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Original subtitles

- Nak is a ghost! - Nak is a ghost!

Pee Mak.

Assist!

Pee Mak.

Pee Mak.

What to do next, friends?

- We have to run across the river. - I agree with you.

These guys.

What did you say?

We are gay. What does a voice like Shakespeare do?

It's correct.

You are the worst, Natty.

They were just acting in the movie Pee Mak. They came over to Yan Duyen Tien Dinh.

Yes, Natty is nosy.

The little nosy.

- Nosy. - Pee Mak

The ghost is here.

We can take a boat to see Mr. Wisit.

Go! Scat!

Go on!

Do not stop!

Why are you so slow?

Natty, stop shaking your legs.

The lazy lip umbrella.

Oh my God! The boat is sinking !!

What to do now?

What useless items to throw away!

- Golf! - Golf!

Natty is a useless lord.

- Great. - Great.

Let's go.

Why is the boat stuck?

Don't tell me ...

The bad guys now leave me.

- Natty, ghost! - Natty, ghost!

- Huh? - Ghost!

- Cheek? - Ghost!

I didn't raise a child to be a mother.

- Oh my God! Ma Nak there! - Oh my God! Ma Nak there!

Gus.

Please help me to raise our children.

No, Gus hates children!

Have a nightmare?

Dreaming of what number? Let me message mom to buy lottery tickets.

Well ...

Gus, what's wrong?

What is the face like that?

Your newly-repaired nose scared me.

- Are you an elf? - Give you the curse now.

Must respect my newly repaired nose.

Yes Beautiful.

But first of all, we call Big Elephant Don't be sad and eat anything.

Fat Elephant, eat something.

Stop crying. Enough crying enough.

This fool.

Make less of it.

We don't come to Surat Thani take you home for you to be so sad

- Ladies and gentlemen ... - Seatbelt.

- ... we are flying into a disturbed area - Please buckle up.

Please come back to your seat, buckle up,

and avoid using the toilet

- Oh. - Cramping, Natty?

No, I'm sad.

Natty.

Hold on.

I've been hurt so much.

You do not have to poop on the plane anymore.

I insist.

You feel better yet?

Are you kidding me?

I can't stand it

Natty, you don't think about it.

You just let it be like Elsa in Frozen .

You guys look away.

Is it high time?

If I don't get to the toilet, Definitely big deal.

Ladies and gentlemen, do not go.

- Have to sit still. - I have to poop.

- Is not! - Can not!

Is not. Entering region air holes. His neck is broken.

Remember? Sit still.

Awesome yet.

Experience in anal teaching The lesson must be tough.

What you can do?

I have to poop. Coming out already.

Natty, don't underestimate Thai airspace.

Natty, I beg. I just lost love.

Stop it, this one!

Natty!

Kim, take him away.

Natty, you can't poop here!

I can not stand it anymore!

- Oh no! - Kim!

My nose!

The feces flying over planes. nothing.

compared to the lives of three gay men. and a lesbian girl.

has been friends for more than ten years.

The lives of four children suddenly. Turn into a gravel road

and out of control.

The first is golf, an embodiment of an elephant,

refuses to shave his head to become a monk. following the filial piety of the parents.

I'm not going home.

If Wisit is still a monk,

I will stay here to take care of you forever.

Go home.

Going for a month.

You are makeup artist community boycott.

- Professor Wisit, I'm right here. - Let go of people, Big Elephant.

People are ordained. Can't be together.

Is it not possible?

Okay!

I will become a monk.

Fat Elephant, calm down!

Is it crazy to be hot?

- Big Elephant! - Big Elephant!

Fat Elephant, you cannot be a monk.

Everyone knows you're gay.

- You're gay. - You're gay.

- You're gay. - You're gay.

- You're gay. - You're gay.

You are gay.

Who cares.

It's disgusting. You are sweating.

Let go of me!

Release!

- Died! - Died!

Fat Elephant.

No problem. Hair will grow back soon.

You look fine.

Golf must return to Bangkok.

carrying a determined heart. with a half-wrinkled head.

I will take you for hair extension.

And about Natty,

the lesbian girl in the group,

we gave the name to. Natty Bad Girl.

Please sign as a beneficiary.

Twenty two million baht!

His life suddenly changed. after his mother won the jackpot.

This is a gift for who is very special to me.

Unfortunately,

luck is not over yet.

That person is

Richy.

RICHY

The feral cat was adopted by me.

Mom!

It's like a game of kingship.

Richy never abandoned me.

It brings luck by work show me the number to win the jackpot.

Today, I want everyone celebrate with me.

For everyone to know

Who is the most important person to me?

- Richy, you die! - Stop.

This document is very important.

LIFE INSURANCE 22,000,000 BAHT

SUWIMOL NOPSIRI

No problem.

At least I have your name as a beneficiary,

- the only heir of the mother. - Mom gave Richy the inheritance.

Mom.

Why the cat than my own mother?

- Mom! - Shut up, Natty.

I want to inherit then for my grandchildren's mother

so that my mother will have someone to look after me when I get old.

But I guess I can hardly do it

- Because I only like girls. - A poisonous cat and a cheeky lesbian.

Natty had to find a man. to be inherited.

As for Kim,

a flight attendant boy. because he was so gay, he was called a flight attendant,

at risk of job loss.

because of the manure shooting accident on the plane.

Stop the bleeding.

He got hit hard in the nose. Sewing is inside only silicone.

Oh my God. It's a lot of revelation.

Because he loves his career with all his heart. so Kim decided to fight to the end because of it.

It was an emergency.

I tried my best to resolve the situation.

My love and loyalty for this profession

More than what The boss can imagine.

If the sky can feel it my passion,

The sky will be moved to tears

- because... - Kim.

- I decided to give you a break ... - Vacation?

The boss let me quit my job?

Just a small thing.

