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1001 nights

One time, in Baghdad ...

After a night of insomnia without end and calculation

an astronomer makes strange hypothesis.

Now I know!

Earth is not the center of the universe, just revolve around the sun.

God, I even doubt the existence and power of Mu

Increasingly exploring the universe the more difficult it is to find you!

- You're doubting your Creator? - Yes, but who are you?

Voice of God.

I'm a scientist! I want proof!

Do you doubt it? All Right ...

You asked!

I will send you 1000 years into the future ...

Curse you, infidel,

where do you live rain did not stop and no star there!

Take a good look in the photo!

Yes it is!

But I'm not going to throw you without hope.

Only with this box you can go home.

Not only that! It may happen, with one condition!

Someone should find this light and wipe it.

Anyone who wipe it would be a mistress,

and you shall be his servant And you will be very obedient.

The lights went out! Who is going to turn it on?

Meanwhile, in Baghdad, a thousand years ago ...

- Today is a great day, Mustafa! - Why?

- You were in town last night? - Go only when I work.

- God be with you and your son! - And you, my friend!

Fast!

- Halo! - Halo!

- It is already near? - Yes, look over there! See?

I did not expect to see you at work!

I will not be long. Do not be naughty and noisy!

During our wait, we can catch a butterfly with a turban?

- No way! - To what butterflies?

For God with pressed flowers in the courtyard of Al-Quran.

When opened and from there emerged a butterfly.

Why do not they just cut out the tongue?

Visitors are not allowed to talk. You too! Sit there!

...

The following sequence of execution! To be done, the executioner!

What has he done?

- If you want, I'll tell you everything. - Yes tell me!

- What is his fault, my lord? - Does not matter.

On behalf of the Grand Vizier, just do it!

Dad, let him tell!

I can not stand to see them cry!

Look at their suffering! I do not want to see them cry!

- For God's sake, tell them what you did! - Please!

- Am I allowed? - Of course!

It all starts at the royal palace of good Shahriar, the most noble of the king.

Of pollen rarest most beautiful roses grow.

Presented to the queen, which he loved wholeheartedly.

Over one thousand one day, even in this garden,

where King spent most of the time.

Roses are so soft that only eunuchs get close.

Every morning, the King chose a rose.

The most beautiful.

- Hello! - Good morning, Your Majesty!

- Bye! - See you, Your Majesty!

To whom you serve?

To minister ...

King ignore the harem, even though they are young intelligent and respectable.

Sprawling empire,

And affairs of state he devoted a few minutes valuable time.

Life !! our lord, the Caliph Badgadi!

Life !! Grand Vizier, the leader of the advisors!

Right away, Your Honor. Government destroyed by riots!

Soldiers must destroy them traitors and turn it into ...

Muslim and accord. What is your assessment, your Majesty?

How does this poem?

"My roses are gently take my rose!"

- Ready? - Yes I Do.

Bravo, Your Majesty!

I put the lyrics in music, and now you're all singing!

1, 2, 3!

King just think of the queen.

A "tribute" three times a day, including Friday and Saturday!

There is no greater proof of love!

But the king has not forgiven disability, he monogamy,

it interferes with the Grand Vizier.

I made the decision!

No women over the country! King will be cheated!

Me and my prey!

- Your Honor, this is terrible! - What, Captain of the guard?

- Queen ... - Pain?

Unfortunately!

Whore!

You've come home?

I want to die! Bring me a sword! Beautiful, red butt!

Strange but more pain pengkhianatanmu of queens.

I was cured of madness!

Praise be to God!

I want to get evidence of treason love your wife.

And I sacrifice myself to get it.

Sacrifices are you sleeping with my wife!

One kilo again!

That is not what I mean!

Question is .. I killed or not?

Give advice to me, You're still my advisor!

Can I stand?

Thank you. The late Queen is a woman like any other.

- I came, I was making progress ... - Liar!

