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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,710 [GRAVELLY VOICE] Pretzel Fang. 2 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:55,654 [♪ TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,140 [WOMAN] 'Los Angeles. 4 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,945 'I call it the City of Bullshitters. 5 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,556 'Who am I to judge? 6 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:37,129 'I live here, too. 7 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:44,837 'This place will suck the life right out of you. 8 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:47,873 'Some people pick themselves up 9 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:51,477 'after getting the shit knocked out of them. 10 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:56,782 'Others break down like an old station wagon. 11 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:04,556 'We can try to put off the inevitable... 12 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:11,463 'but everything breaks down eventually. 13 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,143 'Even a person's spirit. 14 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:29,214 'But Moose... 15 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,620 'he's unbreakable.' 16 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:38,657 [♪ MUSIC PLAYING WITH INCREASING INTENSITY] 17 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,545 [DOORBELL JINGLES] 18 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,951 - Hey, Aaron. - Chocolate Moose. 19 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:09,388 [SIGHS] I can't talk too long. I got to poo. 20 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,923 Oh. 21 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,792 [SIGHS] So... 22 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,094 - what's new with you? - Nothing, just these thieves 23 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,963 trying to take pictures of my stuff. 24 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,666 See if they can get it cheaper on eBay. It's brutal. 25 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,234 You wanna know what's new with me? 26 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:24,870 You got Martin Sheen's autograph on my "Badlands" poster? 27 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,440 Nope. I'm going to a party tonight with Hunter Dunbar. 28 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,541 - Really? - Yep. 29 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,076 - Hunter Dunbar? - Yep. 30 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,044 How'd that happen? 31 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:34,046 I got invited to the cast and crew party 32 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:36,648 - of "The Friday Night Killer". - Huh! 33 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:40,118 Well, somebody's moving up in the world. 34 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,587 Well, that's cool, but... 35 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,288 I'm gonna have a lot of Dunbar autographs myself 36 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,391 - after this weekend. - Oh, yeah? Why's that? 37 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,293 He's coming into the store. 38 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,530 You're the Moose. You don't know this? 39 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:52,931 What? 40 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:56,034 He's signing copies of his new book tomorrow night. 41 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,836 - What? - Here. 42 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,908 [BREATHING NERVOUSLY] 43 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,076 Ah. 44 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,545 Why didn't you tell me this was actually happening? 45 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,647 It just came together. What am I supposed to do? 46 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,148 Call you on your moped? 47 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,517 Is he signing collectibles or just the book? 48 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:15,020 No, just the book. And you got to buy it here, 49 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,888 and you got to have a receipt. I'm checking. 50 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,624 I got some special things at home, 51 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,792 but I need something super special. 52 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,395 Well, you've had your mitts on just about everything we got. 53 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:26,431 We got those lobby cars, and the Carver one, two, and four. 54 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,033 Somebody fucking stole three. 55 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,736 The British Quad for "Ghost Train". 56 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:36,041 You are such an idiot. "Ghost Train" is so typical. 57 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:39,678 I need something... I need... I need something rememberable. 58 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,713 Is that a word, Moose? 59 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:50,856 Well, this idiot still has... this vest. 61 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,861 - [CHUCKLES] - That's "Space Vampires". 62 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,797 - Is it still $800? - Listen, 63 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:02,234 it's never really been an item in the Moose range. 64 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:04,236 Yeah, but make it cheaper. Look, you... 65 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:06,305 How many times do I come in here to this store? 66 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:09,141 How many times do I spend my hard-earned money 67 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,342 in that cash register? 68 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:13,345 And how many times have we had this exact discussion? 69 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:16,281 I got $300, that's all I have. 70 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,319 Please let me have the vest. Please? 71 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:22,654 Please? 72 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,292 I don't know why it is so hard for me 73 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,960 to say no to you, Moose. 74 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,297 I want your $300, 75 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:34,966 and I want you to pay it by the end of this year. 76 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,035 Yes, sir! 77 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,772 I want you to have it. 78 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:44,543 And don't forget it tomorrow either. 79 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,112 - [CHUCKLES] - Oh, my God. 80 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,682 Moose, that's stupid putting it on backwards. 81 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,151 [FIRMLY] I know. 82 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,453 [LAUGHING] 83 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,742 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 84 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,019 [MOPED ROARING] 85 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:31,977 [♪ SURRENDERDOROTHY: "THEBESTVERSIONOFMYSELF"] 86 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:42,921 ♪ When the sun leaks through the shades ♪ 87 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:47,526 ♪ I see your point of view ♪ 88 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:54,032 ♪ I could say everything's OK... ♪ 89 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,870 [MUMBLING] 90 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,409 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dunbar. 91 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,311 Come on, come on. 92 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,213 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dunbar. 93 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,149 I have every one of your VHS's and DVD's. 94 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:14,119 It's, like, everybody says that. Say something sm... 95 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,088 I don't... I'm... [GROANS] 96 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,157 [SOFTLY] Say something different. 97 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,192 Say something... No, I should tell him... 98 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,461 Oh, oh, my God, he'll love this. 99 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,264 You were really rad in "Vampire Killers". 100 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,432 Oh? 101 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:31,036 You want me to call you by your first name? 102 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:34,272 Hi, Hunter. This is a one and only shirt, 103 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,675 but I could tell you where to... get it, 104 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,611 but there won't be any there. 105 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:45,283 He's gonna love me. He's gonna love me! 106 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:51,122 [WOMAN] 'I put some of the blame on myself. 107 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,426 'I just wanted to be a good friend.' 108 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,770 Hey, Moose. Sorry I'm late. 109 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,405 What took you so long, Leah? 110 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,874 I've been waiting here, like, 200 hours. 111 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,077 - I know. - Seriously, I was gonna leave. 112 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,412 Sorry. I'm sorry. OK? 113 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:17,148 The party's just starting to ramp up anyway. 114 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,284 Did you bring the cutters? 115 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,960 Scissors, dude? 116 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,730 I said bolt cutters. 117 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:32,998 I don't know what they are. 118 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,333 Couldn't you just go to a hardware store? 119 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,169 I mean, Dunbar has to be worth a trip to little Home Depot. 120 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,039 He sure is. You think he'll like my shirt? 121 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,607 This is, like, my best horror shirt. 122 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:47,579 - Do you think he'll like it? - Yeah, he'll... he'll like it. 123 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:51,182 You know what? We're gonna do this the old fashioned way. 124 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,052 OK, you're gonna get up here. 125 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,858 You're gonna put your foot into my hand. 126 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,927 You're gonna reach high, and then... 127 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,764 you'll pull yourself over, OK? 128 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,732 Alright. 129 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,534 Up. 130 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,469 One. Two. Three. 131 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,438 [MOOSE GROANS] 132 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,474 Whoa, Nelly. 133 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,346 It's ju... [GROANS] 135 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,449 Oh, my God. Moose, are you OK? 136 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,052 Am I alright? 137 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,121 I mean, you sound alright. 138 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,023 Is my shirt alright? 139 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,925 [LEAH] I'm sure your shirt is fine. 140 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,094 This is not a good idea! 141 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,497 Just get Hunter Dunbar's autograph and split, OK? 142 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,067 [PANTING] 143 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,845 Hey there. Can I get you a drink, sir? 144 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,448 - Hmm? - Can I get you a drink? 