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hello Duke oh my can II luck today well

I figured out a swell racket and

everything was going great until the

cops came along too bad it didn't work

if them cops would stick to their own

racket and leave honest guys alone we'd

get somewhere in this country without a

lot of this relief and all that stuff

well like I wouldn't worry prosperity

just around the corner yeah it's been

there a long time I wish I knew which

corner well Duke I'm gonna turn in

bonsoir

one for Mike

this is the place all right that looks

like one of them sitting outside pretty

tough joint tomato Larry now talk to the

fellow I told you about this place we

got here good evening good evening how'd

you like to make five dollars huh I

didn't quite catch what you said I said

how would you like to make five dollars

five dollars five dollars uh-huh I don't

want to seem inquisitive but what would

I have to do for it all you have to do

is go to the board or its hotel with me

and I'll show you to a few people in

then I'll send you right back

may I inquire just why you would want to

show me two people at the Waldorf Ritz

oh you must know it's a game you've

probably heard about it it scavenger

hunt if I find a forgotten man first I

win is that clear yes quite clear shall

i wear my tails or come just as I am you

can be fresh do you want the five

dollars or don't you madam I can't tell

you how flattered I am by your very

generous offer

George however I'm afraid I'll have to

take it up with my board of directors

don't you touch me I know what my board

of directors advise I think you should

be spanked

George do something you in the habit of

hitting ladies maybe I'm gonna habit of

hitting gentlemen also that'll interest

you what are you going to do in here

let's get a policeman oh you hi my reign

that was my sister Cornelia pushed in

the ice pile how'd you like to have me

push Canadia sister into a Nash

oh I don't think I'd like well any

better get out of here you bitch wait a

minute serrano ham sitting

what's up dope need some help no they

advise that everything under control you

a member of this hunting party I was but

I'm not now are they all forgotten men

too

yes I guess they are maybe why that's

the funniest thing I couldn't help but

laugh I've wanted to do that ever since

I was 6 years old

you wanted to do what Oh push Cornelia

and something a pile of ashes or

something

you know that was faithful George with

that that isn't really his name but we

call him that because he gets in

everybody's here his father's the broker

that's very enlightening good new you

thought she was gonna win a new push in

a pile of ashes

you could follow our intelligent

conversation for just a moment I'll try

no that's fine you mind telling me just

what a scavenger hunt is well a

scavenger hunt is exactly like a

treasure hunt except in a treasure hunt

you try to find something you want and a

scavenger hunt you try to find something

that nobody wants hmm I could have

forgotten man that's right and the one

the winds get surprised only there

really isn't a prize it's just the honor

of winning because all the money goes to

charity that is if there's any money

left over but then there never is

mmm mmm clears the whole matter up

beautifully you know I've decided I

don't want to play any more games with

human beings as I've see it's kind of

sordid when you think of it I mean when

you think it over yeah I don't know I

haven't thought it over yeah I don't

like to change the subject would you

tell me why you live in a place like

this and there's so many other nice

places you really want to know well I'm

very curious mm-hmm what's because my

real estate agent felt that the altitude

would be very good for my asthma well my

uncle has asthma no well there's a

coincidence well I suppose I should be

going over shouldn't I the greater

policy you won the game I suppose it was

Cornelia guarantee she's probably got

another forgotten man by now you mean if

you took me along with you that you win

the game is that the idea well I mind if

I got there first but after seeing what

you did to Cornelia I'm not saying

anything but you'd win if you got back

first with me be awfully nice of you but

I don't like to ask let's beat Cornelia

you wouldn't be asking too much see I've

got a sense of curiosity just the same

as you have I really like to see just

what a scavenger hunt looks like well I

told you yes I'm still curious well come

on

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look at the

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are all these people hunters although we

work in group summer hunters and summer

receivers sounds like a bankruptcy

proceeding I never thought of that

who receives me well I'll have to thank

you to the committee but you don't mind

me I can hardly wait wait a minute oh

this is Godfrey scorning here back yet

Dean Cornelia where did you find him

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please quiet fire miss Bullock has a

forgotten man do you mind stepping up on

the platform please get right up on the

platform gotcha yeah do you mind if I

ask you a few questions

far away what is your address city dump

32 East River Sutton Place vegetable

over there isn't it in spots

that's your permanent address well the

permanency is rather questionable see

the place is being rapidly filled in you

mind if I ask you a personal question

if it isn't too personal are those

whiskers your own no one else is

clamouring I must ask that question

because one group we're trying to fool

the committee the early part of the

evening by putting false whiskers on one

of their own group may I mean so much

pleasure one more question

are you wanted by the police oh that's

just the trouble

nobody wants me oh very good answer

nobody want some nobody at all nobody oh

that's too bad on the contrary I

sometimes find it a great advantage the

committee you satisfied miss Irene

Bullock wins 20 points for a forgotten

man and 50 Poindexter for bringing in

the first ball

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my purpose in coming here tonight was

