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Oh good someone to help me. I
need to know if this comes with
any...
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But that should be on
the back of the box.
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Excuse me?
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Does this have different speeds?
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If it does it'll be... Yeah
written right there on the back
of the box so yeah...
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How about timer settings?
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Not to sure why a drill would
have timer settings but if it
did it would definitely be
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written on the... and it's not,
it doesn't have timer settings
so...
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I'll ring this up for you.
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No. I need you to read to me
what it does have.
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Oh excuse me? Could you please
help me with...
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Hi. How are you doing?
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I'm doing well thank you.
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Excuse me.
Could you please pull down...
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I manage a team of people that
help put products here on the
floor for people such as
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yourself to come to, decide on,
and then purchase. And reading
to you what you are perfectly
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capable of reading on your own
is definitely not part of that
job description.
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If I was a scribe in
ancient Mesopotamia then
yes that would be my job,
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but we're not in ancient
Mesopotamia, I'm not a scribe,
and you're not a child.
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So, here you go. Take it, take
the box, take the box. Read
what's on the outside of the
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box, decide what you
want is inside the box.
Purchase it, or don't,
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because I don't work on
commission, and then leave
okay?
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I'm illiterate you asshole.
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Really?
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Oops.
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Suck it Halbern!
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[speaking in Italian]
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You know, by the way, you are an
asshole!
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TV: I'm Jake Halbern of Hal's
Hardware, you know me, its time
to meet my sons!
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TV: I'm Hank, and I'm Tory
Halbern. And we're taking over!
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TV: We're going to paint a
picture for you... Low prices!
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I'm retiring!
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Wow.
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So those are your sons?
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That's right those are my boys,
Crystal's brothers.
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And they're going to take over
the store?
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Wow, right?
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Look don't worry, it's not
happening right away. There's
still a few things to iron out.
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But essentially, within a year,
the boys will be taking over.
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And what I need from you guys is
I need your support as my best,
and longest standing employees
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to help smooth things over when
the time comes.
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TV: Boo Yah!
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You... You don't seem like you
like the commercial...
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No! You know what, false.
I really like that commercial.
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So just to sum it up, I won't be
moving up?
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What do you mean? You are a
manager.
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And I really like being a
manager. I love being a manager.
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But I was just thinking that
maybe one day, outside chance,
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that maybe I could've been the
one who ran the store after
you?
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Oh man!
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It's so hot in here, I sweat
some times...
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But hey, so what do you guys
think? You guys going to come
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to the house for the
Christmas party?
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Yes. Yup, I'll be there.
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I will either be there or dead.
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Christmas time!
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Okay, Okay, so you're upset that
I'm spending my last day in town
with Cal instead of you.
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No! There is no beer.
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There's no beer, those days are
over.
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Alright, we'll call you when we
get back.
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See you Teddy, don't take too
much crap from her.
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Oh, and our neighbor Greg, he's
going to be taking in our mail
while we're gone.
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I'm not trying to get you off
the phone, seriously honey.
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And remember don't use the
kitchen sink!
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Bye...
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Really?
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Take them away please cabbie.
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Okay so you just think that
Cal and I are going to call
up a bunch of random women,
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get drunk and have a crazy
sex-fest for the next few days?
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You know, that sounds really
good now that you say it yeah!
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Hello? Hello?
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[On phone] Yeah I love you too.
I'm not going to call to say
goodbye, we already said
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goodbye. I'm saying goodbye now.
Okay, love you too. Talk to you
later. Bye.
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What are we looking at?
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Neighbors dog.
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Go time?
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Go time.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What? Don't what?
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Well, my Dad, not wanting to pay
anybody to do it, decided to
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Only problem is, he has no
idea what he is doing.
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Imagine getting that in the
face? That would totally kill
you.
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Somehow, I don't quite
know how, but somehow
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he managed to mess
the whole thing up.
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So if you are thirsty, use the
bathroom.
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Dude, how is that even possible?
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Okay Josh told me this guy is a
little weird so just be cool
okay?
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Just be cool, calm down.
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[On Phone] Yeah well it's over
two now.
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I'm not manning, it's not a
matter of manning up.
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[On Phone] I said two!
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He's got a gun.
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Exactly, so play it cool, do you
want to get shot?
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[On Phone] Two!
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[On Phone] Yeah okay.
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Hey guys.
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Which one of you is Cal?
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Oh that's me.
Nice to meet you man.
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What's with the piece there,
it's a nice looking twelve
gauge...
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Dude just some problems with
this guy, he keeps coming to
my place everyday and
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going through my mail.
Except Sunday's.
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Is it the mail man?
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Yeah, it's the mail man.
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Are you Teddy?
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Yeah, I'm Teddy.
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Hey, you are you doing?
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Oh that's right, that's what you
guys are here for.
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I got a stew going.
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That's cool.
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Whoa, what?
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What?
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Game Gear!
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Yeah.
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Dude, where'd you get it?
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Nice. I used to love Game Gear
back in the day. Still do
actually.
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Yeah its one of the best things
I've ever owned.
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You know, fair enough. Speaking
of owning.
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No receipts, nothing to trace
anyone back to.
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But you didn't tell me what kind
of masks you wanted so I just
went with my instincts.
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That's cool, instincts are good.
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I got to say though, this
seems like a lot of work just
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to cover up your relationship
don't you think?
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Oh double what. You guys are
together right? You're partners?
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Oh no.
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Oh come on.
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Man I just had this image of
you guys in a gazebo, kissing.
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Under some sort of
mistletoe, and there's
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snow in the gazebo swirling
around like a snow globe.
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Not us.
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Nope.
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What do you need all this stuff
for then?
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You got us. We're together.
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Yup. Totally. Nice looking ass.
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You can understand why we'd like
to keep something like this
discreet though right?
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But its going to cost you
more money, its $80 now.
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Sorry, but some of this
stuff was hard to come by.
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Well, actually I only brought
$50 with me. Okay.
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No that's okay. Why not lend me
your Game Gear as collateral
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and that way I know
you'll come back.
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I run a tight ship here okay.
And you won't even need it.
You'll be off in the woods doing
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your lovey thing and playing
with the toys and playing with
Teddy...
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You're right. Of course.
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Sweet! Game Gear!
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Well we better get going Cal or
we're going to be late for work.
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I made a Cobbler last night and
I want you to have the last of
it.
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You guys lent me this fantastic
piece of technology, its only
fair. Come on.
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Its okay.
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Take it.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Okay. Thank you.
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I baked this with love.
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And ingredients.
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Okay.
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There we go, that's better.
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And make sure you bring me back
the container. And the duffel
bag.
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And anything else in there
that has my name on it okay?
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Alright. Will do.
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00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:26,865
Perfect. Thank you.
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Hey guys.
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Hey Crystal.
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Actually yeah we are taking off
tonight, today's our last day.
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Cool, have fun. Can't wait to
see the pictures.
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See you.
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Bye.
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Hey Crystal? I was just curious.
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What are you doing tonight? I
was just wondering if you wanted
to hang out with me tonight?
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What I wouldn't give for a night
alone with her.
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Yeah I don't know. I might stop
and get a coffee...
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You can come over to my house.
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If old man Halbern knew what I
would do to that dirty little
daughter of his...
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He'd have me murdered.
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Your hair looks really nice. I
like this dye job that you've
done.
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Cal... Cal, thank you.
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Anyway, I appreciate the offer
for tonight, but I'm going to be
busy.
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And aren't you leaving on your
fishing trip anyways?
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You're funny.
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Oh yeah. Nailing the bosses
daughter, that's grounds for a
promotion and a raise.