145 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,385 I'll just have a strawberry milkshake 146 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,986 with real ice cream, please. 147 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,089 Yeah, we don't... we don't have milkshakes, 148 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,458 but I can make you a cocktail or pour you a soda? 149 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,728 [SIGHS] No, thanks. I just want a shake. 150 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,164 - May I ask you a question? - Sure. 151 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,734 - Is Hunter Dunbar here tonight? - Who? 152 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,403 Hunter Dun... 153 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,708 [GRUMBLES] 154 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,551 [GAGS] 155 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,654 [COUGHS] 156 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,736 Excuse me, Amanda? Excuse me, Amanda? 157 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,672 Hi. 158 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,141 How are you this evening? 159 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,310 Um, I'm wonderful, thank you. And you? 160 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,646 I'm just fine. Thank you for asking. 161 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:05,150 - Mm-hmm. - Your... Your movie is amazing, 162 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,652 and you're going to be amazing in it. 163 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:11,189 - Thank you. That's so sweet. - I love your shirt. 164 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,259 It's the only one in the world. 165 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,327 [AMANDA CHUCKLES] 166 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,398 Hmm. 167 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,966 I'm a really big fan of yours, Amanda. 168 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,603 I really think your work is solid and minutes into days, 169 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,106 and I think you're really good in "Kill or Be Killed". 170 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,575 You should do more horror pictures, Amanda. 171 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,443 [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 172 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,279 You're a great Final Girl. 173 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,581 You certainly know my work. [CHUCKLES] 174 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,216 Yeah. 175 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,085 Do you know where Hunter Dunbar is tonight? 176 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,521 Uh... Hunter? Well, you know, 177 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:48,059 I believe Hunter is at his son's elementary school play. 178 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,961 You know, all those kids must think 179 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,231 that Hunter is some, sorta like, real-life action hero. 180 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,834 - Great! - Oh! 181 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,302 No outside bags allowed. 182 00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,071 I need... I need to get an autograph from Amanda. 183 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,340 Just let me have one autograph, Amanda. 184 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,775 That's enough, let's go. Come on. 185 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:06,311 No, don't... You... Don't let him do this to me, Amanda. 186 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,847 I'm a fan. I'm her number one fan. 187 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,415 Stop it! Stop it! 188 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,984 Stop it! I came here to see Hunter Dunbar. 189 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:16,788 Leah! Leah! Leah! 190 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,657 [CLEARS THROAT] 191 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:24,529 [BANGING ON DOOR] 192 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,564 [♪ LEBANON HANOVER: "GALLOWDANCE"] 193 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,434 - [BANGING CONTINUES] - Who is it? 194 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,836 [LEAH] Open the door! 195 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,440 I just wanted an autograph! 196 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,476 - Open the door, Moose! - [BANGING ON DOOR] 197 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,752 I put my neck on the line for you, 198 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,688 so that you could continue with your freaky little hobby 199 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,757 collecting autographs like a child, 200 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,426 and this is how you repay me? By acting like a maniac? 201 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,496 "Maniac", that's a great movie. Not the crappy remake. 202 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,765 That was overrated. It's the new one I like. 203 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,700 - Don't change the subject. - It was, it... 204 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:06,271 It was Amanda who got me kicked out, Leah. 205 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,206 She was the one being a celebutard. 206 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,807 Well, it doesn't matter, Moose, OK? 207 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,510 Because I have to pay the rent, and this camera is how I do it. 208 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,912 If you can't respect that, 209 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,914 then this is the last favor I'm ever doing for you. 210 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,383 Hunter Dunbar wasn't even there last night. 211 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,652 You promised that he'd be there. 212 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,290 Do not... raise... your voice at me. 213 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,158 Not a good look, Moose. 214 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,928 I can do what I want. You're not my mom. 215 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:39,637 ♪ Dance with me the gallowdance 216 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,574 ♪ As disorientated... 217 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,044 - [BLOWS HARD] - ♪ ...as you can ♪ 218 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,855 That was hysterical. 219 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,328 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 220 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,865 [BRITISH ACCENT] Poppycock! 221 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,335 Poppycock! 222 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,315 [♪ DRUMS PLAYING] 223 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,256 [BRITISH ACCENT] Hello. Welcome to Hol... Welcome to Hollywood. 224 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,992 Welcome to Hollywood... 225 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,527 [EXAGGERATING ACCENT] where dreams are made of. 226 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,596 Place where dreams are made of. 227 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,399 Where dreams are made... 228 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,170 London Bridge is right over there. 229 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,672 It's over... 230 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,775 The Beatles are here! The Beatles are here! 231 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,912 - Hello, Tricy. - [RECORDING] 'Hello, Tracy.' 232 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,314 Hello, Tricy. 233 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,850 Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper. 234 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,052 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 235 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,487 What's up, LA? 236 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:06,124 I am the Boulevard's premiere multimedia entertainer, 237 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,127 and extreme performance artist here to astonish you... 238 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,129 and leave you breathless. Alright? 239 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,631 Now, my name is Todd... 240 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,335 but some folks, they call me Todd the God. Alright? [LAUGHS] 241 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,771 And I'm about to blow your minds, alright? 242 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,407 Now you all came to see an amazing show, right? 243 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,708 [CHEERING] Yeah! 244 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,309 Alright, now before I prove to you 245 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,979 that I am the most hardcore illusionist on the Boulevard, 246 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:32,216 can I please get some brave soul to test this nail for me 247 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,419 to prove it's not a fake? 248 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,522 Shh! Shh! 249 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,324 Is that the "Quine"? 250 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:45,096 [TODD] You heard it hear, folks. It's real... and it's hard. 251 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:48,533 [CACKLES] Alright. 252 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,437 - [TODD GROANS] - [CROWD GASPS] 253 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,439 [GROANING] 254 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,876 [GRUNTING] 255 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,846 - [SCREAMING] - [GIRL SCREAMS] 256 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,982 [CHEERING] 257 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,518 [TODD] Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! 258 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,054 Man, I love this shit! 259 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,590 Whoo! Come on, come on, get your money out. 260 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,192 Right now. Money in these buckets. 261 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,594 Come on, look at this. Ah... 262 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,931 There we go, keep 'em coming. Keep 'em coming. Come on. 263 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,700 This is one-of-a-kind entertainment right here. 264 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:26,204 Right on the streets of Hollywood! Todd the God, baby! 265 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,672 Whoo! 266 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,475 - Man, is this really it? - How about that, motherfucker? 267 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,510 I'm doing all the fucking dangerous work. 268 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,346 - Fuck you, Slim! - Oh, yeah? Huh? 269 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:39,450 - Yeah, go fuck yourself. - Good luck, you fucking pussy! 270 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,486 - Fuck off! - Piece of shit. 271 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,922 Fucking bullshi... Hey, Moose! 272 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,625 Hey, man, why the wash? Sorry about Slim's behavior. 273 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,994 I got to go, Todd. I'm meeting with Hunter Dunbar. 274 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:53,097 - Hunter Dumbbell, huh? - Hunter Dunbar! 275 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,199 He happens to be the best actor on the planet. 276 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,868 OK, well, why haven't you introduced me, Moose? 277 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:59,170 I don't even know him yet, Todd. 278 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,039 We can do that later. Right now, I got to proposition for you. 279 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,908 Slim and I, we just ended our partnership, 280 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,577 and I want you to fill in for him. Alright? 281 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,846 - I don't want to. - Look, it's easy, OK? 282 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,582 I do all the hard work hypnotizing the masses, 283 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,151 you just need to pick a couple pockets. 