twofold firstly I wanted to aid this

young lady secondly I was curious to see

how a bunch of empty-headed nitwits

conducted themselves my curiosity

satisfied

I assure you it'll be a pleasure for me

to go back to a society of really

important people I'm terribly sorry

that's all right I've never brought you

here if I thought they were gonna

humiliate you I'm terribly grateful this

is the first time I've ever been couldn

t did anything you helped me do it that

makes me a sort of Cornelia Vita you've

done something for me I wish I could do

something to you

because you've done something for me

don't you see no I don't see I could use

a job if you've got one lying around

loose can you bottle oh yes we're fresh

out of Butler's the one we had left this

morning I mean they're calling for you

in the Jade room don't you want your

knife cop I'm gonna keep that Cup I

don't want it but you can't stand here

talking to this man what more people

think I don't care what they think

Godfrey's gonna be our Butler he's gonna

be whose bad luck he's gonna work for us

oh that's ridiculous

you don't know anything about him he

hasn't any recommendations he asked with

herd recommendations and stole all the

snow hopewell ever merely a coincidence

people who taking stray cats say they

make the best pets madam I don't see

what cat forgot to do with bachelors she

mustn't pay any attention to my doctor

she's pretty impulsive I'm not and don't

shout at your mother I will check oh oh

you mean it's all over oh yes he only

shouts when she will well my good man

just run along and thank you so much for

coming thank you so so much he will not

run along I think I'd better

right what honey yeah she has another

one you're a little late Cornelia I've

won the game oh you have now where do I

get my five bucks

box box will you talk to your sister she

want to hire this man as a butler

why not he might make a very good Butler

I'm sure I'd make a very good Butler and

where do I get my five bucks bucks

that's what's he talking about what's he

talking about my books oh I promised him

five dollars well give him the five

dollars in the box - and get him out of

here before your sister hires him as a

chauffeur well I did not have to wait -

now to find out this insanity on your

father's side of the family

come along Cornelia I hope Godfrey that

you're very good at shining shoes I

think we better drop the whole idea I

should say not you're gonna make the

best Butler we ever had and and here

you'll need some clothes and things you

know oh well I

I told G's to lay off my other coat you

have a wonderful sense of humor

thank you well then good night oh just

one question why what do you live Oh

10:11 tryst that's funny I never thought

of it haha oh you didn't 10:11 Festa

almost good night again good night

good morning how did you know that's

what everyday at this hour

you're dropping in and out all the time

why is that some get fired some quit is

the family that exacting no that nothing

may I be frank is that your name

well my name is gun free all right be

frank you're quite an enthusiast don't

you worry about me I'm a seasoned

campaigner yeah

maybe be friends who I'm friends with

all the butler's sit down what's a

three-letter seabird with an R in the

middle but oh I I don't know you're no

help

where'd you get the trick sued what's

wrong with it

well it might look better if you took

the rental tag off the code Thanks just

the buckler corners here in the house or

is that necessary

no you won't need any quarters just hang

your hat near the door so you can get it

quickly on the way out what's that

that's the old battle-ax usually rings

about this time the old battle-ax mrs.

Bullock she's the mother type oh well

don't you do anything about it this is

the buzzer for the better

oh not the first time if she has a

hangover which usually has she'll ring

again in a minute and no uncertain terms

then brother you better grab her to

model juice and get going this is your

big opportunity shall I take you to her

you might as well know the worst I want

to warn you she sees Pixies Pixies you

know the little man

Oh knows what I know how to take care of

those are you in here

what's that do unto others as you would

have others do unto you what do you want

to do scorch your windpipe there's

nothing like a counter irritants in the

morning where do I find her we're gonna

go this way it's quicker

yepper landing to the lip

just what you wish me luck okay is it

Molly

I'm not Molly I'm not stop jumping up

and down so I can see who you are I'm

not jumping that's better

what's your name Godfrey you someone I

know we met last night at the Waldorf

Ritz oh yes mrs. Matson's party at the

bar oh where are you

I'm the forgotten man so many people

have such bad memories that's a truth

why do they keep saying that st. you

know oh yeah why do they you hear it oh

yes yes I do

no way Oh may I again tell you what

where are you

what's that Dixie remover oh and you see

them - they're all friends yes but you

mustn't ever I don't like them but I

don't like to see them step down I'll be

very careful I wouldn't threaten for the

world what am I supposed to do this

and they'll do away very quickly very

very quickly always send them away

quietly is that better

yes you're a great he'll go away little

man go away sheesh oh but oh you haven't

told me who you are I'm Godfrey the

forgotten man I'm the new Butler

are you that ugly man with a beard the

same how are you changed I should never

know you thank you you're very

comforting I hope I'll see more of you

maybe I better not drink any more of

this oh you might go away too

I put your head and believes at the foot

of the stairs you can go out the front

way it's closer I think I won the first

round you mean you're still working here

I haven't heard anything to the contrary

well you just got by the cub try the

lioness Oh which is she her name's

Cornelia she's a sweet tempered little

number yes I met her last night you've

got a treat coming you never met her in

the morning second door

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great I lost a second-round opportunity

never stops knocking in this house do

you want to try again

how is she in the morning she's not as

violent but she's more insidious no I

leave your things right up here so you

won't forget them

good morning I brought your breakfast

are you the new boy don't you remember

last night well well what happened to

Godfrey I'm god Rhea look so different

what happened to those nice whiskers

turn around let me look at you you're

the cutest thing I've ever seen

thank you will there be anything else

yes talk to me I like to talk my money

when your head is clear especially if

you've been somewhere the night before

now don't you think it would be better

if I talked standing no because if

you're uncomfortable are you

uncomfortable forget what I have to say

you insist but it doesn't seem very good

fun for a butler oh you're the first

Protege I ever had protege

you know like Carlo who is Carla yes

mother's protege oh you know it's

awfully nice Carlo having a sponsor

because then he doesn't have to work and

he gets more time for ice practicing but

Benny never does then that makes a

difference you guys I don't imagine you

would play anything Godfrey oh I don't

mean games and things like that I mean

the piano and things like that well I

know it doesn't really make any

difference I just saw lighters

it's funny how some things make you

think of other things you see very

peculiar it makes me feel so mature and

grownup what does having a protege

you're the first one I ever had you know

ahead of the others no you're the first

one and it's terribly thrilling not only

does it occupy my mind but I think it's

character-building - mm-hmm just what

does a

protege have to do you'll just go on but

lean and I sponsor you don't you see

yeah it's getting Sara it's really not

much work it gives you something to

think about it's gonna be such fun okay

I'm sure it's going to be heaps of fun

you see for instance if core need

Academy there anything you wouldn't have

to do anything about it you see I take

care of everything you see I'm your

sponsor and I just take a sock heading

that'll never be necessary oh I just

want to give you the idea that's fine

but you see a protege at certain

responsibilities also for instance if

someone should ring to me now and I

didn't answer that would reflect upon

you because you're my sponsor don't you

see yes I suppose I will I never thought

of it you don't know how nice it is

having some intelligent person to talk

to

it's been very enlightening to me too oh

I just thought of something else do you

know what you are I'm not quite sure

you're my responsibility that's very

nice see you in church

good morning fine morning sir yes don't

be in a hurry you see I'm the

old-fashioned type and I was also

middleweight champion when I was in

college I thought you might like to know

that before this thing starts well you

see sir I'm the new Butler I just served

miss Irene her breakfast you always took

a change of wardrobe when you serve

breakfast oh well I think this young

lady can explain she really is the new

Butler mr. book I can't imagine how his

things got in the hallway well I still

don't get it but if you are the new

Butler why didn't you say so I'm very

sorry sir

may I there's a man at the door to see

you I think it's another process server

another one well Here I am again mr.