- You handsome! Easy to get instead. - True

- I give the last advice. - Speak Up!

Remain monogamous, but do not give the crown to women more than one day.

The next day, Cut his head. Think reputation will have your majesty!

Queen will know you can not stand. It's the only solution.

You're right. I believe you advise wisely!

My wife next is your son, the Grand Vizier.

But the Grand Vizier had a daughter who was lazy, stupid and wasteful.

Do either become queen one day?

What will people think, when I say:

"Tomorrow, my daughter will head lying on my feet"?

Back Off! For the Grand Vizier

- Go home! - Why?

The guards protect the castle! Who knows when we entered the palace?

I want to be the queen soon! Look beautiful makeup!

Stupid! You do not appreciate! Go home, or I'm angry!

One day, I will be the queen and will make your life miserable!

What should I do with it?

Very classy, ​​so opened to 2000 dinars. Expensive, yes but worth it

Do not want to be a slave, but a wife and mother!

Or queen!

It is not amateur this woman?

- From 1000 - 2000.

- 3000. - 4000.

- 5000. - One million.

Bring it here!

- You want to be queen? - Go old man.

Strong character!

Follow me!

Today I finished.

- You do not know who the new master? - I hate housework and you!

- I cook but do not wash! - That worries small.

- My Grand Vizier. - And?

Today, you're replacing my daughter. You've been adopted!

- I'm not a slave? - More! Tonight you will be queen.

Queen! Is this a joke?

You will know!

- Where is everyone? - People what?

- But our wedding ceremony? - Do not have to. you will be my consort.

- So, it's true? - With this ring, I married.

What is your name?

I must be dreaming, Your Honor. But I'm happy, even if it was a dream.

Why me?

Are not you the daughter of the Grand Vizier? I who chose you.

My name scheherezada.

Basic ladies!

Where am I?

Are you crazy? That hurts!

- I am sorry. - How dare you?

Not bleed, should not break.

- Her Majesty angry? I opened my shirt? - Of course.

I forgive you.

We got married, but we do not know each other!

You will know me now!

So that's the end of my wedding night.

- Then? - Raja not ever get anything.

I do not want to sleep with the first of my new look!

Finally, I fell asleep. I did not know it was my last night on earth.

Call Grand Vizier! It is time!

Your Honor, I'm sorry, but we have to cut off your head.

What?

This is the will of God. Raja swear! all will lose their trust.

God will punish turn it into a scarecrow.

- Very good! - As long as I know will die!

- I am embarassed. - I, the daughter of a bastard?

You make me laugh! Let me go! If not let go of me, say it!

What? Please!

Take me out of here, if not, I will say that I am not your daughter, and the king will know!

And your daughter will die for real! You can not cheat the king twice.

Okay.

Once, twice ...

- God protect you! - The girl that you're selling ...

Want to make it up? But that does not mean anything!

You sell an Eskimo. Take him away! But be careful!

- Cover her face. - Kutebus with nail cleaner.

- Do not want to say goodbye to your father? - Go and clean your nails, Dad!

I go.

Who wants to 6? I can and better. 10, 11, 10,000? 500?

- You can not sell me a midget! - Yes I Do.

- Anybody want to 12,000? - Are you kidding!

Hey? You do!

- You! - I Am?

The man raised his hand.

Yes I Do. Who is it?

- You raise their hands? - Do Not

Sold to the host, with 11,000 dinars!

Pay with this ring. Fast!

50.000!

Once, twice ... Sold!

Come on!

- Why are you running? - When there are chasing me ...

Do not stop to ask. Running first ask questions later.

- Are you a thief? - Yes, if necessary.

You run like a deer. From whom are you hiding?

I want to look healthy and you buy well.

- What is your name? - Aladin.

- You are my employer. Instruct me! - Not now.

Ask me to do something!

Bring bricks!

Are you running?

- Here we sit? - Yes I Do.

- Where do I put the brick? - Anywhere. No, put it in there.

