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Breathe in and out for me one more time.

Good.

So, respiratory

infection seems to be gone.

You've been taking all your medications

and all the antibiotics?

Yeah. Nothing left in the bubble?

No, I finished it. Good,

because it's really important they have

a way of coming back,

and it's even harder the second time.

But, yeah,

your breathing checks out,

which is good.

Blood pressure is normal.

And all of your vaccinations

are up to date. Excellent.

You're a healthy young lady.

Anything else you want to ask me before

you

leave?

Anything that's bothering you?

Anything you want me to check out?

I mean, there's

one thing

that's kind of been bothering me,

but I don

't know. It's embarrassing to talk about.

Come on,

I'm your physician. You can tell me

anything.

It's okay.

Okay, it's my bell.

Okay, first of all,

this is Dr. Patient Confidentiality,

so anything you discuss with me in this

room, completely

private. It would be completely

unethical for me to discuss anything

you taught me with your parents or

anyone without the consent. It needs

you perfectly. It needs you perfectly.

I'm

bound by a hip-a-loss.

And secondly,

I want to apologize for my burst of

unprof

essionalism.

It's uncalled for and unprofessionalism.

But you said that this was the first

time with your boyfriend having anal

sex.

Was this the first time you ever had

anal sex ever?

It was just last night,

right?

Yeah, I mean,

look,

it's nothing unusual to have a little

discomfort during anal sex for the

first time.

It's natural.

What you described to me lines up her

since you just had it last night.

And again,

just to be clear,

what you and your boyfriend do in the

privacy of your own home is totally

your business.

You read online about

little fissures and anal tearing.

Do you think maybe you should take

a look and make sure it's not something

serious?

Doctor, internet to the rescue.

Look, whenever you read things online,

it always makes it seem like it's worse

than it ever is. You cut your finger

and, oh my goodness,

you're getting an infection and lose

your hand and reverse it or something.

You're perfectly fine. Have Sandy set

up an appointment for you on the way

out. Okay.

And probably another couple

of weeks for a follow-up exam.

Actually,

hold on.

You know,

it's never a bad idea to be extra safe.

Better be safe than sorry.

Come back over here and remove your

dress and your undergarments and I'll

give you more thorough examination.

Yeah,

I'm just doing a preliminary visual

inspection.

Very nice.

That's good.

Breathe in and out for me.

Excellent.

In and out.

Okay. Good.

So I need to scoot up on my table.

Scoot up on the examination table. Lay

on your right side and tuck your knees

to your chest.

Very good.

Bring your knees to your chest.

Excellent.

Okay,

so visually everything looks good. So

I'm just going to palpate your rectum.

Palpate?

Oh,

don't worry. It's a clinical term. It

just means examination by touch.

I'll be right back. Stay there.

You'll be participating in the Easter

egg. You'll be gone before then,

huh?

Yeah.

I always get home sick on holidays if I

can't come back. Yeah.

I remember when I first went out to

freshman

year in college.

I came back.

Everything seemed different.

So I need you to relax,

okay?

You can try.

All right. So this is going to be a

little uncomfortable.

You're going to feel a little bit of

pressure,

okay?

You okay?

Yes.

All right. How's that?

I'm going to move it in a little bit

deeper now,

okay?

So just warning you.

Breathe for me. Keep breathing.

Moving in deeper.

Very good.

Okay?

So tell me about

your experience with your boyfriend,

your first annual experience.

Um.

Did you guys use lube?

Yeah.

What kind?

What do you mean?

Well, there's

water-based,

oil-based,

natural, like coconut oil.

I don't think I know

the difference. That's okay.

Did you guys warm up first?

Like,

did he use a finger or anything to get

you ready for,

you know,

the night in question?

No.

Can I just get through all of that,

actually?

All right.

Okay,

so I'm going to be inserting a second

finger now,

okay?

Relax.

Breathe.

You okay?

Yeah, it's okay.

You okay?

Mm-hmm. Excellent.

A little deeper.

A little deeper.

And I'm just going to leave it right

here for a moment.

So you mean you guys didn't even use,

like,

a toy or anything to warm up at first?

No.

Do you know what a butt plug is?

I've heard of them. Okay.

A little bit deeper.

Breathe. Relax.

So, yeah,

the butt plug,

you put it in. Women use it to warm up

first.

And you can keep it in,

well, as long as you want,

I mean. A lot of times there are people

who wear it for a couple hours or I've

even read somewhere that some women,

they

walk around town all day with it in

public.

I could never be brave

enough to do that.

Almost done?

Almost.

I know it's a little uncomfortable,

but probably not as bad as your

boyfriend last night. Yeah,

usually

water-

based

lube or spits,

usually the best.

No allergic reactions.

I'm just going to leave this here for a

few seconds.

So, is the

department head still Mr. Sanderson?

Yeah, he's so

there,

he's been there for like a hundred

years. Yeah.

He was actually my first year organic

chemistry professor.

Okay.

You're good?

Yeah. All right,

I'm removing my fingers now.

There we go. You don't have to push,

just let it happen.

And we're good. Is that

right?

No, actually,

I think really to be thorough. It's

important that I do a visual inspection

now of your

rectum.

Okay. So,

I'm going to be using this device here.

