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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:41,202 --> 00:00:46,202 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:52,970 WILDEN: Long ago, the world was full of wonder. 4 00:00:56,174 --> 00:00:57,842 (WHINNYING) 5 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:01,045 It was adventurous... 6 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:04,048 exciting... 7 00:01:06,349 --> 00:01:08,318 and best of all... 8 00:01:08,786 --> 00:01:10,453 there was magic. 9 00:01:11,923 --> 00:01:13,791 Boombastia! 10 00:01:17,228 --> 00:01:18,693 (GASPS) 11 00:01:18,695 --> 00:01:19,964 (KIDS EXCLAIM) 12 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,836 WILDEN: And that magic helped all in need. 13 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:28,438 Flame Infernar! 14 00:01:34,377 --> 00:01:36,479 - (BOTH GRUNTING) - (GROWLING) 15 00:01:36,914 --> 00:01:38,047 (GRUNTS) 16 00:01:38,049 --> 00:01:39,851 Voltar Thundasir! 17 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,493 (EXCLAIMING) 18 00:01:52,763 --> 00:01:54,596 (YELPING) 19 00:01:54,598 --> 00:01:57,699 WILDEN: But it wasn't easy to master. 20 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,668 And so the world found a simpler way to get by. 21 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:03,573 I call it the light bulb. 22 00:02:04,175 --> 00:02:05,375 (ALL GASP) 23 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,382 'Tis so easy. (LAUGHS) 24 00:02:12,984 --> 00:02:14,049 Huh. 25 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,117 (CROWD GASPS) 26 00:02:15,119 --> 00:02:16,686 - (CHUCKLES) - (APPLAUDS) 27 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:18,688 WILDEN: Over time... 28 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:22,525 ...magic faded away. 29 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:33,503 (GRUNTS) 30 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:38,708 (SNARLS) 31 00:02:41,279 --> 00:02:42,479 But I hope... 32 00:02:45,349 --> 00:02:46,949 (ALARM RINGING) 33 00:02:46,951 --> 00:02:49,153 ...there's a little magic left... 34 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,721 in you. 35 00:03:09,373 --> 00:03:10,908 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 36 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,776 FITNESS CYCLOPS: (ON SPEAKERS) All right. 37 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:15,743 We're gonna get Warrior Z90 fit. 38 00:03:15,745 --> 00:03:18,013 Let me hear you say, "I'm a mighty warrior." 39 00:03:18,015 --> 00:03:19,248 I'm a mighty warrior. 40 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:20,816 Morning, Mom. 41 00:03:20,818 --> 00:03:21,953 (YIPPING) 42 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:23,484 (GROANS) 43 00:03:23,486 --> 00:03:25,520 Oh! Blazey, down! 44 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:28,059 Bad dragon! Back to your lair. 45 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,894 Happy birthday, Mr. Adult Man. 46 00:03:31,896 --> 00:03:33,028 No, Mom. 47 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:35,900 Hey, buddy. Don't wipe off my kisses. (GASPS SOFTLY) 48 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:37,299 What? 49 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,435 You're wearing your dad's sweatshirt. 50 00:03:39,437 --> 00:03:41,703 Oh. You know. Finally fits. 51 00:03:41,705 --> 00:03:44,139 Aw, my little chubby cheeks is all grown up! 52 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:47,376 Okay, okay. Mom, I gotta eat something before school. 53 00:03:47,378 --> 00:03:48,777 Ah, we don't have much food. 54 00:03:48,779 --> 00:03:50,446 I still have to go to the grocery store. 55 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:51,814 Ah, hands off, mister. 56 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:53,449 Those are for your party tonight. 57 00:03:53,451 --> 00:03:55,683 It's not a party, Mom. It's just us. 58 00:03:55,685 --> 00:03:57,753 You could invite those kids from your science class. 59 00:03:57,755 --> 00:03:59,888 You said they seem pretty rockin'. 60 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:02,291 I'm, uh, pretty sure I didn't say it like that. 61 00:04:02,293 --> 00:04:03,959 And besides, I don't even know them. 62 00:04:03,961 --> 00:04:06,395 Well, your birthday's a day to try new things. 63 00:04:06,397 --> 00:04:07,963 - Be the new you. - (WHIRRING) 64 00:04:07,965 --> 00:04:09,564 Speaking of trying new things, 65 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,333 did you sign up for driving practice? 66 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:12,868 No! (CLEARS THROAT) No. 67 00:04:12,870 --> 00:04:15,603 I know you're a little scared to drive, sweetie pie, but... 68 00:04:15,605 --> 00:04:18,240 I'm not scared, Mom. I'm gonna move Barley's game. 69 00:04:18,242 --> 00:04:20,541 LAUREL: Okay, but you know how he gets when someone 70 00:04:20,543 --> 00:04:21,944 - touches that board. - (THUDS) 71 00:04:21,946 --> 00:04:24,480 (GASPS) Well, he's gotta learn how to clean up his toys. 72 00:04:24,482 --> 00:04:25,680 - Halt! - (GASPS) 73 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:29,686 Doth my brother dare disrupt an active campaign? 74 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,387 Oh, come on! 75 00:04:31,389 --> 00:04:32,520 You know, Ian, 76 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:33,721 in the days of old, a boy of 16 77 00:04:33,723 --> 00:04:35,190 would have his strength tested 78 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,624 in the Swamps of Despair. 79 00:04:36,626 --> 00:04:38,626 I'm not testing anything. Just let me go. 80 00:04:38,628 --> 00:04:39,694 Let him go. 81 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,796 - Okay. - (THUDS) 82 00:04:40,798 --> 00:04:41,930 But I know you're stronger than that. 83 00:04:41,932 --> 00:04:43,731 There's a mighty warrior inside of you. 84 00:04:43,733 --> 00:04:45,167 You just have to let him out. 85 00:04:45,169 --> 00:04:46,601 - Right, Mom? - (GRUNTS) 86 00:04:46,603 --> 00:04:47,870 - (LAUREL GRUNTING) - Oh, that's good. 87 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,838 - LAUREL: Barley! You stink! - (BARLEY LAUGHING) 88 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,140 When was the last time you showered? 89 00:04:51,142 --> 00:04:52,875 If you tried a little harder, you actually could 90 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:54,943 - probably wiggle out of this. - (GRUNTS) 91 00:04:54,945 --> 00:04:58,380 (GROANING) See? Mom knows how to let out her inner warrior. 92 00:04:58,382 --> 00:04:59,515 Thank you. 93 00:04:59,517 --> 00:05:00,751 Now, take out the trash. 94 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,553 GORE: (ON RADIO) Stay on the lookout for a runaway griffin. 95 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,688 Ah, Officer Bronco. 96 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:10,025 Barley, Barley, Barley. 97 00:05:10,027 --> 00:05:11,827 Every time the city tries to tear down 98 00:05:11,829 --> 00:05:13,162 an old piece of rubble, 99 00:05:13,164 --> 00:05:15,831 I gotta drag my rear end out here and deal with you. 100 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:18,100 I don't know what you're talking about. 101 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:19,535 Oh, really? 102 00:05:19,537 --> 00:05:22,071 I will not let you tear down this fountain. 103 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:24,739 Ancient warriors on grand quests 104 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,741 drank from its flowing water. 105 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,077 - (GRUNTS) - (ALL LAUGH) 106 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:28,944 Barley. 107 00:05:28,946 --> 00:05:30,813 They're destroying the town's past. 108 00:05:30,815 --> 00:05:32,314 Ugh. Well, come on in. 109 00:05:32,316 --> 00:05:33,714 Rest your haunches for a minute. 110 00:05:33,716 --> 00:05:35,019 Thank you, hon. 111 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:36,921 Ugh. 112 00:05:38,289 --> 00:05:39,988 Hey there, birthday boy. 113 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:43,125 So, ya workin' hard or hardly workin'? (LAUGHS) 114 00:05:43,127 --> 00:05:45,494 I'm just, you know, making toast. 115 00:05:45,496 --> 00:05:46,727 LAUREL: I'm serious, Barley, 116 00:05:46,729 --> 00:05:48,530 you need to start thinking less about the past 117 00:05:48,532 --> 00:05:50,399 and more about your future. 118 00:05:50,401 --> 00:05:51,936 Ah, she's right. 119 00:05:53,804 --> 00:05:55,940 You can't spend all day playing your board game. 120 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:57,638 (GRUNTS) 121 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,109 Quests of Yore isn't just a board game. 122 00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:03,512 It's a historically-based role-playing scenario. 123 00:06:03,514 --> 00:06:04,745 Did you know, in the old days, 124 00:06:04,747 --> 00:06:07,682 centaurs could run 70 miles an hour? 125 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:09,485 I own a vehicle. Don't need to run. 126 00:06:09,487 --> 00:06:10,953 Well, Ian, you could definitely 127 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:12,488 learn a lot from Quests of Yore. 128 00:06:12,490 --> 00:06:13,889 - You wanna play? - I don't. 129 00:06:13,891 --> 00:06:15,457 You could be a crafty rogue or... 130 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:18,693 Ooh! I know! You can be a wizard. 131 00:06:18,695 --> 00:06:20,596 I shall cast a spell on thee! 132 00:06:20,598 --> 00:06:21,964 Hey! Careful of Dad's sweatshirt! 133 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:24,299 I don't even remember Dad wearing that sweatshirt. 134 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,302 Well, you do only have, like, two memories of him. 135 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,170 No, I've got three. 136 00:06:28,172 --> 00:06:29,905 I remember his beard was scratchy, 137 00:06:29,907 --> 00:06:31,639 he had a goofy laugh, and I used to play 138 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,308 - drums on his feet. - Drums on his feet. Right. 139 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,443 I used to go... 140 00:06:34,445 --> 00:06:36,411 (SCATTING, FLAPS LIPS) 141 00:06:36,413 --> 00:06:38,149 - Whoa! - Five-second rule. Hah! 142 00:06:38,516 --> 00:06:39,615 (BOTH GASP) 143 00:06:39,617 --> 00:06:40,681 It's okay. You just got to pull it. 144 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:41,919 - (RIPS) - No! 145 00:06:42,219 --> 00:06:43,220 Barley! 146 00:06:44,121 --> 00:06:45,320 Uh, you know... 147 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,556 I'm just gonna get some food on the way to school. 148 00:06:47,558 --> 00:06:49,391 I'll sew that later tonight, okay? 149 00:06:49,393 --> 00:06:50,592 Wait, wait, wait. 150 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:53,562 By the laws of yore, I must dub thee a man today. 151 00:06:53,564 --> 00:06:54,662 Kneel before me. 152 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,899 Oh! That's okay. I gotta get going. 153 00:06:56,901 --> 00:06:58,066 All right, well, I'll pick you up later. 154 00:06:58,068 --> 00:06:59,334 We'll perform the ceremony at school. 155 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,269 Oh! No, no, no, no. 156 00:07:00,271 --> 00:07:02,106 Don't do that. Don't do that. Okay, bye! 157 00:07:02,739 --> 00:07:04,041 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 158 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:11,448 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 159 00:07:15,152 --> 00:07:16,218 Hey! 160 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:17,286 Go Griffins! 161 00:07:17,288 --> 00:07:18,153 What? 162 00:07:18,155 --> 00:07:19,588 You go to Willowdale College? 163 00:07:19,590 --> 00:07:21,689 Oh, no. This was my dad's. 164 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,393 Lightfoot? Wilden Lightfoot? 165 00:07:24,395 --> 00:07:25,460 (CHUCKLING) Yeah. 166 00:07:25,462 --> 00:07:27,229 You're kidding. I went to college with him. 167 00:07:27,231 --> 00:07:29,331 - Really? - Yeah. 168 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:33,003 Boy, I was so sorry to hear that he passed away. 169 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:35,103 Yeah. Thanks. 170 00:07:35,105 --> 00:07:39,208 You know, your dad was a great guy. So confident. 171 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:42,411 When he came into a room, people noticed. (CHUCKLES) 172 00:07:42,413 --> 00:07:46,081 The man wore the ugliest purple socks every single day. 173 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,082 What? Why? 174 00:07:47,084 --> 00:07:49,184 Hey, that's exactly what we asked. 175 00:07:49,186 --> 00:07:50,919 But he was just bold. 176 00:07:50,921 --> 00:07:54,156 I always wished I had a little bit of that in me. 177 00:07:54,158 --> 00:07:58,994 Yeah. Wow. I've never heard any of this about him before. 178 00:07:58,996 --> 00:08:01,029 - What else do you remember? - Dad! 179 00:08:01,031 --> 00:08:03,699 Oh, sorry. Gotta get this guy off to school. 180 00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:05,767 Hey, it was nice meeting you. 181 00:08:05,769 --> 00:08:07,938 Yeah. You, too. 182 00:08:09,473 --> 00:08:10,474 Huh. 183 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,077 Bold. 184 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,306 (CLICKS) 185 00:08:44,308 --> 00:08:45,943 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 186 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,519 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 187 00:08:57,521 --> 00:09:00,024 TEACHER: Okay, class. Sit down. We're starting roll. 188 00:09:07,064 --> 00:09:09,164 Hey, uh, Gorgamon. Um... 189 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:12,167 Would you mind not putting your feet on my chair today? 190 00:09:12,169 --> 00:09:13,068 Sorry, dude. 191 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:14,303 Got to keep them elevated. 192 00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:16,038 Gets the blood flowing to my brain. 193 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:19,174 It just makes it a little hard for me to fit in there. 194 00:09:19,176 --> 00:09:20,742 Well, if I don't have good blood flow, 195 00:09:20,744 --> 00:09:22,779 I can't concentrate on my schoolwork. 196 00:09:22,781 --> 00:09:25,347 You don't want me to do bad in school, do you? 197 00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:27,017 Uh... (CHUCKLES) 198 00:09:27,451 --> 00:09:28,886 No. 199 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,487 Thanks, bro. 200 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:34,222 (SIGHS) 201 00:09:34,224 --> 00:09:35,792 - (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) - First road test. 202 00:09:35,794 --> 00:09:37,027 Any volunteers? 203 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:42,232 A left here. 204 00:09:44,068 --> 00:09:46,937 Now, take this on-ramp for the freeway. 205 00:09:48,072 --> 00:09:51,041 Okay, yeah. I'm, uh, super ready for that. 206 00:09:54,645 --> 00:09:55,946 Uh... 207 00:09:57,081 --> 00:09:58,781 It's nice and fast. 208 00:09:58,783 --> 00:09:59,948 INSTRUCTOR: Just merge into traffic. 209 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,516 Yep. Just any minute. 210 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,617 - Merge into traffic. - Uh... 211 00:10:02,619 --> 00:10:03,685 Merge into traffic! 212 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:04,920 (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING) 213 00:10:04,922 --> 00:10:06,388 I'm not ready! 214 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:07,389 Pull over. 215 00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:09,093 - (STUDENTS MURMURING) - (IAN SIGHS) 216 00:10:11,362 --> 00:10:13,830 All right. So, what should we do this weekend? 217 00:10:13,832 --> 00:10:15,030 Move to a cooler town? 218 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,331 Oh, hey. What up, dudes? Um... 219 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,333 I'm, uh, having a party tonight, 220 00:10:18,335 --> 00:10:20,770 and I was wondering if you wanted to come over 221 00:10:20,772 --> 00:10:23,004 and get down on some cake. 222 00:10:23,006 --> 00:10:25,107 (GROANS) That's not something anyone says. 223 00:10:25,109 --> 00:10:27,311 Okay, don't say "dudes." "Gang"? 