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- Wait a second, though.
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One second.
- Oh, my god.
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- Shut it off.
- You want me to find a girl
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so I'm going to be
on my phone and find a girl.
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I'm trying to give you guys a,
you want a grandkid?
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- Abso-fricken-lutely.
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- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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[lively music] [people cheering]
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- 20% of the world is indian.
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So we're here.
There's a lot of us.
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- Hello, ladies.
- Hey!
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- None of our families are originally from america.
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Our families
all migrated to florida.
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- Oh, sh--.
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- Our parents basically founded this community.
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They had arranged marriages.
We had arranged friendships.
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- Cheers to tradition.
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- We grew up doing
temple classes as kids.
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- We would perform together
for the bali dances.
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We're like family.
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We're going to be friends always,
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like "the baby-sitters club."
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- one, two, three cheese.
- Vishal.
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- Anisha, get the ladder.
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- How does the ganesha
look there?
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- It looks good.
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- Okay, then no need
for the ladder.
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You can take it back.
- Really?
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- Bye.
- Why are things on the floor?
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- I'm just a little behind.
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- Look at this. - Oh, my god.
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- Indian families
live together.
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So you have mom, dad,
grandmother, maid, maid's mom.
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- I thought we agreed,
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if I'm staying in this house,
it's partially mine.
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- [laughs]
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- there's extreme pressure
by the parents.
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- Why haven't you made a date
for your wedding?
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- Time is flying by?
Clock is ticking by.
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- I had a astrologer tell my parents
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that and I had snakes
in my chakra.
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- [speaks foreign language]
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a big bubble that is growing.
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- They spent a lot of money
to get those snakes removed.
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[register chings]
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- as a parent, I have to give
some advice a little bit.
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- All of these aunties
and uncles in the community
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are like my second moms and my second dads.
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- They all go out to happy hour
and they talk about us.
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- She's a virgin.
- Do I need to know that?
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[laughter]
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- talking like 1-800-auntie,
this is what I just heard.
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I'm wondering
if you talked to her?
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- I did, I told her everything
that we discussed.
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- Why?
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- That's why we brush
everything underneath the rug.
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- You stopped calling me.
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- If you really want to start,
like, airing out things,
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then we can all do it.
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- I felt like I was
a little misled.
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- That's bullsh--.
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- You did it out of spite.
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You did it intentionally.
You did it maliciously.
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- We hold things in.
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- Let your balls drop
and become a man.
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- What?
- I have nothing left to say.
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- I kind of don't like you.
- We bottle it up.
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- Hold on, hold on a minute,
because you're lying.
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- Until one day, poof.
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We explode.
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- I'm done with
this conversation.
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[tense music]
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[door thunks]
- ah, oh, (bleep).
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[upbeat flute music]
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♪ ♪
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- audio take 3.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- I'm indian.
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I'm vegetarian,
and I love cows.
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What better way to advocate?
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- Save the cows.
- Yeah, save the cows.
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[upbeat music]
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- I'll send it to you now.
- What kind of fabric is it?
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- It's chiffon clipped out.
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- Anisha!
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- Coming, mom!
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- You know, it's different
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when you're
in fashion in new york,
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and then you're in fashion
in your bedroom.
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Like...
[laughs]
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I loved living in new york.
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But I'm following my dream right now
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with starting my own clothing line.
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It's a lot of money.
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So I've moved home
and regressed 12 years.
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- Anisha!
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- The last time I dressed you
all, you looked adorable.
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- I was four.
- You put it the wrong--
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- you always get
my measurements wrong.
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- Oh, no.
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- I got my new
driver's license.
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It expires now in 2026.
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- Your child will be seven
years if it's born next year.
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- Wasn't what I was saying.
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- The only thing that matters
to me is if you're married.
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- Agree to disagree.
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- You are going to stay
in an apartment
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and live alone
and eat chicken wings.
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- No, mom.
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- I don't want you to be an old
maid with gray pubic hair.
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- It's a cluster----.
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- I'm ready actually
for dinner.
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- Hi, ammoomma.
- Hi, anisha.
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- Hi, grandpa.
- Hi.
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- How was your birthday
so far?
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- Thank you.
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- Oh, no, I didn't say,
"happy birthday."
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- how was your day so far?
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- Oh, very good.
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- You're happy?
- Yeah, very happy.
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- Why are you happy?
- Oh, because, you know,
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today's my birthday.
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- [laughs]
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- my grandparents are, like,
my second set of parents.
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Me and my grandfather--we love going to hooters together.
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- But people go there not
to eat--to see the girls.
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They come...[mumbles]
they walk like that.
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- He really wanted to spend
his birthday at hooters,
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and we were like, "no."
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[mellow hip-hop music]
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- hi, how are you?
He's the birthday boy.
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- Thank you.
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- One sweet lassi, then
the appetizer will be samosa.
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- Samosa, vegetable pakora,
and paneer pakora.
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- Sounds good, guys.
I'll go ahead and put that in.
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- Grandpa, I want to know,
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did you meet any other girls
before ammoomma?
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- Yeah.
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- [laughs]
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- but when you saw her,
you heard a bell?
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- Yeah, I heard it okay.
- [laughs]
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- my grandparents had an arranged marriage.
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They've been together for 60 years.
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Everyone in my entire family
has been arranged.
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- My husband--we spoke to each other for about three hours,
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but within 10 days,
I was engaged.
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- Here's that
vegetable pakora, guys.
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- Let me take a picture of it.
[shutter clicks]
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- menopause?
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- [sputters]
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- we have been telling her
for the last five years, so...
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- I would have to give birth
and take care of someone.
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- Anisha cries a lot about
the pressure she feels.
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I don't feel sorry
for her at all.
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- A lot of my friends
happen to be single,
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older, younger, my age.
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- Yeah, but they haven't seen--
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- it's just
a changing time now.
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- No, when you're 50...
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- I agree with that. - You need a companion.
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Whom you can talk to--
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- I don't want to be 50 and
netflix and chilling alone.
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- Yes.
- Please have a child.
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You don't have
to have even two.
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- I don't need advice.
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- He's calling who?
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[laughing] he's calling you.
Why?
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- Yes.
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- No kids.
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Zero.
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- She just got married.
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- Very good.
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- Happy birthday, dada.
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[laughs]
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- [laughs]
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[mellow sitar music]
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♪ ♪
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- hello.
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- Brian.
- What's up?
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- Yeah, no, I'm definitely
more westernized.
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I mean,
I'm not a doctor or a lawyer.
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My name is brian,
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not like a afdah
or something like that.
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- (bleep)
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[laughs]
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[bright sitar music]
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♪ ♪
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- all righty. Let's do this.
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- Is that what
you're jotting down?
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Honestly, I don't even know
much about the blessing itself.
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What's the items on the list? - We need some fruits.
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So we're going
to go with bananas.
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The idea is to offer
something sweet to god.
