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[♪]
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IT'S THANKSGIVING DAY,
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,
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TOO MUCH TURKEY,
TOO MUCH FAMILY,
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BUT NEVER TOO MUCH
HOLIDAY MUSIC.
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THAT'S WHY NOW,
RIGHT THROUGH NEW YEAR'S DAY,
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WE'LL BE PLAYING NOTHING BUT
YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY SONGS
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24 HOURS A DAY.
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SO, SIT BACK, RELAX,
AND ENJOY THE RIDE TO GRANDMA'S
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WITH NEW YORK'S NUMBER ONE
HOLIDAY CONNECTION,
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94.7 WNYJ...
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LISA, LOOK,
IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL,
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THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST,
YOU KNOW,
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COOL IT BETWEEN US FOR A WHILE.
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NO, I'M NOT "JUMPING SHIP"
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I'M JUST BEING REALISTIC
ABOUT OUR FUTURE.
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YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY SURE
WE HAVE ONE.
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I KNOW, ME TOO.
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IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
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LISA?
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HELLO?
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LISA, ARE YOU THERE?
HELLO.
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[CHRISTMAS CAROLS PLAY ON RADIO,
TRAFFIC ROARING]
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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CAN THEY NOT WAIT
TILL DECEMBER
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TO HAUL OUT
THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC?
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NICE TALKING TO YOU.
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EVIE, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
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COME ON,
IT'S GETTING COLD HERE.
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OH, ROBBIE,
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YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT
THROUGH THANKSGIVING
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WITH THIS GIRL?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME.
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LISA WAS VERY HIGH MAINTENANCE,
THAT'S ALL.
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YEAH, WELL, SHE'S A WOMAN,
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
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[LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY]
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HEY!
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NICE, BUTCH.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
TEACHING YOUR SON
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ALL THESE YEARS?
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NO WONDER HE CAN'T HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP.
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COME ON, EVIE-PIE,
I WAS JUST KIDDING.
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MOM, I CAN HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP, ALL RIGHT?
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SO, THIS ONE MUST BE
SOME KIND OF RECORD,
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HUH, ROB-O?
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YEAH, ROB-O, I MEAN,
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DON'T YOU USUALLY
WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS WEEK
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BEFORE YOU CUT BAIT?
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
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YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
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MAYBE IT'S ALL THE EXPECTATION
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AND THE PRESSURE AROUND
THE HOLIDAYS TO BE HAPPY,
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BUT, YOU KNOW, ALL THESE WOMEN
I'VE BEEN SEEING,
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IT'S LIKE, THEY TAKE ONE LOOK
AT A TURKEY LEG,
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OR A CHRISTMAS TREE,
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AND THEY WANT TO GO OUT
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AND START SHOPPING
FOR WEDDING RINGS OR SOMETHING.
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I MEAN, WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT?
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ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM,
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DAD, EVERYBODY,
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I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN,
I REALLY, ALL RIGHT?
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BUT I'M TOTALLY FINE, ALL RIGHT?
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I AM 100% POSITIVELY FINE.
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VEAL OR EGGPLANT PARM?
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HONEY, IT'S A FOOD CHOICE,
IT'S NOT A LIFE COMMITMENT.
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I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE
SOME OF EACH.
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[LAUGHING]
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THERE YOU GO.
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WHAT IS THIS, A RESTAURANT?
I LIKE TO KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN!
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PASS ME SOME WINE, PLEASE?
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RED OR WHITE?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[WHISPERING FURTIVELY]
I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE
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THAT YOU INVITED
JEFFREY COHEN TO THANKSGIVING!
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I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
IN FIVE YEARS!
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY THE TWO OF YOU BROKE UP,
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I MEAN, HE IS A GREAT GUY.
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HE'S THE DULLEST MAN
ON TWO FEET.
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YEAH, WELL, SPEAKING OF FEET,
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YOU KNOW, HIS PODIATRY PRACTICE
IS REALLY TAKING OFF!
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I'M ONLY DOING THIS
FOR YOU, MOM, OKAY?
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NO ONE ELSE.
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WELL, SAME HERE, DARLING.
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COME ON.
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STAND UP STRAIGHT.
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PODIATRY IS THE MOST
UNDERRATED BRANCH
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OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION.
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FEET ARE THE FOUNDATION
FOR THE ENTIRE HUMAN BODY.
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EVERYTHING FROM
THE ANKLES ON UP
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IS UTTERLY DEPENDENT
ON THEIR WELL-BEING.
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WOW, THAT IS
FASCINATING.
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER
THOUGHT OF MY FEET THAT WAY.
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WELL...
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JULIE, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
OF YOUR FEET THAT WAY?
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NO, I CAN'T SAY
THAT I HAVE.
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YOU SEEM
VERY PASSIONATE
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ABOUT YOUR WORK, SON.
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YES,
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I AM.
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WHEN IT COMES TO FEET,
I'M VERY PASSIONATE.
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[JERKS REFLEXIVELY,
SMASHING TABLE]
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OOH!
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[COUGHING]
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YOU OKAY?
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SO, UH...
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SORRY.
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YOUR MOTHER TELLS ME
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YOU WRITE FOR
"THE NEW YORK SENTINEL."
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UH, YEAH.
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I MOVED OVER FROM
"THE VILLAGE VIEW"
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ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO.
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I'M ONE OF
THE THEATER CRITICS.
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THE NICE ONE.
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OUR JULIE
HAS ALWAYS HAD
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A VERY POSITIVE ATTITUDE.
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EVEN LAST YEAR,
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WHEN HER FIANCE BROKE OFF
THE ENGAGEMENT--
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MOM, CAN WE NOT?
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OH, YOU WERE ENGAGED?
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[JULIE'S MOM]: AND THIS WAS
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, MIND YOU.
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SHE DIDN'T CRY,
SHE DIDN'T GET ALL MOPEY,
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[SIGHS PROUDLY]
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ME?
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I WOULD'VE BEEN
IN A STRAITJACKET.
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SAY, JULIE,
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA--
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I MEAN,
FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE--
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I MEAN, IF YOU'RE DOING
ANYTHING ON NEW YEAR'S,
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MAYBE YOU AND I
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COULD GO OUT,
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PAINT THE TOWN.
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IT'S NOT LIKE
I HAVE ANY PLANS.
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NO, NEITHER DOES SHE!
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IN FACT,
SHE IS AVAILABLE
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THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY WEEK.
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I MEAN, FROM CHANUKAH ON.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HONEY?
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[DUTIFULLY] YEAH.
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EXCELLENT.
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OKAY.
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[P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT]
JUST A REMINDER, RESIDENTS,
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THAT ACTIVITIES
START IN THE ACTIVITY ROOM...
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IN 15 MINUTES.
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SO, I BROUGHT YOU
A LITTLE BIT
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OF EVERYTHING
THAT WE HAD FROM DINNER.
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ALL YOUR FAVORITES.
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SOME WAY FOR AN OLD LADY
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TO SPEND
HER LAST THANKSGIVING,
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EH, ROBBIE?
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LAST THANKSGIVING,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU'RE GOING TO DANCE
OUT OF HERE.
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DARLING, I HAVE CONGESTIVE
HEART FAILURE, NOT A COLD.
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YOU HEARD THE DOCTORS
THESE LAST MONTHS.
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IF I MAKE IT
PAST NEW YEAR'S DAY,
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IT'LL BE A MIRACLE.
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WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
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IN TRUTH, I'M AFRAID.
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YOU KNOW WHAT,
I DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOU YET,
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WHAT YOU WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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YOU NAME IT, ANYTHING AT ALL,
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AND I'LL BRING IT HERE.
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A WIFE.
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A WIFE?
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YOUR WIFE.
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BEFORE I GO,
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I WANT TO MEET THE GIRL
YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY.
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[CHUCKLING] GRANDMA...
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THE ONLY AISLE
I'M GOING TO BE WALKING DOWN
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ANYTIME SOON
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IS THE ONE AT THE SUPERMARKET.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I WANT TO KNOW
THAT MY FAVORITE GRANDSON
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IS GOING TO BE HAPPY.
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THAT YOU'LL FINALLY
BE ABLE TO SETTLE DOWN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, GRANDMA.
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I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU.
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SOMEONE SPECIAL?
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UNBELIEVABLY SPECIAL.
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OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
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WHAT'S HER NAME?
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HER NAME?
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HER NAME IS, UM...
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ROSE... MARY.
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ROSEMARY.
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[REVERENTLY] ROSEMARY...
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HOW LOVELY.
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BRING HER BY CHRISTMAS EVE.
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YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
THAT DAY IS TO ME.
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WE CAN ENJOY THE WHOLE
HOLIDAY WEEK TOGETHER,
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START TO FINISH.
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OH...
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IT'LL WARM MY HEART
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TO KNOW YOU WON'T BE SPENDING
THE HOLIDAYS ALONE.
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PROMISE?
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I PROMISE.
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WE'LL SPEND THE WHOLE
HOLIDAY TOGETHER.
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THE WOMAN I'M GOING TO MARRY.
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[CHUCKLES IN DELIGHT]
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[CARS HONKING, ROAR OF TRAFFIC]
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[JULIE'S CO-WORKER]:
"THE DRAMA WORKS,
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"EVEN IF THERE MAY BE
TOO MANY BIG SPEECHES.
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"AS A RESULT, THE PLAY IS
A BIT LONG AND A TAD DIDACTIC,
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"BUT THE WRITING
IS MOSTLY STIRRING,
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AND THE ACTING
GENERALLY COMPELLING."
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HOW MUCH DOES IT HURT YOUR BUTT
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STRADDLING THE FENCE
LIKE THAT?
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JUST TRYING TO BE FAIR.
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BESIDES,
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I WANT TO SUPPORT
THE THEATER WORLD,
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NOT DESTROY IT.
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BUT, SWEETHEART,
THAT'S OUR JOB.
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LOOK, ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS
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YOU DON'T ALWAYS
HAVE TO BE SO NICE.
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I WASN'T SO NICE TO JEFFREY
THANKSGIVING NIGHT,
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I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
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[GASPS] HOW WAS
THE FOOT FREAK?
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[SHUDDERS]
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW I DATED HIM
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AS LONG AS I DID.
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WELL, YOU'D BETTER PUT
THE BRAKES ON YOUR MOM
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BEFORE SHE TRIES TO GET YOU
THE PERFECT GEEK
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FOR, LIKE, NEW YEAR'S EVE
OR SOMETHING.
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NO, SHE DIDN'T!
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WORSE.
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SHE TOLD HIM
THAT I WAS AVAILABLE
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FOR THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY,
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24/7.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING
TO GET OUT OF THIS.
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I MEAN, IT'S LIKE,
"THANKS, MOM,
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"BUT IF I WANTED TO DATE
THE WRONG MEN,
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I HAVE NO TROUBLE
FINDING THEM MYSELF."
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HEY, JULES,
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WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO INVITE ME
TO COME SEE A PLAY WITH YOU?
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WE COULD SIT
REAL CLOSE TOGETHER,
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HOLD HANDS
DURING THE SCARY PARTS.
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TRUTH IS, HUCK...
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I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
ALREADY.
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OKAY, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW,
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IN CASE THINGS BETWEEN
YOU AND LOVER BOY
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ARE OVER AND OUT
241
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,969
BY THE TIME THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
ROLLS AROUND,
242
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THIS SPORTSWRITER
CAN'T BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
243
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FOR HIS ACTIONS.
244
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[GROWLS]
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OKAY...
246
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,480
BOGUS BOYFRIEND PLOY.
247
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BOLD MOVE, GREENE.
248
00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,984
YEAH, THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT.
249
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,902
WHY NOT JUST LET IT SLIP OUT
IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER,
250
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,529
AND SOLVE THIS WHOLE
JEFFREY PROBLEM?
251
00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:36,117
I'M JUST SAYING.
252
00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:39,829
[ROB]: SO, WHAT DO I SAY,
253
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,290
I MEAN, "WOULD YOU PRETEND
TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND
254
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SO MY GRANDMOTHER
CAN DIE HAPPY?"
255
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,294
YEAH, AND THAT YOU'LL POP
FOR DINNER AND DRINKS AFTER.
256
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,129
NOTHING SAYS
"I'LL THINK ABOUT IT"
257
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,130
LIKE A FREE MEAL.
258
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,756
NO, NO, NO,
THE COMMITMENT HAS TO BE
259
00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:51,841
FOR THE WHOLE HOLIDAY, MAN.
260
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,217
THAT'S PART OF THE PROMISE.
261
00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:55,761
I GOT A HUNDRED BUCKS SAYS
262
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,430
YOU WON'T MAKE IT
TO MY NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH
263
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,389
WITH TEMP CHICK.
264
00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,765
DEAL.
265
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,435
ALL RIGHT, BUT I STILL NEED
TO FIND "TEMP CHICK," ALL RIGHT?
266
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,770
AND CURRENTLY, MY OPTIONS
ARE, LIKE, NIL.
267
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:05,938
TRUST ME,
I'VE CALLED EVERYBODY.
268
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,565
GO ONLINE, ALL RIGHT?
269
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,733
RICKYSLIST.
270
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,861
RICKYSLIST? WHAT DO I--
WHAT DO I SEARCH UNDER--
271
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"FREELANCE FAKE GIRLFRIENDS?"
272
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,781
"NEW YORK CITY.
273
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:16,782
"PERSONALS.
274
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M SEEKS F."
275
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,910
GO!
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00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,122
"M SEEKS F?"
277
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,291
[JULIE'S MOM]:
SO, BABY, I WAS, UH...
278
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,461
I WAS WONDERING
IF JEFFREY CALLED YOU BACK YET.
279
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,255
NO.
280
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,340
HE IS SO ADORABLE.
281
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,883
I MEAN, AND WHAT A MENSCH!
282
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,426
OH, COME ON, HONEY.
283
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,969
REALLY?
284
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,888
REALLY, WHAT?
I LOVE THAT DRESS.
285
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,806
IF YOU'RE 12!
286
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:41,932
NO, MA, KEEP.
287
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,226
HONEY, IT'S HARDLY MAN-BAIT.
288
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,811
[SIGHS]
289
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:46,854
CALL IT A MOTHER'S
INTUITION,
290
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:50,024
BUT I THINK HE IS STILL
HEAD OVER HEELS ABOUT YOU.
291
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,152
SO I JUST THOUGHT,
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'LL JUST,
292
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,320
I DON'T KNOW,
PUT IN A CALL,
293
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,030
AND INVITE HIM OVER
FOR CHANUKAH--
294
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,032
WHAT? NO!
295
00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,325
WELL, UNLESS THERE'S
SOMEBODY ELSE
296
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,285
THAT YOU WANT TO INVITE.
297
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:02,828
[MESSAGE ALERT PINGS]
298
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,497
WHY BE ALONE IF YOU
DON'T HAVE TO, RIGHT?
299
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,083
OH, MY GOSH, I FORGOT
TO TELL YOU.
300
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,335
I RAN INTO SONIA GOLDBERG,
RIGHT?
301
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,378
HER SON, ANDREW,
302
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,587
JUST WENT THROUGH
THIS HORRIBLE DIVORCE,
303
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:14,590
AND HE IS LOOKING
ABSOLUTELY DESPERATELY
304
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,633
FOR SOMEBODY NEW.
305
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,135
YEAH, SO I THOUGHT
YOU TWO, YOU KNOW?
306
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,595
I MEAN, DIDN'T YOU HAVE
A THING WITH HIM
307
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,971
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
308
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:21,972
I REMEMBER.
309
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:22,932
ANDREW WHO?
310
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,016
ANDREW GOLDBERG!
311
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,519
REMEMBER? THE CHUBBY KID
WITH THE BAD SKIN?
312
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,313
I MEAN, HE'S GOTTEN OVER
ALL THAT NOW.
313
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,356
I THINK HE'S EVEN A DOCTOR.
314
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,984
SO, ANYWAY, NOW WE'VE GOT
A "PLAN A" AND A "PLAN B."
315
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:35,111
OKAY, MOM, YOU'RE DONE.
316
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,529
OUT OF MY CLOSET!
317
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,530
NO, I'M NOT.
318
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,031
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING I DO.
319
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,950
I MEAN, UNLESS
YOU HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE
320
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,992
YOU WANT TO INVITE.
321
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:45,579
BUT'S WHAT WITH
THESE DEATH COLORS?
322
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:49,458
YOU HAVE YOUR FATHER'S TASTE.
323
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,893
[JULIE READS]: "GET HITCHED
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
324
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:11,355
SHORT-TERM RELATIONSHIP WANTED,
NO STRINGS ATTACHED."
325
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:21,699
[TYPING]
326
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,416
[ALARM GOES OFF
PLAYING RADIO MORNING SHOW]
327
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,584
...IT'S AMAZING TO THINK,
328
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,127
BUT CHRISTMAS WILL BE HERE
IN JUST A COUPLE OF QUICK WEEKS,
329
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,587
AND THEN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
330
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,255
WE'LL BE LOOKING AT
NEW YEAR'S EVE.