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I mean I have a lot of fun with
you I just, I can't tonight, I'm
busy, and scary movies so...
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I better get back to work.
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See you.
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See you, see you Crystal.
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A promotion due to sex, that
would be awesome.
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The question is, where though?
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I really hope that's a question
of location and not orifice.
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What?
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So...
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Thank you for setting us up with
a sketchy guy like that...
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Yeah well, he's nuts and now he
has my Game Gear.
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Not try, he did. He gave us a
cobbler that is in the car right
now.
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Don't eat that.
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No good?
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No. No good.
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You see. I told you. I told you
and you called me a wimp!
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I have this horrible taste in my
mouth because of you!
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Hey! How would you like a punch
in the butt?
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How would you manage me punching
you in the butthole.
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Think you can handle that? Think
you can manage my fist in your
ass?
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We're straight. We are totally
straight.
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I'm married.
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I'm straighter than an arrow.
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Do you want me to prove it to
you?
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[On Phone] Okay I'll talk to you
then.
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[On Phone] Okay I love you to.
Okay, bye.
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You got married to young. Too
young.
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I'm aware of what you think Cal.
Be quiet.
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Man! Vincent is a crazy person.
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Oh yeah why's that now?
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Most of the stuff in here
has his name and telephone
number on it.
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If we have to return all this
stuff, what the hell are we
paying for, a rental fee?
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Dude did you see...
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Hey look. Its Crystal.
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Okay. Okay, give me a mask.
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You are kidding me!
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Don't drive so close okay
just relax.
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Alright. I'm going to go for it.
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Oh God...
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Damn it.
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Oh God.
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You are kidding me?
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Stupid gate.
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I'm out.
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We're fine man.
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Fine?
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We're totally fine.
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Fine my ass! We are already
hitting snags at this stage in
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the game and you aren't
taking it seriously!
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Why aren't you taking this
seriously!
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You are just getting cold feet.
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Cold feet?
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Oh I'm not talking about Liz
right now.
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I'm talking about you always
backing out at the last minute!
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I went all the way with
marriage!
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We are organized, we're
prepared. We got this!
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No more cold feet. Cold feet
means no balls.
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I'm not trying to back out!
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Yes you are!
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Okay I am a little bit aren't I?
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Yes. One snag is not the end of
the world.
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That is why I plan for these
things.
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See?
241
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,060
What the hell is that?
242
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,195
It's a Fish Bonker.
243
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,198
To like...
244
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:06,070
Just going to 'bonk' her and
then...
245
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,205
...she's going to be
knocked out.
246
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,208
And then we can take her
while she's asleep.
247
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,211
So that's going to be sweet, its
going to be easy for us.
248
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,080
We should've hired somebody else
to do this seriously.
249
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,217
A kidnapper? Its not like it is
an advertised profession you
know.
250
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,220
Oh boy.
251
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:26,090
It's not like a nineteen year
old girl has nothing better to
252
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,227
do than sit at home
on a Friday night.
253
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,250
Cal.
254
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,119
Cal!
255
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,254
Cal, Cal its Crystal!
256
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:00,258
Its Crystal. We have to
get her, go Cal.
257
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,262
Now Cal, go!
258
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,264
Get out!
259
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:09,267
I'm still half asleep man!
260
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,269
Ouch!
261
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,273
Go!
262
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,141
Whoa wait!
263
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,142
Your mask!
264
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,277
Oh yeah.
265
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,280
Your stupid, stupid mask.
266
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,161
Oh God.
267
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,296
Oh God...
268
00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,317
Alright.
269
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,346
Oh wait, wait come back! Please
stop!
270
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:31,349
Damn it!
271
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:43,361
I'm not going to hurt you, I'm
not going to hurt you!
272
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,370
Oh Jesus...
273
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,374
There we go...
274
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:16,327
Go!
275
00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:22,266
Go!
276
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,402
Got you!
277
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:27,405
Cal no!
278
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:42,420
Oh shit.
279
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:07,445
Oh God!
280
00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:23,521
Crystal?
281
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:25,389
Shit.
282
00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:26,524
Oh my God.
283
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:30,528
Honey?
284
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:32,530
Crystal?
285
00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:34,532
Honey?
286
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,545
Crystal where are you?
287
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:54,552
Sharon!
288
00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,555
Sharon come quick!
289
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:05,563
Lets go.
290
00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:09,567
And two breakfast burritos
please.
291
00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:11,569
Is that everything?
292
00:26:12,437 --> 00:26:13,571
Yes.
293
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,461
Are we dropping her?
294
00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:38,596
No, no, no.
295
00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:11,495
Its because you hit her!
296
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,630
What was I supposed to do?
297
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:44,528
Okay wait, wait, wait.
298
00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:45,663
What?
299
00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:47,665
Do you think she could choke?
300
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:51,669
No...
301
00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:05,549
I am shocked at how smelly her
feet are.
302
00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:06,684
Yeah I know.
303
00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:32,710
Okay buddy. Its all you.
304
00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:34,712
Its yours man.
305
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,716
Okay. Okay, alright.
Here we go.
306
00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:52,730
Oh my God. I'm going to kill
you!
307
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:54,598
Just a second.
308
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,599
Is it her?
309
00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:56,734
It is her isn't it?
310
00:28:57,602 --> 00:28:59,269
[On Phone] Hello?
311
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:01,605
What could have possibly
happened in the last couple of
hours...
312
00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:03,741
...that warrants another phone
call?
313
00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:06,610
[On Phone] Yeah sorry
I had to hang up,
314
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:08,612
you know those campfires
can get out of control.
315
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:10,748
[On Phone] Yup. No. Yeah I know
I'm not there.
316
00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:13,751
[On Phone] Honey I can't be in
two places at once.
317
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:16,754
[On Phone] Honey I don't want
you to get upset. Don't smash
things.
318
00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,759
[On Phone] Honey... I just...
Okay I love you buy...
319
00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:23,761
Oh my God...
320
00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:27,765
Hey!
321
00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:31,769
If this was really a fishing
trip, your wife would be ruining
it!
322
00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:33,771
Just deal with her. Come on just
do it.
323
00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:35,773
Count it.
324
00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:37,775
Okay here we go.
325
00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:41,645
Alright, alright.
326
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:42,780
One...
327
00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:44,782
Two...
328
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:46,784
Three!
329
00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:52,456
Three!
330
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,659
Okay what's the matter, here
man. What's the problem?
331
00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:57,661
I can't do this.
You have to do it.
332
00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:59,663
No, you lost, come on.
333
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:00,664
So what, you are a part of this
plan too.
334
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:01,799
Just do it.
335
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:04,668
And you are part of the plan
that agreed to Rock, Paper,
Scissors.
336
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:08,672
Get it together. Stop being a
little girl about this. Chisel
the foot!
337
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:09,673
Come here and chisel this toe.
338
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:10,674
No way!
339
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:11,675
Do it!
340
00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:12,342
Chisel the foot!
341
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:13,076
Do it!
342
00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:14,912
No!
343
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:17,748
...Because I cant. I can't.
344
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:22,820
She's too beautiful and too
unconscious and I can't chisel
her beautiful toe.
345
00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:25,823
So you have to do it otherwise
she's just going to sit here
unconscious...
346
00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:28,826
...Nothing is going to happen,
and then our whole plan is going
to fail.
347
00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:30,794
Fine.
348
00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:31,829
Give me this, get out of the
way.
349
00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:50,848
Well.
350
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,719
You can't do it either.
351
00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:59,857
You are nothing but a little
girl. A big little...
352
00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:14,738
We have Crystal.
Again no cops'...
353
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:15,873
...Yeah if they haven't called
them already.
354
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:20,878
We demand money. Wait for
instructions on how much and
where.
