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♪

♪ I love you

♪ I love you, Mao Mao

♪ Finally, my dreams are coming true ♪

♪ Show me how

♪ How to be a hero like you

♪

With y'all out of the way,

the Ruby Pure Heart will be ours!

Not a chance, Orangustank.

Y'all, I'm here!

♪

Smoke bomb! Smoke bomb!

♪

Smoke bomb! Ah!

-Ratarang! -So fast.

I can't keep up.

Hey there, helpless.

Eee!

[ Laughing ]

Aah! What the --

Aah! [ Groans ]

Watch where you're going, you ninny!

Ratarang: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Why you...

Whoa! Ow! That hurt!

Are they beating themselves up?

[ All grunting ]

Wow. Yeah.

Hey, let's attack them while they're down.

Okay. [ Chuckles ]

[ All scream ]

[ Thud ]

All: We're okay.

Yeah, we didn't ask.

Excellent work, Badgerclops.

Yeah, I wouldn't call that work.

[ Sighs ] I didn't help at all.

Hey, man. Whoa.

Are you all right?

Adorabat, what's wrong?

[ Sighs ] Come on.

You can tell us.

[ Sighs ] Adorabat!

[ Sighs loudly ]

Tell us. Tell us.

Ah! I want to fight like y'all do!

I just can't seem to keep up.

You're both so strong and fast.

Mao Mao, I'll never be able to use a sword like that.

It's a katana!

And I practice with it, a lot, and if you just try --

And Badgerclops, your arm cannon makes me swoon.

Yeah, I guess I'm pretty cool.

But what can I do?

Carry smoke bombs?

[ All cough ]

Sorry.

Don't worry. I'm used to this.

Adorabat, it takes time and experience to be a hero.

There are no shortcuts. None!

My victory juice!

I want to be a hero now!

[ All cough ]

You know, I could make you a robot arm like mine.

I just have to remove an arm.

Yes, please!

Robot arm! Yeah!

No!

Adorabat, how about some robo-armor instead?

Yes, please!

♪

Mega Mech activated.

I'm a robot!

[ Alarm wailing ] The Monster Alarm?

Now is my chance to try it out!

Just turn on the thrusters and --

Aah! I think I --

Aah! Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

[ Screaming ]

[ Roars ]

[ Roars ]

All right. I can do this.

Here comes a brand-new Adorabat attack!

Whoa!

Whoa-oa-oa-oh!

Waaaah!

I had to pull an all-nighter,

but tomorrow's paper is ready to --

[ Cries ]

♪

[ Yelps, cries ]

[ Screaming ]

♪

[ Groans ]

Oh, yay.

Did Adorabat do this?

Yeah. Wow. She really messed that dude up.

The village, it's completely -- Where did you get that burger?

I don't have to tell you everything

that happens in my life.

I did it! I am the monster defeater!

Firing the monster defeater.

Stop! It's already down!

[ Monster groans ]

So, how'd I do?

That was incredible, man!

Incredible?

She could have destroyed the entire village!

Dude, it's okay.

She's a hero.

[ Gasps ]

She's no hero!

She's an enemy of the press!

She ruined my dance practice.

She made me imprison my favorite hairdresser.

-[ Gasps ] -No!

I've heard enough.

Adorabat, relinquish the Mega Mech.

No, I can control it just fine!

[ Screaming ]

I understand you want to be a hero faster.

I myself have spent countless moments

trying to catch up to my legendary family,

so believe me when I tell you,

there are no shortcuts to becoming a hero.

Besides, you are so much more than the Mega Mech.

You're just jealous.

I am not jealous!

And stop talking with your mouth full!

You're not my dad, dude!

I'm stronger than your dad, so you listen to me!

My dad is pretty buff, I don't know.

I just want to be cool and action-y as soon as possible.

Okay, that's it.

We have to get rid of that awful machine.

No, please let me keep it!

You are not ready for the Mega Mech.

[ Crying ]

Smoke bomb! What?

[ Coughing ]

Adorabat! Come back!

Please forgive me!

There are no shortcuts to becoming [Coughs] a hero!

I know I can control it.

I just know I can.

[ Gasps ] Sky Pirates?

Maybe if I can defeat them, Mao Mao and Badgerclops

will have to let me keep the Mega Mech!

[ Squeaks ]

Ow.

Come on out, you pirate filth!

Come on out and fight me!

Who dares interrupt our lunch?