It will be the foundation of our house.

When you will go over there will be a large terrace.

- I want a house. - You are right.

- It's very nice. I am hungry! - I never eat.

- How do you live? What are you doing? - Meditation.

You're amazing, you're meditating. What do you think?

I am your slave. I obey you. Think about it.

I am a poor man, I do not have and do not need anything.

I'm a hermit! I mrlayani.

You do not like me? You lover boy?

No, you're disturbing my mind, I sell and buy books!

Do you like it if I like this?

Uh, well, might as well, I'm sure you start making my chest rippled

Watch Out!

Why are you afraid?

I am the Queen of Baghdad. My husband wanted to cut off my head.

- I kiss! - What Are?

- Fragrant perfume nobility. - I am hungry.

I also.

Strange! I do not remember the last time I felt hungry ...

We need to find something to sell!

A fish head, perforated shoes ...

A crust of bread, lights ...

The only thing worth here is my.

- But this lamp? - Maybe it was gold.

You gave me an idea! I'll show you the fool in the market.

I permainkan men. I make them believe anything.

But not me!

Do not be too sure!

Where am I?

- Ms! - Oh!

- Excuse Me. What day is today? - Tuesday. Why?

Where are we? Sorry, who are you?

Scheherezada. We're in Baghdad.

Scheherazade ... Baghdad "Thousand and One Nights"! I should have known!

So you find the lamp. Terrific. There goes a peaceful life!

I am your slave, Your wish is creature to me.

Let Me Introduce You! Jin Jimmy! Nice One!

- Jin? - If you ...

I would like quail eggs, caviar,

passion fruit, nectar in crystal ...

Relax, Miss. My strength is limited.

Do not ask the impossible. You can only ask that exist in the lamp.

- And what's on the lights? - Twentieth century.

- Meaning? - Do not be too.

Tea and sugar?

Sugar in my world? It can be difficult. I will try.

Why should anyone find it light?

Jim, I began to worry! Come on! The weather is terrible!

- Mayor Thompson. - Sorry, but you do not drink tea?

- Yes, loose coat. - I will soon be gone. Gulamu?

- Do Not! But we no fruitcake. - It may be too!

Come on, quickly. I had to go to Baghdad.

The weather is so terrible!

Sorry, but I have to go. 18:00, playing cards with the Wilson family.

Card? Of course, I understand. We will meet again?

- I think so. - Are you afraid?

Yes, but you're fun. Maybe that's why.

No one came. Night.

Remember, your craving creature for me.

I do not know why find a genie lamp, or why he was in the twentieth century.

But to return to the Aladdin, which I hope to throw garbage.

Night came, and the cake was wonderful giving spirit.

I admit, this delicious cake!

- Why did you turn it off? dark. - Jimmy playing cards. Do not disturb.

- To Play? - Bridge, at 18:00.

- Bridge hours, 18:00. - You will not believe me.

Exhausting day! I am tired! After eating, I was sleepy.

The more eating, Makin increase appetite.

- Sleep, do not talk. - Meditation!

I caught it!

Aladin!

- I'm warning you, let him go!

Aladin, rub the lamp is fast! I will be beheaded!

Lights!

- Employers, your wish is said to me. - Who are you? Where'd you come from?

You know what time it is? I never eat! Say what you want!

God!

Jimmy, fast!

Too small!

This is better.

scheherezada, where are you?

Watch Out!

That's it! Is there!

- Come on, Jimmy! - I'm going as fast as I could.

You like it?

Not fair!

- Now we can stop. - No, that's good. Faster.

What are you saying?

- Are you okay? - Yes, a little shaken.

I was not asked.

- I think I broke my leg. - You're not okay!

"I spoke to the driver." Better to ride a camel!

- Camel? - Bicycle bike destroyed!

Who cares about the bike the bike? rub on it!

You do not care about the bike? This is partly a collection!

This is a replica of the Paris-Dakar Rally winner.

