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MATILDA:
My doctor, Dr. Edwards,

told me everything I know
about Grandpa's illness.

Grandpa has Alzheimer's.

People with Alzheimer's
forget a lot of stuff.

I mean, I forget to do my
homework, or brush my teeth,

but with my grandpa,
it's different.

He forgets
pretty much everything.

My parents want
to put him in a home,

but that's just gonna
make things worse.

So, I'm taking him on a trip
to Venice to make him better.

He remembers loads
about Venice,

even though
it's been like 100 years

since he and Grandma
went on their honeymoon there.

MATILDA:
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Me and Grandpa are
having a great time.

And I brought my inhaler,
so don't freak out.

We're having breakfast on the
train, actually, right now.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Grandpa, do you
wanna say something?

- Who to?
- Mom and Dad.

Hello?

We're having a great time.

No one's there.
Poop on them.

Yeah. Poop on them.
See you tomorrow.

Or maybe the day after.

- Love you.
- Bye!

Bye!

Where are you going?

To the john.

Okay.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

(SMACKS LIPS)

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTS
OVER PA)

Oh, shit! Grandpa!

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(BRAKES SQUEALING)

(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

Grandpa!

MATILDA: That's us.
My Grandpa Amadeus and me.

I think I get why Grandpa
is the way he is.

Mom and Dad spend their whole life
thinking about what might happen

at work,
to the new house, to me,

or going over
and over the past.

But sometimes it's just best to
focus on what's going on right now.

It all started
when Grandma died.

PRIEST: Margaret was certainly one of the
most glamorous women in our little community.

Do you think they're
going to burn her?

Who?

Your grandma, silly.

Are you mad? No way.

Okay, then she'll just
get eaten up by worms.

My grandma's in a coffin.

They can chew through coffins.

Sharp little worm teeth.

Yeah.

Can we change the subject?

What's England like?
Did you make new friends?

Not really.

Did you meet the queen?

Yes, I did.

- She said to say hi.
- (CHUCKLING)

Margaret's passing leaves us all
with a huge hole in our hearts.

But as long as a person
lives in our memories,

she's never forgotten.
She is never forgotten.

Amadeus will now
say a few words.

AMADEUS: Thank you.

My Maggie

was just wonderful.

She had the biggest heart

and breasts.

Big, beautiful breasts.

(GIGGLES)

She always laughed
at my stupid joy, jokes.

Right up to the end.

What bees make milk?

Boobies.

(EXHALES)

And I always ate that
apple pie of hers.

You know, the one with

the cinnamon crust
and the squirty cream.

She hadn't made that in years.

I know that.

Actually,

I was never crazy
about that pie.

But I always ate it
when she made it.

Because people
are just creatures.

Creatures of habit.

I would've loved
something different.

Fruit cake, perhaps?
No, no, no.

I don't like fruit cake.

Pecan pie, maybe?

Or, what are they called...
You know, uh...

Cream puffs.

They make the best cream puffs
down at...

The intersection there...

Where the...
It's a new house...

(STAMMERS)

They thingamajigged
the house...

They squeezed it in...

I don't...

They...
Oh, stuff it up your ass.

Stuff it up your ass.

But I'd love a slice
of that pie now.

My darling Elizabeth.

Elizabeth?

It's his mother.

Nick,

one day I hope
you'll find a woman

that's as wonderful as
your mother was for me.

What am I gonna
do without you?

(CLICKS TONGUE)

Arrivederci, my love.

Arrivederci.

Arrivederci.

(SIGHS)

(MOUTHING) Grandma.

MATILDA: After the funeral,

Dad asked Grandpa if he wanted to
come and live with us in England.

But Grandpa didn't want to. He said
he couldn't leave Grandma all alone.

So, we went back to England
without Grandpa.

But three months later,

Grandpa called

and told Dad that he couldn't remember
the way to the cemetery anymore.

Tildy!

My little principessa!

(LAUGHING)

I'll take that.

I've seen this guy before.

Come on in.

Here. Have a seat right here.

Okay. Okay.

- Would you like a cookie?
- Sure.

Did you take the bus?

No, Grandpa, we live
in England now, remember?

Oh, I know that!
I know that.

- MATILDA: Um, Grandpa...
- Mmm-hmm?

Why do you have
milk in your bookshelves?

No more room
in the dishwasher.

(CHUCKLING)

Margaret! Maggie!
Your son is here!

Dad.

Mom's... Mom's not here.

I know that.

Of course.

It's habit.

You looking for something?

Where's Roberta?

- Roberta?
- Your housekeeper.

I fired her.

You fired her?

Why'd you do that?

She was stealing from me.

What did she take?

Your sister's jewelry.

Dad, I don't have a sister.

But you always
wanted one, didn't you?

(CHUCKLES)

Is this the jewelry
you're talking about?

It's all there.

Huh.

I'm glad
she brought it all back.

Coffee?

Grandpa,

aren't you supposed to keep
those locked up somewhere?

Honey, if the Russians came

you wouldn't wanna have
your gun locked up.

That's not a real gun.

Watch this.

(EXHALES)

NICK: You got any milk?

Okay. Black, then.

- MATILDA: Whoa!
- (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)

(CHUCKLING)

Oh, boy.

- (LAUGHING)
- Dad!

- Have you completely lost your mind?
- (LAUGHING)

Give it!

Have you completely
lost your mind?

Where did you get this?

Not at Trader Joe's,
that's for sure.

Honey, are you okay?

- MATILDA: Yeah.
- Oh, brother.

I got an idea.

Why don't you come back
and live with us for a while?

Yay!

Only if you've got something
you want me to do.

There'll be plenty
for you to do.

Right, sweetie?

We can get Grandpa
to help out with the garden.

We just want you back home.

But I need...

I need to take some of my...

- This stuff.
- Yeah.

This.

Dad, you can bring
whatever you want.

I'll arrange a shipping
container or something.

Just... No guns, okay?
No guns.

AMADEUS: And Cindy's
okay with this?

Who?

- Your mom.
- NICK: Oh, Sarah.

Mom will be okay with it.
I promise.

You've got your own

en-suite bathroom, Amadeus,

and I left some fresh towels
for you on the bed.

And you can walk
to school with me.

I'm right across the hall.

- Where's Jack?
- Jack? Who's Jack?

My dog.

Is he tied up outside?
He doesn't like to be tied up.

Jack died, Amadeus.

Last Christmas, wasn't it?

Here. You can have
Benny instead.

He's really soft. And he doesn't
smell half as bad as Jack did.

NICK: Honey, this is ridiculous.
I have to go. I have a meeting.

- I can't miss this.
- No, I'm late.

I've got a pitch
this afternoon.

I'm cutting it really
close as it is.

I cannot miss this meeting.

You promised me you were going to
move to England for my career, right?

- That was the deal.
- Mmm-hmm.

I moved to America for yours,
now it's my turn.

- I can't be late.
- For once.

I have made every school visit since
Tilda was four years old, so...

That's not true.

Yes, it is!
Please don't do this to me.

Please, do not do this
to me. Hi!

Sorry about that. Here we are.

- Here we go.
- No worries. Thank you. Great.

If you just turn
to page four...

- Four.
- NICK: Okay.

Obviously, Matilda did
have some issues settling in.

'Cause it was a very big move
for you, wasn't it, Matilda?

I was wondering if you felt
like things were improving.

'Cause I know that you miss your
family in America very much.

Well, she has been
settling in, right?

Yes, definitely.

She's already started saying things
like "bath" instead of "bath."

Thank God.

- No, I don't.
- SARAH: Yes, you do.

Or you could if you wanted to.

Well, as you can see,
her marks have improved

a little bit.

I'm sorry,
but I've gotta go.

Tilda, darling,
I'll see you later.

I'll take that.

Do you want me to
take this, or do you...

I was wondering how you were
feeling about things, Matilda.

Fine, thanks.

That's wonderful.

So, is there anything else?

I wanted to go over some of
our extracurricular activities

that we offer, because I really
feel that they could help Matilda

cement some of these
new friendships.

Could you e-mail me
the details?

I'm so sorry.

I'm late for a pitch,
which is pretty important, but...

I love you, darling.
Well done. I'll see you later.

Thank you so much,
Missus, um, Miss...

- Seager.
- Seager! Yes, of course! I know that.

We're so thrilled everything
is going brilliantly

and so proud of you,
darling. Okay?

Bye. Thank you. Bye.

MATILDA:
My parents work a lot.

Dad works for a bank.

He got a new job in London after
he spent too much time with Penny,

his office manager
in Connecticut.

We went back here
because Mom grew up here

and wanted to be
close to her mom.

Then, Dad found out
that Mom made out

with her new boss
at the Christmas party

because she was still mad
at him about Penny.

Dad got really upset.
But Grandpa just said,

"If the roosters can do
it to the hens

"then the hens can do
it to the roosters."

I guess Dad didn't really agree,
because now he works all the time.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

- Yeah.
- Nick. The police just called.

What do you mean,
the police just called?

Your father's with them now.

- Where?
- They're down at the station.

Well, what's he doing there?

- Is he hurt?
- No, no. He's not hurt, he's fine.

- What is it?
- You might want to sit down.

I'm sitting down.

Stop rambling and tell
me what it is.

- What is it?
- I'm not rambling on.

I'm just trying to tell you
what your dad has done, Nick.

- And I'm waiting.
- He's filed a missing persons report...

...for your mother.

That's fine.

- I'm sorry.
- You're good.

I'll just clean it up
real quick.

Hello. Hi.

I'm Mrs. Ross. I've come
to pick up my father-in-law.

The elderly gentleman who
reported his wife is missing.

- Yes.
- Yeah. He gave us this.

Do you know who she is?

Yes, that's my late
mother-in-law, when she was young.

This was supposed to be
her missing persons photo.

Sorry to have
taken up your time.

Can I take him home now?
Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thanks.

AMADEUS: Very nice
of you to say that.

SARAH: Here you are, Amadeus.

That's Maggie.

Isn't she beautiful?

All the boys
were chasing her.