331
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,131
SO IF YOU'RE SINGLE,
332
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:38,591
AND YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
NABBED A DATE
333
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,842
FOR THAT DREADED NIGHT,
334
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,469
BETTER GET CRACKING!
335
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:01,864
"HI, I'M RUDY.
336
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,617
YOU WANT TO SEE
MY BIG RED NOSE?"
337
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,160
NO.
338
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,457
[JULIE READS]: "HUMBUG HARRY
SEEKS HOLIDAY ANGEL
339
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,752
"TO BRIGHTEN THE CHRISTMAS
TO NEW YEAR'S WEEK.
340
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,878
"FUN, PRESENTABLE GUY
341
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,547
"OPEN TO ALL
YEAR-END ADVENTURES.
342
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:21,800
YOU HELP ME, I'LL HELP YOU."
343
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:28,015
[JULIE WRITES]:
"HEY, HUMBUG HARRY,
344
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:32,061
"WANT TO HELP ME GET THROUGH
MY HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTY
345
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,229
NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT?"
346
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,691
[SENT EMAIL WHOOSHES AWAY]
347
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,282
IS THIS CRAZY?
348
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,951
THIS IS CRAZY, RIGHT?
349
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:47,952
THIS IS SO UNLIKE ME.
350
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,911
WHAT'S THE BIG WHOOP?
351
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,663
SO YOU BROKE DOWN,
YOU PUT AN AD ON RICKYSLIST.
352
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,830
I'VE DONE IT MYSELF.
353
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,082
-YOU HAVE?
-YEAH.
354
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,583
-HOW DID IT WORK OUT?
-GREAT.
355
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,709
I GOT 200 BUCKS FOR MY FRIDGE,
356
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:56,710
AND THE FREEZER
DIDN'T EVEN WORK.
357
00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:00,673
I'M TRYING TO FIND A PERSON,
NOT AN APPLIANCE.
358
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,466
COME ON, LET ME SEE!
359
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,013
[GIGGLES NERVOUSLY]
360
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,848
WHAT? OH, WOW!
361
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,350
I LIKE!
362
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,018
BUT MEET HIM BEFORE THE PARTY.
363
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,895
PICTURES LIE, JULES.
364
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,147
MM, SWEET!
365
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,191
BUT GET SOME FACE TIME FIRST.
366
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,860
PIX LIE, DUDE.
367
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,948
[RADIO PLAYS]: ...WITH JUST
SIX DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS,
368
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:31,328
94.7 WNYJ GIVE YOU SIX
COMMERCIAL-FREE HOURS A DAY,
369
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,205
FIVE-SONG HOLIDAY MUSIC BLOCKS,
370
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,291
AND FOUR CHANCES TO WIN
GREAT PRIZES,
371
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,251
SO KEEP IT TUNED
TO YOUR HOLIDAY CONNECTION,
372
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,044
94.7 WYYJ,
373
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:43,799
WHERE THE YEAR-END FUN
NEVER ENDS!
374
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,721
HOLIDAY ANGEL?
375
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,806
HUMBUG HARRY?
376
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,392
MY FRIEND WAS RIGHT,
PICTURES DO LIE.
377
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,145
YOU'RE EVEN PRETTIER
IN PERSON.
378
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,229
[CHUCKLES]
379
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,272
THANK YOU.
380
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,982
SO ARE YOU.
381
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,066
I MEAN...
382
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,985
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
HANDSOME.
383
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:03,944
[LAUGHS]
384
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,571
THIS IS, UH,
385
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,905
THIS IS WEIRD, RIGHT?
386
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,240
YUP.
387
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,909
SORT OF A BLIND UN-DATE.
388
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,203
WELL, SINCE WE'RE OFFICIALLY
PAST THE "BLIND" PART,
389
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,040
DO YOU WANT TO GIVE
THE "UN-DATE" PART A TRY?
390
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,208
OKAY, THERE'S A PARTY WAITING.
391
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,169
SHALL WE?
392
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,212
OH...
393
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,090
[♪♪]
394
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,343
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
395
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:35,142
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
DISCUSS SOME RULES FIRST.
396
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,561
LIKE, HOW THIS IS
GOING TO WORK BETWEEN US.
397
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,979
WHAT KIND OF RULES?
398
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:42,941
I MEAN, BESIDES THE FACT
THAT WE'RE AS-NEEDED, TEMPORARY,
399
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:45,402
COMMITMENT-FREE,
HOLIDAY ESCORTS?
400
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,278
WELL, UH,
401
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,447
LIKE THE FACT THAT THIS IS
402
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,282
A STRICTLY HANDS-OFF
ARRANGEMENT.
403
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,575
OF COURSE.
404
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,662
UH--
405
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,586
OH, HUCK, SORRY.
406
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,671
I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
407
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,589
IS THIS HIM?
408
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:10,010
UH, HUCK BAILEY,
THIS IS ROB--
409
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,261
MARINO.
410
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,596
HI.
411
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,266
JULES, JULES, JULES...
412
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:19,186
WHAT DOES THIS DUDE HAVE
THAT I DON'T?
413
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,479
[CHUCKLES GOOD-NATUREDLY]
414
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,067
UM, HER.
415
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,111
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
416
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,613
WHATEVER.
417
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,034
HE'S GOT THE EYES...
WITH THE...
418
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,372
IF THAT WAS "HANDS-OFF,"
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE "HANDS ON."
419
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,959
I'M SORRY,
THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
420
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,878
THIS--I JUST HAVE A SITUATION
WITH THAT GUY.
421
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,213
YEAH, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
DATE THE CHUMP,
422
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,423
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
JUST TELL HIM?
423
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,258
IT'LL MAKE IT EASIER FOR
EVERYBODY.
424
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,009
[LAUGHING] OKAY.
425
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,469
UM... ARE YOU READY?
426
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,471
OH, YEAH, I'M READY.
427
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,390
YEAH, LET'S DO THIS.
428
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,016
[CHUCKLING]
429
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,060
WATCHING YOU...
430
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:06,400
IF IT ISN'T JULIE'S
NEW BOYFRIEND!
431
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,193
OH!
432
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,362
I'VE HEARD JUST TONS ABOUT YOU.
433
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,322
THIS IS MOLLY.
434
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,699
HI, MOLLY.
435
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,491
YOU WERE RIGHT,
436
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,784
HE IS ADORABLE!
437
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,035
WOW.
438
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,871
-UH, MOLLY?
-YEAH?
439
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,707
OH. OKAY.
440
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,293
I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE.
441
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,295
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
442
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,797
I HOPE THIS ISN'T
TOO INTENSE FOR YOU.
443
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:29,715
NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
444
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,091
I'VE JUST GOT
A QUESTION FOR YOU.
445
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,135
DOES EVERYONE HERE HAVE TO
THINK I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND?
446
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,471
OR JUST THAT, UH,
THAT HUCK GUY?
447
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,181
WELL, HUCK,
448
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,433
AND EVERYBODY HERE
AT LEAST.
449
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:43,145
NOT MOLLY, THOUGH,
SHE KNOWS THE TRUTH.
450
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,189
AND THEN
THERE'S MY PARENTS,
451
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,858
BUT WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THAT LATER.
452
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:51,487
[CHUCKLES]
453
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,655
LET'S HAVE A DRINK.
454
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,575
GOOD EVENING.
455
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,618
WHAT CAN I GET
FOR YOU?
456
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,702
DIET COKE, PLEASE.
457
00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,703
DIET COKE?
458
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,413
I DON'T REALLY DRINK.
459
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,915
BUT YOU,
YOU GO AHEAD.
460
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,874
ARE YOU SURE?
461
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,209
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
462
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,668
ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE
A VODKA TONIC, TWO LIMES,
463
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,337
AND, UM...
464
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,422
AND A BEER. OKAY?
465
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,592
OH, ANYTHING YOU GOT
IN A BOTTLE.
466
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,595
WHY BOX YOURSELF IN, YOU KNOW?
467
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,889
[CHUCKLES]
468
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,433
TO THE, UH, HOLIDAYS.
469
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,936
THE HOLIDAYS.
470
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,485
[♪]
471
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,457
[YELPS]
472
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,875
[HUCK, INTERESTED] HEY...
473
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,626
WHAT'S UP?
474
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,585
GOOD TIMING.
475
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,338
THEY SAY YOU CAN TELL
SOMEONE'S ROMANTIC SKILLS
476
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,799
BY THE WAY THEY DANCE.
477
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,011
ANY TRUTH TO THOSE RUMORS?
478
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,388
HMM?
479
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,811
HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SLOW DOWN ON THE COCKTAILS.
480
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,812
OH, NO, I'M JUST DRINKING
481
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,357
'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE.
482
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,693
OKAY, COME ON.
483
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,527
WHAT?
484
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,528
OUT.
485
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,572
[♪♪]
486
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,698
SHH!
487
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,991
HEY, HEY, LOOK,
488
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,617
IF YOU HAD A PROBLEM
WITH ME HAVING A FEW COCKTAILS,
489
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:21,618
WHY DID YOU SAY IT WAS OKAY?
490
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:26,623
IT'S OKAY TO DRINK,
IT'S NOT OKAY TO GET DRUNK!
491
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,624
NOT HERE!
492
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,043
WHO SAYS I'M DRUNK?
493
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:34,631
UH... OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY
494
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,426
IF I OVER-REACTED,
495
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:41,847
BUT IF THIS IS GOING TO WORK,
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
496
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,682
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
ALL HARD-NOSED ABOUT THIS THING,
497
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,808
I DON'T-I DON'T THINK
I'M THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU--
498
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:45,893
"HARD-NOSED?"
499
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,354
I'M-I'M THE NICEST PERSON
IN THE WORLD!
500
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,439
LIKE, ASK ANYONE!
501
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,273
YOU KNOW WHAT,
502
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,358
I WANT THIS TO WORK
AS MUCH AS YOU DO,
503
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:56,028
I REALLY DO, BUT, UM...
504
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,362
I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
505
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,656
THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
506
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,866
ALL RIGHT?
507
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,034
I'M SORRY.
508
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,493
I'M JUST... I'M SORRY.
509
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,203
OKAY? ALL RIGHT.
510
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,038
SORRY!
511
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,706
TROUBLE IN PARADISE?
512
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,790
OKAY, OKAY.
513
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,958
THAT'S ENOUGH.
514
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,543
THAT'S ENOUGH?
515
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,711
IT IS ENOUGH?
I DON'T THINK SO.
516
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,046
DROP DEAD.
517
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,964
I'M JUST HAVING FUN.
518
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,716
I'M JUST STARTIN'!
519
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,473
[ROB'S FRIEND, ON PHONE]:
WAS SHE HOT?
520
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,224
YEAH, SHE WAS
REALLY ATTRACTIVE.
521
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,184
ALL RIGHT, THEN,
522
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,810
WELL, IT'S
"MEA CULPA" TIME, BRO.
523
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:29,728
HMM?
524
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,688
YOU WERE STUPID,
YOU'RE SORRY,
525
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,023
YOU WANT A DO-OVER.
526
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,691
I DON'T KNOW IF "STUPID"
IS EXACTLY THE RIGHT WORD.
527
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,235
OH, YEAH? WELL, IT WILL BE
IF YOU LET HER GET AWAY.
528
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:40,697
ALL RIGHT, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
529
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,950
HELLO?
530
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,299
[TYPING]
531
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,759
[ROB WRITES]: "DEAR JULIE,
532
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,220
"HUMBUG HARRY IS REALLY SORRY
533
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,974
IF HE TURNED INTO
THE BLIND 'UN-DATE' FROM HELL."
534
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,398
"DESPITE HIS COOL,
SOPHISTICATED VENEER,
535
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,774
"(LOL)
536
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,776
HE WAS KIND OF NERVOUS
AROUND HIS HOLIDAY ANGEL."
537
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:22,239
"SO WITH ONLY SIX MORE
SHOPPING DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS,
538
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,283
"HARRY RESPECTFULLY REQUESTS
A SECOND CHANCE
539
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,786
"TO SHOW WHAT A DECENT
AND APPROPRIATE GUY
540
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,998
"HE TRULY CAN BE.
541
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,041
FORGIVE ME?"
542
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,971
NEXT. WHAT
CAN I GET FOR YOU?
543
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,348
HI. A MEDIUM
NON-FAT LATTE.
544
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,767
AND I WILL HAVE A MINT TEA.
545
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,770
OH, AND A DECAF
MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO,
546
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,814
WITH A SHOT OF ESPRESSO.
547
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,274
OKAY. COMING
RIGHT UP.
548
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,151
IN CASE I NEED
A JOLT AFTER.
549
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,569
OH.
550
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,862
DECISIVE.
551
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,405
I LIKE THAT IN A MAN.
552
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,908
YOU KNOW, CHOICE IS
ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT LUXURIES.
553
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,035
BESIDES, IF WE'RE A COUPLE,
554
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,494
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KNOW
THE REAL ME.
555
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,748
OKAY, ARE WE A COUPLE
OR ARE WE NOT A COUPLE?
556
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,915
I MEAN, OFFICIALLY.
557
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,834
HOW ABOUT
WE ARE WHEN WE NEED TO BE?
558
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,336
FINE,
559
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,837
BUT THAT'S AS FAR AS IT GOES.
560
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,839
YEAH, OKAY.
561
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,008
UNLESS, YOU KNOW, YOU GRAB ME
562
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,676
AND KISS ME
LIKE I'M GOING OFF TO WAR.
563
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,470
I TOLD YOU,
THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
564
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,679
MM-HMM.
565
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:28,764
OH!
566
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,057
THANK YOU.
567
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,351
OKAY, RULE NUMBER TWO,
568
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:35,854
WE AGREE TO
ACCOMPANY EACH OTHER
569
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,439
TO EVERY HOLIDAY EVENT,
570
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:38,857
NO EXCEPTIONS,
571
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,651
AND IF WE'RE DOUBLE-BOOKED,
WE HIT BOTH.
572
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:44,362
RULE NUMBER TWO "A," OKAY?
573
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:45,947
ROB DOES BETTER
THE LESS HE HAS TO KNOW,
574
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,741
SO A LOT OF NOTICE
ISN'T NECESSARY.
575
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,909
IN FACT, UM...
576
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,994
IT'S HEARTILY DISCOURAGED.
577
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,621
WELL, OKAY.
578
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,832
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD AT LEAST SCHEDULE IN
579
00:22:55,832 --> 00:23:00,253
THE EIGHT NIGHTS OF CHANUKAH
WITH MY PARENTS?
580
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,505
EIGHT?
581
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,464
YEAH.
582
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,216
LIKE, IN A ROW?
583
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,801
IS THAT A DEAL-BREAKER?
584
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,010
ALMOST.
585
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,055
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH?
586
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,140
UM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY?
587
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,976
EIGHT NIGHTS,
12 NIGHTS, WHATEVER.
588
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:16,103
I'M THERE.
589
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,020
GOOD.
590
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,021
OKAY.
591
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:22,150
UM, AND IF WE GET THROUGH THIS,
592
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:24,152
COME JANUARY 2nd,
593
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,988
WE'LL JUST TELL OUR FAMILIES
THAT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
594
00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:29,199
"THE MAGIC IS GONE."
595
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,577
AND WE'LL BOTH BE ON OUR WAY.
596
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:33,912
[RADIO PLAYS]: HO, HO, HO!
597
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,789
IT'S TWO DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS
598
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,958
AND THE HOLIDAY HITS
JUST KEEP ON COMING
599
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,544
HERE ON 94.7 WNYJ--
600
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,170
THREE TIMES
THE LISTENER DEDICATIONS,
601
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,214
TWO HOURLY NEW REPORTS...
602
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,549
THANK YOU!
603
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:48,218
...AND ONE HOLLY-JOLLY
HOLIDAY SEASON FOR EVERYONE.
604
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:51,346
[P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT
PLAYS FAINTLY]
605
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,190
HEY, GRANDMA.
606
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,693
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
607
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,821
THIS IS FOR YOU.
608
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:11,741
IS IT CHRISTMAS EVE ALREADY?
609
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:14,244
NO, NOT YET.
610
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,414
OH, AND THIS MUST BE ROSEMARY.
611
00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:21,126
NO. NO...
612
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,503
THIS IS, UM...
THIS IS JULIE, GRANDMA.
613
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,464
I THOUGHT
HER NAME WAS ROSEMARY?
614
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,844
IT IS.
615
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,804
IT IS, I...
I JUST CALL HER JULIE.
616
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:37,017
JULIE'S MY NICKNAME FOR HER
BECAUSE SHE'S... SHE'S...
617
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,810
LIKE MY LITTLE JEWEL.
618
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:42,105
OH, ISN'T THAT SWEET.
619
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:48,153
SO, ANYWAY, UM, JULIE,
THIS IS MY GRANDMOTHER,
620
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,947
THIS IS THERESA SCOTTI.