224 00:10:28,813 --> 00:10:30,479 What's up, gang? 225 00:10:30,481 --> 00:10:32,447 What's up, gang? 226 00:10:32,449 --> 00:10:33,550 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 227 00:10:35,452 --> 00:10:36,786 (ALL LAUGHING) 228 00:10:36,788 --> 00:10:38,086 Hey. What's up, gang? 229 00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:40,689 Oh, hey. Uh, Ian, right? 230 00:10:40,691 --> 00:10:43,425 Oh! I didn't know you knew my... 231 00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:44,993 Anyway... 232 00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:47,028 uh, if you like parties, then I'm... 233 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,463 I was gonna do a party... 234 00:10:48,465 --> 00:10:49,998 - What? - What I was trying to say is 235 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,400 if you're not doing anything tonight... 236 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,735 but I'm sure you probably are doing something tonight... 237 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,670 and you like cake like I like cake, 238 00:10:55,672 --> 00:10:58,206 I've got a cake at my house. 239 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,575 Are you inviting us to a party? 240 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:01,543 That's the one. 241 00:11:01,545 --> 00:11:03,578 Oh. Yeah, we don't have any plans. 242 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,646 - Yeah, okay. - Totally. 243 00:11:04,648 --> 00:11:05,947 Really? 244 00:11:05,949 --> 00:11:07,716 I guess we can just take the bus over to my house. 245 00:11:07,718 --> 00:11:09,184 (TIRES SCREECHING) 246 00:11:09,186 --> 00:11:10,952 (METAL MUSIC BLARING ON CAR STEREO) 247 00:11:10,954 --> 00:11:12,154 Oh, no, no, no. 248 00:11:12,156 --> 00:11:15,592 Ha-ha! Is that the birthday boy I see? 249 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,197 Behold! Your chariot awaits! 250 00:11:22,199 --> 00:11:23,698 Do you know that guy? 251 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,368 - Uh... - Sir Iandore of Lightfoot. 252 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:28,570 Seems like he's talking to you. 253 00:11:28,572 --> 00:11:29,671 Hey, Ian! 254 00:11:29,673 --> 00:11:31,606 (BLARES HORN) 255 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,074 Hey, Barley. 256 00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:35,010 Yeah, we were actually gonna take the bus. 257 00:11:35,012 --> 00:11:36,913 The bus? Nay! 258 00:11:36,915 --> 00:11:38,781 I will give you and your companions 259 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,982 transport upon Guinevere. 260 00:11:40,984 --> 00:11:42,785 Um, who's Guinevere? 261 00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:44,953 My mighty steed. 262 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,222 - (CLANGS) - Oh. That's embarrassing. 263 00:11:47,224 --> 00:11:49,224 That's okay, girl. Patch you back up. 264 00:11:49,226 --> 00:11:50,192 (SIGHS) 265 00:11:50,194 --> 00:11:52,060 He's just joking around. 266 00:11:52,062 --> 00:11:54,498 (CHUCKLES) You've got something on your face. 267 00:11:55,532 --> 00:11:59,102 Oh, no. You... just... Wait, no. It's... No... 268 00:11:59,871 --> 00:12:01,069 Oh! Uh... 269 00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:02,170 You know what? I just remembered 270 00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:03,806 that my birthday is, uh, canceled. 271 00:12:03,808 --> 00:12:05,207 - What? - IAN: I mean, the party. 272 00:12:05,209 --> 00:12:06,809 Uh, it was never actually happening. 273 00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:08,510 It was just this huge misunderstanding. 274 00:12:08,512 --> 00:12:09,678 So, I got to go. 275 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,048 Okay. Bye! 276 00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:17,954 (GRUNTING) 277 00:12:17,956 --> 00:12:21,824 Ooh. Whoops! Sorry. Let me just file those. 278 00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:22,959 (GRUNTS) 279 00:12:22,961 --> 00:12:24,927 Hey, did those kids write on your face? 280 00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:26,428 - Here. I'll get it. - (GRUNTS) 281 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:28,730 Can we please just go home? 282 00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:31,700 Okay, well, we'll perform your birthday ceremony later. 283 00:12:31,702 --> 00:12:33,034 Then you'll be ready for adulthood 284 00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:34,736 and its gauntlet of challenges. 285 00:12:34,738 --> 00:12:35,872 You know, in ancient times, 286 00:12:35,874 --> 00:12:37,038 you celebrated your day of birth 287 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,507 with a solemn quest. 288 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:41,076 Of course, those were nothing compared to the challenges 289 00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:42,613 of the old days. 290 00:12:46,784 --> 00:12:48,018 Mom? 291 00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:50,187 Mom? 292 00:13:34,832 --> 00:13:37,399 LAUREL: Will, you're not gonna get that thing working. 293 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,567 WILDEN: I think I've got it. 294 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,135 LAUREL: I'm gonna watch from over here 295 00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:42,237 for when it blows up. 296 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,572 WILDEN: Hello? Hello? 297 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,273 LAUREL: I'll bet good money you can't get it to work. 298 00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:46,541 WILDEN: Oh, is that right? 299 00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:47,409 LAUREL: Yep. 300 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:48,610 But you're doing a good job of 301 00:13:48,612 --> 00:13:50,245 making it look like you know what you're doing. 302 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,014 WILDEN: (LAUGHING) Well, I'm trying to. 303 00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:53,849 LAUREL: Did you check if it had batteries? 304 00:13:53,851 --> 00:13:55,116 (WILDEN LAUGHING) 305 00:13:55,118 --> 00:13:56,184 LAUREL: Of course you didn't. 306 00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:57,252 WILDEN: I know. 307 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,386 LAUREL: So, is it really working? 308 00:13:58,388 --> 00:13:59,623 WILDEN: Let's find out. 309 00:14:00,457 --> 00:14:02,157 Okay. Bye. 310 00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:03,759 (TAPE CLICKS) 311 00:14:03,761 --> 00:14:05,660 (CASSETTE REWINDS) 312 00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:06,929 (BUTTON CLICKS) 313 00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:09,364 LAUREL: Will, you're not going to get that thing working. 314 00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:10,498 WILDEN: I think I've got it. 315 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,233 LAUREL: I'm gonna watch from over here 316 00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:13,970 for when it blows up. 317 00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:15,170 Hi, Dad. 318 00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:16,872 WILDEN: Hello? Hello? 319 00:14:16,874 --> 00:14:17,940 It's me, Ian. 320 00:14:17,942 --> 00:14:19,008 WILDEN: Oh, is that right? 321 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:21,276 Yeah. Did you have a good day? 322 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:22,979 (LAUGHING) Well, I'm trying to. 323 00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,579 Yeah. Me, too. 324 00:14:24,581 --> 00:14:27,148 Although, I could clearly use some help. (CHUCKLES) 325 00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:28,985 (WILDEN LAUGHING ON TAPE) 326 00:14:28,987 --> 00:14:32,153 I sure do wish I could spend the day with you sometime. 327 00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:33,388 I know. 328 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:35,123 Well, there are so many things we could do. 329 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,993 I bet it'd be really fun. 330 00:14:36,995 --> 00:14:38,159 Let's find out. 331 00:14:38,161 --> 00:14:40,261 Yeah. I mean, I'd love to. We could, uh... 332 00:14:40,263 --> 00:14:42,733 - Okay. Bye. - (TAPE CLICKS) 333 00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:45,837 Yeah. 334 00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:47,537 Bye. 335 00:14:54,045 --> 00:14:55,143 Oh, my... 336 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,880 Barley, keep your soldiers off my land 337 00:14:57,882 --> 00:14:59,347 or our kingdoms will go to war! 338 00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:01,249 BARLEY: Sorry, Mom! 339 00:15:01,251 --> 00:15:04,185 Oh, this is the world's longest gap year. 340 00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:06,187 Honey, I was gonna do that. 341 00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:07,622 It's okay. 342 00:15:07,624 --> 00:15:10,392 Wow! You must have been taught by some kind of sewing master. 343 00:15:10,394 --> 00:15:13,765 Yeah. A very humble sewing master. (CHUCKLES) 344 00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:19,668 (SIGHS) 345 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:22,637 What was Dad like when he was my age? 346 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:24,807 Was he always super confident? 347 00:15:24,809 --> 00:15:25,841 Oh, no. 348 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,913 It took him a while to find out who he was. 349 00:15:30,114 --> 00:15:31,783 I wish I'd met him. 350 00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:34,549 Oh, me, too. 351 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:38,821 But, hey, you know, when your dad got sick, 352 00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:40,188 he fought so hard 353 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,260 because he wanted to meet you more than anything. 354 00:15:47,731 --> 00:15:50,534 You know what? I have something for you. 355 00:15:51,969 --> 00:15:54,536 I was gonna wait until after cake, 356 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,939 but I think you've waited long enough. 357 00:15:56,941 --> 00:15:58,074 What is it? 358 00:15:58,076 --> 00:16:01,344 It's a gift from your dad. 359 00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:08,216 What do you mean, it's from Dad? 360 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,719 I don't know. Mom said it was for both of us. 361 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:11,954 BARLEY: What is it? 362 00:16:11,956 --> 00:16:16,626 He just said to give you this when you were both over 16. 363 00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:20,832 I have no idea what it is. 364 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:29,304 (GASPS) No way! 365 00:16:29,306 --> 00:16:30,840 It's a wizard staff. 366 00:16:30,842 --> 00:16:32,174 - Dad was a wizard. - What? 367 00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:34,476 Hold on, your dad was an accountant. 368 00:16:34,478 --> 00:16:36,979 I mean, he got interested in a lot of strange things 369 00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:38,180 when he got sick, but... 370 00:16:38,182 --> 00:16:39,782 There's a letter. 371 00:16:39,784 --> 00:16:41,316 "Dear Ian and Barley, 372 00:16:41,318 --> 00:16:43,618 "long ago, the world was full of wonder. 373 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,021 "It was adventurous, exciting, 374 00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:47,823 "and best of all, there was magic. 375 00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:50,126 "And that magic helped all in need. 376 00:16:50,128 --> 00:16:51,659 "But it wasn't easy to master. 377 00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:54,429 "And so the world found a simpler way to get by. 378 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,766 "Over time, magic faded away, 379 00:16:56,768 --> 00:17:01,402 "but I hope there's a little magic left in you. 380 00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:04,574 "And so I wrote this spell, so I could see for myself 381 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,611 "who my boys grew up to be." 382 00:17:09,412 --> 00:17:11,048 "Visitation Spell." 383 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,417 BARLEY: I don't believe this. 384 00:17:16,419 --> 00:17:18,319 This spell brings him back. 385 00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:20,655 For one whole day, Dad will be back. 386 00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:22,390 - What? - Back? Like back to life? 387 00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:23,658 That's not possible. 388 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,227 It is with this! 389 00:17:25,229 --> 00:17:26,394 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 390 00:17:26,396 --> 00:17:28,296 I'm gonna meet Dad? 391 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,366 Oh, Will, you wonderful nut. What is this? 392 00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:33,969 Now, a spell this powerful needs an assist element. 393 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,871 And, I mean, for this to work, Dad would've had to find 394 00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:37,773 a Phoenix Gem! 395 00:17:37,775 --> 00:17:39,008 Wow. 396 00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,708 There's only a few of these left. 397 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,978 Hold on! Is this dangerous? 398 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,016 We're about to find out. 399 00:17:48,052 --> 00:17:49,118 - Ah! - What? 400 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,686 - Splinter. - (BOTH SIGH) 401 00:17:51,688 --> 00:17:55,925 "Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth. 402 00:17:55,927 --> 00:18:00,630 "Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth." 403 00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:02,432 (BLAZEY CHITTERS) 404 00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:07,702 Hold on. I was just grippin' it wrong. 405 00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:10,605 "Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth. 406 00:18:10,607 --> 00:18:14,644 "Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth." 407 00:18:15,478 --> 00:18:16,544 "Only once is all we get, 408 00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:18,080 "grant me this rebirth. 409 00:18:18,082 --> 00:18:20,448 "Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth." 410 00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:21,884 "One day to walk the earth." 411 00:18:21,886 --> 00:18:26,090 "Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth." 412 00:18:26,389 --> 00:18:27,655 Barley. 413 00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:28,725 (SIGHS) 414 00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:38,666 I'm sorry you guys don't have your dad here, 415 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:43,705 but this shows just how much he wanted to see you both. 416 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,541 So much that he'd try anything. 417 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:49,847 That's still a pretty special gift. 418 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,746 Yeah. 419 00:18:51,748 --> 00:18:53,315 (BARLEY SIGHS) 420 00:18:53,317 --> 00:18:54,819 (BLAZEY TRILLS) 421 00:18:57,621 --> 00:19:01,991 Hey, wanna come with me to pick up your cake? 422 00:19:01,993 --> 00:19:04,494 That's okay. Thanks, Mom. 423 00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:08,465 (KISSES) 424 00:19:27,952 --> 00:19:29,120 (SIGHS) 425 00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:37,494 "Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth. 426 00:19:39,063 --> 00:19:40,097 (GASPS) 427 00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:44,936 "Till tomorrow's sun has set... 428 00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:50,440 (GASPS) 429 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,444 "one day to walk the earth." 430 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,316 Hey, man, what are you doing in here? 431 00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:02,384 Holy Tooth of Zadar! How did you...? 432 00:20:02,386 --> 00:20:03,788 I don't know. It just started. 