Original subtitles

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♪ I love you

♪ I love you, Mao Mao

♪ Finally, my dreams are coming true ♪

♪ Show me how

♪ How to be a hero like you

Mao Mao: [ Yawns ] Ahh!

Good day of work defending Pure Heart Valley, everyone.

[ Yawns ] Hey, guys,

you think I could take the top bunk tonight?

[ Laughs ]

Oh, Badgerclops, you're such a kidder.

Yeah, just joking.

Uh, oh, do you think we could turn the night-light on?

A night-light? [ Laughs ]

Oh, the laughter never ends.

Except for now. Hmm.

[ Snoring ]

[ Straining ] So uncomfortable.

[ Yelling ]

[ Rooster crows ]

[ Yawns ]

[ Smacks lips ]

Man: One, two, three, four.

Arms together now.

One, two, three, four.

[ Growls ]

Y'all!

Do you have to do this so early in the morning?

Plus, I'm all scrunched up down here.

It's ridiculous that I gotta share the bottom bunk

with all of your weapons and gear, too.

Why can't I ever sleep on the top bunk?

Morning warm-ups are important, Badgerclops.

[ Laughing ] And, you know, it's a little silly

for the biggest guy on the team to be on the top bunk.

It's not just the bed's too small.

Y'all never consider what I want.

"Kendo Ken!" "Kendo Ken!" "Kendo Ken!"

You don't even pay attention when I want to talk!

She was gonna become a marine biologist, but -- Huh?

Where have you been this whole time I was talking?

I'm molting!

Ah!

I feel like I never have any me time.

Ugh!

And I'm tired of never having any personal space!

La la la la la la la! Do you have permits for that?

Y-Y-Y-You're under arrest!

So I guess what I'm trying to say is,

I'm tired of y'all blowing me off and -- Huh?

Mao? Where'd y'all go?

...and he didn't even wear a helmet!

Ugh, they never listen to me!

Just shove it all down.

Shove it all down...

again.

[ Alarm blaring ]

The monster alarm! Let's --

Aw, laying down on the job again?

Ha ha, classic Badgerclops.

Badgerclops is so silly!

Okay, let's go.

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[ Footsteps thudding ]

[ Horn honks ]

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[ Gasps ] Whoa!

A new foe, ripe for the picking.

Dude, let's not rush into this, okay?

That guy's huge.

Now's not the time for your merry joke-making!

To the aerocycle! Ow!

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Ha!

Fiery cross slash!

[ Moaning ]

[ Grunting ]

You're not even making a dent.

I wasn't trying to!

Camille: Yes, you were!

We've been watching you this whole time.

And you are?

Camille.

And this is my apprentice, Honey!

We're the magi-technicians who -- A-bup-bup-bup-bup.

As much as I'd love to hear your life story,

kinda got my hands full right now.

[ Grunting ]

Ah, well, it's too bad we don't have a weird magic thing

to make you big.

Eh? Oh, yeah!

We do have one of those! Oh, she's so helpful.

I don't need to be bigger!

I worked hard to be strong at this size!

See? This thing's practically crying for mercy already!

I'm not doing it!

If Mao Mao won't get super-huge, I can do it!

[ Giggles ]

Both: Adorabat, you're too big!

Nyag-nyag-nyag-nyag-nyag! Okay.

You know, I can do it. Catch!

Just press the gem on the front and hold it up in the air!

Oh, and say an adorable catchphrase or something.

Maximum chill!

Whoa!

Look how big I am!

Look how widdle y'all are!

I'm not widdle.

Announcer: Special news announcement

from the show grown-ups watch because they hate themselves!

Scoops with the scoop on what's the haps in Pure Heart Valley!

Investigative reporter Clark Lockjaw

is on the scene of the ginormo monster fight.

Clark, what's it look like out there?

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!

[ Footsteps thudding ]

[ Growls ]

[ Roars ]

Time to hit the road, big guy!

That was a great show, Badgerclops!

Here's the locket for shrinking back down!

No.

What?

I like being huge!

I'm gonna stay this way.

That's funny, Badgerclops. Ha ha.

You can't expect us to just live with you this big.

You'll destroy the kingdom. Come on.

[ Sighs ] Shove it down, Badgerclops.

Just -- Wait.

I don't have to listen to what tiny people want anymore.

I'm not shrinking back down!

I'm done stuffing down all my problems.

What just stomped through the street?

What's that running on the building tops?

What just crushed my back seat?

Who is it?

It's Ultraclops!

Ha ha! Top bunk!

Toppest bunk of all!

I can watch any show I want!

Can't stop me, y'all!

What's up? I can talk to everybody.

They can't get away.

Ha ha ha! That's right!

Ultraclops is here to stay. Come on, now!

If I want a night-light on, I get a night-light on.