- But you do not know! - Sorry, Jimmy.

This is a gift from the Wilson family. means a lot to me.

- Do not be sad so! - I will lend you anything!

It's 6:10! I think Wilson is very worried. I come!

- Jin always sucks. - Maybe I should call him back.

What else is this?

- Now what? - Look how pretty!

So pure! No signs of life.

Only the earth, the sky, the wind! Even without a blade of grass!

- I'm more excited in my life. - Thank you!

Moses, Jesus, Muhammad ... They find God in the wilderness.

I will be exalted prophet revolution!

You know a lot of preaching in the wilderness.

I hear and disappeared behind the dunes.

But how sad I lost Aladin good!

Dad slept. You're safe one hour. Can you finish it?

- I think so. Where was I? - Aladin leave you alone in the wilderness.

I was left alone, like most men.

I forget that life is a game. Sometimes even a joke!

What is a joke?

Anything too serious for my children and seriously

But back to the king. Do not be too serious

and the king can not calm down, because he was in big trouble.

He sent me to find people everywhere. King lost patience.

Not having sex for weeks, even though the wife changed every day.

Charlemagne received me personally. And they did not find it.

You are useless, if not found I could Scheherazade stress.

Your Excellency, I found the queen, Travel in the desert dying of thirst.

Near the palace garden. How happy I am! This is great!

Bring your riding gear Prepare Controller!

Grand Vizier, do not leave the castle!

- You act as if I'm dangerous! - Tomorrow morning you will die.

- No way. - Why?

Because Majesty wants me to be yours, but it's not going to happen.

Paduka delay decapitation forever.

You're very confident.

I do not believe anything I tell you, that's all.

But I do not know what to say. Who are you and what do you want?

- You. - Then why did you want to kill me?

- You should not be blurred. - Not a smart action.

This is really stupid!

What do you want from me?

Love can not be taken him dedicated.

- I'm not too smart speechless. - Why do not you mind your own business?

- Promise ... - I'm not promising anything.

I would give my kingdom, my heart and freedom.

Thank you, Your Honor.

Controller!

Jimmy came quickly Hurry!

- You alright? - Fly!

emoel200@yahoo.com

- Resume? - Yes I Do!

All Right!

I ran away, but I do not remember why.

- Running as usual, but in the air. - True

We will be back on Earth, at a port in the Persian Gulf.

Here, sailors passing, on their way to Africa.

How are you? I think you're thirsty.

We are heading to Africa but first, we want to have fun.

I know the right place. Never been to Africa?

I've sailed there. Come on!

I went all over the world.

I see the Island Trees money,

Pig Island, island figs, of all places!

- Tell us! - Tell us about the Colossus of Rhodes!

- Ah, that story! - I've heard enough.

I ran out of fuel. use the parachute, find and use!

Parachute?

- I do not have! - Use mine. I went back into the light.

Fasten the belt!

Thread

What?

Pull the string!

Thread!

- Approaching storm! - Watch Out!

- Are you hurt? - No, who are you?

- I scheherezada. Who are you? - Sindbad the sailor. Nice to meet you.

I also. I was cold and hungry.

I have too much to drink.

With legs like that you do not have a problem.

But I do not know this kitchen. Where is the salt?

In the bowl of honey.

I think you can get a lot of money to buy a new home.

- What to do? - Many things.

Buttons, fried eggs, fly, run ... I am very familiar.

- You can belly dance? - I think it's vulgar.

You can do it beautifully. Look at me!

"Shake a little and you'll see how hot I am."

The key is movement and hip. Heads do not move.

What is so funny? Belly dance is not funny.

This is the essence of sensuality! Try it, you'll see! But it was not easy.

Head remained silent. Moving the hips only.

You have much to learn.

Here?

- You need two weeks! - Maybe three. Come on!

Fast!

- Come on! - Where Is? Right here?

- Watch Out! I can not swim! - Seafarers should be able to swim.

He escaped! As always, God protect.