621
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:52,866
IT IS A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
622
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,911
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
623
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,370
SIT, SWEETHEART,
624
00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,207
LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
625
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:08,882
YOU HAVE KIND EYES.
626
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:15,305
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
MY GRANDSON VERY HAPPY.
627
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,142
WELL, HE MAKES ME
628
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:22,437
VERY HAPPY, TOO, SO...
629
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,105
OF COURSE!
630
00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:26,441
ISN'T THAT WHAT LOVE
IS ALL ABOUT?
631
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:29,527
YES, MRS. SCOTTI,
632
00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:33,114
THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT.
633
00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,873
OKAY, LET'S START
AT THE BEGINNING.
634
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,416
WHO'S ROSEMARY?
635
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:45,710
OKAY, ROSEMARY IS THE WOMAN
636
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,212
THAT MY GRANDMOTHER THINKS
I'M GOING TO MARRY.
637
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,381
A.K.A. YOU.
638
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,384
THE BRIDE IS ALWAYS
THE LAST TO KNOW.
639
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,385
[CHUCKLES]
640
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,469
HEY, YOU WERE GREAT
IN THERE, BY THE WAY.
641
00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:56,972
I MEAN IT, YUP.
TOTALLY BELIEVABLE.
642
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:57,931
[LAUGHS IN DELIGHT]
643
00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:01,059
YOU KNOW, UM, MEETING YOU...
644
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,980
IS MY GRANDMOTHER'S
DYING WISH.
645
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:08,233
OH, MY GOD.
646
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,234
I'M SO SORRY.
647
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,235
HOW LONG DOES SHE HAVE?
648
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,404
LET'S JUST SAY
649
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,198
THAT EVERY DAY AFTER NEW YEAR'S
WILL BE A GIFT.
650
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,496
IS THAT WHY YOU ANSWERED MY AD?
651
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,748
PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
652
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,585
SO, WHY ARE YOU
REALLY DOING THIS?
653
00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:30,964
IS IT JUST BECAUSE OF
THAT HUCK GUY?
654
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,966
NO.
655
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:36,094
IT'S ACTUALLY MY MOTHER.
656
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,596
UM, SHE WAS GOING TO SET ME UP
657
00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:40,098
WITH EVERY BREATHING MAN
IN MANHATTAN
658
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,433
IF I DIDN'T
FIND SOMEBODY
659
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,560
TO DATE FOR
THE HOLIDAYS, SO...
660
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,980
I HAD TO PUT AN END
TO THE MADNESS, RIGHT?
661
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,942
SPEAKING OF MADNESS,
662
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:54,654
ARE YOU READY TO MEET
YOUR FUTURE IN-LAWS?
663
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:02,454
I LOVE ALL YOUR ORNAMENTS.
THEY'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
664
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,830
COME ON, JULIE,
665
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,165
WHY DON'T YOU HELP US
TRIM THE TREE HERE?
666
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,292
OH, THAT'S OKAY,
I'LL JUST WATCH.
667
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,294
WHY? ARE YOU ALLERGIC?
668
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,130
NO. I'M JEWISH.
669
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,090
OH.
670
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:16,426
SO I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY TRIMMED
A CHRISTMAS TREE BEFORE.
671
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,470
OH, WELL, THERE'S
NOTHING TO IT,
672
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,471
YOU JUST TAKE AN ORNAMENT,
673
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,306
HANG THE HOOK ON A FREE BRANCH,
674
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,475
MAKE SURE IT'S SECURE,
AND, BOOM, YOU'RE DONE.
675
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,018
BOOM.
676
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,145
OKAY...
677
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,563
HERE GOES.
678
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,069
UH...
679
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:47,624
[THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD]
680
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,340
[GASPS IN HORROR]
681
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,299
OH...
682
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,344
I AM SO SORRY.
683
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:04,474
NO, NO, DON'T-
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
684
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,601
IT... IT WAS OLD.
685
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,520
VERY, VERY OLD.
686
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:12,607
YEAH, IT WAS MY GREAT,
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S.
687
00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:13,691
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
688
00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:14,943
IT'S BEEN IN THE FAMILY
FOR A HUNDRED YEARS,
689
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,403
SO DON'T--
690
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,946
116.
691
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,031
I...
692
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,366
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
693
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,868
OH, DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
694
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,329
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
695
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:28,248
IT'S JUST A... THING.
696
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,755
JULIE, MY DEAR,
697
00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,715
WHY DON'T YOU COME
INTO THE KITCHEN WITH ME?
698
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,928
WE'LL LEAVE THE TREE-TRIMMING
TO THE PROFESSIONALS.
699
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:46,099
YOU MADE A BIG IMPRESSION
ON MY MOTHER.
700
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,560
SHE CALLED RIGHT AFTER
YOU AND ROBBIE LEFT,
701
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,895
COULDN'T STOP TALKING
ABOUT YOU,
702
00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:53,398
SO EXCITED!
703
00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:58,778
SHE SOUNDED LIKE
A DIFFERENT PERSON.
704
00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:02,574
SHE SEEMS
INCREDIBLY SWEET.
705
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,367
I'D DO ANYTHING
TO KEEP HER AROUND
706
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:07,662
FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, BUT...
707
00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:10,373
[CHOKING BACK TEARS]
708
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,296
YOU DON'T KNOW.
709
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,381
YOU KNOW, DOCTORS,
THEY MAKE MISTAKES.
710
00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:20,717
SHE COULD HAVE
A LOT OF TIME LEFT.
711
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,927
OH... NO.
712
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:23,970
UNFORTUNATELY,
713
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,055
I DO KNOW.
714
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:28,850
I HAD A VISION,
715
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:29,976
AND IT WASN'T GOOD.
716
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:32,812
A VISION?
717
00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:34,772
IT'S A BLESSING AND A CURSE.
718
00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:38,485
PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY,
BUT I SEE THINGS.
719
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,072
AND SO FAR, I LIKE YOU.
720
00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:45,950
EVEN IF YOU DID BREAK
721
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,119
AN IRREPLACEABLE
FAMILY HEIRLOOM.
722
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,996
I'M SO SORRY.
723
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:52,373
IT'S OKAY.
724
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,835
CHOP.
725
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,462
OKAY.
726
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,468
SO, HOW DID YOU
GET STARTED IN THIS STUFF?
727
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,345
WELL, AFTER COLLEGE,
728
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:06,679
I TRIED ACTING,
729
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:10,308
AND DECIDED THAT WASN'T FOR ME.
730
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,268
SO I STARTED WRITING
ABOUT IT INSTEAD.
731
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:14,771
BECAME A THEATER REVIEWER.
732
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,898
AT LEAST YOU HAVE A STEADY JOB.
733
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:17,815
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.
734
00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:19,317
BOUNCING FROM
ONE AD AGENCY
735
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,402
TO ANOTHER.
736
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:22,820
MOM, FOR
THE THOUSANDTH TIME,
737
00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:23,780
JUST BECAUSE I FREELANCE
738
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:24,614
DOESN'T MEAN
I DON'T WORK STEADY.
739
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:25,740
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT
740
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:27,867
A LITTLE SOMETHING
CALLED SECURITY?
741
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:28,701
YOU KNOW, DAD,
742
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,329
I PREFER A LITTLE THING
CALLED "FREEDOM."
743
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,205
HONEY, PASS ME
744
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:32,914
THE BABY'S BIB.
745
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:33,915
[DOORBELL RINGS]
746
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,625
[EVIE]: WHO IN THE WORLD
COULD THAT BE?
747
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:47,178
HELLO, SWEETHEART!
748
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,346
GUESS WHO!
749
00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:53,560
OH, DEAR!
750
00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:59,023
EVIE?
751
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:02,318
EVIE-PIE...
752
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:05,363
EVIE...
753
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:08,992
THERE SHE IS.
754
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,994
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
755
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,954
YOU TOOK ONE LOOK AT GRANDMA
AND YOU PASSED OUT.
756
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,497
DOESN'T GRANDMA
LOOK AMAZING?
757
00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:15,290
OH...
758
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,833
NO, NO, NO, NO.
759
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,835
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
760
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,295
HOW DID YOU GET DRESSED?
761
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:21,129
I DON'T KNOW,
762
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,214
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
MY PRESSURE WENT DOWN,
763
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,215
BREATHING GOT NORMAL.
764
00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:27,385
EVEN THAT DUMB HEART MONITOR
STARTED SOUNDING BETTER.
765
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:30,513
SO I DECIDED,
WHAT THE HECK?
766
00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:31,973
I'LL DRESS MYSELF UP,
767
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,725
SIGN MYSELF OUT,
768
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,894
GET IN A CAB AND SPEND
THE HOLIDAYS WITH MY FAMILY,
769
00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:37,895
LIKE I ALWAYS DO.
770
00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:39,564
[CHUCKLING IN DELIGHT]
771
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,899
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
772
00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:43,318
I THINK IT'S A MIRACLE.
773
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,028
IT IS A MIRACLE.
774
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,405
OH, MOM...
775
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,950
AND I CAN SEE
THE WHOLE THING
776
00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:51,951
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
777
00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:52,952
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, MOM?
778
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:54,037
IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
779
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,413
IT'S JULIE!
780
00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:58,791
YOU SAID SHE COULD HAVE
LOTS OF TIME LEFT.
781
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,251
YOU KNEW, DIDN'T YOU?
782
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:03,171
YEAH. JULIE MET MOM
THIS MORNING,
783
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:06,007
AND HERE SHE IS TONIGHT,
A WHOLE NEW WOMAN.
784
00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,884
WHAT ELSE
COULD IT BE?
785
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,052
[THERESA]: I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT IT'S NOT,
786
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:12,096
THAT GINGKO STINKO STUFF
YOU MAKE ME TAKE!
787
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,431
ALL I GET FROM THAT IS GAS.
788
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:14,349
MA--
789
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,933
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
790
00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:16,976
WHATEVER IT IS,
791
00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:18,895
IT'S CERTAINLY CAUSE
FOR A CELEBRATION.
792
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:20,104
STEVIE, BREAK OUT
THE CHIANTI!
793
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,230
THE GOOD STUFF,
NOT THE STUFF IN THE BOX.
794
00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:22,649
COMING RIGHT UP.
795
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,108
COME ON. COME ON.
796
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:26,152
WE GOT ALL
YOUR FAVORITE STUFF.
797
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,446
ROBBIE. ROBBIE...
798
00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:29,280
YEAH, MOM.
799
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,032
LISTEN TO ME,
LISTEN TO ME.
800
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:34,077
YOUR JULIE,
SHE'S GOT POWERS.
801
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,620
MOM, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
802
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,915
NO, SHE BROUGHT GRANDMA
BACK TO LIFE,
803
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:42,126
BUT IF YOU
BREAK UP WITH HER,
804
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,336
IT'LL KILL GRANDMA.
805
00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,004
YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?
806
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:45,963
ROBBIE!
807
00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,007
WHY DON'T YOU
COME OVER HERE,
808
00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:49,300
UNDER THE MISTLETOE,
809
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,178
AND GIVE JULIE
A GREAT BIG HOLIDAY KISS?
810
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:53,012
OH, YOU--
811
00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:54,722
THAT'S A GREAT
IDEA, MA.
812
00:32:54,722 --> 00:32:55,473
I'LL GET MY CAMERA.
813
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:56,974
MOM. MOM, NO I--
814
00:32:56,974 --> 00:33:00,019
JUST DO WHAT YOUR
GRANDMOTHER TELLS YOU.
815
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:01,187
COME ON.
816
00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:03,606
IT'LL DO MY HEART
SO GOOD...
817
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:06,401
ALL RIGHT,
818
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,319
I'VE JUST GOT TO GET
THIS THING IN FOCUS.
819
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:12,323
COME ON, YOU TWO,
A NICE BIG KISS.
820
00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:13,324
THERE WE GO.
821
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,367
OKAY...
822
00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:17,161
AW...
823
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:20,540
[CHEERING AND LAUGHTER]
824
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,499
LET'S EAT, LET'S EAT.
825
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,626
OKAY!
826
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:26,087
WELL, THANK YOU
AGAIN FOR TONIGHT,
827
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:27,422
AND THAT MISTLETOE THING,
828
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:29,340
I PROMISE THAT WILL NOT
HAPPEN AGAIN.
829
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:30,508
[LAUGHS]
830
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:35,555
WELL, IT MADE YOUR GRANDMOTHER
VERY HAPPY, SO...
831
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:37,348
YEAH, IT MADE ME HAPPY, TOO.
832
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,683
YOU'RE A GOOD KISSER.
833
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,227
[LAUGHING]
834
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,313
UM...
835
00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:45,481
YOU KNOW THAT I HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH
836
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,775
YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S
RECOVERY, RIGHT?
837
00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:49,527
IT'S NOT ME THAT
YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.
838
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:51,279
IT'S MY MOTHER YOU'LL HAVE TO
TRY AND CONVINCE.
839
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,865
I COULDN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU NOW
EVEN IF I WANTED TO!
840
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,535
OKAY, WAIT TILL YOU MEET
MY FAMILY TOMORROW NIGHT,
841
00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,328
AND THEN YOU MAKE
THAT DECISION, OKAY?
842
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,330
OKAY.
843
00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:02,373
UH-OH.
844
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,416
[LAUGHING]
845
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,375
ALL RIGHT.
846
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,543
OKAY, GOOD NIGHT.
847
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,545
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
848
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:08,463
THANK YOU.
849
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:10,006
YES. THANK YOU.
850
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:13,718
OH, GOSH...
851
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,391
[RADIO PLAYS] FROM ALL OF US
AT YOUR HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS,
852
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,101
NEW YORK'S 94.7 WNYJ,
853
00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:24,228
WHERE THE HOLIDAY MUSIC
NEVER STOPS.
854
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,522
HERE'S WISHING YOU AND YOURS
855
00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,691
A WARM AND WONDERFUL
CHRISTMAS EVE
856
00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:31,444
AND A VERY HAPPY AND HEALTHY
FIRST NIGHT OF CHANUKAH!
857
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,573
THANKS.
858
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:37,825
IS THIS IT?
859
00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,410
OH, BY THE WAY,
860
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,412
I TOLD MY PARENTS
YOU WERE JEWISH,
861
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,205
SO JUST GO WITH IT, OKAY?
862
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:45,249
WHAT?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
863
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,876
IT'S JUST THAT MY MOTHER
ALWAYS FIXES ME UP
864
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,127
WITH JEWISH MEN,
865
00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,003
SO IT'S JUST
EASIER THIS WAY.
866
00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:49,754
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
867
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:50,755
EASIER FOR WHO?
868
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,548
JULIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU
WARN ME?
869
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:53,674
I THOUGHT
"ROB DID BETTER
870
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,718
THE LESS HE HAD
TO PLAN FOR?"
871
00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,678
HE DOES.
872
00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,514
UNLESS HE HAS TO, YOU KNOW,
873
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:01,057
PRETEND TO BE AN ENTIRELY
DIFFERENT RELIGION!
874
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,850
ACTUALLY,
875
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:04,936
I WAS JUST AFRAID
YOU WOULD SAY NO.
876
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,021
I'M SORRY.
877
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:08,815
PLEASE?
878
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,858
OKAY.
879
00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:12,944
BUT, JULIE, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT BEING JEWISH.
880
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:13,986
IT'S FINE.
881
00:35:13,986 --> 00:35:14,946
MY PARENTS AREN'T EVEN
THAT RELIGIOUS.
882
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,489
[BUZZING DOORBELL]
883
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:17,782
JUST...
884
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,450
IT'S ONLY GOING TO BE
THE FOUR OF US,
885
00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:20,827
SO JUST RELAX
AND FOLLOW MY LEAD.
886
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,120
[DOOR LOCK BUZZES OPEN]
887
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:27,875
OH, YOU MUST BE ROB!
888
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:29,377
MAXINE.
889
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,086
THIS IS ROB.
890
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:30,837
HELLO, SIR.
891
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,630
HI, ROB.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
892
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,798
JULIE'S TOLD US
A LOT ABOUT YOU.
893
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,633
WELL, DON'T BELIEVE
ANYTHING YOU'VE HEARD.
894
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:36,759
[LAUGHING]
895
00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:37,885
OH, IT'S SO SWEET OF YOU
896
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:39,512
TO SPEND THE FIRST NIGHT
OF CHANUKAH WITH US
897
00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:40,680
INSTEAD OF YOUR OWN FAMILY.
898
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,348
I MEAN, I HOPE THEY'RE NOT
TOO DISAPPOINTED.
899
00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:43,349
NO, IT'S FINE.
900
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:45,726
WE'RE ACTUALLY MEETING THEM
ALL LATER FOR MASS--
901
00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:46,811
MASS?
902
00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,857
THIS MASS CHANUKAH
CELEBRATION.
903
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,400
YEAH...
904
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,443
IT'S A BIG
NEIGHBORHOOD TRADITION.
905
00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:55,653
LIKE ALL OF QUEENS SHOWS UP.
906
00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,864
OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
SO MUCH FUN.
907
00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,448
MAYBE WE CAN JOIN YOU.