They all wanted to
be with her,

but she chose, well,
she wanted, you know...

You wanted to show your photo
to the policemen?

Why on earth would I do that?

SARAH: I don't know.
You tell me.

Maybe I wanted to boast a bit.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

- Well, you ready to go home now?
- Oh, no.

I don't want to.
I want to stay here with this officer.

She's been really kind.

- She's got a kind face.
- Thank you.

- Yes, she does, but I'm sure she's very busy.
- (MOUTHING) Thank you.

So, let's get you home.
Come on.

Up you go. Come on.

Thank you so much.

Bye.

One, two, three, four, five.

- And three next time...
- Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on a second.

- What?
- That's five?

Stop moving my pieces.

- I think that was...
- No! Come on, can you count?

One, two, three,
four, five, thank you!

Okay, just checking.
I know you like to win.

Well, I know you hate to lose,
which in this case,

you're going to, 'cause all I need
is a three next time and I have won.

Again! Here you are.
It's your turn.

(SARAH CLEARS THROAT)

Amadeus, hello?

Let him take his time.

I'm just trying to figure
out my next move.

We're not playing chess.

- Just let him figure out his next move, Mom.
- Okay, fine.

Sorry. Carry on.

If I go left, they'll
cut me off here.

MATILDA: That wouldn't be
a good move at all,

but you have a clear run
if you go this way.

You think?

Look, you can't go this way,

you said it yourself.

And you'd be in danger
of getting ambushed

if you went this way.

If you take this route,
you'll be fine.

Thanks!

Seven, eleven.

Oh, dear!

Look what you've done. Oh, no!

Where did it go?

- Wait, where was it?
- This was...

I know, but it's important,
because if we don't...

- So can you put them back where...
- A six!

A six!

- Really?
- Yeah, a six.

- It looks like a six to me.
- AMADEUS: Six.

One, two, three,
four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine...

- Ten.
- NICK: You see that?

- We got a winner!
- MATILDA: Amadeus!

SARAH: No. You...
You rolled a six.

- Honey. Honey.
- MATILDA: Mom!

Not a 10.

- Mom!
- What? I'm sorry, but we can't...

There's no point playing unless
we play by the rules. Really!

Why does it upset you
when someone else wins?

Because it's pointless!

Who's in favor of us
playing by Grandpa's rules?

- (HORN HONKS)
- NICK: All right.

Ooh! At last!

What is that?

Dad's belongings.

I wanted him
to feel at home here.

Well, thanks for telling me.

You're welcome.

Wait, he...

That doesn't look
very good, Nick.

You should stop him because...

- It looks like he's about to...
- Yeah. Excuse me...

God!

(SPEAKING IN ARABIC)

You absolute plonker.

What do you think a rearview
mirror was invented for?

Great! Thank you.

Not even a scratch!
The truck is fine!

Thank you so much! A very professional
moving company, thank you!

Don't worry,
Cinder-ah, I'll tip 'em!

Cheers, mate.

Watch your step. Try not to
break everything this time.

Yes, boss.

I'm just saying.

Thanks, mate.

How has this happened? I feel like I'm
on Candid Camera or something, Nick.

That's it, good work.

What is that? A fridge?

This here? That's a bookcase.

SARAH: A bookcase? What?
NICK: It's for his books.

How much did you have to pay to get his dirty
old fridge shipped across the Atlantic?

I don't know.
I had the office take care of it.

How did this happen? I'm not running
some sort of storage facility, Nick!

- This is so depressing!
- Honey, honey...

It's his stuff. It's important
to him and it makes him happy.

SARAH: Well, that's all
that matters, I guess.

What the...

Bloody idiots!

What did I just say
at the bottom of the stairs?

And you were like,
(MIMICS) "Yes, boss."

You two morons are
gonna pay for this!

So, does anyone know
where the fridge goes?

Yeah, yeah.

The fridge goes
in the bathroom.

Stop! Stop!

Amadeus!

I don't mean
to be rude, Amadeus.

I'm so sorry, but I'm afraid
it's just too much stuff!

I know it's your things... No!

But listen, either it's got to
go all in the barn over there

or else it's got to
go in your bedroom.

Do you understand me?
And I mean all of it.

Amadeus, okay?

Okay, guys,
let's get out of here!

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Sir, may I come in?

Hey, big guy.

(CHUCKLES) Good one.

We, uh... We found this
in the back of the truck.

Now it's back!

She is gonna be
so glad you found this.

Here, let me give you...

- Let me give you some...
- No, no, no. Sir, please.

You've already
given us plenty.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.

You take care
of yourself, okay?

Yeah.

(AMADEUS CLICKING TONGUE)

You're a real doll.

(SMACKS LIPS)

Amadeus, could you
pass the bread, please?

Amadeus?

The bread?

What about it?

Could you pass it, please?

- Thank you, but I was asking your dad.
- Here you go.

(CLICKING TONGUE)

Amadeus,
please stop doing that.

It's really annoying
when we're trying to eat.

- Honey, honey...
- Mom!

Can we just try and have
an enjoyable evening?

- Well, are you going to ask him to stop, then?
- Dad?

No one's allowed to do anything here.
I should've stayed home.

This is your home.

It was more fun there...

Dad, this is your... Dad.

Don't throw your food, please.

All right, fine, carry on.

Please, carry on
clicking your tongue

and throwing food around the place.
Fine. I've had enough anyway.

No, I don't feel
like it anymore.

What a shame.

Yeah, it's your own fault.

Bored, huh?

Tell me again
how you met Grandma.

Yes, please, do tell us again.

Why don't you
tell us the story

on how you met your boss?

How did you two meet?

NICK: I guess I told him.

I was angry.
I don't remember.

That's convenient.

Must run in the family,
not being able to remember things.

- What?
- Nothing.

I know you don't
wanna hear this

but I think there's
something up with him.

He just needs time to
get over the shock.

Don't you think it'd be a good
idea just to take him to a doctor

and get him checked out?
Make sure he doesn't have

some kind of early onset
dementia or something?

No, he's fine.

He's fine,
you're fine, I'm fine,

our marriage is fine,
everybody's fine, we're all fine!

- Everything's fine!
- Are we gonna do this all night?

I gotta get some shut-eye.

Okay.

I don't get it.

That math teacher is no good
at explaining anything.

Maybe he's a retard.

You can't say
"retard" here, Grandpa.

Well, then,
maybe he's an asshat.

What's an "asshat"?

You know, someone

who has a hat on their ass.

How do you take your coffee?

Grandpa, I'm only 10.

Coffee's good for your brain.

Well, okay, then.
Coffee's good.

Damn machines.

Why do they have to make
everything so complicated?

You have to put water in it.

Oh.

Okay.

- Darn thing!
- Do you want me to help?

Wait...

Yeah, it's gotta brew
for a minute.

Can you help me with my math?

Can't your friends help you?

You had to do calculations when
you were a veterinarian, right?

Sure. Yeah, sure.

We didn't do this in school.

We always just let
our fractions

stay whatever size they like.

Then, should I do that?

Sure. Sure, why not?

They look pretty good
the way they are.

Okay, thanks.

SARAH: Anyone seen the honey?

Amadeus,
have you had any honey?

I'm allergic to honey.

- (CHUCKLES)
- Oh!

You're a pretty lady.

- Hello?
- How about the two of us

going for coffee
somewhere, huh?

Just the two of us.

SARAH: Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
Oh, how awful.

Go! Get off! Get lost!

- Absolutely fine.
- Get lost!

Get!

- (LAUGHING)
- Fine, no problem.

I hope you feel better.
Okay, bye.

- Damn it!
- MATILDA: What's wrong?

The gardener, he's still ill.
He's been off for weeks.

- Well, Grandpa could help.
- I could help.

I need something to do.

Well, do you think you could manage it?
You really feel confident you could do it?

Mom, he's not a baby.

All right, well,

just deadhead the roses, and
then, tidy up the borders a bit.

Do you know what?
The hedge could do with a bit of a trim,

just a couple of inches
or something.

You don't have
to tell me, Sandra.

It's Sarah, Amadeus.

That's a good name, too.

Who made that?

I did.

Whoo! You're a pretty lady.

I'll see you later.

♪ These bones, they are aching

♪ They're getting
weaker every day

(MOTOR SPUTTERING)

♪ Like I won't hear

(MOTOR REVVING)

♪ Like those doctors say

♪ And they're aching bad

♪ Every single day

♪ Like I won't hear

♪ Like they always say

♪ So take me back
to Hollywood town

♪ Where it's warm, now

♪ Where it's warm

♪ The folks round here say,
"Boy, you never had it so good"

♪ You don't know you're born

♪ You're born

♪ And I know you don't like
what I'm doing

♪ But baby,
you don't understand ♪

SARAH: What are you doing?

AMADEUS:
I'm trimming the, uh...

- What?
- The thingamajiggy.

I said that much!

It's that much.

Spot on.

If you ask me, I thought
it was much nicer before.

No, no.

- If you want me to leave this section, or...
- Stop!

Do you want me to
cut it down, Sandra?

- Oh, my God!
- It's your decision.

Oh, God!

NICK: Well, you've always
wanted an English garden, right?

What's that got to do
with an English garden?

Why has an English garden got a big
hole in the middle of the hedge?

That's not an English garden.
That's just a wrecked garden.

To tell you the truth,
I kinda like the look of it.

I think that it makes the place
look bigger. It's kinda nice.

Do you know how many fucking years
it takes to grow a hedge that high?

Mom! You cannot
say the F-word!

- Sorry, sweetheart, I can't help it.
- No cursing, honey.

Nick, what are you
gonna do about this?

What's he gonna
wreck next, you know?

Buy a new hedge.

- Hi, Dad.
- Buy a new hedge?

Sorry, where'd you get those?

From your garden.

Do you like 'em?

(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

Are you deliberately trying
to drive me mad?

- No.
- No?

No, no, no.

I'm trying to apologize
to you, Sandra.

- Sarah.
- I didn't shear... Sarah.

I didn't
cut myself properly...

No, the...

- Hedge.
- Hedge!