If compared to the fact that I have sex with the pilot in the cockpit is nothing.

I did not chase you.

I want you to rest for a while to correct the nose.

Silicone sticks out like a stalactite.

But because you let me know humiliating things like this happened ...

Wish Godspeed.

Is not!

After losing his temper,

Kim became unemployed and became. fallen angel.

like a sanitary pad without wings.

Know what to do for a living here?

And about Gus, boy. or so called by page followers.

Sha, blogger. The Diaries of Thuc Dieu Nam.

That's me. the proud star of this movie.

I'm facing.

with everything in life.

Let's start with the man problem.

My suitcase.

Sorry.

Goodbye.

I met Top, my ex-boyfriend,

who looked at me like I just swam across. nuclear waste.

Just before Win, the current boyfriend.

pick me up with words. like a knife piercing a heart.

Did you fall into a stool tank?

Actually, the problem is with the child.

Of course, the baby is not my child.

It was the son of a Chickpick Chicken.

The chicken chirps

Chip chips, chip chips.

Why not dance with me?

- The chicken is chirping. - Girls, dance.

- Let's dance. - Come on.

Jingjai lived in northeastern Thailand.

It was addicted to the song "Chick Chick"

and could sing that song all day long.

Oh dear, little girl.

That girl is happy

As a girl talk immediately in a northeastern accent.

What a bad dance.

It was the son of a relative of Win.

His parents died in a car accident,

so the Win family adopted it.

Why is it here?

- Because I like kids. - Fake child.

- You lied. - Are you not fake?

You consider yourself the Blackpink Lisa.

- While obviously RuPaul. - Oh my God.

Is Lisa sick?

You worry about jumping.

I'm comming home.

Jingjai.

I bought you a doctor's toy. Let's play again.

Jingjai does not like. Jingjai wants to dance.

Doctor?

- Jingjai wants to be a doctor. - Let's play.

- Go! - That's how it became.

Win's new lover.

Kid Jingjai.

Such a cute little girl.

You are the fake one.

Too fake.

It's not over yet.

The story of our four gay men.

even worse.

Because the sky is falling. a queen in the entertainment industry.

to add trouble. into our chaotic life.

Great.

So awesome.

Like a queen.

You are so beautiful.

Perfect.

Mommy.

She is indeed the queen in the real entertainment industry.

It is okay to look outside.

Look at her in the picture at the prettier Cannes Film Festival.

And the mouth now.

Do not underestimate Queen of my Cannes Film Festival.

In my heart, only Cathy is the number one queen.

Are you overdoing it?

I vow to make cattle to have her put my name in the picture

or mention me when participating in the talk show.

OK.

But now,

You don't have to dream anymore and put on makeup for Claudia.

Mummies are real.

The face must be moisturized to the subcutaneous fat layer.

Let me take down. Sorry.

Give me some sunscreen.

This is a primer.

Get the white bottle.

Focus on. Do you want to be paid?

Be gentle. I'm your friend

Can not. Must work professionally.

I hired you to help me today,

Let us look like a professional team.

Hope Cathy will pay attention and hired me to makeup her.

Right?

That's disgusting, Golf.

So dirty.

So professional.

Good food cannot be wasted.

- Hello. - Hello.

My sisters, Star Avenue Where is the makeup?

Almost done.

Look.

See makeup skills like Hollyhua yet.

It sounds more like Holy than nonsense.

It doesn't matter if it's Holy as rubbish.

Make up for your girls Gorgeous is okay.

Star Avenue home calendar of my sister this year

have to completely crush Nadao's calendar.

Just give it to Miss Cathy Pose yoga on schedule.

FIRST PRACTICE OUR QUEEN YOGA!

Her fans will buy it all.

Hey?

- His name is Cathry. - "Cathry?"

Cathry. Read the names correctly.

Cathry.

- Cathry. - "Cathry".

- Cathry. - "Cathry". OK.

"Cathry".

Cathry.

Catriona Kannika Wang.

- Yes. - Cathry, go change your clothes.

She went out to smoke a cigarette.

See you later.

That's good technique.

That's a good technique.

Damned!

Poked me in the eye.

So professional.

She complimented me so nervous.

Sorry. I did not mean to disturb.

No problem. No problem at all.

I'm just an anonymous worker.

I was praised by her.

I did not know that I was lucky.

I appreciate the way people work. That's who I am.

She really is.

On and off the screen she is the queen.

Can I have a hug?

Okay.

Where people are too fragrant.

People are all sweaty.

Because I'm fat but I'm nervous.

I like her in the movie Love tricks

I memorized all of her voice.

"I love you".

Every episode of Flaming Cat I watch it all.

"I will get back what belongs to me".

There is one more sentence.

"If you want to go to Saraburi, turn right then let's just go. "

I really like her in the movie Autumn and Winter Folk Songs.

More then awesome.

Thanks.

I have to get changed.

OK.

Cathy!

Is not!

Damned! Oh my God! Shit! Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh, good God!

Oh my God!

My nose!

Goryah!

Goryah!

As a manager of Cathry,

Catriona Kannika Wang,

I really want to apologize again.

But I still confirmed it again

that the company advertises Should speak with customers

to postpone the recording for two weeks.

Customers won't.

She also rescheduled it once.

They had to pay a huge cancellation fee.

I understand what you are saying.

I just said in case That day she couldn't come to take pictures.

The worst case scenario is that we need to. customers are reported to change models.

Worse is if they sue the advertising agency,

We will sue you and Cathy to claim damages.

Hi.

It's because of you idiots.

Ruining all the lives of you and Cathy.

- As Cathry ... - Dare to say?

Kim.

I'm sorry.

If you can take the place of Cathy ...

I mean Cathry's place,

If so, I will bear it.

She was too kind to me

But this happened.

At the damn sweat!

Do you fat. I understand.