433 00:20:04,322 --> 00:20:05,522 (YELPS) 434 00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:11,829 Whoa! Feet! 435 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,673 (WHIMPERS) 436 00:20:29,046 --> 00:20:30,647 (STRAINING) 437 00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:33,315 Hang on. I can help! 438 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,517 Barley, no! 439 00:20:35,086 --> 00:20:36,153 (BOTH YELL) 440 00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:39,156 (COUGHING) 441 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,958 (PANTING) 442 00:20:45,229 --> 00:20:46,362 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 443 00:20:46,364 --> 00:20:48,866 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 444 00:20:58,242 --> 00:20:59,243 Dad? 445 00:21:02,645 --> 00:21:03,914 - (BOTH GASP) - He's just legs. 446 00:21:06,217 --> 00:21:07,216 There's no top part. 447 00:21:07,218 --> 00:21:08,851 I definitely remember Dad having a top part! 448 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:11,288 Oh, what did I do? This is horrible. 449 00:21:13,224 --> 00:21:14,557 Uh... 450 00:21:20,998 --> 00:21:21,999 Hello? 451 00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:26,435 It's really him. 452 00:21:26,437 --> 00:21:29,171 Dad, you are in your house. 453 00:21:29,173 --> 00:21:30,174 Whoa, whoa! 454 00:21:32,410 --> 00:21:34,577 (GROANS) He can't hear us. 455 00:21:41,452 --> 00:21:43,018 What are you doing? 456 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,621 (SCATTING) 457 00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:02,807 That's right, Dad. It's me, Barley. 458 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,151 Yeah, that's Ian. 459 00:22:14,518 --> 00:22:16,586 Hi, Dad. 460 00:22:24,762 --> 00:22:27,296 (GROANS) I messed this whole thing up. 461 00:22:27,298 --> 00:22:28,797 Now he's gonna be legs forever. 462 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:31,934 No, not forever. The spell only lasts one day. 463 00:22:31,936 --> 00:22:34,002 At sunset tomorrow, he'll disappear, 464 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:36,073 and we'll never be able to bring him back again. 465 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:40,008 Okay, okay, okay. 24 hours. 466 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,812 That doesn't give us much time, but... 467 00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:43,914 (SIGHS) 468 00:22:45,082 --> 00:22:46,915 (BEEPS) 469 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:48,817 Well, we'll just have to do the spell again. 470 00:22:48,819 --> 00:22:50,219 You mean you have to. 471 00:22:50,221 --> 00:22:52,988 A person can only do magic if they have the gift. 472 00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:54,689 And my little brother has the magic gift. 473 00:22:54,691 --> 00:22:56,624 Okay! Okay. 474 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:58,227 But I couldn't even finish the spell. 475 00:22:58,229 --> 00:23:00,562 Well, you're gonna have plenty of time to practice. 476 00:23:00,564 --> 00:23:02,833 'Cause we have to find another Phoenix Gem. 477 00:23:03,234 --> 00:23:04,235 (GASPS) 478 00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:07,336 (BARLEY MUTTERING) 479 00:23:07,338 --> 00:23:11,340 A-ha! We'll start at the place where all quests begin. 480 00:23:11,342 --> 00:23:13,375 The Manticore's Tavern. 481 00:23:13,377 --> 00:23:15,244 It's run by a fearless adventurer. 482 00:23:15,246 --> 00:23:16,778 She knows where to find any kind of gem, 483 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:17,880 talisman, totem... 484 00:23:17,882 --> 00:23:19,680 Barley, this is for a game. 485 00:23:19,682 --> 00:23:21,383 Based on real life. 486 00:23:21,385 --> 00:23:22,650 How do we know this tavern 487 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:23,986 - is still there? - It's there. 488 00:23:23,988 --> 00:23:25,854 Look, my years of training have prepared me 489 00:23:25,856 --> 00:23:27,189 for this very moment. 490 00:23:27,191 --> 00:23:29,424 And I'm telling you, this is the only way 491 00:23:29,426 --> 00:23:32,229 to find a Phoenix Gem. 492 00:23:33,564 --> 00:23:35,032 Trust me. 493 00:23:38,903 --> 00:23:42,171 Whatever it takes, I am gonna meet my dad. 494 00:23:42,173 --> 00:23:45,376 You hear that, Dad? We're going on a quest. 495 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:50,913 - (ENGINE STALLING) - Come on, Guinevere. 496 00:23:50,915 --> 00:23:53,482 Uh, maybe we should just take the bus. 497 00:23:53,484 --> 00:23:55,819 - She's fine. - (ENGINE STARTS) 498 00:23:58,022 --> 00:24:00,124 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (BARLEY LAUGHING) 499 00:24:07,431 --> 00:24:08,899 (BULB CRACKLING) 500 00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:19,007 (GRUNTS) Anyway, it's just, like, 501 00:24:19,009 --> 00:24:21,276 this award for math. It's no big deal. 502 00:24:21,278 --> 00:24:23,881 But I'll show you when we get back home. 503 00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:26,782 Hey, uh, what are you two 504 00:24:26,784 --> 00:24:28,050 Chatty Charlies up to back there? 505 00:24:28,052 --> 00:24:30,319 You know, I felt weird talking to Dad 506 00:24:30,321 --> 00:24:32,489 without a top half, so... 507 00:24:33,090 --> 00:24:34,091 ta-da! 508 00:24:34,825 --> 00:24:36,158 Oh, that's great! 509 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,493 Dad, you look just like I remember. 510 00:24:38,495 --> 00:24:39,561 Hey, don't worry, we'll have 511 00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:40,896 the rest of you here before you know it. 512 00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:42,464 And then, first thing I'm gonna do, 513 00:24:42,466 --> 00:24:44,533 introduce you to Guinevere. 514 00:24:44,535 --> 00:24:46,702 Rebuilt this old girl myself, 515 00:24:46,704 --> 00:24:48,904 from the lug nuts to the air conditioning. 516 00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:51,242 - (AIR BLASTING) - (IAN GRUNTING) 517 00:24:54,011 --> 00:24:55,777 Showing Dad your van? 518 00:24:55,779 --> 00:24:57,980 - That's your whole list? - What list? 519 00:24:57,982 --> 00:24:59,181 - Oh. - What's that? 520 00:24:59,183 --> 00:25:01,016 I'm just working on a list of things 521 00:25:01,018 --> 00:25:02,284 I wanted to do with Dad. 522 00:25:02,286 --> 00:25:03,151 You know, 523 00:25:03,153 --> 00:25:06,121 play catch, take a walk, driving lesson, 524 00:25:06,123 --> 00:25:08,423 share my whole life story with him. 525 00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:09,625 That's cool. 526 00:25:09,627 --> 00:25:12,728 Oh. But before you cast Dad's spell again, you're gonna 527 00:25:12,730 --> 00:25:15,063 - have to practice your magic. - (GRUNTS) 528 00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:17,199 IAN: (SIGHS) This book is for a game. 529 00:25:17,201 --> 00:25:19,701 I told you, everything in Quests of Yore 530 00:25:19,703 --> 00:25:21,370 is historically accurate. 531 00:25:21,372 --> 00:25:22,738 Even the spells. 532 00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:25,874 So start practicing, young sorcerer. 533 00:25:25,876 --> 00:25:30,247 (SIGHS) Okay, Dad. Let's try some magic. 534 00:25:34,585 --> 00:25:35,951 LAUREL: Hey, sweetie? 535 00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:39,421 Ugh! Blazey. Oh, this dragon is always under my feet. 536 00:25:39,423 --> 00:25:41,892 Honey, you want some cake? 537 00:25:49,733 --> 00:25:51,001 (GASPS) 538 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,808 (SNIFFING) 539 00:26:19,096 --> 00:26:22,864 Aloft Elevar. Aloft Elevar. 540 00:26:22,866 --> 00:26:25,067 I can't get this levitation spell to work. 541 00:26:25,069 --> 00:26:26,935 Maybe I could try something else 542 00:26:26,937 --> 00:26:28,704 - like Arcane Lightning? - (SCOFFS) 543 00:26:28,706 --> 00:26:30,372 Yeah, like a level-one mage could bust out 544 00:26:30,374 --> 00:26:32,074 the hardest spell in the Enchanter's Guide Book. 545 00:26:32,076 --> 00:26:33,742 (CHUCKLING) Maybe we'll stick with the easy ones. 546 00:26:33,744 --> 00:26:36,545 Yeah, well, it's not working. Am I saying it wrong? 547 00:26:36,547 --> 00:26:38,680 Well, mmm, you said it right. 548 00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:40,082 It's just, for any spell to work, 549 00:26:40,084 --> 00:26:42,084 you have to speak from your heart's fire. 550 00:26:42,086 --> 00:26:43,885 - My what? - Your heart's fire. 551 00:26:43,887 --> 00:26:47,124 You must speak with passion. Don't hold back. 552 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,124 Aloft Elevar! 553 00:26:49,126 --> 00:26:52,294 No, like Aloft Elevar. 554 00:26:52,296 --> 00:26:53,261 Aloft Elevar! 555 00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:55,664 No, from your heart's fire! 556 00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:58,033 - Aloft Elevar! - Don't hold back. 557 00:26:58,035 --> 00:26:59,769 - Aloft Elevar! - Heart's fire! 558 00:26:59,771 --> 00:27:01,236 Stop saying "heart's fire." 559 00:27:01,238 --> 00:27:04,375 This just clearly isn't working. (SIGHS) 560 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:08,912 Hey, it was a good start. 561 00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:14,950 (SIGHS) 562 00:27:14,952 --> 00:27:18,653 Oh. Gather your courage, men. We've arrived. 563 00:27:18,655 --> 00:27:21,523 The Manticore's Tavern. 564 00:27:21,525 --> 00:27:23,525 Huh. It is still here. 565 00:27:23,527 --> 00:27:24,928 Yeah, I told you. 566 00:27:30,968 --> 00:27:34,204 Come on, Dad. That's good. 567 00:27:35,506 --> 00:27:38,073 BARLEY: All right, listen. First, let me do the talking. 568 00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:39,908 Secondly, it's crucial we show 569 00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,443 the Manticore the respect she deserves, 570 00:27:41,445 --> 00:27:44,246 or she will, thirdly, not give us a map to the Phoenix Gem. 571 00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:45,882 Wait, wait, wait. The map? 572 00:27:45,884 --> 00:27:47,449 I thought she had a Phoenix Gem. 573 00:27:47,451 --> 00:27:49,852 (CHUCKLING) You're so cute. Hear that, Dad? 574 00:27:49,854 --> 00:27:52,154 He's a smart kid, he just doesn't know how quests work. 575 00:27:52,156 --> 00:27:55,157 Well, is there anything else you're forgetting to tell me? 576 00:27:55,159 --> 00:27:56,826 Mmm. No. 577 00:27:56,828 --> 00:27:57,959 ALL: ♪ Happy happy birthday 578 00:27:57,961 --> 00:27:59,261 ♪ Come join us on a quest 579 00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:01,798 ♪ To make your birthday party The very, very best 580 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,899 ♪ Hey! 581 00:28:02,901 --> 00:28:04,767 Okay, okay, so the tavern 582 00:28:04,769 --> 00:28:05,967 changed a little over the years, 583 00:28:05,969 --> 00:28:09,504 but the Manticore is still the real deal. 584 00:28:09,506 --> 00:28:11,306 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 585 00:28:11,308 --> 00:28:12,441 I'll have the soup of the day. 586 00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:14,611 Would my lord like a cup or cauldron? 587 00:28:16,915 --> 00:28:18,246 (GROANS) 588 00:28:18,248 --> 00:28:21,950 Madam, I request an audience with the Manticore. 589 00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:23,985 But of course, milord. 590 00:28:23,987 --> 00:28:25,420 (BLARES HORN) 591 00:28:25,422 --> 00:28:27,522 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Manticore! 592 00:28:27,524 --> 00:28:29,092 (LAUGHING) 593 00:28:31,094 --> 00:28:34,196 No. No, no, no. The real Manticore. 594 00:28:34,198 --> 00:28:36,431 - The fearless adventurer. - (COSTUMED MANTICORE SIGHS) 595 00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:38,569 Oh. You mean Corey? She's over there. 596 00:28:39,871 --> 00:28:41,336 (GASPS) Quick! Somebody help me. 597 00:28:41,338 --> 00:28:43,104 These griffin nuggets were supposed to go out 598 00:28:43,106 --> 00:28:45,474 minutes ago. (GRUNTING) 599 00:28:45,476 --> 00:28:47,709 That's the Manticore? 600 00:28:47,711 --> 00:28:49,978 Oh, great and powerful Manticore. 601 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,047 Whoa! Sir, you're right in the hot zone. 602 00:28:52,049 --> 00:28:53,448 You're late, Adolphus. 603 00:28:53,450 --> 00:28:54,649 (BARKING) 604 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:57,419 I understand there's traffic. You need to plan for that. 605 00:28:57,421 --> 00:28:58,620 (GRUMBLING) 606 00:28:58,622 --> 00:29:01,757 Well, maybe your mother should get her own car! (SIGHS) 607 00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:03,258 - Your fearlessness? - (GASPS) 608 00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:05,828 My brother and I seek a map to a Phoenix Gem. 609 00:29:05,830 --> 00:29:09,097 Oh! Well, you've come to the right tavern. Table 12. 610 00:29:09,099 --> 00:29:13,301 I have the parchment you desire right here. Behold! 611 00:29:13,303 --> 00:29:15,771 Oh. That's a children's menu. 612 00:29:15,773 --> 00:29:18,740 Isn't that fun? They're all based on my old maps. 613 00:29:18,742 --> 00:29:19,809 Uh, now... 614 00:29:19,811 --> 00:29:21,142 The great Manticore sends you 615 00:29:21,144 --> 00:29:22,879 on your adventure with a hero's blessing. 616 00:29:22,881 --> 00:29:24,246 And here's some crayons. 617 00:29:24,248 --> 00:29:26,949 That's very amusing, your dominance, 618 00:29:26,951 --> 00:29:28,951 but might you have the real map? 619 00:29:28,953 --> 00:29:31,088 Uh, yeah. It's, uh, over there. 620 00:29:32,556 --> 00:29:34,289 (GASPS) That's it. 621 00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:36,258 - This is perfect. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 622 00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:38,727 What are you doing? You can't take this. 623 00:29:38,729 --> 00:29:40,163 We have to. 624 00:29:40,731 --> 00:29:41,998 (GASPS) What is that? 625 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,365 (GROANS) 626 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,133 It's our dad. And we have a chance to meet him, but... 627 00:29:45,135 --> 00:29:47,536 But we can't do that without a Phoenix Gem. 628 00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:51,339 No! My days of sending people on dangerous quests are over. 629 00:29:51,341 --> 00:29:52,240 What? Why? 630 00:29:52,242 --> 00:29:53,575 (CHUCKLES) 'Cause they're dangerous. 631 00:29:53,577 --> 00:29:56,478 Corey, the karaoke machine's broken again. 632 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,384 (SIGHS) I'm sorry, but you are not getting this map. 633 00:30:00,952 --> 00:30:02,284 Don't worry, ladies, 634 00:30:02,286 --> 00:30:04,252 your adventure will continue momentarily. (CHUCKLES) 635 00:30:04,254 --> 00:30:05,988 Okay, I can handle this. 636 00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:07,825 - (SIGHS) - No, Ian. 637 00:30:09,192 --> 00:30:11,526 Miss mighty Manticore, ma'am... 638 00:30:11,528 --> 00:30:12,762 What are you doing? 639 00:30:12,764 --> 00:30:14,396 Kid, this is not a good time. 640 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:17,065 Ugh. I'm giving this place a one-star review. 641 00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:19,334 It's just, I've never met my dad and... 642 00:30:19,336 --> 00:30:20,535 Look, I'm sorry about that. 643 00:30:20,537 --> 00:30:22,404 But if you get hurt on one of my quests, 644 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:24,941 guess who gets sued and loses her tavern? 645 00:30:24,943 --> 00:30:26,541 I can't take that kind of risk. 646 00:30:26,543 --> 00:30:29,678 Now, if you'll just excuse me, I have important things to do. 647 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,212 - Testing. (ECHOING) - (FEEDBACK WHINES) 648 00:30:31,214 --> 00:30:33,248 ♪ You haunt my dreams 649 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,549 ♪ My inbetweens 650 00:30:34,551 --> 00:30:37,019 (SIGHS) Please, we need that map. 651 00:30:37,021 --> 00:30:38,353 No, I am not giving you the map. 652 00:30:38,355 --> 00:30:40,255 That's it! I am done talking. 653 00:30:40,257 --> 00:30:42,959 - Well, I'm not! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 654 00:30:42,961 --> 00:30:45,260 You say you can't risk losing this place. 655 00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:46,428 Look at that Manticore. 656 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:48,864 She looks like she lived to take risks. 