Exhausting night! Where are we?

You have a great ass, dear. Enforcing my sword!

Watch your mouth sailor!

We are in the middle of the sea! You're sailing!

- Know where we are? - With the wind like this? This is crazy!

Sinbad!

Catch!

You sailor Sindbad!

Great! I heard about Sindbad the sailor and a fantastic journey!

Jin Jimmy in the library to read the story of "The Thousand and One Nights".

This is not the original version.

In the original, I read they appeared out of nowhere,

So I improvise.

I do not know the end of the story, I do not know what happened to me

Although ultimately similar.

If the king does not come back ... Maybe delayed. Where is she?

- Where is the king? - Now I do not know.

But two years ago while traveling in the ocean,

King right on the spot.

- Zero! - I'm here I know of. What are you doing?

This is a dictionary of nonsense. Scheherezade fly like a bird.

I said in pigeons: "Go and take home"

and he replied: "Well, thank you, how are you?"

The book is chaotic, or stupid bird?

- I have to blame stress. - Nonsense! They've come all?

We have collected the best magician, I do not know how they help.

Woman fly, using magic. Opponents magic with magic as well.

Scheherezada. I saw a man dressed weird. Crying. Or laugh?

Look into the window. I saw a sailor and a beautiful woman.

- Scheherezada? - He was in the boat.

- No, in the windowless box. - In the box or bigger?

First we see the sea but the sea in the box.

Enough, I'm tired of this crap!

The screen is falling!

See, we are sinking!

Find stopper!

Watch Out!

Do not eat a lot. We do not see the beach.

- There's no point, ever see the survivors of a shipwreck? We are toast!

You're pessimistic.

When I was 13, I became the crew on the boat my uncle.

I caught sardines, but I was nauseated by the smell.

We returned to the port And I had not been to sea again.

That's the story.

But you still Sindbad sailor!

I dreamed of exploring the world, so I created my own world.

Same as me! Sindbad storyteller.

I, like you? I brag!

Even my amorous adventures mostly crap!

A glass of wine start the story. And I drink all the time.

But the worse thing I did not enjoy it.

Well, not too! I love to be with you.

I mean you're interesting.

- You mean you love me? - I am willing to do everything.

- Do you want children? - Easy to say, hard to do.

- Do not drink again! I will help! - With all the water around?

Without wine, I can die without knowing the love!

But you have to survive! Take my bread!

And the water!

Goodbye! Tell all the heroes of my story!

Sindbad, you're crazy!

I'll take you on the way! I introduce you to my friend Jimmy.

Come on!

You're wet! You littering the floor!

I'll make the tea. Not to your friend.

You're my slave or not?

I genie lamp, for you, not someone else.

Show us this century. Did you say beautiful.

Your wish is my command for.

Can wait until the rain stops?

What is this?

Ads. That special effects. Team into space.

- Space? - Humans have been into space. Notice!

July 20, 1969 is the most important day in the history.

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.

Great picture!

- I admit, I'm impressed! - So do I.

The light is extinguished. You'll be stuck here!

- If the boat sinks? - You get lost forever.

Push harder!

Hold strong!

Back to the place of origin!

- Save us! We will drown! - Life of the rake is about to expire!

Thank you.

- It was a command, Jim - In the case ...

There is a boat that saved me. But they lost ..

Jimmy gave me a book "10 Lessons navigation"

And the needle always points north, so I could advise sailors.

I pretend to be a pirate named "Woman of Wales".

Lift the anchor! Follow the direction of the wind!

Lower the screen!

- Turn on "GPS"! - What is "GPS"?

Have not found.

See! Mainland!

Be I captain a pirate.

They think I'm a witch and very obedient to the commands.

Using a compass, I sail around Africa.

I to countries where camels live with hairy neck like a lion,

And pig nose hanging to the ground.

But I really miss my village.

And sailed into the harbor that I and Sindbad the sailor had left off.