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- I'm not sweet enough
to offer?
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- [laughs]
shut up.
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- My mom is definitely more
on the religious side.
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She'll go to temple every Sunday.
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If I tell her I had a bad day,
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she'll start fasting
for, like, a week.
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- Let's pick up an apple and a pear.
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- Garlic--
I know it was for vampires.
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- Vampires?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
stuff like that.
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- What does vampires
have to do with--
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- voodoo.
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My mom will try to drag me along and go,
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"oh, come to temple with me."
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but growing up, it wasn't
really "cool" to be indian.
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I would always get the curry jokes.
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"curry head." "you smell like curry."
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so I've always shied away
from it my whole life.
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- You know the dry coconut?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the dry, husky ones.
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- Okay.
They look like a brain, right?
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- Oh, sh--.
- I'm giving you the meaning.
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- No, no, this is good, okay.
- Okay.
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What do we do during puja?
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The priest breaks it, right?
Why?
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- To break your brain?
- Ego.
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- Ah.
[speaks foreign language]
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I like that.
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- You need to learn cause
you're going to have
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a future wife, right,
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who is also going to do
all of these things.
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- See, I knew this was
going to that.
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- So some knowledge
is only gonna help you
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because hopefully, she's indian.
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- When I was in college,
I majored in partying.
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[people cheering]
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- oh!
- Oh.
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And now I'm 27, pushing 30.
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I have a good job.
I work in it.
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All right. Let's get blessed, huh?
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I'm just actually trying
to be more mature,
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especially with an indian girl,
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which is exactly
what I'm looking for.
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I got to dial it down
a little bit.
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Maybe a little more
than a little bit.
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- Okay.
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- [laughs]
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- how are you?
- Good, how are you?
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- That's fine.
- Brian.
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- Brian. Okay.
- Yes.
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- Oh, yes.
Brian.
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- [chanting in foreign language]
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[percussive music]
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♪ ♪
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just over here.
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♪ ♪
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- well, it's not just a bmw.
It's a 340i, kay?
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It's pretty fast.
252
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- [chanting in foreign language]
253
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,182
- yes.
254
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,818
You buy a new car and
you always have to bless the car
255
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:50,188
to protect the vehicle from all this exterior danger.
256
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,990
- She's, like,
in her moment right now.
257
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,358
- I'm in the zone.
258
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,726
- Take some [indistinct].
259
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,396
- [laughs]
260
00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,465
- sorry.
261
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,933
- [laughs]
262
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,735
it was so funny.
Oh, my god.
263
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,338
- The limes.
264
00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:07,572
- Oh, okay.
265
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,944
[engine turns over]
266
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:20,518
[priest and dharma chanting
in foreign language]
267
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,390
- I've grown up indian
my whole life,
268
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,692
but for the first time, I'm just proud to be indian
269
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:28,860
and telling everybody
I'm indian.
270
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,128
What are you going
to do about it?
271
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,830
- Jai sri krishna. - Jai sri krishna.
272
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,398
- Jai sri krishna.
273
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,001
- Both hands, brian, both hands.
- Both hands?
274
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,502
God, bless this child.
275
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,770
Male announcer: Coming up...
276
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,373
- Attaboy.
- Brian--he's like her sidekick.
277
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,841
- You're going to gaze at each
other and it's gonna be--
278
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,009
- fierce gaze.
- It's gonna be--
279
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,677
- okay. [laughs]
- am I right?
280
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,746
[music winds down]
- [laughs]
281
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,414
[laughter]
282
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:53,251
- would it have changed your way
if you married a woman?
283
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,420
- I don't think so.
284
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,124
- I was shattered.
285
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,362
[funky trumpet music]
286
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:11,436
♪ ♪
287
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,205
- I'm home.
- Hi, hon.
288
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,640
- So guess what I did?
289
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,142
I bought a lot
of different oils.
290
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,313
- Ah, okay.
- Yeah.
291
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,116
Okay?
292
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,218
- You have a lot of stuff
in your teeth.
293
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,292
Come on.
294
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,127
- Muah.
- [laughs]
295
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,896
can you go check
on vishal and richa,
296
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,030
see if they're awake?
297
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,098
- Okay.
298
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,135
- We had an arranged marriage.
- Yes.
299
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:47,372
My family told me, "it's time
now for you to get married."
300
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,941
so I went to--what you call it--
- to purchase a wife.
301
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,310
- Not to purchase a--
come on, don't say that.
302
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,778
[laughter]
- [snorts]
303
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,148
- vishal.
Ready for breakfast?
304
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,550
- [groans]
305
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,485
- your mother said
you have to work a lot today...
306
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,253
- [laughs]
- so I can retire.
307
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,089
- Good morning, richa.
- Morning.
308
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,458
Make him get up and work.
[laughs]
309
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:07,459
- what do you want
for breakfast?
310
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,861
- Whatever.
- [mumbles]
311
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,196
- [laughs]
- good morning.
312
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,898
- No, your parents are,
like, down the hall.
313
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,034
- Richa is the love of my life because--
314
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,602
- I'm amazing.
- No.
315
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,070
- And phenomenal.
- Yes, but--
316
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,205
- you can't do better.
317
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,773
- And you're still here.
318
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,109
- [laughs]
that's your threshold?
319
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,844
Why are you, like, on me?
[laughs]
320
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,880
- I need space.
321
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,448
If you remember, I've been gone
for, like, a week and a half.
322
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,251
- We are in a long distance relationship.
323
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,220
Half the time, she is working
324
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,821
and living in memphis with her mom.
325
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,423
The other half of the time,
326
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,824
we can't even sleep
in the same bed
327
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,526
out of respect for my parents.
328
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,994
- He's very traditional,
329
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,764
very family-oriented,
very sweet.
330
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,834
- [laughs]
- mm.
331
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,270
- Good morning.
- Are you eating?
332
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,305
- Thank you.
[phone buzzing, clacking]
333
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,975
- no phones during breakfast.
334
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,510
- Hey, look.
- [laughs]
335
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,512
- they send me
in the family chat
336
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:01,880
a wedding in india
337
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,382
and they decorate
the whole street.
338
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,884
- I want to do something
better than that.
339
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,486
- It's been two years
since you proposed.
340
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,488
When do you guys want to start?
341
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,291
- Why do I have so many forks?
- Mm.
342
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,760
- Conversation deflected.
[laughs]
343
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,061
- you should get married sooner.
344
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,532
- So I proposed to her, like, the western way.
345
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:23,501
I gave her a ring, but we never actually had
346
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,870
an indian engagement ceremony,
which makes it official.
347
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,605
- They are boyfriend,
girlfriend still.
348
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,774
- [laughs]
349
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,543
- I think our wedding should be
on top of, like, a mountain,
350
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,011
where everyone has
to hike to it, so only--
351
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,313
- so only the people that we
like are actually going to come.
352
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,815
- Whoever is in good shape
will make it.