Check for diabetes and fatty liver disease.

But you can, honey Which doctor makes the nose?

What kind of nose hard smash people's neck?

Heard it.

- Dr. Kamala. - Be the surgeon for Cathry.

Does she have a nose?

An operation of calluses under the feet.

It is true that losing interest.

She just lost interest.

Remember your words carefully.

If the advertising company sued her to claim damages,

I will sue you two now

for making Cathry so shallow.

Can you give me an estimated number?

At least 50 million.

Fifty million, damn it!

Fifty million?

How much do I have to do is it enough to pay off that debt?

This is the third time, I have to fix my nose today.

I look like a Terminator.

Kim.

If Kim Kardashian gets through, then you can overcome it.

Going to the new hospital, The surgeon is also new.

Not as messy as before.

I'm afraid to be the same as before.

Please, Mr. Pipat Saekim.

Call you there.

The doctor made an appointment to see him again after eight days.

Yes.

You look familiar.

These are Lyla, Luca, and Louella.

LOUELLA, LUCA, LYLA

- Paula! - Paula!

- The new patient, right? - Yes.

Maybe you don't know the Superstar package here.

SUPER STAR PACKAGE

"Come to the Superstar package to shine like stars ".

Open it.

This pack will make you guys Anything you want is just the same.

And of course I chose to become

Paula, who promotes collagen.

Just like sisters.

Has anyone chosen to become Cathry, Catriona Kannika Wang yet?

Cathy?

- Yes. - She's floating like alcohol now.

We did a shift this morning. Wait for me to check it out.

Kim, do you think like me?

We have completed surgery for three patients.

- Three people? - Three people?

May I have your name?

ENTRY TO THE CHARGING STATION

Please present papers.

Looks exactly like her.

Made it.

As expected of her.

Please present papers.

Miss Aye will make you guys fascinated to forget about convex.

A little bushy, right?

Just like a leech.

Trimming is compact.

I can see this girl.

Believe me.

What number do you want?

I want the number 888.

No. 888, there's a visitor, dear.

So perfect.

HOT ROTATING MEN'S MEN

DELICIOUS NO DELICIOUS

Hope is finally there.

I have a video of Nam's old face.

Cook by hand or by foot?

You guys, you have to know the difference.

taste of food and taste of feet. is different.

Eat it, eat it. If you can't eat, dump it.

Why so long? We want to eat today.

If you order, then you want me to cook quickly?

Why didn't you stop eating yesterday, bastard?

Can I eat it?

Hurry into the trunk? Damn it.

Top notch doctor.

Crime is fixing the face, but the streak is intact.

Girl, for the curry world.

MEN'S HOT MEN'S COFFEE MENU Menu

GIRL GIRL, SPECIAL NO SAY

Downstream do not have tickets to eat.

Hello, handsome.

Come in and have a piece, honey.

Cute people like you

Be a working girl like you It feels so hot.

God.

Where do you go? Come in.

Although the sign says "sell curry"

But if you can warm me up, I will let you eat for free.

As expected of a true prostitute in the street food industry.

Bitch.

- Decide so. - Go.

What the hell?

Please rest in peace.

Cathy, please don't look at me.

Don't look anymore.

Only once that I only took your wages.

Maybe twice.

Year.

It's over. Seven times.

Sister Goryah.

We bring a solution Help me and Cathry here.

What is this?

This is Nam.

A curry fried rice seller.

She has plastic surgery to look like Cathy.

Oh my God.

Cathry has no fangs.

There is a worse one.

Oh my God.

Dumbo elephant.

Hair styling techniques can cover them.

Are you sure?

Want a replacement or want to stand trial?

Think about the time you have to go to court.

- My kids are almost always. - God.

That's why we do it.

Want to exchange something?

Want a sports car?

Or a townhouse in the center?

Want to give birth to twins?

A position in the new parliament?

Baby, say something.

Want the best dream of my life.

I say everyone don't be shocked.

Chef Pom's programming.

- Huh? - Up Chef Pom's show.

- What? - Up Chef Pom's show.

Why ... Is that all?

Like the afternoon.

Look out for the Kitchen of Eden.

every Saturday afternoon on Channel Four.

Warning.

MISS GALAXY 2019

First contestant.

answering the judges' question will be ...

candidate number three, Ms. Gus Teetawit Setthongchai.

Please select an envelope.

This is a question from the examiner Win.

If I could be the new Prime Minister, What will you do for our children?

If we talk about our children,

I think ...

Must eliminate them all.

I will build a prison on the island

and threw all the children there

until the age of 18

Then drop them off.

This is because ...

I hate kids.

I hate kids.

Damn it! Stop! Enough!

Damn chick!

Oh my God.

Gee".

Gee".

Look this. I wrote like this.

- The "G". - The "G".

The "G" stands for "Gus"?

Right? Do you want to try again?

Write it down.

- The "G". - The "G".

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

Keep singing, Jingjai.

You have to sing other songs too.

Do not want.

Jingjai will sing ...

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

The chicken chirps ...

LUCKED

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

Gus. I hope you will be discovered by a doctor.

Healthy fun offline.

Bye, Gus.

Goodbye.

We tried every posture, doc.

But still not pregnant.

Right.

Even the helicopter riding posture It didn't work either.

No problem.

For alternative schools.

- English class. - Tutoring.

- Chinese class. - Rock climbing for hunting.

The cool parents of a multilingual child.

If there's nothing else, do it IVF procedure yet?

Your collar is sticky.

Thanks.

Children are not a joke.

- Yes. - Don't risk it.

Thinking for the future of children.

I'm sorry.

You are a witty actor.

Maybe I always lost the inheritance right.

Why don't you adopt Jingjai?

That's it.

Can not.

My mother wants my child to be born.

So annoying.

Ms. Nopsiri, please come to window number three. for payment.

Two thousand baht.