284 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,952 I don't want to, Todd! 285 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:18,623 You don't respect the Boulevard and you don't respect the fans. 286 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,592 - And I don't steal from people. - People? People? 287 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:25,263 They're not people, Moose! They're fucking tourists! 288 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,967 - Moose, where you been? - It's not over yet, is it? 289 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,170 Relax, relax. We've got to get you in line. 290 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,573 - Have you got the vest? - I sure do. Is he gonna sign? 291 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,276 - Is he gonna sign? - Moose, shh. 292 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,711 - Go right in. - Yo, man, chill. 293 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,713 - I'm sorry. - What the hell? 294 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:46,083 - I got Vis a Vis markers. - Yeah, great. Cool. 295 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,885 - You can use one if you want. - Awesome. 296 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,754 [HUNTER] Who am I making this out to? 297 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:53,124 - [WOMAN] It's, uh, Alex. - Alex. Alex. 298 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:56,694 "To... Alex, best wishes..." 299 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,631 - There you go. - Thanks. 300 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,247 - [SLAMS BOOK SHUT] - Thank you. 301 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,548 [MAN] Thank you. Have a good day. 302 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,283 [HUNTER] Thanks for coming by. 303 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,553 Excuse me, Mr. Dunbar. There's a woman named Brenda out back? 304 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,655 She says she needs to speak to you. 305 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,524 Says it's important. I don't know. 306 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,026 OK. 307 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,196 - Alright. - It's just out back over here. 308 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,598 Excuse me. 309 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,501 - Aaron, he's leaving. - Oh, Moo... 310 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,969 - Is he gonna sign? - Moose... 311 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,971 - Aaron, he's leaving. - Moose, it's OK. 312 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,907 - Is he gonna sign? - Moose, he's gonna sign. 313 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,611 - Oh. - [BREATHING HEAVILY] 314 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,214 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 315 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,085 Hey, buddy. 316 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,291 What the hell you doing here? 317 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,993 Maybe you could remember that I have date tonight. 318 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,828 - You said you'd watch Tanner. - [DOOR CLOSES] 319 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,930 - Tonight? - [MOOSE] Mr. Dunbar? 320 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,332 - Look, I messed up. - Mr. Dunbar. 321 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:44,635 I was the next fan in line. I think you forgot. 322 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,771 Just... just take it easy, buddy. Take it easy. 323 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,572 - I sure will. - Just give me a minute, OK? 324 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,642 I sure will. Thank you, Mr. Dunbar. 325 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:56,280 You thought it was OK to bring him here? 326 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,249 It's not OK. 327 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,619 OK, alright. OK. OK. 328 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,221 I'm... I'm sorry. I fucked up. 329 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,057 [SOFTLY] Yeah. 330 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:08,192 Clearly this means a lot to you. 331 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,361 Clearly. 332 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,862 You know what I'm gonna do? 333 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,631 Tomorrow I'm gonna call you 334 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:17,668 and you can unload whatever it is you want to unload on me. 335 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,238 Get it all off your chest, OK? 336 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:26,043 [LAUGHS] You're so full of shit, Hunter. 337 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,879 But you're a great actor. 338 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,582 - [ENGINE STARTS] - You got thirty minutes. 339 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,384 [HUNTER] Fuck! 340 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,121 I'm on your side. 341 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:40,091 You're the best, Mr. Dunbar. You're the best. 342 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:42,360 You need to learn some fucking manners, buddy. 343 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,761 I'm sorry, Mr. Dunbar, but... 344 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,963 I have every VHS, I have every DVD. 345 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,932 You're so rad in "Warriors", 346 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,967 I just don't want you not to sign my stuff. 347 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,736 You came to the place, but I'm officially done. 348 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,971 But wait till you see the special items I have. 349 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,073 This is "Space Vampires". 350 00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,378 How about I sign your face with my fucking fists? 351 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,180 That's a collector's item you're not gonna want to take home. 352 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,015 Trust me. 353 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,151 Yes, sir. 354 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,627 [MOOSE] Can I ask you a question? 355 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:17,995 [LEAH] Mm-hmm. 356 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,298 How do you guys find celebrity houses? 357 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,467 How do you find them? 358 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:25,136 Why do you ask? 359 00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:28,072 Well, is it difficult? 360 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,441 Is it difficult to find famous people's houses? 361 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:34,612 Well, uh... Well, I mean, sometimes it can be tricky, 362 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,481 but we have our ways. 363 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,950 Do you think that... that it would be difficult 364 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,385 to find Hunter Dunbar's house? 365 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:44,021 [SNICKERS] I can't think of one good reason 366 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:47,057 why you, of all people should know where Hunter Dunbar lives. 367 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:50,294 I just... I wanna see how successful he is. 368 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,531 OK. Cool. 369 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:57,301 Um... well, if I want to get a really embarrassing shot 370 00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,671 of some hung-over celebutard in his bathrobe 371 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,006 at some other celebutard's house, 372 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,842 I use my handy dandy Star Map app. 373 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,044 - Star Map app? - Yeah. 374 00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,547 It is... 375 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,515 right there. 376 00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:13,184 Holy cow, Batman. 377 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:15,386 - Pretty cool, right? - Is this for real? 378 00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:19,056 Yeah. Well, sometimes, I mean, if the address is wrong 379 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,658 you'll still see a celebrity, 380 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,393 because, I mean, they all live up there. 381 00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:25,296 So either way, cha-ching for me, you know? 382 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,798 Ah. [GASPS] 383 00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:31,669 OK. I'm downloading. 384 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,771 Wait, Moose. You... 385 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,873 You have to promise me, OK? 386 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,308 You have to be careful. 387 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:40,110 I don't want you to be accused of stalking. 388 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:43,147 [SCOFFS] That's hilarious. 389 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:47,618 - I'm not an idiot. - No. I know you're not. 390 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,753 Alright. You can have one. 391 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,322 - One? - Yup. 392 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,390 Thanks. 393 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:56,460 I love you, Moosey. 394 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,965 I love you. 395 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:05,936 Leah, pick up, pick up, pick up. Pick up! 396 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:09,340 [CELLPHONE VIBRATING] 397 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:15,679 - Hello? - 'Leah! I got to thank you.' 398 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,848 Thank you, thank you, so much. 399 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,917 'OK, calm down. Thank me for what?' 400 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,319 The Star Map app. It's awesome! 401 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:24,622 It's so awesome. Ben Affleck's house. 402 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,091 'I saw his house. It's so big. 403 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:29,293 'Did you know he has two pools?' 404 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:33,030 And James Franco lives 15 minutes away from me. 405 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,466 Fifteen minutes. He's practically my neighbor. 406 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:39,904 And Jaime Lee Curtis, her bar is so big. It's so big, Leah. 407 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,739 OK, Moose. 408 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,574 Just remember what I said, OK? 409 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,243 Don't worry. Don't worry. Please don't worry. 410 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,513 OK, Moosey out. I got to go. I got to go. 411 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,257 'Dear Mr. Dunbar, 412 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:04,295 'I am writing you because I really care about you. 413 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:08,265 'I met you at the Hollywood Book and Poster Shop. 414 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:11,969 'You made it clear that I bothered you, 415 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:15,239 'and that's the last thing I wanted to do.' 416 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,576 [SIGHS] 417 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,182 'I have seen all your movies. 418 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,117 'I love, love, love them. 419 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:32,423 'But I waited in line for over an hour to meet you, 420 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:35,492 'and you didn't even take the time 421 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:38,095 'to give me one autograph. 422 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:41,999 'I even spent all my money to buy your vest.' 423 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:46,136 Oh, yeah. I'll draw a picture of... the vest. 424 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:49,840 'Please take more time to show your fans 425 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,742 'how much you care about them. 426 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,712 'Without us, you're nothing.' 