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- Oh double sixes again.

I don't believe it.

Come on.

Do you want another go?

Oh come on, what?

You're bound to win sooner or later.

I just got a bit lucky, that's all.

- Been a long time since I've seen anyone work the tat.

- Sorry, mate, do I know you?

- I was watching.

Pretty good.

- Just got a bit lucky, that's all.

- Edward.

- Albert.

- Well?

- We're on.

- Do us a coffee, Eddie, stick it on the slate.

- No more slates, strictly cash.

- Oh, not again.

- The worm has finally turned.

Albert says the mark's ready.

We're good to go.

- Great.

So where's Danny?

- You were a dip?

- No, I was the best dip in London.

- You were the best dip, were you?

- Telling you, mate, there's no one like me before or since.

- Oh, yeah, your were that good?

- No, I was better than that.

Brilliant.

- Go on, then, let's have a look, show us.

- You want me to show you?

- Yeah.

- I'll show you.

First of all, hang on, you got the time?

- Yep.

- Where did you.

There wasn't.

That's good, that's good.

All right, yeah.

- Anyway, so who's gonna get the bill?

- When did.

That was in me pocket.

I was sat down on it.

- Don't worry, mate, don't worry, we'll get a check.

You got a pen?

- Still no sign of Danny, then?

- He's not answering his phone.

- He'll be here.

Time we got started.

- Anthony Mgube, born in Nigeria, resides in Switzerland.

Not a very nice man by any criteria you choose to apply.

His reputation in the army was for torturing prisoners.

He left the army and joined the government then he fled

to Switzerland following allegations

of embezzlement and fraud.

He sells arms to militia groups

and mercenaries in East Africa.

He has two main passions in his life, his racing stables

in Newmarket and his collection of antique banknotes.

- All right.

How's it hanging?

Listen, I want you to all meet my new best friend, Trevor.

- Speed.

- Speed.

There's Acie, Stash, Albert, that's the lovely Albert.

No, he's the lovely Albert.

Legend, take note, this is the great Mickey Bricks

con man extraordinaire, all round top.

Don't do that, Mickey.

- A word, please, Danny?

- All right, I'll be right back, Trev.

I'll be back, Trev.

- What the bloody hell do you think you're playing at?

- It's Trevor, isn't it?

Trevor Speed, he's one of us.

- You're drunk.

- But Mick I've just had a couple, all right.

- What have you told him?

- It's okay, all right, listen,

he's a grifter I caught him working the tat.

- You do not bring people here.

- If there's a problem.

- There's no problem here, mate, no problem here.

Okay?

- Yes, there is a problem.

- Why don't you just lighten up, Mickey?

Lighten up, will you?

He's not just some muppet I found on the street.

I'm telling you, he's one of us.

- I very much doubt that.

- Mickey, you're making me look very bad here, all right,

I invited him.

Please don't make me look very bad

'cause then I'll feel bad.

All right, I'll vouch for him.

Okay?

- We don't know anything about him.

- Yeah, well, I do, all right.

And you said yourself we needed somebody

for the Gooby Dooby thing.

- Mgube.

- And that as well.

Okay look, I'll vouch for him.

That's it, please, for once in your life trust me.

- No, Danny.

It's all our necks on the line and I, for one,

like to know the people I'm working with.

We'll do this another time.

- Sorry, man.

- What did I do?

- Can you please explain the logic to me,

of us going £4 overdrawn and you charging me

£85 to tell me about it?

Well, now I'm £89 overdrawn.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

- Problem?

- Yeah, the man is a moron.

- It's a prerequisite for his profession.

- Do you know, he's starting to make me feel nervous.

- Yeah, well, apparently his profits have gone down

since we got back.

- Everything's about money these days.

- Welcome.

Don't mention Mgube.

We'll talk about it later.

- Eddie, this is Trevor.

Sorry.

Oh, sorry, look, one word, all right.

Principle.

- Principle?

- Yeah, principle, okay.

