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Sir, I'd like to talk to you
about the new task force
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you're on the hiring
committee for.
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The Special Tactical
Operations and Auxiliary.
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Strategic Response
Citywide Emergency.
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Investigative Unit
for Emergency Operations?
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You know,
I had a hand in naming it.
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And it's great, although you
might wanna try shortening it,
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maybe using a cool acronym.
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So the S.T.O.A.S.R.C.E.I.U.E.O.?
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Hm, you're right. That is cool.
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Sure, anyways, I know some
of the best cops in the city
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are gonna be on that task force,
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and I would appreciate it
if you'd consider me for it.
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Here's my résumé.
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And I thought it would be fun
if I rapped it.
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But then I realized that would
be a terrible idea,
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so I just wrote it down
normally.
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It'll probably
rhyme a lot on accident.
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Try not to focus on that.
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"Jake Peralta is age 39,
but professionally,
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- "he's still in his prime..."
- [CHUCKLES]
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"If you ask me,
he's New York's fine... est.
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Charles enters."
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♪ Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat,
Chucky B with the burner ♪
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♪ Raining hot fire!
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- Charles, it's not a rap.
- It never was.
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Everyone's professional here.
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Not the lyrics
we discussed either.
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Anyways, sir, I really think
that I deserve this task force.
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My clearance rate puts me
in the top 2% of all NYPD det...
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I am aware of your
qualifications, Peralta,
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but I'm only allowed
to recommend one name
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for the S.T.O.A.S.R.C.E.I.U.E.O.
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And you don't think the
acronym's just a little clunky?
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Oh, no, it's quite catchy.
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Look, I really feel like
I've got what it takes.
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I'm experienced,
I'm hardworking,
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and I'm unflappable
in the face of...
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[LOUD BOOMING AND CRASHING]
[SCREAMS]
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Oh, my God! What was that?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪
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[ALARM BLARING]
Scully, are you hurt?
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- Is that blood?
- It's glitter.
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There was a box on Jake's desk.
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I opened it,
and it just exploded.
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I can't feel my face.
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And, not to be rude,
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but is that something
you can normally feel?
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Oh, right. I guess I'm fine.
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Jeffords, evacuate the precinct.
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- I'll contact the bomb squad.
- No, no, no, no, no, wait.
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I think this actually
might have been
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a prank that malfunctioned.
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Look, the box
was connected to a tank
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of compressed air
under the desk.
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It was supposed to shoot
glitter at whoever opened it,
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but something must have clogged
the pressure release valve,
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- and the tank exploded.
- Wow.
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The silver lining
is no one got hurt.
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And the lead lining
is that this prank
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caused significant property
damage in the precinct.
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Fair point, but we do shatter
a lot of glass around here.
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Either it's Rosa
who's disappointed
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in her Buzzfeed results...
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I am not a Blanche.
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Or Charles trying to bro out...
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Hut, think fast, dude.
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Or just Terry
gently shutting a window
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and forgetting how strong he is.
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- And look at this.
- Evidence was compromised.
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Oh no, the shirt from
the Dekalb Street murder.
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That's the only
hard evidence we have.
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ADA Green's already mad
we didn't find anything else.
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Why is this on your desk,
Peralta?
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I logged it out for trial,
but Officer Howard
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is the one who got it
from the evidence locker.
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Let's blame him.
He's always up to no good.
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What? You don't even know me.
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- Yes, I do.
- Then what's my last name?
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I thought it was Howard.
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- It's Booth.
- My name is Howard Booth.
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Okay, fine,
but just so you know,
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the only thing I'm gonna
remember from this interaction
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is that you put me
on the spot, so...
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Sir, I know this is important,
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but I kinda gotta go.
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Cagney and Lacey's
recorder concert's
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in an hour
and I promised that I...
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No one leaves until the culprit
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is brought to justice.
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But they're playing
"Uptown Funk."
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I wouldn't care if
they were playing actual music.
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Whoever did this was obviously
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someone Peralta pranked
seeking revenge.
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Who are his recent victims?
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[CHUCKLES]
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I'm sorry,
but I'm the Prankmaster General
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and I take that role
very seriously.
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Look at this. There's a note.