Stop! Stop, Amadeus!

Do you understand,
maybe, possibly

why I might just
be a bit upset?

You know what?
We're gonna have a party here, right?

And all these people
are gonna come,

and instead of
a beautiful hedge

they're gonna see nothing!

Just a big gap now!

- Mom!
- And then, when they come into the garden...

- Mom!
- ...there aren't gonna be any flowers anymore

because you cut them all!

- May I please...
- Do you what?

Dad, we really
are so appreciative that

you want to help out
around the house.

However, I think
what Sarah's trying to say,

and I think we're all in
agreement on this, is that

if you have some
questions about gardening,

it might be a good idea to check
with Sarah first before you...

- It was Mom's idea!
- Right? I think...

Okay, how about this?
I've got a better idea, Dad.

How about, just

no gardening. None.

Elizabeth always loved roses.

Mom's name was Margaret.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

VIVIAN: Hello, darling.
SARAH: Hi, Mum.

You sound odd.

I'm just finding it
quite difficult with Amadeus.

Lovely Amadeus?
What do you mean?

He's just being
really weird

and forgetful,

and I'm sure that
he's got some...

You just have to be patient.

You have to learn to
look at it with...

Humor.
Humor and wisdom.

And that is the key.

Darling, it can teach you

a lot about yourself,
and it's called love.

Speaking of love, how's Nick?

Keeps his eyes shut as normal.

Doesn't wanna see what's
in front of him,

- you know?
- Well, you know you have that problem sometimes.

I mean, don't we all?

Okay, Mum.
Well, listen, I'm really busy.

I've got to go, okay?
I'll call you later.

Darling, don't forget,
wisdom and humor.

- Okay, bye. Love you. Bye.
- Bye.

MATILDA: Every morning,
Grandpa would take me to school and back.

Sometimes, he was himself,
and sometimes not.

Like, he started taking things and
leaving them in the wrong places.

(SNIFFING)

Once, he took a cooked chicken out of
the fridge and put it in his closet

and Mom didn't find
it for a week.

(GAGGING)

He would get up in the middle of
the night and walk around the house.

AMADEUS: Maggie?
Are you there?

Ah! (CHUCKLES)

You... Oh, no, it rains

all the time here.

- It's... In fact, I think it's...
- Dad. Dad.

(MUMBLING)

MATILDA: Dad says old people get
confused and he'll settle down.

Mom doesn't talk
about it anymore.

She just spends more
and more time at work.

I'm hungry.

(SIGHS)

Tell me a story, Grandpa.

A story?

About you and Dad
when he was my age.

I once took your dad camping
with some friends

in the 40-acre field
behind the house.

Grandpa told us it was crawling with
bears at night, just to scare us.

I did. I did.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

He said we had to arm ourselves
with all the tools in the shed

just to defend ourselves
against the bears, right?

Just to be able
to make it back and forth

from the barn
without getting eaten.

We had everything in that tent.
We had pitchforks,

axes, we had handsaws,
you name it.

You took your fishing rod.

You remember that?

How could I forget?

As if you could
chase off a bear

with a fishing rod.

And then Grandpa goes out
to take a leak, right,

and we hear this
strange, loud roar like...

(HOWLING)

Grandpa comes runnin' back in,
and he says, "It was a bear."

And I say, "Bears don't howl."

And he said, "Around
here, they do, son."

You know, I still don't think
there's any such thing as

a howling bear.

That was me.

(NICK SNAPS FINGERS)

- You never told me that before.
- You never asked me.

(MOUTHING) Come here.

(AMADEUS CHUCKLING)

Dad, listen, I, uh...

I spoke to a doctor.

He thought it might be a good
idea if you came in to see him.

Why?

Well...

Because

I'm an idiot? That is all?

- No.
- I'm an idiot.

- Absolutely not.
- Is that what...

Of course not.

- You think I'm...
- No, Dad. Come on.

You think I'm losing it.

Well, well...

I'm not gonna go
see a damn doctor.

- Wait.
- He might be able to help. Keep an open mind.

- No!
- All right, well, he might be able to help.

- No!
- Okay.

Now you sound
like your mother.

Did she want you to
go to the doctor, too?

I can't remember anymore.

(VOICE BREAKING)
I don't remember anything.

But he, I know,
he definitely...

He can't help me.

I know that definitely,
for sure.

- (MOUTHING) Okay.
- Well...

SARAH: Did you talk to him?

He's not going.

(SIGHS)

Great. So what are
you gonna do now?

Nothing.

What do you want me to do?
Force him? How do you do that?

How do you force an old man
to go to the doctor

- when he doesn't want to go to the doctor?
- I don't know.

How did you force me to
take in all of his old junk?

You just do it
without telling him.

He's got Alzheimer's
or something, Nick.

I'm exhausted.
I can't carry on like this anymore.

Neither of us have slept for weeks.
It's just too much.

We can't manage on our own anymore, Nick.
We need help.

Tomorrow,
I have to go to Berlin.

Wait, what, Berlin?
But that's not in the calendar.

James, he called me at the
end of the day yesterday.

We've got to close
this, the Pfeiffer deal.

Okay, but there's a problem,
because I've got my pitch,

and you were meant to be
taking Tilda to the doctor.

And Therese isn't here,
so how are we gonna make that work?

That's taken care of.

- Really?
- Dad's got it.

- Are you joking?
- It was Tilda's idea.

She even made him
a neck pouch.

What do you mean, "a pouch"?
What, like, Paddington Bear pouch?

Like, with his name and address on it.
Well, that's really helpful.

(STAMMERING)
I don't know who that is.

Paddington Bear?
You don't know who Paddington Bear is?

No. Must be an English thing.

If you're gonna be sarcastic,
it's not gonna help.

He takes her
to school every day.

Matilda knows where
the doctor's office is.

He's trying to be useful.

Let him.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

MATILDA:
Hey, Dad. Where are you?

- I'm in Berlin, remember?
- Cool.

Did Grandpa pick you up?

Of course, we're there now.

Okay. Can I talk to him?

Grandpa's busy
filling out forms right now.

- He's filling out forms?
- Yeah.

Let me talk to him.

- Yeah. And they're calling us in!
- Tilda, let me...

- Bye!
- Tilda?

- MATILDA: Hi.
- Hi.

I have an appointment.
Matilda Ross.

- You're very late, Matilda.
- Sorry.

Um... Are you here alone?

I'm afraid we can't see
unaccompanied minors.

Oh, um...

- My grandpa's in the men's room.
- Oh.

I think he's going to
be a while in there.

He ate something bad.

Ooh.

- Poor chap.
- Yeah.

Okay, then, I'll tell
Dr. Edwards that you're here.

Thank you.

(MATILDA EXHALES)

One more.

That sounds fine.
No obstructions.

- Can you help me with my zipper?
- Of course.

- You've been using the new inhaler?
- Yeah.

Can I ask you something?

Of course.

What's Alzheimer's?

Why do you ask?

I think my grandpa has it.

Well, my mom thinks he has it.

Is your mother a doctor?

- No.
- Right.

But my dad says my mom knows
goddamn everything.

(CHUCKLES)
Tell me about your grandpa.

He gets confused.

Does he forget things?

Most definitely, yes.

That's normal.

Happens when you get older.

Hmm. I bet you never put
a chicken in the wardrobe.

Alive or dead?

Dead.

Fair point.

Sweetheart,

I baked your favorite cake.

I used your recipe.

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

I guess I forgot
it in the kitchen.

I'll be back
in a second. Yeah.

Don't go anywhere.

Now, imagine all these books

are your grandpa's brain.
And because of the illness,

now and again,
some of the books start falling over.

The moment one falls,

he forgets what's inside it.

Depending on how he's doing,
some of the books might right themselves,

but others
fall over instead.

As the illness progresses,

more fall over.

And in the end,

more books
fall off the shelf,

completely,

until, one day...

He doesn't know anything?

(SIGHS)

What can I do
to make him better?

Well, you can give
him things to do

so he feels needed and useful.

That's important.

When he says or does things
that seem odd,

you should act like
he makes perfect sense to you.

Step inside his world.

That will help him.

Strange.
Who put those in there?

Oh!

(EXCLAIMING)

SARAH: Amadeus?

Amadeus?

Amadeus!

- Wait. Wait.
- Oh!

It's all right.
Just stay there, okay?

I'm on fire!

(CRYING)

Amadeus?

Are you all right?
Are you hurt?

I was trying to make a cake.

Don't cry, it's...
Don't cry, it's okay.

Don't cry, it's okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

Somebody put their high
shoes in the oven.

Somebody put their high
shoes in the oven?

AMADEUS: You're mad at me,
aren't you?

No, I'm not mad
at you, all right?

Do you want to have
a bite of cake?

- What?
- You want a bite of cake?

(STAMMERING) I'd love to,
but you know what, I'm on a diet.

No, don't. I'll tell
you what, shall we...

We'll just have
a tiny bite, shall we?

A little taste. Okay?

Let's get it out
of the oven and...

Wow!

Look at that.

(LAUGHS)

That's not bad.

That was Maggie's
favorite recipe.

- Really? It's pretty yummy.
- Good.

Do you want a bit?

That's good. Yep.

What are you doing up there?

Looking for the honey.

- Did you bake this?
- No, your dad did.

Have a bit if you want.
It's not nearly as bad as it looks.

I ate on the plane.

- How was Berlin?
- It was good.

- Is everything okay?
- No, not really.

Your father forgot to take
Tilda to the doctor's.

No, he didn't. I spoke to her.
He picked her up.

No, she just told you he did.
I spoke to the surgery.

And by the time I got home,
the kitchen was on fire,

and so was your dad.
I had to put him out.

If I'd got here any later, the house would've
burnt down, and your dad would be dead.

You'd be having to identify him
with his dental records, probably.

Thank God Tilda was
still at the doctor.

This is crazy, Nick!
This can't happen again!

And I'm sorry,
but it's your fault!

- My fault?
- Yes!

- How is it my fault?
- You're refusing to accept reality!