Bullock was not a little president in

the family of the mr. Miskin alias seems

he's been pretty gay last night on the

way home she busted up a few windows

along Fifth Avenue and I'm sorry to give

you that but girls will be there's a

handsome cab driver waiting to see you

in the kitchen

what's he want he wants $50 and his

horse what horse

the one miss Irene rode up the front

steps last night where is his horse I

haven't got it it's in the library where

miss Irene left it

well do you begin to get the idea

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come here my man do you like your place

here I mean so far as you gone I find it

very entertaining yes we are a very

entertaining family you really think

you're going to like it here well I must

admit it's more desirable than living in

a packing case on a city dump oh that's

where I met you isn't it

yes miss oh yes yes I remember now some

sort of a game a scavenger hunt I think

they called it we needed a forgotten man

I asked you to go to the water frits

hotel with me and I'm a little bit hazy

as to just what happened after that I

pushed you into an ash pile oh yes of

course you did it was very amusing there

were nice clean ashes I'm very sorry

miss oh I didn't mind at all it was very

amusing have you a handkerchief there's

a spot on my shoe would you see what you

can do about it I could have you fired

you know but I like to see things

wrinkled when I get through with you

you'll go back to your packing case on

the city jump and relish it people don't

make a practice of pushing corn in your

Bullock into ash piles I'll make your

life so me

hello Godfrey readings I really I like a

new monkey suit thank you for picking it

up you know it fits very well for a

hand-me-down

yes I'm more or less standard miss how

do you like my new pajamas I think

they're very nice thank you I heard what

you said to Godfrey so what so what you

leave him alone

so who's going to make me leave him

alone you don't you'll get a good sock

for me Oh the physical type

I say goes since when did you start

falling in love with Butler's I'm not in

love with him he's he's my protege Oh

your protege that's why you're picking

out his suits for him suppose father

hears about this how long do you think I

drew or less father isn't going to hear

about it you seem terribly sure of

everything if father hears about Godfrey

he's also gonna hear about you and that

sappy college boy I don't know what

you're talking about

but if father does hear about it I'm

likely to do a little stocking myself so

Little Red Riding Hood didn't have

enough feminine charm to trap a wolf her

own image who she falls in love with the

butter and lives happily ever after on

an ash pile if you know what I mean

I know what you mean if you know what I

mean may I come in you're in aren't you

very interesting book the Greeks of the

Middle Ages Irene would like that you

love the Middle Ages don't you do my

Gaia oh no it's all music isn't it oh

you two girls having a pleasant chat Oh

a pleasant chat well well well imagine

the bullets gathered together all in one

room oh well don't forget Carlo I'm not

going to forget Carlo don't bother about

me I feel like one of the family don't

you go away you don't mind if I discuss

a few Family Matters do you Carlo no not

at all Oh Alexander now you're not going

to pick up those sordid business messes

again I hope I've just been going over

last month's bills and I find that you

people have confused me with the

Treasury Department oh don't start that

again dad I don't mind giving the gum

me but I can't do it when my family

spend 50% well why should the government

get more money than your own family

that's what I want to know why should

they got him get more than your own

flesh and blood

well that's just the way they have of

doing things ah money money money

the Frankenstein monster that destroys

Souls we've got to come to an

understanding right now either Carlo is

or I am and what well one of us has got

to and that's all there is to it

Alexander you're inebriated you don't

know what you're talking about

well who would know what they're talking

about living with a bunch like this

there's one thing I do know what this

family needs is discipline I've been a

pretty patient man but when people start

riding horses up their front steps and

parking them in the library that's going

a little bit too far horses are you

insinuating that I wrote a horse up the

front steps last night maybe that wasn't

a horse I saw in the library this

morning well I'm positive I didn't ride

a horse into the library because I

didn't have a riding costume on a bridge

Irene who rode the horse up the front

steps what horse

don't play innocent I begged you not to

do it I didn't write a horse but if I

did riders who broke those windows on

Fifth Avenue what would you know what

when does it how about that College SEP

yeah yeah yeah I don't care who broke

the horse but these families got to

settle down Oh will you stop bellowing

look what you're doing to Carlo could

you make these Godfrey

I helped oh they must be wonderful I'd

like to help sometime if you'll let me I

feel honored you might as well face the

situation I have lost a lot of money

which ones are poison thank you

while we're on the subject how about

this business of certain people picking

up anybody they find on the city dump

and dragging them into the house so we

know we might all be stabbed in the back

some night and Rob who's going to stab

who we don't know a thing about certain

people someone should speak to Irene

about her habit of picking up strays

what's a stray you shut up Oh

Cornelia I will not shut up my life is

precious to me it won't be in a minute

no no children come Carlo come and get

some nice hors d'oeuvre I think we

should get our help from employment

agencies I don't know that what I agree

with Cornelia whatever are you all

talking about Carlo and now you're

obsessing Irene don't you remember our

breakdown last summer

I certainly do that's why I'm not paying

any attention to this Godfrey knows I'm

not being personal but after all none of

us would like to wake up someone stabbed

to death your mother saw between Irene

and Godfrey he's the first thing she

shown any affection for since a

Pomeranian died she's not having a spell

that's all this nonsense let's get out

of here Irene be a good girl sit up and

look at our you know know what amuses

you come on quick

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why don't you stop imitating a gorilla