Yes.

Mr. Sawangreungpaisarn, please come to window nine to take your medicine.

Sawangreungpaisarn ...

- Thanks. - Top!

It's dead

What's the Date Today?

- Do you think he saw me? - Not seen yet.

I see.

Hi, Top. Are you sick?

- He took his wife for prenatal care. - Huh?

Just kidding.

Every month I come here to get medicine.

He has insomnia.

Because of his mother.

Is your mother okay?

His mother is gone.

- What? - Damned.

Hello?

I've found a piece of beachfront land in Surat Thani.

Beautiful.

Oh, I already own it?

Forgot.

Oh my God. He is really delicious.

Both rich and handsome. It looks much more mature again.

Besides, his mother doesn't like you it will be gone.

Everything is in there already.

It is destiny.

Fate, the pants.

I'm getting used to Win.

My destiny.

I will ask him sperm to give birth.

The brain is short.

Do you think he will?

Oh my God.

Thai education is not good It's because you guys pulled me down.

Go.

Why are you cursing so badly?

Cursing for you to know

OK. Before starting to practice,

to improve the classroom

Please perform acting

into my body.

Hi everybody.

- I... - Stop it, Big Elephant.

Are you an acting coach?

You look like an armchair.

OK.

Miss Cathry can come out to start practicing?

Good morning.

Hello.

Hi everybody.

I am Cathy in the flesh.

Oh my God. Excellent role playing yet.

Even when the audience is miles away they also know you're a fake.

You liar.

Retry.

Good morning. Hello.

Hello.

Hi everybody.

Are you tired of working?

Cathy buys junk food for everyone.

Two kilos of water here.

It is true that the countryside too.

Must pay attention to the bag.

Do it again.

What happened?

I'm Nam from Khlong Lod.

I'm tired. I am discouraged. And I'm hungry too.

Take a rest, little girls.

Expensive goods.

Goryah lent it to us.

Do not let her open her mouth to speak. When needed let her speak.

Agree.

Looking at her, I don't see the temperament of the superstar.

Totally agree.

She is a swan duck.

What now? Should give up?

Are you crazy?

What about suing 50 million?

I'm not afraid to sue.

I take care of his fan conscience.

If I leave Cathry here,

It will haunt me forever.

I know how to watch her movie when the heart is full of sin?

Now I cannot give up.

There is much work to be done.

Today I will turn Nam into a Cathry.

Dressing, makeup, Fix her streak.

This is my true self.

Lesson number one, laughing like Cathy.

Nam, start going.

Why is her smile so sad?

I told her to smile like Cathy,

Not laughing like Chucky.

Laugh like a lady.

- Hey! - Bastard.

We want to see a superstar, Not a street vendor.

Hide the fangs.

People know you are a fake now.

Give me a smile can make men have to leave any wife.

Sorry. Botox injection too much?

I feel so cute.

Let me pass.

This Natty, no way.

Whatever you think, ignore it.

You teach yoga to her.

This is the most important lesson.

Acting lesson.

This is a movie sweeps Cathry's screen.

It's a movie, The Slave of Love.

Let me go.

What?

Are you behaving properly now, Araya?

Let go of me, Visarut.

No. Come here.

Come here.

I give you one last chance.

Sorry.

Good, Kim. Very good.

God. So manly.

I'm not sorry

I did nothing wrong.

Whatever you think, say it.

Can you help me?

Why don't you let me die?

Male.

- Are you rocking? - Harder than Kim's nose.

- I told you already, didn't I? - For me

death is too easy.

People like you

must live with me and suffer torment forever after.

Nam, fight back. Come on, fight back.

Phan won.

Express your feelings to leave.

Feeling from within.

To act!

Incorrect.

I helped you because I was scared

see you die.

You are a pawn.

I just talk, but I have never have you hurt me yet?

Okay.

It's my request, Araya.

Stop it, monster.

I requested it.

I will make you mine.

Is not.

No, barbarians. Release.

The legend of one eye is one eye.

Great.

Cut!

I'm acting so amazing.

You are so immersive.

I'll take off the bra later.

Me too.

What is it, Natty?

Try the skirt is the easiest job in the world.

Just be quiet.

No matter what you say, don't say it.

Do not make a noise. Okay?

Sit upright.

Sit up straight.

That's it.

Hello honey.

- Hello? - Hello.

Do not touch her hair.

Goryah says you have a sore throat.

Is it too bad?

This is bad.

Poor baby.

Take medicine and get plenty of rest.

Try out the skirt model that customers choose.

Sa, baby.

Let's try a skirt.

There is no need to follow her.

Cathy wears these dresses all the time. She can dress herself.

Your new assistant, Goryah?

Yes, I've been busy these days.

Doing indefinitely.

Have them worry details will not miss anything.

Understood.

Do not worried.

Open-back skirt easy to wear.

- Yes - She is very confident

when wearing this dress.

Just wait and see.

Oh my god!

CONDITIONS FOR NATIONAL SECURITY

You have to choose.

Backless skirt is to show off.

You have to cover your chest. The chest is not for showing off.

You must love to joke.

Squeeze the skirt a little.

Oh my God!

Sorry. How clumsy.

Poor baby.

Also did not even shout an hour.

You are the queen of entertainment.

Done.

Can you raise your armpits, please?

Oh!

So dense.

Hey!

Perfect.

Only the filming and lighting team.

It is good to be in front of our customers.

- We can sneak in first. - It's correct.

I want to eat something sour

or I'll throw up.

- Are you worried? - Right?

One piece only,

But the main reason is

due to her damn cleavage.

Come on.

This is the design of Pok Love Me London.

She is a famous makeup artist.

Hello, I'm Golf,

Love Me Of Wat Arun Temple.

- Kim. - What?

How's the masculine voice?

Do not worried. I asked Gus to take care of this last night.