353
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:37,982
- I cannot make it.
354
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,584
I cannot make it
to the high peak.
355
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,919
- So it's only gonna be, like,
my five friends,
356
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,220
and, like, your two friends.
357
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,392
- In indian culture, you're not marrying your partner.
358
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,561
We're marrying
each other's families,
359
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,496
fortunately or unfortunately.
360
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,334
- Do you want to say it
or should I tell my story?
361
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,570
- This is something
that involves my family
362
00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:01,072
and my fiancée's family, and let it just be.
363
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,409
- He's just sensitive
364
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,611
and doesn't want to talk about
any of the bad stuff.
365
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,013
- I like to...
[clicks tongue]
366
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,081
under the rug.
367
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,718
[upbeat music]
368
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,721
[engine roaring]
369
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,189
- my bmw is my baby.
370
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,692
I've worked extremely hard for my car.
371
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,260
So when girls see me,
they're like,
372
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,229
"oh hey, you got a nice car.
You know, I'll date you."
373
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,397
[phone buzzes]
374
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,333
oh, hold on.
Hey.
375
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,667
- What are you doing?
- I'm doing my interview now.
376
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,771
- Yeah, let me finish up here.
377
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,907
Okay, bye.
We're back.
378
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,009
- Monica.
379
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,745
- Monica has not seen
my new car,
380
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,380
but I am excited
to show it to her.
381
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,383
[upbeat sitar music]
382
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:52,457
♪ ♪
383
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,628
- can you try it?
384
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:59,764
I feel like something's missing.
385
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,900
Does it need salt?
386
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,568
- It's good?
Spicy?
387
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,503
- [laughs]
388
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,273
- I would consider myself
to be a traditional indian girl.
389
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,941
By day, I am in it,
390
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,643
and at night, I'm teaching indian dance.
391
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:14,612
Bangles, focus.
[laughter]
392
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,381
I don't get why
they named me monica.
393
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,916
Like, I go to my mom
and I'm like,
394
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,285
"couldn't you have given me
a beautiful indian name?"
395
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,288
and like sunjina, alia,
and she was like,
396
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,324
"how did I know that you were
going to turn out so indian?"
397
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,293
hi, daddy.
- Hi.
398
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,094
- How are you?
399
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,562
- I wish I was
in india right now.
400
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,531
I'm not gonna lie.
Are you getting me outfits?
401
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:42,840
- I'm going to need another
closet for indian clothes.
402
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:46,177
This is my dad, also,
aka, my best friend.
403
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,378
- [laughs]
404
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,213
- I lived with my mom and my dad,
405
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,648
and then when they got divorced,
406
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,050
I moved in with my dad.
407
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,451
- I don't want to let you go.
408
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,386
If I could have you
and your husband live with me,
409
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,021
that would be great too.
- Okay, that would--that would--
410
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,289
- but that would be wrong.
- That's pushing it.
411
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,324
- That's just--
yeah, that's wrong.
412
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,558
[doorbell rings]
413
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,027
- oh, wait, hold on.
Brian's coming.
414
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,362
- Allo.
- Hello, hello.
415
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,798
- What's up, what's up?
I'm facetiming my dad right now.
416
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,032
- Oh, yeah?
417
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,200
- I'm starving.
418
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,401
- I'm gonna make him cook
next time.
419
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,402
- [laughs]
yeah, okay.
420
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,004
- Brian--he's like her sidekick.
421
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,005
- Bye, daddy.
We're going to eat.
422
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,106
Love you, bye.
423
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,542
- It's not something
beyond that.
424
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,444
Am I right?
425
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,212
- [laughs softly]
426
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,714
he's, like, my homie, yeah.
427
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,049
Put your nose over it.
Ready? One, two, three.
428
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,352
[whooshes]
- [inhales deeply]
429
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,320
oh, yeah.
That's good stuff right there.
430
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,456
- It smells good?
You take the curry.
431
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,224
Listen, you only get
to eat this food
432
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,659
if you eat it
with your hands today.
433
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,194
- Oh, duh.
I mean, do you want to feed me?
434
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,495
- No.
435
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,063
- I've known monica since sixth grade.
436
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,565
Met her at temple.
437
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,000
I was like, "oh, who's that
cute girl around the corner?
438
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,201
I gotta get to know her."
439
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,802
oh, we're going
traditional style on the knees.
440
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:45,870
- Yeah,
we're eating traditional.
441
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,105
- We just clicked.
442
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,040
We would talk on aim.
Aim was a big deal.
443
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,376
I think her name was,
like, littlecindyma.
444
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,679
Mine was stupid.
It was like falconinferno51.
445
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,080
- Attaboy.
446
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,116
Attaboy.
447
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,385
Shimmy.
Slow shimmy, not fast shimmy?
448
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,686
- Slow shimmy.
- Fast.
449
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,121
- You got vibe it.
Oh.
450
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,389
Oh, yeah.
I ----ing love it,
451
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,623
I ----ing love it.
[laughs]
452
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,959
oh, by the way,
you didn't see my new car?
453
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,193
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw it on instagram.
454
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,561
- Oh.
455
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,763
- Did your parents make you
get a specific color,
456
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,297
'cause, like,
I had to get a white car.
457
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,600
- Oh, really? No.
- For, like, horoscope.
458
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,235
- They're like,
"white cars are good luck."
459
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,238
charcoal gray cars
are really bad luck.
460
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,241
- Shut the (bleep) up.
You're talking trash.
461
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,276
I was like,
"oh, don't tell me that yet."
462
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,079
but my mom, she was harping
on me to bless the car
463
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,248
and I haven't done
a car puja ever.
464
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,849
- Have you done any puja ever?
465
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,618
- You know, I'm not a rookie.
466
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,086
- Take some [indistinct].
467
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,554
- No, no.
468
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,423
- [laughs]
- sorry.
469
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,892
- I'm just a little,
uh, out of the game.
470
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,261
- All right, listen to me.
There's a gala event coming up,
471
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,296
that big diwali gala
that happens every year.
472
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,697
- Uh-huh.
Never been.
473
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,567
- Diwali is really
that start to the new year,
474
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,937
ridding the evil
and bringing in good energy.
475
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,306
And the gala is really going
to kick off that season
476
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,308
of festivities
and parties for us.
477
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,643
There's gonna be
so many indian girls.
478
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,111
I know you're going to,
like, have a good time.
479
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,312
- I never know what I want
until I--
480
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,613
- I know.
481
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,015
You have to treat indian girls
properly, okay?
482
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,616
They don't want no
short-term anything.
483
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,617
They want like, long term.
484
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,785
- So you want me
to touch their feet?
485
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,921
- Yeah.
Press their feet too. [laughs]
486
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,222
- shut the (bleep).
487
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,157
- Brian's personality type as a dater?
488
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,126
He's a player.
489
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,128
- Monica knows everything about me.
490
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,630
I know a lot about her, and she's a good girl.