908
00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:00,992
YOU CAN'T.
909
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:04,453
BECAUSE THE TICKETS
ARE ALL SOLD OUT.
910
00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:05,746
YOU KNOW, THEY WENT JUST--
[SNAPS FINGERS] LIKE THAT.
911
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,999
OKAY, WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME.
912
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,418
ANYWAY, I'VE GOT
A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.
913
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,003
COME WITH ME.
914
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,797
I'LL TAKE THAT
FOR YOU, HONEY.
915
00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:17,508
[WHISPERING] I TOLD YOU
NOT TO INVITE JEFFREY.
916
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,635
JUST COME ON.
917
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:20,636
OH, SAM!
918
00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:24,015
JULIE-PIE!
919
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,474
[LAUGHING IN DELIGHT]
920
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,435
THEY CAME ALL THE WAY
FROM BOSTON
921
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:28,936
FOR CHANUKAH!
922
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,187
SAM, LAURA,
923
00:36:30,187 --> 00:36:31,856
THIS IS ROB.
924
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,608
ROB, THIS IS
MY BROTHER, SAM,
925
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:34,775
AND HIS WIFE, LAURA.
926
00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:37,028
SAM IS A RABBI.
927
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,113
I DIDN'T CATCH
YOUR LAST NAME.
928
00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:42,575
IT'S MARINO... WITZ.
929
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,871
ROB MARINO...W-WITZ.
930
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,206
NICE TO MEET YOU,
ROB MARINOWITZ.
931
00:36:49,206 --> 00:36:50,249
[LAUGHING IN DELIGHT]
932
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:52,627
COME ON,
LET'S LIGHT THE MENORAH!
933
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:53,961
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
934
00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:57,548
HEY, MOM,
935
00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:00,176
WHY DON'T YOU LET OUR GUEST
LIGHT THE CANDLE, HUH?
936
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:02,053
OH, THAT'S SUCH
A SWEET IDEA, SAM.
937
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,012
SURE. HERE--
938
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:03,930
NO, I DON'T NEED TO--
939
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,222
NO, NO, NO,
YOU DO THE HONORS.
940
00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:07,099
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
941
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:09,894
I'LL DO IT.
I'LL DO IT.
942
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:10,770
[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
943
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:12,355
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
944
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:15,024
UH... OKAY.
945
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:17,276
OKAY.
946
00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:20,571
STOP STEALING
THE SPOTLIGHT.
947
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,406
LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
948
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,325
OKAY.
949
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:26,869
THERE WE GO.
950
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:30,831
OH.
951
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,083
[CHUCKLING GOOD-NATUREDLY]
952
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,251
NO! NO, NO, ROB.
WHAT ABOUT THE PRAYER?
953
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:36,671
THE PRAYER?
954
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,631
OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART.
955
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,007
OH, PLEASE LET ME DO IT.
956
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,009
OF COURSE, SWEETIE.
957
00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:43,260
OF COURSE.
958
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,012
[ALL SINGING]
959
00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:50,601
♪ BARUKH ATAH ADONAI
ELOHAYNU MELEKH HA'OLAM ♪
960
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:55,272
♪ ASHER KEEDISHANU
B'MEETZVOTAV ♪
961
00:37:55,272 --> 00:38:00,653
♪ V'TZEEVANU
L'HAD'LIK NEIR SHEL ♪
962
00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:05,116
♪ CHANUKAH...
963
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,075
YEAH.
964
00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,785
[CHUCKLING MERRILY]
965
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,913
AMEN.
966
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:12,957
LET'S EAT.
967
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,133
[JULIE]:
WELL, IT WAS TOUCH AND GO,
968
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,428
BUT I THINK WE PULLED IT OFF.
969
00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:27,138
PERSONALLY,
ALL THIS LYING IS, UH...
970
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,639
IT'S VERY EXHAUSTING.
971
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:29,932
IT'S NOT LYING.
972
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:32,685
IT'S JUST LITTLE WHITE LIES.
973
00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:35,771
ALL RIGHT, CALL IT
WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
974
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,857
I'M SORRY I PUT YOU
ON THE SPOT,
975
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:40,985
BUT I THINK WE MADE
A GOOD TEAM.
976
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:41,902
YES.
977
00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:43,529
I HAVE TO THANK YOU
978
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:45,740
FOR ALL THE HELP YOU GAVE ME
LIGHTING THE MENORAH.
979
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,033
[LAUGHS]
980
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,577
I DEFINITELY COULD NOT
HAVE DONE THAT WITHOUT YOU.
981
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,704
WELL, THE BLOWING OUT
THE CANDLES,
982
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,831
I JUST HAVE TO SAY
THAT WAS A FIRST.
983
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:54,832
I DIDN'T KNOW!
984
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:55,833
I DIDN'T KNOW...
985
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:56,709
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY
986
00:38:56,959 --> 00:39:00,629
THAT EVERYBODY
WAS WAY TOO POLITE TO REACT.
987
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:03,007
OR TOO STUNNED.
988
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,509
I DIDN'T KNOW.
989
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,845
BUT MY MOTHER THOUGHT
YOU WERE CUTE AND CHARMING,
990
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,597
AND THAT'S A QUOTE.
991
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,891
WHEW, PASSED THE MOM TEST!
992
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,017
[THEY HIGH-FIVE]
993
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,852
[LAUGHING]
994
00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,646
[CONGREGATION SINGS
"O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL"]
995
00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:22,151
THANKS, BUDDY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
996
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:32,328
♪ ...O COME YE
TO BETHLEHEM... ♪
997
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,956
OH, IT'S
ALREADY STARTED.
998
00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:37,666
YEAH, I THINK SO.
999
00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:41,045
OH, SHE'S THERE.
1000
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,089
COME, COME.
1001
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,840
-OKAY.
-HI.
1002
00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:50,012
♪ ...O, COME
LET US ADORE HIM ♪
1003
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:54,225
♪ O, COME LET US ADORE HIM
1004
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:57,228
♪ O, COME
LET US ADORE HIM... ♪
1005
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,396
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO MIDNIGHT MASS BEFORE?
1006
00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:00,898
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.
1007
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,191
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1008
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:05,152
MY PARENTS AREN'T
VERY RELIGIOUS.
1009
00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:10,241
♪ ...SING CHOIRS OF ANGELS
1010
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:14,954
♪ SING IN EXHALATION...
1011
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,747
YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK.
1012
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:19,375
CHRISTMASSINGS.NET.
IT WAS EASY.
1013
00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:26,257
[JULIE JOINS IN SINGING]
1014
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:30,427
[BOTH SINGING]
1015
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:39,854
♪ O, COME LET US ADORE HIM
1016
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:44,442
♪ O, COME LET US
ADORE HIM... ♪
1017
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,745
SEE YOU TWO
AT THE WEDDING!
1018
00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:57,913
OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1019
00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:59,748
MOM, DO YOU THINK WE CAN
GET A CAB AROUND HERE?
1020
00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:00,666
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1021
00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:02,293
IT'S 2:00 A.M.
AND TWO DEGREES!
1022
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,627
WHY DON'T YOU
STAY OVERNIGHT?
1023
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:04,628
YOU CAN LEAVE TOMORROW.
1024
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:05,671
WE'RE OPENING GIFTS
IN THE MORNING.
1025
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:07,214
OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
1026
00:41:07,214 --> 00:41:07,965
COME ON--
1027
00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:08,716
GOOD, THAT'S SETTLED!
1028
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:10,301
WELL, NO, DAD--
1029
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,844
[CHUCKLING KNOWINGLY]
1030
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,472
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1031
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,980
AND HERE'S A NIGHTIE
FOR YOU TO WEAR,
1032
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,273
OR WHATEVER.
1033
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,316
OH, MRS. MARINO--
1034
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,359
MOM, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?
1035
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:28,152
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT,
1036
00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:29,153
I CAN TOTALLY
SLEEP ON THE COUCH.
1037
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,946
NO, FORGET IT.
1038
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,323
MRS. MARINO, LOOK--
1039
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,325
LOOK, HONEY, I DON'T JUDGE.
1040
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,869
SLEEP WELL.
1041
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,120
'NIGHT, MOM!
1042
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:38,871
GOOD NIGHT.
1043
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,377
SO...
1044
00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:46,795
I CAN TOTALLY
SLEEP ON THE COUCH.
1045
00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:51,008
I THINK OUR WEB
IS TANGLED ENOUGH, DON'T YOU?
1046
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,509
I'LL JUST CAMP OUT ON THE FLOOR.
1047
00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:53,636
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1048
00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:55,304
I WILL NOT HAVE
ANY FAKE GIRLFRIEND OF MINE
1049
00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:56,847
SLEEPING ON A COLD,
HARD FLOOR, OKAY?
1050
00:41:56,847 --> 00:42:01,185
YOU TAKE THE BED.
1051
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,729
YOU REALLY LIGHT UP
AROUND YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
1052
00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:05,147
YOU KNOW THAT?
1053
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,065
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
1054
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,984
GROWING UP, SHE WAS LIKE
A SECOND MOTHER TO ME.
1055
00:42:08,984 --> 00:42:11,987
THAT HAPPENS A LOT
WITH GRANDPARENTS, DOESN'T IT?
1056
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:13,322
MY MOM WAS, UM...
1057
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,449
IS A LITTLE STRANGE.
1058
00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,159
[THEY CHUCKLE]
1059
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:19,161
NO, SHE'S BETTER NOW.
1060
00:42:19,161 --> 00:42:21,997
I MEAN, EXCEPT FOR, YOU KNOW,
HER CRAZY VISIONS.
1061
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:30,464
WHEN I WAS A KID,
1062
00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:33,550
MY MOM WOULD...
1063
00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:35,886
DISAPPEAR NOW AND THEN.
1064
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:38,097
SHE'D TAKE
A FEW HOURS HERE,
1065
00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,390
OR JUST
AN AFTERNOON THERE,
1066
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,475
SOMETIMES
OVERNIGHT, AND...
1067
00:42:41,475 --> 00:42:46,230
SHE WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR.
1068
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:50,067
IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD
AND, UM, SCARY.
1069
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:52,069
SO MY GRANDMOTHER WOULD
COME OVER, MAKE IT BETTER,
1070
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:55,406
AND SHE WOULD STAY WITH US
UNTIL MY MOM CAME BACK.
1071
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,574
WHERE WOULD SHE GO?
1072
00:42:57,574 --> 00:42:58,867
I HAVE NO IDEA.
1073
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:00,828
WE NEVER...
1074
00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:02,621
WE NEVER REALLY TALKED ABOUT IT,
TO THIS DAY.
1075
00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:06,333
I GUESS THAT'S WHY
1076
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:10,254
I LIKE TO HAVE, YOU KNOW,
EVERYTHING JUST OUT IN THE OPEN,
1077
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,964
EVEN IF IT HURTS A LITTLE BIT.
1078
00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:16,218
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
1079
00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:21,348
GOSH, BEING A WIFE
AND A MOTHER,
1080
00:43:21,348 --> 00:43:23,267
IT'S A TOUGH JOB, YOU KNOW?
1081
00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:26,020
NOT EVERY WOMAN'S
PREPARED FOR IT.
1082
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,104
WAS YOUR MOTHER?
1083
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,272
OH, MY GOD, PLEASE,
1084
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:31,317
MY MOTHER WAS BORN
WITH A WEDDING DRESS ON.
1085
00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:37,448
THE LAST TIME MY MOM LEFT,
I WAS 14.
1086
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,533
IT WAS CHRISTMAS DAY.
1087
00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:41,118
THAT'S GREAT TIMING, HUH?
1088
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:43,912
AND WE HAD
OUR WHOLE FAMILY OVER,
1089
00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:46,582
ALL MY, YOU KNOW, AUNTS
AND UNCLES, AND COUSINS,
1090
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:48,459
AND MY GRANDMOTHER.
1091
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:51,587
AND MY MOM, SHE PUT
ALL THE FOOD ON THE TABLE,
1092
00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:54,631
AND THEN SHE JUST
SLIPPED OUT THE BACK DOOR.
1093
00:43:54,631 --> 00:43:56,967
AND EVERYBODY--
EVERYBODY KNEW SHE LEFT,
1094
00:43:56,967 --> 00:44:01,597
BUT THEY CONTINUED WITH
ALL THE HOLIDAY CHEER ANYWAY
1095
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:04,475
BUT I WAS CONVINCED THAT...
1096
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,560
THAT, THAT TIME, SHE WASN'T--
1097
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,270
SHE WASN'T GOING TO COMING BACK.
1098
00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:10,606
BUT SHE DID.
1099
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,483
YEAH.
1100
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:17,112
YEAH, SHE... SHE DID.
1101
00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:21,784
FOR SOME REASON, THOUGH,
THAT TIME JUST STICKS WITH ME.
1102
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:27,706
TIME TO GET OVER IT, HUH?
1103
00:44:27,706 --> 00:44:29,750
OKAY, YOU WANT
A HOLIDAY DISASTER?
1104
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,586
YEAH, GO FOR IT.
1105
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:36,465
[SIGHS NERVOUSLY]
1106
00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:39,343
LAST NEW YEAR'S EVE,
MY FIANCE AND I BROKE UP.
1107
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,679
OOH, THAT'S PRETTY AWFUL.
1108
00:44:42,679 --> 00:44:44,098
HE WAS HANDSOME,
1109
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:48,769
A LAW PARTNER,
STEADY AS A ROCK,
1110
00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:52,106
AND EVERYONE THOUGHT
1111
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,233
WE WERE GOING TO LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER,
1112
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:58,904
YOU KNOW, AND...
1113
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,574
MAYBE IT WAS
A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.
1114
00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:05,244
HOW SO?
1115
00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:09,581
JULIE, THE GUY WAS A MORON
TO LET YOU GO.
1116
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:13,836
WOMEN LIKE YOU
JUST DON'T COME ALONG EVERY DAY.
1117
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:17,423
[PATS BED]
1118
00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:25,848
HEY.
1119
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,225
YEAH?
1120
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:29,143
SO FAR,
1121
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:32,479
IT'S BEEN
A REALLY GOOD HOLIDAY.
1122
00:45:32,479 --> 00:45:34,606
IT HAS, HASN'T IT?
1123
00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:38,902
GOOD NIGHT.
1124
00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:39,987
GOOD NIGHT.
1125
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,498
HO, HO, HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1126
00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:52,708
STEVIE!
1127
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:53,876
OH! THANK YOU!
1128
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,211
[ALL LAUGHING AND CHATTING]
1129
00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:59,631
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JULIE.
1130
00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,759
OH, MY GOSH. FOR ME?
1131
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,344
HONEY, IT'S
CHRISTMAS MORNING!
1132
00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:05,971
YOU DON'T THINK WE'D LEAVE OUT
OUR SPECIAL GUEST, DO YOU?
1133
00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:12,895
EVIE, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THIS.
1134
00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:14,938
THIS IS SO SWEET!
1135
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:16,857
THANK YOU.
1136
00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:18,775
I COULDN'T RESIST.
1137
00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:20,694
APPARENTLY, NEITHER COULD YOU.
1138
00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:23,614
THAT'S SO SWEET.
1139
00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:24,740
[LAUGHING]
1140
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:26,742
[THERESA]: LET ME SEE,
LET ME SEE.
1141
00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:28,869
LET ME SEE.
1142
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:30,537
OH, HOW PRECIOUS.
1143
00:46:32,122 --> 00:46:33,540
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU KIDS
ARE WAITING FOR.
1144
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:35,167
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GRANDMA?
1145
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,585
TO GET MARRIED!
1146
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:37,669
COME ON!
1147
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:38,712
I'M NOT GETTING
ANY YOUNGER!
1148
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:41,882
AND, FRANKLY,
NEITHER ARE YOU TWO.
1149
00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,593
IT'S ABOUT TIME WE GET
BACK TO THE CITY.
1150
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:45,552
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1151
00:46:45,552 --> 00:46:46,595
-YUP.
-OKAY.
1152
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:50,057
I CAN'T BELIEVE
1153
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,142
THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS
JOINING A BOWLING LEAGUE.
1154
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:53,810
I KNOW! IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT?
1155
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:56,021
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD GRANDSON.
1156
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:58,899
ROBBIE!
1157
00:46:58,899 --> 00:46:59,817
[LAUGHS]
1158
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:00,984
THANKS.
1159
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,903
OH, UM, LISTEN,
NEW YEAR'S EVE,
1160
00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,821
COULD WE HIT YOUR FRIEND
PATRICK'S THING FIRST,
1161
00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:07,157
AND THEN GO TO MY THEATER PARTY?
1162
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:09,201
JUST SO WE CAN BE NEAR
TIMES SQUARE THEN
1163
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:10,827
FOR WHEN THE BALL DROPS?
1164
00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:13,163
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
1165
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:14,665
SO YOU'LL BE THERE?
1166
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,918
I'LL BE WITH YOU AT MIDNIGHT,
NO MATTER WHAT.
1167
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:20,045
YOU HAVE MY WORD.