[ Glass shatters ]

Fight me! Only then will Mao Mao and Badgerclops

let me keep the Mega Mech!

Oh, hey. It's that little useless one.

Take this!

Get behind me!

Aaaaaah!

Such power.

Oh, man. What are we gonna do, boss?

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Oh, I dropped my mama's meatballs. Oh, Mama!

I need more power now.

♪

What's a Zip Zap Blast?

Caution -- the very cool and ultimate Zip Zap Blast

should only be used by experienced users.

I don't care. I want to use it now!

Okay, it's your funeral, bro.

Zip Zap Blast!

Ooh! Ow! Ah!

Oof! [ Groans ]

Well, well, well.

Looks like this Adorabat is Adora-splat!

Oh!

Silly fool trying to take shortcuts to get power.

Wait a minute.

This Mega Mech would be a great shortcut to get us power!

Ooh, I want to touch it.

[ Electricity zapping ]

Unauthorized user. Don't touch me, bro.

Looks like we need Adorabat's permission

to give up this machine.

So, how about it?

You join us with that Mega Mech, or we take it?

Like a slice of pizza pie, oh!

[ Thinking ] These guys seem serious,

but if I give up the Mega Mech,

I'll lose my shot at being a big hero.

I'll -- I'll join you pirates,

but only because I want to keep the Mega Mech!

[ Thinking ] I'll just have to beat you

when I get better control of it.

[ All laugh ]

[ Laughs weakly ]

No, you don't get to laugh!

[ All laugh ]

[ Whimpers ]

Adorabat, where are you?

Come on, Adorabat, where did you go?

Oh, dude.

Both: Aah!

Oof! [ Groans ]

I've got your Adorabat right here!

And I'm going to use her power to crush you!

It can't be. Adorabat!

Whoa! Betrayal, man.

It's not my fault.

It was either join them in this gross thing

or give up the Mega Mech!

Quiet, fool!

[ All laugh ]

[ Whimpering ]

Beam them up, Badgerclops.

Eat laser, you ding-dongs!

Force field-a-roony!

What?

Smasher-dasher-dooby!

We're losing ground.

Literally.

I got to help them,

and I can't do it attached to this thing.

[ Crying ] My Mega Mech!

Now what do we do?

I'm not sure there's anything we can do.

[ Thinking ] If it's a choice between helping my friends

or being super powerful, I choose my friends!

♪

Whoa!

Ratarang, status report!

Ooh, baby.

♪

This is gonna be fun.

Titan Laser Volley over here.

Hey, guys, I'm here.

Look out!

You guys fight like a wet sock!

Wait till you see this!

All right. What do we got here?

Whoa. How about some missiles?

Yay, missiles!

Duck and cover!

Ah!

[ Gasps ]

They're okay, but for how long?

[ Thinking ] If only I hadn't lost the Mega Mech.

There are no shortcuts to becoming a true hero.

You learn from experience.

Oh, that is delicious.

Where do you keep getting burgers?

Experience.

I know what to do.

Yeah! [ All laughing ]

Hey, silly face, how about another game of catch me?

You get back here!

What the -- Oh!

You fool!

Ow.

Hey, that hurt! Ow.

Dumb-dumb head!

[ Grumbling ]

Wow. Yeah.

Adorabat, this was your doing?

Just learning from past experience.

[ Clanging ]

Hey, what's going on up there?

Ooh, ooh. I found this thing called a Zip Zap Blast.

Should I use it?

[ Muffled ] No, don't use the Zip Zap Blast!

What? Use the Zip Zap Blast?

All right. You're the boss.

Warning. Warning. Warning.

Ah, zip it.

Hey, what's going on?

Should we be worried? Nope.

[ Powering up ]

Stop. Stop.

[ All groaning ]

[ Crash! ]

This isn't fun anymore.

[ All scream ]

All: We're okay.

We didn't ask!

You're right, Mao Mao.

It takes time and experience to be a hero,

and I guess I'm not ready yet.

Adorabat, your thirst for power and excessive hotdogging

nearly got us all destroyed today,

but it was your experience fighting the Sky Pirates

and using the faults in this poorly designed weapon

that saved us all.

In my book, that makes you a hero already.

Whee! So I can keep it?

Yeah, you can totally keep it.

Aw, aw, aw.

Just keeps slipping under my foot!

Aw, aw, n-- Oh, gee. Aw.