355
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:24,748
Any funny business and we will
send you more than just a toe.
356
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,884
Yeah that sounds good, sounds
terrifying.
357
00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:35,893
Who gets to stay with Crystal?
Pick a color.
358
00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:37,895
Blue.
359
00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:45,769
It says 'Cal'.
360
00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:46,904
Can I see that?
361
00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:58,782
Radio: Hey folks I'm Hank
Halbern.
362
00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:02,786
Radio: You about to go off the
deep end and do something crazy?
363
00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:06,790
Radio: Do it yourself with the
tools and equipment from Hal's
Hardware.
364
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:08,926
Radio: Family owned and operated
for thirty years.
365
00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:12,930
Radio: And we are about to kick
it into hyper drive. Boo Yah!
366
00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:49,893
Wake up! Wake up you
son of a bitch!
367
00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:50,894
What? What is wrong?
368
00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:51,895
Its Crystal.
369
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:53,897
What did she escape?
370
00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:55,032
No...
371
00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:02,039
So. Does she look as dead to you
as she does to me?
372
00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,042
Yes she does Cal, what did you
do?
373
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:06,910
Nothing.
374
00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:08,045
Did you touch her?
375
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:10,881
No man!
376
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:13,250
Don't you lie to me Cal or I
swear I'm going to the police.
Did you touch her?
377
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:16,053
I swear on our friendship Teddy,
I didn't touch her.
378
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:20,057
I just woke up, came over here,
pulled the pillow case off and
that is it.
379
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:22,059
Okay.
380
00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:24,061
Alright.
381
00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:30,067
Hey. Maybe she is not dead.
382
00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:31,935
Yeah.
383
00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:32,936
Right?
384
00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:33,937
Yeah!
385
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:34,938
I mean we aren't doctors right?
386
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:36,139
I'm not.
387
00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:37,941
Yeah, okay well, lets just check
her pulse.
388
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,076
Perfect.
389
00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:41,945
Do you know how to do that?
390
00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:48,085
how to tell if a dead girl is
alive
391
00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:52,089
I'm pretty sure you just 'two
finger' her throat.
392
00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:03,100
Nope. There's nothing.
393
00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:08,105
We killed her. We killed her
dude. Oh my God we killed her.
394
00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:16,980
Cal what the hell are you
talking about?
395
00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:18,982
What did we say?
396
00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,984
Do whatever it takes to not get
caught.
397
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:24,121
Well. This is whatever it takes.
398
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:28,125
Nope. No, none of this stuff
will work.
399
00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:33,130
Well I wouldn't expect your
parents to have the tools for
dismemberment.
400
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
You know who does though right?
401
00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,135
No...
402
00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:42,139
...Mr. Halbern.
403
00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:47,144
Cal. No.
404
00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:53,016
What? Tools are expensive
everywhere else.
405
00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:55,018
Yeah but everyone there thinks
that we are fishing.
406
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:58,021
So what. We can just make up an
excuse.
407
00:35:58,023 --> 00:36:00,157
Do you want to pay full price?
408
00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:39,062
Hey man!
409
00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:43,200
What's up guys? What happened
to the fishing trip?
410
00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:48,071
Oh we are still going, we are
just behind and needed some
stuff.
411
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:51,208
What would you guys need saws
and axes for anyway?
412
00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:53,210
And Painter's suits?
413
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,212
You guys are into some weird
shit hey?
414
00:36:57,148 --> 00:37:01,218
No we're just going to my uncles
place and he said we could stay
there if we did some work.
415
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:04,087
That sounds super lame.
416
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:08,091
Yeah I said 'lame'. That is the
opposite of 'good'.
417
00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:09,226
Thanks man.
418
00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:12,095
Oh, did you scan the axe?
419
00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:13,230
Yeah...
420
00:37:14,098 --> 00:37:15,232
...Okay cool, cool.
421
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,235
Hey why don't you just... Yeah.
422
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,238
That will cost $267.84.
423
00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:24,241
Thank you.
424
00:37:25,109 --> 00:37:26,109
Yup. Awesome.
425
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,110
Have a good one.
426
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:30,247
Alright. Don't do anything crazy
this weekend.
427
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,253
...what's the difference between
jam and jelly?...
428
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:38,315
I thought we said we were not
murderers?
429
00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:41,184
Okay, she knows who we are, we
have to act fast.
430
00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:43,186
Okay and you just think that you
can kill her?
431
00:38:43,188 --> 00:38:47,190
Screw you! You couldn't even
chop off her toe and now you
think you could kill her?
432
00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:50,327
Yeah. I do. Things have changed.
433
00:38:51,195 --> 00:38:53,196
Things have changed? What has
changed?
434
00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:56,333
What have I been saying this
entire time?
435
00:38:57,201 --> 00:38:59,336
Well I guess we will see who the
real tough guy is then.
436
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:02,205
Yeah alright, I guess we will!
437
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,340
Right!
438
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:10,347
You have no idea. You are about
to witness me end someone's
life.
439
00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:13,350
Okay. Alright, lets go.
440
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:27,364
Alright...
441
00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:29,366
...Lets see it then.
442
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:48,251
Oh you are right.
443
00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:49,386
I can't do it.
444
00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:52,389
Oh I knew it.
445
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:57,394
She knows who we are though. She
knows who we are, you have to
come do this.
446
00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:06,403
Not with this, I won't.
447
00:40:22,286 --> 00:40:25,422
Okay, this time you count me
down.
448
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:32,429
Okay. Three...Two...
449
00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:38,435
Oh my God! What, does she have
psychic powers!?
450
00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:40,437
Cal, wait! No!
451
00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:49,446
we're right in the
middle of something.
452
00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:53,316
And yeah, you keep on
interrupting and it's kind of
ruining our vacation.
453
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,118
Cal, no. Don't-
454
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,454
I would really appreciate it if
you stopped calling, you
overbearing bitch!
455
00:40:59,323 --> 00:41:03,326
Thanks a lot man. Thanks a
lot. She's just going to call
back in a second anyways.
456
00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:04,527
Why'd you do that?
457
00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:05,328
Then just turn your phone off.
458
00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:07,096
She is my wife-
459
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:12,335
Well I'm supposed to be your
best friend. I mean Jesus
Christ, Teddy.
460
00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:20,477
I've known you since we were six
years old. And she's known you
for what? - Maybe fives years?
461
00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:26,349
When did I become this piece of
shit that doesn't mean anything
to you?
462
00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:30,653
She's taking over you life.
Why is that okay? Why am I
not allowed to be upset over
463
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:37,360
the fact that she's stealing my
best friend? My only friend.
464
00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:40,363
I don't understand how
you can't see it.
465
00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:47,370
Ever since she came into your
life, you've been leaving mine.
466
00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:53,510
Why can't we be like we used to
be? Why can't you just be my
fucking best friend, man?
467
00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:25,542
Let's get this over with.
468
00:42:28,412 --> 00:42:32,415
Wait! Wait, fire a test shot so
we'll know if it'll kill her!
469
00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:34,417
Alright. What!?
470
00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:37,554
I said, so we know if it'll kill
her!
471
00:42:51,435 --> 00:42:53,570
Seriously, did you even look at
this before you put it in the
gun?
472
00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:55,438
Well, they were the only ones
you had, man.
473
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,574
This couldn't kill a squirrel.
474
00:43:04,448 --> 00:43:05,582
Ready?
475
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:07,584
Yeah, I guess so.
476
00:43:09,453 --> 00:43:10,587
And batter up.
477
00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:17,594
Like I didn't see this coming.
478
00:43:19,463 --> 00:43:23,466
I can't do it like this. I don't
know what this is but I can't.