1168
00:47:20,045 --> 00:47:22,381
OKAY. THANKS.
1169
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:23,715
OH, HEY, JULIE!
1170
00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:26,343
YOU, UM, FORGOT OUR PICTURE.
1171
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,720
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
1172
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,806
THANKS.
1173
00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,057
UH...
1174
00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:35,018
DO YOU WANT TO GO SEE
A PLAY WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT?
1175
00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:39,231
WAS THAT ON OUR ORIGINAL
HOLIDAY EVENT SCHEDULE,
1176
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,816
OR IS THAT EXTRA CREDIT?
1177
00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:41,775
[LAUGHS]
1178
00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:45,153
IT'S AN EXTRA TICKET,
THAT'S IT.
1179
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,114
OKAY. YEAH.
1180
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:48,699
RIGHT.
1181
00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,783
BYE.
1182
00:47:56,623 --> 00:48:00,961
OKAY, HERE'S MY REVIEW,
"WORST PLAY EVER."
1183
00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:01,837
NOT FAIR.
1184
00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:04,298
YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE
SOMETHING YOU SLEPT THROUGH.
1185
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:06,216
WHAT? YOU LIKED IT?
1186
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:09,219
I THOUGHT THE CAST
DID A GOOD JOB
1187
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:13,098
WITH MATERIAL THAT WAS,
MAYBE, A BIT...
1188
00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:14,391
FAR-FETCHED.
1189
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,852
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE?
1190
00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:18,729
THIS IS THAT WHITE LIE
SYNDROME, ISN'T IT?
1191
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,230
ONLY IT'S PROFESSIONAL.
1192
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:22,357
WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?
1193
00:48:22,357 --> 00:48:23,317
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO
SEND YOU HATE MAIL
1194
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,777
IF YOU STATE
AN ACTUAL OPINION?
1195
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,197
OKAY, I KNOW IT'S MY JOB,
1196
00:48:29,197 --> 00:48:31,074
BUT I...
1197
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:34,620
I JUST FEEL LIKE I'LL BE
REALLY IRRESPONSIBLE
1198
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:37,164
IF I DON'T AT LEAST TRY
AND CONSIDER THE FEELINGS
1199
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:40,417
OF THE PEOPLE
I'M WRITING ABOUT.
1200
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:43,003
WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS?
1201
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,921
YOUR FEELINGS?
1202
00:48:44,921 --> 00:48:45,839
YEAH.
1203
00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:47,966
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
FOR EXAMPLE,
1204
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:50,010
IF I ASKED YOU TO KISS ME,
1205
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,136
WOULD YOU DO IT
1206
00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:56,933
ONLY SO THAT
I WOULDN'T FEEL BAD?
1207
00:48:56,933 --> 00:48:58,769
NO.
1208
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:02,522
I'D ONLY DO THAT
IF I WANTED TO.
1209
00:49:15,952 --> 00:49:17,454
ALL RIGHT,
NOW, BE HONEST WITH ME,
1210
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:20,916
WHAT DID YOU REALLY THINK
OF THAT PLAY?
1211
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,250
[MOLLY READS]: "DESPITE
ITS HARD-WORKING CAST,
1212
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,377
"'SOCKS AND THE CITY'
IS A TEDIOUS,
1213
00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,462
BADLY-WRITTEN LUMP OF COAL
1214
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:26,922
IN THE REVIEWER'S
CHRISTMAS STOCKING.
1215
00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:28,590
IT RATES ONE OUT OF FOUR STARS.
1216
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,468
WHOO!
1217
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:35,138
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1218
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:36,139
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
1219
00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:37,307
I'M GOING TO BE PLAYING
GOOD COP!
1220
00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:39,935
JUST CALLING IT LIKE I SEE IT.
1221
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,019
WHOO!
1222
00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:42,479
[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
1223
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:55,575
GOT A MINUTE?
1224
00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:56,660
YEAH.
1225
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,078
YOUR CAMPAIGN
1226
00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:00,914
LOOKS TERRIFIC.
1227
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:01,873
GREAT JOB, ROB.
1228
00:50:01,873 --> 00:50:03,083
BEST THING
YOU'VE DONE.
1229
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,459
THANK YOU, NOLAN.
1230
00:50:04,459 --> 00:50:06,002
LISTEN, ROB,
1231
00:50:06,002 --> 00:50:07,879
I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO
MOVE AROUND A LOT,
1232
00:50:07,879 --> 00:50:09,840
SWITCH IT UP, WHATEVER,
1233
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,092
BUT HOW ABOUT ENDING
ALL THIS FREELANCE NONSENSE
1234
00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:14,469
AND WORK HERE FOR US ON STAFF?
1235
00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:16,388
BE MY NEW SENIOR ART DIRECTOR.
1236
00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:19,474
YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
1237
00:50:19,474 --> 00:50:20,517
LET ME KNOW.
1238
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:21,435
OKAY.
1239
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:23,103
THANK YOU, NOLAN.
1240
00:50:37,325 --> 00:50:38,493
[JULIE]: THAT'S HUGE!
1241
00:50:38,493 --> 00:50:39,494
IS IT?
1242
00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:41,204
NO ONE GETS OFFERED
A BIG JOB LIKE THAT
1243
00:50:41,204 --> 00:50:42,080
CHRISTMAS WEEK.
1244
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,999
LIKE, THEY MUST
REALLY WANT YOU.
1245
00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:47,544
YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW,
DO I REALLY WANT THEM?
1246
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:51,131
ROB, IT'S AN AD AGENCY,
IT'S NOT SING SING.
1247
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:54,050
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
YOU CAN LEAVE.
1248
00:50:54,050 --> 00:51:00,557
OR MAYBE FOR ONCE,
YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO.
1249
00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:06,396
OH, WE HAVE TO PRACTICE
THE CHANUKAH PRAYER.
1250
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,565
I'VE GOT IT ALL
WRITTEN OUT FOR YOU--
1251
00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,400
WOW, YOU KNOW, I--
1252
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,068
WRITTEN OUT
PHONETICALLY.
1253
00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:13,195
IT'S YOUR OWN
LITTLE CRIB SHEET.
1254
00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:14,362
I APPRECIATE THAT,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
1255
00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:16,448
I GOT THIS.
1256
00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:17,616
YEAH, LOOK AT THAT.
I KNOW.
1257
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,576
I STOPPED BY
TEMPLE ISRAEL ON 12th.
1258
00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:20,702
PICKED UP THIS BOOK,
MEMORIZED IT.
1259
00:51:20,702 --> 00:51:22,746
I'M ALL READY TO GO.
1260
00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:24,372
[LAUGHS IN DISBELIEF]
1261
00:51:24,372 --> 00:51:26,249
MY GOD...
1262
00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:29,419
OH, A CAB. A CAB.
WE SHOULD GO.
1263
00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:32,547
[FAMILY SINGING]
1264
00:51:32,547 --> 00:51:35,050
♪ ...ELOHAYNU MELEKH HA'ALOM
1265
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:36,134
♪ ASHER KEEDISHANU
B'MEETZVOTAV ♪
1266
00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:44,142
♪ V'TZEEVANU 1'HAD'LIK NEIR
SHEL CHANUKAH... ♪
1267
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:48,480
OKAY, LET'S GO.
LET'S GO EAT.
1268
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,607
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.
1269
00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:52,067
A PRESENT FOR ME?
1270
00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:54,736
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1271
00:51:58,365 --> 00:51:59,282
HELLO?
1272
00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:01,451
[EVIE]: IS THIS MAXINE GREEN?
1273
00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:02,410
YES, IT IS.
1274
00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:04,454
HI, UM, MY NAME IS EVIE.
1275
00:52:04,454 --> 00:52:05,789
I'M ROB'S MOTHER.
1276
00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:07,624
OH! WE LOVE ROB!
1277
00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:08,542
OH, THANK YOU.
1278
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,627
WE WERE WONDERING
IF YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND
1279
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:13,672
WOULD LIKE TO COME OVER
FOR DINNER ONE NIGHT.
1280
00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:16,633
I CANNOT BELIEVE MY MOTHER
1281
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,260
ACCEPTED AN INVITATION
FROM YOUR MOTHER
1282
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,511
WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ME.
1283
00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:22,180
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOTHER
ACTUALLY CALLED YOUR MOTHER.
1284
00:52:22,180 --> 00:52:25,559
WHAT AM I SAYING,
OF COURSE I CAN!
1285
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:28,186
ANYWAYS, WE HAVE
BIGGER PROBLEMS.
1286
00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:30,480
MY PARENTS THINK
YOU'RE JEWISH.
1287
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,691
ONE LOOK AT YOUR PARENTS'
CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS,
1288
00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:34,568
AND WE'RE TOAST.
1289
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:35,902
WELL, THOSE DECORATIONS ARE
DEFINITELY NOT COMING DOWN,
1290
00:52:35,902 --> 00:52:36,736
THAT'S FOR SURE.
1291
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,322
MY PARENTS ARE DIEHARDS
ABOUT THAT STUFF.
1292
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,908
THEY WOULD CANCEL
THE DINNER FIRST.
1293
00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:48,331
YOU WANT US TO TAKE DOWN
THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS?
1294
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:49,291
WHATEVER FOR?
1295
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:52,335
THEY, UM... OFFEND ME.
1296
00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:53,879
THEY'RE DECORATIONS!
1297
00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:55,297
YOU'VE SEEN THEM
YOUR WHOLE LIFE!
1298
00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:56,339
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
1299
00:52:56,339 --> 00:52:58,675
SON, ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
1300
00:52:58,675 --> 00:53:00,385
NO, I'M NOT ON DRUGS.
1301
00:53:00,385 --> 00:53:01,553
[TOGETHER]: THEN WHAT IS IT?
1302
00:53:02,929 --> 00:53:04,848
I'M...
1303
00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:10,353
CONVERTING TO JUDAISM.
1304
00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:12,355
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
1305
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:13,356
YEAH,
1306
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,025
YOU HEARD ME,
1307
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,526
I'M CONVERTING.
1308
00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:17,527
FOR JULIE.
1309
00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:19,571
SO, IF YOU GUYS
WANT TO HAVE THIS DINNER
1310
00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:20,530
WITH JULIE AND THE GREENES,
1311
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:24,117
THEN, UH, THESE DECORATIONS
ALL HAVE TO GO.
1312
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:27,537
WELL...
1313
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:32,417
THAT'S WONDERFUL NEWS!
1314
00:53:32,417 --> 00:53:34,002
[CHUCKLING HAPPILY]
1315
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:35,378
IT IS?
1316
00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:39,466
IT MEANS YOU AND JULIE
MUST BE GETTING REALLY SERIOUS.
1317
00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:41,551
EVIE-PIE, WE'RE
GOING TO A WEDDING!
1318
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:42,636
[LAUGHING WITH GLEE]
1319
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:45,639
OH, ROBBIE,
1320
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:46,848
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
1321
00:53:46,848 --> 00:53:50,518
THE BEST
HA-NOO-KA CELEBRATION EVER.
1322
00:53:55,106 --> 00:53:56,358
[CLINK]
1323
00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:57,859
TO YOUR CONVERSION.
1324
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:58,944
L'CHAIM!
1325
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:02,697
IF THAT'S HEBREW FOR
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT,"
1326
00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:04,407
I TOTALLY DESERVE THAT.
1327
00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:06,618
NO, IT WAS QUICK THINKING.
1328
00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:09,704
IT WAS CRAZY,
BUT IT WAS QUICK.
1329
00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:12,791
OOH, YOU ARE NOW
A CHARTER MEMBER
1330
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:14,709
OF THE WHITE LIE CLUB.
1331
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,002
DON'T WORRY,
1332
00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:18,088
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,
WE'LL BREAK UP,
1333
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,339
AND YOU WON'T
HAVE TO CONVERT,
1334
00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:22,050
AND ONE MORE LAMB
WILL STAY WITH THE FLOCK.
1335
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,429
NOW WE JUST HAVE TO EXPLAIN
TO MY PARENTS
1336
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:29,140
WHY YOU'RE JEWISH
BUT YOUR PARENTS AREN'T.
1337
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,645
LET'S JUMP OFF THAT BRIDGE
WHEN WE GET TO IT, OKAY?
1338
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:34,646
YEAH.
1339
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:36,898
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER ROUND
FOR THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T DRINK?
1340
00:54:36,898 --> 00:54:39,776
YEAH, THAT WAS
A WORK PARTY.
1341
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:40,902
WAS THAT A WORK THING?
1342
00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:43,071
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1343
00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:44,197
[GIGGLING]
1344
00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:45,991
SO... WAIT A MINUTE,
1345
00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:47,701
ARE WE-ARE WE REALLY
GOING TO BREAK UP
1346
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,786
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS?
1347
00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:51,413
WELL, AREN'T WE?
1348
00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,623
I MEAN, THAT'S
THE DEAL, SO..?
1349
00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:57,669
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I KNOW IT, BUT, UM...
1350
00:54:57,669 --> 00:55:01,423
OKAY, HERE IT IS,
HERE IT IS.
1351
00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:04,968
A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO,
WE WERE IN THE CAB,
1352
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:08,054
AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
NEW YEAR'S EVE?
1353
00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:10,640
I REALIZED THAT...
1354
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,476
THAT I DIDN'T WANT
TO BE ALONE,
1355
00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:15,895
THAT I WANTED TO BE
WITH SOMEONE,
1356
00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:19,816
AREN'T YOU AFRAID
YOU'RE GOING TO BOX YOURSELF IN?
1357
00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:20,817
NO.
1358
00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:22,944
JUST THAT I'M GOING TO
BOX MYSELF OUT.
1359
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:25,989
OF WHAT?
1360
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:29,200
ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.
1361
00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:44,299
TAXI!
1362
00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,301
GET IN THERE,
GET IN THERE.
1363
00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:47,218
[GIGGLING]
1364
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:49,012
WHERE TO?
1365
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,056
DRIVE!
1366
00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:59,731
[RADIO PLAYS]: WITH JUST
TWO MORE CRAZY NIGHTS TO GO
1367
00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:01,191
TILL NEW YEAR'S EVE,
1368
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:04,486
THE HOLIDAY FUN CONTINUES
HERE ON 94.7 WNYJ.
1369
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,737
NOW WE'RE GOING TO
SWITCH THINGS UP
1370
00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:08,531
WITH A SPECIAL SET
OF CHANUKAH FAVORITES--
1371
00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:11,826
SHALOM! COME IN. WELCOME.
1372
00:56:11,826 --> 00:56:12,744
OH, THANK YOU.
1373
00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:14,370
OH, YOUR HOME
IS SO FESTIVE.
1374
00:56:14,370 --> 00:56:16,539
OH, THANK YOU,
AND SHALOM.
1375
00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:17,540
SHALOM. HERE.
1376
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,541
OH, THANK YOU.
1377
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:20,460
PLEASE, MAKE
YOURSELVES AT HOME.
1378
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,504
I'LL GET THE FAMILY.
1379
00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:26,883
OH, WOW.
1380
00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:29,135
EVERYONE,
THEY'RE HERE!
1381
00:56:31,262 --> 00:56:32,931
DID YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER
TO DO THIS?
1382
00:56:32,931 --> 00:56:35,558
NO, I DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
1383
00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:36,851
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
1384
00:56:36,851 --> 00:56:39,938
[WHISPERING] THIS IS
GOING TO END IN DISASTER.
1385
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,106
SHALOM!
1386
00:56:42,607 --> 00:56:45,693
THIS IS MY MOTHER, THERESA,
1387
00:56:45,693 --> 00:56:47,278
MY HUSBAND, BUTCH,
1388
00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:49,614
MY DAUGHTER, MARIA,
AND HER HUSBAND, STEVIE.
1389
00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:50,698
SHALOM.
1390
00:56:50,698 --> 00:56:52,033
SHALOM.
1391
00:56:52,033 --> 00:56:53,576
I'M MAXINE
AND THIS IS MEL.
1392
00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:56,663
SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF OUR CHANUKAH TREE?
1393
00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:58,498
OH, WELL, IT'S...
1394
00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:01,000
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING QUITE LIKE IT.
1395
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,252
AIN'T SHE A BEAUT?
1396
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:04,629
HEY, UH, GUESS HOW MANY
TOPS ARE ON THERE?
1397
00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:05,922
JUST TAKE A GUESS.
1398
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:08,800
A HUNDRED?
1399
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,968
[TOGETHER]: 219!
1400
00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:12,554
WE SCORED
1401
00:57:12,554 --> 00:57:14,139
EVERY LAST ONE
IN QUEENS, SO...
1402
00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:17,183
I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER SEEN
1403
00:57:17,183 --> 00:57:17,934
SO MANY MENORAHS
1404
00:57:17,934 --> 00:57:19,602
IN ONE PLACE.
1405
00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:21,521
UM, EVIE,
1406
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:23,940
YOU LIGHT ALL THE CANDLES
ALL AT ONCE?