No, the reality that
you're refusing to accept

is that
you weren't here, either.

- What?
- You could've rescheduled that pitch.

- No!
- Are you kidding me?

It was your responsibility
to take her to the doctor.

That was the deal.

I'm new to my job!
I can't call up Serge the night before...

Serge? Oh, now
it's about Serge!

What'd you pitch this time?
Your boobs?

I'm sorry, what?

No, I'm curious.
What did you pitch to Serge this time?

Your boobs or your ass?

Nice.

You're no saint, either! I'm not the
only one who screwed up, remember?

Dad.

- (SIGHS)
- (URINATING)

Oh, my...

Dad, you wanna
shut the bathroom door?

Are you going to get the
fridge from his room, or am I?

MATILDA: School finished
for the summer.

I spent it all with Grandpa,
and I showed him London.

Grandpa and I went sightseeing,
and he taught me that

when you gotta try your luck
at least once a day,

because you could be going
around being lucky all day

and not even knowing it.

♪ When the miles extend

♪ When I can't pretend anymore

♪ When my power bends

♪ When I'm face to face
with the dust on the floor

♪ Life is never fair

♪ None of us can see
beyond our eyes

♪ I am always scared

♪ Oh, but I always rise

♪ We're on the upswing,
flying high

♪ We're on the upswing,
you and I ♪

MATILDA: Dr. Edwards told me
that people with Alzheimer's

are often best at remembering things
that happened a long time ago.

So, me and Grandpa used to look at
this old photo album all the time.

Even though I can recite all his
stories word-for-word in my sleep,

it was just so wonderful to hear them,
because he always looked so happy.

Ah. That is the Lido.
That's the beach.

Grandma and I had arguments
with the "lifestyle."

- Margaret liked to go skinny-dipping.
- She did?

Yeah, that would upset
the lifeguard a lot.

She would just take off her
swimming suit and go in nude.

She always got her way 'cause she
could argue anyone under the table.

Where's... Where's that?

Well, Saint Thingamajiggy.

Look at all these seagulls.

Margaret thought
they were cute

until one of them crapped
on her Caprese salad

right while she was eating it.

(CHUCKLES)

I miss Grandma.

Me, too, princess.

Me, too.

You know, when I die,

we'll be together up there.

I don't... I don't
want you to die, Grandpa.

Oh, don't be silly, princess.

Everyone has their time.

And when...

When Maggie and I
get back together again,

we're gonna have
one hell of a party!

We'll really shake it up.

(CHUCKLING)

MATILDA: I didn't believe
in heaven then,

but I thought it was so nice of him
to try and comfort me like that.

Really, it should've been me
comforting him.

After that, I started
filming Grandpa a lot,

like my parents did with me
when I was a baby.

The way I see it,

is when it gets to the stage where
he can't remember anything at all,

he'll really like
to watch these videos.

Happy birthday.
How does it feel?

How does what feel?

- To be 76.
- I'm 76?

- I thought I was 42.
- (LAUGHS)

What's your favorite color?

Red.

What's your favorite animal?

Dog.

How does it feel
to forget everything?

Oh, it's like

a head full of honey.

All gummed up.

How long have you had
this honey in your head?

Since I can't
think straight anymore.

Uh, but I have a...

I have a...

Let's see, I...

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Ruff! Dog.

What's that?

It's got everything in here
I need to remember.

It's from...

It was written by...

Grandma made it for me.

May I?

(CHUCKLES)

Did Grandma know that
she was gonna die?

No.

It must have been me
that wrote it.

She...

She's dead, isn't she?

Yes, Grandpa.

(SOBBING) See, I knew that.

Ooh.

And what do you think
you might be doing later?

(CHUCKLES) Let me check
with my wife, okay?

(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

Mum.

We're gonna have
so much fun tonight.

But first, we have to
have a little toast.

To Amadeus. Happy birthday.

To me? What?

A toast, Amadeus.
For your birthday?

I'm not thirsty.

No? (CHUCKLES)

- One more time?
- Yes.

ALL: Happy birthday!

I told you I'm not thirsty!

Are you an Alzheimer, woman?

The aioli.

VIVIAN: Well, the champagne's good anyway.
SARAH: Yes.

NICK: Dad, Dad...

That's to dip
your bread in, Amadeus.

- Oh, God.
- Uh...

- Goodness.
- NICK: Dad, that's not soap.

SARAH: Don't put it
on your face.

NICK: Dad, that's to eat.
That's for eating.

Oh, dear.

Sweetie, not you. No.

- Don't, don't...
- SARAH: Tilda, stop it. No.

- Don't.
- You're encouraging him.

Don't. Mum, tell her.

- No, no, you're the mum.
- NICK: Don't play with your food.

- Thank you very much for that.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.

Well, I read that olive oil
is really good for your skin.

(BLOWS NOSE)

So, where were we?

I think I'm going
to have sea bass.

Sea bass.

- With asparagus.
- Mmm-hmm.

What's it called when it's
still very hard?

(CHUCKLES)

Al dente.

Yes.

- And you, madam?
- I would like the tuna tartare, please.

- And you, miss?
- Mac and cheese, please.

That's an excellent choice.
That's our signature dish.

What are you
in the mood for, Dad?

I just wanna go home.

NICK: Sure,
we're gonna go home.

We're gonna have a little dinner
first, for your birthday.

How 'bout some...

(SIGHS)

- Calves' liver, yeah.
- No, no, no.

Just scratch that order.
He doesn't eat calves' liver.

- Okay.
- Dad. Dad.

What are you in
the mood for, Dad?

What do I eat?

- What do I usually eat?
- NICK: How about a Caprese salad?

Right, yeah?
Two Caprese salads.

Two Caprese salads. Thank you.

NICK: It's okay, Dad.

(SOBBING) I just
wanna go home.

(DOOR CREAKING OPEN)

(SIGHS)

(AMADEUS SNIFFLING)

What's... What's wrong,
Grandpa?

Well, it feels so...

So...

Bad?

So awfully, awfully,

when you don't know
anything anymore.

Everything's empty.

If you want to write,
you can't.

There's just
something inside that's

stopping it from happening.

Can you still remember
what you wanted to write?

You... You write.

Okay.

For Tilda.

My dear...

- Dear...
- Granddaughter?

No! I get to decide
what we write.

Okay.

The day will come

when I won't

remember...

(SIGHS)

(VOICE BREAKING) That you

are you.

But whatever happens,

you must remember
one thing above all else.

That I love you,

and you are the most
wonderful princess

I could ever wish for.

(SNIFFLES)

♪ Can't touch this

♪ Don't act like a gangster
Can't touch this

♪ Don't act like a gangster

♪ You come round
making trouble

♪ But you are prancing
like a ballerina ♪

(YELLING) Shut up!
Just shut up!

What's wrong with you,
you idiot?

What's wrong with you?

Mr. Ross, this way, please.

I'll come in
and hold your hand.

- Huh?
- Want me to hold your hand?

It's an appointment
for you, remember?

Would you like
to come, too, sweetie?

- Why don't you come with us? Okay.
- Yeah.

So, I'll go wait right here.

I'm Dr. Holst.

Thought we could have
a little chat.

How are you doing today?

- Didn't you just ask that?
- No.

- So?
- So what?

How are you doing?

- You just asked that.
- Perhaps, but you didn't give me an answer.

- To what?
- To my question.

This is gonna be
one hell of a "little chat."

So, who have you
brought with you today?

My parents.

- (LAUGHS)
- Your parents.

(CHUCKLING)

Might that be
your granddaughter?

That's... That's what I said.

Can you tell me
how old she is?

She's got so much time
ahead of her.

Do you know how old she is?

Nope.

I can't even tell you how
old I was when she arrived.

You were...

You were 66.

- Mmm, 66.
- DR. HOLST: Sixty-six?

Mr. Ross,

can you tell me
what nine plus three is?

Oh, come on.

You don't know
what nine plus three is?

And you call yourself
a doctor? (LAUGHING)

No wonder
they lost the colonies.

Well, I'm from Louisiana,
so I didn't lose a thing.

Well, then, you were
on the right side.

- Here we go.
- Now, I've got a question.

- Are you ready?
- Yeah.

What's white
and lives in a bottle?

I'm sorry?

You haven't answered
my question.

What's white
and lives in a bottle?

Milk.

What do you put
in a milkshake?

Milk.

And what do cows drink?

- Milk.
- Aha!

Wrong. Water.

Cows drink water.

(LAUGHS)

Now, if you'll excuse me...

Where are you going, Mr. Ross?

Oh...

- I have things to do.
- Dad...

I'd like to finish
our little chat.

Well, my assistant will
arrange another appointment.

Right now,

- I have to get to surgery.
- NICK: Dad?

He was a veterinarian,
you know.

Hold on,
we'll be right with you.

(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)

MATILDA: For our summer party, Mom and
Grandpa agreed he'd stay in his room.

In exchange, he'd be allowed to watch
the big firework show at midnight.

- It's so nice you're all here.
- If I may?

- Serge?
- Sarah!

- What are you doing here?
- Well, that's a lovely welcome.

And your wife's here.

Well, she gets easily bored
at home alone.

(SARAH LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

- Nick knows about us.
- What?

- Nick knows about us.
- How?

- 'Cause I told him.
- Are you kidding?

No, I'm not kidding.

I'd never have come if I'd known,
nor would I have brought my wife.

- Amadeus?
- Mmm?

What on earth
do you look like?

It's Fourth of July.

Somebody has to represent
the colonies.

- Have you sucked them all?
- They're excellent.

- You try one?
- No, thank you.

- (SOFTLY) Help.
- VIVIAN: Amadeus!

- No, no, don't, Mum. No, no.
- Amadeus!

Oh, how delightful to see you.

You're dressed to kill.

Do I know you?

Ha-ha, you old soldier.

I got to leave.

No, no, wait, wait.
We're going to party.

No, no, no, you're not going to party, Mum.
Let him go, please.

Nice job, buddy.
I'm loving the music.

Yeah, it's not bad.

It was all LPs in my day.