- Go on.

- I'm an equal partner.

- Yeah.

- I'm entitled to my say.

- Absolutely.

- I got an equal voice.

- Same as everyone else.

Okay, you lot all knew each other

before I come along, all right.

To me, it's like I'm on the outside looking in.

- Oh, Danny.

- Yeah, it's like the kid with the nose pressed up

against the window.

- So this, it's all a matter of principle, yeah?

- That's it, Ash, principle.

Yeah.

I said I'd vouch for the bloke, didn't I?

I mean, I think my word should be vouchable.

And if it's not, then.

Well, I guess what I'm saying is,

if it's not, then I'm gonna have to walk.

There you go, I've said it now.

I mean, sometimes a bloke has to stand up

for what he stands for.

- Well He has a point.

A little trust goes a long way.

- Yeah, but we don't know him.

- Well, we didn't know Danny when we took him on.

- Okay.

- Danny.

Okay, we're gonna give him a chance on this one job.

The first time he screws up, he's out.

- Cheers, thanks, you won't regret it.

I didn't mean what I said and sorry

about burping in your face.

Love you all.

- So, how do we get to this Mgube?

- His hobby.

He has a world-renowned collection of rare banknotes.

- Yeah, he looks like he's worth a few quid.

- Last time, it was estimated at $60 million.

- How many noughts is that, then?

- Lots.

- And the way in?

- He's desperate to add one new note to his collection.

Yankee Green.

It's a $1,000 treasury note issued in 1866.

The head is of General George Gordon Meade Commander

of the Union Forces at the Battle of Gettysburg.

- How much is something like that worth, then?

- Only two are known to still be in existence.

One is owned by the Chicago Confederate Bank

for which they paid $200,000 nine years ago.

- And I take it that Mgube has offered

to buy it and been turned down?

- Frequently, yes.

- So, where do we come in?

- Now, the second note.

Only a handful of people know its whereabouts.

Fortunately, I'm one of them.

The CEO of the company that insures it is a friend of mine.

- Everyone's a friend of yours, Albie.

- The owner of the note is Anne Foster.

It is kept in her late husband's collection.

But Mgube doesn't know anything about her?

- He knows the second note belongs to a private collector

he just hasn't been able to track it down.

Even if he did, she's made it clear

that she will never sell it.

- Okay, so we got a millionaire

who wants something and we know where it is.

- Now, what?

- Can't we just nick it?

- Can we forge the note?

- Possible.

But chances are Mgube knows the serial number.

- We'll need to see the real one.

- Which means?

- Getting close enough to the original.

- Mrs. Foster?

No, it's nothing serious, Mrs. Foster,

we'd simply like to update our assessment

on some of the more valuable items that we insure.

- My premiums are up to date, you know.

- No, no, no, no.

No, it's more a case of making sure that some of the items

are in the same condition as when the insurance

was taken out.

- I'm 83, you know.

- I don't believe that.

You don't look a day over 75.

- Would you like another slice of cake?

- Maybe later.

Anyway, moving on.

Right, jewelry, that should be fine.

- I see here you have some banknotes.

- My late husband's.

- Right, okay.

Always a danger of damp with those.

- They're in a sealed cabinet.

- Do you mind if we have a look?

- There are a few more things we need for the Mgube con.

But it seems we're short of working capital.

And then I thought to myself

who do I know who could solve a problem like that?

- What do we need?

- I've got a list.

- Cor blimey, you don't want much, do you?

Leave it with me.

- Okay.

- Was everything all right with your stay, sir?

If you'd just like to sign at the bottom for me.

Thank you.

The Lexington.

- This is Credit Card Authorization.

I understand you've got an authorization problem.

- Well, everything looks fine here.

- It's just showed up on me screen.

- I don't know why that is.

- I tell you what's happened.

Did you just do a card transaction?

- Yes, a credit card.

- You did?

Yeah, well, it may not have gone through.