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It says, "Gotcha back, babe."
It was Amy.
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Who else would call Jake "babe"?
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Charles went through
that year-long phase
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where he called
everybody "babe."
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- Uh-huh.
- I forget.
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Did you guys like that?
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[TOGETHER] No.
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I still think it was Amy.
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Obviously I'm being framed,
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probably by whomever
keeps accusing me.
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No one's asking
the obvious question.
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Why did Scully open a package
on Peralta's desk?
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Perhaps he was
setting up the prank,
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and it blew up in his face.
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[ALL MUTTERING IN AGREEMENT]
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No, I just saw a box
and I thought,
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"Oh, cookies come in boxes."
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[ALL MUTTERING IN AGREEMENT]
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I bet it wasn't anyone
in this squad.
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That's exactly what
a guilty person would say.
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So in order to prove
my innocence,
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I just need to start
pointing fingers?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Fine, it was Amy.
- Really?
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Because the "Babe" thing
screams you, Charles.
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- Oh, you wanna hear screaming?
- It was Amy!
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[OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
Somebody confess!
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[SIREN WHOOPS]
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[IN GERMAN ACCENT]
Well, well, well.
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What do we have here?
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It appears a crime
has been committed,
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and no one will confess.
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- Doing a German accent?
- I was going for Belgian,
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Like in "Murder on
the Orient Express."
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You sound like a Nazi.
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Okay, not a great note to hear.
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I'll just use my normal voice.
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The point is a crime
has been committed,
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and someone in this room did it.
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There are seven suspects
all with means and motive.
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It appears what we have
is a classic whodunnit.
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The phrase "whodunnit"
is a grammatical abomination.
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Please use the proper term,
a "who has done this."
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I will not, however,
in order to solve this case,
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we need the very finest
of detectives,
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one with a unique set
of skills, someone named...
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Dillman! I'll call Dillman!
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Who?
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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♪
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I hear you need some help
with a "who has done this."
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Squad,
meet detective Frank Dillman
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of the San Francisco PD.
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He is in town,
and we were supposed
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to have lunch tomorrow,
but I asked him to come down
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because I need an objective
set of eyes on this.
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- I can be objective.
- Then tell me.
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- How do I look today?
- Normal?
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No. Dillman?
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- Bloated.
- Thank you.
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Dillman is the single
best detective
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I have ever worked with.
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Sadly, he was unjustly fired
for investigating
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corruption in the NYPD.
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He hated dirty cops so much
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they used to call him Mr. Clean.
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Uh-huh, I'm sure
that's the only reason
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they called him that.
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- Because I'm bald?
- You think that's funny?
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I started shaving my head
20 years ago in solidarity
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with my mother who was
undergoing chemotherapy.
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Oh, look, I'm so sorry...
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I'm obviously lying.
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It's classic
male pattern baldness.
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But now, based on your reaction,
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I know every single thing
about you as a person.
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- That can't be true.
- It is.
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- You're cooked.
- All right, let's get started.
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I want written statements
from every witness...
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Personnel files
for the entire squad.
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Of course, I need to have
this desk dusted for prints,
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see if we get a hit
on the AFI system.
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Somebody could maybe get rid
of those pigeons.
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And, of course, I'll need
to see any surveillance video.
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Unfortunately,
this area's a blind spot.
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The camera that covers it
broke two weeks ago,
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and it hasn't been fixed yet.
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Really don't want me
to see that security footage,
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do you, Lieutenant?
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- Hm, I wonder why.
- I was just stating the facts.
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I didn't do anything
to the camera.
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I never thought you did,
but now I know
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every single thing
about you as a person.
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Everyone back off.
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Dillman has the scene.
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♪
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Man, this sucks.
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This case would have been
the perfect chance for you
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to prove to Holt that you
deserve that task force.
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Yeah. Maybe it still is.
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Holt thinks Dillman's
the best detective
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he's ever worked with,
so what happens
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if I solve the case before him?
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Then I become the best
detective Holt has ever
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worked with, and he has
to give me the task force.
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Dillman thinks he knows
everything about me
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as a person, but there's
one thing he doesn't know.
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I'm about to take him down...
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Oh, my God,
he's staring right at us.