479
00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:29,472
It's got to be quick
and painless, you know?
And this is neither.
480
00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:32,609
So, we need a gun or something.
481
00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:36,613
Like I said, if you know where
hit men advertise I'm all ears.
482
00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:38,615
Vincent.
483
00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:41,484
I don't think Vincent is into
killing people.
484
00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:43,620
No, Vincent's gun.
485
00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:46,623
Oh.
486
00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:50,627
He's never going to believe
this.
487
00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:54,497
Hey guys.
488
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:56,499
Hey Vince. How's it going, man?
489
00:43:56,501 --> 00:44:00,637
I thought you were on your
fishing trip thing.
490
00:44:01,505 --> 00:44:06,509
Yeah, we were but then... um, we
wanted to come back and get...
491
00:44:06,511 --> 00:44:08,645
Go on, tell him.
492
00:44:10,514 --> 00:44:12,515
We want to buy some drugs.
493
00:44:12,517 --> 00:44:13,650
You want to buy some...?
494
00:44:14,518 --> 00:44:15,652
We want to buy some drugs.
495
00:44:17,521 --> 00:44:19,522
You want to buy some drugs.
Really?
496
00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:21,524
Yes, we want to buy some drugs.
Yes.
497
00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:22,525
This many drugs.
498
00:44:22,527 --> 00:44:23,526
Bullshit.
499
00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:24,527
We're fiending for drugs.
500
00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:26,529
You guys - really? Really?
501
00:44:26,531 --> 00:44:28,531
Just count this and exchange it
for drugs.
502
00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:29,532
You two want to buy drugs?
503
00:44:29,534 --> 00:44:30,099
Yes please.
504
00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:36,339
No, it's completely serious.
I've got this money and I
would like you to take it
505
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,741
and then you just give me
this amount of your finest-
506
00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:40,677
I know how it works! Have you
ever done drugs before?
507
00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:45,548
Who are you asking? Man, I do
drugs all the time. Like, every
day.
508
00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:47,684
What's your favorite drug?
509
00:44:48,553 --> 00:44:52,555
Yep. Cherry blasters infused
with roofies.
510
00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:54,691
That's a Slurpee.
511
00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:01,698
Alright.
512
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:06,569
The bag I'm going to give you
should be more than enough for
some good times out there, man.
513
00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:10,573
I'm going to give you
guys some pot and some
mushrooms and that will
514
00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:12,075
make all the trees
seem really creepy.
515
00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:13,776
It should be really
interesting out in the woods.
516
00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:16,579
I wish I could be out there with
you, first time or not.
517
00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:20,583
I remember the first
time I smoked a joint.
It was crazy, man.
518
00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:23,586
I was out at laser tag and first
off we were older than those
519
00:45:23,588 --> 00:45:25,788
guys by like five
years minimum.
520
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:27,590
And we were with big
Mike from high school.
521
00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:32,795
So he's just throwing dive-rolls
all over the place.
522
00:45:32,797 --> 00:45:35,598
Body-checking kids
into the sides and
523
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,802
I'm just huddling in the
corner back at our base,
524
00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:41,604
It was crazy, it was nuts. It
was all over the place.
525
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:45,608
I've never seen anything
like it in my life.
526
00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:48,611
That actually sounds really fun.
Maybe we should all go together.
527
00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:51,614
Oh yeah! Hell yeah! Oh,
we can't go there though.
528
00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:55,818
We are officially
banned at that location.
529
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:58,621
Hey, Teddy has a really
hilarious joke he just heard
today.
530
00:45:58,623 --> 00:46:00,623
You do not have a hilarious
joke.
531
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:01,624
You want to hear it?
532
00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,693
Tell me your joke.
533
00:46:03,695 --> 00:46:07,730
There's two police officers and
they're on the side of the
534
00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:10,833
highway, and there's this
huge hole in the fence.
535
00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:13,803
And they look down into the
valley and there's this bus
and it's crashed.
536
00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:16,839
So they go down there to check
on it-
537
00:46:16,841 --> 00:46:17,774
Was the weather bad?
538
00:46:18,642 --> 00:46:19,776
Want some quiche?
539
00:46:23,647 --> 00:46:24,647
How much will this get us?
540
00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:25,782
We'll take it.
541
00:46:27,651 --> 00:46:29,652
Why did you grab the musket?
542
00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:32,789
Well, I was solving a problem.
We had a problem. You're
welcome!
543
00:46:48,672 --> 00:46:50,807
Bam! There you go.
544
00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:06,749
Okay, that's it. I'm done.
I'm out.
545
00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:07,884
That's not fair, man.
I won.
546
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:15,024
No, I don't mean that, Cal. I
mean not going to do this and
547
00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:17,760
I'm not going to
let you do this, either.
548
00:48:17,762 --> 00:48:18,895
We agreed.
549
00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:25,902
I want you to listen to me,
okay? What are we doing?
550
00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:33,276
Seriously, we have a girl tied
up in our basement - tied to a
chair,
551
00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:40,783
beaten up and we are talking
about shooting her in the head.
552
00:48:40,785 --> 00:48:45,922
And why? We screwed this up.
553
00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:52,795
I can't do this. And I know that
you can't do this either.
554
00:48:52,797 --> 00:48:54,931
And you know what?
That's okay.
555
00:48:57,801 --> 00:48:59,936
I don't know about you man...
556
00:49:04,808 --> 00:49:07,944
But I'm turning myself in. I'm
calling the cops.
557
00:49:17,821 --> 00:49:18,955
I thought you turned it off.
558
00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:21,958
Yeah, I did turn it off.
559
00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:27,964
I turned it back on. What, did
you expect me to never talk to
her again?
560
00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:39,976
Hello? Hi honey.
561
00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:44,981
Yeah, I know you're upset. You
know what? I'm kind of upset
too.
562
00:50:25,889 --> 00:50:30,026
I need you to listen to me.
Honey, you're not listening to
me.
563
00:50:30,894 --> 00:50:33,029
If you're just going to yell at
me I'm going to hang up.
564
00:50:42,906 --> 00:50:45,041
It's not that I don't want to
talk to you.
565
00:50:47,911 --> 00:50:50,046
No... Honey...
566
00:51:24,948 --> 00:51:27,083
Yeah, I'll call you back. Okay,
bye.
567
00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:41,964
Cal, how did she get out of the
handcuffs?
568
00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:45,101
They're no real. They're made
for sex.
569
00:51:47,971 --> 00:51:56,112
Listen Crystal, I want you to
know that we never meant to hurt
you.
570
00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:59,982
Both of you get on your knees.
571
00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:01,117
Oh my God.
572
00:52:02,986 --> 00:52:04,120
Now.
573
00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:11,127
I said now, Cal.
574
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:27,610
I know that this is going to be
really, really hard to believe
575
00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:28,777
but we never meant for
any of this to happen.
576
00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:29,912
Just stop talking.
577
00:52:32,015 --> 00:52:34,016
Please Crystal... Please.
578
00:52:34,018 --> 00:52:38,020
I said up shut up, Cal.
Shut up!
579
00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:40,156
Teddy, I don't want to die.
580
00:52:42,025 --> 00:52:44,160
You bastards.
581
00:52:45,028 --> 00:52:46,028
Crystal.
582
00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:47,897
You sons of bitches.
583
00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:49,031
We were just about to
call the cops, okay?
584
00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:51,033
All of this was going to end.
585
00:52:51,035 --> 00:52:55,171
I don't know what else to do,
Teddy.
586
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,041
Let's just call the police,
okay?
587
00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:02,044
Let's just call the police. Just
give me the gun.
588
00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:04,046
Don't touch me!