427 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,747 This is gonna do it. 428 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:59,883 'P.S. Will you please sign my vest 429 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:03,454 'and follow me on social media?' 430 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,656 [NERVOUS BREATHING] 431 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:07,324 'Love... 432 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:11,996 'Moose.' 433 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,301 2845. 434 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,902 2845. 435 00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,604 28... Alright. 436 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:22,473 284... 437 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,055 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 438 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,029 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 439 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:53,237 Hey! 440 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,209 Hey. 441 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,246 Can I help you? 442 00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:09,953 Hey, Danny. Why don't you go inside the house for a second 443 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,722 and fire up the Xbox, alright? 444 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:14,024 I'll be in in a minute. 445 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,697 Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. 446 00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:37,614 I don't know what you're doing outside my house 447 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:41,585 like some deaf, mute pervert, but I suggest you keep moving. 448 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:44,421 Unless you want trouble. 449 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:48,125 - You want trouble? - I sure don't. I sure don't. 450 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,394 Here's a letter for you. 451 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,996 - It's a letter. - You wrote a letter? 452 00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:54,798 I don't accept letters here. 453 00:28:57,670 --> 00:29:01,271 Listen, pal, I don't know how you found me, 454 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,041 but I don't ever want to see you in this neighborhood again. 455 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:05,476 OK? You understand? 456 00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,377 I just want your autograph, Mr. Dunbar. 457 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:10,080 I collect autographs. And I bought your... 458 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,649 I bought your vest from "Vampire Killers". 459 00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:16,320 It was $300. See? 460 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:18,422 What, are you some sorta freak autograph hound 461 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,691 that won't leave me the fuck alone? 462 00:29:20,693 --> 00:29:22,960 You can't just come to my private residence 463 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,062 looking for me. 464 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:27,131 [SIGHS] 465 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,034 [CHUCKLES] You want my autograph? 466 00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:32,669 Give me the pen. 467 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:35,706 Thank you. 468 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,442 I got your autograph. 469 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,044 - Right there... - [GROANS] 470 00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:45,282 - Is my autograph. - [WRITING ON SHIRT] 471 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:49,253 Now get the fuck out of here. 472 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:16,413 [LEAH] 'They say you should never meet your heroes. 473 00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:19,416 'But meeting them's not the problem. 474 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,486 'It's when you get too close. 475 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:28,492 'Close enough to see what's behind the mask. 476 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,532 'That's a line they don't want you to cross.' 477 00:30:52,785 --> 00:30:54,952 [GROANING] 478 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,727 [CLEARS THROAT] 479 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,635 [BRITISH ACCENT] 'Ello, little boy. 480 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:14,371 You want to take a photograph with me? 481 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:17,207 - [RECORDING] '...my mate Dave.' - Did you see my mate Dave? 482 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,675 'No worries.' 483 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,410 I'm not really from London, you know? 484 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,313 A lot of people think I'm from London. 485 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:24,548 But I'm not. 486 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,817 - [APPLAUDING] - [TODD] Come on! 487 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:32,389 - You seem to know your stuff. - I sure do. I sure do. 488 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,258 But not like that Todd guy. 489 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,927 He's not a God. He's full of doo-doo. 490 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:42,766 He doesn't respect Hollywood. I... I respect Hollywood. Yeah. 491 00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:45,469 [BRITISH ACCENT] Alright, true love? 492 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,907 [REGULAR VOICE] You're really good. You're really good. 493 00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:52,342 You're so good. Let me just... 494 00:31:57,850 --> 00:32:01,251 Don't forget to see the Wax Museum before you go home. 495 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,689 [COUGHING] 496 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,125 [SLIM] Ah! 'Sup, fucking gaylord? 497 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:11,228 Hey, hey, oh, oh. Don't arrest me, Officer. 498 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:12,863 It wasn't me. No, I swear. 499 00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:15,165 I swear I didn't even know she was still in high school. 500 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,433 [SLIM] He didn't. 501 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,368 Ah, what you doing here, Moose, huh? 502 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,270 Did you make some serious money? 503 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:23,006 - No, it was pretty slow. - Oh, slow, huh? 504 00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:24,775 You call that slow? See? 505 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:26,576 I... I call that ball. 506 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,412 A little fake blood. A little movie magic. 507 00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:29,846 You like movies, don't you, Moose? 508 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:32,416 That's what's up. Come on, dude. Let's celebrate. 509 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,351 You do the honors, Slim. You fucking earned it today. 510 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,720 You know, I think he should do the honors. 511 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:39,456 Would you like to do these honors? 512 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:43,060 - I think he fuckin' would! - Yeah, suck it, huh? 513 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:46,930 [WAILS] Oh, man! 514 00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:50,500 Yo, when I'm high, it's like the money rains from the heavens, 515 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,669 right into my pocket. 516 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,304 Then why do you steal from people? 517 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:57,541 - Why do you steal from people? - Whoa, whoa, what'd you say? 518 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,309 Something about stealing? 519 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,544 You didn't say nothing. 520 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,245 And that's the way you're gonna keep it. 521 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,381 Give the guy a break. 522 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:07,718 He's working his ass off out there, do righty. Just... 523 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,721 He just does it a little bit different than we do. 524 00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:13,557 - Everything OK in here? - Yeah. 525 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,492 We're just talking about the Dodgers, Dick. 526 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,528 Why can't you leave this guy alone, huh? 527 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,897 Now get out of here, you degenerates. 528 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:23,700 Bye-bye, Moosey. 529 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,770 Keepin' two eyes on you, Moose. 530 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,040 That's not very nice, Dick. 531 00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:32,376 OK? 532 00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:37,547 Why are you letting those freaks push you around like that? 533 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,082 They're just playing. 534 00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:40,717 You're a good guy, Moose! 535 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,919 You shouldn't be messing around with those fools. 536 00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:44,755 They're just playing. 537 00:33:44,757 --> 00:33:47,557 You can't let people keep shitting on you. 538 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,226 One day, you're gonna need to learn 539 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,994 how to stand up for yourself. 540 00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:54,064 You're gonna have to learn how to fight back. 541 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:56,633 OK? 542 00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:57,834 I'm late. 543 00:33:57,836 --> 00:33:59,936 I've got to go. 544 00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:07,611 [LEAH] 'I have no idea 545 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:11,381 'why Moose would go back to that man's house. 546 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:15,852 But I suppose when you find the cookie jar... 547 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:20,023 it's hard to not go back for more. 548 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,570 [SIGHS] 549 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:53,623 [GROANS] 550 00:34:58,697 --> 00:34:59,729 [GASPS] 551 00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:05,836 I did it. I did it. 552 00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,420 Why would Hunter Dunbar let this die? 553 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:26,022 - [BANGING ON WINDOW] - [WOMAN] Hey! 554 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:28,892 Get out! 555 00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:31,495 - [BANGS ON WINDOW] - Get out of here! 556 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:55,952 What are you doing? You trying to give me a heart attack? 557 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,754 Of course not. 558 00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:00,023 You can't just sneak up on people like that, Moose. 559 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:02,692 I almost had a shot of Conrad Hall walking outta Earth Bar. 560 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,162 Earth Bar sucks - no milkshakes. 561 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:07,998 Yeah, well, your best friend Hunter Dunbar's co-star, 562 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,066 Ms. Title, walked out of there earlier 563 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:13,570 and blessed me with a see-through blouse, no bra. 564 00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:16,139 It's funny that you mention Dunbar. 565 00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:18,909 Because I was just at his house. 566 00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:21,278 - You're kidding, right? - Nope. 567 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,680 I used the Star Map app, the one that you told me about. 