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Quick, pretend like
I was saying something else.
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Yes, Jake, you were young
when you lost your virginity.
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Thank you, Charles!
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.
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- The DA's office called.
- Greene is furious.
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He thinks he may have to drop
all charges in the Dekalb case.
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Whoever did this is facing
a massive suspension,
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and there's no use hiding
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because Dillman
will smoke you out.
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Right, but is there any way
he could hurry it up?
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So far it's just been a lot
of silent pacing.
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Would you ask a heart surgeon
to hurry it up?
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I mean, I would if he was
just walking around a room.
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Okay, here's what we know.
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The glitter bomb was placed
between 12:20 and 12:55.
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All the suspects say
they were at lunch
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and have an alibi for that time,
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which means one of you is lying.
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It was Terry.
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Thanks for coming by, Dill,
but I got it from here.
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You see, Terrence,
I couldn't help but notice
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you're not wearing
suspenders today...
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Odd, considering suspenders
are your entire personality.
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Seems a little reductive.
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I had a rough childhood,
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but I lifted myself up
through arts and athletics...
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- Ah-buh-buh-buhp.
- You're the suspenders guy.
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Something felt fishy,
so Jakey went fishing,
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and I caught me a fat one.
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And look at that...
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Terry's suspenders
stuffed into his desk drawer,
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and there's glitter on them...
Red glitter.
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Feels like that deserved
an audible gasp.
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- [GASPS LOUDLY]
- Thank you, Charles.
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You got messy
setting up the prank.
246
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You didn't want anyone to see.
247
00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,678
You put the suspenders
in your desk drawer.
248
00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,225
Case closed.
249
00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,638
Did you put that folder there
just so you could close it?
250
00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:09,837
Yes, Rosa, obviously.
251
00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,186
I didn't do anything.
252
00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,293
Well, if you didn't do anything,
253
00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,667
how come the case is closed?
254
00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:14,842
- It's not.
- Hm?
255
00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:16,365
The glitter
on Jeffords' suspenders
256
00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:19,324
is type 9A round red glitter
while the bomb spewed
257
00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,544
type 9C round red glitter,
but then I suppose
258
00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,894
all round red glitter
looks the same to you.
259
00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,983
No. I know the difference.
260
00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:28,769
- One is bigger?
- Shinier.
261
00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:29,987
Ah.
262
00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,269
The number refers to the size.
263
00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,836
The letter refers
to its reflective qualities.
264
00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,141
Seems like you know a weird
amount about glitter, man.
265
00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,038
So good detective work
is weird to you?
266
00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,779
Interesting squad
you have here, Raymond.
267
00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,496
- I didn't choose them.
- They were here when I arrived.
268
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,521
Understood.
269
00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,957
The real question is
why Jeffords
270
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,262
had glitter on him at all.
271
00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,786
Fortunately, I have the answer.
272
00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,831
I deduced that he has
three young daughters...
273
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,180
Twins and a toddler.
274
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,052
- Big deal.
- You saw the picture on his desk.
275
00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,097
I did, and judging by
276
00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,186
the maple trees in
the background of that picture,
277
00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,624
it was taken last fall...
Probably mid October.
278
00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,452
The twins are smiling,
each revealing a missing tooth.
279
00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,890
The twin on the right...
Let's call her "Twin A."
280
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,258
- That's Cagney.
- Is that relevant?
281
00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,545
- It's her name.
- So no.
282
00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,590
Twin A is missing
an upper right incisor
283
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,288
while Twin B is missing
a lower left incisor
284
00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,484
suggesting that they were seven
when the photo was taken,
285
00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,118
which would put them
in second grade.
286
00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,903
Spring semester
of second grade is when
287
00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,601
the Brooklyn schools
do their solar system unit,
288
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,168
a highlight of which
is constructing
289
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,561
a mobile of the planets.
290
00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,346
My hypothesis is that Twin A
and Twin B requested.
291
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:28,132
Daddy's help making Mars
sparkle, hence the red glitter.
292
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,395
Damn, yeah,
that's exactly right.
293
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,590
Just seems like
a very complicated way
294
00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,026
- of saying Terry has kids.
- Thank you.
295
00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,225
What?
