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- Stacie, you worry too much.
I'm settled in front of the TV.
I've got a hot chocolate and I'll be in bed by 9:30.
Don't fuss, my dear.
I'm doing exactly what you suggested
and taking a break.
Yes, bless you, Stacie.
No, I'm not doing anything too energetic, I swear.
Yes, complete rest.
All right, me too, all right, cheers dear, bye bye.
Ha!
One more, let's go again, let's go again, right on, okay.
- Gimme a closeup on that guy right there
at Table 122.
Albert Stroller, gotcha!
- A big 10 one more time, whoa!
Again!
Ah, right on!
- We're with casino security.
Would you please come with us, sir?
- Ah, Harry Doyle, I heard you were at Caesars.
- You heard wrong.
- Ah, how ya doin'?
- What's in been, 20 years?
- Yeah, give or take, yeah.
- You know, I never thought I'd see this day.
I thought you'd be retired out years ago.
- Oh no no.
- So what's the scam this time now?
- Scam, I'm on vacation.
- Oh, really?
- Explain to me.
What do we got here?
- This is Albert Stroller.
He's a con artist.
- You caught him cheating at my table?
- No no no, me and Albert go back a long way.
He's been working casinos on this strip for a long time.
I mean, your old man barred him, what was it?
20 years ago, Albert?
- Yeah, yeah.
- So what's the story, old man?
You here to steal my money?
- No, I'm on vacation.
- Okay, well I suggest you cross the Oceana
off your shopping list.
- Okay.
- What do you say we show Mr. Stroller here
what we do to grifters?
- Ah!
- Johnny, he's an old guy.
- You said my father barred him, right?
- He would never!
- He's got the balls to walk in here, Harry?
It's a lack o' respect.
- I wasn't cheating.
- I don't like grifters, period.
Hey, look at me, look at me!
- I want you to remember who did this.
- Albert Stroller, there should be a cab
to take me to the airport.
- Thank you, sir.
- Oh, that's all right, okay.
- Albie.
Are you all right?
- What are you doing here?
- Well, you stopped returning my calls.
I phoned the hotel.
They said there'd been an accident.
- No, I'm fine as you can see.
- Albie?
- Yeah, there was a little accident.
It was nothing.
- I'm not going anywhere until you tell me
what happened to you.
- There's nothing to tell, I...
- I don't believe you.
- I got in a little trouble,
and I think it's best that we leave, that's all.
- What kind of trouble?
- Look, it's best that we go.
- No, if you're in trouble, I want to help.
- Look, we're out of our league, do you understand?
- Oh, I very much doubt that.
- Yeah, I used to work the strip years ago.
I made a pretty good living too.
To tell you the truth, there are more marks
per square mile in Vegas than there are
anywhere else in the world.
So I'd take on the marks during the day
and then, I'd move to the casino at night.
Pretty soon, one after another,
the casinos all began to know the grifters
and you couldn't get a game going anywhere.
I didn't think when I came back here, to be honest,
anyone would remember me,
but I didn't reckon on Harry Doyle.
- So who's he?
- He's a casino security chief.
He's worked for all of the clubs
all up and down the strip.
He told his boss who I was,
and it was his boss who decided to teach me a lesson.
- Well, whoever he is, he's about to get to know us.
Okay, split up, find out what you can.
- Shit.
- Shit.
- Shit.
- Did you find out the same as us?
- This place is run by Johnny Maranzano,
the son of the late, great Frank Maranzano,
a mafia boss who was found at
Las Vegas International Airport
with three heads in a duffle bag.
The question is, are we gonna pack now
or are we gonna leave in the morning?
- We ain't goin' anywhere.
- We got a score to settle.
- I take it you guys have never watched "The Sopranos?"
These guys don't fight fair.
- They hurt Albie.
- So we have to find a way to hurt them.
- Woo hoo!
Ah, you know what, I love Las Vegas!
All right, lads.
- That's nice, English.
Why don't you just move on?
- Hey Harry, guy's having a good time.
- Now you are a very very big guy,
but I'll tell you something, son.
You ain't the boss.
You look like hired help to me, and so do you,
but you, a little bit different, isn't ya?
You do look like the boss.
You got that kinda big boss look about you, ain't ya?
I've gotta tell you, mate.
This place is amazing, I love it!
I love it, you got the best looking birds.
You got these lovely big slots.
- Something I can do for you?