657 00:30:48,866 --> 00:30:51,433 That Manticore didn't have investors to look out for. 658 00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,101 She didn't have payroll to cover. 659 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:55,071 She could just fly out the door 660 00:30:55,073 --> 00:30:56,605 whenever she wanted and slay a magma beast. 661 00:30:56,607 --> 00:30:58,841 Are you gonna fix the machine or not? 662 00:30:58,843 --> 00:31:00,009 Yeah, in a minute. 663 00:31:00,011 --> 00:31:01,844 Okay, maybe this place isn't 664 00:31:01,846 --> 00:31:03,645 as adventurous as it used to be. 665 00:31:03,647 --> 00:31:05,513 So it isn't filled with a motley horde 666 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:07,282 willing to risk life and limb 667 00:31:07,284 --> 00:31:09,384 for the mere taste of excitement. 668 00:31:09,386 --> 00:31:11,319 - (BLOWS) - But so what? 669 00:31:11,321 --> 00:31:13,121 Who ever said you have to take risks in life 670 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,689 to have an adventure? 671 00:31:14,691 --> 00:31:17,294 Apparently, you did. 672 00:31:21,732 --> 00:31:24,836 Table 32 said their mozzarella sticks are cold. 673 00:31:25,937 --> 00:31:27,702 What have I done? 674 00:31:27,704 --> 00:31:28,971 Well, it's not too late. 675 00:31:28,973 --> 00:31:30,205 I mean, you could just give us the map. 676 00:31:30,207 --> 00:31:31,439 This place used to be dangerous. 677 00:31:31,441 --> 00:31:32,574 COSTUMED MANTICORE: Dangerous! 678 00:31:32,576 --> 00:31:34,175 - And wild! - COSTUMED MANTICORE: Wild! 679 00:31:34,177 --> 00:31:37,079 I used to be dangerous and wild! 680 00:31:37,081 --> 00:31:40,283 Dangerous and wild! (LAUGHING) 681 00:31:41,251 --> 00:31:42,552 - (ROARS) - (YELLING) 682 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,152 (ROARS) 683 00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:46,055 - (ALL GASP) - Wow. 684 00:31:46,057 --> 00:31:49,894 I'm living a lie! What have I become? 685 00:31:51,896 --> 00:31:53,062 Oh, no. 686 00:31:53,064 --> 00:31:54,897 - (ROARS) - (BOTH GASP) 687 00:31:54,899 --> 00:31:56,431 Everybody out! 688 00:31:56,433 --> 00:32:00,168 This tavern is closed for remodeling. (ROARS) 689 00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:01,705 (ALL CLAMORING) 690 00:32:03,607 --> 00:32:05,275 (ALL SCREAMING) 691 00:32:10,148 --> 00:32:13,383 Sorry, the karaoke machine is broken! 692 00:32:15,218 --> 00:32:16,687 (ROARS) 693 00:32:18,756 --> 00:32:19,757 Oh. 694 00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:21,591 (BOTH GASP) 695 00:32:22,093 --> 00:32:24,459 No! No, no, no! 696 00:32:24,461 --> 00:32:25,527 No. 697 00:32:25,529 --> 00:32:26,530 We gotta go! 698 00:32:31,668 --> 00:32:33,102 (GRUNTS) 699 00:32:33,104 --> 00:32:34,770 (CREAKING) 700 00:32:34,772 --> 00:32:35,773 (GASPS) 701 00:32:36,273 --> 00:32:37,641 Aloft Elevar! 702 00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:40,210 (GASPS) 703 00:32:41,244 --> 00:32:43,213 (STRAINING) 704 00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:51,653 (LAUGHING) That was unbelievable. 705 00:32:51,655 --> 00:32:53,388 I mean, you were just like... (VOCALIZING) 706 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,124 and the beam was just floating there! 707 00:32:55,126 --> 00:32:57,059 My brother is a wizard. 708 00:32:57,061 --> 00:32:59,061 I can't believe that worked. 709 00:32:59,063 --> 00:33:01,463 Oh! You're gonna nail Dad's spell now. 710 00:33:01,465 --> 00:33:03,331 Except we don't have a map. 711 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:06,534 But we've got this. Behold! 712 00:33:06,536 --> 00:33:07,569 (SIGHS) 713 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:09,939 Look, on a quest, you have to use what you've got. 714 00:33:09,941 --> 00:33:11,439 And this is what we've got. 715 00:33:11,441 --> 00:33:14,944 Best part is, little Kayla already solved the puzzle. 716 00:33:14,946 --> 00:33:16,779 Well, according to Kayla, 717 00:33:16,781 --> 00:33:19,516 we just have to look for Raven's Point. 718 00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:24,053 Raven's Point. Raven's Point. 719 00:33:24,055 --> 00:33:26,254 Yes! The gem must be in the mountain. 720 00:33:26,256 --> 00:33:27,757 We could be there by tomorrow morning. 721 00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:28,758 Tomorrow morning? 722 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,028 That still gives us plenty of time with Dad. 723 00:33:32,797 --> 00:33:34,196 (SIGHS) 724 00:33:34,198 --> 00:33:36,397 Yeah. Well, it looks like 725 00:33:36,399 --> 00:33:38,401 the expressway should take us right there. 726 00:33:40,204 --> 00:33:42,704 Mmm. Expressway is a little too obvious. 727 00:33:42,706 --> 00:33:45,507 On a quest, the clear path is never the right one. 728 00:33:45,509 --> 00:33:46,441 What? 729 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:47,877 During one Quests of Yore campaign, 730 00:33:47,879 --> 00:33:49,845 Shrub Rosehammer and I took the easy route, 731 00:33:49,847 --> 00:33:52,882 led him straight into the belly of a gelatinous cube. 732 00:33:52,884 --> 00:33:55,017 Only reason I didn't suffer the same fate? 733 00:33:55,019 --> 00:33:56,351 I followed my gut. 734 00:33:56,353 --> 00:34:00,355 And it's telling me we take an ancient trail 735 00:34:00,357 --> 00:34:02,323 called the Path of Peril. 736 00:34:02,325 --> 00:34:04,260 IAN: But the expressway is faster. 737 00:34:04,262 --> 00:34:05,627 Maybe not in the long run. 738 00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:07,096 I know you want this to be 739 00:34:07,098 --> 00:34:08,998 like one of your adventure games, 740 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,232 but all that matters 741 00:34:10,234 --> 00:34:12,001 is that we get to spend as much time 742 00:34:12,003 --> 00:34:13,703 as possible with Dad. 743 00:34:16,174 --> 00:34:18,040 (SIGHS) 744 00:34:18,042 --> 00:34:21,879 So, we should just take the expressway, right? 745 00:34:23,047 --> 00:34:25,446 Yeah, you're right. 746 00:34:25,448 --> 00:34:27,750 But if you end up inside a gelatinous cube, 747 00:34:27,752 --> 00:34:30,351 you are on your own. 748 00:34:30,353 --> 00:34:31,588 (TIRES SQUEAL) 749 00:34:43,201 --> 00:34:44,867 GPS NARRATOR: Manticore's Tavern 750 00:34:44,869 --> 00:34:46,334 ahead on your right. 751 00:34:46,336 --> 00:34:47,772 (RINGTONE PLAYING) 752 00:34:48,873 --> 00:34:50,572 - Hey. - COLT: I'm just checking in. 753 00:34:50,574 --> 00:34:52,041 Did you catch up to the boys yet? 754 00:34:52,043 --> 00:34:53,108 No, not yet. 755 00:34:53,110 --> 00:34:54,676 But I'm a little worried because we had 756 00:34:54,678 --> 00:34:56,846 a weird family issue come up, 757 00:34:56,848 --> 00:35:00,082 and, well, this just isn't like Ian to run off. 758 00:35:00,084 --> 00:35:01,951 I mean, Barley, yes, but not Ian. 759 00:35:01,953 --> 00:35:03,018 You know, it's late, 760 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,920 you shouldn't have to be out looking for 'em. 761 00:35:04,922 --> 00:35:06,387 I know, it's silly. 762 00:35:06,389 --> 00:35:08,690 I'm sure they're both probably on fire. 763 00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:11,359 - Fire? - Fire! The place is on fire! 764 00:35:11,361 --> 00:35:13,528 - My boys! I gotta go! - Laurel! 765 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:15,331 Get it off, get it off, get it off! 766 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:16,497 Excuse me. Hello? 767 00:35:16,499 --> 00:35:18,767 Please, I'm looking for two teenage elves. 768 00:35:18,769 --> 00:35:21,536 MANTICORE: I told you already, there were two teenage elves. 769 00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:23,873 Oh! Those are my sons. Where did they go? 770 00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:26,275 Oh. They went on a quest to find a Phoenix Gem. 771 00:35:26,277 --> 00:35:27,609 But don't worry, don't worry. 772 00:35:27,611 --> 00:35:29,477 I told them about the map, I told them about the gem, 773 00:35:29,479 --> 00:35:30,745 I told them about the curse. 774 00:35:30,747 --> 00:35:32,447 (GASPS) I forgot to tell them about the curse. 775 00:35:32,449 --> 00:35:33,749 - The what? - Oh, boy. 776 00:35:33,751 --> 00:35:35,683 Listen, this one's gone a little... (WHISTLES) 777 00:35:35,685 --> 00:35:38,787 Your boys are in grave danger! But I can help! 778 00:35:38,789 --> 00:35:40,122 (LAUGHING) Whoa, hey, hey! 779 00:35:40,124 --> 00:35:43,458 You're not going anywhere. We got questions for you. 780 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:46,527 I know where they're going! We can still save them! 781 00:35:46,529 --> 00:35:48,398 WOMAN: Okay, I think everything's good here. 782 00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:53,135 Last name "Manticore", first name "The". 783 00:35:53,137 --> 00:35:55,971 Hold on, you're right. She has gone a little... (WHISTLES) 784 00:35:55,973 --> 00:35:59,110 It's no wonder with a wound like that. 785 00:36:00,077 --> 00:36:01,377 That's just a scratch. 786 00:36:01,379 --> 00:36:03,711 Oh, I'm sorry, are you an expert on minotaurs? 787 00:36:03,713 --> 00:36:05,114 - Manticores. - Manticores? 788 00:36:05,116 --> 00:36:06,181 Well, no... 789 00:36:06,183 --> 00:36:07,349 Well, then you wouldn't know 790 00:36:07,351 --> 00:36:09,218 that when their blood is exposed to air, 791 00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:10,485 it makes them go bonkers. 792 00:36:10,487 --> 00:36:11,787 I don't think that's true. 793 00:36:11,789 --> 00:36:13,923 See? She's already losing her grip on reality. 794 00:36:13,925 --> 00:36:15,590 So, why don't you let me save her life 795 00:36:15,592 --> 00:36:17,192 before it costs you yours? 796 00:36:17,194 --> 00:36:18,726 - Okay. - Thank you. 797 00:36:18,728 --> 00:36:21,297 Could we have a little privacy here, please? 798 00:36:21,299 --> 00:36:22,730 Just lie back. That's good. 799 00:36:22,732 --> 00:36:24,532 But get your head a little bit higher. 800 00:36:24,534 --> 00:36:27,071 Just don't take too long back there, okay? 801 00:36:27,637 --> 00:36:29,038 Hey, you hear me? 802 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,307 I said don't take too long back there, 803 00:36:31,309 --> 00:36:32,742 because... (EXCLAIMS) 804 00:36:35,279 --> 00:36:37,612 All right, how do we help my boys? 805 00:36:37,614 --> 00:36:40,615 Ooh! I'm gonna like you. 806 00:36:40,617 --> 00:36:43,052 BARLEY: Radio, headlights, brakes, 807 00:36:43,054 --> 00:36:44,420 tires, rims. 808 00:36:44,422 --> 00:36:45,854 I mean, it's hard to tell now, Dad, 809 00:36:45,856 --> 00:36:47,022 before I replaced her parts, 810 00:36:47,024 --> 00:36:48,960 Guinevere was actually kind of a piece of junk. 811 00:36:53,697 --> 00:36:56,233 Looks like we're not gonna get to do everything today, Dad. 812 00:36:57,802 --> 00:36:58,869 That's okay. 813 00:36:59,536 --> 00:37:01,138 I just wanna meet you. 814 00:37:04,741 --> 00:37:07,376 But don't worry, we'll, uh, have you fixed up 815 00:37:07,378 --> 00:37:09,111 and back home to see... 816 00:37:09,113 --> 00:37:10,545 Oh, man. Mom! 817 00:37:10,547 --> 00:37:11,914 Barley, we're not gonna be able 818 00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:14,249 to get Dad back in time to see Mom. 819 00:37:14,251 --> 00:37:15,650 Oh. 820 00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:18,153 Well, Dad, at least you won't have to meet the new guy. 821 00:37:18,155 --> 00:37:21,556 (MIMICS COLT) So, you workin' hard or hardly workin'? 822 00:37:21,558 --> 00:37:22,992 (MIMIC COLT'S LAUGH) 823 00:37:22,994 --> 00:37:23,859 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 824 00:37:23,861 --> 00:37:25,526 (MIMICS COLT) Barley, Barley, Barley. 825 00:37:25,528 --> 00:37:27,528 Every time there's trouble, I gotta deal with you. 826 00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:28,831 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Is that your Colt? 827 00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:29,697 Yeah. 828 00:37:29,699 --> 00:37:31,266 You're gonna wanna work on that. 829 00:37:31,268 --> 00:37:33,737 No, no, no! Come on, old girl. 830 00:37:40,811 --> 00:37:42,610 (SIGHS) I thought you said you fixed the van. 831 00:37:42,612 --> 00:37:44,579 Relax. Guinevere is fine. 832 00:37:44,581 --> 00:37:45,881 Her stomach is just a little empty. 833 00:37:45,883 --> 00:37:47,449 But it says we have a full tank. 834 00:37:47,451 --> 00:37:49,820 (LAUGHING) No. That doesn't work. 835 00:37:55,692 --> 00:37:58,229 Oh. Only a few drops left. 836 00:37:58,963 --> 00:38:01,531 Maybe if there's a gas station... 837 00:38:06,504 --> 00:38:07,836 Hmm. 838 00:38:07,838 --> 00:38:09,138 (SIGHS) 839 00:38:09,140 --> 00:38:11,142 (BEEPING) 840 00:38:14,412 --> 00:38:16,845 Is there a magic way to get gas? 841 00:38:16,847 --> 00:38:20,617 (GASPS) Oh! I like your thinking, young mage. 842 00:38:22,019 --> 00:38:23,152 (GRUNTS) 843 00:38:23,154 --> 00:38:24,119 Growth spell! 844 00:38:24,121 --> 00:38:26,388 We grow the can, and then the gas inside 845 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:27,555 will grow with it. 846 00:38:27,557 --> 00:38:30,259 Uh, that's kind of a weird idea. 847 00:38:30,261 --> 00:38:32,161 I know! I like it, too. 848 00:38:32,163 --> 00:38:33,429 Okay. 849 00:38:33,431 --> 00:38:35,864 Loosen up. Heart's fire. Here we go. 850 00:38:35,866 --> 00:38:38,666 Whoa. It's not that simple. (CHUCKLES) 851 00:38:38,668 --> 00:38:39,935 This one learns a little magic, 852 00:38:39,937 --> 00:38:41,537 thinks he's Shamblefoot the Wondrous, 853 00:38:41,539 --> 00:38:43,005 am I right, Dad? 854 00:38:43,007 --> 00:38:45,240 A growth spell is a bit more advanced. 855 00:38:45,242 --> 00:38:47,675 Not only do you have to speak from your heart's fire, 856 00:38:47,677 --> 00:38:50,179 but now you also have to follow a magic decree. 857 00:38:50,181 --> 00:38:51,346 A magic what? 858 00:38:51,348 --> 00:38:54,416 It's a special rule that keeps the spell working right. 859 00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:56,518 This one states, "To magnify an object, 860 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,888 "you have to magnify your attention upon it." 861 00:38:59,890 --> 00:39:01,824 While you cast the spell, 862 00:39:01,826 --> 00:39:04,326 you can't let anything distract you. 863 00:39:04,328 --> 00:39:05,461 Okay. 864 00:39:05,463 --> 00:39:06,528 Ow! 865 00:39:06,530 --> 00:39:07,628 - What? - Splinter. 866 00:39:07,630 --> 00:39:08,931 Can we sand this thing down? 867 00:39:08,933 --> 00:39:10,399 No. It's an ancient staff 868 00:39:10,401 --> 00:39:12,267 with magic in every glorious fiber. 869 00:39:12,269 --> 00:39:13,601 You can't sand it down. 870 00:39:13,603 --> 00:39:17,773 All right. All right. Here we go. Focus. 871 00:39:17,775 --> 00:39:20,309 - Uh... - Something wrong? 872 00:39:20,311 --> 00:39:22,743 Sorry, it's just, your stance is, uh... Here. 873 00:39:22,745 --> 00:39:24,712 Chin up, elbows out, feet apart, 874 00:39:24,714 --> 00:39:26,381 back slightly arched. 875 00:39:26,383 --> 00:39:28,083 - Okay, how's that feel? - Great. 876 00:39:28,085 --> 00:39:30,018 - Oh, one more thing... - Barley! 877 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:31,155 Okay, okay. 878 00:39:34,724 --> 00:39:37,394 Magnora Gantuan! 879 00:39:40,331 --> 00:39:41,830 Don't let the magic spook you. 880 00:39:41,832 --> 00:39:42,833 Okay. 881 00:39:43,801 --> 00:39:45,167 - Elbows! - What? 882 00:39:45,169 --> 00:39:46,201 Elbows up! 883 00:39:46,203 --> 00:39:47,668 No, no, no, it's too high. That's too high. 884 00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:49,037 I'm trying to focus here. 885 00:39:49,039 --> 00:39:51,041 BARLEY: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Focus. Focus on the can. 886 00:39:51,842 --> 00:39:53,575 Focus. 887 00:39:53,577 --> 00:39:55,077 (IAN STRAINING) 888 00:39:55,079 --> 00:39:56,245 Focus. 889 00:39:56,247 --> 00:39:58,048 Barley! Ah! Forget it! 890 00:40:00,551 --> 00:40:02,518 BARLEY: (LAUGHING) It worked! 891 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,255 The can is huge. 892 00:40:04,721 --> 00:40:06,555 And the van is huge. 893 00:40:06,557 --> 00:40:07,655 And you're... 894 00:40:07,657 --> 00:40:08,857 Oh, no. 895 00:40:08,859 --> 00:40:10,526 - What happened? - Looks like you shrunk me. 896 00:40:10,528 --> 00:40:11,894 How? 897 00:40:11,896 --> 00:40:13,795 Well, if you mess up a spell, there are consequences. 