296
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,420
The point is,
Jeffords is innocent,
297
00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:38,403
so I guess it's fair to say
case open.
298
00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,667
My God, I have gooseflesh.
299
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,625
So now I'd like to move on
to a real suspect.
300
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,280
I wanna see detective Diaz
in the box.
301
00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,064
- [GASPS]
- What... don't gasp for him.
302
00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,389
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry.
303
00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,956
- It just slipped out.
- Title of your sex tape.
304
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,089
Yeah, it's... obviously
it's the title of his sex tape.
305
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,767
Everyone's taking my stuff.
306
00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:56,857
[TENSE MUSIC]
307
00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:00,643
♪
308
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,578
Dillman never talks first
when he's in the box.
309
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,561
Well, Rosa never initiates
conversation of any kind.
310
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,650
Guys, I really
have to get out of here.
311
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,870
Somebody please say something
to get it started.
312
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,349
- No.
- And there it is.
313
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,569
Now that I have the upper hand,
let's get started.
314
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,571
Stupid Terry
and his stupid kids.
315
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,269
You were the only suspect
who did not go out for lunch,
316
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,054
but if you were eating
at your desk,
317
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,248
how did you not see
the perpetrator
318
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,578
plant the glitter bomb?
319
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,816
- I wasn't at my desk.
- I was in the break room.
320
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,252
- Oh, the break room.
- That explains it.
321
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,669
I guess we're done here.
322
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:30,064
Oh, here it comes...
The Dillman double back.
323
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,500
Just to double back...
324
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,328
- Oh, my.
- He actually said the words.
325
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,590
What a treat.
326
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,113
If you were in the break room,
327
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,898
why was the IP address
of your laptop
328
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,117
logged into the Wi-Fi
on the fifth floor?
329
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,771
Fine.
330
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,904
There's an empty office there
where I go to be alone.
331
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:48,212
- Seems innocent enough.
- Why would you lie about that?
332
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,824
Maybe because you were up there
assembling a glitter bomb.
333
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,478
[MUMBLES]
334
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,631
- I'm sorry, I didn't...
- I was watching a soap opera.
335
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,502
It's called "Drake's Hollow."
I never miss an episode.
336
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,635
It's my mother's favorite show,
and when things were bad
337
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,095
between us, it was the one thing
338
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,986
- that we could still talk about.
- Oh, that's sweet.
339
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,402
It is kind of sweet.
340
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,317
Sweet enough to fool
a lesser detective.
341
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,493
- What... I wasn't fooled.
- Take her away.
342
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,457
If you really watch
"Drake's Hollow" every day,
343
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,038
you won't mind if I give you
a little quiz.
344
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,064
You see, I've been known
to visit the Hollow myself
345
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,980
from time to time not unlike
Nicholas Van Bronderberg.
346
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,113
Who's the father
of Eliana's twins?
347
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,307
Christian is Jacob's father,
348
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,898
but Joshua was stolen
from the hospital.
349
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,421
His real father remains unknown.
350
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,616
Who did Joshua grow up to marry?
351
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,096
First came Sandra,
then there was Brigitte,
352
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,314
but she turned out
to be his sister.
353
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,775
Katherine died
during childbirth,
354
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,317
though it was later revealed
that she was murdered
355
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,778
by Amanda, Joshua's next wife.
356
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:32,842
They divorced after Amanda
357
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,017
was sentenced
to the electric chair.
358
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,825
But Joshua rebounded quickly
with Jasmine.
359
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,673
Jasmine was followed by Grace,
the love of his life,
360
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,370
but she had a contract dispute
with the producers
361
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,091
so she was killed
off camera by a snake.
362
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,484
[CHUCKLES] You messed up.
363
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,529
- You forgot Gwendolyn.
- No, I didn't.
364
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,575
Joshua and Gwendolyn were
technically never married
365
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,317
because that whole season took
place inside Kiki's mind...
366
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,362
[WHISPERING]
While she was in a coma.
367
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,191
Diaz is innocent.
368
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,150
So I guess he was wrong
about Rosa.
369
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,978
Don't worry about Dillman.
370
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,023
He's the best detective
I've ever worked with.