Do you wanna give me the card number so I can check it?

- Sure, the number is 4628.

- Yeah, I'd like to make a credit card purchase, please.

- Is something wrong?

- Probably not.

I think we may have to take some photographs

just to update our files, if that's okay?

- You must do whatever you think best.

- Yankee Green.

- Can you do it?

- Paper might be difficult.

- What about the seal?

- No, I can do that.

Who does it have to pass?

- A collector.

- Lab tests?

- No, hopefully not.

Is it doable?

- Everything's doable, Mr. Stone.

At a price.

- Right.

Half now, half when it's done.

- But I've paid money into the account now,

so couldn't you just take off the charges?

A reason?

Well, how about customer service?

Or just plain, old-fashioned bloody courtesy?

I am not swearing at you,

I'm just trying to point out that you're

an arrogant little man with a brain the size of a pea.

Hello?

Hello?

He hung up.

- I can't think why.

- Right, this means war.

- It's £85, my dear.

Isn't war a little overzealous?

- It's the principle.

- Ah, principle again.

It seems to be the word of the moment.

- Get your coat, Albie.

- Why?

Because we are gonna get him.

- Get him?

- Hopkins.

Yep, he knows me but you can be my secret weapon.

Come on.

- Look, be that as it may, Mrs. Reeves,

we have a very simple system here.

Let me unscramble the intricacies of it for you.

If you have money in your account, you can take it out.

You haven't.

- Come on, kids.

- Mr. Hopkins?

Harrison Wyngate.

- Please.

Thank you.

Let me.

- Fine.

- Okay, next step, Mgube.

We've got a contact in the limousine company he's using

so we know he's due to visit the banknote dealers

in the Strand this afternoon.

- We can do that, can't we, Trev?

- Yeah.

- He did really good today, Mick, with the old girl.

- Have you ever worked on a long con?

- I've read about it.

- Yeah, well, I'll make the play, he'll just back me up.

- I'd rather you took Ash.

- All right, Mick, you're the boss, it's your call,

but you know.

Well I mean, I wouldn't be sitting here, would I,

if somebody hadn't taught me?

- Do not louse this up.

- No, we won't.

- Setting up a transfer is no problem.

- Do you have an account here?

- No, not yet but the young lady out there

gave me the forms to fill out.

- Well, once your application has been processed

we can give you an account number

so you can arrange the transaction.

Do you know how much you'll be transferring?

- Three million, yes.

- Excuse me?

- That's just the first installment.

- First?

- Yes, the company I represent

has purchased some land nearby to develop.

So we need a holding account,

pay the construction staff, that sort of thing.

Well, I'm assuming a branch this size

can deal with that amount of money?

- Of course.

- I've always believed that having a strong relationship

with the branch you're dealing with makes life a lot easier.

Head offices can be so tedious.

- Quite.

- Well, it'll be quite a coup for you, I guess.

I'm sure your superiors will be impressed.

- Well, rest assured, Mr. Wyngate the bank and I will be

at your complete disposal.

- Lovely, brilliant.

Well, now that I've got him, what shall we do with him?

- I'll think of something.

- I'm sure you will, my dear, I'm sure you will.

- We're calling on all banknote dealers.

- Customs and Excise?

- Yeah, this is absolutely nothing to do with your business.

We've checked your accounts.

Everything seems fine.

Just to let you know,

we'll be here as part of our surveillance.

- Surveillance?

- Yeah, there's a money laundering gang,

taking money out of the country

by investing in rare coins and banknotes.

- So, what do you want me to do?

- Oh, nothing.

No, no, no, no.

Just pretend we're not here and if anyone asks

then we're just members of staff.

- But I can't possibly have strangers

wandering around the shop.

- Oh, well, should you decide not to help

with our investigation we would have to ask ourselves, why?

- No, of course, please.

I'll help in any way I can.

- Well, that's super, that really is super,

thank you, thank you.

- Perhaps you could wait in the back office?