I'm trying to crawl over there.

I prepared the ball last night.

Time to wake up, little girl Jingjai tie the ball back to its sofa.

When I took it back, it screamed.

Just a little bit more.

OK.

Perfect.

Kim, I have to go now. I have an idea.

Oh my God!

What is this?

Sao's hairstyle Not as beautiful as him?

Yelling what?

Calm down, calm down.

Let me handle that.

Oh my God.

Why is this happening?

Damned!

Damn acne.

Jingjai, this little devil.

What on my face?

DRESSING ROOM

In half an hour, we'll start recording.

The studio is ready.

Check to see if Cathy is ready

Oh my God!

Is Gus on time?

Oh my God!!

I was even more nervous than when I was lying inside Facial surgery room. Damned!

Can I have a glass of wine, please?

Cigarette is okay.

I'm losing my temper. I am so stressed out!

Male, no!

Today, she is Cathry.

She is Cathry, Catriona Kannika Wang.

Remember.

Take a deep breath.

- We have to get through today. - Right.

We are Thai gay people.

Nothing can stop us.

- What? - My phone.

Golf, I can't do it. Something's wrong.

Goryah.

Untie me right away. I have to go to the studio.

How can you do that to me?

This is my career.

I really have to do this.

Cathy woke up this morning and went crazy.

You have to stay with her.

Everyone take care of the studio.

What is that? I'm going to hang up.

Sister, stop struggling.

Cathy, stop!

Goryah, let me go.

You must not cheat on them.

Do we take care of ourselves?

What if we get caught?

Kim, what to do?

Must have faith on the power of homosexuality.

What power now.

I will buy a bus ticket go see my darling

- in Surat Thani. - OK.

I have to run away.

I have to run, or I'm caught.

The police will come arrest me.

- Clothes. - I'll run away.

- Trapping. - Through Cambodia.

- Food. Mango. - Cambodia.

I will be arrested.

- Stop it! - Confined in prison number eight.

Make up

Stop it!

You two stop.

Golf. Because Cathy you can keep calm?

Do it now!

OK. I'm fine now.

We were excited.

Should have to relax a bit.

Come on.

Come here.

Shake your hips and shake.

Let all stress dissipate.

Shake the hip.

Kim, come on. We have to relieve stress.

Three and four.

Bring us coffee?

Put coffee on that table.

Wait.

- It's Ice Paris. - It's Ice Paris.

I just wanted to greet Miss Cathy.

So I brought in coffee.

- Thanks. - So ...

What's going on in here?

Then we...

Something is wrong.

It's not what you think.

- I can explain. - You are fake.

If Miss Cathy is a fan of Real Pon Chantaphon

Then she has to dance like this.

Dance is not difficult. Fighting.

Dance right.

I have to go make up.

See you on set, Cathy.

Beautiful hips.

Must be a member of the Nine By Nine group really?

Sorry, the dressing room please Where is Miss Cathy's?

I am Goryah's assistant.

I understand some superstars.

She will worry if in the room There are no balloons.

- Go in that door. - Thanks.

Why is he here?

Hi Top.

Hello.

It was great having him oversee the process.

Namsawang.

Oh my God.

There was something I was not sure about so I want to check.

Yes.

OK.

Decide so.

Hello.

Is prostate problem?

Pee a little long.

Top, what a coincidence.

Go to the toilet with balloons It looks fashionable.

Do you want to create a new trend?

Not fun.

So ...

Why did you come filming for your company?

Wait.

You say it first.

Oh my God.

Now you look like a director.

Well ...

He had to take over his mother's position.

This is an important project so he supervised himself.

I am very sorry about your mother.

Excuse me, may I ask?

Why did she die?

He put poison into his mother's porridge.

Died.

I want to go back to you.

Damned.

Cheated already.

Top, stop joking.

Say.

She died of cancer.

She also went to treatment,

but not over.

Anyway...

I've met you by chance three times.

Crazy, right?

I miss you.

I really miss you.

- Cathy is ready. - Cathy is ready.

I am Chewbacca.

- I'm Kimmy. - We are

- Goryah's sister's team. - Goryah's sister's team.

So what now?

Kim, where's the ball?

Win and I are very happy together.

It's nice to meet you too. I go to work here.

Gus refused to answer the phone.

Oh my God! Kim, it's me.

Nam, take a deep breath.

Keep breathing.

What are they doing?

- What are they doing? - I do not know.

Keep breathing in.

Take a deep breath.

So beautiful.

Bastard. So professional.

- Call me queen. - Queen.

Very good. Take your steps.

My queen, you are so beautiful.

Go on.

They are from an advertising agency.

Laugh just like when you walk away.

Hello, Miss Cathy.

- Hello. - Hello.

Man, see if she's cute.

Keep going.

The director is the person in front of the screen.

Hello. This is director Tong.

Hello.

- Hello. - Hello Tong.

Hello. I am Tong.

I am the director.

Nice to work with you,

Miss Crathry.

I am also very happy, Mr. Tong.

Cathry is not feeling well today.

Did she lose her voice?

Right.

Cathry brought the disease that caused the voice deformed like a squirrel voice.

called Chip and Dale syndrome.

The doctor said it was a rare disease.

No problem. In the adjustment process Can record voice.

No problem.

Thanks.

Mr. Tong.

Can you adjust the voice on the computer?

Crazy?

Listen to her voice.

The voice is like a squirrel.

It will not work.

Understand?

Do not worried.

That was easy.

Are these bastards finished?

I want to wait and want to hurt two balls.

Prepare to spin.

All done.

If ready already then go on set.

Today turned to ruin alone.

Ashes?

Come on, Cathry.

Golf.

Oh my God!

What a beautiful yoga posture.

She was meditating before filming.

This is Cathry, Catriona Kannika Wang is real.

Male, stand up.

Yoga is a good way To show off Cathry's skills,

but the right time.