589
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:05,181
Okay!
590
00:53:08,051 --> 00:53:14,190
Stay the fuck away from me! I
can't trust you!
591
00:53:16,059 --> 00:53:20,062
Crystal! Hey, listen to me!
592
00:53:20,064 --> 00:53:24,066
We know that we messed this up
and this is all our fault.
593
00:53:24,068 --> 00:53:27,069
It's not going to make
anything right, okay?
594
00:53:27,071 --> 00:53:30,272
So let's just call the police!
Just give me the gun-
595
00:53:30,274 --> 00:53:32,074
Just stop talking!
596
00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:33,209
Don't!
597
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,283
Alight, um...
598
00:57:01,285 --> 00:57:07,289
I assume that the joints are the
easiest parts to cut through.
599
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,425
I can only assume you're right.
600
00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:14,430
Crystal, I am so sorry.
601
00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:24,306
Did it go all the
way through?
602
00:57:24,308 --> 00:57:26,442
Why don't you take
a closer look?
603
00:57:36,319 --> 00:57:39,321
Mmm, that's nice.
What is that?
604
00:57:39,323 --> 00:57:40,456
"Cool Water."
605
00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:58,474
See? Now this provides the
perfect ambiance.
606
00:57:59,342 --> 00:58:01,477
You want to light some candles,
too?
607
00:59:43,346 --> 00:59:44,446
Hey Teddy! Hey, wait up!
608
00:59:44,448 --> 00:59:45,581
There's no time!
609
01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:22,618
Cheers.
610
01:00:26,255 --> 01:00:28,490
Take that last piece of
clothing off, too.
611
01:00:28,492 --> 01:00:29,625
What?
612
01:00:29,627 --> 01:00:33,161
Oh, I thought you were wearing a
sweater. Sorry, that's my fault.
613
01:02:04,654 --> 01:02:07,956
Hey! I just saved your life.
614
01:02:07,958 --> 01:02:09,725
Think he'll notice the
Tupperware's not the same?
615
01:02:31,614 --> 01:02:32,614
Come on, man.
616
01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:33,749
It's still good!
617
01:02:42,391 --> 01:02:44,526
Come on, Vince.
Where you at?
618
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:51,566
Vince? I brought your damned
Tupperware, I want my Game Gear
back.
619
01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:15,590
Hey Vince, where you at, man?
620
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:17,459
Vincent?
621
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:18,460
Hey Vince?
622
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,462
Hello?
623
01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:21,463
Vince?
624
01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:24,599
Vincent? Hello?
625
01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:30,605
Vincent, are you in here?
626
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:40,482
Teddy? Teddy!
627
01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:41,616
What?
628
01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:06,508
We should probably go now.
629
01:04:06,510 --> 01:04:07,642
Yeah.
630
01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:25,527
Oh, my ass!
631
01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:26,528
You okay?
632
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:27,662
Yeah, yeah!
633
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:43,678
I really hope that had nothing
to do with us.
634
01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:46,948
Well let's just think
about this, right? Okay,
635
01:04:46,950 --> 01:04:48,750
Vincent said he had problems
with a whole bunch of "people."
636
01:04:48,752 --> 01:04:53,555
Yes. Yes, the mailman, yes.
637
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:54,556
And so, that could have been
them.
638
01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:55,557
Yeah.
639
01:04:55,559 --> 01:05:01,563
Sure he seemed like a nice guy,
but sold drugs to children.
640
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,565
Probably had nothing to do with
us.
641
01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,100
Yes.
642
01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:06,568
Definitely just the dangers of
the drug trade, that's it.
643
01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:08,703
Yes.
644
01:05:09,438 --> 01:05:10,972
You know what we
should do? Right now,
645
01:05:10,974 --> 01:05:13,008
I'm just going to call
Josh and I guarantee -
646
01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:16,778
Vince and Josh are buddies - I'm
sure Josh knows more about
what's going on.
647
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:19,581
No, no, no, don't call him.
We're out camping, remember?
648
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,582
Oh yeah.
649
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:21,716
Yeah.
650
01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:23,585
Good idea.
651
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:26,721
Right, okay. So-
652
01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:31,726
Hi Liz listen, I can't talk.
I'll call you back. Bye.
653
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:38,733
Okay, so we go out and we go
fishing. And we take a whole
bunch of pictures-
654
01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:16,638
Take that, you bastard!
655
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,772
Yeah!
656
01:06:17,774 --> 01:06:22,844
Nobody breaks into my parents
house and... Brings in the mail.
Oh shit.
657
01:06:22,846 --> 01:06:24,179
What?
658
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:25,013
It's my neighbor.
659
01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:26,848
What?
660
01:06:26,850 --> 01:06:28,650
Yes, it's my neighbor. My Mom
told me he'd be doing this.
661
01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:31,653
Oh my God! You idiot!
662
01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:32,654
How was I supposed to know?
663
01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:33,788
She told you, that's how!
664
01:06:35,758 --> 01:06:41,663
Okay, okay! Maybe we could just
put a butcher's knife in his
hand and then call the cops.
665
01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,465
What possible reason
would my neighbor have to
come over to my parents
666
01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:47,869
house, bring over the mail while
wielding a butcher's knife?!
667
01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:49,804
He was going to deliver the mail
and then murder us both!
668
01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:53,675
We're going to have to
"Crystal" him.
669
01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:56,678
What? No! No, absolutely not!
670
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,782
He's dead and his wife is going
to be coming over here looking
for him.
671
01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:02,884
Which means she is going to
find him dead!
672
01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:05,687
I can't deal with this shit
anymore! We did it once, we can
do it again!
673
01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:06,688
Oh no.
674
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:07,789
Do we have anymore garbage bags?
675
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:08,857
Yeah, they're outside in the
car.
676
01:07:08,859 --> 01:07:10,792
Do we have anymore painting
suits?
677
01:07:10,794 --> 01:07:13,695
Yeah, they're upstairs I think.
But Cal, we can't do this again.
I can't do this again.
678
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:17,198
You're going to go get that
stuff from the car and I'm going
to drag his ass to the basement.
679
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,702
And we're going to take
care of this right now.
680
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:21,836
Because I want to go fishing!
681
01:07:21,838 --> 01:07:28,843
Yeah. Okay! Hold on.
Are we sure he's dead?
682
01:07:39,855 --> 01:07:41,389
Good enough?
683
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:42,524
I guess.
684
01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:24,899
Hey, what's up? You've missed
Cal. Drop me a line-
685
01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:36,978
Hello, I'd like the phone number
for the following address
please.
686
01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:38,780
Alright, go ahead.
687
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:41,783
467 Glenmere Road.
688
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,785
Would you like us to connect
you directly, sir?
689
01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,787
Sure, yes.
690
01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:48,790
And this is to be billed to the
receiver?
691
01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:50,792
Yes, yes please connect me.
692
01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:53,928
Okay, I just need you to record
a greeting after the beep,
please.
693
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:58,800
Cal, get out of the house! Get
out of the house!
694
01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:01,936
Okay, just wait a moment while
I connect you.
695
01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:04,205
Hello?
696
01:09:04,207 --> 01:09:06,808
Cal, get out of the house! Get
out of the house!
697
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:08,476
Collect call. Do you accept the
charges?
698
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:12,180
Cal, get out of the house! Get
out of the house!
699
01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:13,748
What? Why?
700
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:16,251
There are people in your
carport! They're trying to break
in.
701
01:09:16,253 --> 01:09:18,319
They're probably just salesmen
or Jehovah's Witnesses.
702
01:09:18,321 --> 01:09:21,523
No, they're not Jehovah's
Witnesses. Cal, they're
in the house right now.