491
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,332
She's not, like, a drinker.
She's not a partier.
492
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,834
So when we hang out,
493
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:26,003
it's either me and her talking
or cooking and feeding me.
494
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,241
- Does it?
It sounds couple-y?
495
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,477
[laughs]
496
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,678
- this is what's gonna happen.
497
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,446
Some girl's gonna walk past you.
"oh, excuse me."
498
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,315
her bangle is gonna get caught
in your [inaudible].
499
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,783
- Oh, my god.
- And now you're gonna be like--
500
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,251
you're gonna gaze at each other
and it's going to be--
501
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,120
- fierce gaze.
- It's gonna be--okay. [laughs]
502
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,689
oh, no, wait, I thought we were
getting, like--okay, okay, okay.
503
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,690
- It's going to be
a moment, okay?
504
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,492
- You think it's couple-y?
505
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,328
Is that what couples do?
Sounds like it, doesn't it?
506
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,363
I never think about it
like that.
507
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,300
Announcer: Coming up...
508
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,003
- If I tell you to leave vishal,
are you going to leave him?
509
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,404
- If our relationship
doesn't work, mom,
510
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,572
it doesn't work.
511
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,974
There's nothing
you can do about it.
512
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,910
- I am deathly afraid
of my future mother-in-law.
513
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,546
[fly buzzing]
- there it is.
514
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,047
There it is.
There it is.
515
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,083
Guys, what do we do?
There it is. There it is.
516
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,317
There it is, there--
right there, right there.
517
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,585
Go, go, go, go, go.
Right on the light.
518
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,053
[loud clang]
[woman yelps]
519
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,291
[upbeat music]
520
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,059
[birds cawing]
521
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,461
- hello, mr. Kapai?
522
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,897
- Teresa, I need to get a pleading on file
523
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,499
mid-next week depending
on when I hear back
524
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,368
from some of the other parties
in the case.
525
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,802
- Amrit?
526
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,404
Amrit?
- One sec, mom.
527
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,805
- You have to eat
your fruit, babe.
528
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,008
- We're going to need to prepare
a certificate of service.
529
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,809
- Theo, you want to come?
530
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,412
He's just working here.
Do you want to come?
531
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,848
- Any, uh,
procedural requirements.
532
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,983
- Come here, poochie-poo.
Come.
533
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,319
- I haven't lived at home
since I was 18.
534
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,087
Here, just leave him.
I'll bring him out, mom.
535
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,956
I've just moved back from chicago
536
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,058
to help my firm
build a miami office.
537
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,092
- Stay.
538
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,594
- The office isn't set up yet,
539
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,262
so I'm working from home right now.
540
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,064
- Did you eat your fruit, babe?
541
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,265
- Hold on.
542
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,833
It's like, "ma, shh."
543
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,936
- yep, talk to you.
Bye.
544
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,138
My boss doesn't need to know
that, like, lunch is ready.
545
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,773
- Hungry?
- Yeah, I'm hungry.
546
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,908
- It will be ready
in about 10 minutes.
547
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,643
- Okay.
- Theo, listen to me.
548
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:16,047
If you chew that sofa like
you chewed the rug, guess what?
549
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,748
You're going to nicholas papa
right now.
550
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,016
- Next flight.
551
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,318
- I don't know if he's
listening to you guys.
552
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,520
- I doubt.
What does he care?
553
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,088
- I talked to nicholas
this morning.
554
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,390
- Did you?
- He messaged me at 7:00.
555
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,226
- He did look cute
in his little glasses, right?
556
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,928
With his--
- yeah, he looks like a teacher.
557
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,265
- Sometimes, I think I check
all the boxes for my parents--
558
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,134
successful, went straight through law school.
559
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,736
But there was this one last box,
560
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,405
the most important box
for indian parents--
561
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,807
bring in a daughter-in-law.
562
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,475
Nope.
[laughs]
563
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,978
option c.
Nicholas.
564
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,312
- Is everything okay with you and nicholas?
565
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:51,249
- Yeah, this is
sort of a test, you know?
566
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,950
If we can be committed
to each other
567
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,518
without seeing
each other day to day.
568
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,854
I can't imagine how
you guys did it though.
569
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,155
- With who?
570
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,358
- Just the arranged,
not knowing each other.
571
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,959
I mean, some people say that
572
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,995
it's not the first person
you meet is your soulmate.
573
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:06,197
It might be the 10th person,
the 20th person.
574
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,431
- True.
575
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,133
- By that time,
your life is half over.
576
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,636
We started our life
when I was 20 and he was 24.
577
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,038
- If I got married at 24,
I would've married a woman
578
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,775
cause I couldn't even accept
that I was gay at 24.
579
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,845
- Could it have changed
your way if you married,
580
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,014
like you said,
at 24 if you married a woman?
581
00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:25,283
[pensive music]
582
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,551
- I don't think so.
583
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,489
- Words cannot describe it.
584
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,292
I was shattered.
[laughs softly]
585
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,794
I still fight with god.
I talk to god a lot.
586
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:40,031
You've given me enough in life.
Why this now?
587
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,700
But now I tell him thank you
because I love him the same.
588
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,869
It doesn't matter.
589
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,971
- At the end of the day, it's
about finding a life partner.
590
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,339
- Exactly.
591
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,775
We have accepted
and adapted a lot.
592
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:55,880
We accepted even
a live-in relationship,
593
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,382
but marriage has got
its own sanctity.
594
00:21:58,384 --> 00:21:59,650
- Being gay in the indian community,
595
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,719
it just goes against
that family unit.
596
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,421
So I was fortunate enough
597
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,156
that my parents
and my close, close friends
598
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,824
all stuck with me through thick and thin.
599
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,726
In fact,
when I came out to vishal,
600
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,195
who is my closest,
longest friend,
601
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:14,999
his reaction was,
"am I gay too?"
602
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,534
and I was like, "well, maybe."
603
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,670
- you're free to live your life
the way you want.
604
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,871
That's it.
- Absolutely.
605
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,740
- And that's the bottom line.
606
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,743
[upbeat string music]
607
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,145
♪ ♪
608
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,714
- let's do a gram.
609
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,849
Headed to lunch with this one.
610
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,818
- What's up?
- Brother from another mother.
611
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:38,689
♪ ♪
612
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,990
- hi, how are you?
613
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,592
- Anisha and me,
we grew up together.
614
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,761
Our parents have known each other for the past 25 years,
615
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,263
so we've also known each other
for the past 25 years.
616
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:48,232
- Hello, guys, how are you? - Hello.
617
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,834
I'll do the--the pork siomai.
618
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,268
- And you can split it for us?
- Exactly.
619
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,370
- Awesome.
620
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,838
[blows nose loudly]
621
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,107
- this is not ruining
my appetite at all.
622
00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:57,441
- [continues blowing loudly]
- [laughs]
623
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:59,577
- me and vishal talk all day
and text every day.