imitate a man this family doesn't need

any stimulant I'll be in my room you can

repeat this order in 30 minutes

someday I'm going to rid of hunting and

I won't miss yes darling she's gone

where's God he's right here don't go

away Godfrey we'll be late for the

concert well get my things I'll be right

with you got this right yeah darling

Godfrey come over here so I mean can you

look at you here Godfrey darling right

here look say hello to Irene such you

know who you are

hello oh he's promised to stay on

haven't you Godfrey if I'm wanted

of course you're wanted in CID yes go

yes darling I'm going take good care of

her

yes Carlo I'm coming goodbye darling

goodbyes

I beg your pardon I'm sorry but I didn't

quite hear Wow what's the matter

handsome did something frighten you what

kind of family am i up against

well there's some things even I can't

answer do they go on this way all the

time oh no this is just a quiet evening

quiet evening

why were you I'd get rid of that lip

Rouge it makes you look a little like

Cupid you find Godfrey in his room how

did you know I want to see Godfrey I

don't know it just came over me

hmm oh you you can't come in here why

not it's our house isn't it after all

one room is just like any other Oh

besides I want to talk I'm terribly

sorry but we can't talk here don't you

think it's rather and decent of you to

order me out after you kiss me after I

kiss you did you say isn't it funny this

morning you were sitting on my bed now

I'm sitting on yours we all of that

startling coincidence you said well here

I'll get you another no we have our talk

here now that I'm your sponsor if you

want a new bed you can have it oh the

bed is very comfortable thank you much

more so than I am at the moment Oh

anytime you're uncomfortable you just

let me know well thank you that has

never told you about a certain

proprieties how you used such lovely big

words I like big words what does it mean

well I'll try to simplify it hasn't your

mother or anyone ever explained to you

that some things are proper and some

things are not no she hasn't she rambles

someone quite a bit but then she never

says anything hmm what do you want me to

remain on here as Butler don't you

oh of course and I want to justify your

faith in me by being a very good Butler

and in time but

filling the void created by the death of

your late lamented Pomeranian oh I

forgot all about him he had fleas anyway

besides you're different you use big

words and you're much cuter my k/d was

story I'd love it once there was a very

sentimental little girl with a very kind

heart and she helped a man who was very

grateful then she became a nuisance and

undid all the fine work she had done

this is someone you know her name is

Irene Bullock she were a smart little

girl she picked out some nice young chap

on her own social set and marry him and

live happily ever after

I never never never entered the butler's

room again never well when can we talk

when I'm serving breakfast in the

morning I can say good morning miss

Irene and you can say good morning

Godfrey but you must never come into my

room again oh you'll be sorry I'm only

trying to be

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oh that's a very pretty to color what's

the name of it oh oh that's the name too

I thought was just the word I like it

because the words are all the same it

makes so easy to remember that's

probably why the star-spangled banner so

confusing nobody seems to know the words

except perhaps Godfrey he seems to know

everything do you know the word Godfrey

the words yes yes the star-spangled

banner nobody seems to know the word

do you know him Godfrey I suppose I know

as many as the average person I feel

ashamed in myself I should know them all

of course because after all my ancestor

came over on a boat oh not for me flower

but the built after there what did your

ancestors come over on Godfrey as far as

I know they've always been here

they weren't Indians I hope one can

never be sure of one's ancestors you

know you have rather high cheekbones yes

ma'am thank you ma'am these flowers came

for miss Irene

where shall I put them well well after

there she is now did you notice his

cheekbones these flowers just came for

you miss where shall I put them what

difference does it make where one puts

flowers when one's heart is breaking yes

miss shall I put them on the piano life

is but an empty bubble you don't sound

very cheerful for a girl who's giving a

tea party why should anyone be cheerful

Oh is having giving a tea party you're

not invited I'll invite myself let's

stick around George sure why not

all I have to say is some people will be

sorry someday well naturally everybody

will be sorry someday for what some

people will know for what and then it'll

be too late

this conversation is very confusing now

now Irene you mustn't confuse Carlo he's

practicing do you know any good funeral

music Carlo shut up are you acting for

anybody in particular

Godfrey might be interested if he'd only

turn around and look

oh I remember that pose so well I

learned it in dramatic schools number

eight isn't it that's number eight all

right am i spoiling your act

you ask for something of yours someday

and I won't be your act okay you suppose

miss Irene would like sandwiches served

in here or shall I create a sort of

buffet where you won't be disturbed

Irene what is food how can you eat

Philly you want the time to served in

here or don't you

what difference does it make some people

do just as they like with other people's

lives and it doesn't seem to make any

difference

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Oh was it hard I'm in Spain I can't

change me so confused Carlo please hi

Irene why the shroud listen Daniel just

because some people have a million

dollars doesn't mean they can put their

arms around other people mmm where's the

bar don't take her seriously charlie and

the servants problem has been bothering

her lately

no thank you I'm not hungry

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put him in Kansas rapidly darling what

does it matter how I am the whole thing

is only a delusion what things you

wouldn't understand well I don't so far

I'm famished how about something to eat

oh let us come over you beginning to our

customers to the family hey wait a

minute what's the trouble

Godfrey Parke you all know oh do you

know God really know him we went to

Harvard together I'm afraid you've

confused me with someone else sir I'm

Smith remember sure you're Smith but we

did go to college together or did we

imagine a butter with a college

education he's not really the butler and

a very good you mean this is not a gag

just for my benefit mr. gray neglected

to tell you that when we were in Harvard

together I was his Vallot was he you

good servant Tommy excellent

what's the idea I'll tell you later mr.

gray never complained

right now I have very few complaints

about Godfrey's work I'll tell you

tomorrow's one day off strange you never

gave his degree as a reference you see I

left mr. gray under very unusual

circumstances what circumstances I had

rather mr. gray told you about that

well jung-gu me come here come here and

tell us all about it you know Tommy

Godfrey's a pretty mysterious person

nobody seems to know anything about him

don't go wake up no no don't go away

Godfrey you see I didn't want to say

anything about this but you see Godfrey

had been working for us as a butler n

and whatnot and and things been going

along very well when when all of a

sudden it happened just like that you're

sure you want me to tell all this

country well you see as I said he'd been

working for us for some time when one

day he came to me and said mr. gray he

said I trust my work has always been

satisfactory he said and I said of

course I I said I've never had more

satisfactory working in all my life and

he said thank you mr. gray he was always

a very courteous man country Godfrey is

still extremely courteous especially in

the morning well it's not much of a

story really maybe we'd better skip it

oh come on Tommy you and finish it you

can't stop in the middle well let me see

where was I oh you were telling us how

very polite Godfrey was yes and that's

what I said that Godfrey was still very

for life well thank you mrs. Bullock

it's a pleasure have you say so father J

that's my nature Godfrey I never say

anything behind your back that I don't

say in public that's what I admire about

you Angelica that's nice of you Tommy

about the story well anyhow Godfrey came

to me and said I trust my work has been

satisfactory sir that was about the gist

of it wasn't it Godfrey and those may

not be my exact words but that was about

the gist of it

all right from said after that you said

he was very satisfactory and you said

thank you and then one naturally I had

to take an attitude you don't make sense

what kind of an attitude well the only

kind I could take toward a faithful

servant but Godfrey decided in favor of

his wife and five children five children

five my mind

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why didn't you tell me you had five