703
01:09:21,525 --> 01:09:24,559
They're in the house. They have
guns. Get out!
704
01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:27,395
Are you serious? I'm putting on
the painter's suit right now.
I'm upstairs!
705
01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:28,396
Jump out the window then.
706
01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:29,531
Alright, hold on.
707
01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:44,712
Cal? Cal, where are you? Cal?
708
01:09:46,649 --> 01:09:48,683
Where are they?
709
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:49,717
I don't know, I can't see them.
710
01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:50,718
What should I do?
711
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:51,953
Jump.
712
01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,755
What? Are you crazy? I could
hurt myself!
713
01:09:53,757 --> 01:09:54,789
Do you want to get shot instead?
714
01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:56,925
Hello?
715
01:09:57,826 --> 01:10:00,962
I said hello. Look, I know
somebody's there.
716
01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:05,934
I can hear you breathing. Look,
we just want our niece back.
717
01:10:05,936 --> 01:10:08,036
Holy shit! There's a dead guy
over here!
718
01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:13,041
Take a lesson! That's what we're
going to do to you if you don't
leave my house immediately.
719
01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:14,042
Hank, now he's threatening us.
720
01:10:14,044 --> 01:10:16,077
Listen, he didn't mean that.
721
01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:20,148
I'm not here. I'm calling from
home.
722
01:10:22,151 --> 01:10:24,452
Who are you looking for?
Callum McDermott
723
01:10:24,454 --> 01:10:28,256
That's my neighbor. You should
go next door.
724
01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:29,257
No.
725
01:10:29,259 --> 01:10:30,391
No? Why?
726
01:10:32,428 --> 01:10:36,531
Callum McDermott lives at West
12th and his parents live at
this house. Now where are you?
727
01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:39,601
We just want to ask you a couple
of questions, alright?
728
01:10:39,603 --> 01:10:42,437
I'm on my way to the police
right now.
729
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:43,471
No.
730
01:10:43,473 --> 01:10:45,673
Why?
731
01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:50,612
You're on the house phone! We
just want Crystal back! Now come
out here and answer my - fuck!
732
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:56,651
Hank! Oh my God! That
guy wasn't dead, Hank!
733
01:10:56,653 --> 01:10:58,886
His head exploded
like a melon! Oh my God!
734
01:10:58,888 --> 01:11:01,723
How could you not figure
it out for a second time?
735
01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:05,560
You're the one who kicked him
and said he was dead, you
asshole!
736
01:11:05,562 --> 01:11:08,296
You're an asshole! It was an
accident! He grabbed my leg and
scared the shit out of me!
737
01:11:09,231 --> 01:11:12,367
Oh, not you sir. Sorry, I was
talking to Cal.
738
01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:13,668
How dare you put this on me,
Teddy?
739
01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:19,374
Is that Theodore Ivans?
1364 East 29th?
740
01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:26,447
Holy shit, Hank! That Theodore
guy - he's on the other phone!
741
01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:29,617
Cal, I'm sorry. They know
our address. Liz might be in
trouble, I have to go.
742
01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:31,753
What? No!
743
01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:36,057
You can't leave me here!
You can't!
744
01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:38,192
I can and I will!
745
01:11:38,194 --> 01:11:42,363
You bastard! If you leave I'm
going to rat you out. I'm going
to tell them where you are!
746
01:11:42,365 --> 01:11:44,065
Screw you! I'll tell them
where you are!
747
01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:47,635
Son of a bitch! He's outside!
He's in the silver car! Hurry!
748
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:50,204
Asshole! Cal's on the roof!
Cal's on the roof!
749
01:11:50,206 --> 01:11:51,172
You're a terrible friend!
750
01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:52,307
So are you!
751
01:12:32,214 --> 01:12:36,351
Yeah. Yeah right.
Okay, bye.
752
01:12:41,223 --> 01:12:42,357
He says he's on his way.
753
01:12:43,225 --> 01:12:44,359
Good stuff.
754
01:12:46,228 --> 01:12:49,230
It'll all be over soon. This is
our sister we're talking about.
755
01:12:49,232 --> 01:12:51,232
We should have got someone else
to do this shit.
756
01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:54,369
I know, I know. It's not like we
could have Craigslist'ed
criminals for hire.
757
01:12:55,237 --> 01:12:57,372
Alright, pull it together man.
758
01:13:07,249 --> 01:13:09,250
Who's is that that?
759
01:13:09,252 --> 01:13:10,385
I got it off him.
760
01:13:12,254 --> 01:13:14,389
Liz. Who is "Liz?"
761
01:13:20,262 --> 01:13:21,396
There he is.
762
01:13:25,267 --> 01:13:27,001
What the hell happened to you?
763
01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:31,406
It's a long story, don't
worry about it. How are you
holding up?
764
01:13:32,274 --> 01:13:35,276
How the hell do you think I'm
holding up? Where are they?
765
01:13:35,278 --> 01:13:36,411
In the living room.
766
01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:38,279
They say anything yet?
767
01:13:38,281 --> 01:13:40,281
No, we just got started.
768
01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:44,419
Alright, let's just get this
over with.
769
01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:58,299
Why is he in his underwear?
770
01:13:58,301 --> 01:13:59,434
I don't know, that's how we
found him.
771
01:14:17,319 --> 01:14:19,454
Alright, where is she?
772
01:14:21,323 --> 01:14:25,460
Don't look at him.
You look at me.
773
01:14:36,338 --> 01:14:38,339
Hank, no. No more killing!
774
01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:39,474
It's okay, I got this.
775
01:14:41,343 --> 01:14:45,480
Honey? How long does it take to
bring in the mail?
776
01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:53,488
Don't scream. Don't look at me.
Just move forward slowly.
777
01:15:05,367 --> 01:15:09,370
Oh God! I didn't mean to!
It was the dog!
778
01:15:09,372 --> 01:15:12,507
Jesus Christ, Hank!
779
01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:15,510
It was an accident, I swear!
780
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:21,382
Again? I can't believe it.
Again?
781
01:15:21,384 --> 01:15:24,385
It's okay Hank. It's okay, you
did good.
782
01:15:24,387 --> 01:15:28,389
You deal with them. We'll take
her downstairs with the other
one.
783
01:15:28,391 --> 01:15:32,393
Don't worry about it, okay?
We'll deal with her, you deal
with them.
784
01:15:32,395 --> 01:15:34,395
What other one?
When did this happen?
785
01:15:34,397 --> 01:15:35,530
I said don't worry about it!
786
01:15:37,499 --> 01:15:42,403
Just find out what they
know, we'll deal with her.
This is about Crystal.
787
01:15:42,405 --> 01:15:46,407
Just focus on Crystal, okay?
Then let's get the hell out of
here.
788
01:15:46,409 --> 01:15:48,543
Hank, come on!
789
01:15:50,412 --> 01:15:53,548
I need a boo yah right now! Come
on, buddy, give me a booya!
790
01:15:55,417 --> 01:15:58,553
Please guys, where is she?
791
01:16:01,423 --> 01:16:03,424
Is this one of yours?
792
01:16:03,426 --> 01:16:05,560
It's mine, sir.
793
01:16:07,429 --> 01:16:10,431
Liz... Is she part of this too?
794
01:16:10,433 --> 01:16:13,568
No, I swear she's not.
795
01:16:16,438 --> 01:16:23,578
Hello. No, no it's Jake Halbern
- Teddy's boss.
796
01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:31,519
Honestly, I've had better
days. Listen, I need to know,
797
01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:34,455
have you seen Teddy in
the last couple of days?
798
01:16:34,457 --> 01:16:36,591
No, that's good.