Shouldn't take more than a couple of hours.

- Hello.

- Danny.

Mgube's car is just pulling up outside.

- Okay.

Mr. Harris, thank you for calling back, sir.

Yes, I have located the notes you asked for

and I will fax them over this afternoon.

That's my pleasure, sir.

That is not a problem, sir.

The Yankee Green?

Have located it, have located it.

Not managed to get hold of the owner yet, though.

Absolutely, sir.

I'll let you know as soon as I know.

Goodbye, sir, goodbye.

- Excuse me, did I hear you mention

the Yankee Green?

- Sir?

- You spoke about it on the telephone.

- I'm sorry, sir.

I can't discuss orders from other clients.

- Do you know who I am?

I'm here to purchase a large number of notes.

- Well, maybe you'd like to have a little look

at our catalog?

- No.

I would like you to bring it to my apartment in person,

in one hour.

- Not quite sure I'm gonna be able to do that.

- I take it you earn commission on your sales?

- Yes, I do.

- I intend to spend many thousands.

Bring your catalog in one hour.

Please do not be late.

- Where've you been?

- Mickey gave me a shopping list.

- Did you get what you need?

- Yeah, yeah, all done.

- Good, I got another job for you.

- Cor blimey, I've never been so popular.

- Well, it's more of a personal favor.

- Go on, then.

- Stacie and I would like you to turn these

into proper building plans.

- What for?

- Much as I'd love to tell you,

it's more than my life is worth, dear boy.

- Right, you know what you're doing, yeah?

- Silence is golden.

Egg you on when I need to.

- Get the hump when you move towards the door.

- That's it, good luck.

- All right?

How you doing?

Mr. Mgube in?

- No, no, no, no.

Offer him money as long as he agrees to sign by tomorrow.

If that doesn't work then tell him I asked

after his wife and children.

Good.

- Hello.

I've brought the catalog for you, sir.

This is my assistant, James.

- I am not interested in your catalog, young man.

I want to talk about the Yankee Green.

- Did explain that, sir...

- I will match whatever your other client is willing to pay.

- Yeah, I'm sorry, sir...

- And give you £20,000 for yourself.

- I really don't think we should be having

this conversation, sir.

- Each.

- I'm very sorry.

- You did say 20 grand, each?

- At last.

Gentlemen in this country I can do business with.

Okay.

So, what is your other client's offer?

- 500,000.

- Okay, bring me the note.

If it's genuine, I will pay you in cash.

- Where did you two sneak off to earlier today?

- Albie went to see Hopkins at the bank.

- To do what?

- If he can steal £85 off us

how much is he taking off people who can't afford it?

It's extortion.

- Maybe, but isn't sending Albert a bit like

using a sledgehammer to crack a walnut?

- He needs to be taught a lesson.

- Right, I'm sure he does.

- Oh, here they are.

- Well?

- Am I the bollocks, or what?

- Yes!

- Price?

- You ready for this?

You tell 'em.

- Can I?

- Yeah.

- Someone bleeding tell us.

- Half a million.

- No.

- So, what's next?

- I spoke to Ray about an hour ago, the note's ready.

You can pick it up at Eddie's tomorrow morning.

- Great.

- Police.

- Very funny.

- All right, Ash says you're finished.

- A flaming work of art.

- Pleased to hear it.

- Yeah, It looks really old, doesn't it?

- Yeah, I think that is the general idea.

- Well?

- Right.

Nice one, Ray.

Don't spend it all at once.

- This is the main retail area,

cinema complex, theater district.

- It's huge.

- Has planning been approved?

- We're looking at 6,000 jobs.

The council has given us virtually carte blanche.

- I bet they have.

- Construction begins in six weeks.

- What's the shaded area here?

- Oh, car parking.

That'll cover most of the current Portway Estate.

And this is the only section that hasn't been acquired.

Small but crucial.

It will give us the best access to the car parks.

- Who does it belong to?

- I have no idea.