Our ship landed on the moon. I stop everything and up the stairs.

Everything freezes. The sun shines in the billions of stars.

But one of them is like a big ball, blue and white. Earth!

Desert brown, green forest.

Blue like the ocean and white like a cloud!

I step, two steps. ..

Then there are doors made from feathers. I decided to stay away.

The dark side of the moon, sparkling like a diamond stone.

Who are the people in the tent?

Nobility, but he disguised, and it seems very strange.

During the year looking at the horizon.

...

Go, not for you!

Stop!

Catch him

- Gotcha! - Ouch, it hurts!

- What happened? - A sailor stealing fruit.

- You just returned from sailing? - Yes, Sir.

Go!

Come here, boy, do not worry.

Can I eat grapes Majesty?

- Your eyes remind me of her. - Who do you mean?

Ever heard of a woman who can fly and sing like a siren?

- Why do you look for? - She was my wife.

During the year of searching but have not found it?

I hope he comes back. I will love him. We will have a child.

The problem is that I am a king who can not live normal.

I want to plant roses and write songs.

I'm tired of wandering from town to town.

I'm a little tired. Can I take a rest near you?

Help Yourself.

- But you know I'm a simple man. - I consider.

- I suffer, Jim. - Your happiness is my happiness.

I found a man who was ready to give up everything.

He waited for a year and she wanted a child.

- There is only one. Do you love him? - He was right in front of the tent.

You do not need to rush. Good job?

Enough money to finance, and rising prices?

- He was the king of Baghdad! - Yes, it's different.

- And he wants to marry you? - He's my husband!

Scheherezada!

- Follow me! - Where To?

To live a life of acrobatics!

Come On! Jim! Your Honour!

- I am sorry. I'm a little too hot. - A great compliment!

I love your cooking, but always the same every night.

Why not eat at your house?

Anyone want to play chess? Come here, please.

- What was discussed? - I want to know if you are pregnant.

I'm taking you to London, and ultrasound will tell.

What is that?

Crystal balls are placed on the mother's abdomen.

Could see the baby that small can also see the heartbeat.

Jim, you're going to be his guardian. Will I prepared in the future.

I will be glad, because I do not have children!

Why not?

If I met the right woman. ugly like me.

For example, Mrs. Wilson.

More than just a chef, but I want more than to eat the cake!

I love beautiful women: big breasts!

I understand.

Chess mat.

- I'm ready for a workout. - Ok.

Character opener!

Stars only

- Our star! - Better.

Come On Dear!

Jim brought the king with you!

Magic with rabbit and scarf ...

Then I'll make the stunt appears again.

Return, Jim!

Well Done!

Lights!

- Kneel. - You know I can do anything to you.

Not too tight?

Wake Up!

Come on, a beautiful horse!

...

Your Excellency, I pray to God that the king is safe!

Grand Vizier, I am happy to see you again! You've come to enjoy our success?

- I followed step by step. - I'm not surprised. How in Baghdad?

I practice the numbers, but Jimmy was very helpful to me. Fantastic lights.

Jimmy?

Jin Jimmy, my son's teacher, I know, the Saudi Kingdom.

You do not know? My wife will give birth. A small child berries!

Seen in ultrasound. Only we can see Jimmy. You did not, because he's invisible!

- But you keep the lights. - Thank you, Your Honor.

Grand vizier came to watch the show.

- What is wrong? - The event is famous in Baghdad.

Star of this show!

Jimmy, you are on the roof? Bring the king!

Where the stunt? Missing!

Whether in the pot?

I'm going to cook it? I will make him become a rabbit.

Joking! We will make the stunt appears.

Where is my light? No way!

The stunt is King Shahriar us, protector of justice kingdom.

This woman is a witch, with a spell.

Send him to hell. We must restore the King!

It lights the king. I'm sure you stole it, you bastard!

He does not respect me, Grand Vizier!

Controller!

So, I ruled the world, I would get rid of the idiots and barbarians.