568 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,683 Takes you directly to his house. And... 569 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,519 His plants, he should take better care of his plants. 570 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,522 I did not tell you to use the Star Map app. 571 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,658 - You sure did. - No, I did not. 572 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,193 I told you about the app 573 00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:38,261 because you are the biggest movie fan I know, and I thought 574 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:40,063 you'd get a kick out of seeing where the stars live. 575 00:36:40,065 --> 00:36:42,265 You cannot just invade people's privacy. 576 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:44,167 I'm not in trouble, Leah. 577 00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:47,571 I just dropped a letter off at his house, that was it. 578 00:36:47,573 --> 00:36:49,139 Moose, this is really bad. 579 00:36:49,141 --> 00:36:51,608 I can't believe you're acting like this. 580 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:53,410 I thought you'd be happy for me. 581 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:55,312 Happy for you? 582 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,013 I would have never encouraged you 583 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:59,049 if I knew you'd turn into a creepy little stalker. 584 00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:04,054 I am not a stalker. I am a fan, Leah! 585 00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:06,890 You should know that better than anybody. 586 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,926 You're being so mean. Like Hunter's wife. 587 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,596 Moose! 588 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:18,101 She is not my BBF. She is not. 589 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:23,873 Moose! Oh, come on... 590 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,509 Hey, hey. My man! We on for tonight's show or what? 591 00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,345 We are gonna be making mucho Donald Trump. 592 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,614 - Leave me alone, Todd. - You're not gonna make paper 593 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,816 in that bullshit bobby cop outfit, alright? 594 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,218 If you really need money, I can make you money, alright? 595 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:38,455 Give you what you need, easy. I go on in 15. Alright? 596 00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:40,023 I can teach you how to hustle. 597 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,692 And I really... I need the cash, Moose, in a bad way. 598 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:45,395 Yeah, to buy drugs? To buy drugs? To buy drugs? 599 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:48,999 - What does it matter to you? - I'm not doing it, Todd! 600 00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:51,635 Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. 601 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:54,604 [MOCKINGLY] Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. 602 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,072 Fucking pussy! 603 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,208 You don't have the balls to get what you want. 604 00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:00,877 Alright? I got an amazing business opportunity here 605 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,446 staring you right in the face, you know that? 606 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,081 I'm done playing nice. Alright? 607 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:08,752 You're gonna help me make some fucking cash, bitch. 608 00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:16,359 I wish Freddy Krueger would come and chop off your head. 609 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:20,997 And it would roll in the street and a truck would squish it 610 00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:24,267 and the blood would splatter everywhere. 611 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:27,437 And everyone would watch it! 612 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:30,240 - [GASPING] - [BREATHING HEAVILY] 613 00:38:30,242 --> 00:38:32,075 [SOBS] 614 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:38,014 You're not worth it anyway. 615 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,215 Moose! 616 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:43,019 Will I get in trouble? Am I in trouble? 617 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:45,755 Are you kidding me? I'm proud of you. 618 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,257 - You're proud of me? - Yes. 619 00:38:47,259 --> 00:38:49,259 - You're proud of me? - You did good. 620 00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:52,562 People have to just stop calling me a stalker. 621 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:53,697 Stalker? 622 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,199 They have to stop calling me a loser. 623 00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:59,202 Because I... 624 00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:01,137 Even my friends are calling me that. 625 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:04,741 NEWSFLASH, MOOSE: Todd is not your friend, man. 626 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:09,713 I know, but people have to stop picking on me. 627 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,848 I'm gonna make them stop. 628 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,751 I'm gonna make them stop. 629 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:24,594 [HOUSEKEEPER] Mr. Dunbar. 630 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:27,063 I need to talk to you about something. 631 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,965 This afternoon, while you were out, 632 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:31,768 some crazy man ran into your backyard. 633 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,703 What are you talking about? 634 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,905 I had to scare him away. 635 00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:37,907 Yeah, well... 636 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,577 you sure this crazy man wasn't the gardener? 637 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:42,979 No, this was something different. 638 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:45,915 Well, whatever you did, it worked. 639 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:48,318 [BLENDER WHIRRING] 640 00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:55,625 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come here. 641 00:39:55,627 --> 00:40:00,063 - You alright? - I was so scared. [SNIFFS] 642 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,299 Jesus, you're shaking. 643 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,769 You OK? 644 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:07,871 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 645 00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:13,443 Yeah. 646 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,484 I'm sorry. I shouldn't. 647 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:25,655 I'm sorry, that was... That's my fault. 648 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:28,224 - I apologize. - It's OK. 649 00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:33,163 It's just... I don't think we can do that anymore. 650 00:40:33,165 --> 00:40:35,398 OK. OK. 651 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:41,671 Dora? 652 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:44,407 Yeah? 653 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:47,510 You, uh, you're really doing a great job around here. 654 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,114 Feels like a home again. Thank you. 655 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,149 Mm-hmm. 656 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,220 [WHISPERS] Shit! 657 00:40:57,222 --> 00:41:00,323 - [♪ MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES] - Julio. 658 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:03,126 - Hey, hey, hey. - Ah. 659 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:04,894 You got to listen to me when I talk to you. 660 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:08,064 Sorry, señor. I was just listening to my music. 661 00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:11,100 Dora said she saw somebody sneak into the yard today. 662 00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:14,170 She's concerned, which, you know, makes me very concerned. 663 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,940 Did you see someone strange in the yard today? 664 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:20,009 No, no, señor. I just focus on work, is all. 665 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,611 - Alright. - Just work, eh? 666 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:23,379 OK. Look, do me a favor. 667 00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:26,049 You see somebody strange in the yard you let me know, OK? 668 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:27,350 - Sí, sí, sí, sí. - Alright? 669 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:30,420 Señor Hunter, it's raining out, I cannot finish. 670 00:41:30,422 --> 00:41:32,322 Uh, maybe I go home? 671 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:36,159 - Yeah. Yeah, go home. - Gracias. 672 00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:44,300 [HUNTER] Alright. Come on, we're late. 673 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,302 You gonna score me some goals today, or what? 674 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:48,571 - [DANNY] Yeah. - Alright. Get in. Get in... 675 00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:50,740 [CAR DOORS CLOSE] 676 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,175 [ENGINE STARTS] 677 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,213 [LEAVES RUSTLE] 678 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:02,585 [THUMPING IN DISTANCE] 679 00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:24,007 - No, don't read it! - [DORA SCREAMS] 680 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:27,443 Don't read it! Don't read it! Don't read it! 681 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:29,546 Ow! 682 00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:33,616 [SCREAMS] Help! Help! Help! 683 00:42:33,618 --> 00:42:35,485 I'm just a fan. I'm just... 684 00:42:35,487 --> 00:42:37,487 - Ayuda, ayuda! - Just stop hitting me! 685 00:42:37,489 --> 00:42:39,556 - Ayuda! - Be quiet! 686 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,628 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. 687 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:48,164 Are you OK? 688 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:52,035 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 689 00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:54,037 That's a nosebleed. 690 00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:56,239 That... That's bad. That's bad. 691 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,742 I had a nosebleed. It wasn't fun. 692 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:02,045 But you... you fix it. 693 00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:05,415 You take paper towels and you put it up your nose... 694 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:08,051 [WIND CHIMES CLANGING] 695 00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:39,882 No laser. 696 00:43:39,884 --> 00:43:42,051 No alarm. 697 00:43:43,555 --> 00:43:50,393 I'm... in... Hunter... Dunbar's... house! 700 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:53,630 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 701 00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:56,132 "Best Monster Makeup." 702 00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:00,036 "Best Stunt." 703 00:44:01,473 --> 00:44:03,506 [CHORTLES] 704 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:07,510 Moose is in the house. [CHUCKLES] 705 00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:08,945 Moose is in the house. 706 00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:11,714 Watch out. Watch out! 707 00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:13,583 Here's... Moosey. 708 00:44:13,585 --> 00:44:15,284 [♪ OFF-KEY PIANO PLAYING] 709 00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:18,688 [OFF-KEY] ♪ You rock my head and you rattle my head ♪ 710 00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:22,125 ♪ You rock it, rock it, rock it like I go to bed ♪ 711 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:24,661 [♪ SLAMS OFF-KEY CHORD, BREATHING HEAVILY] 712 00:44:24,663 --> 00:44:26,729 Poor Danny. 