If you make annoying noises, well, you're gonna be gone.

Goodbye!

Ha-hoo.

Ultraclops! Hoo!

Honey and Camille! Hello!

I need a magic potion or something to fix Badgerclops.

What's wrong with him? Wait, what's wrong? Look at him!

-Dancing in the background! -Ooh!

Well, we don't have a cure for dancing, but I'm trying.

Not the dancing! He's destroying the kingdom!

Oh! Good catch.

I-I need to shrink him back down

before he hurts any more sweetie pies.

Is there any way to use the locket as a weapon?

Of course! I mean no!

But the giant effect can make someone

blow up emotionally, too!

You could confront him about his issues, right?

Confront him, you say?

Like in battle!

Ah, the old gas-on-the-open-flame technique!

I love it! Oh, wait.

No, that's a terrible -- Eh.

Announcer: Oh, for the love of -- Wasn't the news just on?

Ultraclops is ruining our lives. Here's a piece of footage

I caught today because I'm multitalented.

Thank you! You're welcome!

As you can see, our very own Pinky and his good friend Todd

are just trying to enjoy a day in the park when suddenly --

For the record, Todd just followed me there.

I'm not his friend.

Hold on! Breaking news!

Calls are coming in about a second giant.

This amateur video was sent in

by an amateur who should back off.

This is my job, see?

Clark, what do you have for us?

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!

Badgerclops, I challenge you!

This cannot be!

None contend the Ultraclops!

Return to normal or face defeat!

Your idea is to become big and fight me

and destroy more of the kingdom?

Yeah, great idea, genius!

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!

Well, I don't hear your great idea, Clark!

Squaw! Squaw!

Adominous bat!

Adorabat, what are you doing?! Squaw, squaw, squaw!

Adorabat, get -- get out of my space!

Adorabat, leave me alone!

Out of his space...

Clark, I think I've got it.

Just ignore them. Just ignore them. La la la la la la la!

[ Chuckles ] Oh, Gloria, you're completely unlovable.

Adorabat and Mao Mao: "Kendo Ken!"

All: "Kendo Ken!" "Kendo Ken!"

Whatever, at least I still have top bunk.

Aah! We built a giant bunk bed up here

so we can all sleep together!

We displaced thousands of woodland creatures!

Guess it's back to the bottom bunk.

[ Crying ]

One, two, three, four.

Arms together now.

One, two, three, four.

I knew it!

That weird rain dance thing!

Making me take the bottom bunk!

You clearly knew that stuff annoyed me!

And instead of hearing me, you use it as a weapon against me.

You walk all over me like a shoe.

A shoe?

[ Crying ] You know, 'cause -- 'cause your feet are in shoes

and the shoes are under your feet.

The analogy works!

You know what? I'm done with this!

Just give me the dang necklace!

Minimum chill!

[ Crying ]

I'll never forget you, miniature version of everything.

[ Groans ] I'm free! [ Pants ]

There! [ Sniffles ] Just take it!

[ Crying ]

All right, let's go home.

Nah.

I'm just gonna walk home, man.

-[ Gasps ] -He never walks!

Are you? [ Chuckles ] Come on.

Silly old ridiculous Badgerclops.

We'll go home, watch some TV --

Just -- I can't even have a walk?

The thing I hate most?!

Come on, you're not really mad, right?

You know what, guys?

Why don't you just click it or ticket?

Was I mean to Badgerclops?

Yes.

[ Crying ]

Maybe it wasn't as much you as it was me.

I'm gonna make it up to him.

We both will.

Mao Mao: Greetings, Badgerclops!

We've been watching your favorite program!

I like the kissy parts!

You want to join in?

This is it, huh? Nice apology, guys.

I'm gonna get a snack.

Oh, uh, that's cool.

We'll sit with you!

Y'all, come on. I don't want to hear --

Oh, no, uh, we're not here to talk.

We're here to listen.

Yeah! Did you see anything weird when you were huge?

Well, today, I was ripping off Todd's roof.

And, like, get this --

He's got a whole birthday party going on in there!

I didn't even know it was...

[ Laughter ]

He totally did! He totally did.

[ Yawns ]

Guess we should turn in.

Yeah.

Well, night, guys.

Wait! What are you doing in my bunk?

But this is -- My bunk!

Yours is up there.

[ Gasps ] Top bunk?!

[ Whimpering excitedly ]

Badgerclops, we...

You don't have to say sorry, man.

This was -- No! What I was gonna say was --

Ah, we got you the night-light, too!

So you can make your weird drawings!

[ Gasps ] Y'all heard me after all.

Well, it only took you destroying half the kingdom.

But from now on, we won't blow you off until you blow up.

Night, y'all!

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Mao Mao: I feel like we forgot something.