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- Previously on "below deck sailing yacht."

- you're only looking at the things that haven't been done.

- Ciara, stop ----ing with me.

- Paget and I working in the same department--

it's more of an adjustment than I thought.

- Wrap it round, wrap it round.

- If we hit the dock, it could be

hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.

- It's so ----ing ridiculous.

- Do you like my hair when it goes frizzy?

- You look hot.

- I'm enjoying the casual flirtation

between adam and I right now.

- Hey, parks, what's up.

- When last were you in a relationship?

- Last year.

Parting ways with katie is the hardest thing

I've ever had to do.

- So we have sylvia, a single mother from boise, idaho,

her daughter, and their one-month-old daughter.

- Is that even legal? - These parents are crazy.

- Hi. - Welcome aboard.

- What do we have to do to stay a couple extra weeks?

- We can organize that, we can organize that.

- Are you guys heading to the beach to check it out?

- As soon as a superior tells me that I can go.

- I know.

- I'm not perfect.

- Your hair looks good. Matches the head that it's on.

- This is my first time working with anyone.

- The laundry is a ----ing sh---show.

- Madison? - Yeah?

- Can you help georgia?

- Dude, I'm one human being.

I'm doing service and then having to go do turn-downs.

- You can go to the beach now. - There's only so much I can do.

- Can leave you to finish the master?

- [ sighs ]

[bleep] me.

- Break her down to ----ing pulp.

- I'm already torturing myself trying to get the best out of me

that I can, so [bleep] you guys.

- I'd ----ing can her ass.

- So I was down and then I got to the cabin area,

and I'm like, can I leave you to do the master,

and then she goes, [bleep] me.

- I'd ----ing can her ass, personally.

- Jenna talking about me behind my back

is starting to become a bit of a pattern.

- Georgia was telling me

she feels like you think she's incompetent.

- But [bleep], what am I going to do?

I'm very cautious about coming across as disrespectful,

because that will also get me fired.

I'm just going to have to watch my back.

- If she's gonna be disrespectful--

- and I'm not a bitch, you know?

[ laughs ] - why are you laughing?

- Because it's kinda why I like you.

You know how to hold your ground.

- Yeah. - For lack of other terms.

- Whoa, this is fantastic. - So good.

- So I just wanted to check in to see if you did feel

like going to the bonfire. - We're going.

[ yawning ]

- adam, where can I find the s'mores stuff?

I'm gonna take madison over now to set up.

I'm just gonna change real quick.

- I'm good, I'm gonna stay back with this one.

- Have a good sleep. - Thank you.

- Oh! - She's done?

- It would have been nice to, like, know that I was going

instead of being told 20 seconds before leaving.

What the [bleep], dude?

Jenna and georgia both have one job.

Apparently, I have five jobs.

- You guys coming back to get the guests?

- Any second now.

- Okay, they're all here on the aft deck.

- Should we come down? - Yeah, if you guys are ready.

- Like, yeah. - Oh, no.

- Like, fall into the water. I got it, I got it.

- Okay. You guys all jumping in?

- No, I gotta stay on board.

- Aw. - Stay aboard?

- I gotta stay here. - Aw.

- Have fun! - Goodbye, captain!

- Copy.

Welcome to your private beach.

- Thank you.

- Wow, this is awesome. - Thank you.

- Yeah, of course. - Thank you.

- We have s'mores for everyone, too.

- Yeah!

- Wow.

- When we speak to each other face-to-face,

I think we're on the same team.

But I don't really feel I can trust jenna at this point.

- Do you think we should talk trash about adam and jess

and angelica right now? - Damn baby.

- Yeah.

[ baby crying ]

- shh!

- I'm going to bed. - Good night, mate.

See you in the morning. - See you in the morning.

- Yeah, midnight, I think I'm pretty far behind.

- Yeah, me too.

- Woo, got smoke in my face.

- With the wine-- I love the commitment.

- Looks like you burned that. - Right, what I want.

- I hate sandy feet.

Sandy feet and wet kneecaps-- I hate 'em.

- This is not mine either. - Really?

- I'm not a 32, I'm a 34 waist.

- You're the 34-- I don't think you're fat.

I just thought you were the manliest man on the boat.

I think it's honestly a good thing

if I don't actually nail everyone's measurements

first time.

I think that means that I'm not like, you know--

- well, mine are normally black.