She is ready.

Gus corrected Cathy's hair. Looking a little messy.

This one!

Is he just here to say that?

As expected of a lady killer.

- Mr. Top is a customer. I understand. - Let's see.

But I see eyes He looks at you.

It was as if he was missing you.

His eyes there is desire. It was like ...

I want to get you back.

His eyes say it.

Come on, bastard. I'm confused too.

My eyes are twitching.

- Jerking? - Stop it.

Please keep silent.

Let the cast incarnation into the character.

Ready?

Start recording.

Natty, why did you send me a clip?

To act.

Goodbye.

Oh my God.

What is that lecherous sound?

Who?

Turn off.

Kim, turn it off.

Mute it.

- What's wrong with Natty? - How do I know?

Probably send it to you guys.

Bastard.

Naturally inspired to do?

WHAT DID YOU SEND? FORGET IT.

Kim, I can't stop it.

I have no choice.

Sorry.

I'm not with you today it's okay to go home

See you after nine months.

Ready?

To act.

See the eyes of Nam?

Why do I have a bad feeling?

Is he groaning?

Cut, please. Cut.

You go handle this case. Hurry up.

Did you just say "Cut"?

Then cut it.

Cathry!

Very sorry about this.

Let me see.

Her character is dignified and decent.

One more mistake ...

I swear you'll never see it even if it's only the tips of Chef Pom's silver hair.

Understand?

Good.

Please continue filming!

Ready?

- Camera. - Speed.

To act.

Namsawang.

Bring light to every home.

- Damned. - Damned.

Cut. Good.

Great work, Cathy.

Is he serious?

If Mr. Ice would coordinate better it would be perfect.

Yes.

Goose bumps.

She is true is the queen of entertainment.

She can cry when needed and maybe even call the wind and rain.

- Wind. - What?

I want to film one more time.

After they said the slogan,

Point the fan at her face.

Blow hair flying out of ear.

Ear?

Bring in a big fan.

Fan here.

Died. What to do?

Big Elephant, this initiative is that you suggested him.

This time around Two people can act after the signal.

Show off the product and read the slogan.

What now?

I do not know.

To act.

Namsawang.

Bring light to every home.

Wind up.

I'm going to turn off the fan.

Can not!

Golf!

Kim.

He tripped.

He tripped on the string.

Cathy.

Cathy.

Please forgive us.

Goodbye.

Poor.

He tripped on the rope and fell. Oh my God.

Poor.

That's all.

Close the machine, go on.

I'm so tired.

Bastard, narrowly escaped death.

- Has anyone seen her ears? - Who cares?

Discuss the plan later.

Gus, take Kim to see the doctor.

No, my car is covered in blood. Win does not like it. I ordered a taxi.

Selfish bastard.

Nam, what are you still standing there for?

- Wipe off the blood and change. - Heartless.

Right. Hurry up.

Star your driver Didn't answer the phone again?

Nam, finished changing Come out and meet me.

OK.

Call the hospital.

Do not pretend to be interested.

Before losing too much blood, go.

What is it, Top?

I just want to ask ...

I have something to confess to you about Cathy?

Is not.

Nothing.

I know...

Why are you here?

What do you mean?

I do not understand.

If you don't want to sprinkle already, get in the car.

Hey Pao.

Is it done?

It will be later. Program of Chef Pom turned meticulously.

I have to go buy more Thai lemons.

Spinning is gone, lemons are gone should have to stop.

Chef Pom

Three, two, one.

I warned you.

Without removing the lemon zest shredded into a sauce,

when you marinated pork tenderloin with the sauce, Your luxurious food

will turn into inferior side dishes.

FOOD FOOD GRADE

Chef Pong, Please read the last line again.

Your luxurious food will turn into inferior side dishes.

More fire.

Your luxurious food will turn into inferior side dishes.

We will think about 30 minutes for the pork to soak.

Chef Pom!

Is Cathy?

It's so fun to meet you in real life.

I like your movies very much.

My most recent movie is like a movie.

Your acting is a masterpiece.

Multi-dimensional acting.

Can only say is great.

Cathy is also very happy Because I met you in real life.

I like your show very much.

Are you sick?

This voice does not sound like you.

The best dream of my life. Join the program of Chef Pom.

Tell the truth,

The reason I'm not like Cathy

Not because I'm sick.

Really,

I...

Not Cathy.

My name is Nam.

Nam, a curry seller in Khlong Lod.

MALE

Look at this.

Ms. Cathy.

There she is.

I look for her everywhere.

Hello, Chef Pom.

Sorry to bother you.

Cathy is under pressure when she has to played twin roles in the new movie.

She likes to check his acting skills.

Poor.

I'm Nam from Khlong Lod.

What a great actor.

THIS IS MY REAL MAN

I want to report to the police.

He was deceived by a fake artist.

Top, let's talk about this.

Do not drag the police into this case.

God.

What?

You are the one who surrendered yourself.

At first he was not sure.

But now he knew

Something's going on.

This one.

Are you playing me?

If you don't do that,

Do we come out together?

Come on. Come here.

We haven't been here in a long time.

It was as if nothing had changed.

For a long time. Everything has changed.

But with him,

when I accidentally met you at the airport,

He felt like nothing had changed.

Coincidence.

Do not think much.

The meeting at the airport was by chance.

But the next meeting

are calculated.

SIGNED THAT YET THANG NAM COMES ON GO TO TRIKASEM HOSPITAL

LUCKED

TO SUNSKY STUDIO

EFFECTIVE TOO. WISH YOU LUCK.

What is it, Natty?

I just came in.

I'm not going out.

I'll go to the sauna and go to sleep.

I am tired.

Goodbye.

SUWIMOL NOPSIRI IS IN MONGKOK, HONG KONG

TRAVELING TO HONG KONG WITH GIRLS

That's bullshit!