713 00:44:26,731 --> 00:44:29,565 All that money, no ice cream. 714 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,250 [TOILET FLUSHES] 715 00:44:47,252 --> 00:44:50,586 This is not a good script. 716 00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:53,322 He should not do it. 717 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,763 "Two for sleep." 718 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,400 "One for insomnia." 719 00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,404 Poor Dunbar. 720 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:11,107 He shouldn't be taking drugs. 721 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:18,448 [SNIFFING DEEPLY] 722 00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:30,093 - [SPITS LOUDLY] - [BRENDA] 'Please come out. 723 00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:32,328 - 'Mommy's tired.' - [DUNBAR] 'Hockey player.' 724 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:36,065 [BRENDA] 'Mommy's tired and fat. 725 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,101 'We're gonna have a little baby. 726 00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:41,304 'Did you look at that? Not funny. 727 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,940 - 'I'm hot.' - [HUNTER] 'You're hot?' 728 00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:45,475 - 'Yes.' - [HUNTER] 'No...' 729 00:45:45,477 --> 00:45:48,978 - 'Don't do it.' - [HUNTER] 'I'm hungry, too.' 730 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:50,913 'I am hungry. I'm hungry and I'm hot.' 731 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:53,216 - [HUNTER] 'Babe, you are hot.' - 'It's beautiful, but...' 732 00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,151 - [HUNTER] 'You're hot!' - 'I am not.' 733 00:45:55,153 --> 00:45:56,452 [HUNTER] 'You're hot, baby. 734 00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:58,955 - 'You're smiling.' - 'You're such a jackass.' 735 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,556 [HUNTER] 'I love when you smile.' 736 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:05,495 - 'OK, no more camera.' - 'Alright, no more camera. 737 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,296 'No more camera.' 738 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,735 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 739 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:25,715 [CAR APPROACHING] 740 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:31,154 [SNORING LIGHTLY] 741 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:35,792 [ENGINE TURNS OFF, CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 742 00:46:35,794 --> 00:46:37,627 [PANTING] 743 00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:40,296 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 744 00:46:41,866 --> 00:46:45,234 [SHOES CLACKING UP STAIRS] 745 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:52,175 Where are you, you little shit? 746 00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:55,778 [SIGHS] 747 00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:04,987 Blazer. 748 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,723 Gonna put on a blazer. 749 00:47:32,116 --> 00:47:34,784 [♪ CELLPHONE RING PLAYING TUNE] 750 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,589 - [RINGING STOPS] - [HUNTER] Hey. 751 00:47:40,758 --> 00:47:42,592 No, I'm gonna pass. 752 00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:44,060 Because look, look. Here's the thing. 753 00:47:44,062 --> 00:47:46,562 If I'm gonna be away on location away from Danny that long, 754 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:49,065 they got to make it worth my while. They got to come up. 755 00:47:49,067 --> 00:47:50,499 That's just it. 756 00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:55,638 Anyways, I missed your mom this week. 757 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,742 Yeah, Brenda's on another one of her tears. 758 00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:03,379 No, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 759 00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:08,251 Hey! You should know I, uh... 760 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,854 kissed the maid again. 761 00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:14,490 Cos I'm an idiot. 762 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:19,161 I don't know, man. 763 00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:22,431 Some weirdo's been sneaking around the house. 764 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:27,003 Yeah, I'll talk to you later, OK? 765 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:29,005 Alright, call me. 766 00:48:40,151 --> 00:48:43,486 So, what's up? Mom doesn't make you brush your teeth at home? 767 00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:46,822 - Not a lot. - What do you mean, "not a lot"? 768 00:48:46,824 --> 00:48:48,391 Not as much as you do. 769 00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:53,195 I think I dropped your toothbrush on the ground last night. 770 00:48:53,197 --> 00:48:55,264 Nah, I'm just kidding. 771 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:56,532 Look, listen to me. 772 00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:58,501 Just because Mom doesn't enforce a rule 773 00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:00,836 doesn't mean you can't not do something. Alright? 774 00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:03,506 You got to brush your teeth in the morning and at night, 775 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:06,409 because that's what big boys do. Big boys brush their teeth. 776 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:10,112 And you're becoming a big boy now, so you got to do it. 777 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:11,580 Spit. 778 00:49:11,582 --> 00:49:14,617 I don't know why you don't run the sink. 779 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,620 - How's Mom? - Good. 780 00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,822 Yeah? She getting you to school OK? 781 00:49:19,824 --> 00:49:21,190 - Yeah. - Promise? 782 00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:23,125 - Yeah. - OK. 783 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:26,362 You know, if there's anything you ever need or want, 784 00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:28,431 - you can call me, right? - Yeah. 785 00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:30,566 If you ever got any problems, or whatever. 786 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:31,667 Yeah. 787 00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:34,303 Alright. I love you, buddy. [KISSES] 788 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,306 Sleep well, alright? 789 00:49:42,213 --> 00:49:44,680 [DOOR CLOSES] 790 00:50:03,267 --> 00:50:06,035 [SNORING] 791 00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:48,377 [MOOSE BREATHING HEAVILY] 792 00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:21,110 [HUNTER SNORING] 793 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:43,732 [SNIFFING] 794 00:52:09,861 --> 00:52:13,829 [MAN ON TV] 'I wonder how many times we bought the same work? 795 00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:18,234 'Hey, I mean, praying's for church, huh? Come on.' 796 00:52:18,236 --> 00:52:20,369 [WOMAN ON TV] 'I haven't seen you in church lately.' 797 00:52:20,371 --> 00:52:25,941 [MAN CHUCKLES] 'Well, not much sense in my going to church. 798 00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:29,745 'Do you remember one time when we were small, we were out here? 799 00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:31,680 'It was from right over there. 800 00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:33,749 'I jumped out at you from behind the tree 801 00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:36,051 'and grandpa got all excited and he shook his fist at me. 802 00:52:36,053 --> 00:52:39,488 'And he said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell." 803 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:42,525 - 'Remember that?' - Come on in. 804 00:52:42,527 --> 00:52:45,127 [MAN ON TV] 'You used to really be scared.' 805 00:52:45,129 --> 00:52:48,597 - [WOMAN ON TV] 'Johnny.' - 'You're still afraid.' 806 00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:50,799 [WOMAN ON TV] 'Stop it now, I mean it.' 807 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:54,370 Oh... [CHUCKLES] Don't mind my little Moosey. 808 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:57,139 'They're coming to get you, Barbara.' 809 00:52:58,109 --> 00:53:00,376 'Stop it. You're ignorant.' 810 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,611 'They're coming for you, Barbara.' 811 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:05,915 [BARBARA] 'Stop it. You're acting like a child.' 812 00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:07,950 [JOHNNY] 'They're coming for you. 813 00:53:07,952 --> 00:53:11,220 'Look, there comes one of them now.' 814 00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:13,822 - [BARBARA] 'He'll hear you.' - [JOHNNY] 'Here he comes now. 815 00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:16,825 - 'I'm getting out.' - [BARBARA] 'Johnny!' 816 00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:20,796 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 817 00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:25,701 [MOOSE LIGHTLY SNORING] 818 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:35,144 [CELLPHONE CONTINUES RINGING] 819 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:44,320 - [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] - [HUNTER GROANS] 820 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:47,990 You OK with some music? 821 00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,626 - You like a little Limp Bizkit? - Sure. 822 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,995 - You like a little Bizkit? - Yeah. 823 00:53:52,997 --> 00:53:54,897 - [♪ LIMP BIZKIT: "THE TRUTH"] - Nice and loud. 824 00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:57,533 I used to listen to this back in the day. 825 00:53:57,535 --> 00:54:02,605 Oh, my God, that is nice. That is nice. 826 00:54:04,108 --> 00:54:06,642 Ah, here we go, baby. 827 00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:19,655 ♪ You can't sleep, you're restless 828 00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:20,956 ♪ And slightly obsessed... ♪ 829 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:22,992 [ENGINE REVS] 830 00:54:22,994 --> 00:54:24,126 [TIRES SCREECH] 831 00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:25,127 ♪ You're a virus 832 00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:28,130 ♪ Whose intention is fucking up something ♪ 833 00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:29,932 [HUNTER] Stay here. 834 00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:34,370 What the hell are you doing back here? 835 00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:37,206 - I just... I just... I... I... - [MOCKINGLY] "I... just..." 836 00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:39,475 Maybe I didn't make myself clear the first time, 837 00:54:39,477 --> 00:54:41,076 you stuttering fuck. 838 00:54:42,046 --> 00:54:43,646 You wanna live to see tomorrow? 839 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:45,581 - Yes, sir. - Then you stay away from me, 840 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,249 and you stay away from my son. 841 00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:50,052 And never set foot in this neighborhood again. 842 00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:53,289 - Do you understand? Huh? - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 843 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,860 Now, I catch you in this neighborhood again, 844 00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:01,263 I will shove my Remington shotgun so far up your ass 845 00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:04,233 you'll be shitting bullets and blood for the rest of your life. 846 00:55:04,235 --> 00:55:06,435 You understand? I want you to say it. 847 00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:09,305 - I want to hear you say it. - "I'll be shitting bullets..." 848 00:55:09,307 --> 00:55:12,541 No, you idiot! Say you'll never come in this neighborhood again. 849 00:55:12,543 --> 00:55:14,943 Say it. Say it! 850 00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:17,746 I'll never come back here. 851 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:20,449 - Goddamn right! - [SOBBING] Never. 852 00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:21,984 [SOBBING] 853 00:55:23,254 --> 00:55:26,188 Go back where you came from, you stalker! 854 00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:32,795 I am not a stalker! 855 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,360 Ow! 856 00:57:11,362 --> 00:57:13,195 Ow! 857 00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:23,772 Am I alright? 858 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:26,208 Am I alright? 859 00:57:32,283 --> 00:57:34,416 [COUGHING] 860 00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:36,351 [PANTING] 861 00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:42,191 [CRYING] Oh, he's everything, I'm nothing. 