- Yes, there is.
I wanna shake you by the hand.
- You know, we actually get a lotta people
here from London.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Well, I'm different.
- Oh yeah?
- Oh yeah.
I'm here to take all of your money.
- Good luck.
- 5 million bucks.
- So, can it be done?
- Anything can be done, I think.
- You know what's nice?
Works out a million dollars a finger.
- Big Daddy, the biggest slot machine in the world.
Created by Johnny Maranzano
in loving memory of his father, Frank.
It opened in a blaze of publicity a year ago
with a $5 million jackpot set in glass in the machine.
- What about security?
- Okay, three inch glass, water beyond that, fish,
then another section o' glass before you get the money.
Six minutes, your camera's on the machine itself,
all pointing at the cash.
Eight more eyes in the sky covering
the machine in the area around.
A security guard next to the machine 24/7.
To cut a long story short, it's impossible.
- Nothing is impossible.
- Look, if we could shut the casino down somehow,
maybe it'd give us time to work on the machine, maybe,
but I got two emergency power units.
We can't cut into the CCTV anywhere,
and the money's in full view all the time.
I mean, there's no way it can be done.
We'll have to think of something else.
- My dad used to keep fish.
- Really?
- No, look, see the thing is, yeah.
My mom made him get rid of 'em.
Tank kept on going green.
How comes where they got the fish ain't green?
- Don't they have special water, distilled or something?
- No no no no, that would, that would kill the fish.
- So they must shut it down to clean the tank.
- No, I checked.
It runs 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
It's never been shut down.
- So how do they do it?
- I don't know.
- Then who will?
- Can I get a beer?
Who's winnin'?
- Giants, 4 to 3.
- I had a friend who went out with a baseball player once.
She used to get turned on by his pitcher's glove.
She used to make him wear it during sex.
I was never quite sure how that worked.
Each to his own, I guess.
I read a book once, like, about sexual triggers.
You know, what gets you all horny and out of control,
like, leather and stuff like that.
And at the back, they had this little questionnaire.
You filled it in and it gave you
your own sexual trigger.
Mine was, like, fish.
So, what are you doin' here in Vegas?
- Behind the machine to the right,
where the security guard stands is a door.
- Casinos have the security doors all over the floor.
They're designed to blend in so you can't see them.
- And just behind that is a steel door,
which gives access to a small room at
the back of the machine for maintenance staff.
- So you can clean the fish tank from behind too.
- It's done by a local contractor.
- What do you think?
- I don't know, but that might be something.
- Okay, well let's go with it 'till we draw a blank.
Ash, you find out how we get in the room.
Albert, you tell him everything you know
about casino security.
- What about us?
- You two, you two are going to work.
- Drinks are free as long as they're gambling.
- Okay.
- The men will think you're easy.
Don't tell them otherwise as long as they're gambling.
The women may try to boss you around,
but that's okay too.
- As long as they're gambling.
- You get paid on a Friday.
Tips are yours to keep and sleeping
with customers is strictly forbidden.
If they're in their room screwin' you,
they're not on the floor playing tables.
Questions?
- I think I get it.
- Heavy on the makeup.
Your uniform will be provided.
Report to Ronnie Krantz, he's your pit boss.
- I get a lotta you kids through here
on their way to the coast.
Then they get the Vegas bug.
Don't stay here too long.
You end up a bum.
You phone your parents regular?
- Yes, sir.
- That's good, all right.
You don't let no one touch the fish.
You don't let kids knock on the glass.
- Right.
- Any fish die on your watch,
I dock it from your wages.
- Yes, sir.
- Now sometimes, when you take 'em out with a net,
they freak out and die.
I don't know, they have a heart attack of something.
Just make like nothing happened.
Put 'em in the bag anyway.
You might want to shake it a little just to add effect.
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, I told Ash everything I knew.
- All right.
You musta really missed this place.
- Man, if you're a gambler, there's no better
place to be in the world.
- So is that why you came back?
- Yeah, partly, and I also wanted
to see an old friend of mine.
We were partners for a while.
We used to work the shoe switch together.
- The shoe switch.
- Yeah, well see, in the early days,
when everyone was memorizing and marking the cards
at the blackjack table, I'd fake a heart attack,
and then my friend would switch the whole shoe.
Now, he knew the order that the cards would come out
'cause we'd spend the entire night together before
putting them in that way.