Fortunately, it's not our problem.

We've put the car parking out to franchise.

But whoever owns it, they're about to be offered

an awful lot of money.

- You talking to me?

Neil Marchant, Customs and Excise.

Neil Marchant, Neil Marchant.

Neil Marchant, Customs and Excise.

Yeah, we're doing a bit of surveillance.

Half a million, half a million.

Half a million.

Hello?

Yeah, it is.

- I mean, all I'm saying is you never give me a fair chance.

It's all tricks and things I can't work out.

- So, you feel the odds are stacked against you?

- Exactly, look, I don't mind joining in,

but you've got Danny with his find-the-lady card thing,

I can never find it.

Then you got Ash with his double-headed coins.

- Yeah, double tails, 'cause most people call heads.

- That's what I'm talking about,

that, all that jiggery-pokery.

So, from now on, you pay for your drinks like normal people

or at least just give me a fair chance.

- A fair chance?

- Yeah.

It's not that you're cleverer than me,

it's just, you cheat.

- Okay, all right, a fair chance.

Okay.

There's £50.

Now you take £50 from the till.

It's okay, look, there's mine on the bar.

No cheating.

How much is there?

- A hundred.

- Okay.

So now we both bid for it and the highest bid takes it.

- We both bid?

- You got it.

- Whoever bids most gets it?

- The whole 100.

Fair enough for you?

- Okay, you go first.

- Okay.

50.

- 60.

- Okay, you win.

You win, give me 60 and the 100 is yours.

- I won, right?

- Absolutely.

- You'll get us barred.

- I cannot help myself.

- All right, chaps?

- You're late.

- Sorry, boss, I had a bit of business to take care of.

We set?

- Yeah.

- Here's the note.

Ray says it'll stand up to a visual

but not if they run chemical tests.

So the first sign of a test tube,

complain about damaging the note

and get the hell out of there.

- Got it.

- This has to be done tonight.

Mgube flies back to Switzerland tomorrow afternoon.

- Alright.

Wish us luck.

- If you're good enough, you won't need it.

- Hang on, if I gave you 60

and you only put 50 in I must be a tenner down.

- It's all right, I'll toss him for it.

- Right, same thing, yeah.

- I do all the talking, right?

- Right.

- Like Mickey says, if he gets out some fancy testing kit

we make our excuses and we leave.

- Right.

The most important thing, all right,

is to look a bit nervous like we know we shouldn't be there.

He knows what we're doing could cost us our jobs.

Let's make him think he's doing all the running.

- Right.

- You ready?

What's wrong?

- Oh, no.

It's gone.

- What do you mean, it's gone?

- I must have left it in the bar.

- No, you didn't leave it in the bar,

you put it in your pocket.

- I must have dropped it.

- No, you didn't drop it, have a look.

- I don't believe it, I put it in me pocket.

- I don't believe you, I don't believe you.

All right, don't panic, don't panic.

Focus, focus, focus.

Right, let's retrace our steps.

Well, look then.

- I don't believe this.

- Just get looking

and stop with your bloody whining.

- Hold on, hold on.

What?

- I put it in my pocket, I swear.

- He's dropped it, ain't he?

He's dropped it.

He's dropped it somewhere between here and the apartment.

We've retraced our steps, but someone's picked it up.

- Of all the stupid.

Danny, you said you'd vouch for him.

- Yeah, all right, Mickey, it could happen to anyone.

- Only it didn't, did it?

It happened to him.

- Can we get another one made?

- No, not in the time.

- Mgube's flying back tomorrow.

- So we're finished?

- Yeah, afraid so.

- Do you have any idea how much money you've just cost us?

- All right.

I've lost out as well, you know.

- You didn't put any money in to set this up.

- Got half a million quid just sitting there,

waiting to be picked up.

- Get him out of here.

- Hold on.

Listen, maybe you'd better go.

This ain't just down to me.

- Get him out.

- Hey, just go.

Come on.

Just go.