What is that?

This is called a speculum.

Don't worry,

it looks a lot more intimidating than

what it is. She won't even listen. It's

actually easier than a finger.

Do we have to do that?

Yeah,

I'm afraid so. I want to be thorough.

There's something I felt in there. It

might be nothing,

but it's just good to get a visual on

it.

That looks like it's going to hurt

really fast. Oh,

no, it'll be fine. It'll be fine.

Just a little bit more.

I'll recommend some brands for you.

Okay,

so this is going to be a little bit

more comfortable than the fingers,

but not much. You're going to feel a

little bit of pressure,

okay?

Okay.

All right.

Just relax.

You ready?

Yeah. Okay. Count to three.

Are we good?

Are we good?

Are we good?

A lot different than your fingers.

Just relax. Breathe for me.

There we go. Once it gets past the

sphincter,

it just glides in nice and snug.

So I'm going to let it rest here for a

second before I go to the next part of

this. Here's the next part.

Yeah,

so I'm going to have to open it up a

little bit because the aperture of it

right here,

I can't really see as deeply as I need

to,

okay?

So just so you know what's coming next,

I'm going to open it up and then I'm

going to clamp it off so it stays

locked in position,

okay?

Here

we go.

Are we good?

Are we

good?

How's that?

That's

comfortable. I'm going to back off to

here. How's that?

That's good?

Okay. I'm going to clamp it off right

here. I think that should be sufficient.

Will I see you in church this Sunday

before you leave?

Probably so.

Probably

so. My parents really,

you know,

really.

Okay. Really. Okay.

You really should consider singing in

the choir like you did when you were a

kid. You had a lovely voice,

I remember.

I know.

All right.

It doesn't seem to be any tears or

anything like that.

You're really lucky. I mean,

your boyfriend sounds like a complete

amateur.

You know a lot about anal sex.

Like a lot.

Hey,

I'm sorry. I was just offering advice.

That's all.

Hey.

How did you learn all this advice

anyway?

Surely they didn't teach you this in

medical school,

did they?

Don't be

shy.

Like you said,

you've been a friend of the family for

years now.

You've really helped me through some

rough times.

I won't judge you.

Well, I watch

a lot of...

And porn.

I'm really tempted having

to look at so many

pretty girls with your job,

huh?

No?

Are you sure?

I mean...

Is it that you called me today when I

came in here?

In fact,

what is it that you call me every

single time I have a visit with you?

I'm your what?

What am I?

Your favorite what?

Hmm?

Tell me.

Am I your favorite patient because you

really like me,

doctor?

Or am I your favorite patient because

you've always wanted to fuck me?

See?

You were right.

My boyfriend was a complete amateur.

In fact, the anal sex hurt really bad.

But I bet if I had anal with someone

who was completely obsessed with it,

I could learn to love it.

What do you care?

Baby, I

really want you to be unethical.

Oh my god. You're never going to have a

patient to ever go along with this. I

mean,

you would be an idiot to turn it down.

I want it. You obviously want it.

We're both consenting adults.

You can take this off,

doctor. I know what

you want it. This is fine.

It's okay.

I got a spare in the house.

You're such a tease.

To go in nighttime.

Like you said,

we have to use lots of lab,

right?

Didn't you say this bit was the best?

It's good.

You're such a beautiful face.

Baby,

that's why you took so long. Because

I'm waiting for

you. Show you. I'm going

to stop. I don't want to come too soon.

I guess I will definitely come too soon.

You always wanted to do.

This is a big fantasy of mine.

See if there's

one thing I've learned.

You should have to warm you up first.

Go deep like that.

No holes.

I feel like I can feel your finger

pressing down. Let's relax.

That's really good. I'm going to

try sticking it in.

I feel really slow. I'm a little bit

nervous.

My friend,

holy shit.

Can you leave her there for a second?

Yeah.

Holy shit,

that's so big.

Practice if anybody knew about this.

Fucking come,

don't come.

My friends are shut up.

You don't want me to tell them when you

choke me.

Why is it going to tell everyone?

Okay,

my activity care of this is really

dangerous.

Damage.

Still okay,

baby.

Say fuck me,

you fucking come. Right.

I want me not to come

right now.

Smother me.

That counts.

Your boyfriend.

I can't believe I'm fucking here.

Is this really happening?

What's my head back?

This is a much better thing with that

clothes on.

Oh my god.

It's sad too.

The gloves just got out of the way.

You okay?

Yeah.

I feel really,

really relaxed.

Oh my god.

This beautiful last round's head.

You had to win when I was watching. Oh

my god.

Oh my god.

We definitely gotta hurry up and get

dressed.

You've been in here way too long.

You're already dressed.

I'm sorry. I can't even think straight.

So I was thinking,

uh, that

was great.

I'll have,

I'll have Sandy

schedule you for six weeks when you

're back for the summer.

Necessary.

Um, yeah.

I knew that I wasn't coming back the

moment I saw how fucking perverted you

are. And,

um,

I'll be seeing a female doctor from now

on.

You should really be fucking ashamed of

yourself. You've seen my entire family

and you have since I was little.

I would never come back here even if I

was paid to.

You're lucky I don't have you arrested.

You're disgusting. See you.