624
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,746
We even talk to each other
when we're pooping.
625
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:07,585
- No, but he has tried
to facetime me
626
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:08,986
while I'm pooping, and no.
627
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,422
- Oh, that looks amazing.
- Oh, look at this spoon.
628
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,157
I'm going to instagram
this spoon.
629
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,425
[shutter clicks]
630
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,793
- yeah, there's a lot
of events coming up.
631
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,294
I do wish it was diwali season,
like, of the past.
632
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,496
- Because when we were
growing up,
633
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,398
there was a party, like, every--
634
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,766
like, I don't know how
our parents did it.
635
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,067
- Diwali time was
the best time of year
636
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,835
cause we would always
be practicing our dances.
637
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,303
- Yeah, I remember.
638
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:27,838
We would sleep over
at your house at costa del sol.
639
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,740
- Build tents.
[laughs]
640
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,777
- I peed on your mom's bed.
641
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,245
- What?
- Yeah.
642
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,813
- That's gross.
643
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,615
- I've known vishal most of my life.
644
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:38,983
Vishal's the party guy.
645
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,718
You know, like,
he's the connector.
646
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,821
Everyone's friends with vishal.
Monica, brian, and amrit.
647
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,723
Like, everyone I know
in the indian community
648
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,892
is because vishal
introduced me to them.
649
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,060
- I'm gonna have, like, all the
sauce on my shirt after this.
650
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:51,495
[squeals]
651
00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:53,898
- every time I go around doral,
I see your mom's name.
652
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,167
- I have a lot of listings
on my own now too.
653
00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:57,501
- How's that going?
654
00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,170
Is your mom like, "when are you
going to take over?"
655
00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:00,538
- I do know I'm not
the same level as my mom.
656
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,873
Like, she is just
a crazy person that comes--
657
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,975
- you're not. [laughs]
- I know. I know this already.
658
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,378
She's the queen of the city.
We sent them the counter offer.
659
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,712
- So I told you,
"don't send it."
660
00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:10,014
but why did you send it
without even thinking?
661
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,216
We're making nothing.
662
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,051
- I wouldn't say real estate
663
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,387
and working with my mom
was always my goal.
664
00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:19,156
I wanted to be an actor. I moved to la for two years.
665
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,158
I went to classes. I went to auditions.
666
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,396
I wish there was a word that
meant "complete satisfaction."
667
00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:28,499
it did not go well.
668
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:29,700
You know, honestly,
I've always felt pressure
669
00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:32,269
from the community
just to be successful.
670
00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:35,005
- Especially if your parents
are successful like ours.
671
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,974
My business is online,
so I'm, like,
672
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,342
picking my nose
and drinking tea
673
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:42,179
and picking my wedgies
in my room on my computer.
674
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,615
Aunties, like,
have told my mom, like,
675
00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:45,783
"your daughter's
always on instagram."
676
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:48,452
it's like,
worry about your own child.
677
00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:50,020
I was living the dream
in new york.
678
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,289
I had my independence. I lived alone.
679
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:53,691
And then I come back here,
680
00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,292
and everyone's
in your business.
681
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:57,628
There weren't any aunties
in "sex and the city."
682
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,697
I called your mom.
683
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,365
Me and my mom are going
to go to the gala.
684
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,766
Yeah, they're going
to support you.
685
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:03,834
- Yeah.
686
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,069
- I know you got
that table for us.
687
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,004
- It's a cool networking event.
You know?
688
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,706
It's, like, all dignitaries
in our community.
689
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,140
Like, last year,
the ceo of pepsi
690
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,409
spoke at that event and
food just came out of my face.
691
00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:13,878
- It's okay.
692
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,180
- The diwali kickoff gala is impressive sh--.
693
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,916
I bought a table.
Invited all my friends.
694
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,519
I also invited richa's mom.
695
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:24,922
Kinda nervous that her mom and--
is coming.
696
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,891
Our parents haven't really
hung out for a while, actually.
697
00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:29,727
A few years it's been, so...
- Really?
698
00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:32,530
- I don't think I've ever
told you this, but, um...
699
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,398
[indistinct chatter]
700
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,166
like, half the time,
I think she doesn't like me.
701
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,369
[laughs]
702
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:42,006
- you know, my family, we all
just want the best for you.
703
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:48,178
- I am deathly afraid
of my future mother-in-law.
704
00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:54,585
- [laughs]
705
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,754
announcer: Coming up... - Turn it up, turn it up.
706
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,589
[upbeat sitar music playing]
707
00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:01,592
- I think monica and brian
should definitely date.
708
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,794
- The worst case, we'll take him
to india and find him a nice--
709
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,796
- woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah, woah, woah.
710
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,867
[upbeat sitar music]
711
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:12,803
♪ ♪
712
00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,972
- did she make the fish?
- Huh?
713
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,240
- Did she make fish for you?
714
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,008
- Hold on.
I'm sorry.
715
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:20,344
Um, what were you saying?
716
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:21,712
- There should be no phone calls
717
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:23,380
when you're having a
conversation with your mother.
718
00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:26,317
It's kind of rude.
- You sound like richa.
719
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:27,851
- I do?
She says the same thing too?
720
00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:31,722
- Yeah, she gets mad at me
for always looking at my phone.
721
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:33,924
- How long is richa's mom
here for?
722
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:37,728
- I think she's here
till Tuesday?
723
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:40,364
So you excited for the gala?
724
00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:41,865
- I don't know.
725
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:43,467
- You had fun last year
with daddy.
726
00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:46,136
- I was not very happy
about the seating last year.
727
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,405
- I got us some good tables
this year, actually.
728
00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:51,575
Yeah, I'm surrounded by very
strong women in my life.
729
00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:53,811
I got my mama. I got richa.
730
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:56,213
I got my future mother-in-law.
731
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:58,716
I guess if you want
to shorten it up, my fml.
732
00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,384
[laughs]
733
00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:03,487
[bombastic music]
734
00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:05,856
- I think we're gonna go to that place, brimstone.
735
00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:12,930
♪ ♪
736
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:17,401
[beep]
737
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:18,936
[door creaks]
738
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:22,106
[mellow music]
739
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:26,110
♪ ♪
740
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:31,548
- I come to miami for work almost every month.
741
00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:32,716
Otherwise, I stay away.
742
00:27:32,718 --> 00:27:34,118
There's too much of gossip
goes on.
743
00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:37,921
- I'm going to be frank
about that because
744
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:41,425
I'm single, and indian people have a tendency to talk.
745
00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,060
"stay away from her.
She's single.
746
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,763
She may take away your husband."
[laughs]
747
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,732
[upbeat sitar music]
748
00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,300
- do you want
anything to drink?
749
00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:51,568
- You're in miami.
You don't want a mojito?
750
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,370
- No.
751
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,607
- You're not doing a jagerbomb.
752
00:27:56,609 --> 00:27:58,242
- Just stick with your cosmo.