371
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,677
Or you just keep talking him up
372
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,655
because you don't want us
to notice how weird it is
373
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,091
that you brought in a friend
to work the case.
374
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,290
We're not friends.
375
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,572
My only friends
are James and Julian.
376
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,337
Hurtful, but I still
think it's strange
377
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,793
that you won't let me
run the investigation...
378
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,296
Unless, of course,
there's something
379
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,733
you're scared I might find.
380
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:14,864
Excuse me?
381
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,363
Where were you between
12:20 and 12:55?
382
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:17,867
You aren't seriously suggesting
383
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,129
that I am the prank man.
384
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,759
It does seem
a little far-fetched, Jake.
385
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,872
I mean, he did just use
the phrase, "prank man."
386
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,221
It's not far-fetched at all.
387
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,528
Holt is not the joyless robot
that he once was.
388
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,225
Is this about the time
I ate a burrito?
389
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,357
I was pressured into it.
390
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,924
Just tell us
where you were at lunch.
391
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,466
Well, if you must know,
I was having lunch with Boyle.
392
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,535
[LAUGHS] No way.
393
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,102
You two are
the second most unlikely.
394
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,407
Nine-Nine lunch combination.
395
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,105
First is anyone
with Hitchcock and Scully.
396
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,584
Second is Holt and Charles.
397
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,021
It is pretty strange.
398
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,023
I mean, obviously
it was uncomfortable,
399
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,111
but it was a work lunch.
400
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,349
Look, it's not a big deal, guys.
401
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,611
We don't have to talk about it.
402
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,463
I was offering him
the task force position.
403
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,639
Boyle is my choice.
404
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,684
Boyle?
405
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:53,555
From work?
406
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,036
[CHUCKLES] Oh.
407
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,865
How great for him...
[LAUGHS] And no one else.
408
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,320
You know what, I just remembered
that I'm late to leave.
409
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,432
Gotta go, bye.
410
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:03,913
.
411
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,436
Hey.
412
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,786
I don't understand, Charles.
413
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,372
If Holt already assigned you
to the task force,
414
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,721
why were you helping me
try and get it?
415
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,834
I was planning
on telling Holt no.
416
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,357
What? That's insane.
417
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:14,881
It's a huge opportunity.
418
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,815
I know, but I've been meaning
to cut back on hours.
419
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,362
I'm working too much.
420
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,842
It's affecting Nikolaj
at school.
421
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,844
He's been making
so many new friends.
422
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,193
Wait, isn't that a good thing?
423
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,194
No, he's trying
to get me jealous.
424
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,717
I did the same thing to my dad.
425
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,937
So, Jake, for real.
426
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,132
I'm not gonna take
the assignment.
427
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,984
[SIGHS]
Okay, I guess that makes sense.
428
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,551
But just promise me you're not
turning it down because of me.
429
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,379
Jake, I promise.
430
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,512
Okay.
431
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,427
Great, well,
432
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,144
if you're turning it down,
that means there's still
433
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,493
an opportunity for me
to solve the case
434
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,147
and prove to Holt
I belong on the task force.
435
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,086
- What task force?
BOTH: [SURPRISED GRUNT]
436
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,020
- How long have you been here?
- Just a few seconds.
437
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,282
But that was
more than enough time
438
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,806
for me to ascertain
everything about you...
439
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,069
- As a person, yes, we know.
- No one likes a know-it-all.
440
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,703
You're married to one.
441
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,226
- You're married to one.
- Follow me.
442
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,880
I have an important
announcement to make.
443
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,535
BOTH: Dillman.
444
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,078
May I have everyone's
attention please?
445
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,495
I have solved the,
"who has done this."
446
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,323
I know by whom it was done.
447
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,934
- It was Jake Peralta.
- What?
448
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,153
That's crazy.
The box was on my desk.
449
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,676
- I'm the victim.
- Wrong.
450
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,417
- Scully's the victim.
- You know,
451
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,047
you think glitter's gonna taste
like sprinkles, but it doesn't.
452
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,440
- It tastes like blood.
- That is blood.
453
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,615
The glitter's
shredding your tongue.
454
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,770
Oh.
455
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:19,728
Why would I blow up my own desk?
456
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,251
For the task force.