- Out, get out.

- All right.

I'm leaving.

- Get out.

- Losers.

- Okay, just put the cards down flat for a second.

My leg.

Come on.

- Not playing cards with the boys?

- No, Albert cheats.

- Yeah, he does.

- It's funny, isn't it?

With old Trevor.

- What do you mean?

- Weren't that long ago,

I weren't that much different from him.

- Don't be ridiculous.

You're nothing like him.

- No, short con artist, scratching a living.

- No way, Danny.

- He's cheap.

Everything's about the money.

So he misses the beauty of the game.

- The beauty?

You know, you're beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Can I ask you something?

- I suppose so.

- You keep knocking me back, yeah.

Now, is it because.

No, listen, is it because.

Is it because we work together

or is it because you don't fancy me?

- What do you think?

- I used to think it was 'cause we worked together

and then I got thinking maybe I'm just not your type.

- And what do you think my type is, then?

- I don't know.

Somebody more like Mickey.

- Like Mickey or Mickey specifically?

- Well, why don't you tell me?

- I love you both.

- You love us both?

Yeah, but loving us both that's,

that's just one of those girly things, isn't it?

You know when you don't want to shag someone

but you don't want to hurt their feelings, either

so you pretend you're just good friends

and you don't want to spoil it.

So, just so I'm absolutely crystal clear on this, yeah

a shag is definitely out of the question?

You don't mind me asking, though?

- No, I'm flattered, Danny.

- Thanks for our little chat and no offense.

- None taken.

- No, no, no, no listen the deal's still on,

it's just that he's got cold feet, that's all.

- You definitely have the note?

- Yeah.

- When can I have it?

- I can have the note to you by 10:00 tomorrow.

10:00 is okay.

- And you'll have the money ready?

- Do not worry, young man.

Tomorrow at 10:00, then.

- Good.

- Bye.

Muppets.

- Mrs. Foster.

- Yes?

- Can I come in?

You remember, we came to do some photographs, on the note?

Well, the note has been damaged, darling.

The company thought you might find this all confusing.

£150,000 in cash.

It's a sort of down payment

to make you feel a little bit better.

I just need you to sign this.

- I need my spectacles.

- No, it's all right, it's just one signature.

Right there.

Of course, I will have to take the note back with me.

- I have to call Peter.

I don't understand when it comes to banks,

money, and insurances.

I really would like to talk to my son.

I'm not quite sure that I understand what you mean.

- Well, you've already sold it to me, haven't you?

Don't you remember?

All legal, money's there.

- I'm not selling anything.

- Blimey, you're getting forgetful, aren't you, sweetheart?

Hey.

I'll see myself out.

- Please, I don't think I want to do this.

- Mr. Mgube's expecting me.

Mr. Mgube.

- You have it?

- Yeah.

Do you have the money?

- £500,000, as agreed.

- And the extra 40?

- Your colleague is no longer with you.

- Which means I get his share.

- The note.

Pay the man.

- It's been a real pleasure doing business with you gents.

- Something's going on.

- I reckon about now.

- Can I help you?

- I'm here to see Mrs. Foster.

- Who?

- Mrs. Foster, she lives here.

- No, she doesn't.

- So, who the hell are you?

I live here, this is my house.

- What?

- We've just come back off holiday.

- How'd we do, Betty?

- Or should we call you Mrs. Foster?

- 150 grand.

- You're joking.

- No way.

- But we only had him down for 20, 25 tops.

- Seems the little shit was holding out on you.

- Well, that's what we thought he had stashed

in the caravan, but.

- Seems he came into a small windfall.

- Hello?

Yeah, it is.

- Our favorite bank manager must have bought

his worthless caravan and even more worthless land for.

£150,000 in cash.

- Yes, I'm trying to find out who's won the car parking

franchise for the new development on the Portway Estate?

What do you mean, what development?

Let me talk to the planning officer.

- Here's the note.