[laughter]
753
00:27:58,244 --> 00:27:59,943
I can't see you drinking
a jagerbomb.
754
00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:02,246
Next, you're going
to do a fireball shot.
755
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:03,280
And then I won't know
what to do with you.
756
00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,548
- Welcome to brimstone.
757
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,383
- The drinks--
we already know what we want.
758
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,352
I want cosmopolitan, so...
- Okay.
759
00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:11,922
- She's been divorced and single for a very long time,
760
00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:14,191
and the career that she's in
is very male dominated.
761
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,627
So she's become very tough.
762
00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:18,328
- I need a straw for that.
763
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:19,830
A straw for that too.
- Of course.
764
00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,765
- She likes her cosmos
with straws. [laughs]
765
00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:23,634
she has that little bit
of crazy in her eye,
766
00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:24,835
which is, like, a good crazy.
767
00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:27,137
I was talking
to vishal yesterday.
768
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,505
I know for the gala,
769
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:31,475
I think he wants both
the families to, like, be, like,
770
00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:33,510
a-okay and, like,
happy with each other.
771
00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:36,480
[tense music]
772
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,382
- that's bullsh--.
773
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,983
That's up to them.
774
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:47,458
- Five years ago, somebody
asked me, "what does vishal do?"
775
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:49,326
and I said,
"I really do not know, exactly.
776
00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,428
Maybe he wants to be
a movie star."
777
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:52,763
- girls always try
to show me off
778
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,631
like I am some prize to be won.
779
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:56,200
♪ ♪
780
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,001
- but then his mom found out that I said that
781
00:28:58,003 --> 00:29:01,371
her boy doesn't do anything,
and she took that as an insult.
782
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:04,975
I said, you know,
if I don't know, I don't know.
783
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:07,177
So that's how
the whole thing started.
784
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:09,680
She does not like me
because I said that.
785
00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:11,248
- Perfect.
Thank you.
786
00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:15,486
Good? Okay.
- [coughs]
787
00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:17,755
you and vishal's mom both
need to sit down anyway
788
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:20,524
after whatever happened,
misunderstanding happened.
789
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,059
- Yeah, we will see.
790
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:24,728
I mean, you know, I'm not gonna
take nonsense from anybody.
791
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:26,663
- I actually think
you two are very similar.
792
00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:30,501
You're very, like, "wah."
and she's very, "wah."
793
00:29:30,503 --> 00:29:33,704
- kay, but also remember
I am the outsider here.
794
00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:35,038
I'm alone.
795
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,541
You want to marry daughter,
but then you gonna--
796
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:39,710
not gonna be respectful to me?
797
00:29:39,712 --> 00:29:43,580
That's not how
it's supposed to be.
798
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:45,249
Marriage means
two families together,
799
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:47,885
but they try to cut me out.
800
00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:50,053
I cannot even communicate
with reshma anymore.
801
00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:52,656
I mean, when I came to their
older son's wedding,
802
00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:56,160
reshma just totally ignored
the whole--
803
00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:57,528
every time she saw me standing,
804
00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,396
she turned around
and walked off.
805
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,832
She showed her colors
at that time.
806
00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:03,700
- Looks good.
Thank you.
807
00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:05,702
After all this, you still
want to plan a big wedding?
808
00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:09,339
[pensive music]
809
00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:12,743
- if I tell you to leave vishal,
are you going to leave him?
810
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:17,114
If there's a good reason.
811
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,283
You have to give me
a valid reason.
812
00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,921
- He's definitely afraid of you,
which I've always told you.
813
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:26,290
- Her mom is,
814
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,559
like, "harsh."
815
00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:30,661
- she is,
and you can't handle that.
816
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:32,629
You've never seen his face
when he has to, like,
817
00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:34,131
message you or call you.
818
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:37,100
It's like a ghost has, like,
come, and he's, like, so afraid.
819
00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:40,370
- I feel like your mom doesn't
think I'm good enough for you.
820
00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:44,007
- I normally tell her, like,
821
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,109
"mom, like, I care about him.
I love him.
822
00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,244
"this is the boy
that I've picked.
823
00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:49,980
Like, you just have
to deal with it."
824
00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:51,748
you're not going to be happy
with any boy that I bring.
825
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,217
You're like one of those dads
that's just never
826
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,085
going to, like--
you'll always find a flaw.
827
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,286
That's fine.
828
00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:58,222
I hope that
that's a compliment to me.
829
00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,890
- Yes, it is.
It is.
830
00:30:59,892 --> 00:31:02,559
Because I see my child
as a smart,
831
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,995
good looking,
straight a+ student,
832
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,297
so when you find somebody
who is, like,
833
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:08,732
below you, then I'm like,
834
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:11,101
"okay, he's not
up to your standard.
835
00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,703
Then why?"
836
00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:15,939
and now, you--
looking at your dad,
837
00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:17,774
do you think he was up
to my standard?
838
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,445
- My daddy was a nice guy.
839
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,380
- But he was not compatible.
840
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,682
- But I'm compatible
with vishal.
841
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:27,818
- When you're in love,
that's what you think.
842
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,453
- The first time I met vishal,
843
00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:31,788
he crashed my older sister's
graduation party.
844
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,690
He was dancing on a pole.
845
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:36,960
He had that weird, goofy vibe
that just came off immediately.
846
00:31:36,962 --> 00:31:39,863
[gritty electronic music]
847
00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:42,900
♪ ♪
848
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,201
within, like, two minutes. I was like,
849
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,270
"this is the guy
I'm going to be with."
850
00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:50,173
- I'm a fairly decent
judge of character,
851
00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,174
and I've been
in a relationship with him
852
00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:52,709
for seven years already.
853
00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:55,445
Isn't it smarter that we didn't
get married at 20 or 24?
854
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,481
Because everyone that did
get married that was indian,
855
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:58,615
that was 20, 24,
856
00:31:58,617 --> 00:31:59,950
everyone that we know
got divorced--
857
00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,485
- so what guarantee
is there after 32?
858
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,020
- There isn't a guarantee,
859
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,521
but if our relationship doesn't
work, mom, it doesn't work.
860
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:05,522
There's nothing
you can do about it.
861
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:08,292
[tense music]
862
00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:10,627
- you can't change that.
There's nothing you can do.
863
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,529
- We'll see.
864
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,234
Female announcer: Coming up... [upbeat sitar music]
865
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,569
- we're going to have my family
and richa's family
866
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:22,272
coming together
in the same gala, and--
867
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,041
- and I'm extremely excited
about it.
868
00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:25,542
- That was the fakest voice
I heard.
869
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:26,743
- [laughs]
870
00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:31,481
- I came to the us
when I was 13 years old,
871
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,016
so, like, like--
this is all I know.
872
00:32:33,018 --> 00:32:35,152
So for me,
I'm american in my head.
873
00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:37,220
He's american.
He gets an american name.