That's really good.
799
01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:42,463
Why am I answering his phone
then?
800
01:16:42,465 --> 01:16:43,598
She's going to know we were
here.
801
01:16:48,470 --> 01:16:49,604
It'll be the last one.
802
01:16:50,472 --> 01:16:51,606
Honey!-
803
01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:59,614
Listen, Teddy and Cal are here
at Cal's parent's place and I
need you to stop by.
804
01:17:02,484 --> 01:17:04,619
Calm down... Calm down!
805
01:17:05,487 --> 01:17:09,624
Look, just get the hell over
here! I got to go.
806
01:17:16,498 --> 01:17:18,633
You stupid sons of bitches!
807
01:17:21,503 --> 01:17:24,505
Don't make me kill your wife,
Teddy.
808
01:17:24,507 --> 01:17:26,641
Or your parents, Cal.
809
01:17:33,515 --> 01:17:36,651
You must really think I'm
stupid, huh?
810
01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:45,526
I made a cobbler last night.
811
01:17:49,531 --> 01:17:53,668
And make sure you bring back the
container and anything else in
there that has my name on it.
812
01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:02,677
Damn you guys for putting me in
this position!
813
01:18:04,546 --> 01:18:06,547
You tell me where my daughter
is!
814
01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:08,683
Is this regardless of where she
is?
815
01:18:09,551 --> 01:18:11,686
I just want to find my daughter.
816
01:18:15,557 --> 01:18:19,560
She's in the dumpster
behind the Stop-and-Go
817
01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:23,564
on 29th and Lonsdale and
the one on Cardero.
818
01:18:23,566 --> 01:18:25,566
In a garbage can on the corner
of Eagleridge and Beaumont.
819
01:18:25,568 --> 01:18:28,569
The construction site on 17th
and Lonsdale.
820
01:18:28,571 --> 01:18:30,571
The garbage bin on Hastings and
Main.
821
01:18:30,573 --> 01:18:33,708
The grease bin at the Golden
Pearl.
822
01:18:37,579 --> 01:18:39,580
What the fuck are you talking
about!?
823
01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:41,716
She died.
824
01:19:07,609 --> 01:19:09,744
What the hell's going on?
825
01:19:15,617 --> 01:19:21,622
You are going to tell me where
Crystal is or I am going to skin
you alive.
826
01:19:21,624 --> 01:19:23,624
Seriously, come on now.
827
01:19:23,626 --> 01:19:28,763
I swear to God. Tell me where
she is.
828
01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:34,635
Hank, hold onto him. Grab him!
829
01:19:34,637 --> 01:19:36,437
No, wait!
830
01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:40,441
Teddy, no! Please no!
Teddy! It was my idea!
831
01:19:40,443 --> 01:19:44,645
It was my idea! Teddy! No!
832
01:19:44,647 --> 01:19:48,749
Mr. Halbern! Mr. Halbern,
please! Don't hurt him, please!
833
01:19:48,751 --> 01:19:58,826
Mr. Halbern, please!
834
01:19:58,828 --> 01:20:08,903
Mr. Halbern, please!
835
01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:16,677
Mr. Halbern, please!
836
01:20:16,679 --> 01:20:17,812
Shut up!
837
01:20:17,814 --> 01:20:21,816
Hank! Turn on the radio I don't
want to hear him scream!
838
01:20:33,695 --> 01:20:38,833
Look at this mess. Why is there
wine everywhere?
839
01:20:40,702 --> 01:20:42,837
You son of a bitch!
840
01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:45,840
How dare do you guys lie to me
about where you were!
841
01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:49,844
What is this? Some kind of sex
party?
842
01:20:50,712 --> 01:20:53,714
You got my Teddy into S and M
now?
843
01:20:53,716 --> 01:20:56,851
Where is he? Where's Teddy?
844
01:20:59,721 --> 01:21:00,855
Is that him?
845
01:21:02,724 --> 01:21:04,859
Is that the son of a bitch? Is
he with girls? Is that what this
week has been about?
846
01:21:05,727 --> 01:21:07,862
Damn right, not while I'm
around!
847
01:21:10,732 --> 01:21:15,870
Listen you house wrecking son's
of bitches, open the God damn
door!
848
01:22:25,807 --> 01:22:26,941
Hi Cal.
849
01:22:30,812 --> 01:22:32,947
What the hell happened?
850
01:22:33,815 --> 01:22:36,951
There is no way to explain.
851
01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:40,955
Shit got real.
852
01:22:47,829 --> 01:22:48,963
Honey?
853
01:22:50,832 --> 01:22:52,833
Hey Honey you okay?
854
01:22:52,835 --> 01:22:53,968
You okay?
855
01:22:55,838 --> 01:22:58,839
You're what happened you son
of a bitch!
856
01:22:58,841 --> 01:22:59,974
What?
857
01:22:59,976 --> 01:23:02,977
Because of you, I did all
of that up there!
858
01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:05,846
Oh hey Honey, no you
saved us!
859
01:23:05,848 --> 01:23:06,981
From what?
860
01:23:06,983 --> 01:23:11,852
That's, that's kind of a hard
story to tell.
861
01:23:11,854 --> 01:23:13,988
The point is you saved us, you
saved me.
862
01:23:14,856 --> 01:23:17,992
Oh baby, we got to get you to
the dentist.
863
01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:21,862
Yeah? I feel good, I feel good.
864
01:23:21,864 --> 01:23:22,863
I missed you so much!
865
01:23:22,865 --> 01:23:23,998
I missed you too.
866
01:23:26,868 --> 01:23:29,003
No! You still lied to me you
son's of bitches!
867
01:23:29,871 --> 01:23:31,872
Listen Honey, the fishing trip
just didn't work out.
868
01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,007
Why not?
869
01:23:33,009 --> 01:23:39,013
Because... Mr. Halbern kidnapped
us, and he was going to ransom
us back to you!
870
01:23:39,882 --> 01:23:42,883
They we're like "we're going to
kill you first, and then we're
going to kill Cal."
871
01:23:42,885 --> 01:23:45,019
And we were like 'Shit no!' and
then you came in.
872
01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:46,887
Yeah.
873
01:23:46,889 --> 01:23:47,888
Well we got to call the cops.
874
01:23:47,890 --> 01:23:48,889
No, no, that's not a good idea.
875
01:23:48,891 --> 01:23:53,027
Well Mr. Halbern has friends in
the police department.
876
01:23:53,895 --> 01:23:55,029
And we wouldn't stand a chance.
877
01:23:55,031 --> 01:24:00,034
And so we would go to jail and
you would go to women's jail.
878
01:24:00,902 --> 01:24:02,202
And then we wouldn't be together
anymore.
879
01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:04,038
Oh no you are right! I can't
loose you Teddy!
880
01:24:04,907 --> 01:24:07,041
We got to get rid of the
evidence.
881
01:24:07,043 --> 01:24:09,910
We just got to chop it up and
get rid of it!
882
01:24:09,912 --> 01:24:11,912
Yes that is exactly what we need
to do but first...
883
01:24:11,914 --> 01:24:12,913
Oh shit.
884
01:24:12,915 --> 01:24:14,048
Who the hell is that?
885
01:24:20,922 --> 01:24:23,057
Shit. It's the cops!
886
01:24:23,925 --> 01:24:27,061
Oh Teddy, I can't loose you! We
got to kill him!
887
01:24:27,929 --> 01:24:29,063
We don't need to kill him!
888
01:24:29,931 --> 01:24:31,398
Liz you are going to calm down.
889
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:36,070
Cal, you get something on and go
to the door and deal with him!
890
01:24:36,938 --> 01:24:37,938
You are fine, here we go.