898 00:40:13,797 --> 00:40:15,898 I only messed up because you wouldn't stop bothering me. 899 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:17,266 I was trying to help you. 900 00:40:17,268 --> 00:40:18,467 Well, don't try to help me. 901 00:40:18,469 --> 00:40:20,602 Oh, okay. Fine. I won't! 902 00:40:20,604 --> 00:40:23,073 Whoa, whoa. Dad, it's me. (SCATTING) 903 00:40:24,508 --> 00:40:26,208 Whoa! Dad, it's okay. Don't worry. 904 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,311 I'm gonna fix this. 905 00:40:28,745 --> 00:40:29,811 Well, where are you going? 906 00:40:29,813 --> 00:40:31,146 IAN: (SIGHS) To find a gas station. 907 00:40:31,148 --> 00:40:32,948 - Well, I'm going, too. - Fine. 908 00:40:32,950 --> 00:40:34,418 Hey, I don't need your help. 909 00:40:34,818 --> 00:40:36,453 Fine with me. 910 00:40:39,223 --> 00:40:40,457 Oh. (PANTING) 911 00:40:47,998 --> 00:40:49,298 (SIGHS) 912 00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:50,467 (BARLEY PANTING) 913 00:40:51,635 --> 00:40:52,901 I just need a little break. 914 00:40:52,903 --> 00:40:54,939 My baby legs can't go that fast. 915 00:40:57,441 --> 00:40:59,740 Look, a gas station. 916 00:40:59,742 --> 00:41:00,909 (GASPS) Good. 917 00:41:00,911 --> 00:41:03,579 Oh, wait, I forgot. (GRUNTING) 918 00:41:03,581 --> 00:41:05,781 You don't need my help. 919 00:41:05,783 --> 00:41:09,386 Hey, I don't need you to carry me. I'm a grown man. 920 00:41:11,155 --> 00:41:12,688 IAN: Dad! 921 00:41:12,690 --> 00:41:15,324 Come on, it's okay. Barley is with me. 922 00:41:15,326 --> 00:41:16,491 BARLEY: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad. 923 00:41:16,493 --> 00:41:18,560 The side effects are supposed to wear off eventually. 924 00:41:18,562 --> 00:41:19,727 Do I look any bigger yet? 925 00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:21,630 (BIKES REVVING) 926 00:41:21,632 --> 00:41:23,100 (TIRES SQUEALING) 927 00:41:31,242 --> 00:41:32,441 (WHISTLES) 928 00:41:32,443 --> 00:41:33,844 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 929 00:41:37,747 --> 00:41:39,514 Hey! Did you just bump into me? 930 00:41:39,516 --> 00:41:41,550 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't see you there. 931 00:41:41,552 --> 00:41:44,686 Do it again, and you'll see me in your nightmares. 932 00:41:44,688 --> 00:41:45,889 (SCREAMS) 933 00:41:47,524 --> 00:41:49,260 (GRUNTING) 934 00:41:59,169 --> 00:42:01,169 This one's lucky. I know it. 935 00:42:01,171 --> 00:42:05,040 Give me a bag of extra-sours. Keep the change. 936 00:42:05,042 --> 00:42:07,177 Outta the way, beanstalk. 937 00:42:08,579 --> 00:42:10,912 Uh, 10 on pump two, please. 938 00:42:10,914 --> 00:42:12,781 (BARLEY GRUNTING) 939 00:42:12,783 --> 00:42:15,617 - What are you doing? - I'm getting us food. 940 00:42:15,619 --> 00:42:17,085 All right, I got it. 941 00:42:17,087 --> 00:42:19,288 And a couple of these. Thank you. 942 00:42:19,290 --> 00:42:21,623 Psst. I have to go to the bathroom. 943 00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:22,691 Can it wait? 944 00:42:22,693 --> 00:42:24,426 It's your pocket. 945 00:42:24,428 --> 00:42:27,062 Can we have the bathroom key, please? 946 00:42:27,064 --> 00:42:29,064 Okay, be quick. I want to get out of here. 947 00:42:29,066 --> 00:42:31,500 BARLEY: Okay, I'm goin'. 948 00:42:31,502 --> 00:42:33,370 That'll be 12.99. 949 00:42:34,038 --> 00:42:35,570 MUSTARDSEED: Hey, watch it! 950 00:42:35,572 --> 00:42:37,541 You got a problem, Shades? 951 00:42:39,143 --> 00:42:41,076 Answer me when I'm talking to you. 952 00:42:41,078 --> 00:42:43,078 (SHUDDERS) I'm sorry, I don't really know 953 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,713 where his head's at right now. 954 00:42:44,715 --> 00:42:46,517 How could this night get any worse? 955 00:42:48,519 --> 00:42:51,386 (GRUNTS) You know, I would fly us to help your boys, 956 00:42:51,388 --> 00:42:54,022 but the old wings aren't what they used to be. 957 00:42:54,024 --> 00:42:56,425 Oh, that's fine. So, about this curse... 958 00:42:56,427 --> 00:42:57,626 It's my own fault. 959 00:42:57,628 --> 00:42:59,127 I should be doing my wing exercises 960 00:42:59,129 --> 00:43:00,797 every morning, but you know how that goes. 961 00:43:00,799 --> 00:43:02,998 Please, the curse. What does it do? 962 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,835 Right. Sorry. It's a Guardian Curse. 963 00:43:06,837 --> 00:43:10,238 If your boys take the gem, the curse will rise up 964 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,741 and assume the form of a mighty beast, 965 00:43:12,743 --> 00:43:14,710 and battle your sons to the... 966 00:43:14,712 --> 00:43:17,346 Ooh. Well, how do your boys do in a crisis? 967 00:43:17,348 --> 00:43:19,247 Not great. One of them is afraid of everything, 968 00:43:19,249 --> 00:43:21,149 and the other isn't afraid of anything. 969 00:43:21,151 --> 00:43:24,119 Yeah, that skinny kid of yours is pretty fearless. 970 00:43:24,121 --> 00:43:25,987 No, no. You mean the big one, Barley. 971 00:43:25,989 --> 00:43:28,957 No, no, the little guy. Ooh, he really let me have it. 972 00:43:28,959 --> 00:43:31,993 What? No, look, you said you could help them, right? 973 00:43:31,995 --> 00:43:33,364 Every curse has a core, 974 00:43:34,064 --> 00:43:36,031 the center of its power. 975 00:43:36,033 --> 00:43:37,699 And only one weapon forged of 976 00:43:37,701 --> 00:43:39,802 the rarest metals can destroy it, 977 00:43:39,804 --> 00:43:41,870 my enchanted sword, 978 00:43:41,872 --> 00:43:44,339 the Curse Crusher! 979 00:43:44,341 --> 00:43:47,442 Well, okay, but you don't seem to have that on you. 980 00:43:47,444 --> 00:43:49,244 I sold it. (CHUCKLES) 981 00:43:49,246 --> 00:43:51,213 Got in a little tax trouble a few years back. 982 00:43:51,215 --> 00:43:54,516 But don't worry, I know just where to find it. 983 00:43:54,518 --> 00:43:55,785 I am on my way, boys. 984 00:43:55,787 --> 00:43:58,021 Just try to stay out of trouble. 985 00:44:00,491 --> 00:44:02,057 (DINGS) 986 00:44:02,059 --> 00:44:04,794 (SIGHS) What is taking you so long? 987 00:44:04,796 --> 00:44:06,296 DEWDROP: Who you calling "whimsical"? 988 00:44:06,697 --> 00:44:08,096 Oh, no. 989 00:44:08,098 --> 00:44:09,564 - BARLEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa! - You've got a lot of nerve. 990 00:44:09,566 --> 00:44:10,499 BARLEY: I'm just saying, 991 00:44:10,501 --> 00:44:12,769 sprites used to fly around spreading delight. 992 00:44:12,771 --> 00:44:13,902 That's a good thing. 993 00:44:13,904 --> 00:44:15,504 Sprites can't fly. 994 00:44:15,506 --> 00:44:18,640 Well, your wings don't work 'cause you stopped using them. 995 00:44:18,642 --> 00:44:21,109 - You calling me lazy? - No, no, no. 996 00:44:21,111 --> 00:44:23,311 Not you. Your ancestors. 997 00:44:23,313 --> 00:44:25,580 What did you say about my ancestors? 998 00:44:25,582 --> 00:44:26,749 I didn't mean lazy... 999 00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:28,283 I'm sorry, very sorry. He's sorry, too. 1000 00:44:28,285 --> 00:44:30,018 You don't need to fly. Who needs to fly? 1001 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:31,386 I mean, you've got those great bikes. 1002 00:44:31,388 --> 00:44:33,622 What are you doing? I was just discussing history. 1003 00:44:33,624 --> 00:44:36,057 Barley, I'm trying to take care of you and Dad, 1004 00:44:36,059 --> 00:44:37,760 and you're not making it any easier. 1005 00:44:37,762 --> 00:44:39,363 Dad, come on. 1006 00:44:40,464 --> 00:44:41,530 (GASPS) Oh, no. 1007 00:44:41,532 --> 00:44:43,064 (ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY) 1008 00:44:43,066 --> 00:44:46,003 Hey! You're dead! (YELLS) 1009 00:44:47,839 --> 00:44:49,304 We're dead! We're dead! We're dead! 1010 00:44:49,306 --> 00:44:51,774 BARLEY: Relax. They won't be able to lift those bikes. 1011 00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:53,375 - (BIKE ENGINES REVVING) - They are strong. 1012 00:44:53,377 --> 00:44:55,477 We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! 1013 00:44:55,479 --> 00:44:56,545 BARLEY: It's locked. 1014 00:44:56,547 --> 00:44:57,548 What? Where are the keys? 1015 00:44:58,749 --> 00:45:00,715 - (GASPS) - (BIKES APPROACHING) 1016 00:45:00,717 --> 00:45:02,152 I got this. 1017 00:45:02,887 --> 00:45:04,419 Come on, Barley. 1018 00:45:04,421 --> 00:45:06,023 (STRAINING) Whoa! 1019 00:45:07,424 --> 00:45:08,623 Okay, go, go, go! 1020 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,158 (GRUNTING) 1021 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,227 No. No, no, no. No way. 1022 00:45:12,229 --> 00:45:13,430 You're gonna have to. 1023 00:45:15,999 --> 00:45:17,568 - (BIKES ROARING) - (GASPS) 1024 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,101 Come on. Why won't it start? 1025 00:45:20,103 --> 00:45:21,236 - (ENGINE STALLING) - There's a sweet spot. 1026 00:45:21,238 --> 00:45:22,637 Not in the middle, not quite at the end. 1027 00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:24,074 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1028 00:45:25,175 --> 00:45:27,676 Come on, Guinevere! 1029 00:45:27,678 --> 00:45:30,380 - (ENGINE STARTS) - Put it in "o" for "onward." 1030 00:45:33,785 --> 00:45:35,185 (SPRITES SHOUTING) 1031 00:45:36,019 --> 00:45:37,354 - (GRUNTS) - Drive! 1032 00:45:40,892 --> 00:45:43,091 Okay, you're gonna have to merge. 1033 00:45:43,093 --> 00:45:44,961 - (IAN WHIMPERS) - (HORN BLARES) 1034 00:45:44,963 --> 00:45:46,127 - BARLEY: Speed up! - I can't do this. 1035 00:45:46,129 --> 00:45:47,763 - BARLEY: Yes, you can. - I'm not ready! 1036 00:45:47,765 --> 00:45:49,664 You'll never be ready. Merge! 1037 00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:51,500 - (IAN GRUNTING) - (ENGINE REVVING) 1038 00:45:51,502 --> 00:45:52,701 (IAN YELLING) 1039 00:45:52,703 --> 00:45:54,772 (LAUGHING) Nice job! 1040 00:45:55,974 --> 00:45:58,308 - (ALL SHOUTING) - (LAUGHING) 1041 00:46:00,143 --> 00:46:02,379 - Hey, don't hit Gwinny. - Barley! 1042 00:46:05,349 --> 00:46:07,148 - Oh, no. - Get around 'em! 1043 00:46:07,150 --> 00:46:08,751 - They're not letting me in. - Signal. 1044 00:46:08,753 --> 00:46:10,051 You don't have a signaler. 1045 00:46:10,053 --> 00:46:12,589 Stick your arm straight out the window to signal left. 1046 00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:15,592 - (YELLS) - (SPRITES YELLING) 1047 00:46:19,563 --> 00:46:22,432 - (GASPS) Get back here. - Just keep driving. 1048 00:46:28,672 --> 00:46:30,107 - Barley! - (GRUNTS) 1049 00:46:33,912 --> 00:46:36,077 BARLEY: The mountains are north. 1050 00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:37,681 You need to get all the way over. 1051 00:46:38,983 --> 00:46:40,617 (EXCLAIMS) 1052 00:46:41,552 --> 00:46:42,617 What the...? 1053 00:46:42,619 --> 00:46:43,819 (HORN BLARING) 1054 00:46:43,821 --> 00:46:46,323 Oh, it is on, Shades! Get 'em! 1055 00:46:49,794 --> 00:46:51,428 (YELLING) 1056 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:57,769 (YELLING) 1057 00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:02,337 - Ian, stay focused! - I can't! 1058 00:47:02,339 --> 00:47:05,642 You have to focus or we are all dead! 1059 00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:07,242 (WHIMPERS) 1060 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:09,379 Just stay cool. 1061 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:13,515 (GRUNTS) 1062 00:47:13,517 --> 00:47:15,385 - (AIR BLASTING) - (SPRITES YELLING) 1063 00:47:17,989 --> 00:47:20,056 Way to go, Guinevere! 1064 00:47:20,058 --> 00:47:21,759 - (SCREAMING) - (GRUNTS) 1065 00:47:24,494 --> 00:47:25,495 Hit it! 1066 00:47:25,997 --> 00:47:27,197 (SCREAMING) 1067 00:47:29,232 --> 00:47:31,000 BARLEY: We're not gonna make it! 1068 00:47:31,002 --> 00:47:32,603 (SCREAMING) 1069 00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,178 (SCREAMS) 1070 00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:44,147 (ALL SCREAMING) 1071 00:47:44,816 --> 00:47:45,948 (WHIMPERS) 1072 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,617 (EXCLAIMS) 1073 00:47:48,619 --> 00:47:50,019 Dad, are you okay? 1074 00:47:50,021 --> 00:47:52,220 He's fine, thanks to the skillful driving 1075 00:47:52,222 --> 00:47:54,824 of Sir Ian Lightfoot. High five! 1076 00:47:54,826 --> 00:47:56,058 (GRUNTS) What is happening? 1077 00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:58,228 I think the spell is wearing off. (GRUNTS) 1078 00:47:59,129 --> 00:48:00,330 Get off my face. 1079 00:48:05,770 --> 00:48:07,402 (SIREN WHOOPING) 1080 00:48:07,404 --> 00:48:10,171 (GRUNTS) Chantor's Talon! Cops! 1081 00:48:10,173 --> 00:48:11,673 - Pull over. - I don't have a license. 1082 00:48:11,675 --> 00:48:13,577 (EXCLAIMS) My wallet's still tiny. 1083 00:48:18,148 --> 00:48:20,215 Step out of the vehicle. 1084 00:48:20,217 --> 00:48:21,549 - What are we gonna do? - I don't know. 1085 00:48:21,551 --> 00:48:23,553 How are we gonna explain...? Oh, no. Dad! 1086 00:48:33,330 --> 00:48:35,330 GORE: You have a long night there, buddy? 1087 00:48:35,332 --> 00:48:36,431 SPECTER: Sir, I'm gonna ask you 1088 00:48:36,433 --> 00:48:37,499 to walk this straight line. 1089 00:48:37,501 --> 00:48:38,801 (GASPS) They're gonna take Dad. 1090 00:48:38,803 --> 00:48:39,668 (SOFTLY) Okay, okay. 1091 00:48:39,670 --> 00:48:42,237 Oh, I got it. The disguise spell. 1092 00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,074 You can disguise yourself to be anyone you want. 1093 00:48:45,076 --> 00:48:46,207 But what if I mess up again? 1094 00:48:46,209 --> 00:48:47,375 According to the spell, 1095 00:48:47,377 --> 00:48:49,277 "Disguising yourself is a lie, 1096 00:48:49,279 --> 00:48:51,147 "so you must tell the truth to get by." 1097 00:48:51,149 --> 00:48:54,249 As long as you don't tell a lie, the spell will be fine. 1098 00:48:54,251 --> 00:48:57,619 Okay. Who are we gonna be? 1099 00:48:57,621 --> 00:48:59,789 Okay, we're taking you down to the station. 1100 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:02,792 IAN: (AS COLT, CLEARS THROAT) What seems to be the problem 1101 00:49:02,794 --> 00:49:06,261 here, fellow police folk? 1102 00:49:06,263 --> 00:49:07,362 Officer Bronco? 1103 00:49:07,364 --> 00:49:09,165 Were you in that van? 1104 00:49:09,167 --> 00:49:10,665 Affirmative. And we will... 1105 00:49:10,667 --> 00:49:13,002 I mean, I will take full responsibility 1106 00:49:13,004 --> 00:49:14,302 for that fella right there, 1107 00:49:14,304 --> 00:49:16,504 so you can just release him over to me. 1108 00:49:16,506 --> 00:49:18,239 (WHISPERS) Hey, I wanted to be the front. 1109 00:49:18,241 --> 00:49:19,607 No way. I'll do the talking. 1110 00:49:19,609 --> 00:49:21,043 Bronco, I thought you were working 1111 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:22,277 on the other side of town. 1112 00:49:22,279 --> 00:49:23,948 I, uh, changed my mind. 1113 00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:26,816 - (GASPS) - Something wrong? 1114 00:49:26,818 --> 00:49:28,719 Just a little neck cramp. 1115 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,218 (WHIMPERS) 1116 00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:32,353 (WHISPERS) You have to stop lying. 1117 00:49:32,355 --> 00:49:34,255 Answer every question with a question. 1118 00:49:34,257 --> 00:49:36,224 What exactly are you doing out here? 1119 00:49:36,226 --> 00:49:38,493 Uh... What am I doing out here? 1120 00:49:38,495 --> 00:49:41,362 What are any of us doing out here? 1121 00:49:41,364 --> 00:49:44,532 Whoa. I never thought about it like that. 1122 00:49:44,534 --> 00:49:45,734 Nice. 1123 00:49:45,736 --> 00:49:47,970 With all due respect, you didn't answer my question. 1124 00:49:47,972 --> 00:49:50,338 Well, we were just exercising 1125 00:49:50,340 --> 00:49:54,377 some driver's education drills for Ian. 1126 00:49:55,345 --> 00:49:57,113 Who is Ian? 1127 00:49:57,115 --> 00:49:59,347 Oh, is that Laurel's kid? 1128 00:49:59,349 --> 00:50:02,184 Ian is Laurel's kid. 1129 00:50:02,186 --> 00:50:05,020 Your stepson was swerving all over the road. 1130 00:50:05,022 --> 00:50:06,254 Yeah, well... 1131 00:50:06,256 --> 00:50:08,356 that guy's not all there today. 1132 00:50:08,358 --> 00:50:11,361 Yeah, he does seem a little off. 1133 00:50:12,562 --> 00:50:15,330 You seem a little off yourself. 1134 00:50:15,332 --> 00:50:19,135 Uh, actually, if I'm being completely honest, 1135 00:50:19,137 --> 00:50:20,435 I'm not super great 1136 00:50:20,437 --> 00:50:21,871 in this kind of situation, 1137 00:50:21,873 --> 00:50:23,906 and I'm starting to freak out a little bit. 1138 00:50:23,908 --> 00:50:27,475 And I'm all sweaty and weird, and I don't know what to say 1139 00:50:27,477 --> 00:50:29,912 and I just feel like I can't do anything right, 1140 00:50:29,914 --> 00:50:31,412 and I'm a total weirdo. 