I tell you, we really cleaned up for a while.
I wasn't there when they caught him.
They had beaten him, I mean half to death.
And he never worked on that con again.
I want you to understand something.
This is no ordinary mark.
If they catch you, they don't call the cops.
They kill you, understand?
They kill you.
- Hey, Lucy.
- Hey, Thomas, how are you doing?
- Good, thanks.
So you got in okay, huh?
- Yeah, thanks.
I really appreciate you putting in a word for me.
- Well, you do your job, stay away from trouble,
that's thanks enough.
I have a daughter your age.
- I won't let ya down.
- You know, I've been here in Vegas for 40 years.
I've seen them all come and go, big stars, high rollers,
but I've also seen a lot of pretty girls
throw their lives away.
I would hate for that to happen to you.
- Isn't that Johnny Maranzano?
- Stay away from him.
- What's he like?
- He's new Vegas.
I mean, his old man had class.
This kid's just an animal.
You watch yourself, he is not cool.
- Thanks for the tip.
- Now you remember what I said.
Stay away from him.
- If I were you, what I would do is use this stuff.
In fact, I do use it.
I have a tank at home that I use.
I can tell it's very popular due to orders online.
I mean, they won't sell me enough quantity
to keep it in stock all the time.
- Okay, I've worked out a way this can be done.
- Oh yes.
- In theory, it'll take a lot of planning,
a lotta things going our way.
On the plus side, unlike most robberies,
we don't have to worry about going to jail if we get caught,
on account of the fact that we're stealing from the mob
and they'll just drive us out
into the desert and shoot us.
Now, Maranzano has a reputation for being a perfectionist.
So the last thing he wants in his
state-of-the-art slot machine is green slime.
So, he gets a local contractor to
clean the tank once a month,
the next one being scheduled for tomorrow.
Now, we won't be ready to go tomorrow.
- So if we don't do it tomorrow,
we're gonna have to wait another month.
- No, look, like I said yesterday,
Big Daddy is a tribute to Johnny Maranzano's old man, Frank.
Now the story goes that Frank
bought little Johnny a fish tank when he was a kid
and told him that the bubbles were a symbol
of how he was gonna rise to the top.
My guess is that the only reason
Johnny would bring the contractors in any other time
is if we make something go wrong with those bubbles.
- Like what?
- Okay, two capsules, one's easy,
a laxative that kicks in after 10 minutes
and lasts all night.
This is what's gonna make sure Billy
goes on that cleaning trip tomorrow.
The second's a bit more involved,
H20, water-absorbent polymer,
absorbs 800 to 1000 times its weight in water.
Watch very carefully.
Now, you can get this stuff coated,
so it doesn't kick in straight away.
The coating dissolves over, say, 24 hours
and then, the polymer starts to work.
If Billy can drop a small amount
close enough to the air jets,
as they dissolve, they'll clog 'em up
and restrict the air flow.
Using Billy's job at the aquatic shop,
we make sure we're the ones to go and fix it.
Now, when we get there, we whack up the air pressure
to clear the blocked jets, and that will
cause enough turbulence to mask the view
of the money for a few seconds.
- That's a lotta money to move in a few seconds.
- Yeah, well, the idea is to leave it,
so it appears the money hasn't moved, yeah?
So, we use this.
Those few seconds of waters bubbling
will give us a chance to put this in front of the money,
so that when the water settles,
it would look like the money's still there.
- So how am I gonna get them capsule thingees in there?
- Yeah, well, I'm working on that.
- Can we do this?
- No.
- It's your call, Danny.
- The mafia?
I've shit 'em.
- Hey guys, coffee's up!
- You got a minute?
- All right, put him in the South tower, okay?
All right, what, Harry?
- One of the girls on the roulette is
paying out on the wrong number,
three times the same guy.
- So why are you tellin' me?
Deal with it.
- I would, but you told Paulie to hire her,
you know, last week, the little blonde.
- Ah, yeah, that was for services rendered,
but the question is the same, man.
What are you telling me for, Harry?
As much as I'd love to do your job for you,
I couldn't live off the pay.
- Oh, I can deal with it.
I just wanted to know if you wanted me to
go easy on her, that was all.
- Why, I didn't.
Shit, Harry, I got a casino to run, okay.
You know the rules.
Take her out back, mark her face
and dump her in the trash, and take the guy too.
Show him what happens when you
settle for sloppy seconds.