- Your girlfriend buys your underwear for you, I know.

- Yeah, again, you always upset me.

I'm going.

- Are you ready? - Yeah.

- All right, let's do it. - Cool.

- Ooh!

- The tender is en route back to the boat.

- How was the beach? - So nice.

- Was it nice? - Yeah.

- That's okay, there's not that much stuff.

- You'll be okay? - Yeah, I'll be fine.

- Okay. - Go to bed.

- All right, I'm off to bed.

- Sleep well. - All right, thanks, jenna.

Good night.

- And we'll see you in the morning.

- Yeah.

- Paget and I have been bickering a lot

the last few days, and I just don't wanna deal with it.

There's not that much stuff. I'll do it on my own.

When I was little my nickname was "I do it,"

because I just preferred to do everything on my own.

I just want some space right now.

- Madison. - Yeah?

- All the guests have gone to bed.

I've cleaned up mostly everything.

- I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

but this is where laundry's at.

Yeah, we're drying guest laundry,

we're gonna finish drying these towels.

You don't have to fold anything except the guest stuff.

- What the [bleep]?

Laundry is georgia's thing.

So is georgia really slow at her job,

or is jenna just bad at giving instruction?

Someone call scooby doo, because this mystery needs to be solved.

I'm gonna have coffee. - Good night, byron.

- Night, sleep well.

[ baby fussing, whining ]

- mm.

[ grunting ] oh.

- See you in the morning.

[ alarm beeping ]

- hey. [ baby crying ]

someone's a hungry girl.

- There you go, honey.

- Paget, is it a bit of a puzzle just figuring out these covers?

We've gotta try 'em on.

- Yeah, it's a bit of trial and error, really.

They're new covers, so I'm not 100 percent sure

which ones are for which.

- Blasphemy!

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- How did you sleep? - Good, actually.

- Good. - Adam didn't sleep, so--

- aw.

Breakfast is just anywhere between 9:00 and 10:00ish.

- Okay, perfect.

[ sighs ]

- madison was supposed to do the laundry

and she hadn't done it to completion.

[bleep]

I've got enough problems between myself and jenna,

and I don't want to lose my job on the premise

of someone else's mistakes.

- How's your yogurt? - Delicious.

- I can't keep a straight face. - Why?

- I don't know why, it's weird. [ clears throat ]

I'm totally enjoying this flirtatious banter

that I've got going on with jenna,

but I know how quickly and easily

I can be infatuated with someone.

Like to pursue something?

Wes is moving in on malia.

I'm not too happy about it.

Are you getting all ----ing tense?

She was distracting.

- I know, exactly.

It's like dude, get your head out this chick's ass

and ----ing go and menu-plan.

- You got chef and chief stew.

If this were to go belly-up, that would be a disaster.

Getting a little... Woo, it's warm in here.

Is my vent working?

- You gonna come have breakfast with nana?

- Ladies, got some hot food in the galley for you.

- Pastries galore. - Oh, yum.

- Yum. - Wow.

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

- I'm gonna have to go on a major diet after this.

- Stupid covers. - Hello.

- I just wanted to double-check the plan.

- Over there, there's loads of interesting rocks.

You can jump off one part for cliff-jumping.

- And then doing a little bit of a sail.

- Exactly.

- No. - Why?

- Glenn told me unless we were, like, under sail,

I should be in my polo. - Yeah.

- Yeah, so that would be now. - Okay.

- Otherwise, you look bad.

- [ scoffs ] why do you care what they think?

The guests don't care if I'm in a polo or a t-shirt.

They're just worried about what they get for breakfast.

- You're making me look stupid, dude.

- I'm making you look stupid? - Yes.

Go and change and I'll do the cushions.

- Okay.

The posh world of yachting.

- I feel like a king.

Honestly, like, I feel like some king at a royal feast.

- Bah, humbug.

I've got, like, specific ----ing things to do.

- Okay. I understand it's frustrating, but,

like, I have jenna saying things to me,

I have you saying things to me.

I'm literally doing the best I ----ing can

and it's really starting to get to me.

I'm just, like--I feel like people are just lashing out

at me because I'm the middle person,

and it's really upsetting.

- I'm saying, like, how can we--

- [ groaning ] oh. - It is a half-hour--

- I just need--I just need a minute, I'm sorry.

- Coming up...

