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(Birds chirping, piano music)

(Bell ringing)

(Lively music, joyous yells)

(Woman singing)

(Techno music)

(Woman singing)

(Applause)

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(Soft music)

(Applause)

(Lively music)

(Woman singing)

(Applause)

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(Applause)

(Drum roll)

(Rock music)

(Woman singing)

(Applause)

(Woman singing)

(Applause)

(Music stops)

(Humming)

- Catch me! Ha, ha, ha! Catch me! Ho, ho!

(Lively music)

Catch me! Ha, ha, ha!

Catch me! Ho, ho!

(Music stops)

(Laughter)

(Yapping)

(Soft music)

(Woman singing)

(Applause)

(Applause)

(Applause)

(Lively music)

(Applause)

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(Woman singing)

(Lively music)

(Music stops)

(Laughter)

(Laughter)

(Applause)

- Ladies and...

not ladies,

we present for you

magic!

- Magic!

- Mah!

- Illusion!

- Boing! Boing! Boing!

(Laughter)

- And phenomenon!

Where did we go? Peek-a-boo!

(Laughing)

But first, we need a volunteer.

- Oh! - Oh! Oh!

(Bickering)

- You! - Yeah!

- And you! - Woohoo! Yeah!

In your face!

(Laughter)

(Panting)

(Kissing sound)

(Laughter)

- Sit.

Volunteer, fetch!

Ha, ha, ha!

- Wow! Ha, ha, ha!

Ha, ha, ha!

Uh-uh. (Laughter)

Oh, hey!

Ugh! No. No, no, no.

(Laughter)

- Yeah!

- Pretty girl! (Laughter)

Come here, baby. (Laughter)

Hubba-hubba! (Laughter)

Wow. Wow. Wow.

(Growling) (Laughter)

- Volunteer! (Cheers and applause)

- Volunteer! Ah!

- Ugh! - Ha, ha, ha!

Oh yeah! (Laughter)

Woohoo!

- Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!

(Kissing)

- Sorry.

(Laughter)

(Slapping sounds)

(Laughter)

(Slap)

(Laughter)

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

(Slap) - Woohoo!

(Laughter)

(Slap) Yeah!

(Applause)

- Magic! - Magic! - Mah!

(Music)

- And now, you see her...

And now, she's gone!

- Hallo!

(Applause)

(Soft music)

(Rock music)

(Woman singing)

(Applause)

(Applause)

(Woman singing)

(Crowd gasping)

(Applause)

(Woman singing)

(Applause)

(Applause)

(Applause)

(Applause)

(Applause)

(Cheers and applause)

(Drum roll)

(Applause)

(Crowd clapping)

(Singing)

(Applause)

(Laughter and applause)

(Thunderclap)

(Laughing)

(Drum roll)

(Squeaking sound)

(Screaming)

(Screaming)

(Music picks up)

- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

It is that time of night.

Look at what we've got for you.

So sit back...

and let me introduce you to someone very special.

We're gonna give you quite the show!

Work it, ... skeletons!

** You want to spend some time with me, boy *

* But I'm not going home till three, boy *

* 'Cause I, I, I

* Wanna dance the Kooza

* It's the perfect way to stop the rebels *

* From dishing dames and handsome devils like yourself *

* I, I, I

* I wanna dance the Kooza

* Because it's marvelous, bizarvelous *

* Celestial, ambeastrial

* Dust off your shoes

* Tonight we're gonna choose the Kooza *

* Hit it, boys

* Ooh, I'm beginning to like that *

* Dump your date and come dance beside me *

* Come on, don't knock it till you've tried me *

* Yes I, I, I

* I wanna dance the Kooza

* Because it's marvellous, bizarvelous *

* Ooh-la-la-velous

* Superstar-velous

* Dust off your shoes

* Tonight we're gonna choose

* The Koo-oo-oo-za

* Yeah *

(Applause)

(Dramatic music)

(Applause)

(Crowd gasping and whooping)

(Applause)

(Crowd gasping and whooping)

(Loud whooping)

(Applause)

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(Music picks up)

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(Cheers and applause)

(Music picks up)

(Applause)

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(Applause)

(Drum roll)

(Applause)

- Ladies and subspecies,

we now present... - Ooh!

- What? - Where's your crown?

- Ha, ha, ha!

My crown is on my head.

My crown! My crown!

Where's my crown? Find it! Search somebody!

- Oh! (Laughter)

- Somebody else!

(Laughing)

No!

In the audience. - Oh!

- Him! He's got a moustache! - Ah! Get the moustache guy!

All right, let's see what's in there!

- No, him! Search him! He looks guilty!

- Oh! You, come here!

Where's your moustache?

- That's it!

Lock down my kingdom!

(Bing!)

Nobody leaves!

(Remote car locking sound) (Laughing)

- Ooh!

Oh, goodness!

(Laughing)

- Watch!

(Passing gas) (Laughing)

- Woohoo!

(Imitating a chicken)

(Imitating a horse)

(Imitating a sheep)

(Laughing)

(Screaming)

Clear!

(Screaming)

(Sensual music)

(Laughter) Ha, ha, ha! Woo-hoo-hoo!

(Screaming)

Pooh-chick-a-wow-wow! (Laughter)

Oh yeah!

(Squeaky mocking sounds)

That's gonna bruise. - Ho, ho, ho, ho!

- Sit.

(Slapping sound) (Applause)

- (Both): The crown! - Oh!

- (Both): Yay! (Applause)

(Lively music)

(Soft, mysterious music)

(Woman singing)

(Music picks up)

(Applause)

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(Woman singing)

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(Lively music, joyous yells)

(Crowd gasping)

(Applause)

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(Crowd gasping)

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(Crowd gasping)

(Applause)

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(Mysterious music)

(Applause)

(Magic sound)

(Dog howling)

(Barking) (Laughter)

(Yapping)

(Thunder roaring)