1407
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:28,695
IT'S ONE MENORAH
PER NIGHT,
1408
00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:31,364
PER CHANUKAH NIGHT, RIGHT?
1409
00:57:31,364 --> 00:57:33,700
SO, THIS IS THE FIFTH
NIGHT OF CHANUKAH.
1410
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:34,993
FIVE MEN-O-RAHS!
1411
00:57:36,786 --> 00:57:38,496
HER PARENTS DID THAT,
SO-SO-SO MY...
1412
00:57:38,496 --> 00:57:40,039
MY PARENTS DO IT.
1413
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:42,834
YOU KNOW,
1414
00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,127
IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE TRADITION, RIGHT?
1415
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:48,006
BUT THESE ARE
UNUSUAL MENORAHS.
1416
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:52,552
[MUTTERING]: THEY'RE MISSING
TWO CANDLES ON EACH MENORAH.
1417
00:57:54,095 --> 00:57:55,597
[WHISPERING] WHERE DID YOU
GET THESE MENORAHS?
1418
00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:56,639
[WHISPERING] YEAH,
THEY WERE ALL OUT,
1419
00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:57,932
SO I GOT, UH,
KWANZAA LAMPS.
1420
00:57:57,932 --> 00:57:59,726
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
1421
00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:01,477
THEY'RE EXACTLY LIKE
THE PICTURE YOU SHOWED ME.
1422
00:58:01,477 --> 00:58:02,979
-[MUTTERS] KWANZAA LAMPS!
-DAD!
1423
00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:03,897
MOM!
1424
00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:05,023
CAN I TALK TO YOU
JUST FOR A MINUTE?
1425
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:05,982
OH, SURE.
1426
00:58:06,232 --> 00:58:09,694
PLEASE TAKE YOUR COATS OFF,
MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME.
1427
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:13,656
MA!
1428
00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:15,074
WHAT IS THIS,
"CHANUKAH FOR DUMMIES?"
1429
00:58:15,074 --> 00:58:16,159
DON'T YOU LOVE IT?
1430
00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:17,827
TONIGHT, EVERYONE IS JEWISH!
1431
00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:19,162
BUT EVERYONE'S NOT JEWISH, MOM.
1432
00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:20,830
ESPECIALLY ALL THE CATHOLICS!
1433
00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:22,916
WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO BE RESPECTFUL
1434
00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,542
TO JULIE'S PARENTS,
1435
00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:26,336
YOU KNOW,
MAKE THEM FEEL AT HOME.
1436
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:27,670
HELP SEAL THE DEAL.
1437
00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:30,215
LIKE THEY SAY,
1438
00:58:30,506 --> 00:58:32,175
YOU DON'T GET A SECOND CHANCE
TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION.
1439
00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:35,136
WELL, I HOPE THAT'S TRUE,
BECAUSE WE'D NEVER TOP THIS ONE.
1440
00:58:35,136 --> 00:58:36,054
OH, DON'T BE
1441
00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:37,180
SUCH A STICK-IN-THE-MUD.
1442
00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:39,891
REMEMBER,
CONVERTING WAS YOUR IDEA.
1443
00:58:39,891 --> 00:58:42,310
I'M JUST TRYING TO SUPPORT
1444
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,978
MY ONE AND ONLY SON.
1445
00:58:43,978 --> 00:58:45,021
[SNIFFING]
1446
00:58:45,021 --> 00:58:47,148
[GASPS] MY MATZOH BALLS
ARE BURNING!
1447
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:52,403
EVERYTHING OKAY?
1448
00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:53,404
I DON'T KNOW.
1449
00:58:53,404 --> 00:58:56,366
OH, MY GOD!
1450
00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:57,408
FORGIVE ME.
1451
00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:00,703
GOOD SAVE.
1452
00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:02,163
HOW'S EVERYTHING
GOING IN HERE?
1453
00:59:03,706 --> 00:59:04,832
WELL, UM,
1454
00:59:04,832 --> 00:59:05,750
NOBODY'S SAID
ANYTHING EXACTLY,
1455
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,710
BUT I THINK MY PARENTS
REALLY DO THINK
1456
00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:10,255
YOUR FAMILY IS JEWISH.
1457
00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:11,297
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
1458
00:59:11,297 --> 00:59:12,882
[CHATTING HAPPILY]
1459
00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:13,967
ACCORDING TO
MY MOTHER,
1460
00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:16,719
SHE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE
YOUR PARENTS FEEL COMFORTABLE.
1461
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,972
I GUESS IT'S LIKE A...
1462
00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:22,058
LIKE A RELIGIOUS
"DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL."
1463
00:59:22,058 --> 00:59:23,935
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
1464
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:25,061
FOR ONE NIGHT, ANYWAY--
1465
00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:28,064
[ALL CHATTING HAPPILY]
1466
00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:29,315
SO FAR SO GOOD.
1467
00:59:29,315 --> 00:59:30,733
COME ON.
1468
00:59:30,733 --> 00:59:34,570
[ALL SINGING
TRADITIONAL JEWISH SONGS]
1469
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,950
[ALL SINGING]
1470
00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:43,079
[CLAPPING AND SINGING]
1471
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:50,128
COME ON, ROB!
1472
00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:52,380
[ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
1473
00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:56,801
[♪♪]
1474
01:00:06,477 --> 01:00:07,770
[GASPING IN SHOCK]
1475
01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:10,940
MA! MOM! OH!
1476
01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:12,358
I'M GOING TO CALL
FOR HELP!
1477
01:00:12,358 --> 01:00:14,319
[ROB]: GO CALL
AN AMBULANCE, DAD!
1478
01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:17,363
MOM, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
MOM?
1479
01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:20,908
[SIREN WAILING]
1480
01:00:22,076 --> 01:00:23,995
I'M SO SORRY, EVIE.
1481
01:00:23,995 --> 01:00:25,621
THIS IS ALL OUR FAULT.
1482
01:00:25,621 --> 01:00:29,792
I TOLD YOU TONIGHT WAS
GOING TO END IN DISASTER.
1483
01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:31,711
NO, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT,
IT'S MY FAULT.
1484
01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:32,795
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
DANCING WITH HER.
1485
01:00:32,795 --> 01:00:34,213
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
1486
01:00:34,213 --> 01:00:36,257
NO, ROBBIE,
WE MESSED UP.
1487
01:00:36,257 --> 01:00:38,968
WE LET THE PARTY
GET OUT OF HAND,
1488
01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:40,887
FORGOT THAT,
JUST A FEW DAYS AGO,
1489
01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:43,014
GRANDMA WAS
A VERY SICK LADY.
1490
01:00:43,014 --> 01:00:46,351
YOU'RE RIGHT, BUTCH,
IT IS OUR FAULT.
1491
01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:49,270
OH... NO, NO, NO, EVIE,
1492
01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:52,815
IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT.
1493
01:00:52,815 --> 01:00:55,151
YOU HAD A WONDERFUL
CELEBRATION.
1494
01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:57,403
YOU AND BUTCH
ARE AMAZING HOSTS.
1495
01:00:57,403 --> 01:00:59,113
YOU'VE RAISED A FINE SON,
1496
01:00:59,113 --> 01:01:01,324
WHO SEEMS AS DEDICATED
TO HIS FAMILY
1497
01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:04,035
AS THEY ARE TO HIM.
1498
01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:05,495
WHEN ROB TOLD US
1499
01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:06,829
HE WAS CONVERTING,
1500
01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:10,333
WE JUST WANTED TO
BE THERE FOR HIM,
1501
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,043
FOR ALL OF YOU,
RIGHT FROM THE START,
1502
01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:14,212
NO MATTER WHAT IT TOOK.
1503
01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:19,509
MA, UH...
1504
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:22,011
I'M NOT CONVERTING.
1505
01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:24,013
I, UH,
1506
01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:27,058
I JUST TOLD YOU THAT
SO YOU WOULD GET MAD...
1507
01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:30,061
SO THAT YOU WOULD
CANCEL THE DINNER
1508
01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:31,354
WITH JULIE'S PARENTS,
SO THAT...
1509
01:01:31,354 --> 01:01:34,273
THEY WOULDN'T FIND OUT
THAT NONE OF US WERE JEWISH.
1510
01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:37,318
WE'RE AS CATHOLIC
AS THE POPE'S HAT,
1511
01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:39,278
NOT THAT IT MATTERS.
1512
01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:44,200
OR DOES IT?
1513
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,285
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
1514
01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:50,039
TRUTH IS, WE...
1515
01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:54,710
THIS WHOLE THING
WITH JULIE AND I...
1516
01:01:56,587 --> 01:01:57,547
WE MADE IT UP.
1517
01:01:57,547 --> 01:02:00,133
MADE? MADE WHAT UP?
1518
01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:04,554
I PROMISED GRANDMA
1519
01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:07,557
THAT SHE COULD MEET MY WIFE
BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE.
1520
01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:10,268
SHE WANTED TO MEET THE WOMAN
THAT I WAS GOING TO MARRY
1521
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:12,019
BEFORE SHE DIED.
1522
01:02:12,019 --> 01:02:14,147
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE LAST
CHANCE I WAS GOING TO GET
1523
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,398
TO HONOR HER,
1524
01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:16,441
AND THERE WAS NO WAY
I WAS GOING TO DISAPPOINT HER,
1525
01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:17,650
JUST NO WAY.
1526
01:02:17,650 --> 01:02:20,278
ROB-O, THAT IS
SO BEAUTIFUL.
1527
01:02:31,747 --> 01:02:32,748
AND YOU?
1528
01:02:32,748 --> 01:02:35,418
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
1529
01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,419
THE TRUTH IS,
1530
01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:39,046
I NEEDED SOMEONE
TO DATE FOR THE HOLIDAYS
1531
01:02:39,046 --> 01:02:42,467
SO YOU WOULD STOP FIXING ME UP
WITH MY LOSER EX-BOYFRIENDS.
1532
01:02:44,135 --> 01:02:45,678
I JUST WANTED
TO ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS
1533
01:02:45,678 --> 01:02:48,764
ON MY OWN TERMS.
1534
01:02:48,764 --> 01:02:49,932
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
1535
01:02:49,932 --> 01:02:52,101
WHY WE WERE SO EAGER
TO HAVE YOU DATE?
1536
01:02:52,101 --> 01:02:55,104
SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE ALONE
FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE.
1537
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:58,274
WE JUST KNEW HOW HARD
IT WOULD BE FOR YOU
1538
01:02:58,274 --> 01:03:01,235
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR
WITH BEN.
1539
01:03:01,235 --> 01:03:03,446
IS THAT SO AWFUL?
1540
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,740
NO.
1541
01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,283
WHAT'S AWFUL
1542
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:08,868
IS THAT I HAVE LIED
TO YOU AND DAD
1543
01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:11,454
ABOUT SO MANY OTHER THINGS.
1544
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:13,498
AND NOT JUST
1545
01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:16,626
LITTLE WHITE LIES, EITHER.
1546
01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:19,587
WHAT THINGS ARE
TALKING ABOUT, JULIE?
1547
01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:22,882
LIKE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
LAST NEW YEAR'S EVE WITH BEN.
1548
01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:25,551
BEN DIDN'T DUMP ME.
1549
01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:28,679
I BROKE UP WITH HIM.
1550
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,892
I DIDN'T WANT
TO MARRY HIM,
1551
01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,852
SO I LEFT HIM,
1552
01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:36,812
AND I DIDN'T TELL YOU
1553
01:03:36,812 --> 01:03:39,357
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
I'D NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.
1554
01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:42,151
WOW.
1555
01:03:42,151 --> 01:03:44,111
OKAY, I'M-
I'M A LITTLE LOST HERE.
1556
01:03:44,111 --> 01:03:46,280
ARE YOU TWO GETTING
MARRIED OR NOT?
1557
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,698
NO.
1558
01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:50,451
NO, WE'RE NOT
EVEN DATING.
1559
01:03:52,703 --> 01:03:54,705
WE'RE JUST...
1560
01:03:54,705 --> 01:03:57,250
USING EACH OTHER.
1561
01:04:00,127 --> 01:04:02,421
YEAH, WE'RE JUST
USING EACH OTHER.
1562
01:04:09,845 --> 01:04:11,889
JULIE.
1563
01:04:15,434 --> 01:04:16,644
IS THAT
HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
1564
01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:18,354
AFTER ALL THIS?
1565
01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:19,730
THAT WE'RE JUST
USING EACH OTHER?
1566
01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:22,525
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING,
WAS THAT TRUE?
1567
01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:25,736
WHAT YOU SAID YOU DID TO BEN?
1568
01:04:25,736 --> 01:04:28,030
YES, BUT I JUST--
1569
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:29,407
BUT WHAT?
1570
01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:30,992
JULIE, THIS WHOLE TIME,
1571
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:32,368
I WAS FEELING SORRY FOR YOU
1572
01:04:32,368 --> 01:04:34,829
BECAUSE YOU GOT DUMPED
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
1573
01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:35,746
ALL I SAID
1574
01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:39,458
WAS THAT BEN AND I BROKE UP
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE,
1575
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:41,294
WHICH WE DID.
1576
01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:43,379
OH, I SEE, SO IT'S JUST
A LITTLE WHITE LIE OF OMISSION?
1577
01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:44,714
ROB, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1578
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,382
NO, I UNDERSTAND PLENTY.
1579
01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:47,967
I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU AND I
WERE TO GO OUT FOR REAL?
1580
01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:49,135
HOW WOULD I KNOW
1581
01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,720
YOU WOULDN'T JUST
GET UP AND LEAVE ME ONE DAY?
1582
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,721
YOU KNOW, WITH NO NOTICE AT ALL.
1583
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,764
IS THAT
WHAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT?
1584
01:04:53,764 --> 01:04:55,057
YOU KNOW, THAT MAY NOT
MEAN A LOT TO YOU,
1585
01:04:55,057 --> 01:04:56,726
BUT IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
1586
01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,894
SO, WHAT, YOU JUST,
1587
01:04:58,894 --> 01:05:00,730
YOU BREAK UP WITH ME FIRST,
1588
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:04,317
BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO SEE
WHAT WE HAVE?
1589
01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:06,235
TALK ABOUT BEING DISHONEST.
1590
01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:07,820
WHO AM I BEING DISHONEST WITH?
1591
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,864
YOURSELF.
1592
01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,074
WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO BE
DISHONEST WITH MYSELF
1593
01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:13,117
OR WITH YOU.
1594
01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:20,082
I CANNOT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP
THAT STARTS OUT IN A LIE.
1595
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:23,127
I'M SORRY, JULIE.
1596
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,880
[EVIE]:
SO, HOW IS SHE?
1597
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,256
[DOCTOR]:
SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE.
1598
01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:30,468
SHE JUST OVERDID IT A LITTLE
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
1599
01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:31,927
NOW, WE'RE GOING TO
KEEP THERESA HERE
1600
01:05:31,927 --> 01:05:33,387
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS
TO WATCH HER VITAL SIGNS,
1601
01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:34,889
BUT NOW YOU CAN
ALL GO HOME
1602
01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:37,391
AND GET SOME SLEEP.
1603
01:05:37,391 --> 01:05:41,604
[EVIE]: OH, SHE'S OKAY.
SHE'S OKAY...
1604
01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:42,438
OKAY?
1605
01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:44,607
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1606
01:05:55,826 --> 01:05:56,786
[KNOCKS]
1607
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,746
-'MORNING, HOT SHOT.
-HEY.
1608
01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:00,956
SO, HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT MY OFFER?
1609
01:06:00,956 --> 01:06:02,291
OR DO I HAVE TO
PRY AN ANSWER OUT OF YOU?
1610
01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:05,252
NO, NO, I'VE DEFINITELY
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
1611
01:06:05,252 --> 01:06:06,796
ARE YOU IN?
1612
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:11,008
YOU KNOW, UM, NOLAN,
I APPRECIATE THE OFFER,
1613
01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:13,052
I REALLY, I REALLY DO,
1614
01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:15,096
BUT I...
1615
01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:16,472
A PERMANENT JOB
IS JUST NOT FOR ME.
1616
01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:18,432
I NEED TO HAVE
MY WINGS, MAN.
1617
01:06:18,432 --> 01:06:20,810
YOU KNOW?
1618
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,895
WELL, I RESPECT
YOUR DECISION.
1619
01:06:33,906 --> 01:06:35,825
[MOLLY READS]: "'ELEVATOR MAN'
LIFTS THE SPIRITS
1620
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:38,369
"AS IT REACHES NEW HEIGHTS
IN CHARM AND WIT.
1621
01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,787
FOUR STARS."
1622
01:06:39,787 --> 01:06:42,289
WELCOME BACK,
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE.
1623
01:06:42,289 --> 01:06:44,166
I'D REALLY
RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT.
1624
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,459
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING--
1625
01:06:45,459 --> 01:06:47,378
MAN TROUBLE.
1626
01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:49,171
I WROTE
A POSITIVE REVIEW,
1627
01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:50,548
WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME
I'M HAVING MAN TROUBLE?