- Boss.
- Hey, Big Daddy's getting cleaned today?
- Uh, yeah, they'll be here in an hour.
- Let me know when they're done.
I'll come take a look.
- The trigger's under the handle.
You pull it once when it's directly over each jet.
How's everything else?
- It's pretty good.
- Kid, come with me.
I got a job on the strip.
Everyone else is in the crapper.
- All right, I've rigged the phone,
so I can divert calls to the contractor to here.
We can make IDs using Billy's as a master.
I need you to make sure the van's ready.
- Okay.
- Stacie, I need you to be with the guard at the machine.
- Right.
- I think that's everything.
I've probably forgotten something, but it's too late now.
So let's get a good night's sleep, eh?
Got a busy day tomorrow.
- You know, Ash has done a great job.
- Yes, he has.
- You don't think we should do this, do ya?
- Do you know how many crews
have tried to take this town more prepared than we are?
- Yeah, but they weren't us, were they?
- Hm, no, but maybe that's not enough this time.
- Do you think I should call it off?
- Well, you're in this because of me.
You know how much guilt there is on your conscience
if it goes wrong?
- Albie, you know, there might be
stronger crews out there.
They might be smarter, better prepared.
Do you know why we succeed?
We succeed because,
because of who and what we are.
We make each other special.
You know, if we don't care for each other,
if we don't do anything, you know,
when one of us is hurt,
if we just walk away, we ain't got anything, have we?
We're just crooks.
- You've come a long way, Daniel.
- I had a great teacher.
- Control, I think we got a problem with Big Daddy.
- What the hell, what's this?
- They just, they just cleaned it yesterday.
- Get it fixed.
- Boss.
- Lucky Seven Aquatics, how can I help?
Oh yeah, that's the air valves.
They get blocked sometimes.
No, no, I don't have to go in the machine.
The valves are on the outside.
Sure, yeah, I'll send someone right over.
- Yo.
Okay.
Hey, Norm, Mrs. Foster called again.
She thinks her fish have caught a fungus.
- Okay, but don't be long.
- All right.
- Them guys are coming to check the tank.
- God, you sending security down?
- Nah, they just need to get to
the air valve on the outside.
- Oh, all right.
- Where's Norm?
- He was on another job,
but Harry said it was urgent.
- Bubbles are screwed.
- Okay, well, we'll blow 'em through.
- You need three guys to turn a valve?
- We were comin' back from somewhere else
when we got the call.
- How long is this gonna take?
- Oh, not long.
- Your drink, sir.
Good luck.
- Aw, come on.
- Let me go get somebody.
- Yeah, crap from the tank clogs the jets sometimes.
- Hi.
- Hey, how's it goin'?
- There's something wrong with the machine.
The coin slot's jammed.
- I'll be back in a minute, fellas.
- Okay, we won't be long.
- Five minutes.
- Control.
- Go ahead.
- Could we get an engineer down?
The bill slot's jammed.
- Okay, Billy.
Assume the position.
Yeah?
Okay?
- Okay.
- We're ready to blow the jet stream now.
The tank there's gonna go wild.
Just thought y'all wanna tell him upstairs.
- Control. - Go ahead.
- They're about to blow the jets
through on Big Daddy,
to let you know, it may kick up a bit.
- Understood.
- Thank you, sir.
- I'd better get back there.
- Oh hey, you never told me
you were at the Sands when Sinatra was there.
- Sinatra, Sammy Davis, Dean Martin, Peter Lawford,
the whole rat pack.
One night...
- Okay, go.
- Right, Billy, you got two seconds when I say go.
- I love Dean Martin.
- You know, Mr. Martin was a true gentleman.
He drank like a fish.
- All right, ready.
- Okay, three, two, one, go!
- Did you do it?
- I think so.
- Ya think so?
- Yeah, whatever happens, we'll soon find out.
- I remember when Elvis came here in '69.
- No way.
- I was a bellboy at the old International Hotel
when he first did this concert.
I had women offering me a hundred bucks
for his room number.
- Okay.
- Playing it now.
- And I'm bringin' up 15 cheese bacon-burgers
and six bottles of French champagne.
- Now I'm tryin' to find out
what the hell the secret service is doin'
running around the hotel like that.
You know, I better check on these guys.
- No, Thomas.
- We're all done.
- Anymore trouble, give us a call.
- Sure thing.
Oh guys?