Jin, you're my slave now!

Kill the king who was trapped in the headlights! Let me die like rats!

I took later.

What happened?

Shahriar king is dead.

Pray May God protect him!

This is a wicked witch who sent the king to hell!

Tomorrow, at dawn, he would be beheaded!

Then the Grand Vizier became King of Baghdad

defenders of justice in the glory of God.

Who would have thought in a day, they can choose!

It got so bad!

I will go through life stuck in the 20th century!

One must find the lights and wipe it.

- We need to pray for a miracle! - The magic exists only in fairy tales.

There in channel 2, the story of "The Thousand and One Nights"!

- Stop it, you do not know at all! - A king knows everything.

- But not the Arab kings barbaric. - I can not stand it anymore!

My TV is not a toy!

- This is the only way you to come back. - I'm sorry, Jim.

- Give me a screwdriver. - What Are?

- The one in the motor. - What is the motor?

- The parked on the sidewalk. - What Are?

- That, Your Majesty. - Do not shout, bring it here!

Sorry I met you, and all the bullshit!

What's the damage?

Finally already kuperbaiki.

Already kuperbaiki! Come back! we can go!

Too bad I have to go!

You're my master? Do not demand too much! Fast!

- Scheherezada! - Jim, finally!

- I knew you would come! Where have you been? - Not far. What happened?

Terrible! At dawn I will die. I was accused of killing the king.

Stay calm, he survived. He would seize his throne back.

- Tell them fairy tales. - Fairytale what?

You're scheherezada! You're smart storytelling.

I will be right back!

- Excuse me, it's urgent! - Wait!

- It's about the kidnapping! - Go to the superintendent's office.

Thank you.

- There is a kidnapping! - Who was kidnapped?

- King of Baghdad. The Arans. - I'm going to make a report.

Hurry!

Sit down!

Name, occupation, date of birth.

- Shahriar, Raja ... - No, your name is.

I Am? Jin James, was born 958 years.

- What? - 1958.

Fast!

Kill him!

- The time came. Executioner! - Do Not!

Stop It!

There's nothing to say. Raja I have not been returned.

The king is dead. You killed him in front of me, witch!

I think this is the end, for me and for my love.

Take me with you, Scheherezada.

Wherever you go! I always go with you.

I can not run. I am tired.

Do your duty.

You will not feel anything. I would be very careful.

- Tuan Shahriar. CHA ... - Bukan, SHA ...

- Slow down. - He was an important person!

An emir, and the sheikh! Can occur diplomatic scandal.

- You know who abducted her? - The police took him in front of my house.

- He's a queen. - Queen?

He was arrested, not kidnapped. Perhaps Arab who stole your bike.

- Yes I Do! Where is she? - At the back of the cell.

Your Honour! This is me

I can not!

- Judge ... Replace! - God always protect.

I'll do anything, as usual. This time I could not!

Executioner, give me the ax!

Because there is no report, we do not need to hold it.

But we had to fill out some forms.

I need pada tape.

- Damn! Simpson took the key! - Who Simpson? What key?

The tape in a drawer. Simpson took the key.

Shit. I'm tired of it all!

Listen to me or you die! Stand Up!

To the wall! Do not move! Remove the king!

I want a helicopter with a full tank!

- Thank you, Jim. - Close the door!

You're right, it would be more natural!

Glory to the King!

- You have to look for another Wazir. - I just know that guy!

- You can not think of anyone else? - Are you jealous!

How to Wazir invisible?

To say that God is great, and Muhammad, the Prophet!

Almighty God, and Muhammad, His Prophet.

Are you okay?

Grand Vizier life!

- I look? - Yes I Do.

! Tahilret Ayas - .In any nij nakub UAK -

- Welcome back! - The pleasure is mine.

Do not prove that I deserve to lose my kingdom for her sake.

Your wish is creature to me!

Strange! He's like our neighbors, actors.

Translated by: Predatorque