children

Oh children of mine have five children

so can other people I think Oh God she

just got herself engaged

may I congratulate you miss Irene I wish

you all what happens in the world don't

you'll be all right in a minute

she's not mad at anybody don't you know

women always have their own engagements

and other people's weddings

oh let me see I knew I want to save

myself engaged I don't know man

something or other I think he said boys

are on the pill in pink money God feel

that you and I have a good cry how about

lunch burger kill tomorrow yes sir

and you prefer soda or ginger ale a both

travel car very good sir you're not

eating well this morning sir

no there's everything business trouble

sir what made you ask that so well sir

Butler can't help picking up scraps of

news shall we say we shan't say anything

about it I thought I might be of some

help sir I dialed in the market at one

time but one dabbler in the family is

quite enough very good sir eggs no thank

you

Godfrey you seem to be a pretty good

sword have you noticed anything queer

about me lately nothing particularly sir

and sometimes wonder whether my whole

family's gone mad or whether it's me I

know just how you feel sir I felt that

way many times since I've been here then

why do you stay here I have to you don't

it's much more comfortable than living a

packing box on a city dump sir besides

I'm rather proud of my job here you're

proud of being a butler I'm proud of

being a good Butler sir and I may add

sir a Butler has to be good to hold his

job here

say who are you I'm just a nobody

copy Godfrey Here I am so you've turned

up at last a game you think it falling

down the kitchen sink

sorry I'm late I'm it's hard to make

bets when they're full of people wait

and you seem to do everything except put

up a cat I suppose I do that too only we

have no cat the same for me what would

you have job is my man make it a rousing

old lemonade lemonade you're sure you

can handle it oh yes I'm the type

looking take it or leave it alone you

see now that I'm a working man I have to

keep my wits about me I'm being to one

of you but he left at all

but don't avoid the issue I've been

sitting here like a Snoopy old maid with

her ears flapping in the breeze waiting

to hear the dirt whatever you like to

hear well when I wondered what did

happen to asylum and see one of the park

parks of busting serving hors d'oeuvres

I think I'm entitled to a palpable

curiosity well I tell you something that

you won't understand Tommy you fallen

off so many polo ponies it's your brains

are scrambled but I still want to know

why you're battling when your family's

telling everybody you're in South

America doing something about rubber or

sheep or something family has to say

something you save its face you know the

parks disgraced very easily I'd like to

see their faces when they find out that

you're a butler

they're not going to find it out all

right they're not going to find it out

that come to the point well there isn't

much of a point you remember that little

incident up in Boston you still have

that woman on your mind no not anymore

but I was pretty bitter at the time so I

gave her everything I had and just

disappeared

you know the parks were never educated

to face life we've been puppets ten

generations and Tommy it's surprising

how fast you can go downhill when you

begin to feel sorry for yourself

and boy did I feel sorry for myself I

wanted down at the East River one night

thinking I'd just slide in and get it

over with

but I met some fellows living there on a

city dump there are people who are

fighting it out and not complaining I

never got as far as the river will you

do me a big favor what do you want

killed I'll do my own killing go around

the corner and telephone this place net

for Tommy great when you get him on the

way keep him there

what's this all about don't ask too many

questions okay and so out of the ruins

of Godfrey Parke a new edifice has

sprung up in the form of Godfrey Smith

and I may add the edifice is going to

keep on springing you intend to remain

about you know I have some other ideas

in mind but you wouldn't understand

those either so we won't go into that

will you do me a favor maybe I have a

friend in town a very eminent brain

specialist I'd like him to examine your

eyes met with examination if you will

also that's a bit

are you mr. gray here you wanted an

assault

I'm sorry back in a minute

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well the mystery song mystery yes no I

know what a butler does not whose day

off when you worked for mr. gray with

the two of you all what is this chummy

you see I worked for mr. gray a long

time and we got to be yeah under the

name of Smith wasn't it or did I hear

him mention the name of Park you may

have said that we you take long walks in

the park

sort of customs oh yes I see well if you

can be so chummy with the grease why

can't you be chummy with the Bullock's I

try to keep my place why are you very

attractive you know there's a butler

no it's a Smith you're a rotten Butler

sorry are we going to be friends

I gotta feel it on my day off I should

have the privilege of choosing my

friends you can't go on like this

forever you really like me and you're

afraid to admit it aren't you do you

want me to tell you what I really think

of me please do as Smith or as a button

choose your own lip you won't hold it

against me

did you a day off very well you belong

to that unfortunate category that I

would call the Park Avenue brat a

spoiled child was grown up in ease and

luxury as always had her own way and

whose misdirected energies are so

childish that they hardly deserve a

comment even of a butler on the log

Thursday thank you very very lovely

portrait aya Cornelia what are you doing

here

Godfrey now we're discussing tomorrow's

menu we don't run away I'm an awfully

big hurry goodbye now I'll see you down

with the ash pile what does she mean by

then that's a little joke we have

between us oh I see a joking butler what

smell of let's double it turn your

stomach

I think I'll switch my mood and now

we're getting someplace

waiter another one of these

he's not back yet is he not yet would

you mind putting these flowers in his

room I can't go in there anymore

thank you either you won't tell him that

for me will you

if you don't want me to I don't want him

to know Sears Athena do you always saw

his buttons on sometimes I'd like to saw

his buttons on sometime when they come

off I wouldn't mind at all he doesn't

lose very many oh he's very tiny this is

very daddy what is he doing on his day

off

he never tells me oh he's probably

sitting somewhere with some woman on his

left she's the meanest man I know I

think he's very mean I suppose he's

sitting somewhere with some buddies

laughs who doesn't can't afford at all

as far as I know maybe his children -

there - calling tomorrow may bring

sorrow so tonight

courage she said and pointed toward the

land this mounting wave will roll a

short soon and the afternoon that came

into a land into which it seemed always

afternoon nothing she's been out in the

kitchen eating onions I love onions they

make me sleepy yes Irene loves onions

which is eating onions from the icebox

you know sometimes I wonder if my

children are all there and like a

downward smoke the slender stream along

the cliffs to fall and pause and for

dead sea

I thought I told you to send that gray

satin evening dress to the cleaner

grayza why can't you do as you're told

this pleasure

somebody's be murder to something

imagine a man drowning his wife and

father maybe it's the only way you could

get her to take a bath well if anyone

ever draw my baby would there be

anything else

relevant hello mom or anything so I

don't think how could one do anything

else I beg your pardon I thought you

were miss Cornelia

you thought I was Connie yeah I hope

you'll forgive me madam but you seem to

be looking younger every day if I may

say so you've certainly made thank you

very much Godfrey

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did you send Godfrey upstairs for