- We're ready to go sailing.

- Hold that baby, adam.

Ooh--ooh-- [ screams ]

- and later...

[ creaking, grinding ]

- whoa, we are hitting the dock.

Byron! Byron!

I don't know where the [bleep] everybody is.

[ baby fussing ] - ooh, honey.

- Now there's a handsome young chap.

- We should get some ascots. - What are ascots?

- The little...

- Now you're taking it too far..

Let's get the rest of these covers on.

- I'm gonna take her down,

I think, adam, see if I can get her to sleep.

- Is everyone finished for now? - Yes.

- Paget can take you to cliff-jumping,

and then the plan for the afternoon was just to sail.

- That'd be fun.

- Hi. - Hey.

- I need a hand.

- Yes, I know.

- I assumed somebody's going wakeboarding or something.

- No, you didn't know what's going on.

- Paget, paget, the guests are ready to go cliff-jumping.

- Copy, thanks.

- So pretty. - It's gorgeous.

- Killer day for this. - Yeah.

Are we good? - Ready?

- Yeah, whenever you're ready. - Let's do it.

- That is beautiful.

- The rock I was thinking of was this one just here.

- Oh, this is gonna be sick.

- He's got like three meters of air.

- Ah!

- That was great.

- Shh, shh, shh.

- You can go on a break.

- Okay, sure. About cleaning the cabins--

- yeah?

- I can do three minutes a cabin,

but it's only uninterrupted.

- Well, we'll work on it.

- Jenna's still not trustworthy overall.

Thank you. - Yeah.

- I don't care about who gets the gold star,

I just want to get everything done

without any ----ing complaints.

- Did you have any breakthroughs with number three?

- Minimal, but I was never like that.

- No, me neither. It's just an age thing.

- What are you bitching about now?

- I'm not bitching. - Oh, you're not?

I thought I saw your mouth moving.

- You guys wanna head back to the boat?

- Yeah. - All right.

- Let's go.

- Parker, parker, pag, we're on our way back.

Give us a hand with getting the guests up.

- Copy that.

- Woo-hoo!

- How was it, was it all right?

[ humming ] - let's get outta here.

- Interior, interior, glenn, stow for sailing.

I'm firing up now.

- Madison, please stay on service

while georgia and I stow. - Copy.

- Here we go.

- These are gonna go flying if they're left up here.

- Byron, start picking up the anchor.

- Speed dial.

- Boom, boom, pow.

- It's a lot of breeze, it's 22 knots.

This is way more wind than was forecast.

I have to be cognizant of the guests' safety,

especially with a baby on board.

And with all the sails up, we'll be overpowered.

I think we're not gonna go with the main;

we'll go with the mizzen and the genoa,

which will give us good balance.

- Yeah.

- As a captain you're always a little bit worried.

- This is gonna be awesome. - It should be fine.

Fingers crossed.

- Gonna watch the mizzen?

- Oh, my gosh, look how big that thing is.

- You got like seven or eight left.

- Thank you.

And then we'll just get the gen out.

- Wow, oh, the big one's up now.

- Holy crap, look how big that sail is.

- Whoa. - That's so cool.

- Look at that. - Awesome.

- We're ready to go sailing.

- We're sailing. - That's so cool.

- Oh, my gosh. - Wow.

[ rumbling ] - ooh.

- Ooh! - Yeah--whoa.

- [bleep] me.

- Hold that baby, adam.

- No, thank you, sir.

- Woo--woo-- [ screams ]

- when we have the sails up,

we're in the hands of the gods, so to speak.

If I was a parent, I wouldn't want my baby

sliding across the ----ing floor.

You don't want that thing to get dented.

That's serious damage.

- Core strength, guys, core strength.

- Let me straighten out the wheel.

- What a sail.

- You're okay.

- We're gonna put sails away as soon as this guy passes.

- Can we race him?

- He looks like he'd beat us.

- All right.

Well, our boat's bigger, anyway.

- Exactly. Okay, coming out on the genoa.

- Yamas! - Yamas.

- I'm gonna go down for my break for a couple of hours.

When we're anchored, one person on standby

on the swim platform, in case we've got swimmers.

- Okay.

- Byron, byron, stand by to anchor, please.

- Yeah, glenn, I'm on my way.

- He's gonna tell us in a minute to man the anchor.

But you wanna ride the brake.