LPs, yeah. Gotta have a wee.
Can you watch out here?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Hey. There's a problem.

- What's up?
- Promise you won't get cross.

Why would I get cross
with you? What's up?

- Promise me.
- I promise.

- Serge is here.
- I'm sorry?

- Serge is here.
- You're kidding me.

No, I'm not kidding you.

- Well, tell him to leave.
- I can't do that. He's my boss.

- You tell him to leave or I will.
- No, you won't.

(GLASS SHATTERING)

SERGE: Ah!

You must be Nick!

Sarah, you certainly got lucky.
What a handsome fella.

And talking of lucky...

- Have you met Nora, my wife?
- Hi.

Yes! So nice to meet you, hi!

Lovely to meet you.

Nice to see you. This is Nick.

NICK: My hands are...

(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)

So, how are you finding England, then?
A bit quieter than New York?

Um, well, we were
in Connecticut, actually,

which isn't quite
the Big Apple, but so...

Yeah, Sarah likes to create
her own excitement.

- Don't you, honey?
- Nick.

Well, she's certainly shaking up our
office. I'm delighted to have her.

- No shit.
- How's the dip?

I love it. What is it?

- It's, um...
- It's eggplant.

- Yeah.
- Mmm. Over here, we call it "aubergine."

Yeah, well, over there,
we call it "eggplant."

We can adapt now we're here.
We can call it aubergine, can't we?

What's wrong
with eggplant, honey?

It's been eggplant
for the last 11 years.

I like eggplant.
I love eggplant.

I'm just saying,
what's the big deal?

Maybe it is
a big deal to me.

SARAH: Well, if you care
about it so much,

maybe you could talk to me
about it once in a while.

Could you two
give us a minute?

- No, Nick...
- No, it's fine.

Serge, don't. No.

- I wouldn't. Please. Serge, I...
- SERGE: Come on, Nick.

Look, I just wanted to say...

Listen, I am...

What happened with your wife
at that Christmas party,

it was a one-off.
You know, party,

booze, going crazy...

I mean, let's not sugarcoat it.
We've all been there.

We've all done it.
You've done it.

- I've done it?
- Penny?

- Penny?
- From your office?

She told you about Penny?

Well, I guess she had
to talk to someone.

Come on, Nico,

you've been dipping in the honeypot
yourself, you slick bastard.

Slurping away at the...

SARAH: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

(MUSIC STOPS)

Hey, Serge, are you okay?

Why'd you hit my husband?

Ask her.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, shit!

(SCREAMS)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

The Russians are coming!

(URINATING)

(SCREAMING)

Come on! Come on!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Dad, is everything okay?

Dad, what's up?

I love you.

That's the first time
you've ever told me that.

Did I ever tell you
how much I love you?

If you have,

then I've forgotten.

But don't take it personally.

Where's Sandra?

Sarah.

She took off for a couple days.
She'll be back.

Why would she do that?

- Dad...
- Did you two get in a fight?

You can tell me.

I'm your father.

Dad, don't you
remember anything?

No.

It's all gone.

There's just a hole in there.

It's never clear.

It is never clear
how it will progress.

Rapid deterioration may be followed
by a long period of stability.

Your father likes to hide
his confusion behind humor,

which I find intelligent,
very likable.

But what you need
to ask yourself is this...

Are you prepared
to take care of him?

Dealing with someone
with dementia

is a full-time job
and it's not easy.

If you reach the point...

Rather, when you reach
the point when you realize

you can no longer give your
father the care that he needs,

you will have to consider
the alternatives

before the situation
becomes critical.

I understand, Mr. Ross.
I really do.

My father had dementia, too.

I'm afraid there are no ideal
outcomes in this kind of situation.

There are simply
least worst ones.

The best thing you
can do right now is

find a good home for him
and get his name on the list.

(PHONE RINGING)

Leighton Fisher.

Hi, Pam. Can I
speak with my dad?

Oh, I'm afraid he's not here,
sweetheart.

Is he at lunch?

No, no, he's gone for the day.

- I think he went to look at a nursing home.
- A what?

For your grandpa.
Yep, yeah, that was it.

What? No.

Dad wouldn't do that.

Maybe I got it wrong.

No way.

Shit!

WOMAN: I'll be honest,
Mr. Ross.

Few residents
really want to move here.

And some do slide backwards,
faced with an unfamiliar environment.

But they adjust. We make sure
they have a routine, which helps,

and lots of activities.

And they often make new
friends, which is nice.

- Excuse me.
- Of course.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

What the...

- (WHISPERS) Hilda, no!
- Hello.

I'm Hilda.
You can call me Bunny.

- Okay.
- We met at the theater, didn't we?

Or was it the opera?

La traviata!

No, I think you're mistaking
me for someone else.

You're American!

- Hasn't he got a lovely accent?
- He has, yes.

Shall we have
a bit of a shag?

- Just a little one?
- Okay, okay, Hilda. That's enough now.

- That's enough now. That's enough now.
- Well, think about it.

- Hilda...
- Or we could do it in the...

You may be aware that

inappropriate sexual behavior
can be an issue with Alzheimer's.

Hilda's one of our
more challenging cases,

but we keep
a close eye on things.

And we would ensure
your father is shielded

from female attention
as far as possible.

Well, that's the last thing
he's gonna want, trust me.

You might wanna
shield them from him.

(NICK SIGHS)

- How am I gonna tell him?
- Don't.

He won't understand.

Think about what it's like when children
go to nursery for the first time.

They cry and throw
themselves on the floor.

And after just three days or so,
you can't get them to leave the place.

You have no reason
to feel guilty

if you decide to have your father
looked after by other people.

In fact, it will
be good for him.

Mr. Ross,

it's a difficult decision,
but please don't be concerned.

We keep our residents safe

and we do everything we can
to make them happy.

What are you
thinking about, Grandpa?

Venice.

Venice? Tell me again how the pigeon
pooped on Grandma's Caprese salad.

Grandma and I wanted

to take you to Venice
when you were older.

We wanted to show you
where we...

Where we fell in...

Show you where we...
To see where...

Did you know

that Pittsburgh has
more bridges than Venice?

(CHUCKLING)

I don't believe you.

Shall we go see for ourselves?

- To Pittsburgh?
- To Venice, silly.

I can't even find
my way to the...

What if we went

together?

I'm no good anymore,

at anything.

I'm worthless.

No, you're not, Grandpa.

I love you.

NICK: Hi.

Nick.

- Can I talk to Sarah?
- It's about time.

- Can I talk to her?
- She's asleep.

- At this time?
- Yes.

She's barely slept
the last few nights.

Why haven't you called?

Maybe 'cause I'm not
the one who left.

Don't play
the macho card with me.

You're the one
who ruined her party,

and made sure that everyone found out
about what happened between her and Serge.

Good work. Simply astounding.

- NICK: I'm sorry.
- Well, you tell her that.

Well, that's why I'm here.

How's Amadeus?

He's worse.

I think I'll put
the kettle on.

We're all out of tea,
so I thought this might do the trick.

Lovely.

(NICK CLEARS THROAT)

VIVIAN: Hmm.

- It's a martini.
- Hmm?

It's a martini glass you're looking
at, and if that's all you're gonna do,

- I'm gonna go back upstairs.
- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for being a dick.

I'm sorry I punched the guy,

although he had it coming,
and I'd do it again.

Look...

I just want you to come home.

I just want to make
everything better.

(AMADEUS SNORING)

(WHISPERING) Why is Grandpa
sleeping in your bed?

He had a bad dream.

He thought that the Russians
were coming again.

You're a really wonderful
girl, you know that?

I'm very proud of you.

See, I can take care of him.
You don't have to put him in a home.

Grandpa can't stay in the house
on his own anymore. You know that.

It's too dangerous
for him now.

You want to put him
in a home, too.

No, I want him to be somewhere
where he's safe and happy.

Happy? Happy in a home?
Well, why don't you put me in a home?

- I would be happy in a home.
- Tilda, that's not fair.

The place Dad's found is so
nice, and it's really close by,

and we can go every day
and visit him,

and pick him up and take
him out on fun days out.

Fun days out? I barely even
know what a fun day out is.

- You and Dad are always working.
- Well, we'll work less.

- That's what you said last year.
- It's all gonna be okay.

I promise.

Okay, well, good night.

MATILDA: "I promise you."

Mom and Dad have promised me a
million times that they'll work less,

but they never actually do it.

It's just work, work, work
for them.

Back in Connecticut,
Smilla's dad said that

the worst thing
parents can do

is to make promises to their
children and not keep them.

I stayed awake all night and
thought about what Dr. Edwards said,

and about Grandpa, and about the
fact that he needs a purpose.

That's why I had to take
things in my own hands.

(WHISPERING) Grandpa.
Wake up, wake up.

- They're back?
- No, they're still sleeping.

As long as the enemy is
sleeping, we're safe, then.

Exactly. Now let's go
conquer Italy.

I have to go to surgery.

No, you're not, Grandpa.
You're on a holiday.

Outside in 10 minutes,
all right?

What are you
looking for, Grandpa?

Someone stole the steering,
the steering thing.

It's on this side, Grandpa.

This is England, remember?

Ah.

Why did the Siamese twins
move to England?

- I don't know.
- So the other one could drive.

(LAUGHING)

Well, what are we waiting for?

Grandpa, I can't drive.

Boy, I can't remember
how the...

The, you know...

It's an automatic, Grandpa.

You have to put your foot
on the brake.

Yeah.

Push that.

(ENGINE STARTS)

Okay.

Purrs like a kitten.

Now, the gas.

Oh, my God!

Nick! Nick!

I think that was reverse.

No shit, Sherlock.

- Sherlock who?
- Holmes, silly.

I think we're being robbed!

You... Get up!

You've gotta get up!
You're gotta come downstairs. Come on!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop!

(SCREAMS)

♪ I need your danger

♪ I need your harm

♪ So pull me closer

(GRUNTING)

♪ Bring me down
when all is broken ♪

So do you wanna sit on my lap and
steer like we did on the tractor?