anything she died no I'm quite sure I

didn't why I just wondered I was in the

carry bar today that face is getting all

rundown they're catering to a very low

class of people nobody cares if I stab

myself to death what's the matter with

you I mean I don't mind dying if other

people don't she's in love I would you

heard it's probably her engagement you

know seven of my girlfriends acted just

like that there's something to do with

your chemistry I don't know what's the

matter with Godfrey he'd been acting so

peculiar lately but he did pay me a nice

compliment he's always paying other

people compliments darling why don't you

eat something look at Carlo he's had two

helpings of everything not to be strong

enough when it's only you have that

concert you can't rush genius

wait a minute mother

come here dad something terrible's

happened what is it what's happened new

yours why did a sheet that's going to

the living room we won't be overheard

whatever come over you what is it are

you ill come come sit down here let me

get you an aspirin or something I'm all

right

what is it what's troubling you do you

remember the pearl necklace I got for my

birthday last you well yeah what about

it

it's disappeared maybe some

stolen will you fill your gob full of

chicken and keep out of this discussion

I was only trying to help

we don't need your help when did you

find out about this I put it on my

dressing table this afternoon I went

upstairs just now that was cold my mind

is carpets a lot of money I'll say it

did please never mind dad I've already

called them

Oh mm-hmm well what I want to know is

when did you miss the pearls during

dinner I went to my room and they were

gone she probably lost them she's always

leaving them around nobody asked you

anything lady if you rude to my daughter

you money please take your hat off when

we're on criminal cases lady we keep

both hands-free to imply that I'm a

criminal all I know is that it's an

inside job who's that it's mother's

protege no wisecracks is that your son

that say listen I've made a lot of

mistakes in my life but I'll be hanging

about leading to that call no he

wouldn't have time to steal it he's

always too busy eating for you yes

where's Godfrey you're not feeling very

well who are you staring at just a

minute sister if I thought that were

true I just sold my parents so you got a

patient for jewelry yeah yes I got a

passion for sucking cops where are they

most of them are in cemeteries where's

the necklace baby I swallowed it

you love to kiss Molly she's been with

us for a long time well that in itself

is some recommendation Thank You Molly

welcome you don't mind a fact but I'll

turn down the bed who is this Godfrey

he's the best Butler we ever had

oh I'm sure Godfrey didn't take them

although we don't know much about him

Godfrey wouldn't touch those old pros of

yours with a fork

yes the minute what do you mean you

don't know much about well you see we

didn't get him from an employment agency

my sister found him on a city dump oh I

see are you accusing Godfrey I'm not

accusing anyone I only want my necklace

oh so silly to think of Godfrey wearing

a pearl necklace where is this Butler

he's probably in his room where's that

it's back this way

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don't men where are they well that's

what I said where where oh where is my

little dog

come on snap out of it I suppose you

noticed he's been drinking he has not

been drinking

well I don't blame you if he has this

family's probably got to him too do you

mind if we search your room Godfrey

somebody lost seems to be a pearl

necklace missing do you know anything

about it Oh too bad that's too bad for

you I wouldn't be so cocksure of

everything this is a serious matter

well the girls couldn't just get up and

walk away she probably threw the model

the taxi like she did last summer just

look under the rug

maybe that's where I put it we'll do the

searching Godfrey old boy pleasure I can

imagine the woman's feelings but what

would Godfrey do with them look under

the mattress yes there's a dandy place

well they're not here they must be there

just a minute lady

what makes you so sure they ought to be

under the mattress why I read that

that's where people put things when they

steal them

oh yeah say what are you up to I'd like

to talk to you boys outside for just a

minute if you don't mind I'm terribly

sorry Godfrey we're all cannabis sorry

Godfrey come Cornelia

young guys y'all y'all I'm terribly

sorry boys

apologize to my family they're all

slightly it's terrible yeah we sort of

got an idea what you're up against for

now and I can let the whole matter drop

she probably mislaid her necklace as a

matter of fact I'm not certainly she

ever had one there's something phony

about the whole thing that's all a

mistake and if you don't mind I'd like

to send a little check around tomorrow

to the pension fund ok mr. Bullock

thanks very much

your lady good night the whole thing's

forgotten good night boys now just what

have you got to say for yourself aren't

they going to do anything about it

no and it's probably a good thing for

you that they're not and there's

something else I want to tell you if you

don't find your necklace the joke's on

you because it's not insured

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[Applause]

tell him you're harboring a village of

Forgotten men how do you like it well I

don't know but what I prefer Newport

matter of choice

unfortunately these men have no choice

come on I still prefer Newport what is

that delightful aroma that's all man

River get used to it after a while

do you mean to say that people really

live in this place

Butler Godfrey Smith where are the ashes

of Godfrey perk scattered to the winds

well I am Ike I'm straight leave mr.

Greiner supplied with the grey for my

wet fall and washing out my lingerie

that's okay hey Brown look who's here

I'm up well first my false teeth say

thanks for the beans Duke they got here

just in time

Oh Duke himself the piece was marvelous

thanks we heard everything but the cans

don't thank me thank mr. gray he's got a

corner on the bean market hey is that

the same corner that prosperity's just

around no that's another one hello I

meet mr. gray mr. Bellinger you look as

though you had a job - what is this an

epidemic hey Mike

okay Duke we got it run along this is

moving day you've gotta help some of the

boys move their shacks the dump trucks

are crowding in on us a little we ought

to be in the river by early spring what

we might be able to float by that time

see you gentle right I think a little

bundle of wood under his arm is

Bellinger that second national his bank

fail he gave up everything he had so

that his depositors wouldn't suffer not

really really you see Tommy they're two

kinds of people those who fight the idea

being pushed in the river and the other

kind well after all things have always

been this way for some people these men

are not your responsibility the

different ways of having fun you have a

peculiar sense of humor oh here we have

some very fashionable apartment houses

over there is a very swanky nightclub

while down here men star for one of the

job how's that strike you a sense of you

what's all this leading to Tommy there's

a very peculiar mental process called

thinking you wouldn't know much about

that but when I was living here I did a

lot of it

one thing I discovered was that the only

difference between a derelict and a man

is a job sit down over here and rest

your weary bones let me tell you why I

wanted to talk to you about

well I'll listen but I still think that

you belong in a psychopathic ward you

may be right but let me tell you my plan

and listen with both ears I have an idea

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did you and I are gonna have a good time