1141 00:50:31,414 --> 00:50:34,083 Hold on, hold on. 1142 00:50:34,085 --> 00:50:36,684 I think I know what's going on here. 1143 00:50:36,686 --> 00:50:38,286 Uh... You do? 1144 00:50:38,288 --> 00:50:40,488 It's not easy being a new parent. 1145 00:50:40,490 --> 00:50:43,058 My girlfriend's daughter got me pulling my hair out, okay? 1146 00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:44,994 Oh. Oh, yeah. 1147 00:50:44,996 --> 00:50:46,762 All right, we can let him go. 1148 00:50:46,764 --> 00:50:50,833 Okay, well, I'm just gonna take him to the van. 1149 00:50:50,835 --> 00:50:53,869 Hey, it gets better. All right? Good luck, Bronco. 1150 00:50:53,871 --> 00:50:55,403 You, too, Officer. 1151 00:50:55,405 --> 00:50:58,174 Keep workin' hard or hardly workin'. 1152 00:50:58,176 --> 00:50:59,407 (LAUGHS) 1153 00:50:59,409 --> 00:51:02,077 Now, that was a good Colt. 1154 00:51:02,079 --> 00:51:03,645 I don't envy you, Bronco. 1155 00:51:03,647 --> 00:51:05,848 That Lightfoot kid is a handful. 1156 00:51:05,850 --> 00:51:08,683 Uh, I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. 1157 00:51:08,685 --> 00:51:11,887 I think Ian's a pretty stand-up citizen. 1158 00:51:11,889 --> 00:51:14,656 Not him, the older one. 1159 00:51:14,658 --> 00:51:15,523 What? 1160 00:51:15,525 --> 00:51:18,326 I mean, the guy's a screwup. 1161 00:51:18,328 --> 00:51:20,129 You can't say you don't agree. 1162 00:51:20,131 --> 00:51:21,731 Um, I don't. 1163 00:51:24,135 --> 00:51:25,335 What? 1164 00:51:26,336 --> 00:51:28,336 (HESITATES) I mean, okay, well... 1165 00:51:28,338 --> 00:51:30,873 I gotta get going. Gotta get Ian home. 1166 00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:33,575 (HESITATING) I mean, I'm late for work. 1167 00:51:33,577 --> 00:51:35,376 Sorry, I mean, I'm feelin' a little sick. 1168 00:51:35,378 --> 00:51:37,412 I mean tired. Sick and tired. Gotta go! 1169 00:51:37,414 --> 00:51:38,783 See you Monday! 1170 00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,855 (CHUCKLES) Oh, man. Bronco is losin' it. 1171 00:51:45,857 --> 00:51:47,790 See, that's why I never got married. 1172 00:51:47,792 --> 00:51:49,994 Old Gore can't be tied down. 1173 00:51:55,498 --> 00:51:57,099 - (RADIO STATIC) - This is Specter. 1174 00:51:57,101 --> 00:52:00,771 Can you put me through to Officer Colt Bronco? 1175 00:52:10,747 --> 00:52:14,250 Barley, I don't know what happened back there. 1176 00:52:14,252 --> 00:52:16,553 But I don't think you're a screwup. 1177 00:52:19,023 --> 00:52:21,926 Maybe the magic just got it wrong, you know. 1178 00:52:22,994 --> 00:52:24,159 Yeah. 1179 00:52:24,161 --> 00:52:26,394 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) 1180 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:28,730 I don't know what happened. 1181 00:52:28,732 --> 00:52:30,966 - (INCREASES VOLUME) - Barley! Barley! 1182 00:52:30,968 --> 00:52:32,502 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1183 00:52:33,971 --> 00:52:35,705 (BRAKES SQUEAL) 1184 00:52:37,607 --> 00:52:39,409 Where are you going? 1185 00:52:40,912 --> 00:52:42,945 Barley, come on. This is all just... 1186 00:52:42,947 --> 00:52:44,179 I'm not a screwup. 1187 00:52:44,181 --> 00:52:45,446 I didn't say you were. 1188 00:52:45,448 --> 00:52:47,182 The magic said it for you. 1189 00:52:47,184 --> 00:52:48,784 Well, the magic got it wrong. 1190 00:52:48,786 --> 00:52:50,451 Magic doesn't get it wrong! 1191 00:52:50,453 --> 00:52:51,754 The cop asked a question, 1192 00:52:51,756 --> 00:52:54,722 you answered, and magic revealed the truth. Right? 1193 00:52:54,724 --> 00:52:55,590 Right? 1194 00:52:55,592 --> 00:52:57,625 I don't know how any of this stuff works. 1195 00:52:57,627 --> 00:52:59,427 All I know is that everything 1196 00:52:59,429 --> 00:53:01,096 we've done tonight has gone wrong. 1197 00:53:01,098 --> 00:53:02,998 Yeah, it's gone wrong because you won't listen to me. 1198 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,133 Are you kidding? 1199 00:53:04,135 --> 00:53:05,768 Because everything we've done has been your idea. 1200 00:53:05,770 --> 00:53:07,036 But you didn't do it my way. 1201 00:53:07,038 --> 00:53:08,736 You didn't let me handle the Manticore. 1202 00:53:08,738 --> 00:53:10,505 You freaked out when I talked to the sprites. 1203 00:53:10,507 --> 00:53:12,007 'Cause you don't think I have good ideas. 1204 00:53:12,009 --> 00:53:13,208 What? Of course I do. 1205 00:53:13,210 --> 00:53:15,878 Great! Then I think we should take the Path of Peril. 1206 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,048 And I also think that would be good, normally... 1207 00:53:19,050 --> 00:53:19,915 See? 1208 00:53:19,917 --> 00:53:21,616 But, I told you, this isn't a game. 1209 00:53:21,618 --> 00:53:23,419 All that matters today is Dad, 1210 00:53:23,421 --> 00:53:25,620 and right now he's sitting in that van, 1211 00:53:25,622 --> 00:53:27,089 and he's confused... 1212 00:53:27,091 --> 00:53:28,092 What? 1213 00:53:31,896 --> 00:53:33,128 What is he doing? 1214 00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:35,663 I think he can feel the vibrations of the music, 1215 00:53:35,665 --> 00:53:38,202 and he's dancing. 1216 00:53:41,939 --> 00:53:42,974 IAN: Wow. 1217 00:53:43,540 --> 00:53:45,910 He is terrible. 1218 00:53:51,349 --> 00:53:53,951 Yeah. He's really, really bad. 1219 00:53:54,752 --> 00:53:56,452 Oh, no. Here he comes. 1220 00:53:56,454 --> 00:53:58,519 No, no, no. Thanks, Dad. Dad, thank you. 1221 00:53:58,521 --> 00:53:59,654 I'm good. 1222 00:53:59,656 --> 00:54:00,923 (CHUCKLES) Stop. 1223 00:54:00,925 --> 00:54:03,225 Okay. Okay. 1224 00:54:03,227 --> 00:54:04,659 (CHUCKLES) No, no, no! 1225 00:54:04,661 --> 00:54:06,494 I'm not really a big dancer. 1226 00:54:06,496 --> 00:54:07,898 Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1227 00:54:10,301 --> 00:54:13,302 Just imagine what the top half of this dance looks like. 1228 00:54:13,304 --> 00:54:15,572 I bet it goes something like this. 1229 00:54:17,074 --> 00:54:18,140 (LAUGHS) 1230 00:54:18,142 --> 00:54:19,676 (LAUGHING) 1231 00:54:24,614 --> 00:54:25,914 BARLEY: Ow. 1232 00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:28,252 Ah, you danced your shoelaces loose there, Pop. 1233 00:54:31,122 --> 00:54:32,021 (SIGHS) 1234 00:54:32,023 --> 00:54:35,026 You know, I wanna see him, too. 1235 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,761 Yeah, I know. 1236 00:54:38,763 --> 00:54:40,661 It's not fair for you to call me a screwup 1237 00:54:40,663 --> 00:54:43,700 if you don't give me a chance to get something right. 1238 00:54:44,301 --> 00:54:46,237 Just do one thing my way. 1239 00:54:47,471 --> 00:54:50,072 You really think this Path of Peril 1240 00:54:50,074 --> 00:54:52,143 is the best way to go to the mountain? 1241 00:54:56,113 --> 00:54:57,281 Okay. 1242 00:55:11,728 --> 00:55:14,863 Uh... So, where is your magic sword? 1243 00:55:14,865 --> 00:55:17,134 It lies beyond those gates. 1244 00:55:18,769 --> 00:55:21,236 If we don't leave here with the sword, 1245 00:55:21,238 --> 00:55:23,238 your boys are doomed. 1246 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:24,506 GRECKLIN: There you are. 1247 00:55:24,508 --> 00:55:26,275 One garlic crusher. 1248 00:55:26,277 --> 00:55:27,742 No, Curse Crusher. 1249 00:55:27,744 --> 00:55:29,945 It's a large magical sword. 1250 00:55:29,947 --> 00:55:31,113 Sword. 1251 00:55:31,115 --> 00:55:33,482 Sword, sword, sword. 1252 00:55:33,484 --> 00:55:35,152 I mean, I got this thing. 1253 00:55:36,353 --> 00:55:37,886 - (LAUGHS) That's it! - How much? 1254 00:55:37,888 --> 00:55:38,854 (GRUNTS) 1255 00:55:38,856 --> 00:55:41,557 - Let's call it, uh, 10. - LAUREL: Great! 1256 00:55:41,559 --> 00:55:43,258 Forged of the rarest metals, 1257 00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:46,261 the only sword of its kind in all the land. 1258 00:55:46,263 --> 00:55:47,262 (MANTICORE EXHALES) 1259 00:55:47,264 --> 00:55:50,399 Hello, old friend. We shall never part again. 1260 00:55:50,401 --> 00:55:52,401 Oh! Turns out this sword 1261 00:55:52,403 --> 00:55:55,703 is the only sword of its kind in all the land. 1262 00:55:55,705 --> 00:55:59,640 So, let's call it 10,000. (CACKLES) 1263 00:55:59,642 --> 00:56:03,145 - You can't do that! - Well, I just did. (CACKLES) 1264 00:56:03,147 --> 00:56:04,679 Okay, you had better... 1265 00:56:04,681 --> 00:56:06,647 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Yeah? 1266 00:56:06,649 --> 00:56:08,317 Hey, I talked to some other officers, 1267 00:56:08,319 --> 00:56:10,552 and they said the boys were last seen going north. 1268 00:56:10,554 --> 00:56:12,121 - Are they okay? - They're fine. 1269 00:56:12,123 --> 00:56:14,423 But the officers said... Well, honey, 1270 00:56:14,425 --> 00:56:17,126 this night keeps getting stranger and stranger. 1271 00:56:17,128 --> 00:56:18,794 Do you know who I am? 1272 00:56:18,796 --> 00:56:20,963 Some kind of winged bear-snake lady? 1273 00:56:20,965 --> 00:56:23,265 Argh! Winged lion-scorpion lady! 1274 00:56:23,267 --> 00:56:24,632 It sure does. 1275 00:56:24,634 --> 00:56:26,135 Listen, I need that sword. 1276 00:56:26,137 --> 00:56:28,170 My sons have a once-in-a-lifetime chance 1277 00:56:28,172 --> 00:56:29,238 to see their father. 1278 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,241 Now, my oldest son... 1279 00:56:31,876 --> 00:56:34,109 Holy son of a... You killed her! 1280 00:56:34,111 --> 00:56:36,812 It's okay. She's only temporarily paralyzed. 1281 00:56:36,814 --> 00:56:38,480 Hey, you can't do this. 1282 00:56:38,482 --> 00:56:40,382 - Well, I just did. - Grab the sword. 1283 00:56:40,384 --> 00:56:41,583 Don't you touch that. 1284 00:56:41,585 --> 00:56:42,751 Here you go. 1285 00:56:42,753 --> 00:56:44,253 And a little something extra for your trouble. 1286 00:56:44,255 --> 00:56:45,420 I love your store. 1287 00:56:45,422 --> 00:56:46,957 Oh, that's so pretty. 1288 00:56:47,391 --> 00:56:49,091 Hey! Hey! 1289 00:56:49,093 --> 00:56:50,893 - (LAUREL WHOOPING) - (LAUGHS) Yeah! 1290 00:56:50,895 --> 00:56:52,294 Laurel, what's happening? 1291 00:56:52,296 --> 00:56:54,129 - MANTICORE: Yeah! - Hello? Are you all right? 1292 00:56:54,131 --> 00:56:55,097 Laurel? 1293 00:56:55,099 --> 00:56:57,566 Oh, Colt, I can't talk. The boys need me. 1294 00:56:57,568 --> 00:56:59,434 Wait! (SIGHS) 1295 00:56:59,436 --> 00:57:01,105 Dang those kids. 1296 00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:06,709 Huh. 1297 00:57:33,204 --> 00:57:35,070 BARLEY: ♪ We're heading on a quest 1298 00:57:35,072 --> 00:57:36,805 ♪ Our father we must retrieve 1299 00:57:36,807 --> 00:57:38,974 ♪ The Lightfoot brothers can't be stopped 1300 00:57:38,976 --> 00:57:40,542 ♪ Something, something 1301 00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:42,411 ♪ That rhymes with retrieve 1302 00:57:42,413 --> 00:57:43,447 (EXCLAIMS) 1303 00:57:46,850 --> 00:57:49,117 Yeah, we're still here. 1304 00:57:49,119 --> 00:57:52,521 Well, good morning to thee, dear Lightfoot men. 1305 00:57:52,523 --> 00:57:55,490 Welcome to the Path of Peril. 1306 00:57:55,492 --> 00:57:57,626 IAN: It's not much of a path. 1307 00:57:57,628 --> 00:58:00,295 Well, you know, they never really developed around here. 1308 00:58:00,297 --> 00:58:02,231 So, heads up, we could run into anything. 1309 00:58:02,233 --> 00:58:05,500 A centicore, wolf dragon, gelatinous cube. 1310 00:58:05,502 --> 00:58:07,970 Okay, what is a gelatinous cube? 1311 00:58:07,972 --> 00:58:09,871 Oh, it's a giant green cube 1312 00:58:09,873 --> 00:58:12,774 that instantly disintegrates all that it touches. 1313 00:58:12,776 --> 00:58:14,676 We are not gonna run into a... Oh! Stop! 1314 00:58:14,678 --> 00:58:16,247 - BARLEY: Ahh! - (BRAKES SQUEAL) 1315 00:58:19,316 --> 00:58:20,451 (BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF) 1316 00:58:25,456 --> 00:58:26,755 IAN: What is this? 1317 00:58:26,757 --> 00:58:28,156 BARLEY: Bottomless pit. 1318 00:58:28,158 --> 00:58:32,160 Whatever falls in there, falls forever. 1319 00:58:32,162 --> 00:58:33,629 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 1320 00:58:33,631 --> 00:58:34,930 (IAN GASPS) 1321 00:58:34,932 --> 00:58:37,266 Aw, Dad, come here. 1322 00:58:37,268 --> 00:58:38,233 Ian, check it out. 1323 00:58:38,235 --> 00:58:41,737 This is an ancient drawbridge. 1324 00:58:41,739 --> 00:58:43,005 We lower that bad boy 1325 00:58:43,007 --> 00:58:45,776 and we are on our way to Raven's Point. 1326 00:58:46,677 --> 00:58:48,879 Look around for a lever. 1327 00:58:50,547 --> 00:58:51,747 IAN: Found it. 1328 00:58:51,749 --> 00:58:54,318 But it's on the other side. 1329 00:58:55,252 --> 00:58:57,421 Okay, I got this. 1330 00:58:57,855 --> 00:58:59,456 Aloft Elevar. 1331 00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:03,892 (BARLEY SNORTS) 1332 00:59:03,894 --> 00:59:05,527 You can't cast a levitation spell 1333 00:59:05,529 --> 00:59:06,928 on something that far away. 1334 00:59:06,930 --> 00:59:09,131 It only has, like, a 15-meter enchanting radius. (SNICKERS) 1335 00:59:09,133 --> 00:59:11,135 Dad, can you believe this guy? 1336 00:59:12,202 --> 00:59:14,836 What we need is a Trust Bridge. 1337 00:59:14,838 --> 00:59:17,205 It's a spell that creates a magical bridge 1338 00:59:17,207 --> 00:59:18,540 you can walk on. 1339 00:59:18,542 --> 00:59:21,743 Just say "Bridgrigar Invisia." 1340 00:59:21,745 --> 00:59:23,945 Okay. Bridgrigar Invisia. 1341 00:59:23,947 --> 00:59:26,283 Bridgrigar Invisia! 1342 00:59:29,186 --> 00:59:31,420 - It didn't work. - No, the spell's still going. 1343 00:59:31,422 --> 00:59:33,922 You won't know if your bridge worked until you step on it. 1344 00:59:33,924 --> 00:59:35,190 Step on what? 1345 00:59:35,192 --> 00:59:37,159 If you believe the bridge is there, then it's there. 1346 00:59:37,161 --> 00:59:39,227 - But it's not. - Well, not with that attitude. 1347 00:59:39,229 --> 00:59:41,498 I'm not gonna step out onto nothing. 1348 00:59:44,568 --> 00:59:46,101 Now we've got a rope. 1349 00:59:46,103 --> 00:59:47,703 But you're not gonna even need it because... 1350 00:59:47,705 --> 00:59:48,937 - I want the rope! - Okay. 1351 00:59:48,939 --> 00:59:50,739 I'm just saying you're not gonna need the rope, 1352 00:59:50,741 --> 00:59:52,976 because I know you can make that bridge. 1353 00:59:53,344 --> 00:59:54,411 (GRUNTS) 1354 01:00:01,151 --> 01:00:03,418 - (SCREAMING) - (GRUNTS) 1355 01:00:03,420 --> 01:00:05,788 I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! 1356 01:00:05,790 --> 01:00:07,589 - Oh, my life is over. - I got you. 1357 01:00:07,591 --> 01:00:08,959 (STRAINING) 1358 01:00:10,894 --> 01:00:12,127 Okay, you fell. 1359 01:00:12,129 --> 01:00:13,895 - But was that so bad? - Yes! 1360 01:00:13,897 --> 01:00:16,932 - Are you still alive? - Yes. 1361 01:00:16,934 --> 01:00:19,836 Okay, so now you know the worst that can happen. 1362 01:00:19,838 --> 01:00:22,306 So, there's nothing to be scared of, right? 1363 01:00:22,841 --> 01:00:24,041 (EXHALES) 1364 01:00:26,076 --> 01:00:28,946 Bridgrigar Invisia! 1365 01:00:31,915 --> 01:00:35,652 - (INHALES SHARPLY) - Hey. You can do this. 1366 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,226 (BOTH LAUGH EXCITEDLY) 1367 01:00:44,228 --> 01:00:46,595 - Yeah! - There you go! 1368 01:00:46,597 --> 01:00:47,864 - (YELPS) - (GASPS) 1369 01:00:47,866 --> 01:00:49,064 (PANTING) 1370 01:00:49,066 --> 01:00:50,767 Believe with every step. 1371 01:00:50,769 --> 01:00:52,169 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1372 01:00:53,303 --> 01:00:55,305 - (CHUCKLES) - BARLEY: Oh, yeah! 1373 01:00:58,843 --> 01:00:59,975 You've got me, right? 1374 01:00:59,977 --> 01:01:01,178 I still got you. 1375 01:01:01,645 --> 01:01:02,978 (BARLEY WHOOPING) 1376 01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:05,983 Ian Lightfoot is fearless. 1377 01:01:08,285 --> 01:01:09,786 (GASPS) 1378 01:01:09,788 --> 01:01:12,256 This is amazing! (LAUGHS) 1379 01:01:14,826 --> 01:01:16,391 Yeah! But just keep going. 1380 01:01:16,393 --> 01:01:19,463 Don't look back. Just straight ahead. 1381 01:01:19,864 --> 01:01:21,129 (LAUGHS) 1382 01:01:21,131 --> 01:01:23,365 You've still got the rope, right? 1383 01:01:23,367 --> 01:01:25,000 Yeah, I got it. 1384 01:01:25,002 --> 01:01:27,736 I am not afraid! 1385 01:01:27,738 --> 01:01:30,672 Oh, man, I could stay out here all day. 1386 01:01:30,674 --> 01:01:32,007 Huh. Huh. 1387 01:01:32,009 --> 01:01:34,777 Okay, but keep moving. We've gotta see Dad, remember? 1388 01:01:34,779 --> 01:01:38,449 Hey, Dad, this last step is for you. 1389 01:01:39,784 --> 01:01:41,952 - (GASPS AND SCREAMS) - Ahh! 1390 01:01:46,990 --> 01:01:48,791 Oh. (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 1391 01:01:48,793 --> 01:01:50,594 (WHIMPERING) 1392 01:01:55,934 --> 01:01:57,800 (LAUGHS) He did it, Dad. 1393 01:01:57,802 --> 01:01:59,169 (WHOOPING) 1394 01:02:05,609 --> 01:02:07,910 (LAUGHS) That was amazing. 