891
01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:38,939
You two hide!
892
01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:39,940
Do it!
893
01:24:39,942 --> 01:24:40,941
You are in time-out now!
894
01:24:40,943 --> 01:24:42,076
I am not in time-out!
895
01:24:42,944 --> 01:24:43,944
Here we go!
896
01:24:43,946 --> 01:24:45,079
Teddy I hate time-out...
897
01:24:50,952 --> 01:24:52,086
Just a minute!
898
01:24:52,954 --> 01:24:56,090
Just putting on my face!
899
01:25:01,963 --> 01:25:03,097
Hello!
900
01:25:04,232 --> 01:25:04,965
Evening sir... Your face, are
you alright?
901
01:25:04,967 --> 01:25:06,100
What?
902
01:25:06,968 --> 01:25:10,104
Broken blood vessel, its
nothing.
903
01:25:10,972 --> 01:25:16,110
Sure. Well, we received a call
saying there was screaming and
loud bangs.
904
01:25:16,978 --> 01:25:18,112
You sure everything is okay?
905
01:25:18,980 --> 01:25:20,981
Yeah everything is fine in here
just...
906
01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:22,116
You sure it wasn't a prank call
or something like that?
907
01:25:22,118 --> 01:25:24,118
Is there something going on in
this house?
908
01:25:24,986 --> 01:25:26,854
Nope not from here.
909
01:25:26,856 --> 01:25:27,988
Yeah well there was screaming
and banging. I need to know what
is going on.
910
01:25:27,990 --> 01:25:30,991
I got complaints calling in, and
you are all bloody.
911
01:25:30,993 --> 01:25:31,992
It was a prank call.
912
01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:32,993
What is going on?
913
01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:34,128
Maybe it was the neighbors.
914
01:25:34,996 --> 01:25:36,997
Or maybe it was not the
neighbors.
915
01:25:36,999 --> 01:25:39,133
Probably don't waste your time
looking there...
916
01:25:40,001 --> 01:25:41,135
Your name sir?
917
01:25:42,003 --> 01:25:44,004
I'm Callum McDermott...
918
01:25:44,006 --> 01:25:45,139
I need to see some
identification.
919
01:25:45,141 --> 01:25:48,008
I'd love to get it for you but
as you can see I'm not wearing
pants.
920
01:25:48,010 --> 01:25:49,510
I want to go inside.
921
01:25:49,512 --> 01:25:52,012
Wait out here, the house is
messy, the maid hasn't come.
922
01:25:52,014 --> 01:25:53,013
You are all bloody so I'm coming
in.
923
01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:56,150
Master, when are you coming back
to bed?
924
01:25:58,019 --> 01:25:59,153
Hi officer.
925
01:26:05,026 --> 01:26:07,161
That's my lover.
926
01:26:08,029 --> 01:26:12,166
I'm sorry I didn't realize you
had company.
927
01:26:13,034 --> 01:26:17,037
Yeah well you can understand how
a love like ours produces some
loud banging...
928
01:26:17,039 --> 01:26:19,173
And has to be kept discreet.
929
01:26:24,045 --> 01:26:25,179
For sure.
930
01:26:25,181 --> 01:26:30,050
I totally agree, I apologize,
just try to keep it down.
931
01:26:30,052 --> 01:26:32,186
You gentleman have yourself a
good evening.
932
01:26:33,054 --> 01:26:34,188
Yes, we are very safe!
933
01:26:35,056 --> 01:26:36,190
Yup, we always use protection.
934
01:26:37,058 --> 01:26:38,192
And a safety word!
935
01:26:40,061 --> 01:26:41,061
That was really close.
936
01:26:41,063 --> 01:26:43,063
Yeah, you look really good.
937
01:26:43,065 --> 01:26:44,198
Thanks.
938
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,081
Liz, why did you do that?
939
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:03,083
He knew! He was going to call
for backup!
940
01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:05,085
He wasn't going to do anything!
941
01:27:05,087 --> 01:27:07,221
He knew damn it!
942
01:27:08,089 --> 01:27:10,224
Honey we just need you to calm
down okay?
943
01:27:11,092 --> 01:27:12,226
I'm sorry.
944
01:27:13,094 --> 01:27:14,228
I didn't mean to say that.
945
01:27:15,096 --> 01:27:17,231
Okay, it's alright, okay Honey.
946
01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:20,234
Okay, here is what we have to
do.
947
01:27:22,103 --> 01:27:24,238
We have to get rid of these
bodies, we have to chop them
up...
948
01:27:25,106 --> 01:27:26,240
But first we have to get rid of
that Police Car!
949
01:27:27,109 --> 01:27:29,243
We just need you to slow down
okay?
950
01:27:29,245 --> 01:27:32,246
No I already have the plan, just
listen to me!
951
01:27:33,114 --> 01:27:34,114
Whatever you say Liz.
952
01:27:34,116 --> 01:27:35,249
Do something...
953
01:27:37,118 --> 01:27:39,119
Okay Honey? Listen to me.
954
01:27:39,121 --> 01:27:42,256
We really appreciate you saving
us, we really do.
955
01:27:43,124 --> 01:27:48,128
Now we just need you to calm
down. Just a little bit.
956
01:27:48,130 --> 01:27:49,263
Oh Teddy...
957
01:27:50,131 --> 01:27:52,266
I love you so much.
958
01:27:53,134 --> 01:27:54,268
And I want to be with you
forever and ever.
959
01:27:55,136 --> 01:27:57,271
I'm going to kill Cal as well...
960
01:27:58,139 --> 01:28:02,276
I will not have you guys going
soft on me!
961
01:28:03,144 --> 01:28:05,145
You assholes are all against me!
962
01:28:05,147 --> 01:28:07,147
We are not against you I swear!
963
01:28:07,149 --> 01:28:08,148
I can't deal with this, I need a
drink!
964
01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:09,283
Okay. Get a drink.
965
01:28:11,152 --> 01:28:12,152
Oh wait, I wouldn't...
966
01:28:12,154 --> 01:28:13,153
I wouldn't what?
967
01:28:13,155 --> 01:28:16,290
I wouldn't what Teddy?
968
01:28:27,168 --> 01:28:28,302
Nothing...
969
01:28:29,170 --> 01:28:31,305
Then shut the hell up!
970
01:28:32,173 --> 01:28:36,310
You assholes are still in
trouble for lying to me about
fishing...
971
01:28:43,184 --> 01:28:44,318
Honey?
972
01:28:46,187 --> 01:28:47,321
You okay?
973
01:28:51,192 --> 01:28:52,326
Honey?
974
01:28:53,194 --> 01:29:03,270
You okay Baby?
975
01:29:03,272 --> 01:29:12,212
You okay Baby?
976
01:29:12,214 --> 01:29:13,747
Holy shit.
977
01:29:17,218 --> 01:29:18,352
Baby?
978
01:29:47,248 --> 01:29:48,382
Oh yeah.
979
01:29:49,250 --> 01:29:50,384
I thought you looked different.
980
01:30:04,265 --> 01:30:05,399
Thank you.
981
01:30:35,296 --> 01:30:37,431
I guess I'm single again.
982
01:30:40,301 --> 01:30:41,435
Yeah, I got my wing man back.
983
01:30:44,305 --> 01:30:46,440
Oh wait, I guess I can sell
that.
984
01:30:49,310 --> 01:30:51,445
Yeah. It is probably worth
something.
985
01:31:00,321 --> 01:31:02,456
By the way I'm really sorry I
ratted you out earlier.
986
01:31:03,324 --> 01:31:04,458
Yeah me too.
987
01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:16,470
By the way the bathroom is
absolutely destroyed.
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