while you were in Europe Oh as good a

time as anyone could have a fire ring

you should be more civil to Carlo why I

don't mind if the French say cherchez La

Femme

such a clever answer for everything

some coffee no thank you didn't need any

dinner right there you had plenty I

can't say anything you never do oh

darling what's come over you we spend

good money to send you abroad for gettin

engagement and you're worse off than

when you left her liver is probably

upset you let's take a live appeal they

don't want a liver pills you must get so

upset about a broken engagement you've

broken many before and you've never

acted this way it isn't their broken

engagement she's upset because Godfrey

didn't fall down in a faith when we got

in today why did he God recall in the

faith he didn't make enough fuss over

homecoming to suitors oh well Godfrey's

not the fasting kind Oh Godfrey I was

just telling my daughter that you miss

them both pretty much while they were

away oh yes I did very much indeed we

missed you too Godfrey didn't I read yes

thank you I missed you also because then

it makes it so nice when they get

together again you do have a way with

you Godfrey you really do you know

there's no use denying the fact that

Godfrey has away with him well we must

be running on Cornelia cheer her up like

a deer I'm a cinch do you feel better

now that you know Godfrey missed us

you missed me more than he did you I

could tell by the Leitner's off why

don't you throw yourself in the man's

arms and get it over with

oh you can't rush a man like Godfrey

you're getting pretty old you know it's

your last chance to get a husband he's

really in love with me he's just hard to

break down that's all I could break him

down in no time at all he wouldn't have

anything to do with you how do you know

because he wouldn't don't you try

anything I'm not saying I will I'm not

saying I won't come to think of it

Godfrey and I have a little unfinished

business

well you better leave it unfinished

unless you want to be wearing a lamp for

a hat

did you mean it when you said you miss

man oh yes of course I did I mean did

you miss Connie and me I just mean well

I miss both of you I guess not just me

oh I may have missed you a little more

than I did Cornelia what well I'm glad

because if you miss going anymore you'd

probably miss me less that sounds very

logical I'm not trying to look cute

Molly has a cold and I'm doubling for

what's funny about that she hasn't got a

cold no no she got the same thing I've

got on you no well don't you talk about

things like that so I won't be could you

lose your temper

I'm not seriously will you let me do

something if I ask you what do you want

to do wipe oh all right

you can tell me all about your trip oh

you won't get mad why should I every

place are white everybody was going

through everything I don't want to seem

dull but I do seem to have a little

trouble following you at times well for

instance when I go into a restaurant in

Paris or anyplace close my eyes I'd say

the waiters Godfrey I'd am home well

he's saving me dinner made everything

taste me why haven't you any strings

look afraid I haven't and when I get in

the cab

the driver was Godfrey let's say this is

his chariot he's taking me up to the

clouds

it was cast well Paul you come down out

of the mountains tell me about your trip

well we went to Venice and why I went

for a ride one of those robot that the

man pushes with a stick not a matador

that was in Spain but something like a

matador do you by any chance mean a

gondolier that was the name of the boat

and the man that pushed it saying it was

a beautiful song I didn't understand it

but it was beautiful I see so you close

your eyes and the man was gun free it

was wonderful I didn't even mind the

smell that is very convenient to take a

trip abroad without leaving the kitchen

oh you wish I had a sense of you but I

never can think of the right thing to

say girl everybody's going home

you mind if I talk a little bit while

you were catch your breath

I'd love it while you go away I've been

doing some things also I've been trying

to do things that I

or make you proud of me well I was proud

of good to fire whatever yes but I mean

prouder still you see you helped me to

find myself and I'm very grateful you'd

make a wonderful husband I'm afraid not

you see I know how you feel about things

how well you're grateful to me because I

help you to beat camellia and I'm

grateful to you because you helped me to

beat life but that doesn't mean that we

have to fall in love well if you don't

want to but I'd make a wonderful wife

not for me I'm afraid see I like you

very much I had a very bitter experience

but I won't bore you with that well

maybe she wasn't in love with you oh

maybe not however that's beside the

point

you and I are friends I feel a certain

responsibility to you that's why I

wanted to tell you first tell me what

well I thought it was about time that I

was moving on no please Oh cry problems

that's fine

after all I'm your Protege you want me

to improve myself don't you yes

you don't want anyone being just a

butler all my life do you I want you to

be anything you want to be well that's

very sweet

Oh pretty soon but I'll call you up

every now and then and your long chat

I'll tell you I'm getting on or we love

lots of are you boy back to her oh she

was just a fabrication oh then you

weren't married - no she was just a

product of Tommy Grey's imagination No

hold on I couldn't have been five

children well naturally that makes a

difference

did you ring this you needn't be so

formal when we're alone shouldn't that

rather increase a butler's formality but

you're not a butler I'm sorry I

disappointed you might drop that

superior attitude for a moment there's a

little matter I've wanted to talk over

with you for quite a while called the

mystery of Milady's necklace or what

happened to the pearls pearl necklace oh

you mean the one that disappeared last

fall the same I didn't have a turn up oh

yes it turned up but not in my

possession I know the first part of the

story but I wondered what you might know

about the second part I can't imagine

I know another story that might interest

you too I met some people on the boat

coming over a Boston family quite

distinguished then you a great deal

about a family called the Parkes the or

Mayflower cried very Uppercross

to mind you never been a breath of

scandal connected with the family it

would be an awful shame to see them made

the laughingstock of Boston wouldn't I

should hate to see anyone made a

laughingstock at any place I'll let you

and I take a long taxi ride out van

Cortland way perhaps we could exchange

secrets is that a command as you like

I'll be waiting around the corner which

corner this one or that one this corner

it's impossible to exchange intimate

secrets here the traffic's almost as

heavy as it is at the Grand Central

Station

don't forget darling 15 minutes you

can't go with Cornelia but I didn't say

I was going anyplace with Miss Cornelia

I know what you will she always gets her

own way she makes everybody do just as

she like why should you care whether I

meet her or not I do care that's why

it's good me as the one who doesn't care

but I think I should decide those things

for myself

Oh what does he hear you you you you

can't do that please snap out of it

this is the craziest family house he

here stop the Stan says you hear if

you're faking one of your spell's to

keep me from eating Cornelia you're not

on track you hear do you hear

smelling salt

are you feeling better no just a minute

Godfrey knows how to take care of little

Irene yes indeed just lie there quietly

God everything Godfrey knows just how to

take care of these nasty old things

that's the girl come right up here there

you are

Godfrey will soon fix Irene yes indeed

just leave everything to Godfrey Godfrey

will take care of everything just sit

right down there like a good girl

you had

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aleksander something terrible's happened