Success or defeat is decided today.

- Release. - Is not

- Let me go, Golf. - Can't let Chef Pom hear the truth.

Why not?

She promised me to join her show. Lie?

I look like a liar but not.

If she shows up and tell her she's like Cathy,

Customers will suspect.

People will doubt it. If I didn't join the program,

I will tell the customer now.

She waited until the ad aired Where will you die?

What do you and that show have?

Like you're crazy about Cathy.

Release me.

Golf, drop off now.

No, I did not drop.

Last time he had no chance fight for you.

But this time,

I will do it all

to win you over.

It has been a long time.

I forgot it all.

If you really forgot me,

Why are you still using our briefcase?

The light is so beautiful.

It has been five years since that day.

I want the last photo in memory of this camera ...

is you.

Hi Kim.

There you are. Are you climbing a tree?

When we need it, you leave us.

I am worried about you.

How are you doing?

Mission failed?

Almost exposed. May that escape.

Also added this cut as a souvenir.

Oh my God! Natty.

What's wrong with you?

It is you.

You lost blood and now go to the sauna.

Drink some water so you don't get dehydrated.

Really?

Thanks. Why don't I know about this?

What's happening?

Died!

Need my help?

Is not!

What is that?

Natty, did you see ...

That drug is strong.

It works right away.

Is it any better if I wear it?

Do you like this?

Natty.

It will help you get inspired rather than the clip I send you

Natty, what are you doing?

That cat has gone beyond the limit.

Today is the last day I ovulate.

I have to eat you,

to have a baby.

Natty, what do you want from me?

I'm gay

Release me, Golf.

Is not.

This one.

What is Cathy doing in the middle of the road?

Cathy?

Look the same.

Dead! Male!

Come back here!

Stop!

Gus.

Can we go back?

Natty.

Stop. Forgive me.

Can not!

Natty.

Don't follow me anymore.

Male!

Forgive me, Natty.

Natty.

Do you like it, Kim?

No way!

I'm so hot!

Stop running!

Stay away.

Look.

Died.

Baby, sorry baby.

She did not mean to.

Male!

Kim.

Do you like it?

No way.

I can't breathe.

Go back.

W

Jingjai wrote?

Yes

She tried to spell my name.

So cute.

Are you tired?

Have.

What a busy day.

It was good that Jingjai was staying at his parents' house.

It's been a long time since we were private.

Yes

Oh my God!

G

How could it do that?

Calm down, Gus. Nothing.

Is there nothing? Not out.

Jingjai, this little devil.

Gus.

Calm. Just a bag.

Just a bag?

Lots of money you know? Lack of space to doodle.

Why is that my bag?

Raising a child in the house I have to accept it.

Look at you.

Nothing bothered that.

I have children sometimes I should die of anger.

Who said you want to have children?

What about the time?

I said I like kids

and Jingjai?

I pretended.

So all this time,

- Are you misunderstanding? - About what?

I think you like kids.

I think one day we will have children.

Kim, are you okay?

I'm okay

Kim, don't tell my mother.

- Where are you, little devil? - Mom!

How did you make such a shame? What's wrong with you?

Do you want to play too, my friend?

It's my fault

Mom said she wants to have children.

Do you want to be inherited that much?

I act like I'm not a mother. I love Richy more than you.

You can do as much as you want, But can this be stupid?

RELATIONSHIPS: GIRLS

BENEFICIARY: FAHLADA NOPSIRI

Also because of love, the mother said so. I want you to have children,

so that when you grow old, someone will take care of you,

Don't be like mom.

Mother alone.

I only have a cat.

- Do you think so? - Who loves cats more than their children?

Mommy.

Dear teacher.

Don't be mad at Natty.

I watched the show Dr.Phil about behavior.

According to psychology,

Natty did it because he was afraid she didn't love it.

Unfortunately its brain is short.

So everything just out of control.

Mom, I'm scared.

Fake baby.

Go away.

- Want your mom to love? - I want money.

Loving mother or loving money?

I love mothers who have money.

And I love the girl know how to give birth to grandchildren.

Give up. It is hopeless.

You just be yourself.

If you are happy,

then mom is happy.

Understand?

And Kim,

Stop pointing that at you.

Huh?

What did you drink?

Not that I want to be unintentional.

Kim!

I am in Namsawang's office.

Please ask later, Goryah.

Come here quickly.

Today everything has to end.

From the money.

Buy a wet tissue.

Do you have an appointment?

I went to see Mr. Top.

Wait for her forever.

She dressed and talked Like her, you snake.

I won't let you meet Top.

Help me!

- Miss... - Assist!

...think...

Assist!

...I can...

run away from me?

I won't let her say it secret of the whole gang

and overshadowed the name of Queen Cathy.

Want to hit me?

Come here.

Are you Nam?

I am Taylor Swift.

Died! Is she dead?

I did not mean to.

Never thought of ...

My hunch is right.

Top, I'm sorry.

I am not much affected.

But Miss Cathy ...

bear more.

Stupid bastard. Nature chose to forget today sunglasses.

After decades of entertainment,

I always live on the principle that,

"Never deceive the fans."

I consider myself a lucky actor.

I cannot let this deception continue.

Becoming Catriona Kannika Wang ...

not just instant luck,

I have devoted my soul ...

and all my life ...

to reach this point.

Damned

It is legendary teardrop one eye.

I was lucky to see it.

A moment worth cherishing.

Honestly, Cathy,

I had surgery just like her for a reason.

My ex boyfriend likes her.

I have never seen her movie.

But from what I just saw,

I know you're not only Have a beautiful face

She also has a beautiful heart.

What an angel.

Well ...

Are you complimenting?

The words you said are good, right?

Of course.

She was too kind, making me ashamed

when using her body and face

ruining her reputation.

Thanks, Nam.