457
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,881
I just heard you say
you wanted to prove to Holt
458
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,056
that you're a great detective.
459
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,603
That's why you set
this whole thing up.
460
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:26,996
It was a perfect plan,
461
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,800
and you would've gotten away
with it if not for me.
462
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,173
Wow. You're a lunatic.
463
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,108
Would a lunatic know
that your body temperature
464
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,525
just rose 9/10 of a degree
indicating guilt?
465
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,092
- Yes.
- Oh, look.
466
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,616
What do we have here...
467
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,227
A receipt from Party Zone
468
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,924
for one air tank rental
paid in cash.
469
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,057
- That's not mine.
- I never keep my receipts.
470
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,275
Amy, tell them.
471
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,644
Tell them how much
our accountant hates me.
472
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,061
She hates him so much.
473
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,299
My bag was sitting
next to my desk.
474
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,759
Anyone could have
put that in there.
475
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:51,997
That kind of evidence
would never hold up at trial.
476
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,283
You'd be laughed out of court.
477
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,608
I've only been laughed at
in court once,
478
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,373
and that was because
I made a terrific joke.
479
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,201
I was there. It was hilarious.
480
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,376
Come on.
481
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,596
I guess it's fair to say
case closed.
482
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,945
No. He stole that from me.
483
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,164
Go home.
484
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,427
You're suspended
until further notice.
485
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,732
This is nuts.
486
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,082
I can't believe Holt believes
487
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,301
that ridiculous windbag
and his sack of lies.
488
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,956
Oh, I know everything about
glitter and "Drake's Elbow."
489
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,262
- "Hollow."
- Amy, please.
490
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,481
I just need your support
right now, okay?
491
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,981
Wait a minute,
you believe me, right?
492
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,832
Of course I do. I'm your wife.
493
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,182
I'm on your side no matter what.
494
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,618
[SIGHS] Thanks.
495
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,967
- Same, by the way.
- Thanks.
496
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,534
I mean,
no one really suspects me.
497
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:27,970
- Right.
- Look, go home.
498
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,972
I'll check for prints
on the Party Zone receipt.
499
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,409
Yours won't be there,
but maybe someone else's will.
500
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,846
- Wait a minute.
- Prints... that's it.
501
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,761
- I think I know who framed me.
- Who?
502
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:37,913
- I can't say yet.
- I wanna be sure.
503
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,131
You wanna do
a big, dramatic reveal
504
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,393
in front of everyone, don't you?
505
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,505
Yes, obviously.
506
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,506
Look, I have to check
on one thing.
507
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,073
- Don't let anybody leave.
- Okay.
508
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:45,335
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
509
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,747
[IN GERMAN ACCENT]
Attention, everyone.
510
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,425
Stop what you are doing.
511
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,794
[NORMALLY]
Eh, still a little Nazi.
512
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,124
I'm gonna just drop the accent.
513
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,256
- Peralta, you can't be here.
- You're suspended.
514
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,823
And you're lucky it's not worse.
515
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,172
The DA's office
wanted you fired.
516
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,435
I'm being framed,
and I know who did it.
517
00:15:58,479 --> 00:15:59,523
It was Dillman!
518
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,352
[SCOFFS] I just met you today.
519
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,919
- Why would I do that?
- Good question.
520
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,009
It's because you want Holt
to put you on that task force.
521
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,011
Dillman can't be
on a New York task force.
522
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,752
The SFPD would never approve it.
523
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,015
Correct, only he's not SFPD.
524
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,340
When you first arrived,
you asked us to check
525
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,410
the fingerprints
against the AFI system,
526
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:19,021
but that system hasn't
been used in over five years
527
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,370
by any police department.
528
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,939
Well, I used
the AFI system for 20 years.
529
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,897
- I guess I misspoke.
- Oh, misspoke.
530
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,092
I see. That explains everything.
531
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,683
My apologies.
532
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,815
I'm just gonna
head back on out to exile...
533
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,078
Just to double back.
534
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,620
- My God.
- He's double backing Dillman.
535
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,013
How could the best detective
that Holt's ever worked with
536
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,212
make such a mistake?
537
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,537
I wondered myself,
so I made a few phone calls.