Going too fast, tighten it up.

- Let it go, let it go, let it go.

- Too tight. Let it go.

- There are endless things on deck for me to learn,

and I wanna learn them all.

- How many flew? - Three.

- Good, one more.

- I'm a visual learner.

Tell me what you're gonna tell me, tell me what you told me.

It's like essay writing 101. That's how I learn.

- Whoa--that's it, perfect.

- All crew, all crew, I got some grub in the galley.

- Copy, thank you.

- Ciara, do you wanna eat first or second?

- You can go first.

- Could you join us for dinner tonight?

- Absolutely. - We'd love to have you.

- Yeah. - That would be awesome.

- Perfect.

- We'd love to be able to talk to you a little more, and--

- sure.

- Gosh, you've got a great life and interesting--

- oh, but I think I'm the boring one.

- I don't think so.

- It's hard in the industry to be in a relationship,

because you're constantly moving,

which I'm totally fine with.

If I wanna do something as part of what

I wanna experience in life,

and I don't have a partner to do it,

it doesn't stop me, not even slightly.

I'm in love with traveling.

- Glenn is also eating with them.

- Good to know.

- [ baby cries ] - hey.

- Thanks adam. - You're welcome.

- We gotta have one person up. - Why?

- Paget said so.

- On deck.

- When we're anchored, one person on standby

on the swim platform, in case we've got swimmers.

- Okay.

That's why I asked if you wanted to eat first

or you want me to eat first.

- It's fine, it's just for a couple minutes.

- I'm gonna go up, you eat. - No, you're not gonna go up.

- We have guests up there.

- Yeah, they're on the fly bridge, sleeping.

- They could get up and go swimming at any point,

and we wouldn't know.

- Why is parker telling me what my boyfriend wants me to do?

If paget wants me to do something,

paget's gonna tell me to do it, not parker.

- It's a precaution. - Fine.

- Thank you.

Asshole.

- Coming up...

- Where's madison?

- Oh, my god, my skin is crawling.

- Madison, madison, jenna.

- We gotta have one person up. There's guests up there.

- Fine, I'll get up there.

I'm so pissed off.

I'm supposed to be paget's number two,

not take orders from a green deckhand.

- I just want you to keep looking at me with that look.

- What look?

- You know what look I'm talking about.

There she goes.

- All stews, please change into your evening dresses.

- Copy that.

- Oh, my god, this boat.

- I'm gonna rinse these tender covers real quick.

- We already put the covers on fresh this morning.

- Paget, is it a bit of a puzzle just figuring out these covers?

- Yeah, it's a bit of trial and error, really.

- Let's do the-- - no, no, no, listen to me.

- Okay.

- I wanna wring them out really well

and throw them in the dryer

so that they're kinda decently fresh.

- I know I'm green, but I do know

what I'm talking about sometimes.

I think that ciara thinks that

because she's paget's girlfriend,

she can boss me around.

- Parker, parker, georgia.

I'm just checking if you're in your cabin.

- I'm not, I'm outside by the transom.

- Has anybody gone to this little town?

- Is this a place that we can go in for a drink or something?

- Yeah, absolutely. - I say we do it.

Mom hasn't gotten out in the wild.

[ laughs ]

- paget, paget, georgia.

- Oh, when would I ever need to talk to you?

- I love hearing you on the radio, it's very--

- really? - --Sensual.

- Really?

- It's like who's being a naughty boy?

My name's georgia.

- The only thing messier than this laundry room

is my personal life.

I think the only consistent type of guy

that I date are ones that are emotionally unhealthy for me

and very likely psychopaths,

and they're gonna leave me for my best friend.

Paget, paget, georgia.

[ laughs ]

- sweet potato puree, carrots--

- it's gonna be brisk on the ride in.

- Think she'll be okay? - I think she'll be all right.

- Can we talk at some point?

- Yeah, what's up?

- I'm a little bit pissed off with parker lately.

He's telling me what to do and how to do it all the time,

and it's getting to the point

where it's really pissing me off.

He does not listen to me.

- Are they waiting down there, mom?

- No, I don't think so--maybe.

- Everything he's doing?

Like, well, you have to remember--we're just--

we're actually talking about you, just so you know.

- Okay.

- In terms of when I'm not on board,

take the lead from ciara. She knows--

- well, do you want us eating at the same time if you're down?