I'm gonna need to look in your gear.
Okay.
I gotta go.
- Come on, come on.
- Yeah.
- We all bloody did it.
- Okay.
- Playing it now.
- One more time.
Thanks, Elvis.
- Any more trouble, give us a call.
- Oh, guys?
I'm gonna need to look in your gear.
Okay.
- You get them guys in for the tank?
- Yeah, they just left.
- Terrific, that's great.
What's wrong, boss?
- What's that?
- It looks like some kind of a disk.
- Open it up!
- Calm down, Johnny.
We can see the money through the tank.
- That's not possible.
- Well, where were you?
- I was standing right next to the machine.
- Get out, you're fired, get outta here.
Get out, get out!
- They do not walk outta this.
- Run back the tapes from Big Daddy this morning.
Stop!
- Hold it there.
That's the lyin' English guy from yesterday.
- Son of a bitch.
- Phone casinos, find out where they're staying.
- Are we great or what?
- Yeah, well, not wishing to put a damper on things,
but I think we should pack and get out of here, yeah?
- Ash is right.
- Yeah, that gets my vote too.
- Okay, so back to the hotel, change,
then get on the road.
- Let 'em roll, boss.
- Come on!
- It's Maranzano.
- Shit!
Come on, let's get out of here.
- I want them found.
- Put some guys at the airport.
- And if they don't show?
Who we got on the payroll who can find people?
- Joey Pepper.
Nothing much happens in Vegas he don't know about.
- Get him here.
I want them dead by midnight.
- Well, we can't risk going to the airport.
- Well, we can't stay here.
- Well, if they found the hotel,
they're gonna find the hired car.
We've gotta switch.
- I saw it.
- Go on then.
And hurry up, go on!
- What's he doing there?
- Yeah, all right.
He's taking a lotta time.
- Well, we're gonna need 3000.
- What?
- Three grand.
- You bought it?
- Well, what did you want me to do?
- You're supposed to be a bleedin' conman.
- Well, can we just get the car?
- Now would be good.
- Ash.
- Bring me the change.
- It's a four hour drive to LA.
- Okay, we'll get there, get outta trouble, then decide.
- Anyone need a lift?
- Squeeze in next to Albie.
- I'll let you drive, I'm going into shock.
- Albert.
- Sorry, Albie, ow!
- Ah, right on, okay. - Let's go.
- We cool?
- That's it, go back. - Back.
- Go on.
- Joey Pepper.
- Mr. Maranzano.
- Harry fill you in?
- Yes, sir.
- I want them found.
I don't care what it costs, what you have to do.
You understand me?
- Maybe when we get there, we should all split up.
- I don't understand how they
got onto us so soon.
- Well, it's too late to worry about that now.
- Well, what if they've got someone
waiting at LA airport for us?
- Maranzano's got people there too.
- Guys, maybe we should just give the money back.
- The money means nothing to them, they're insured.
It's us they want.
- It's great, Joey, great.
Joey just called to say
that he saw them headed out of Vegas toward LA.
- Well, what are you waitin' for?
- Great, I'm starving.
- We haven't got time to eat.
- So why are we stopping?
- We need to change the car.
- All right, you two, fancy dress party's over.
- Yeah, all right, okay.
- You know, this ain't gonna go away, don't ya?
Now they're onto us, they ain't gonna give up.
Even if we get back to London,
I mean, this is the mob.
They got people there too.
- What a mess.
- Well look, come on.
We used false names at the hotel, didn't we?
- No no no no no, it might slow 'em down a bit,
but it won't be long before
they find out who we are.
- So now what?
- I understand, all right, yeah, goodbye.
- All right, they know we're in LA.
Every crook in town is looking
to do Maranzano a favor.
I think our best bet is to go down to Santa Monica.
I got a friend whose got a boat moored there.
- Hey there, I guess this is your lucky day.
- I'm just ahead of you.
They're in a blue caddy convertible.
I've got contacts in LA.
They're looking out for 'em when they get there.
- Joe, we've got guys at LAX and
all the train and bus depots
and a couple of LA PD guys on the payroll,
all lookin' out for 'em.
Now there is no way out of LA,
so just close 'em down.
- What's the word?
- He's on it.
It's just a matter of time is all.
- He'd better be right.
- Joey'll find 'em, trust me.
- Ha, you hear this guy?
He's my head o' security.
Someone just stole $5 million.