1395 01:02:07,912 --> 01:02:10,412 How long was the rope gone? 1396 01:02:10,414 --> 01:02:13,383 Oh, just, like, the second half of it. 1397 01:02:13,885 --> 01:02:16,017 I needed that rope. 1398 01:02:16,019 --> 01:02:18,388 Oh, but did you? 1399 01:02:23,994 --> 01:02:26,430 Ian! Look. 1400 01:02:27,866 --> 01:02:29,433 It's a raven. 1401 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,437 The clue on the menu said Raven's Point. 1402 01:02:34,171 --> 01:02:37,038 Yeah. In the mountains. 1403 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,441 But maybe the puzzle didn't mean the mountain. 1404 01:02:39,443 --> 01:02:42,379 Maybe it means follow where the raven is pointing. 1405 01:02:46,116 --> 01:02:48,617 (LAUGHS) It's another raven. 1406 01:02:48,619 --> 01:02:50,987 That one could be pointing to another raven, 1407 01:02:50,989 --> 01:02:52,922 all the way to the gem. 1408 01:02:52,924 --> 01:02:55,290 I... I had us going the wrong way. 1409 01:02:55,292 --> 01:02:57,526 Well, I told you. My gut knows where to go. 1410 01:02:57,528 --> 01:02:59,628 (IN DEEP VOICE) Don't you, boy? Yes, you do. 1411 01:02:59,630 --> 01:03:00,930 (CHUCKLES) 1412 01:03:00,932 --> 01:03:02,364 - Huh. - Come on, Dad. 1413 01:03:02,366 --> 01:03:04,699 Guinevere will get us to that raven in no time. 1414 01:03:04,701 --> 01:03:06,036 (SIREN WAILING) 1415 01:03:10,574 --> 01:03:13,809 You guys... (GRUNTING) 1416 01:03:13,811 --> 01:03:15,410 ...are in trouble, big time. 1417 01:03:15,412 --> 01:03:16,913 No, no, no, Colt. We found a spell. 1418 01:03:16,915 --> 01:03:19,982 If we finish it before sunset, we'll get to see our father. 1419 01:03:19,984 --> 01:03:21,716 Ahh! 1420 01:03:21,718 --> 01:03:23,318 Well, uh, your mom told me 1421 01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,922 there was some kind of strange (CLEARS THROAT) 1422 01:03:25,924 --> 01:03:27,355 family issue going on, 1423 01:03:27,357 --> 01:03:30,458 and this is definitely strange. 1424 01:03:30,460 --> 01:03:31,493 But no, dang it. 1425 01:03:31,495 --> 01:03:33,395 I'm not letting you upset your mother anymore. 1426 01:03:33,397 --> 01:03:35,798 Now you get in the vehicle, I'm escorting you home. 1427 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,999 No. No way. 1428 01:03:37,001 --> 01:03:38,803 I'm giving you to the count of three. 1429 01:03:39,469 --> 01:03:40,970 (CLOPPING) 1430 01:03:40,972 --> 01:03:43,204 - Okay, we'll go. - Ian. 1431 01:03:43,206 --> 01:03:45,475 He's a police officer. 1432 01:03:48,012 --> 01:03:49,814 - (CAR DOOR SHUTS) - (ENGINE STARTS) 1433 01:03:52,549 --> 01:03:53,682 What are you doing? 1434 01:03:53,684 --> 01:03:55,218 I don't know. 1435 01:03:56,219 --> 01:03:57,789 (EXCLAIMS) Son of a... 1436 01:03:58,655 --> 01:04:00,255 (PANTING HEAVILY) 1437 01:04:00,257 --> 01:04:02,591 I need backup. Runaway van! 1438 01:04:02,593 --> 01:04:03,592 (BARLEY LAUGHING) 1439 01:04:03,594 --> 01:04:06,628 Yeah! Iandore Lightfoot, breaking the rules. 1440 01:04:06,630 --> 01:04:08,396 I can't believe I'm running from the cops. 1441 01:04:08,398 --> 01:04:09,664 BARLEY: You're not running from the cops, 1442 01:04:09,666 --> 01:04:12,100 you're running from our mom's boyfriend. 1443 01:04:12,102 --> 01:04:13,268 (SIRENS WAILING) 1444 01:04:13,270 --> 01:04:15,405 Okay, now you're running from the cops. 1445 01:04:21,111 --> 01:04:22,512 (GROWLS IN FRUSTRATION) 1446 01:04:26,985 --> 01:04:28,450 Hold on! 1447 01:04:28,452 --> 01:04:30,554 BARLEY: Whoa! (LAUGHS) 1448 01:04:33,992 --> 01:04:36,524 Yeah! Nice going, Guinevere! 1449 01:04:36,526 --> 01:04:37,795 (BARLEY WHOOPING) 1450 01:04:39,129 --> 01:04:41,565 - (BOTH GASP) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 1451 01:04:52,342 --> 01:04:54,676 Oh, what did I do? I shouldn't have driven away. 1452 01:04:54,678 --> 01:04:56,277 No, it was great. 1453 01:04:56,279 --> 01:04:57,880 Hey, block the road with those boulders. 1454 01:04:57,882 --> 01:04:59,614 What? How? 1455 01:04:59,616 --> 01:05:00,548 Arcane Lightning. 1456 01:05:00,550 --> 01:05:02,250 You said that's the hardest spell. 1457 01:05:02,252 --> 01:05:03,418 You are ready. 1458 01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:05,153 "To make lightning strike with ease, 1459 01:05:05,155 --> 01:05:06,789 "one must follow all decrees." 1460 01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:07,957 You have to do everything. 1461 01:05:07,959 --> 01:05:09,058 Speak from your heart's fire, 1462 01:05:09,060 --> 01:05:11,528 trust yourself, focus, all of it. 1463 01:05:13,397 --> 01:05:16,199 Voltar Thundasir. (SIGHS) 1464 01:05:17,035 --> 01:05:18,801 Voltar Thundasir. 1465 01:05:18,803 --> 01:05:20,669 Voltar Thundasir! 1466 01:05:20,671 --> 01:05:22,104 (STRAINING) 1467 01:05:22,106 --> 01:05:23,808 - (SIRENS WAILING) - (STAFF CRACKLING) 1468 01:05:25,442 --> 01:05:26,576 (GRUNTS) 1469 01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:30,046 I can't! I can't do it. 1470 01:05:30,048 --> 01:05:31,479 (PANTING) 1471 01:05:31,481 --> 01:05:35,820 We're not gonna see you, Dad. And it's all my fault. 1472 01:05:43,226 --> 01:05:44,929 (ENGINE STARTS) 1473 01:05:48,298 --> 01:05:49,799 (INSPIRING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1474 01:05:49,801 --> 01:05:51,201 (SIRENS WAILING) 1475 01:05:55,338 --> 01:05:56,640 What are you doing? 1476 01:06:42,186 --> 01:06:43,755 What the...? 1477 01:06:52,964 --> 01:06:54,496 Barley. 1478 01:06:54,498 --> 01:06:57,300 She was just a beat-up old van. 1479 01:06:58,368 --> 01:07:00,470 Come on, we gotta go. 1480 01:07:06,778 --> 01:07:07,945 (PANTING) 1481 01:07:11,314 --> 01:07:12,516 (GROWLS) 1482 01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:24,896 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1483 01:08:01,032 --> 01:08:02,365 (GRUNTING) 1484 01:08:04,235 --> 01:08:05,435 Wait. 1485 01:08:20,251 --> 01:08:21,884 Oh. You see that, Dad? 1486 01:08:21,886 --> 01:08:24,989 The apprentice has become the master. (CHUCKLES) 1487 01:08:27,091 --> 01:08:28,692 It looks like water. 1488 01:08:33,496 --> 01:08:35,630 IAN: So, what's the, uh, X mean? 1489 01:08:35,632 --> 01:08:38,901 On a quest, an X only means one thing. 1490 01:08:38,903 --> 01:08:42,539 We go to the end of the water, we'll find that Phoenix Gem. 1491 01:08:52,582 --> 01:08:54,018 - (SNARLING) - (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 1492 01:08:54,886 --> 01:08:55,953 Unicorns! 1493 01:09:14,738 --> 01:09:16,040 IAN: Whoa. 1494 01:09:18,309 --> 01:09:19,944 Cool. 1495 01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:26,115 (SIGHS) This water could go on for miles. 1496 01:09:26,117 --> 01:09:28,350 We don't have that kinda time. 1497 01:09:28,352 --> 01:09:30,352 If we had something to float on, 1498 01:09:30,354 --> 01:09:32,354 we could cast a velocity spell on it, 1499 01:09:32,356 --> 01:09:34,356 fly down the tunnel like a magic jet ski. 1500 01:09:34,358 --> 01:09:36,691 IAN: Well, there's not much to float on. 1501 01:09:36,693 --> 01:09:38,459 Remember, on a quest, 1502 01:09:38,461 --> 01:09:41,098 you have to use what you've got. 1503 01:09:43,034 --> 01:09:45,202 IAN: Magnora Gantuan! 1504 01:09:46,037 --> 01:09:47,202 (SPLASHING) 1505 01:09:47,204 --> 01:09:48,806 - IAN: Woo-hoo! - (BARLEY LAUGHS) 1506 01:09:49,907 --> 01:09:51,508 Accelior! 1507 01:09:52,509 --> 01:09:53,842 BOTH: Whoa! 1508 01:09:53,844 --> 01:09:56,378 (CHUCKLES) This is actually kinda cool. 1509 01:09:56,380 --> 01:09:59,081 So, what other spells do you know? 1510 01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:01,549 (CHUCKLES) Brace yourself, young mage. 1511 01:10:01,551 --> 01:10:04,587 I know all there is to know of magic. 1512 01:10:07,557 --> 01:10:08,991 LAUREL: Colt, we know where the boys are going. 1513 01:10:08,993 --> 01:10:11,293 We just have to get to them before they unleash the curse. 1514 01:10:11,295 --> 01:10:13,929 - COLT: (OVER PHONE) The what? - Let's crush some curses! 1515 01:10:13,931 --> 01:10:15,563 The curse. The curse that protects the gem 1516 01:10:15,565 --> 01:10:17,166 by turning into a rock dragon or something. 1517 01:10:17,168 --> 01:10:18,233 A what dragon? 1518 01:10:18,235 --> 01:10:19,368 I can't explain it. 1519 01:10:19,370 --> 01:10:21,103 I just know we have to get to the boys fast. 1520 01:10:21,105 --> 01:10:23,707 Oh, we'll get to them fast. We'll get to them so fast. 1521 01:10:24,241 --> 01:10:25,573 - (SLURPING) - Oh! 1522 01:10:25,575 --> 01:10:28,509 Well, I almost had 'em, but Ian, he just drove off. 1523 01:10:28,511 --> 01:10:30,312 - Huh. Good for him. - What? 1524 01:10:30,314 --> 01:10:32,047 No, I just mean he's scared to drive. 1525 01:10:32,049 --> 01:10:34,183 Thinks something's gonna come at him out of the... 1526 01:10:34,185 --> 01:10:35,583 (ALL SCREAMING) 1527 01:10:35,585 --> 01:10:37,753 - (SHRIEKS) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 1528 01:10:37,755 --> 01:10:39,888 - (EXCLAIMS) - (BOTH SCREAM) 1529 01:10:39,890 --> 01:10:41,225 (BRAKES SQUEAL) 1530 01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:42,960 (CRASHING) 1531 01:10:44,694 --> 01:10:46,462 Oh! I think I stung my leg. 1532 01:10:46,464 --> 01:10:48,529 COLT: Laurel, what happened? What's goin' on? 1533 01:10:48,531 --> 01:10:49,965 You almost killed me, lady. 1534 01:10:49,967 --> 01:10:52,134 Are you okay? Where did you come from? 1535 01:10:52,136 --> 01:10:53,435 You were in our flight path. 1536 01:10:53,437 --> 01:10:54,635 (SPRITES GRUMBLING) 1537 01:10:54,637 --> 01:10:56,537 - SPRITE 1: Are you all right? - I'm fine. 1538 01:10:56,539 --> 01:10:58,073 Oh, no. Our transport! 1539 01:10:58,075 --> 01:11:00,175 How are we going to get to your sons now? 1540 01:11:00,177 --> 01:11:03,412 Come on, Pixie Dusters, let's take to the skies. 1541 01:11:03,414 --> 01:11:05,648 - SPRITES: Yeah! - SPRITE 2: I was born to fly! 1542 01:11:06,683 --> 01:11:09,652 How do you feel about exercising those wings? 1543 01:11:10,553 --> 01:11:11,756 (NERVOUSLY) Uh... 1544 01:11:14,091 --> 01:11:15,457 Boombastia! 1545 01:11:15,459 --> 01:11:17,895 - Ah, remember... - Oh, right. 1546 01:11:18,329 --> 01:11:19,797 Boombastia! 1547 01:11:20,798 --> 01:11:21,964 - Whoa! - (BARLEY LAUGHS) 1548 01:11:21,966 --> 01:11:24,900 Yeah! You're a natural! Think fast. 1549 01:11:24,902 --> 01:11:26,168 Aloft Elevar! 1550 01:11:26,170 --> 01:11:28,272 Yeah! (GRUNTS) Nice! 1551 01:11:29,306 --> 01:11:31,040 Careful how much boat you're eating there, man, 1552 01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:33,142 we still gotta make it to the end of the tunnel. 1553 01:11:33,144 --> 01:11:34,711 Yeah. Good point. 1554 01:11:35,279 --> 01:11:36,579 (CHUCKLES) 1555 01:11:37,948 --> 01:11:40,516 (SIGHS) I can't believe I'm this close 1556 01:11:40,518 --> 01:11:42,418 to actually talking to Dad. 1557 01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:43,519 You know what I'm gonna ask him? 1558 01:11:43,521 --> 01:11:45,087 If he ever gave himself a wizard name. 1559 01:11:45,089 --> 01:11:45,954 What? 1560 01:11:45,956 --> 01:11:47,022 Well, 'cause he was into magic. 1561 01:11:47,024 --> 01:11:48,556 Lots of wizards have cool names. 1562 01:11:48,558 --> 01:11:50,325 Alora the Majestic. 1563 01:11:50,327 --> 01:11:52,693 Birdar the Fanciful. (CHUCKLES) 1564 01:11:52,695 --> 01:11:54,163 Anyway, it'll just be nice 1565 01:11:54,165 --> 01:11:56,365 to have more than four memories of him. 1566 01:11:56,367 --> 01:11:57,732 - Uh, three. - Hmm? 1567 01:11:57,734 --> 01:11:59,334 You only have three memories. 1568 01:11:59,336 --> 01:12:00,601 Oh, yeah. 1569 01:12:00,603 --> 01:12:01,904 Barley, do you have 1570 01:12:01,906 --> 01:12:03,872 another memory of Dad you haven't told me? 1571 01:12:03,874 --> 01:12:07,376 No, it's just not my favorite. 1572 01:12:07,378 --> 01:12:08,977 What do you mean? 1573 01:12:08,979 --> 01:12:10,181 (SIGHS) 1574 01:12:11,048 --> 01:12:13,916 When Dad was sick, 1575 01:12:13,918 --> 01:12:18,956 I was supposed to go in and say goodbye to him. 1576 01:12:19,890 --> 01:12:23,227 But he was hooked up to all these tubes, 1577 01:12:24,694 --> 01:12:27,664 and he just didn't look like himself. 1578 01:12:28,566 --> 01:12:30,733 I got scared, 1579 01:12:31,668 --> 01:12:33,871 and I didn't go in. 1580 01:12:36,841 --> 01:12:38,040 That's when I decided 1581 01:12:38,042 --> 01:12:41,178 I was never gonna be scared ever again. 1582 01:12:45,950 --> 01:12:48,786 Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) Looks like we're coming up on somethin'. 1583 01:12:58,628 --> 01:13:00,264 The final gauntlet. 1584 01:13:12,843 --> 01:13:15,678 The Phoenix Gem is just on the other side. 1585 01:13:18,549 --> 01:13:21,550 Careful, there could be booby traps. 1586 01:13:21,552 --> 01:13:23,552 This place is, like, 1,000 years old. 1587 01:13:23,554 --> 01:13:24,989 There's no way there could be... 1588 01:13:26,689 --> 01:13:28,658 - (BOTH EXCLAIM) - (WIND WHOOSHES) 1589 01:13:31,595 --> 01:13:33,030 Oh, no. 1590 01:13:34,131 --> 01:13:35,698 It can't be. 1591 01:13:37,401 --> 01:13:39,270 A gelatinous cube! 1592 01:13:40,538 --> 01:13:42,806 - (GASPS) - (SIZZLES) 1593 01:13:44,275 --> 01:13:45,442 (CREAKING) 1594 01:13:45,910 --> 01:13:46,842 Run! 1595 01:13:46,844 --> 01:13:47,943 Whoa! Wait! It's some kind of puzzle. 1596 01:13:47,945 --> 01:13:49,311 We gotta figure it out before... 1597 01:13:49,313 --> 01:13:50,745 No time. Grab a shield. 1598 01:13:50,747 --> 01:13:52,016 (GRUNTING) 1599 01:13:54,051 --> 01:13:55,286 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1600 01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:05,196 - Jump! Trust me! - What? 1601 01:14:06,163 --> 01:14:07,296 (YELLING) 1602 01:14:07,298 --> 01:14:08,399 Aloft Elevar! 1603 01:14:09,732 --> 01:14:10,935 (LAUGHS) 1604 01:14:11,669 --> 01:14:12,870 Ow. (GRUNTS) 1605 01:14:14,505 --> 01:14:15,705 Ian. 1606 01:14:18,075 --> 01:14:19,243 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1607 01:14:23,847 --> 01:14:25,681 (BOTH PANTING) 1608 01:14:25,683 --> 01:14:27,049 Whew! 1609 01:14:27,051 --> 01:14:29,286 (EXCLAIMS) Don't step on that. 1610 01:14:29,687 --> 01:14:31,920 (RUMBLING) 1611 01:14:31,922 --> 01:14:34,191 - (BARLEY YELPS) - I didn't touch it. 1612 01:14:38,195 --> 01:14:39,296 Voltar Thundasir! 1613 01:14:43,767 --> 01:14:44,969 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 1614 01:14:47,004 --> 01:14:49,504 The tile down there has the same shape as the opening. 1615 01:14:49,506 --> 01:14:50,939 Maybe we were supposed to step on it? 1616 01:14:50,941 --> 01:14:52,207 - What? - I got it. 1617 01:14:52,209 --> 01:14:53,210 No, Barley! 1618 01:14:58,082 --> 01:14:59,216 (GASPS) 1619 01:15:00,551 --> 01:15:01,885 Oh! It's working! 1620 01:15:04,855 --> 01:15:07,823 (GASPS) It's impossible. 1621 01:15:07,825 --> 01:15:10,492 No one can hold their breath that long. 1622 01:15:10,494 --> 01:15:12,363 (BOTH GASP) 1623 01:15:13,697 --> 01:15:14,898 (BOTH TAKE DEEP BREATH) 1624 01:15:23,540 --> 01:15:24,975 (BOTH TAKE DEEP BREATHS) 1625 01:15:34,318 --> 01:15:36,287 (GASPING) 1626 01:15:40,858 --> 01:15:42,459 (BOTH LAUGH) 1627 01:15:43,794 --> 01:15:45,294 We made it! 1628 01:15:45,296 --> 01:15:46,328 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 1629 01:15:46,330 --> 01:15:49,331 The Phoenix Gem awaits beyond this door. 1630 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:50,565 Shall we? 1631 01:15:50,567 --> 01:15:52,234 We certainly shall! 1632 01:15:52,236 --> 01:15:54,136 Dad, we have followed the quest, 1633 01:15:54,138 --> 01:15:57,308 and it has led us to our victory! 1634 01:16:11,790 --> 01:16:13,357 (BUS HONKING) 1635 01:16:16,393 --> 01:16:17,959 We're back home. 1636 01:16:17,961 --> 01:16:20,996 No, that doesn't make sense. We took the Path of Peril. 1637 01:16:20,998 --> 01:16:22,097 We followed the ravens, 1638 01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:24,099 we went to the end of the water... 1639 01:16:24,101 --> 01:16:26,735 Unless the X meant stay away from the water. 1640 01:16:26,737 --> 01:16:28,805 Or it could be, like, a campfire? 1641 01:16:28,807 --> 01:16:30,172 It's okay. We can figure this out. 1642 01:16:30,174 --> 01:16:32,874 Figure out what? We're back where we started. 1643 01:16:32,876 --> 01:16:34,376 I mean, it has to be here. There was a gauntlet. 1644 01:16:34,378 --> 01:16:36,178 I mean, unless that gauntlet was for, 1645 01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:38,046 coincidentally, some different quest. 1646 01:16:38,048 --> 01:16:39,314 - That's a possibility. - What? 1647 01:16:39,316 --> 01:16:42,119 No, no, no. This has to be where the Phoenix Gem is. 1648 01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:44,221 I followed my gut. 1649 01:16:44,888 --> 01:16:47,723 - Oh, no. - What? 1650 01:16:47,725 --> 01:16:49,826 The gem is in the mountain. 