874
00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:38,422
- What would you have named me
875
00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:39,690
if you were to give me
an indian name?
876
00:32:39,692 --> 00:32:41,925
- Fakir.
- Rohan or wushan.
877
00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,427
- I like fakir better.
878
00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:44,761
- Can you stop?
- [laughs]
879
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:47,664
[energetic sitar music]
880
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,834
♪ ♪
881
00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:52,169
- mom?
- Yeah?
882
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,571
- Seriously, though.
How long do I need this on?
883
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,974
- Oh, honey.
- This is, like, out of control.
884
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,342
- It's done now.
- I feel like I got botox
885
00:32:58,344 --> 00:32:59,910
and my face is, like...
- [giggles]
886
00:32:59,912 --> 00:33:01,979
why don't you just thank me
for making you look beautiful?
887
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,647
- Oh, yeah, no.
I'm, like, your guinea pig.
888
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,983
My mom has never had a daughter.
889
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,085
My little brother, nick,
was supposed to be a nicole,
890
00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:09,586
so she's always wanted a girl.
891
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,823
And she experiments on me
all the time.
892
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,925
Mom, you put it on my ears too?
893
00:33:14,927 --> 00:33:16,593
- [laughs]
894
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,161
- she definitely wants me
to look really good tonight.
895
00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,797
Monica's invited my family to this indian gala event...
896
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,265
[exhales]
897
00:33:22,267 --> 00:33:25,268
and there's going to be
"potential wives" in her eyes.
898
00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:26,937
Do you know how
to even tie this?
899
00:33:26,939 --> 00:33:29,539
- Yeah, we'll figure it out.
[sighs]
900
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,907
I feel like you're getting
married or something, man.
901
00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:32,409
- No one's getting married--
902
00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:34,478
just 'cause
you got married at 24.
903
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,780
My parents had a true love marriage.
904
00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:38,648
- You know, we met in school.
We dated seven years.
905
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:40,884
- I didn't know this
until after I married him,
906
00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:42,886
but he had
paid the guy next to me
907
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,154
to switch lockers with him.
908
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:46,890
- Smart man.
- Of course I paid a guy off.
909
00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:49,426
- And I thought... [mockingly]
"oh, my god, it's destiny."
910
00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:51,094
what an idiot!
[laughter]
911
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:52,596
- let me get all this sh--
out of you.
912
00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:54,564
- All right, easy.
Easy on the pants.
913
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,733
- [fake whimpers]
- [laughs]
914
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,136
- their goofy story is what
motivates me, you know?
915
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:00,704
I want that.
916
00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:02,639
- The worst case, we'll take him
to india and find him a nice--
917
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,042
- woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah, woah, woah.
918
00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:06,276
All right, okay.
919
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:07,544
- Hope you find someone...
[mumbles]
920
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,612
- [laughs]
921
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:14,184
- once every, like,
three weeks, four weeks.
922
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,156
I shave my chest.
I shave my butt.
923
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:20,791
I just like looking pretty.
924
00:34:24,797 --> 00:34:25,962
- I don't think it's for me.
925
00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,799
I think he just likes
people looking at him.
926
00:34:28,801 --> 00:34:31,802
[energetic music]
927
00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:34,037
♪ ♪
928
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,439
- I'm going to go ahead
and start getting makeup done.
929
00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:36,673
- Ooh, that color.
930
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:37,674
- But I don't want blue on my face.
931
00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,142
- No, of course.
Of course.
932
00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,445
- If you make me look like
a fake, I'll be really sad.
933
00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:42,946
- Let me go bring my clothes to show you.
934
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,551
- I like it.
This is the way you should go.
935
00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:49,152
- [laughs]
936
00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:51,655
after a few years
of not seeing each other,
937
00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:52,856
this is the first time that
we're going to have
938
00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:54,458
my family and richa's family
939
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,293
coming together
in the same gala.
940
00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:58,662
- And I'm extremely
excited about it.
941
00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,964
- You sound so excited.
- Extremely--I know.
942
00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:03,800
- That was, like,
the fakest voice I heard.
943
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:07,504
- I'm going to change.
Bye.
944
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:10,173
- Hey, what's going on?
- Are you ready?
945
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,576
- Like, 20 more minutes.
946
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:15,378
- No.
947
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:16,947
What do you think this is?
Prom or something?
948
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,348
- Yeah, I took her to prom.
949
00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:19,816
You know, she really liked me at the time.
950
00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:21,685
I'm like, "ah, well, I don't
want to do that right now."
951
00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:24,087
and then we'd get older.
She'd let me know again.
952
00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:26,923
So we've always had this complicated
953
00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,258
back and forth like that.
954
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,926
- You know, all the guys
are wearing indian, right?
955
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:34,064
I'm just ----ing with you.
956
00:35:34,066 --> 00:35:36,399
[upbeat string music]
957
00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:37,501
[car honks]
958
00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,369
- damn, girl.
Gorgeous as always.
959
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,604
- Thank you.
960
00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,872
- Hello, monica.
- Hi.
961
00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:44,274
- Hi.
- Oh, such a gentleman.
962
00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:46,409
- [laughs]
963
00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:47,844
want to play some jams? - [laughs]
964
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,046
- play the remix.
965
00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:51,448
Turn it up.
Turn it up.
966
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,783
[energetic percussive music playing]
967
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,085
- we love monica.
968
00:35:55,087 --> 00:35:57,687
I think monica and brian
should definitely date.
969
00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,523
♪ ♪
970
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,091
- ooh.
- Ooh.
971
00:36:01,093 --> 00:36:03,059
- See, now I'm getting hyped up.
972
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:06,363
[woman vocalizing]
973
00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:09,199
[upbeat sitar music]
974
00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:10,433
♪ ♪
975
00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:13,937
- good evening, ladies and gentleman,
976
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:16,072
to the festival of lights.
977
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,008
[engine roars]
978
00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,042
- let me get you out, girls.
979
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:20,777
- What a gentleman he is.
980
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,746
Who is this?
[laughs]
981
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:25,048
- the gala is huge.
982
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,883
- Look at the hall.
983
00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:29,386
- It's the who's who
of the indian community.
984
00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:30,887
It's the met gala.
985
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:32,556
- Is it?
- The wannabe met gala.
986
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:35,825
You come in your, like,
craziest, coolest outfit.
987
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:38,929
- And it's the hindu met gala.
- It's the hindu met gala.
988
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:41,064
♪ ♪
989
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:42,399
[woman laughs]
990
00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:43,800
- dapper dan.
991
00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,468
- Handsome.
992
00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:47,737
- How are you?
Good to see you.
993
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,005
- Killing it, bro.
Killing it.
994
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,507
I knew you'd look like that.
995
00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:53,510
- I'm just out here to maybe
meet some professional people,
996
00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:56,580
maybe stare at brian
for a little bit.
997
00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:59,616
He's so good looking.
Granted, he's straight.