No, Grandpa, I have to
keep my seat belt on.

(HORN HONKING)

- Get out of the way!
- Grandpa, it's a one-way street!

I know it's a one-way street!

But they don't know that!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

It's the damn English drivers!
Get out of my way!

Bring it on!

Phew!

- Grandpa, it's a red light!
- I can see that.

Aah!

What are you doing?
It's a green light.

That's when I have to stop.

Two tickets
to Venice, please,

on the London
to Venice Express.

- Okay. Age?
- Ten.

Excellent,
then you get 20% off.

Great!

That will be £6,824, please.

What?

Is there a problem, miss?

Oh!

CLERK: If you'd just
like to enter your PIN.

1916.

Are you sure?

Battle of Verdun.

- First World War.
- Yes.

It's all gone through.

Enjoy Venice.

Thank you very much.

So, hang on.
You're... It's a...

- A tentative missing persons search?
- Uh-huh.

- That's all you can do?
- Yep.

- That's pretty weak.
- Well, that's what it is.

The child's in the care
of an adult.

A barely functioning adult,
as I've explained to you.

He's more likely to be in her
care, for God's sake!

You remember him,
he was in here a couple of months ago

looking for his dead wife!

- I don't.
- Well, have you got Alzheimer's, too?

Not that I'm aware of.

Perhaps you could
be more helpful, then?

- I'm trying to help, okay?
- Carry on.

- Thank you, thank you.
- Please, be my guest.

- Your father...
- Not really.

- Your father drove off with your daughter.
- Yes.

Do you want us to send
a helicopter

with an infrared camera
or something?

That would be great.

- That would be fantastic.
- I mean, your father is a grown man.

No, not really.

Thank you.

Thank you!
Thank you so much for all your help.

- My pleasure. Good luck.
- SARAH: Great help!

Another happy customer. Wow.

Do you know how much I...

Do you know...

I...

You know I...

You're a smart girl.

Just like your dad.
Very smart.

I wasn't always
a very good father.

Well, you're
an excellent grandpa.

Well...

How is everything?

Very good food.

Thank you, that's very kind
of you, sir.

AMADEUS: It's just that

it all comes in

huge hunks.

I mean...

It's very hard...

- Hard to handle.
- Yep.

I know. The size of steaks these
days, it's just ridiculous.

What about a pizza?
And I promise to have it cut up for you.

That's great!
That's a great idea.

You're a very nice man.

- I think you're very nice, too.
- MATILDA: I agree.

(BOTH SPEAKING
IN ITALIAN)

Always an honor to have
a veteran on board, sir.

Cheers.

SARAH: "Today, I talked
to Dr. Edwards for ages

"about Grandpa and Alzheimer's
and happiness and joy.

"Joy is the most important
thing for our brain.

"It's like the best kind
of fertilizer.

"It helps the brain grow and
repairs it when it breaks down.

"Dr. Edwards says
you can only reach your goals

"if you find joy
in pursuing them.

"Many old people no longer have goals
because they have no one to bring joy to,

"and no one is proud of them.

"No one needs them.
That's why they get sick.

"Their brains shrivel up
and they can't repair it

"because they don't
have fun anymore.

"Maybe Mom and Dad should have visited
Grandma and Grandpa more often,

"but they couldn't because they
always had to work so much.

"When Grandma died,
Grandpa didn't have a purpose anymore.

"But if I can give him
a new purpose

"and make him feel
that I really need him,

"then maybe he'll get better."

Can I help you, sir?

That's a nice watch
you have there.

It belonged to my father.

Well, make sure
you give it back to him.

Yeah.

AMADEUS: I'm back.

Grandpa?

(CHUCKLES)

Oh...

Oh, Maggie,
I love your breasts.

(GASPS)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Get off me, you old pervert!

- What's going on here?
- He tried to rape me.

- Who are you?
- Who are you?

I'm very sorry.

He is my grandpa.
He has Alzheimer's.

Oh.

It was nice meeting you.

Amadeus. Amadeus Alzheimer's.

- Dirk. Dirk Nowitzky.
- Dirk Nowitzky?

- Yeah.
- Well, you're much shorter than you are on TV.

I'm really, really sorry
for the mix-up.

- He didn't mean it.
- It's okay.

It was a pleasure
to meet you, Mr. Nowitzky.

By the way,

your wife

is so soft and nice to touch.

(CHIMES)

♪ I see green and yellow

MATILDA: Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
Me and Grandpa are great.

♪ From the clouds above

- Do you know where the thing is? Toilet?
- Right in here.

Thanks. Okay.

♪ Like we are armed with love

♪ And all the suckers on the
ground will see us lighting up

Oh, shit! Grandpa!

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Come on, Tilda!

♪ And all the suckers on the
ground will see us lighting up

♪ And all the suckers on the
ground will see us lighting up

♪ With their hands tied

- This way!
- No!

Save yourself,
I'll hold them off!

No, we're going to Venice!

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ When our time is up
and we're on the ground

♪ I'll be holding you

(SMACKS LIPS)

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ When our time is up
and we're on the ground

(BOTH SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

♪ We are armed with love ♪

(BOTH PANTING)

- What now?
- We'll just wait here until they've gone.

Oh, that's good thinking.

- Grandpa?
- Yeah?

- I have to take a wee.
- All right.

I have to sit down

on that toilet.

Okay, sit down, then.

Oh! Oh.

Well, you should sit down.

Yes, Grandpa.

Maggie used to sit down, too.

- MATILDA: Really?
- Mmm-hmm.

AMADEUS: (ON VOICE RECORDING)
No one's there.

- Poop on them.
- MATILDA: Yeah. Poop on them.

See you tomorrow.

Or maybe the day after.

- Love you. Bye.
- AMADEUS: Bye.

Very sweet.

So your dad and your daughter
are on a train, having a day out.

- That's right.
- Yes, and you're gonna find that train.

Madam, there are a lot of
trains in this country.

You know, all sort of
whizzing around.

Or not.

Depends on who runs
the rail franchise.

As I explained,
our daughter is 10 years old.

And her grandfather has dementia.
He's very forgetful.

Happens to us all, madam.

This morning I forgot
where I'd left my car keys.

My wife says I'd lose my head if
it wasn't screwed on, you know?

Are you saying you're not gonna help us
find our child? Is that what you're saying?

I've contacted
the British Transport Police.

Okay? But a child on a trip with her
grandpa is not really a priority.

The Transport Police will let us
know as soon as they've been located.

- But look, there are a lot...
- A lot of trains.

- Yes, you said.
- NICK: Right. A lot of trains, look,

we'll call the credit card companies,
maybe they'll be cooperative.

- Thank you.
- Smart thinking, sir. Very smart.

Do let us know
if you ever need a job.

(HUMMING)

MAN: Hello?

Hello?

Who's there?

It's the prime minister
of Sweden.

(GASPS)

I really got to take a leak.

Oh, no...

Uh, Prime Minister,
(STAMMERS) you...

This is not

a good restroom for you,
Prime Minister.

Hey, buddy.
Just open the door.

(SOFTLY) Um...

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(DOOR LOCK RATTLING)

(SIGHS) It doesn't work.

Just turn the lock
to the left.

- The left?
- Yeah.

Turn the lock to the left.

- Is it the police?
- No.

It's the Swedish
prime minister.

We should tidy up a bit.

Come on, guys. I'm joking.
I'm Mickey. I'm the janitor.

Oh...

You're the girl
that stopped that train.

Oh, and you're the...

You're the grandfather
with the Alzheimer's?

"Alzheimer"? Who?

Who has Alzheimer's?

Are they looking for us?

Oh, sweetheart,
this is Bolzano.

You stopped the London
to Venice Express.

That makes you headline news.

Well, I had to do it.
Or I'd have lost my grandpa.

Well, then,
it's perfectly reasonable.

Who has Alzheimer's?

Wait. You're American.

- I sure as hell am.
- Then what are you doing here?

I promised to leave

if they made
that nincompoop president.

- (SNICKERS)
- So I left.

I'm actually working on
a secret plan to free Melania.

I think she'd like that.

- Where are you from?
- Connecticut.

But now we live in London.
We immigrated.

Can you please help us?

Of course.

We immigrants,
we gotta stick together.

(SIGHS)

What are you doing?

I can't sleep.

Yeah, I know. I can't either.

Hey, are you still
looking for that honey?

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness!

What a rascal!

I must have asked him a hundred
times if he had seen my honey.

(NICK LAUGHS)

You want to know
what he said?

What did he say?

He said, (MIMICS AMADEUS)
"I'm allergic to honey."

(SARAH LAUGHS)

What a mess.

You want a whiskey?

It's nice to be nice
to each other again.

You think we fight
more than other couples do?

- Yes.
- You do?

Yes, I think
we definitely fight

a lot more than other couples.

Why is that?

It's our parents' fault,
I guess.

- You know what I think?
- What do you think?

I think it's because
we care for each other.

And that's why.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

- Who is it?
- Nothing. It's not her.

- Who is it?
- It's Serge.

- Serge?
- Yep.

- Serge.
- Yes, he says to say hi.

He says to say hi.

Yes, you can read it
if you want.

Oh. "Hi, Serge.
How's your jaw, asswipe?"

(SNORTS) Stop it.
That's not funny.

Poor Serge
is having a terrible time.

- "Poor Serge is having a terrible time"?
- Yes.

His wife's had him transferred
to the Huopalahti office.

She had him transferred?

Yes, her father
owns the company.

Where's Huopalalalapah?

- Huopalahti is outside Helsinki.
- Good.

Yeah, I thought you might quite
like that piece of information.

How come
you didn't get transferred?

Turns out that
I was just the last

in quite a long
string of indiscretions.

(CLICKS TONGUE) Aw,
that must feel really horrible.

- Almost kind of humiliating.
- No. Not really, no.

- You sure?
- I'm fine. I hate you.

- No, you don't.
- I do. I really do. I hate you.

- No, you don't. You love me.
- I hate... I don't.

No, I love Serge.

- No, you love me.
- I hate you.

- I hate you so much.
- You love me.