what godfrey pushed I mean into cold

shower what's terrible about besides

she's in love with already thinks he's I

can't make him to tell on the hoof I

can't make anything out of what you're

saying the only thing to do was send it

back where he came from he never should

have come here in the first place how

imagine falling another buck sorry for

anyone feel sorry I forgot please tell

me sander me and stop fluttering come to

rest I've got something more important I

want to talk about don't tell me you

can't talk about those sordid money

matters yes I am but before I start I'm

going to have a little talk with Karl

how are you going to do Alexander very

private you don't mind if we have a

little chat Carlo or what I said goodbye

did it go yes you left there I lived in

the side window where's he going I don't

know but he won't be back now you sit

down you're just in time to sit down and

do some listening you want God for the

lessons

yes I want God to listen this concerns

him too you might as well all know point

blank we're about broker well we've got

this house a few odds and ends and

that's about all not only that I have

lost all of my stock on a Bullock

enterprises and I've borrowed some of

the stockholders money trying to recoup

my losses I don't know where I'm gonna

end up maybe in jail but if I do end up

in jail it'll be the first piece I've

had in 20 years and I don't want any of

you know chortle about Godfrey because

you may all end up on the city dump

before you through what are we going to

do may i intrude sir I'm afraid things

are not as bad as you make out what he

little not it well sir I've known for a

long time that the Bullock interests

were in rather a bad way I offered to

help you once but you declined that help

so I took the liberty of dabbling in the

MA

my own accounts yes sir that says that's

most of your stock

I knew it has been dumped on the market

so I sold short I don't understand who

sold short you mean they're judgments

under way wait a minute you mean that

you've been making money while I was

losing it why did it in your interest

sir the stock has been endorsed over you

I don't understand you did this for me

well sir there comes a turning point in

every man's life a time when he needs

help it happened to me also and this

family helped me I hope I repaid my debt

and I may add some of the money went

into a project of my own I hope you

won't mind sir do you me that you did

all that on one hundred and fifty

dollars a month

Oh well hardly you see with the aid of

Tommy gray I was able to transmute a

certain trinket into gold

I then enter stock and then back into

pearls again thank you dear lady for the

use of this trinket Oh Godfrey then you

did steal them after all

well I perhaps Miss Cornelia had better

explain that you win what is this all

about anyway

I put the pearls under Godfrey's

mattress thank you Miss Cornelia I

wanted you to say that but why you

wouldn't understand mother

here Godfrey these are rightfully yours

Oh No thank you I repaid my debt and I'm

grateful to all of you

if anyone's indebted we are after the

way some of us have treated you

I've been repaid in many ways I learned

patience for mr. Bullock I found mrs.

Bullock at all times shall we say

amusing oh that's very complimentary of

you Godfrey and don't forget but you

said I looked as young as Cornelia what

good did you find in me if any a great

deal you taught me the fallacy of false

pride you taught me humility I don't

understand you miss Cornelia that have

been other spoiled children in the world

I happen to be one of them myself

you're a high-spirited girl I can only

hope that you use those high spirits in

a more constructive way and so good day

you know I hate to see Godfrey go he's

the only basher we ever had

Oh money you've told me to leave my hat

near the door remember I hate to see you

leave go 300 Molly you've been swell

house seem empty well I guess the best

friends after party will you say goodbye

to miss Irina for me I don't think I can

go through that ordeal right now yes

sweet Molly goodbye what is it what's

the matter with Cornelia what's the

matter with everybody

mother what's the trouble he's gone

who's gone

Godfrey Oh

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come on like say business looks pretty

good tonight I'll say it is me a

Courtney's here tonight with a big party

I'll have one of the boys bring these

down Duke

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Bob we can't complain about this wait

what is here tonight yes I heard big

stuff yeah this is all Greek to me

here's our wandering Butler now explain

it to him hello father

I've got an estimate from the contractor

on your housing plan for the winter yes

he figures he can partition offer our

present billings into compartments take

care of at least 50 people

it'll cost fifty eight hundred dollars

but that includes steam he forgotten men

with steam sounds like something ought

to be on the menu I'll talk with you

about it later

I say I've still got an interest in this

company when you start being debited

well we're giving food and shelter to 50

people in the winter and giving them

employment in the summer what more do

you want the way of dividends you're the

most arbitrary butter I've ever met ex

Butler fired I quit

I felt that foolish feeling coming on

again you mean Irene what do you know

about that well nobody knows anything

about her love except all of upper New

York and lower Manhattan guess I could

have just some time why don't you marry

the girl No thank you I've had enough of

matrimony well what's wrong with

Butler's lots of society goes run away

with their chauffeurs never mind about

that

don't you write me out a check five

thousand dollars for what and you dot

perhaps we'll get some of the yucking

trade well how about the airplane lender

you thought of that

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hey mister what happened that city dump

that was here well this is dead but most

of its been filled in forgotten men oh

we got most of the mountain time don't

be fresh where's Godfrey

you mean mr. Godfrey Smith yes well lady

his office is right over there where it

says office wait a minute what is this a

basket party business is fine I'm stuck

you're nuts and I'm going back to Boston

before I disgraced my family good

riddance

Oh Godfrey company has come what are you

doing here yes what are you doing here

don't let him off the hook

oh you must leave at once do you hear me

well we got rid of her Harry if I can

help you in any other way be sure and

let me know oh my are you fix this place

up Roderick it's much nicer than when I

was here before oh you noticed that it's

their annual reunion I saw the mayor out

there is he one of them - he's the guest

of honor

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lovely view the bridge and everything is

that always there most always oh you

have a kid you not gonna like this place

very much what's over here it is for you

sleep that's the general purpose of the

room any observations I think it's very

cute but we'll have to change the

wallpaper but you mean we learn today oh

I don't like the way it makes me Phineas

you won't have to look at it you're

going home right now

but I can't go home why not I can't go

home after what happened what happened

do you know what happened just as well

as I do I see here you sir go on and

lose your temper I love it when you

don't you tell me why can't you let me

alone because you're my responsibility

and someone has to take care of I can

take care of myself you can't look me in

the eyes

you love me and you know you know

there's no sense of struggling against

the thing when it's got you it's got you

and that's all there is to it it's got

you all the way around the back way

hello God who did you lasted for a week

anyway when he didn't have a foresight

to bring a minister and the license

honey I never thought of it mr. gray

said there are a couple of people over

here wanting to get married

are you it yes where it can you marry us

without a license without Ella they get

me into a lot of trouble but I guess

I've known your family long enough to

take a chance we're going to marry how

do you do except better have a witness

join hands please

well the right hand Oh stand still got

kilos

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