998
00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,117
I get it.
Fine, whatever.
999
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:03,453
♪ ♪
1000
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,222
- I got it.
1001
00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:06,489
- Oh, vishal's here.
1002
00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:08,291
- Hi.
1003
00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:09,426
How are you?
- Good.
1004
00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:10,594
- Good to see you.
- What's up?
1005
00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:12,162
- Hi, love.
- How are you?
1006
00:37:12,164 --> 00:37:14,331
- What's up, man?
- Hey, how are you?
1007
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,605
- You know how much game you
would pull if you were straight?
1008
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:23,506
- I know.
I should just be straight.
1009
00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:25,709
Unfortunately, I'm not.
I like dudes.
1010
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,013
- I know.
1011
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,548
- Me and amrit, we've been
attached from the hip
1012
00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:32,782
since we were, like,
seven years old.
1013
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,284
We've been besties with testes.
1014
00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:35,852
Made jewelry with my sister with him.
1015
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,120
We played dress up.
1016
00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:40,123
[sweeping energetic music playing]
1017
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,224
♪ ♪
1018
00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:42,692
- I always took girl advice
from him,
1019
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:45,262
which was probably not
the right source. [laughs]
1020
00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:47,998
- yeah.
1021
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,799
- I liked her.
She has a lot of sass.
1022
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:50,967
Sassy, you know?
1023
00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,436
What do you call her?
1024
00:37:54,206 --> 00:37:55,739
But with a slight
indian accent.
1025
00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:57,340
- [indian accent] lopa auntie?
- [indian accent] lopa auntie.
1026
00:37:57,342 --> 00:37:58,975
Eventually, I want
to call her mom.
1027
00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:01,978
[tense music]
1028
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,546
♪ ♪
1029
00:38:06,218 --> 00:38:07,684
sure.
1030
00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:12,188
I'm blunt and I'm very forward.
1031
00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:14,557
I'm not changing myself
for anybody.
1032
00:38:17,129 --> 00:38:19,729
Like, a little bit.
[laughs softly]
1033
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,131
yeah?
- No.
1034
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,035
- You got it.
- Cheers.
1035
00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:28,305
- Thank you.
Thank you.
1036
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:30,473
- I only talked to her
'cause she is beautiful.
1037
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:33,376
- You know my mom
wanted me to date you?
1038
00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:34,711
- [laughs]
1039
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:36,246
- she was like,
"oh, amrit's such a nice boy."
1040
00:38:36,248 --> 00:38:37,314
- no, no, no, no, no.
1041
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:44,554
Amrit was friends with richa
before I met richa.
1042
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,589
They went to law school for the first year together.
1043
00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:49,926
Thank god he's gay.
[laughs]
1044
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,728
because I would not have
a chance at richa
1045
00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,129
if he was straight.
1046
00:38:53,131 --> 00:38:55,532
- She called you a gharjamai
the other day.
1047
00:38:58,603 --> 00:38:59,769
- Gharjamai is...
Both: Housewife.
1048
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,004
- "house husband."
1049
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:08,078
- that's the reason we haven't
gotten married yet.
1050
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,847
- I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
1051
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:23,093
And I'll be the husband at home.
1052
00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:24,894
You know, I'm gonna work out,
eat right,
1053
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,063
stay here, look sexy.
1054
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,733
I'm six feet tall
and I have abs.
1055
00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:32,302
[whooshes]
1056
00:39:32,304 --> 00:39:34,671
- you want to ask my mom
with that? [whooshes]
1057
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:36,306
- has she seen my abs?
1058
00:39:36,308 --> 00:39:37,574
- She has.
She's not impressed.
1059
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,609
- She is impressed.
- She's not impressed.
1060
00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:41,111
- That's why I'm hanging on
by a thread.
1061
00:39:41,113 --> 00:39:42,679
[whispers] it's 'cause of this.
- [laughs]
1062
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:45,382
[quirky music]
1063
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,586
[woman vocalizing]
1064
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:52,122
[upbeat music]
1065
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,730
[sitar chord strums]
1066
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,665
- on that note...
1067
00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:05,268
- Good evening, ladies and gentleman,
1068
00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:08,037
to the festival of lights.
1069
00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:15,044
- No.
1070
00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,114
Anisha.
1071
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:25,288
- [laughs]
1072
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:30,627
- monica's, like,
the daughter my mom never had.
1073
00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,929
She cooks.
She's veg.
1074
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,999
She doesn't drink,
and she doesn't have sex.
1075
00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,434
I know how to do
all those things.
1076
00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:38,635
I just don't do them.
1077
00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:41,704
- Good evening, everyone. Namaste.
1078
00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:43,273
Buenas noches.
1079
00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:44,841
- We are in south florida.
1080
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:49,712
- We're going to have
a good time.
1081
00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:51,481
Forget it.
Right? Yeah.
1082
00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:53,149
- It's a good night.
It's a good vibe.
1083
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:55,418
I'm just here to have fun.
I just want to drink.
1084
00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,456
- [laughs]
- your face.
1085
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,963
- Ah.
1086
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:08,264
- My dad's
the life of the party.
1087
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:09,766
Everybody wants to talk to him.
1088
00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:11,334
He's personable, and that's where I get it from.
1089
00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:12,469
Let's go, boy.
You know what I mean?
1090
00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:14,771
- Shut up.
- [chuckles]
1091
00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,350
[dramatic musical sting]
[woman laughs]
1092
00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:37,494
- I have tried my best
to be civil,
1093
00:41:37,496 --> 00:41:39,395
but I feel like she doesn't give a sh-- about
1094
00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:41,164
what's important for the kids.
1095
00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:53,343
[tense music]
1096
00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:55,945
male announcer: Next time on "family karma"...
1097
00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:02,085
- She's out here to sabotage a relationship.
1098
00:42:02,087 --> 00:42:04,754
She's very cocky and thinks
she can get away with murder.
1099
00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:08,157
[dramatic music]
1100
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:10,326
[kart rattles]
[laughter]
1101
00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,028
- your life has
unexpected bumps.
1102
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,597
- Oh, my god.
[laughs]
1103
00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:15,865
oh, no.
1104
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,934
- I can split my tongue in half.
- No, you can't.
1105
00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:21,037
Ew.
- Are you guys dating?
1106
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,572
- These past couple months,
1107
00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:23,873
I just started
looking at her differently.
1108
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,743
Look at this new
and improved brian.
1109
00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:28,545
- Vishal, how long
have you been engaged?
1110
00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:30,847
- Almost two years.
- Oh.
1111
00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:33,750
- Your mom is saying some
negative things about my mom.
1112
00:42:35,787 --> 00:42:38,121
- I don't want to interview
to talk about her anymore
1113
00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:39,489
because I've had it.
1114
00:42:39,491 --> 00:42:45,595
♪ ♪
1115
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:47,964
announcer: For more information on "family karma,"
1116
00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:50,132
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