- You love me.
- I love you a tiny bit.

Hi, I'm Mickey.

I'm from Schenectady,
New York.

Now I live here in Bolzano.

I was in stocks,
now I'm a janitor.

Just get to the point, Mickey.

Anyway. This is to say,
dear Nick and, uh...

What's your mother
called again?

Sandra.

Dear Nick and Sandra,

your daughter has asked me
to let you know

that she and Amadeus here
are doing great

and you mustn't worry.

As soon as they get
to the City of Love,

she will give you a call.
Go pick them up.

"City of Love"?

- What's wrong with that?
- It's cheesy.

Just do it again
and say Venice.

Oh, no, bella.
I'm a one-take kind of guy.

Besides, my hair looks
great in that shot.

- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- MATILDA: Wait.

(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

- Did... Did you just send it?
- Yeah.

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

Wake up.

MATILDA: You weren't
supposed to send it

until we'd actually
gone there

because now they're gonna
know where we're going!

I... I just said
"City of Love."

That could be Paris
as well as Venice.

Right, so I'm traveling
from London to Paris

via South Tyrol?

Why not? I mean, you go from
Austin to Seattle via New York.

What?

- Oh. There he is. Hey!
- SARAH: Venice?

Our daughter
has very expensive taste.

I wonder
where that comes from.

- Your side.
- Yeah?

What is that?

Eh, I brought
the cavalry. Mmm.

ALL: Hey!

(LAUGHS)
Buenas noches, amigos.

Buenos dias.
"Noches" is night.

I don't see a moon, do you?

- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Cavalry?

Okay, Professor. Huh.

So these are
our master criminals?

MICKEY: Yeah, this is them.

I am Murali,
your getaway driver.

Better get in the back
of the truck now.

Why can't we
sit in the front?

Because you'll be seen.
And look at me.

I will be controlled for sure.

Avanti, avanti.

We've to get going before
they close the borders.

They don't have borders
in the EU anymore.

- Is that so?
- Yeah.

- (SHEEP BLEATING)
- MATILDA: Come on.

MICKEY: Good luck, my friend.

I hope you and your grandpa
make it to Venice.

Thank you for everything.

- Stay safe.
- MATILDA: Okay.

Okay?

(BLEATING)

Ugh. It smells
horrible in here.

Oh! I love the smell.

Oh, you're such
a lovely girl, aren't you?

How can you tell it's a girl?

I'm a veterinarian, remember?

I can tell by her face.

(BLEATING)

MATILDA: But...

She's got balls.

Where?

Certainly not on her face,
that's for sure.

Oh, shit! The pigs!

What did I tell you?

- What's going on?
- Police!

- Shit.
- Shit.

MURALI: Hello,
good afternoon.

What can I
do for you, officers?

You can hand him
your driver's license

and the vehicle documents.

- You heard him.
- Oh, definitely, of course.

Hey, whoa.
(WHISTLES SOFTLY)

You're not talking back
to the chief, eh? No.

(BLEATING)

OFFICER: What have you
got back there?

- Oh, sheep.
- Sheep?

Baa!

(ALL LAUGHING)

What did you just say?

Baa!

Hey, you don't
"baa" to me, capito?

All right. So can I go?

No, of course you can't.

Step out of the
car and open up.

(SHEEP BLEATS)

MURALI: Oh, oh. Actually,
I don't think it would be a great idea

to disturb them right now.

Out of the vehicle
and open up.

Shit!

(SHEEP BLEATING)

Why is the ledge down?
I could write you a ticket for that.

Must have happened
when you stopped me.

Damn clever, that girl.

Oh, that sheep, I mean.

One of them is
bloody clever, I know it.

Just haven't worked out
which one it is yet.

But I call you first
when I find out.

Idiota.

Perumal. Murali Perumal.

♪ I think it's time
that I told you

♪ I'm a fan of your universe

♪ And every shade
that you offer

♪ It's different
But I know it works

♪ I'm addicted to the magic

♪ And the glow
of the city lights

♪ I felt it
in my veins, just

♪ Didn't know
how to say it right

♪ When I look at you

♪ Colors

♪ When I look at you I see

♪ Colors

♪ When I look at you I see

♪ Colors

♪ I see

♪ Colors ♪

Uh, how long
will you be staying?

Uh, we're not really sure.

Okay, let's see.

- We only have the suites left.
- Okay.

That will be 1,800 euros.

Are you joking? Come on,
let's go somewhere else.

Honey, no, no,
we'll stay here.

- This is ridiculous!
- NICK: Honey, we can handle it.

Just pretend it's lira.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Thank you so much.

- Enjoy your stay.
- SARAH: Thank you.

(BLEATING)

We've run out of bread.

(CHUCKLING)
Look at all these lines!

How's anybody supposed
to find their way around this?

We can share this.

AMADEUS: Oh...

You can have it.
I'm in the mood for sheep.

- Sheep?
- See him?

- We could catch one.
- No, Grandpa.

We're not having any sheep.

- A little sheep?
- No.

- A half a little one?
- No!

- A half of a little teeny...
- No.

A little teeny itsy-bitsy one?

No, Grandpa. (CHUCKLES)

A little itsy-bitsy teeny...

Here. You can have
half of this.

I don't like pomegranates.

(BIRD CALLING DISTANTLY)

Grandpa?

Are you scared of being dead?

Nope.

I think I am.

You still have

a day or two
before it's your turn.

No, I think...

I think I'm scared
of you dying.

Don't be, because

Grandma and I'll
always be up there,

watching over you.

And we'll be so proud of you.

Any time you miss me,

all you have to do is

look up there.

(SHEEP BLEATING)

Did you say something?

- (CHUCKLES)
- (BLEATING CONTINUES)

I just said
I love you, Grandpa.

Ciao, bella.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

Can I help you?

We're hungry.

Well, I would love to give
those tomatoes to you,

but they're for
the farmers' market in Venice.

Come inside. Let's find you
something to eat.

(NUNS PRAYING IN ITALIAN)

(PRAYING CONTINUES)

Where are the tomatoes?

I was looking forward
to tomato salad.

The tomatoes were for
the market, Mr. Ross.

I know a joke
about farmers' market.

A nun goes
to this farmer's market,

he's selling vegetables,

and she says to the farmer,

"I would like a cucumber."

And the farmer says,
"Well, take two cucumbers."

(CHUCKLES) And she says,
"Why two cucumbers?"

The farmer says to the nun,

"Well, then you'll have
another one to eat!"

(AMADEUS LAUGHS)

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Well, if she eats one,

then she'll have the other
she can use...

To eat the next day.

Ah...

(MATILDA AND NUN LAUGHING)

(ALL CHUCKLING)

Um, so what do you guys
do here all day?

- Could I explain my joke, please?
- No, Grandpa.

Um, is it true that you
are not allowed to have sex?

(BELL RINGING DISTANTLY)

That is right, my child.

We live in chastity.

See, that's what I was
saying about the cucumber!

Ow!

What's chastity?

Well, we abstain
from loving a man,

and we do not allow ourselves
to be loved by one.

Mmm-hmm.

We reserve that place for God.

So...

You are, sort of,
all married to God?

Yes, you could
say that, my child.

So, no one can get jealous
or cheat on each other?

(CHUCKLES)

Is it okay with you
if my parents come here?

Well, yes, of course.

But why do you
ask that, my child?

I just think they could
learn a lot from you all.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

NUN: In purgatory,

we get the chance
to have our sins forgiven.

To make ourselves pure again.

So that God can
receive us in heaven.

- Do you believe in heaven?
- Of course.

Only heaven makes
our lives complete.

And when we die,

we all live there
together with God.

Do you think my grandpa
will go to heaven?

From what you've told me
about your grandfather,

I'm sure he will.

Really?

Yes.

You know, Matilda,

what you are doing
for your grandfather

is extraordinary.

You are a very special girl.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Are you looking
for someone, Grandpa?

Yes.

Margaret. Have you seen her?

It's my...
It's my grandma. She, uh...

She went to heaven.

Come on, I'll help you.

- AMADEUS: That's right.
- Grandma?

Margaret?

Grandma?

- Grandma?
- Where is she?

We'll find her.

Grandpa, I found her.

Maggie?

Maggie.

Maggie.

But you went somewhere
I couldn't follow you.

And I've been...

(VOICE BREAKING) I've been
looking for you for so...

So long. (SOBS)

(SIGHING)

You're so beautiful.

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

I love you so much.

So much.

♪ Make a move now

♪ Start a fistfight

♪ Honestly, I don't know

♪ Where we're going

♪ But give it full rein

♪ Hmm-mmm-mmm

♪ Drink it all

♪ Hmm-mmm-mmm

♪ Till it makes sense

♪ Hmm-mmm-mmm

♪ We're alive

♪ Hmm-mmm-mmm

♪ I see riots in your eyes

♪ Constellations of goodbyes

♪ And cannonballs

♪ Exploding all around us

(SPEAKING ITALIAN HESITANTLY)

What on earth
are you talking about?

(CHUCKLING) He's speaking
Italian, Granny!

Doesn't sound
like Italian to me.

Thank you.

Come on, they're not
from around here.

You gave me more hair.

Why?

Look at your teeth.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

♪ I see riots in your eyes

♪ Constellations of goodbyes

♪ And cannonballs

♪ Exploding all around us

♪ I surrender

♪ Hmm-mmm-mmm

♪ I surrender ♪

But, signorina, the booking
was for two days ago.

Now, the room is gone.

We got delayed.
And my grandpa, he's really tired.

Can we please
have a different room?

But we only have
one suite left, and, um...

(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

CLERK: It's quite expensive.

That's okay.
I have Grandpa's credit card.

Hmm. Well, then,
it's 2,400 euro.

The PIN number, sir.

Grandpa?

Remember?

Battle of Verdun.

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(KEYPAD BEEPING)

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

Ecco. Room number 19, sir.

Why do all Italian men
grow mustaches?

Um...

Because they want to
look like their mothers.

MATILDA: Grandpa!

(BOTH LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY)

My friend Nerdy
told me that one!