862 00:57:44,295 --> 00:57:49,231 Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Dunbar, Mr. Dummybar! 863 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:51,834 You have not... 864 00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:55,604 I repeat, you have not made the best choices. 865 00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:58,707 "Ghost Train" was so stupid. 866 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:01,610 It was so stupid. 867 00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:04,446 And who stuck by you all the time? 868 00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:07,149 Me! I did! 869 00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:14,022 This is a nightmare! This is a freakin' nightmare! 870 00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:19,294 No! It is not OK! 871 00:58:20,331 --> 00:58:22,965 It is not OK! 872 00:58:43,888 --> 00:58:45,487 You're not nice. 873 00:58:45,489 --> 00:58:48,557 [SOBBING] You're a big fake! 874 00:58:54,365 --> 00:58:58,200 'Aren't you afraid of them seeking revenge?' 875 00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,202 'Revenge is my middle name.' 876 00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:04,740 You just pretend all day, that's all you do. 877 00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:07,242 [WEEPING] Anybody can do that. 878 00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:10,212 Anybody can do that! 879 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:16,518 'Kiss me, Vigo.' 880 00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:39,675 [BANGING ON DOOR] Moose! 881 00:59:41,312 --> 00:59:44,479 Moose, open up! I know you're in there. 882 00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:50,252 [CHAIN LOCK RATTLING] 883 00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:53,555 [DOOR UNLOCKING] 884 00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:57,526 You look like shit. 885 00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:01,663 It smells like gasoline. 886 01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:04,566 So... 887 01:00:04,568 --> 01:00:07,669 been using your, uh, Star Map app to visit some friends? 888 01:00:08,539 --> 01:00:10,272 What are you talking about? 889 01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:16,745 You've been using your social media 890 01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:19,247 to broadcast criminal activities. 891 01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:22,751 Kissing Hunter Dunbar while he's sleeping? 892 01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:24,453 You're officially out of your mind. 893 01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,455 I could show these photos to the police 894 01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:28,357 and you'd be in trouble. 895 01:00:28,359 --> 01:00:30,292 Don't do that. Don't do that. 896 01:00:30,294 --> 01:00:32,494 Well, you don't listen to anything. 897 01:00:32,496 --> 01:00:36,365 You don't listen to me, and... you don't follow rules. 898 01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:42,904 - Give me your phone. - No. 899 01:00:42,906 --> 01:00:44,406 - Give me your phone. - No. 900 01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:48,210 Give me your phone! Give me your phone or this is it. OK? 901 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:50,178 No more borrowing money. No more advice. No more anything. 902 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,613 Is that what you want? To lose your BBF? 903 01:00:51,615 --> 01:00:55,183 To lose your only friend in the entire world? 904 01:00:57,554 --> 01:00:58,887 You're mean! 905 01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:01,690 You're mean! 906 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:05,127 OK, that's it, Leah. Look at this. You're blocked. 907 01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:08,196 You're blocked from my social media. You go! 908 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:11,133 You go! You get out of here! 909 01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:13,769 [LEAH] I'm trying to protect you. 910 01:02:20,804 --> 01:02:22,938 [HUFFING] 911 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:25,707 [PANTING] 912 01:02:25,709 --> 01:02:28,677 What the fuck? What the fuck? 913 01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:29,811 What the fuck? 914 01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:32,781 Hey! 915 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,549 Help! 916 01:02:36,019 --> 01:02:38,153 Help! 917 01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:45,560 [SOFTLY] Oh, you fucking idiot. 918 01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:47,863 You fucking idiot. 919 01:02:47,865 --> 01:02:49,998 You stupid psycho stalker. 920 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,870 You fucking... Help! 922 01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:56,638 [MUFFLED LAUGHTER] 923 01:02:57,608 --> 01:02:59,107 [WHEEZING LAUGHTER] 924 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:01,743 You've been Jigsawed. 925 01:03:01,745 --> 01:03:03,044 Game over. 926 01:03:03,046 --> 01:03:05,447 [GASPING] 927 01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:09,484 [GRUNTING] 928 01:03:12,656 --> 01:03:14,823 Help! 929 01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:17,492 [SCREAMS] 930 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,562 [PANTING] 931 01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:24,266 [HUNTER] Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 932 01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:27,135 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, listen to me. Listen to me. 933 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:30,739 Wait, wait. Wait! Wait! Wait! 934 01:03:30,741 --> 01:03:33,608 [SCREAMING] 935 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:38,847 [PANTING] 936 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,382 I fooled Hunter Dunbar. 937 01:03:40,384 --> 01:03:43,819 I fooled Hunter Dunbar! I'm such a good actor. 938 01:03:43,821 --> 01:03:46,254 - You outta your mind? - You were good, too, though. 939 01:03:46,256 --> 01:03:48,089 You were really good. You were good. 940 01:03:48,091 --> 01:03:50,358 You were better than Jamie Lee Curtis. 941 01:03:51,895 --> 01:03:53,895 OK. [SIGHS] 942 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,463 Did I cut you? 943 01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:01,369 Holy crap. 944 01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:07,275 [GASPS] 945 01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:11,746 Oh, this isn't good. 946 01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:13,481 Oh, this is not good. 947 01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:16,084 You're out of line. Let me go. 948 01:04:16,086 --> 01:04:17,452 What do you want? 949 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:20,288 Why are you so angry all the time? 950 01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:22,691 I should be the one angry at you. 951 01:04:22,693 --> 01:04:24,593 Why do you care so much about me? 952 01:04:24,595 --> 01:04:27,329 Because I love you. And I love you. And I love you. 953 01:04:27,331 --> 01:04:29,531 And I... and I've seen all your movies. 954 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:32,300 And I love your movies. And I... think you're the best. 955 01:04:32,302 --> 01:04:35,937 Untie these ropes, you son of a bitch. Untie them! 956 01:04:35,939 --> 01:04:39,341 Stop being so mean to me! Stop it! 957 01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:42,611 What? You looking for your 15 minutes of fame? Huh? 958 01:04:42,613 --> 01:04:44,613 You wanna end up on the nightly news? 959 01:04:44,615 --> 01:04:47,515 They're gonna call you a monster. 960 01:04:51,688 --> 01:04:53,288 What's in the bag? 961 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:59,394 Hunter, be patient, please. It's a surprise. 962 01:05:00,564 --> 01:05:02,330 OK, ready? 963 01:05:03,133 --> 01:05:04,332 Mr. Blonde. 964 01:05:04,334 --> 01:05:06,735 - Holy shit! No. - Mr. Blonde. 965 01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:10,672 No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Ahh! 966 01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:13,341 ♪ Stuck in the middle, stuck in the middle ♪ 967 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:18,079 Don't burn me! Stop! Stop! Stop! Hey! 968 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:20,682 There's no gas in here, it's just water. 969 01:05:20,684 --> 01:05:23,852 I'm not gonna burn your house down or nothing. 970 01:05:23,854 --> 01:05:25,086 Come on. 971 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:26,855 I'm sorry I was mean to you. 972 01:05:26,857 --> 01:05:29,090 You're the meanest person I've ever known in my life. 973 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,326 Let me make it up to you. 974 01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:32,861 I'll sign whatever you want. 975 01:05:32,863 --> 01:05:35,830 I even have the ceremonial dagger from "The Hungry Ones". 976 01:05:35,832 --> 01:05:37,499 I could get it. I can sign it right now. 977 01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:39,701 What kind of moron do you think I am? 978 01:05:39,703 --> 01:05:42,137 I don't think anybody's a moron. 979 01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:43,638 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. 980 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,942 And I know what you think of me. You think I'm a stalker! 981 01:05:46,944 --> 01:05:48,810 - No. - Yes, you do. 982 01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:51,980 But I go to every one of your movies. 983 01:05:51,982 --> 01:05:54,182 Even the crappy ones. 984 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:57,852 You've got to understand something. 985 01:05:57,854 --> 01:06:00,322 You hold the power in this relationship. 986 01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:01,690 [SIGHS] 987 01:06:01,692 --> 01:06:05,060 You're a fan, and I'm nothing without you. 988 01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:09,664 Say that again. 989 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,401 - What? - What you said, say it. 990 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,375 You are a fan. 991 01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:22,944 Without you... 992 01:06:23,947 --> 01:06:25,447 I'm nothing. 993 01:06:29,019 --> 01:06:30,352 Are you hungry? 994 01:06:31,888 --> 01:06:33,788 I'm hungry. 995 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:38,326 You stay there. Don't you move. 996 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:39,995 Don't you move. 997 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:44,566 [SOFTLY] Holy fuck. 998 01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:47,435 Holy fuck. Holy fuck. 999 01:06:49,406 --> 01:06:51,506 Holy fuck! Holy fuck! 1000 01:06:53,610 --> 01:06:56,945 [LEAH] 'Moose didn't just cross the line, 1001 01:06:59,383 --> 01:07:02,083 'he fucking nuked it. 1002 01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:10,392 'Honestly, I'd be scared, too. 1003 01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:14,729 'Poor Moosey.' 1004 01:07:15,732 --> 01:07:17,499 [HUNTER] Hey. 1005 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,237 Come here. 1006 01:07:22,239 --> 01:07:23,905 Let me sign one for you. 1007 01:07:28,011 --> 01:07:31,246 Moose? Is that it? 1008 01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:34,349 "To... Moose." 1009 01:07:34,351 --> 01:07:36,751 "With love,." 1010 01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:40,388 "Hunter Dunbar." 1011 01:07:50,801 --> 01:07:52,400 [MOOSE] Barbara. 1012 01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:55,537 Oh, Barbara. 1013 01:07:55,539 --> 01:07:59,841 They're coming to get you, Barbara. 1014 01:07:59,843 --> 01:08:01,409 [SOFTLY] Barbara. 1015 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:04,546 They're coming to get you, Barbara. 1016 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:07,449 They're coming to get you, Barbara. 1017 01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:15,390 "Night of the Living Dead". 1018 01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:17,192 [IRRITATED] Why don't you know that? 1019 01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:18,493 I'm starting to think 1020 01:08:18,495 --> 01:08:20,562 you don't know anything about horror pictures. 1021 01:08:20,564 --> 01:08:22,464 Sorry to disappoint. 1022 01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:24,732 This... 1023 01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:29,070 It's not... It's not bad. It just isn't a treat. 1024 01:08:29,072 --> 01:08:31,406 I think Danny's gonna grow up hating you. 1025 01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:32,674 Don't talk about my son. 1026 01:08:32,676 --> 01:08:35,110 You have no ice cream in the fridge at all. 1027 01:08:35,112 --> 01:08:36,344 Then I'll work on it. 1028 01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:38,913 Look... Here, look. Taste it. Taste it. 1029 01:08:38,915 --> 01:08:40,682 Go ahead. 