538
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:40,086
It turns out,
Dillman was fired by the SFPD.
539
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,913
I guess he rubbed the brass
the wrong way.
540
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,413
Not only that,
but he's currently working
541
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,179
part time at Yarn Barn,
a hobby shop in Albany.
542
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,572
I have his manager
on the phone right now.
543
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,681
- Frank, what is going on?
- You have a shift tonight.
544
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,054
You know I have finals.
545
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,534
[STAMMERS] I'm so sorry, Alyssa.
546
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,711
I got hung up in the city.
I just lost track of time.
547
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,254
- This explains everything.
- He's not a great detective.
548
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,236
He's a sad man working part time
549
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,021
selling crafting supplies.
550
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,849
- Okay, fine, yes.
- I was fired by the SFPD.
551
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,242
And yes, I contacted Raymond
552
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,741
in hopes of getting on
that task force.
553
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,072
I thought it would be my way
back onto the NYPD.
554
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,595
Oh, my God.
I hate the Yarn Barn.
555
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,162
Really disappointing
to hear, Frank,
556
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,705
Yeah, well you're
a bad manager, Alyssa, okay?
557
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,210
You play favorites and it hurts
to be on the outside.
558
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,404
- You don't even show up to...
- Okay.
559
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,579
I was gonna bring up
the task force
560
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,103
when I had lunch
with Raymond tomorrow,
561
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,693
but when he called
about this case,
562
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,956
I thought solving it
would seal the deal...
563
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,021
Which would have been easy
since you set
564
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,109
the whole thing up to frame me.
565
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,438
Ridiculous.
566
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,242
Why would I have waited
so long to accuse you?
567
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,224
Because if you
solved it right away,
568
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,375
it would've been too obvious.
569
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,419
He's deflecting
because he's guilty.
570
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,812
Dillman lied about
where he worked.
571
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,011
We can't trust him.
572
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:36,968
The receipt was
in Peralta's bag.
573
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,120
You're the glitter expert.
574
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,101
Well, you're
the Prankmaster General.
575
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,103
BOTH: It was him. [SIREN WHOOPS]
576
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,627
It wasn't either of you,
577
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,977
but I know who it was.
578
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,381
Son of a bitch
stole my bullhorn.
579
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:49,894
.
580
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,419
Okay, I'm not 100% sure
this is right,
581
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,203
and maybe
I'm missing something...
582
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,659
Charles, as a veteran
of many big reveals,
583
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,771
can I give you a tip?
584
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,381
- Not so much waffling.
- I agree.
585
00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,339
You're not commanding the room.
586
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,297
Let him finish... his way.
587
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,298
But do pace it up a bit,
Charles.
588
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,647
Copy that.
589
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,606
So from the beginning,
I was very skeptical
590
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,825
that anyone in our squad
was behind the prank.
591
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,412
- Why didn't you just say that?
- I did, and then you said,
592
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,153
"That's exactly what
a guilty person would say."
593
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,178
Eh, I stand by it.
594
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,267
Okay, so who was the prank man?
595
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,311
There was no prank.
596
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,704
That was just a cover.
597
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,272
You see, guys,
the point of the explosion
598
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:22,449
was to contaminate the evidence
of the Dekalb Street murder.
599
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,905
But the suspect is in prison,
has no ties to organized crime,
600
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,211
and no means
of bribing an officer.
601
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,976
How could he have possibly
pulled that off?
602
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,649
Yeah, Jake, that stumped me
for a little bit too,
603
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,936
but then something you said
gave me an idea.
604
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,827
I mean, that kind of evidence
would never hold up at trial.
605
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,157
You'd be laughed out of court.
606
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,569
Ah, yeah,
I remember when I said that.
607
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,378
It was awesome.
Wait, but who did it?
608
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,641
The mastermind was ADA Greene.
609
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,425
He didn't have enough evidence
for the case.
610
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,774
He was afraid he was gonna lose
611
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,298
and needed someone
to blame it on.
612
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,647
Whom did he work with...
613
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,431
Obviously someone who knew
about the pranks
614
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,607
and that Amy called Jake "babe."
615
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,043
Excellent question, Captain.