Try starting by not swearing.

Damn it, okay.

Of course.

The Olsen twins.

Mary-Kate and Ashley in the flesh.

I talked to Goryah.

Cathy will make room in the schedule to return to the ad.

She will attend the premiere

and promote my products on every platform.

Very pleased.

Thanks.

And Golf,

I will not accuse If Golf and Nam help me

by doing what you are good at.

What else do you want from me?

MEET ME AT THE MAI OPENING DAY

YOU STILL WAIT FOR MY ANSWER FOR TWO STORIES

I will go to Jingjai's show at school.

Then he will go to eat with his parents.

I'll be home late.

Roast pork in the microwave.

Gus.

Can we go back?

I want to thank everyone,

especially Namsawang customers,

The guests always support us.

New Year,

We have a gift want to send to everyone.

That is our new product, Dual Moods light bulb.

Let's see it together This light has something special.

So beautiful.

The whole country is deceived.

The executive board turned fake.

Awesome peak.

Dual Moods. Bright twice.

Dual Moods.

Bright twice.

In this world she is unique.

She was like David Copperfield.

Is that Male or Cathy?

Namsawang proudly presents The face represents the brand.

Ms. Cathy, Catriona Kannika Wang.

Thanks.

Please applaud for me Mungkorn.

Next is the performance by Jingjai in the vocal class.

I'm going to act Chick Chick. Give her a round of applause.

Go play nephew.

The chicken ...

The chicken chirps

Chip chip ...

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

The chicken chirps Chip chips, chip chips.

Everyone dances just like in the music video.

"G" is for "Chicken", "C" is for "chip"

The story of Jingjai,

Sorry.

Forget.

I was wrong,

Is not.

It's my fault.

I suppose you want to have children,

without asking whether you want it or not.

Now I know you don't like it.

No child is okay.

I want you more.

I never thought

You are for Jingjai Farewell gift so cute.

Who said it was a parting gift?

It is a gift to celebrate the family have a new member.

Wait.

If only you and me in the house without children

I'm not happy either.

So how can you be happy?

- You let me adopt Jingjai? - God.

I tried to speak coolly like in the movies.

Are you telling the truth this time?

Really.

I thought I didn't come.

I have resolved everything.

That night was wonderful, Top.

I can imagine the scene

We come back together

then my life How will it be luxurious?

But?

But that life

It is no longer practical for you.

If this is five years ago

and you are here with me,

nothing better than that.

I will be the happiest gay guy.

But now,

I don't want that anymore.

I understand now ...

What do you want in your life?

Why do you think

I can't give you anything which Win can give me?

Roast pork in the microwave.

It was like when I was at a hotel.

No matter how comfortable,

could not bring it Feeling at home.

But if I'm bored at home, I can go to the hotel to stay.

Well then ...

At least this hotel

also tried his best to promote.

There are no regrets.

Live your life.

Enough.

Stop it.

Goodbye here.

I'm scared of the sight of Win being caught.

So ...

Did you solve it?

Yes

It's done

Very good.

Jingjai.

Embrace parents and children.

Aren't you hugging fathers?

She's in a mess now.

But I can call you Aunt Golf.

- Come on. - Parents.

Call her Aunt Big Elephant.

- Fat Elephant Aunt. - Oh my God.

- Don't teach him that. - Right.

This is today's lesson.

Something to avoid in life. that's a lie.

But the terminology of gay people.

also called fake.

Sincere will make a peaceful society

and also bring good things. for honest people.

Natty no longer had to live artificially. "

and repressing its gay nature.

just to give his mother a grandchild.

Now it has rebalanced life,

but only partially.

Aom, what do you want to eat?

I bought it for.

What about holy stones? The abbot is waiting for you.

Mom!

Why do you two talk so much? Speaking all night is not enough

So you still talk?

You are Golf, you are Creepy.

The huge love of Golf fans. for Cathy.

helped him make his dream come true. come true

after Cathy mentioned his name. on a show.

Yes.

That man was a makeup artist.

and also a fan.

It's a fan, everyone.

So you must be very sad.

Can Cathy name that person here?

Golf.

If I'm watching then ...

She is crazy cow.

I hope we will never see each other again.

Now you can relax into the golden stream.

Kim, even though his nose looks so fake,

but one thing can't be fake

that's what it is. the flight attendant's instincts.

Even though the work has brought it back. quite a bit of injury

But in the end,

it also paid off in its work. ten times more.

Natty!

It is still blessed by the god of luck.

because no one knows online.

about the accident of Natty and Kim. in the sauna

- Heroic action of Kim ... - Wake up.

... caught the eye of a CEO. of the well-known airline

and was invited back. as a flight attendant again.

As for me, I no longer pretend like kids too.

I live true to my heart.

If you can bear it,

Can't stand it, say it.

Who knows

Can I like this again?

Did you throw them away? Hold them for a long time.

- There's one more thing that I need to say ... - Yes.

... that's just one person in love.

Like the Chanel bag. written with a "G"

Gee"

- is gay. - Jingjai.

Don't use that word.

- Is it okay? - Yes.

Who just broke up?

- Are you new to nothing? - I have not.

As for the South or the fake Cathy,

people are probably wondering. I don't know how she lives.

Nobody knew that.

when both Cathy. coming in behind the light bulb meeting,

a tragic accident happened to Nam.

However, thanks to the Superstar package.

Goryah, Cathy,

Nam began a new life. with a new face.

and become a cook. at Cathy's studio.

- I'm hungry. - Wait a moment.

- Where is mine? - Wait a moment!

- Me too! - Wait a moment!

For a fried basil rice with cowpea beans.

Cowpea?

- Headpea ... - Male!

Did your mother cook that?

OK. Right here.

I'm sorry.

I am a decent person, decent and polite.

She is Aff Taksaorn.

I'm just an empty head.

Curry here!

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