- The most important thing, all right,

is to look a bit nervous like we know we shouldn't be there.

He knows what we're doing could cost us our jobs.

Let's make him think he's doing all the running.

- Right.

- You ready?

What's wrong?

- Oh, no.

It's gone.

- What do you mean, it's gone?

Oh, yeah.

All right, sorry, sorry.

- I can't believe you started without me.

- Yeah, can I hire a limousine?

In the name Mgube.

It's traditional.

Yes, it's sort of Nigerian you know, yeah.

12 white shirts, 16 collar, and a dozen assorted ties.

Perks.

- It's white or white.

What do you reckon?

- Well, I think.

- Yeah, I thought white myself.

- White?

- Yeah.

- £500,000 as agreed.

- Did you hear about Stacie's little contribution?

- Oh, yeah.

- Brilliant, even if I do say so myself.

- Where do you want me, Mick?

- Out front.

- I wish I could see his face.

- Can I help you, sir?

- What's going on?

- It's been closed down.

- What for?

- I don't know.

CID just dragged a gang out of there.

Con men I reckon.

- Do you have any business here, sir?

- No.

- Move along, then.

- Eddie, you look confused.

- Well, wouldn't you be?

- Yeah, well, let me explain.

No!

Don't tell me, 'cause I don't even wanna know.

- Wonder where that little weasel's sleeping tonight.

- Yeah, well, at least we let him keep his van.

- Yeah, we did.

You know we should have had that as well.

- He had it coming to him.

- Giving honest con men a bad name.

- Where did you find the little creep?

- Well, he found us, kind of.

- I don't get it.

- I reckon he's been fleecing little old ladies

his whole life.

- Good morning, darling.

Mr. Rice?

- That's my husband.

- Is he in?

I've got a parcel for him.

- He passed away.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- I can take it.

- It's cash on delivery and it's £85.

- But what is it?

- I guess what I'm holding here was most likely

the last thing your husband ordered before he passed away.

- Listen, don't you worry, I'll take it back.

- No, wait.

I'll get my purse.

- Okay.

- But then he made a very big mistake.

He picked on the wrong little old lady.

- Nan!

- Hello, darling.

We got him.

Yeah, we did.

I tell you what, he's never gonna con you again

and you're our guest of honor.

- Oh, I don't get out much.

- Don't you?

- The taxi driver was very nice.

- Was he now, you weren't chatting him up, were you?

- Oh, Daniel!

- I know what you old girls are like.

All right, what do you fancy?

A little glass of champagne?

- Champagne?

Oh, I'll be up all night.

- You will be up all night

'cause you're gonna be dancing with your favorite grandson.

Let's have it, come on.

Listen, Mickey, can I pay the money into the bank?

- All of it?

- Yeah.

- Well I just wanna watch Hopkins counting his money

into our account.

- There is a very wicked streak in you, do you know that?

- Well, there's nothing quite like getting even.

- Nothing at all.

- Thanks, Stacie.

How about a little toast, then?

Here's to Granddad, Nan.

Cheers.

- Really, Eddie, you have been fantastic.

- I'm not listening.

- Why?

- 'Cause you'll take money off me.

- How can you say that?

- Because you do.

- Eddie.

- All right, I'll listen, but I'm not opening that till.

Well, okay, yeah, fair enough.

Hey, I've gotta show you this.

How long do you think it'll take me to drink

three large brandies?

- Depends how thirsty you were.

- Under a second.

- No way.

- Yeah, how much?

- No, I've told you, there's no way I'm opening that till.

- Okay, okay, for fun, then.

- Fun?

- Absolutely.

- No money?

- No.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Set them up.

- Under a second?

- Yep, under a second.

- I'll do the timing.

- Yeah, agreed.

- Say when.

- Go.

Stop!

You lose!

Yes!

- Will you stop doing that, please?

- Yeah, pay for your drinks like everyone else.

- To Eddie.

- Cheers. - Cheers, Eddie.

- Thank you!