616
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,151
It took a little digging
to find that out,
617
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,742
but I pulled
some personnel files
618
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,787
and combed through
some social media.
619
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,678
Do you know what
Greene's wife's maiden name is?
620
00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,790
- Duchovny?
- No.
621
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,878
- Zappa.
- No.
622
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,489
- Fagerbakke.
- No, Booth.
623
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,317
Howard Booth...
624
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,492
As in, Officer Booth.
625
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,624
Oh, yes. Officer Howard.
626
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,060
He's Greene's brother-in-law.
627
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,106
He didn't just put the evidence
on Jake's desk.
628
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,108
- He put the glitter bomb there.
- Oh, my God.
629
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,458
- We have to find Booth.
- Already did it.
630
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,807
And I booked him.
631
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,680
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
Oh, classic elevator reveal.
632
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,508
This feels like it calls
for an audible gasp.
633
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,963
- [GASPS LOUDLY]
- Not from you, Charles.
634
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,206
From me. [GASPS LOUDLY]
635
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,294
[GASPS LOUDLY]
636
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,532
Wait, did you just
gasp at my gasp?
637
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,297
Sorry. Your gasp was so good.
638
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,753
Oh, thank you for gasping
at my gasp.
639
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,300
My pleasure.
640
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,149
Sorry you missed
your daughter's concert.
641
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,391
No, no, it's okay.
642
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,219
Sharon totally understood...
643
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,265
After I lied to her
and said we had to stay late
644
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,440
because Rosa got shot.
645
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,224
Next time you see her,
walk with a limp.
646
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,183
Copy that.
647
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,272
Hey, you know you don't
have to sweep up, right?
648
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,577
Well, someone's gotta.
649
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,076
Plus it reminds me
of the three years I spent
650
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,493
as a cleaning lady in college.
651
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,887
Huh, I guess there really
is no term for cleaning man.
652
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,715
- Mm-mm.
- That's not great.
653
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,238
So hey, listen.
654
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,719
I wanted to say great job today
and also I'm sorry.
655
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,024
Sorry for what?
656
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,350
Well, when I heard
you got the task force,
657
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,265
my first reaction was just
to feel sad for myself
658
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,377
instead of happy for you.
659
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,379
Well, you sure hid it well.
660
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,728
I really didn't.
661
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,575
I stormed into the other room
and moped by myself.
662
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:10,557
Eh, but you had style.
663
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,907
Charles, no. Look.
664
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,865
You have to take
the task force job.
665
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,911
Really? What about Nikolaj?
666
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,739
He's gonna be so proud
of his dad.
667
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,480
I bet he even ditches
those new friends.
668
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,742
Oh, man. That's the dream.
669
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,570
Thank you for saying that.
670
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,094
Honestly, though, I still don't
get why Holt chose me over you.
671
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,879
- Are you kidding?
- I mean, just look at today.
672
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,751
Instead of fighting
for attention,
673
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,468
you did the work and
methodically built your case.
674
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,209
You noticed things that
a room full of seasoned cops
675
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,538
all missed.
676
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,279
You're a great detective,
Charles.
677
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,672
Wow.
678
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,805
Even in defeat,
you are a true prince of a man.
679
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,590
- The task force is yours.
- What? No.
680
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,939
Boyle, just take the win!
681
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,984
- Right.
- It was good to see you today.
682
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,267
I'll keep my ears open for any
job opportunities that arise.
683
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,598
Appreciate it. I could use it.
684
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:55,036
Just got a text from Alyssa I've
been fired by the Yarn Barn.
685
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,449
Well, you still the best damn
detective I've ever worked with.
686
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,127
Thank you.
687
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,607
Wait a minute.
688
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,280
Your iris just contracted
by 1/10th of a millimeter.
689
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,566
You're lying.
690
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,370
Yes, I've lost a lot
of respect for you today.
691
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,483
Understood.
692
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,051
Goodbye, Raymond.
693
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,009
Well... [SIGHS]
694
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,751
Since Dillman is clearly
out of the top spot now,
695
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,642
who's the best detective
you've ever worked with?
696
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:19,190
It's Sergeant
Leslie Hunt-Minkoff.
697
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,411
Who?
698
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,326
Not a doctor. Shh.
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