He's telling me to trust him.
- Come on, Johnny.
You don't have to be like that.
- Pull over.
- Huh, maybe I should be like this, huh?
You want I should be like that?
Get in the car.
Get in the car!
Unbelievable, now it's raining in the desert.
- All right, let's move!
- What do you got?
Come on, tell me something.
Give me some good news, Joey.
- I've done some digging.
It seems like they pulled in a favor.
They're headed for a boat moored at Marina Del Ray.
- Good, well do yourself a favor
and make sure they don't walk outta this alive.
- I thought that's what you might want.
So I've already taken care of it.
Phone me when you get here.
I'll tell ya where I'm at.
- Which one, Albie?
- Straight ahead.
- Huh?
Damn!
- Come on.
- Okay, I'm here, where you at?
- Oi, you sure you can drive this baby?
- Yeah yeah yeah, I think so.
- Right, yonder, to the seven seas.
- Yeah, we have lift off.
- Hey guys, if we do get outta this, yeah,
what do you think I should spend my share on?
- Got a long way to go yet, Billy.
- Yeah, but if we do, I reckon a bar or a club.
- I'd like a world cruise
with marks as far as the eye can see.
- You know what I'd do?
I'd buy a greyhound.
- A greyhound?
- Yeah, always fancied a greyhound.
- No, it's gotta be a beach house somewhere,
the Caribbean.
- Danny?
- A dating agency.
- What?
- Think about it.
All those birds desperate for a bunk up,
sending their personal details,
their desires, their innermost secrets
and their phone numbers.
- Oh, Danny!
- Come on, Ash, we need to shift it.
- You got 'em?
- They're down there.
- You said you'd taken care of it.
I have.
- You know, the money's on the boat.
- This ain't about the money.
- It's done.
- Hello.
- Albert.
- Joseph.
- They're gone.
- Now that's music to my ears.
Right, goodbye.
- Someone pinch me, I'm dreamin'.
- Hello, Joey.
- You look great.
- You too, yeah.
- Hey, I'm workin' for the other side now,
chasing bad debts instead o' running them up.
- Well, that's why I called you.
I hope I'm wrong, but I might need some help.
I think our best bet is to go down to Santa Monica.
I got a friend whose got a boat moored there.
If we can get down there, I think I got us a way out.
- How?
- Remember that scam I told you about,
the shoe scam in Vegas, the guy I worked with?
His name was Joey Pepper.
After they beat him up, he started
working for the casinos,
looking for guys who left Vegas with unpaid markers.
- So.
- So, if you wanna see anyone in Vegas,
you gotta see Joey.
- And he can help us?
- Yes.
- How?
- By blowing us up.
- Call me when you get here.
I'll tell you where I'm at.
Just like the old days.
- Thanks Joey! - Thanks Joey!
- Oi, you sure you can drive this baby?
- Yeah, yeah yeah, I think so.
- Right, yonder, to the seven seas.
- Look, we gotta get this right.
- Yeah, we have lift off.
- Hey guys, if we do get outta this, yeah,
what do you think I should spend my share on?
- Got a long way to go yet, Billy.
- You know, the money's on the boat.
- This ain't about the money.
- Albert, you are a legend.
- Oh, thank you, my dear.
- So, round three.
- Yeah, well, there's not much point
in looking for someone you think is dead, is there, eh?
- Why am I rowing?
- You know, I'm still gutted about
lobbing half a million dollars in the air.
- Well, it had to look right.
- Maybe we should take this in turns, yeah?
- And there's still plenty left for your dating agency.
- There's always that.
- Guys, I'm not being funny here,
but my arms are really starting to ache now.
- Um, wait a minute, where's all the land gone?
- Have we got a compass?
- Aw man.
- We're gonna need more than a compass, look it here.
- No, that's all right.
Just grab something to bail out.
- All right, yeah.
Don't get the money wet.
- Actually, it is coming in a bit quick.
- All right, who in the bleedin' hell is this?
Hello?
Mickey, hello, mate.
Yeah, yeah, everything's going really well.
Never been better, yourself?
That's, that's good Mick, I mean,
no offense, me old pal, little bit busy right now.
Can I call you back?
All right, mate.
- Danny, he could've helped.
- We don't need any help, all right?
As your leader, I will get you outta this.
Right, Ash, which way is England?
- Wait.
Quiet!
Wait!
Right, I've got an idea.
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