- That's a good one.
- I know.

(LAUGHING HEARTILY)

Number 19.

Just like their mothers!

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

Who...

Who are you?

(BREATHING SHAKILY)

There's somebody here in the mirror.
It's watching us.

He does everything I do.

You see?

That's...

That's you, Grandpa,

and that's me.

It's our reflections.

What?

Go away!

- Go!
- Um, Grandpa?

- Get out!
- Better to use this.

You have to use
the other half. Here.

I don't like this guy.

Ta-da!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

You know...

I learn so much from you.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

That was the funnest day,

the most coolest day
of my life, really.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, Grandpa.

Yeah, me too.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

SARAH: Fourteen hotels and
no one's heard of anything.

(NICK SIGHS)

Are we sure they were
even going to Venice?

I'm trying to remember

what was the name
of the place

where he stayed
when he came here

with my mom
on their honeymoon.

Was it the Lido?
Was it St. Mark's Square?

To tell you the truth,
I kind of zoned out

when he would go on about it.

As awful as these
few days have been,

I feel like we're on
the same side again.

Like we used to be.

(CHUCKLES) We're a team.

(WOMAN GRUNTING)

(WOMAN MOANING) Oh...

(LOUD MOANING)

Do you hear the birds?

(MOANING CONTINUES)

Oh, that doesn't
sound good.

(GASPS)

(BIRD SQUAWKING)

(BIRD SCREECHES)

(BIRD SQUAWKING)

AMADEUS: Hey...

You, I heard you cry.

Are you sick?

I can help.
I'm a veterinarian.

(BIRD SQUAWKS)

The bird is sick.

Yeah, he's a little green.

(LAUGHING HEARTILY)

You get it?

(LAUGHING)

I made a joke like you.

Well, not like yours.
Your joke was so funny, sir.

I told everybody here.

Which way is the beach?

Oh, the beach is at the Lido.

- Is everything okay, sir?
- Yes.

Can I help you with something?

- Yeah, but you can't go there now.
- (DOOR OPENS)

It's the middle
of the night! Sir!

(SHIP'S HORN BLOWING)

Grandpa?

Um, have you
seen my grandpa?

Uh... Grand... Grand...

(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

- The one with the dog, right?
- Yes, yes.

(BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN)

- Left. Right.
- Eh...

Okay? You go out...

Eh...

...and you take a boat.

♪ I think it's time
that I told you

♪ I'm a fan
of your universe

♪ And every shade
that you offer

♪ It's different
But I know it works

- Hi.
- Buongiorno, signorina.

- Where can I take you?
- To the Lido.

And to the Lido it is.

♪ I felt it
in my veins, just

♪ Didn't know
how to say it right

♪ When I look at you

♪ Colors

(INAUDIBLE)

♪ When I look at you I see

♪ Colors ♪

(INAUDIBLE)

(MOUTHING) Stop!

No!

No! No!

(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

(EXCLAIMING)

Are you okay?

Grandpa?

I don't know you.

Yes, you do.

I'm your little princess.

And we have the
same last name. Ross.

Go away!

Go away.

Come on, it's time to go back
to the hotel.

(AMADEUS EXCLAIMS)

Go away. Go away.

Get away.

(SOFTLY) Please.

"For Tilda.

"The day will come

"when I won't remember
that you...

(VOICE BREAKING) "Are you.

"But whatever happens,

"you must
remember one thing,

(SNIFFLES)

"above all else,

(SNIFFLING)

"that I love you,

"and you are
the most wonderful princess

"I could ever wish for."

Crap.

- I think we should ring the police.
- MATILDA: Mom?

Dad?

Are you okay?
Oh, my goodness!

- NICK: Are you okay?
- I'm okay.

- Oh, my...
- Where's Grandpa?

This view is just incredible.

(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

I'll have another
one of these.

(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

Dad.

Do you remember you came here
with Mom on your honeymoon?

Here. Shall I help you
with that?

- No!
- Oh, I'm...

- Don't feed me. I'm not a child.
- No, I'm...

Sorry. I know.
I'm sorry.

I can feed myself.

Don't they have anything
to drink around here?

Oh, God, I'm hungry.

Will you let me
help you? Please?

Just a little bit?

Here.

- How was it? Good?
- Mmm, mmm...

- Want some more?
- Mmm...

Yeah? Here you go.

Mmm, mmm...

(CHUCKLES)

Gooey.

(CHUCKLES) "Gooey"? It is.

- Deliciously gooey.
- Gooey and wet.

(LAUGHS)

(AMADEUS CHUCKLES)

More?

(BOTH LAUGH)

(FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING)

MATILDA: Before we
flew back to London,

we stayed up until midnight

to watch the big
Redentore fireworks.

We had a ball.

Although, Grandpa thought

this show was nothing

compared to his fireworks
at the garden party.

Nine months later,
I got a little brother.

Mom said we should name
him Amadeus after Grandpa.

I don't think Grandpa really
understood that, though.

He kept asking
what the baby was called

and where he came from.

But I think Grandpa
did understand

that Mom and Dad had
more time for him

because they always kept their
promise and tried to work less.

I always played Grandpa his favorite
songs from when he was young.

Dr. Edwards told me music
has an unmatched power

to completely transform

the lives
of people with Alzheimer's.

Music can really heal
them for a moment,

and bring them back to us.

Grandpa stayed with us
for a while

after our trip to Venice.

We had a caregiver come in
and help us with him.

Grandpa liked her a lot.

But eventually,
she decided to leave us.

Grandpa liked
her blouse too much.

When Grandpa
went into the home,

we'd often visit him.

Mom usually got him
the honey ice cream

he loved so much.

Sometimes he liked it,

and sometimes he thought
it was much too cold.

That's the son.

I know.

HILDA: How would you know?

Because he looks like my son.

- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
- MATILDA: Dr. Edwards told me

Alzheimer's patients
feel more than we know.

He said they need affection,

so spending as much
time with them as possible

is important.

On our very last outing,
there was a huge storm.

It was a massive downpour,
like heaven was crying.

But we?

We just sat
at our table in the garden

and laughed.

The next day,
his heart stopped beating.

And I'm so happy that
I was there at that moment.

Actually, I was
with him every day,

except the day when I
got my tonsils removed.

"The recent stalemate
in Congress

"led critics to the state

"that for some congressmen,

"party has become
more important

"than the business
of the House."

Ugh.

Man, this is so boring.

(WEAKLY) You got that right.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Do you know who I am?

Of course I do.

You're my little principessa.

(SNIFFLES)

(EXHALES)

MATILDA: And then,
he was gone.

(SNIFFLES)

(KISSES)

(EXHALES)

(CRIES SOFTLY)

(KISSES)

Arrivederci,
(SNIFFLES) Grandpa.

(SNIFFLES)

- (MOUTHING) Come on.
- Let's go.

Goodbye, you old rascal.

I'll see you upstairs.

PRIEST: There is an appointed
time for everything,

and a time for every affair
under the heavens.

(SHEEP BLEATING)

There is a time to give
birth, and a time to die.

A time to weep,
and a time to laugh.

A time to embrace

and a time to
be far from embraces.

A time to be silent,
and a time to speak.

A time to plant,

and a time to
uproot the plant.

Where's Tilda?

(WHISPERS) She's over there.

She didn't want
to see the burial.

(SHEEP BLEATING)

Grandpa?

Did you say
something, Grandpa?

(SHEEP BLEATING)

♪ I see green and yellow

♪ From the clouds above

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us

♪ We're armed with love

♪ Mmm-mmm

♪ And all the suckers
on the ground

♪ Will see us lighting up

♪ With their hands tied

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♪ I'll be holding you

♪ When our time is up
and we're on the ground

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ With the weather turning

♪ There's nowhere to run

♪ I can feel us burning

♪ But I see the sun

♪ Ooh

♪ And all the suckers
on the ground

♪ Will see us lighting up

♪ And all the suckers
on the ground

♪ Will see us lighting up

♪ Ooh

♪ And all the suckers
on the ground

♪ Will see us lighting up

♪ With their hands tied

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ All the way down
All the way down

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ When our time is up
And we're on the ground

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ When our time is up
And we're on the ground

♪ I'll be holding you

♪ We're armed with love ♪

♪ You love is bright as ever

♪ Even in the shadows

♪ Baby, kiss me

♪ Before they
turn the lights out

♪ Your heart is glowing

♪ And I'm crashing into you

♪ Baby, kiss me

♪ Before they
turn the lights out

♪ Before they
turn the lights out

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ In the darkest night
I'll...

♪ In the darkest night
I'll...

♪ Search through the crowd

♪ Search through the crowd

♪ Your face is all I see

♪ I'll give you everything

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ XO
Baby, turn my lights out

♪ We don't have forever

♪ Oh, baby
Daylight's wasting

♪ Oh, baby, kiss me

♪ Before our time is run out

♪ Ooh

♪ Yeah

♪ Nobody sees what we see

♪ They're just
hopelessly gazing

♪ Oh, baby take me in

♪ Before they turn
the lights out

♪ Before our time is run out

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ In the darkest night
I'll...

♪ In the darkest night
I'll...

♪ Search through the crowd

♪ Search through the crowd

♪ Your face is all I see

♪ I'll give you everything

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ XO
Baby, turn my lights out

♪ I love you like XO
XO

♪ I love you like XO, oh

♪ You love me, boy, XO
XO

♪ You love me like XO, oh

♪ All that I see

♪ Give me your everything

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ XO

♪ You can turn my lights out

(VOCALIZING)

♪ In the darkest night
I'll...

♪ In the darkest night
I'll...

♪ Search through the crowd

♪ Search through the crowd

♪ Your face is all that I see

♪ Give me your everything

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ XO
Baby, turn my lights out

♪ In the darkest night
I'll...

♪ In the darkest night
I'll...

♪ Search through the crowd

♪ Search through the crowd

♪ Your face is all that I see

♪ Give me your everything

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ Baby, love me lights out

♪ XO

♪ Baby, turn my lights out ♪

(VOCALIZING)