1030 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:44,119 See? See? 1031 01:08:44,888 --> 01:08:47,388 It's not sweet. It's not a treat. 1032 01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,990 It's not a treat. 1033 01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:51,526 But they need good tasting treats. 1034 01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:52,927 And then horror pictures. 1035 01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:56,531 - He's gonna remember this. - I'll get ice cream, OK? 1036 01:08:57,067 --> 01:08:59,634 I'll get it. 1037 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:02,470 I'll get him some right now if you untie these ropes. 1038 01:09:05,008 --> 01:09:06,908 I can't do that. 1039 01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:09,878 Of course you can. 1040 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,946 You're gonna get me in trouble. 1041 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:13,615 No. 1042 01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:17,519 - Are you gonna hurt me? - No. I won't do that. 1043 01:09:22,225 --> 01:09:24,859 I know you're a good person. 1044 01:09:24,861 --> 01:09:27,162 [SNIFFING] 1045 01:09:29,099 --> 01:09:34,469 I seem mean and... angry... 1047 01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:37,639 but I'm just scared, man. I'm just... 1048 01:09:39,109 --> 01:09:40,742 I'm just really scared. 1049 01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:50,251 And I know you are, too. 1050 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,255 You scared? 1051 01:09:56,726 --> 01:09:58,660 You just wanna leave, right? 1052 01:10:00,931 --> 01:10:02,297 [CRYING] 1053 01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:05,533 That's alright, man. That's OK. 1054 01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:11,039 [SNIVELING] 1055 01:10:15,478 --> 01:10:17,579 This doesn't feel good. 1056 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:23,017 Hear me out, OK? 1057 01:10:24,321 --> 01:10:27,689 If you let me go, I pledge... 1059 01:10:27,691 --> 01:10:31,759 I... I swear to God... I swear to God, 1060 01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:34,495 I will not call the police. 1061 01:10:34,497 --> 01:10:36,698 That's a promise between you and me. 1062 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,433 - No police? - No police. 1063 01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:40,602 - No police. - And after that... 1064 01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:43,104 I will sign whatever you want, 1065 01:10:43,106 --> 01:10:46,274 whenever you want, for the rest of your life. 1066 01:10:46,276 --> 01:10:47,842 That's another promise. 1067 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:50,712 That is a lifetime commitment. 1068 01:10:50,714 --> 01:10:53,414 - You'd sign for me? - For a real fan. 1069 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,283 You'll sign for me? 1070 01:10:55,285 --> 01:10:57,118 You'll sign for me personally? 1071 01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,456 Because everything on eBay is a lie, it's a fake. 1072 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,824 Hell, yeah. 1073 01:11:02,826 --> 01:11:04,659 - Yeah? - Hell, yeah! 1074 01:11:04,661 --> 01:11:07,161 You're smart. You're real smart. 1075 01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:10,999 I will sign everything personally to you. 1076 01:11:11,001 --> 01:11:14,235 - What's your name? - Moose. 1077 01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:17,405 - Did you say Moose? - Moose. 1078 01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:19,907 OK. OK, Moose. 1079 01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:23,177 All the autographs will be personally autographed 1080 01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:25,346 to you, Moose. 1081 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:29,851 Is that it? 1082 01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:35,256 Just don't hurt my kid. 1083 01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:40,762 Hurt your kid? Wh... 1084 01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:44,565 I would never ever, ever, ever hurt your son! 1085 01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:45,933 Ever! 1086 01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:48,870 Why would you even say that? 1087 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:53,741 Just let me go, man. 1088 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:03,651 I'm an actor, alright? 1089 01:12:05,889 --> 01:12:08,389 Well, actors they try this technique 1090 01:12:08,391 --> 01:12:10,925 called visualization. 1091 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:12,860 What is that? What is that? 1092 01:12:12,862 --> 01:12:14,962 It means to imagine. 1093 01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:22,970 You wanna try this technique with me? 1094 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:27,041 Alright, here. Come here. 1095 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:30,345 Kneel down, get comfortable. 1096 01:12:30,347 --> 01:12:32,814 Drop your shoulders. Relax. 1097 01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:36,217 Go ahead, drop 'em. Just feel comfortable. Just relax. 1098 01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:39,654 I need you to take a deep breath in. 1099 01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:41,389 [INHALES DEEPLY] 1100 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:43,091 [INHALES DEEPLY] 1101 01:12:43,093 --> 01:12:46,828 - [EXHALES LOUDLY] - [EXHALES LOUDLY] 1102 01:12:47,564 --> 01:12:49,330 Yeah. 1103 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:55,236 Now I want you to imagine you and me. 1104 01:12:55,238 --> 01:12:57,438 - You and me? - Yeah. You see us? 1105 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,873 - I do. - Alright. 1106 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,208 First thing we're gonna do, is 1107 01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:02,543 we're gonna change these dirty clothes. 1108 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:05,980 We're gonna take off this sweat, this blood and this gasoline, 1109 01:13:05,982 --> 01:13:08,182 and we're gonna put on some fresh new duds. 1110 01:13:08,184 --> 01:13:11,753 We're gonna look spiffy, Moose. We're gonna look good. 1111 01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,254 And then we're gonna go out on the town. 1112 01:13:13,256 --> 01:13:16,157 We're gonna go to one of those Hollywood fancy joints. 1113 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:18,993 Musso & Frank's? We're going to Musso & Frank's? 1114 01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:20,361 Wherever you want, man. 1115 01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:22,330 We'll go wherever you want. I'll call my manager, 1116 01:13:22,332 --> 01:13:24,532 he'll get us a table wherever you wanna go. 1117 01:13:24,534 --> 01:13:26,167 And when it's all done, 1118 01:13:26,169 --> 01:13:27,969 we'll get a big bowl of chocolate ice cream. 1119 01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:29,804 Strawberry. Strawberry ice cream. 1120 01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:32,206 Yeah! Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1121 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:35,143 Strawberry ice cream, Moose, of course. Of course. 1122 01:13:35,145 --> 01:13:38,112 And then... and then we'll go back to my place 1123 01:13:38,114 --> 01:13:40,715 and throw on a couple of my action films, 1124 01:13:40,717 --> 01:13:42,817 and watch them on the HD TV. 1125 01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:45,119 - [MOOSE CHUCKLES] - Does that sound good, man? 1126 01:13:45,121 --> 01:13:48,990 - I love you. I love you. - Ah, you, me, 1127 01:13:48,992 --> 01:13:51,025 couple of action flicks, 1128 01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:54,328 and some strawberry ice cream, right? 1129 01:13:54,330 --> 01:13:57,432 - Just... just you and I, man. - [MOOSE] Just you and me. 1130 01:13:57,434 --> 01:14:00,501 Wait, we just got to take these ropes off first, you know? 1131 01:14:00,503 --> 01:14:03,004 - OK. OK. - Yeah? Alright. 1132 01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:04,105 OK. 1133 01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:08,676 Man, wait till you see this collection. 1134 01:14:08,678 --> 01:14:10,278 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1135 01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:14,282 [GROANS] 1136 01:14:14,284 --> 01:14:17,018 These are some serious knots. Where'd you learn these? 1137 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:19,120 - YouTube. - YouTube? 1138 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,155 YouTube. Teaches you everything. 1139 01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:25,126 Teaches you all kind of knots. C knots, barrel knots. 1140 01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:28,129 Put it here, pal. 1141 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:32,300 [SIGHS] 1142 01:14:36,739 --> 01:14:38,506 [GROANS] 1143 01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:46,180 [SCREAMS] 1144 01:14:54,491 --> 01:14:56,090 [MOANING] 1145 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:03,364 [GROANING] 1146 01:15:10,773 --> 01:15:13,241 [SCREAMS] 1147 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:31,158 [SOBBING] 1148 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,094 You can't leave, Moose. 1149 01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:35,796 I'm nothing without you. 1150 01:15:35,798 --> 01:15:37,865 [GROANS] 1151 01:15:40,303 --> 01:15:42,203 [SOBS] 1152 01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:49,176 I just like your movies. 1153 01:15:51,614 --> 01:15:54,415 - [GUNSHOT] - [SCREAMS] 1154 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:57,285 - [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL] - [WAILING] 1155 01:15:57,287 --> 01:16:00,321 - [GUNSHOT] - [SCREAMING] 1156 01:16:00,723 --> 01:16:02,857 [GROWLING] 1157 01:16:02,859 --> 01:16:04,125 [MOOSE HOWLING] 1158 01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:06,761 - [GROANING] - [GUN CLICKS] 1159 01:16:06,763 --> 01:16:08,563 [PANTING] 1160 01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:11,432 - [EXHALES] - [GUN DROPS] 1161 01:16:13,469 --> 01:16:15,169 [SCREAMING] 1162 01:16:16,372 --> 01:16:17,972 [HOWLING] 1163 01:16:21,578 --> 01:16:24,378 [CRYING] 1164 01:16:26,816 --> 01:16:29,317 [WAILING] 1165 01:16:32,488 --> 01:16:34,922 [SHUDDERING] 1166 01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:39,427 [WAILING CONTINUES] 1167 01:16:44,867 --> 01:16:47,368 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1168 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,472 [MOOSE SOBBING] 1169 01:16:51,474 --> 01:16:54,075 [MOOSE GASPING] 1170 01:16:56,613 --> 01:16:59,013 [WAILING] 1171 01:17:04,721 --> 01:17:07,221 [SNIVELING] 1172 01:17:34,651 --> 01:17:36,484 [UNLOCKS DOOR] 1173 01:17:59,409 --> 01:18:02,143 [PANTING] 1174 01:18:33,009 --> 01:18:35,409 - [MAN SPEAKING SPANISH] - [MEN LAUGHING] 1175 01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:36,610 Oh, man! 1176 01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:38,746 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1177 01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:49,423 [LAUGHING] 1178 01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:05,840 Holy shit! 1179 01:19:06,776 --> 01:19:09,143 [BRAKES SCREECH] 1180 01:19:17,653 --> 01:19:19,220 Oh, my God! 1181 01:19:19,222 --> 01:19:21,555 What happened? 1182 01:19:21,557 --> 01:19:23,524 OK, you know what? It's OK, we're... 1183 01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:27,194 I'm gonna get you some help. I'm right here, buddy, OK? 1184 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:29,830 [LEAH] 'And Hunter? He's an actor.' 1185 01:19:29,832 --> 01:19:32,533 Oh, God, please, God. 1186 01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:36,403 [LEAH] 'And he's a survivor. 1187 01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:40,841 'It's Dora that I'm worried about.' 1188 01:19:40,843 --> 01:19:43,344 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1189 01:19:53,689 --> 01:19:55,589 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 1190 01:19:55,591 --> 01:19:57,758 [SIRENS WAILING] 1191 01:20:46,409 --> 01:20:47,808 My head! 1192 01:20:47,810 --> 01:20:49,543 [LEAH] 'I know, I know, 1193 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,646 'Moose lost his hand and his eye. 1194 01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:56,717 'But eventually, he looked at it like a badge of honor.' 1195 01:20:56,719 --> 01:21:00,154 I can't see without my glasses. What does it say? 1196 01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:02,323 It says, "Louise... Louise Fletcher." 1197 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:05,893 Louise Fletcher, she's not a good nurse. 1198 01:21:05,895 --> 01:21:08,128 - No. - She's not. 1199 01:21:08,130 --> 01:21:10,397 No, she's not. 1200 01:21:19,342 --> 01:21:21,909 [MOOSE] I am not a stalker! 85648

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