1651 01:16:49,828 --> 01:16:51,693 The mountain we could have been to 1652 01:16:51,695 --> 01:16:53,695 hours ago if we just... 1653 01:16:53,697 --> 01:16:55,263 If we just stayed on the expressway. 1654 01:16:55,265 --> 01:16:57,099 No, the expressway is too obvious. 1655 01:16:57,101 --> 01:16:58,233 You can never take the obvious... 1656 01:16:58,235 --> 01:17:00,803 If I hadn't listened to you! Okay? 1657 01:17:00,805 --> 01:17:02,237 I can't believe this. 1658 01:17:02,239 --> 01:17:04,740 You act like you know what you're doing, 1659 01:17:04,742 --> 01:17:06,108 but you don't have a clue, 1660 01:17:06,110 --> 01:17:09,244 and that's because you are a screwup. 1661 01:17:09,246 --> 01:17:10,813 And now you've screwed up my chance 1662 01:17:10,815 --> 01:17:12,616 to have the one thing I never had! 1663 01:17:19,056 --> 01:17:20,255 Where are you going? 1664 01:17:20,257 --> 01:17:23,060 To spend what little time we have left with Dad. 1665 01:17:24,328 --> 01:17:26,328 Ian, wait! 1666 01:17:26,330 --> 01:17:29,064 We can still find the Phoenix Gem. 1667 01:17:29,066 --> 01:17:31,301 We just have to keep lookin'. 1668 01:17:32,202 --> 01:17:33,570 Ian! 1669 01:17:34,238 --> 01:17:35,506 Ian! 1670 01:17:47,184 --> 01:17:48,417 No, Dad. 1671 01:17:48,419 --> 01:17:49,553 He's not here. 1672 01:17:59,563 --> 01:18:01,430 (PANTING) 1673 01:18:01,432 --> 01:18:04,001 Come on. Where is it? 1674 01:18:04,668 --> 01:18:06,069 Follow the water. 1675 01:18:12,777 --> 01:18:13,843 Ugh... 1676 01:18:13,845 --> 01:18:15,878 All right. Come on, out of the fountain. 1677 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,046 No, I'm looking for an ancient gem. 1678 01:18:18,048 --> 01:18:20,015 Oh, yeah, we know. "The old days." 1679 01:18:20,017 --> 01:18:21,851 No! Stop! Please! No! 1680 01:18:21,853 --> 01:18:23,118 Okay, ow, okay! 1681 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,187 Okay. I'm leaving. 1682 01:18:25,189 --> 01:18:28,056 - WORKER 1: Hey! - WORKER 2: Come on! 1683 01:18:28,058 --> 01:18:31,426 Can someone call the cops? We got the history buff again. 1684 01:18:31,428 --> 01:18:33,330 (PANTING) 1685 01:18:58,689 --> 01:19:00,489 - IAN: I can't do this. - BARLEY: Yes, you can. 1686 01:19:00,491 --> 01:19:03,360 - I'm not ready! - You'll never be ready. Merge! 1687 01:19:05,395 --> 01:19:06,597 Nice job! 1688 01:19:07,331 --> 01:19:08,432 (PEN CLICKS) 1689 01:19:14,973 --> 01:19:17,541 - Think fast. - Aloft Elevar! 1690 01:19:23,815 --> 01:19:25,482 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1691 01:19:35,692 --> 01:19:36,693 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1692 01:19:41,365 --> 01:19:42,631 (SPUTTERING) 1693 01:19:42,633 --> 01:19:44,034 (BOTH GIGGLE) 1694 01:19:45,870 --> 01:19:47,669 (BOTH GRUNTING AND GIGGLING) 1695 01:19:47,671 --> 01:19:49,439 - (YELPS) - (GIGGLES) 1696 01:19:53,011 --> 01:19:55,043 Woo-hoo! 1697 01:19:55,045 --> 01:19:56,578 BARLEY: I know you're stronger than that. 1698 01:19:56,580 --> 01:19:59,581 My little brother has the magic gift. 1699 01:19:59,583 --> 01:20:00,883 Don't hold back. 1700 01:20:00,885 --> 01:20:02,719 Hey. You can do this. 1701 01:20:23,407 --> 01:20:24,441 (PANTING) 1702 01:20:26,978 --> 01:20:28,312 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1703 01:20:29,513 --> 01:20:32,649 SPECTER: Okay, come on. Get down right now. 1704 01:20:48,265 --> 01:20:50,267 - (STONES RUMBLING) - (GASPS) 1705 01:20:55,305 --> 01:20:57,708 Yeah! Yeah! (LAUGHS) 1706 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:04,981 Barley! 1707 01:21:04,983 --> 01:21:06,483 Ian! Look! 1708 01:21:07,150 --> 01:21:08,418 (LAUGHS) 1709 01:21:10,021 --> 01:21:11,254 Behind you! 1710 01:21:12,155 --> 01:21:13,357 (GASPS) 1711 01:21:14,491 --> 01:21:16,126 It's a curse. 1712 01:21:20,664 --> 01:21:21,866 (WOMAN EXCLAIMS) 1713 01:21:25,268 --> 01:21:26,536 (ALL GASPING) 1714 01:21:35,612 --> 01:21:36,781 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1715 01:21:54,197 --> 01:21:55,399 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 1716 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,165 (WHIMPERS) 1717 01:21:57,167 --> 01:21:58,936 (PEOPLE WHIMPERING) 1718 01:22:02,006 --> 01:22:03,206 (GASPS) 1719 01:22:04,042 --> 01:22:05,509 (ROARS) 1720 01:22:09,981 --> 01:22:11,314 Barley, run! 1721 01:22:15,285 --> 01:22:17,587 What do you want? The gem? 1722 01:22:18,655 --> 01:22:19,757 Fine, take it! 1723 01:22:23,861 --> 01:22:24,862 Ha-ha! 1724 01:22:34,172 --> 01:22:35,405 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1725 01:22:36,206 --> 01:22:37,541 (EXCLAIMS) 1726 01:22:44,849 --> 01:22:45,915 (ROARS) 1727 01:22:45,917 --> 01:22:47,983 The Manticore! 1728 01:22:47,985 --> 01:22:49,151 Mom? 1729 01:22:49,153 --> 01:22:51,386 It's okay, boys, we'll take care... 1730 01:22:51,388 --> 01:22:53,856 Whoa... You're tilting! You're tilting! 1731 01:22:53,858 --> 01:22:56,125 - Mom! - Go see your father! 1732 01:22:56,127 --> 01:22:59,095 It's okay! If they stab the beast's core 1733 01:22:59,097 --> 01:23:01,229 with that sword, the curse will be broken. 1734 01:23:01,231 --> 01:23:02,499 Come on! 1735 01:23:04,936 --> 01:23:06,470 (GROWLS) 1736 01:23:07,004 --> 01:23:08,472 (MANTICORE LAUGHS) 1737 01:23:16,881 --> 01:23:18,381 (MANTICORE PANTING) 1738 01:23:22,153 --> 01:23:23,553 (MANTICORE ROARS) 1739 01:23:30,862 --> 01:23:33,796 Barley, what I said before... I am so sorry. 1740 01:23:33,798 --> 01:23:35,867 There's no time. The sun's about to set. 1741 01:23:36,700 --> 01:23:37,665 (WHIMPERS) 1742 01:23:37,667 --> 01:23:39,969 Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth. 1743 01:23:39,971 --> 01:23:43,775 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth! 1744 01:23:44,776 --> 01:23:45,943 (ROARS) 1745 01:23:46,878 --> 01:23:48,813 Time to crush a curse! 1746 01:23:51,983 --> 01:23:53,283 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1747 01:23:54,185 --> 01:23:55,617 - (GROANS) - (BONES CRACKING) 1748 01:23:55,619 --> 01:23:57,587 - Ooh, my back. - (DRAGON ROARS) 1749 01:23:59,257 --> 01:24:00,490 (LAUREL GASPS) 1750 01:24:02,894 --> 01:24:04,594 I am a mighty warrior. 1751 01:24:04,962 --> 01:24:06,363 (PANTING) 1752 01:24:14,437 --> 01:24:17,041 I am a mighty warrior! 1753 01:24:23,114 --> 01:24:25,682 Hurry! I can't hold this for long! 1754 01:24:30,822 --> 01:24:31,887 (STRAINING) 1755 01:24:31,889 --> 01:24:34,091 No! No, no, no! Barley! 1756 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:50,806 - (STONES RUMBLING) - (GASPS) 1757 01:24:50,808 --> 01:24:51,943 (STRAINING) 1758 01:24:58,115 --> 01:25:00,117 Boys, it's coming back! 1759 01:25:05,589 --> 01:25:06,922 I'll go distract it. 1760 01:25:06,924 --> 01:25:08,057 What? No! 1761 01:25:08,059 --> 01:25:09,490 If you do that, you'll miss Dad. 1762 01:25:09,492 --> 01:25:12,864 It's okay. Say hi to Dad for me. 1763 01:25:14,232 --> 01:25:17,333 - No. You go and say goodbye. - What? 1764 01:25:17,335 --> 01:25:19,802 I had someone who looked out for me. 1765 01:25:19,804 --> 01:25:21,736 Someone who pushed me to be 1766 01:25:21,738 --> 01:25:24,206 more than I ever thought I could be. 1767 01:25:24,208 --> 01:25:26,010 I never had a dad, 1768 01:25:26,978 --> 01:25:28,846 but I always had you. 1769 01:25:37,889 --> 01:25:39,556 Bridgrigar Invisia! 1770 01:25:41,158 --> 01:25:42,592 Boombastia! 1771 01:25:48,698 --> 01:25:49,967 (ROARS) 1772 01:25:52,103 --> 01:25:53,369 Aloft Elevar! 1773 01:25:53,371 --> 01:25:55,104 (GRUNTING) 1774 01:25:55,106 --> 01:25:56,439 (PANTING) 1775 01:26:03,948 --> 01:26:05,515 (GRUNTS AND GROANS) 1776 01:26:08,286 --> 01:26:09,486 No! 1777 01:26:11,956 --> 01:26:13,157 (ROARS) 1778 01:26:13,723 --> 01:26:14,724 (WHIMPERS) 1779 01:26:17,361 --> 01:26:18,561 No! No, no, no! 1780 01:26:19,496 --> 01:26:21,130 (STRAINS AND GASPS) 1781 01:26:21,132 --> 01:26:21,997 Use what I have. 1782 01:26:21,999 --> 01:26:24,366 Uh, what do I have? I have nothing. 1783 01:26:24,368 --> 01:26:27,269 Splinter. Magic in every fiber. 1784 01:26:27,271 --> 01:26:29,439 Magnora Gantuan! 1785 01:26:31,142 --> 01:26:34,611 No! Voltar Thundasir! 1786 01:26:41,385 --> 01:26:42,585 Ian! 1787 01:26:43,321 --> 01:26:44,688 Accelior! 1788 01:26:52,396 --> 01:26:54,065 (PANTING HEAVILY) 1789 01:27:01,806 --> 01:27:03,473 (PANTING) 1790 01:27:10,114 --> 01:27:11,514 LAUREL: Ian! 1791 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:17,520 (GASPS) 1792 01:27:44,415 --> 01:27:45,783 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1793 01:27:51,355 --> 01:27:52,722 (GRUNTS) 1794 01:28:01,631 --> 01:28:03,167 (WILDEN LAUGHING) 1795 01:28:13,244 --> 01:28:14,644 (GASPS SOFTLY) 1796 01:28:39,870 --> 01:28:41,105 (SNIFFLES) 1797 01:28:48,012 --> 01:28:49,346 (FOOTSTEPS) 1798 01:28:52,649 --> 01:28:53,984 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1799 01:28:57,922 --> 01:28:59,023 (SIGHS) 1800 01:29:00,057 --> 01:29:01,325 What did he say? 1801 01:29:02,860 --> 01:29:05,894 He said he always thought his wizard name 1802 01:29:05,896 --> 01:29:09,164 would be Wilden the Whimsical. 1803 01:29:09,166 --> 01:29:12,167 Wow. That's really terrible. 1804 01:29:12,169 --> 01:29:13,936 I know. (CHUCKLES) 1805 01:29:13,938 --> 01:29:15,106 (CHUCKLES) 1806 01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:19,475 He also said he's very proud 1807 01:29:19,477 --> 01:29:22,712 of the person you grew up to be. 1808 01:29:23,613 --> 01:29:27,918 Well, I owe an awful lot of that to you. 1809 01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:32,089 He kinda said that, too. 1810 01:29:34,792 --> 01:29:38,095 Oh, and he told me to give you this. 1811 01:30:06,857 --> 01:30:10,161 IAN: Long ago, the world was full of wonder. 1812 01:30:12,662 --> 01:30:16,064 It was adventurous, exciting, 1813 01:30:16,066 --> 01:30:19,635 and best of all, there was magic. 1814 01:30:19,637 --> 01:30:21,405 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1815 01:30:22,339 --> 01:30:24,973 SPRITE: Whoa! Watch it! 1816 01:30:24,975 --> 01:30:28,010 - (LAUGHS) Bullseye! - (SPRITES CHEERING) 1817 01:30:28,012 --> 01:30:30,345 And then, with a slash of my mighty sword, 1818 01:30:30,347 --> 01:30:33,450 I severed the beast's wings from its wretched body! 1819 01:30:34,585 --> 01:30:37,886 - (KIDS GASPING) - Okay, who wants cake? 1820 01:30:37,888 --> 01:30:40,989 - (KIDS CHEERING) - (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY) 1821 01:30:40,991 --> 01:30:44,092 And I think, with a little bit of magic in your life, 1822 01:30:44,094 --> 01:30:46,028 you can do almost anything. 1823 01:30:46,030 --> 01:30:48,297 Is that how you put the school back together? 1824 01:30:48,299 --> 01:30:49,231 Uh, yes. 1825 01:30:49,233 --> 01:30:50,666 STUDENT: Is that also how you destroyed 1826 01:30:50,668 --> 01:30:52,167 the school in the first place? 1827 01:30:52,169 --> 01:30:53,802 Uh, also yes. 1828 01:30:53,804 --> 01:30:55,571 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 1829 01:30:55,573 --> 01:30:57,940 - Hey, that was great. - Thanks. 1830 01:30:57,942 --> 01:31:00,844 - You going to the park later? - Yeah! See you there. 1831 01:31:05,748 --> 01:31:07,416 Mom! Oof! 1832 01:31:07,418 --> 01:31:08,953 - (LAUGHING) - (BLAZEY YIPPING) 1833 01:31:09,653 --> 01:31:10,919 Blazey, down! 1834 01:31:10,921 --> 01:31:12,888 Who's a good dragon? Who's a good dragon? 1835 01:31:12,890 --> 01:31:14,289 So, how was school? 1836 01:31:14,291 --> 01:31:15,723 It was really good. 1837 01:31:15,725 --> 01:31:16,892 Well, all right. 1838 01:31:16,894 --> 01:31:18,860 Hey, there he is. You workin' hard? 1839 01:31:18,862 --> 01:31:21,296 - No, hardly workin'. - (CHUCKLES) 1840 01:31:21,298 --> 01:31:24,933 Oh, I gotta go. I'm meeting the Manticore for a night out. 1841 01:31:24,935 --> 01:31:26,802 DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO) We got a one-one-three in progress. 1842 01:31:26,804 --> 01:31:28,036 All units report. 1843 01:31:28,038 --> 01:31:30,305 Duty calls. Time to hit the trails. 1844 01:31:30,307 --> 01:31:31,640 Oh, you forgot your keys! 1845 01:31:31,642 --> 01:31:35,244 Don't need 'em. I was born to run. 1846 01:31:35,246 --> 01:31:36,313 Hyah! 1847 01:31:40,751 --> 01:31:41,952 - (EXCLAIMS) - Oh! 1848 01:31:42,720 --> 01:31:44,955 - (GRUNTS) - Ah. (CHUCKLES) 1849 01:31:46,323 --> 01:31:47,756 So, how's the new van? 1850 01:31:47,758 --> 01:31:50,058 Oh. Guinevere the Second is great. 1851 01:31:50,060 --> 01:31:52,794 I've almost got enough saved up for a sweet paint job. 1852 01:31:52,796 --> 01:31:54,963 - No, please don't. - Why not? 1853 01:31:54,965 --> 01:31:57,534 Because I already took care of it. 1854 01:31:58,802 --> 01:32:01,105 Oh, yeah! 1855 01:32:02,873 --> 01:32:04,873 Okay, best way to the park is to take 1856 01:32:04,875 --> 01:32:07,843 a little something called the Road of Ruin. 1857 01:32:07,845 --> 01:32:10,345 - Uh... It's too obvious. - Wait, what? 1858 01:32:10,347 --> 01:32:13,484 On a quest, the clear path is never the right one. 1859 01:32:16,287 --> 01:32:19,456 - BARLEY: (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah! - (IAN LAUGHING) 1860 01:32:51,689 --> 01:32:54,224 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1861 01:32:54,226 --> 01:32:59,226 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1862 01:32:59,930 --> 01:33:03,033 ♪ You're the soul who understands 1863 01:33:03,867 --> 01:33:06,937 ♪ The scars and made me who I am 1864 01:33:08,238 --> 01:33:12,207 ♪ Through the drifting sands of time 1865 01:33:12,209 --> 01:33:15,512 ♪ I got your back and you got mine 1866 01:33:16,815 --> 01:33:20,817 ♪ If you bear a heavy load 1867 01:33:20,819 --> 01:33:24,021 ♪ I'll be your wheels I'll be the road 1868 01:33:25,022 --> 01:33:29,257 ♪ I'll see us through the thick and thin 1869 01:33:29,259 --> 01:33:33,228 ♪ For love and loss until the end 1870 01:33:33,230 --> 01:33:37,067 ♪ 'Cause you carried me with you 1871 01:33:38,202 --> 01:33:40,803 ♪ From the highest of the peaks 1872 01:33:40,805 --> 01:33:43,138 ♪ To the darkness of the blue 1873 01:33:43,140 --> 01:33:47,777 ♪ I was just too blind to see 1874 01:33:47,779 --> 01:33:52,849 ♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm You were always guiding me 1875 01:33:52,851 --> 01:33:54,585 ♪ Yeah, it's true 1876 01:33:55,686 --> 01:33:58,889 ♪ You carried me with you 1877 01:34:00,958 --> 01:34:04,794 ♪ From the day it all began 1878 01:34:04,796 --> 01:34:07,965 ♪ Yeah, you were there You took my hand 1879 01:34:09,233 --> 01:34:12,269 ♪ And when I hurt a bit too deep 1880 01:34:13,203 --> 01:34:16,407 ♪ You watched me as I fell asleep 1881 01:34:17,474 --> 01:34:21,878 ♪ And when my head was in the cloud 1882 01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:26,214 ♪ You found a way to pull me out 1883 01:34:26,216 --> 01:34:30,352 ♪ You picked my heart up off the ground 1884 01:34:30,354 --> 01:34:34,423 ♪ And showed me love was all around 1885 01:34:34,425 --> 01:34:38,429 ♪ Yeah, you carried me with you 1886 01:34:39,396 --> 01:34:41,963 ♪ From the highest of the peaks 1887 01:34:41,965 --> 01:34:44,399 ♪ To the darkness of the blue 1888 01:34:44,401 --> 01:34:49,171 ♪ I was just too blind to see 1889 01:34:49,173 --> 01:34:54,109 ♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm You were always guiding me 1890 01:34:54,111 --> 01:34:55,979 ♪ Yeah, it's true 1891 01:34:56,947 --> 01:35:00,350 ♪ You carried me with you 1892 01:35:01,585 --> 01:35:05,622 ♪ Oh, we'll be sitting on the world together 1893 01:35:06,957 --> 01:35:11,894 ♪ Watching as the days turn into night 1894 01:35:11,896 --> 01:35:16,231 ♪ We know how to brave the stormy weather 1895 01:35:16,233 --> 01:35:22,306 ♪ And we're never giving up without a fight 1896 01:35:23,707 --> 01:35:29,044 ♪ If you should ever bear a heavy load 1897 01:35:29,046 --> 01:35:33,281 ♪ I'll be your wheels I'll be the road 1898 01:35:33,283 --> 01:35:37,486 ♪ I'll see us through the thick and thin 1899 01:35:37,488 --> 01:35:41,891 ♪ For love and loss until the end 1900 01:35:41,893 --> 01:35:45,696 ♪ 'Cause you carried me with you 1901 01:35:46,898 --> 01:35:49,297 ♪ From the highest of the peaks 1902 01:35:49,299 --> 01:35:51,801 ♪ To the darkness of the blue 1903 01:35:51,803 --> 01:35:56,505 ♪ I was just too blind to see 1904 01:35:56,507 --> 01:36:01,243 ♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm You were always guiding me 1905 01:36:01,245 --> 01:36:03,313 ♪ Yeah, it's true 1906 01:36:04,147 --> 01:36:08,383 ♪ You carried me with you 1907 01:36:08,385 --> 01:36:12,757 ♪ Oh, you carried me with you ♪ 1907 01:36:13,305 --> 01:36:19,326 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org133521