1628
01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:51,674
FORGET THE REVIEW,
1629
01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:54,260
IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER
YOUR POUTY LITTLE FACE.
1630
01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:55,428
"G-U-Y-S
1631
01:06:55,428 --> 01:06:56,220
S-U-C-K."
1632
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:57,930
BY THE WAY, I TOTALLY AGREE.
1633
01:06:58,639 --> 01:07:00,015
OKAY, MOLLY?
1634
01:07:00,015 --> 01:07:02,309
I'M SORRY, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1635
01:07:02,309 --> 01:07:03,978
[LAUGHS KNOWINGLY]
1636
01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:05,479
OKAY, RIGHT.
1637
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:11,068
[P.A.]: DR. KERR, 4120,
DR. KERR, 4120.
1638
01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:13,028
HEY!
1639
01:07:13,028 --> 01:07:14,530
HERE YOU GO.
1640
01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:15,197
OH!
1641
01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:17,324
LOOK AT ALL THESE.
1642
01:07:17,324 --> 01:07:20,202
I COULDN'T DECIDE
WHICH ONE, SO I...
1643
01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:22,496
ANYWAY, UM,
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
1644
01:07:22,496 --> 01:07:26,417
READY TO GET BACK
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
1645
01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:27,501
ROBBIE,
1646
01:07:27,501 --> 01:07:29,378
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
MAKE UP A GIRLFRIEND
1647
01:07:29,378 --> 01:07:30,421
JUST FOR ME.
1648
01:07:32,089 --> 01:07:33,132
YOU TOLD HER?
1649
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:35,384
YEAH, WE TOLD HER.
1650
01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:37,011
NO MORE BALONEY, ROBBIE.
1651
01:07:37,011 --> 01:07:38,596
FROM NOW ON, WE WANT
ALL THE CARDS ON THE TABLE.
1652
01:07:38,596 --> 01:07:41,056
WHY COULDN'T YOU
STICK WITH A NICE GIRL
1653
01:07:41,056 --> 01:07:42,099
LIKE JULIE?
1654
01:07:42,099 --> 01:07:43,476
GIVE HER A REAL CHANCE.
1655
01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:45,561
SINCE WE'RE ALL
BEING HONEST HERE,
1656
01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:47,563
I'VE GOT A QUESTION
FOR YOU, MOM.
1657
01:07:47,563 --> 01:07:50,399
WHERE DID YOU GO
WHEN WE WERE KIDS?
1658
01:07:50,399 --> 01:07:51,942
WHEN YOU WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR?
1659
01:07:51,942 --> 01:07:53,110
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
1660
01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:57,239
ROBBIE, THAT'S
ANCIENT HISTORY.
1661
01:07:57,239 --> 01:07:58,574
WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT YOU NOW.
1662
01:07:58,574 --> 01:07:59,700
DON'T YOU SEE, MOM?
1663
01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:01,076
THAT IS ABOUT ME.
1664
01:08:01,076 --> 01:08:02,578
ACTUALLY, MA...
1665
01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:04,789
I WANT TO KNOW, TOO.
1666
01:08:04,789 --> 01:08:07,249
[SIGHS AWKWARDLY]
1667
01:08:10,419 --> 01:08:13,047
YOU KNOW I LOVE BOTH OF YOU
MORE THAN ANYTHING,
1668
01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:15,090
AND I LOVE
BEING A MOTHER,
1669
01:08:15,090 --> 01:08:16,091
I ALWAYS HAVE.
1670
01:08:16,091 --> 01:08:19,094
BUT, WELL,
THERE WERE TIMES
1671
01:08:19,094 --> 01:08:22,640
WHEN I WOULD GET SO
OVERWHELMED WITH IT ALL,
1672
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,391
THAT I WAS AFRAID
1673
01:08:24,391 --> 01:08:28,229
IF I DIDN'T LEAVE
FOR A FEW HOURS,
1674
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:31,148
I MIGHT END UP
LEAVING FOR GOOD.
1675
01:08:31,148 --> 01:08:32,525
WHERE DID YOU GO, MOM?
1676
01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:34,735
NOWHERE EXOTIC.
1677
01:08:34,735 --> 01:08:37,655
THE MOVIES, THE MALL.
1678
01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:40,324
SOMETIMES, I'D HIDE OUT
IN A MOTEL.
1679
01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:45,037
JUST, YOU KNOW,
UNTIL I FELT BETTER.
1680
01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:49,166
LOOK, I-I KNOW IT WAS WRONG
FOR ME TO RUN OUT LIKE THAT,
1681
01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:51,460
BUT IT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO.
1682
01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,629
WELL, I GOTTA TELL YOU,
WHEN YOU WOULD LEAVE, I...
1683
01:08:53,629 --> 01:08:55,214
I THOUGHT IT WAS MY FAULT,
1684
01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:57,466
LIKE, SOMETHING I SAID TO YOU
MADE YOU GO.
1685
01:08:57,466 --> 01:09:00,219
OH, ROBBIE...
1686
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,804
NO.
1687
01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:03,472
COME HERE.
1688
01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:04,849
AW, COME HERE.
1689
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:07,268
AW, YOU AND MARIA
1690
01:09:07,268 --> 01:09:10,855
ARE THE BEST KIDS
A MOTHER COULD HAVE HAD.
1691
01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:12,606
IT WAS JUST...
1692
01:09:12,606 --> 01:09:16,318
I MEAN, DON'T YOU BOTH
JUST NEED A LITTLE SPACE
1693
01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:18,320
SOMETIMES?
1694
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:20,823
I KNOW YOU DO.
1695
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:22,616
ANYWAY...
1696
01:09:22,616 --> 01:09:24,994
THE LAST TIME
I LEFT--
1697
01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:26,745
CHRISTMAS.
1698
01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:27,830
[SIGHS]
1699
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:30,791
CHRISTMAS, YEAH, I KNOW.
1700
01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:34,712
I NEVER SAW SO MANY LOUD AND
ANNOYING PEOPLE UNDER ONE ROOF,
1701
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:36,672
I THOUGHT MY HEAD
WOULD SPLIT OPEN.
1702
01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:40,259
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING,
1703
01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:43,512
I COULDN'T HAVE
GOTTEN THROUGH ANY OF IT
1704
01:09:43,512 --> 01:09:46,223
WITHOUT YOUR FATHER.
1705
01:09:46,223 --> 01:09:49,935
HE WAS SUCH A PRINCE,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
1706
01:09:51,770 --> 01:09:53,856
I THINK WE DO NOW, MA.
1707
01:09:56,692 --> 01:10:00,279
I MEAN, I WON'T LIE TO YOU,
IT WAS TOUGH AT TIMES,
1708
01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:03,616
BUT WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
YOU HANG IN THERE.
1709
01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:06,827
YOU FIND A WAY.
1710
01:10:06,827 --> 01:10:10,915
OTHERWISE, IF YOU RUN,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING.
1711
01:10:19,256 --> 01:10:22,509
HEY, JULES, I HEAR
YOU'RE FLYING SOLO AGAIN.
1712
01:10:23,677 --> 01:10:24,887
SAID WHO?
1713
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,680
GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY.
1714
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:30,017
WELL, SHE'S WRONG.
1715
01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:30,893
OKAY.
1716
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:31,894
SO, CHECK IT.
1717
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,188
I JUST SCORED
AN INVITE
1718
01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:36,482
TO THAT TIMES SQUARE FIESTA
HAPPENING TOMORROW NIGHT.
1719
01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:38,233
MM-HMM.
1720
01:10:38,233 --> 01:10:41,904
SAVE ME A MIDNIGHT KISS, OKAY?
1721
01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:02,466
YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE.
1722
01:11:02,466 --> 01:11:03,717
YO, ROB, IT'S PATRICK.
1723
01:11:03,717 --> 01:11:06,095
LISTEN, TOO BAD AND ALL
ABOUT "TEMP CHICK,"
1724
01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:07,513
BUT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
BLOWING OFF MY SHINDIG
1725
01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:09,264
AT THE BAR TOMORROW TONIGHT.
1726
01:11:09,264 --> 01:11:11,767
AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING
THAT C-NOTE YOU OWE ME, EITHER!
1727
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:13,435
LATER, BRO.
1728
01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:14,853
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
1729
01:11:28,409 --> 01:11:30,619
...SO, THE ANDERSON
AND ANDERSON ACCOUNT, THEN--
1730
01:11:30,619 --> 01:11:31,787
[KNOCKS BRISKLY] HEY.
1731
01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:33,080
ROB, I'M IN A MEETING.
1732
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,208
THIS WILL ONLY
TAKE A SECOND.
1733
01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:37,334
I'M IN.
1734
01:11:37,334 --> 01:11:39,128
I WANT THE JOB.
1735
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,671
ROB, DO YOU KNOW
PETE HALLOREN?
1736
01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:43,382
SENIOR ART DIRECTOR
AT STEADMAN AND KANE?
1737
01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:48,512
GOOD TO MEET YOU, ROB.
1738
01:11:48,512 --> 01:11:49,888
CAN'T WAIT TO BE
PART OF THE TEAM.
1739
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:53,559
SORRY, ROB,
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
1740
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:06,780
SORRY ABOUT
THE INTERRUPTION.
1741
01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:08,365
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
1742
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:44,735
[MUSIC BLASTING]
1743
01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:46,487
[RADIO PLAYS]
GOOD EVENING, NEW YORK,
1744
01:12:46,487 --> 01:12:49,448
IT'S NOW T-MINUS FOUR HOURS
TO THE NEW YEAR,
1745
01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:52,618
SO KEEP IT ON YOUR HOLIDAY
CONNECTION, 94.7 WNYJ,
1746
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:57,873
WHERE IT'S NEVER TOO SOON
TO GET THE PARTY STARTED.
1747
01:12:57,873 --> 01:12:59,583
[CROWD CHEERING]
1748
01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:02,878
...SO THEN
ON JANUARY 2nd,
1749
01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:05,422
I'M GOING TO GO TO BUFFALO
FOR THE I.C.P.C.
1750
01:13:05,422 --> 01:13:08,509
THE I.C.--
INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION
1751
01:13:08,509 --> 01:13:09,885
OF PODIATRISTS AND CHIROPODISTS.
1752
01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:12,596
IT SOUNDS EXCITING.
1753
01:13:15,724 --> 01:13:16,391
JEFFREY!
1754
01:13:16,391 --> 01:13:17,810
SORRY.
1755
01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:18,727
FORCE OF HABIT.
1756
01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:22,940
[TV PLAYS]: THERE'S
NO BETTER PLACE ON EARTH
1757
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:23,941
TO BE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE
THAN RIGHT HERE
1758
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:27,069
IN TIMES SQUARE
WITH THE PERSON YOU LOVE.
1759
01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:28,821
RIGHT, HONEY?
1760
01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:30,322
ALL RIGHT, BILL,
1761
01:13:30,322 --> 01:13:31,907
YOU CAN HEAR THE EXCITEMENT
ALL AROUND US HERE,
1762
01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:35,452
AS PEOPLE ANTICIPATE
THE COMING YEAR...
1763
01:13:35,452 --> 01:13:38,997
[CELL PHONE BUZZES
WITH MESSAGE ALERT]
1764
01:13:42,626 --> 01:13:44,628
[DIALS FOR MESSAGE]
1765
01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:46,588
HELLO, ROB?
BRADSHAW HERE.
1766
01:13:46,588 --> 01:13:48,298
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED,
1767
01:13:48,298 --> 01:13:50,843
AND, LOOK,
YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE GUY.
1768
01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:51,718
I ASKED YOU FIRST.
1769
01:13:51,718 --> 01:13:53,429
THE JOB IS YOURS.
1770
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,638
AND HEY, DON'T WORRY,
1771
01:13:54,638 --> 01:13:56,765
NO ONE'S GOING TO
CLIP YOUR WINGS.
1772
01:13:56,765 --> 01:13:58,058
NOW GO OUT
AND CELEBRATE.
1773
01:13:58,058 --> 01:14:00,727
[HANGS UP]
1774
01:14:00,727 --> 01:14:03,355
[♪♪]
1775
01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:05,357
DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE CORN
1776
01:14:05,357 --> 01:14:07,818
CAN THROW YOUR ENTIRE
SYSTEM OUT OF WHACK?
1777
01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:09,611
I'M TALKING BACK PAIN,
1778
01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:11,905
HIP TRAUMA,
1779
01:14:11,905 --> 01:14:13,031
BURSITIS!
1780
01:14:13,031 --> 01:14:14,658
[GASPS IN PAIN]
1781
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,536
OH!
1782
01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:18,287
MY HEAD.
1783
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,247
I THINK I HAVE A MIGRAINE.
1784
01:14:20,247 --> 01:14:21,540
[WINCING]
1785
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:22,833
I REALLY SHOULD GO.
1786
01:14:24,668 --> 01:14:26,044
YOU KNOW,
MAYBE IT'S THE ALCOHOL.
1787
01:14:26,044 --> 01:14:28,505
THE CHEMICAL COMPOUND IN ALCOHOL
CAN REALLY CAUSE A--
1788
01:14:28,505 --> 01:14:29,840
OH, MY GOSH, JEFFREY!
1789
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,175
I DON'T HAVE A MIGRAINE.
1790
01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:32,551
I...
1791
01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:35,345
JUST DON'T WANT
TO BE HERE WITH YOU.
1792
01:14:37,181 --> 01:14:38,849
IT WAS TOTALLY
UNFAIR OF ME
1793
01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:40,017
TO INVITE YOU,
1794
01:14:40,017 --> 01:14:41,977
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
1795
01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:45,480
SAME THING I WAS THINKING
WHEN I ACCEPTED.
1796
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:49,234
WHO WANTS TO BE ALONE
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE?
1797
01:14:57,075 --> 01:14:58,994
DO YOU MIND IF I GO?
1798
01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:02,289
DO YOU MIND IF I STAY?
1799
01:15:02,289 --> 01:15:05,375
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
1800
01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:12,424
HEY, I'M A PODIATRIST...
1801
01:15:15,802 --> 01:15:17,512
WHERE TO, LADY?
1802
01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:19,556
OCEANIC PLAZA, PLEASE.
1803
01:15:22,726 --> 01:15:24,102
AH, HEY,
THERE'S MY HOMIE!
1804
01:15:24,102 --> 01:15:25,562
WHOO!
1805
01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:29,024
I KNEW YOU WOULD NOT
LET DOWN YOUR BEST BUDDY, HMM?
1806
01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:31,944
MM! MM-MM...
1807
01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:33,070
MM!
1808
01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,947
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
1809
01:15:36,114 --> 01:15:37,199
THANKS, MAN.
1810
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:38,075
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT.
1811
01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:40,244
THERE IS PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM,
1812
01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:42,037
AND PLENTY MORE
WHERE THEY CAME FROM.
1813
01:15:42,037 --> 01:15:44,915
IF YOU CANNOT MEET
SOMEBODY TONIGHT,
1814
01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:48,752
YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE OFFICIALLY DEAD, HMM?
1815
01:15:48,752 --> 01:15:51,171
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GOING
TO GO GRAB ANOTHER BEER,
1816
01:15:51,171 --> 01:15:54,049
I'M JUST GOING TO KIND OF
KEEP IT LOW-KEY TONIGHT--
1817
01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:55,676
WHOA! HEY, MAN,
IT IS NEW YEAR'S EVE!
1818
01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:57,928
NOW, DO YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN
OR NOT?
1819
01:15:57,928 --> 01:15:58,804
HUH?
1820
01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:00,639
I'M HAVING PLENTY OF FUN.
1821
01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:01,682
NO!
1822
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:03,100
NO, YOU ARE NOT, ALL RIGHT?
1823
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,101
I KNOW YOU.
1824
01:16:04,101 --> 01:16:06,061
YOU'VE GOT YOUR MIND
ON TEMP CHICK.
1825
01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:10,232
YOU KNOW WHAT,
THIS IS GREAT, BUT...
1826
01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:11,733
I'VE GOT TO GO HOME, MAN.
1827
01:16:11,733 --> 01:16:13,068
NO, HEY, NO!
1828
01:16:13,068 --> 01:16:14,111
NO, NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
1829
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:15,028
COME ON, MAN.
1830
01:16:15,028 --> 01:16:15,737
HAPPY NEW YEAR, PAL.
1831
01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:17,072
BE SAFE.
1832
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,241
HEY!
1833
01:16:22,077 --> 01:16:24,079
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1834
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:29,918
HEY, MOM. WHAT'S UP?
1835
01:16:31,753 --> 01:16:33,922
GRANDMA WHAT?
1836
01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:35,424
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
1837
01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:46,435
[ROAR OF EXCITED CROWD]
1838
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:06,288
WHAT'LL IT BE?
1839
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:09,124
CAN I HAVE
A CHARDONNAY, PLEASE?
1840
01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:12,502
ACTUALLY, NO, I'LL HAVE
A VODKA TONIC, TWO LIMES.
1841
01:17:12,502 --> 01:17:14,838
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD
NEVER GET HERE.
1842
01:17:14,838 --> 01:17:16,631
WHERE'S JEFFREY?
1843
01:17:16,631 --> 01:17:18,300
TWO FEET UNDER.
1844
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,801
IT'S A LONG STORY.
1845
01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:20,969
OH.
1846
01:17:20,969 --> 01:17:22,554
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
1847
01:17:22,554 --> 01:17:24,681
LOVE POTION #9.
1848
01:17:24,681 --> 01:17:26,516
BUT SO FAR, NOTHING.
1849
01:17:26,516 --> 01:17:27,643
YOU?
1850
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,227
VODKA TONIC.
1851
01:17:29,227 --> 01:17:31,605
OOH. DRINK, UP,
SWEETHEART.
1852
01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:33,523
IT'S GOING TO BE
A BUMPY NIGHT.
1853
01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:35,567
MOM!
1854
01:17:35,567 --> 01:17:38,737
WAIT, GRANDMA.
IS SHE...
1855
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:41,406
ARE YOU OKAY?
1856
01:17:41,406 --> 01:17:42,324
THEY CALLED US
1857
01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:43,658
AND SAID SHE COULDN'T
BREATHE,
1858
01:17:43,658 --> 01:17:45,327
SO WE THOUGHT FOR
SURE THIS WAS IT.
1859
01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:46,787
[BUTCH]: BUT
WHEN WE GOT HERE,
1860
01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:47,829
SHE WAS BACK TO NORMAL.
1861
01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:50,123
DOCTOR SAYS
SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE.
1862
01:17:50,123 --> 01:17:52,376
IT WAS JUST A LITTLE
OF LOW BLOOD SUGAR, THAT'S ALL.
1863
01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:53,794
IT'S NOT MY TIME.
1864
01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:55,837
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE,
BUT IT'S NOT.
1865
01:17:55,837 --> 01:17:58,757
I STILL GOT FEW THINGS
I WANT TO SEE.
1866
01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:01,426
LIKE ROBBIE MARRYING
THAT SWEET JULIE.
1867
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:03,470
GRANDMA,
1868
01:18:03,470 --> 01:18:05,514
YOU REMEMBER
I TOLD YOU
1869
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,682
THAT WAS A FAKE RELATIONSHIP?
1870
01:18:07,682 --> 01:18:09,351
LISTEN TO YOUR OLD
GRANDMA, ROBBIE.
1871
01:18:09,351 --> 01:18:11,353
MAYBE THE RELATIONSHIP WAS FAKE,
1872
01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:15,482
BUT WHAT I SAW BETWEEN YOU TWO,
THAT WAS REAL.
1873
01:18:16,983 --> 01:18:18,443
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I ACTUALLY DO HAVE, UM,
1874
01:18:18,443 --> 01:18:20,612
I DO HAVE A LITTLE BIT
OF NEWS FOR EVERYBODY TONIGHT.
1875
01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:23,448
YOU ARE LOOKING AT
1876
01:18:23,448 --> 01:18:25,450
THE NEW SENIOR
ART DIRECTOR
1877
01:18:25,450 --> 01:18:27,619
FOR THE BRADSHAW
ADVERTISING GROUP.
1878
01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:30,038
REGULAR, PERMANENT.
1879
01:18:30,038 --> 01:18:30,997
FULL-TIME.
1880
01:18:30,997 --> 01:18:32,374
WAY TO GO, ROBBIE!
1881
01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:33,959
[LAUGHING WITH DELIGHT]
ROBBIE...
1882
01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:35,669
CONGRATS.
1883
01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:36,711
CONGRATULATIONS, SON.
1884
01:18:36,711 --> 01:18:37,629
THANKS, DAD.
1885
01:18:37,629 --> 01:18:39,548
MAYBE MIRACLES
REALLY CAN HAPPEN.
1886
01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:41,383
YEAH. YOU SEE, ROBBIE,
1887
01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:43,468
IF YOU JUST GET OUT OF
YOUR OWN WAY,
1888
01:18:43,468 --> 01:18:44,761
YOU CAN HAVE
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
1889
01:18:44,761 --> 01:18:45,971
[THERESA]: OR ANYONE.
1890
01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:49,474
IT'S MY DYING WISH, ROBBIE.
1891
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:52,978
I LOVE YOU.
1892
01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:54,062
I LOVE YOU GUYS. I-I...
1893
01:18:54,062 --> 01:18:55,981
I'VE GOT TO GO.
1894
01:18:57,649 --> 01:18:59,151
I'LL CALL YOU AT MIDNIGHT.
1895
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:00,694
ROBBIE, WAIT!
1896
01:19:00,694 --> 01:19:03,155
OH, THIS IS STRANGE.
1897
01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:05,073
I SEE A HORSE.
1898
01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:07,701
IT'S GALLOPING
DOWN THE STREET.
1899
01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:08,618
AND YOU'RE ON IT.
1900
01:19:09,703 --> 01:19:10,746
MOM, I LOVE YOU.
1901
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:12,539
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1902
01:19:12,539 --> 01:19:13,832
BUT YOU'RE NOT PSYCHIC, OKAY?
1903
01:19:13,832 --> 01:19:15,876
NEVER HAVE BEEN,
NEVER WILL BE.
1904
01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:16,751
ALL RIGHT?
1905
01:19:16,751 --> 01:19:18,003
I'M GOING TO CALL
YOU GUYS LATER.
1906
01:19:18,003 --> 01:19:18,920
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
1907
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,131
I LOVE YOU.
CALL YOU AT MIDNIGHT.
1908
01:19:21,131 --> 01:19:22,924
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
1909
01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:24,634
A HORSE?
1910
01:19:24,634 --> 01:19:25,886
YES!
1911
01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:38,732
[RADIO PLAYS]: A QUICK LOOK
AT WHAT'S HAPPENING
1912
01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:39,983
OUT THERE ON THE STREETS.
1913
01:19:39,983 --> 01:19:41,067
TRAFFIC IS CRAZY
1914
01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:43,028
FOR A SEVEN-BLOCK RADIUS
AROUND TIMES SQUARE TONIGHT
1915
01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:45,030
WITH TRADITIONAL
NEW YEAR'S EVE GRIDLOCK
1916
01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:46,239
LOOKING WORSE THAN EVER.
1917
01:19:46,239 --> 01:19:48,033
SO IF YOU'RE LATE
FOR YOUR MIDNIGHT DATE,
1918
01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,076
WE HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU,
1919
01:19:50,076 --> 01:19:51,203
RUN!
1920
01:19:55,415 --> 01:19:57,542
[SLURPING DRINK]
1921
01:20:01,463 --> 01:20:04,216
TELL ME, GORGEOUS,
1922
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:06,801
DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE?
1923
01:20:06,801 --> 01:20:08,136
WHAT'S YOUR POINT, HUCK?
1924
01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:09,804
WELL, DON'T
FIGHT IT, BABE.
1925
01:20:09,804 --> 01:20:10,972
SOMETHING
1926
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:14,267
CLEARLY COSMIC
BROUGHT US HERE TOGETHER,
1927
01:20:14,267 --> 01:20:17,813
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW,
1928
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:20,065
FOR ONE EXPRESS PURPOSE.
1929
01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:22,317
IN THAT CASE,
I DON'T BELIEVE IN FATE, NO.
1930
01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:23,235
HMM.
1931
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,820
WHAT ABOUT
OUR MIDNIGHT LIP-LOCK?
1932
01:20:25,820 --> 01:20:27,072
HUCK, ARE YOU
1933
01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:28,740
THAT SELF-ABSORBED,
1934
01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:33,036
OR JUST SO DENSE
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW
1935
01:20:33,036 --> 01:20:36,289
THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY,
POSITIVELY
1936
01:20:36,289 --> 01:20:40,252
NO INTEREST IN YOU WHATSOEVER?
1937
01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:45,840
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
1938
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:47,092
SO IT'S NOT HAPPENING?
1939
01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:48,927
I'M LEAVING.
1940
01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:50,178
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
1941
01:20:50,178 --> 01:20:51,221
WHAT?
1942
01:20:51,221 --> 01:20:52,722
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
IT'S NOT EVEN MIDNIGHT!
1943
01:20:52,722 --> 01:20:55,934
JULIE, CAN'T YOU JUST
WAIT 10 MORE MINUTES?
1944
01:20:58,144 --> 01:21:01,856
LOVE THE ONE
YOU'RE WITH?
1945
01:21:01,856 --> 01:21:07,195
[ROAR OF TRAFFIC
AND PARTY-GOERS]
1946
01:21:28,258 --> 01:21:29,134
JULIE!
1947
01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:50,363
MOM, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
YOU'D BETTER BE RIGHT.
1948
01:21:50,363 --> 01:21:52,240
[HORSE WHINNYING]
1949
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:52,991
HEY!
1950
01:21:54,909 --> 01:21:56,369
HEY, COME BACK HERE!
1951
01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:00,582
HEY! GET BACK HERE NOW!
1952
01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:15,388
[HORSE WHINNIES, ROB YELPS]
1953
01:22:22,562 --> 01:22:24,356
WHOA, WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT!
1954
01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:31,196
WHOA! SORRY.
1955
01:22:31,196 --> 01:22:32,197
ROB?
1956
01:22:33,573 --> 01:22:35,075
GET OFF THAT HORSE!
1957
01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:41,456
OH, MY GOSH!
1958
01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:45,126
OH, MY GOSH.
1959
01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:46,336
ROB?
1960
01:22:46,336 --> 01:22:48,380
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1961
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:50,048
[GROANS] YEAH. YEAH.
1962
01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:54,094
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1963
01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:54,969
ON A HORSE?
1964
01:22:54,969 --> 01:22:58,682
I, UH, I COULDN'T
GET A CAB.
1965
01:22:58,682 --> 01:22:59,808
YOU MIND TELLING ME
1966
01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:02,602
WHERE THE HELL YOU WERE
GOING WITH MY HORSE?
1967
01:23:02,602 --> 01:23:04,688
YES. OF COURSE
I CAN, OFFICER.
1968
01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:06,147
YOU SEE, SIR,
1969
01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:08,608
YOUR-YOUR HORSE WAS THE ONLY
MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION
1970
01:23:08,608 --> 01:23:09,567
THAT WAS AVAILABLE TO ME
1971
01:23:09,567 --> 01:23:12,153
BY WHICH I WAS ABLE
TO CATCH UP TO
1972
01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:13,655
THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
RIGHT HERE
1973
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:14,614
AND TELL HER
1974
01:23:14,614 --> 01:23:15,782
HOW VERY MUCH
I LOVE HER.
1975
01:23:15,782 --> 01:23:18,076
SO, YOU SEE, SIR,
1976
01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:19,494
I MEAN,
I'M SURE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
1977
01:23:19,494 --> 01:23:22,038
WITH IT BEING
NEW YEAR'S EVE AND ALL
1978
01:23:22,038 --> 01:23:25,500
THAT IT WAS JUST SOMETHING
THAT I HAD TO DO.
1979
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,168
RIGHT?
1980
01:23:27,168 --> 01:23:28,336
IS HE ON THE LEVEL?
1981
01:23:28,336 --> 01:23:32,590
ACTUALLY, I THINK HE IS.
1982
01:23:34,342 --> 01:23:35,677
ALL RIGHT.
1983
01:23:35,677 --> 01:23:37,011
I'D BETTER FIND OUT
1984
01:23:37,011 --> 01:23:38,972
YOU AND YOUR LADY FRIEND
RAN OFF AND GOT MARRIED,
1985
01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:41,433
OR YOU'RE GONNA BE SHOVELIN'
HORSECHIPS IN CENTRAL PARK.
1986
01:23:43,309 --> 01:23:45,562
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MA'AM.
1987
01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:49,274
[HORSE WHINNIES]
1988
01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:51,276
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
1989
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:52,694
THE OTHER NIGHT AT THE HOSPITAL,
1990
01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:55,739
WHEN YOU TOLD ME I WASN'T
BEING HONEST WITH MYSELF,
1991
01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:58,199
YOU WERE...
YOU WERE RIGHT.
1992
01:23:58,199 --> 01:24:00,410
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER
LET YOU GO,
1993
01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:01,327
IT'S JUST THAT,
1994
01:24:01,327 --> 01:24:03,997
I HAD NEVER MET A WOMAN BEFORE
1995
01:24:03,997 --> 01:24:06,666
THAT I NOT ONLY WANTED TO SPEND
THE WHOLE HOLIDAY WITH,
1996
01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:09,335
BUT WAY BEYOND.
1997
01:24:12,297 --> 01:24:14,841
AND THAT SCARED ME,
1998
01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:17,343
SO I USED THE EXCUSE
THAT YOU LEFT YOUR FIANCE
1999
01:24:17,343 --> 01:24:20,847
AS A WAY FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU
BEFORE YOU COULD LEAVE ME.
2000
01:24:20,847 --> 01:24:24,726
AND THAT WAS WRONG,
2001
01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:27,771
AND IMMATURE,
2002
01:24:27,771 --> 01:24:29,522
AND I'M SORRY, JULIE.
2003
01:24:29,522 --> 01:24:30,732
YOU KNOW, ROB,
2004
01:24:30,732 --> 01:24:32,442
JUST BECAUSE YOUR MOM
USED TO DISAPPEAR ON YOU,
2005
01:24:32,442 --> 01:24:33,985
IT DOESN'T MEAN
EVERY WOMAN WILL.
2006
01:24:33,985 --> 01:24:37,405
I KNOW THAT NOW.
2007
01:24:37,405 --> 01:24:38,907
AND, FOR THE RECORD,
2008
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:40,617
I DIDN'T LEAVE BEN
2009
01:24:40,617 --> 01:24:42,285
BECAUSE
I'M SOME TERRIBLE PERSON.
2010
01:24:42,285 --> 01:24:43,787
I LEFT HIM BECAUSE
I DIDN'T LOVE HIM--
2011
01:24:43,787 --> 01:24:46,414
NOT THE WAY THAT
2012
01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:50,418
I ALWAYS DREAMED
I WOULD LOVE SOMEONE.
2013
01:24:54,255 --> 01:24:55,507
IS THIS A DREAM COME TRUE?
2014
01:24:55,507 --> 01:24:57,509
YES.
2015
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:06,518
[CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
2016
01:25:06,518 --> 01:25:08,103
[LAUGHING IN EMBARRASSMENT]
2017
01:25:12,732 --> 01:25:14,526
HAPPY NEW YEAR, JULIE.
2018
01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:16,444
HAPPY NEW YEAR, ROBBIE.
2019
01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:18,071
COME ON.
2020
01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:19,656
[CROWD COUNTING DOWN]
2021
01:25:19,656 --> 01:25:20,615
EIGHT, SEVEN,
2022
01:25:20,615 --> 01:25:24,118
SIX, FIVE, FOUR,
2023
01:25:24,118 --> 01:25:28,540
THREE, TWO, ONE!
2024
01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:30,625
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
2025
01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:31,793
[EVERYONE CHEERING]
2026
01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:34,295
[RADIO PLAYS]: YES,
THE CLOCK STRUCK 12:00
2027
01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:36,714
AND NOW
IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.
2028
01:25:36,714 --> 01:25:38,967
FROM YOUR FRIENDS
AT 94.7 WNYJ,
2029
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:41,803
HERE'S WISHING YOU
YOUR BEST YEAR EVER.
2030
01:25:41,803 --> 01:25:44,138
JAM-PACKED WITH SUCCESS,
HAPPINESS,
2031
01:25:44,138 --> 01:25:46,891
AND, MOST OF ALL, LOVE.
2032
01:25:46,891 --> 01:25:49,102
[♪♪]
2033
01:26:21,634 --> 01:26:23,011
♪ OH...
2034
01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:23,970
♪ LET'S GO!
2035
01:26:23,970 --> 01:26:25,972
♪ GRAB YOU HAND NOW
2036
01:26:25,972 --> 01:26:27,348
♪ EVERYBODY NOW
2037
01:26:27,348 --> 01:26:29,475
♪ HOT NIGHT IN THE CITY
2038
01:26:29,475 --> 01:26:31,686
♪ IN THE WATER IN THE WELL
2039
01:26:31,686 --> 01:26:33,021
♪ MAMA AIN'T GONNA
SLEEP TONIGHT ♪
2040
01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:34,522
♪ SHE'S GONNA BREAK ON
OUT OF HER CELL... ♪
2041
01:26:34,522 --> 01:26:35,899
♪ I'M TELLING YOU
2042
01:26:35,899 --> 01:26:37,525
♪ LET'S GO
2043
01:26:37,525 --> 01:26:38,735
♪ WE'RE BREAKING DOWN
FOR DOUGH ♪
2044
01:26:38,735 --> 01:26:39,861
♪ LET'S GO
2045
01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:41,571
♪ WE'RE TAKING OVER THE FLOW
2046
01:26:41,571 --> 01:26:42,530
♪ LET'S GO
2047
01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:43,698
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, COME ON
2048
01:26:43,698 --> 01:26:45,325
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE
LET'S GO ♪
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