- Are they down there, adam? - Um, no.

- We weren't talking about the eating thing.

We didn't really discuss that. - No, I want one of you guys up.

- Yeah, yeah, and that makes sense.

- If there's one person-- if there's one--

- well, that's all I was saying, ciara, is that--

- I--we weren't even talking about that.

- I was just telling you what paget said.

- But-- - that's good.

You should know that.

And that's good to reinforce that as well.

- Who are we waiting on?

- Do you feel like I've been undermining you?

- You're not asking me what you should be doing,

you're just telling me what you're doing and what I'm doing.

- Sorry to interrupt-- the guests are ready to go.

- Getting frustrated with the-- - yeah.

We can talk about this later.

You wanna go drop the guests off?

- Maybe it's too windy, angelica.

- Are you taking them? - Yeah, can you stall them?

I need to go put the covers back on the seats.

- Okay.

She's just coming out in four minutes to drive you to the--

- okay.

- If you speak directly like that

you're gonna get certain people's backs up.

- Now I'm embarrassed, because they are waiting in there.

- You're probably gonna want your sandals.

- I have her flip-flops. - Oh, you got 'em?

- We're adults, we've gotta work together.

We have to be a team.

- If I'm on the same page, we all have to be.

- We're not in kindergarten.

- Paget, I don't disagree with you at all.

Working with a couple, I feel like I can't win.

I feel like I did everything right today,

but I'm still the one getting scolded by paget.

- Sorry to interrupt, the guests are now waiting

ages to get onto the tender

because ciara doesn't have the cushions back on.

- The cushions are back on-- the cushions are--

- she took them out to--

- the cushions are on, I put the cushions on this morning.

- She put them back in the dryer,

and I told her not to, because--

- why? They weren't wet. - I told her not to.

- I was just saying if we go all the way

over there and everything's closed--

- no, I--

- what cushions are off, ciara?

- Hm? Nothing, they're on now.

- They--why did you take the cushion covers off?

- Because they were soaking wet.

- Oy vey.

- You guys ready?

- Put her in there, and then you get on the boat,

and then I'll hand you her. - Okay.

- Logistics--all right, let's do this.

You got it, adam? - Yep, I got it.

- Hop on, then we can hand her to you.

- You got her? - Yeah.

- Ciara, you wanna-- - yep.

- All right.

- All right.

- Okay, all good.

- Can I have a club soda?

- Uh, no.

I don't really know where the soda water went for my order,

and I wanna make sure that there's enough for the guests.

- And there you go.

- How'd he get a club soda?

- That's not mine.

Would you like it? - Not allowed.

- Parker, your attitude is very heavy.

If you want something as a crew,

put it up there and we can order it.

- Perfect.

- What time would you like me to be back?

- Probably like an hour or stuff?

- Like an hour. - Okay, cool.

- Yeah. Thank you.

- How'd it go?

- Sorry, jenna.

I'm not trying to piss you off, I just wanted a club soda.

- I know, but it's-- - I've seen adam drinking them--

- but here's the thing. If I say no, just go, "okay."

and then that should be the end of it.

You do always have a commentary about something,

and it's pissing people off.

But I--okay, so I'll give you an example.

It's like--

- no, I don't need it, I understand.

- Clearly went in one ear and out the other.

- I know.

- Paget, paget, ciara.

I need you to pick up the guests.

- Copy.

- Where--where are we eating?

Here? - Yep.

- Did you have a good time, guys?

- Had a great time. - Thank you for waiting.

- No worries.

- She's the most precious cargo.

- She is the most precious.

When you're literally passing the baby, you try

and imagine in your head, I'm just passing provisions.

But no, oh [bleep] it's a baby.

Fragile, this way up.

- Bye, thank you. - Efharisto!

If jenna wants it.

- You guys have fun? - Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, my gosh, so much fun. - Such a great time.

- Eight for good measure.

- Can't wait for dinner.

- Where's madison?

Madison, madison, jenna.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- What's your location? - Starboard twin.

I've started turn-downs.

- Okay, normally we'd wait till they start eating.

- Okay, if that's how you want it.

- That's the wrong attitude. - "madison, where are you?"

I'm doing turndowns since you already bitched

about how long they took.

Like, what the [bleep]?

I just presumed it would be better

to start before dinner.

- Then ----ing let me know.

- Coming up...

- All I need is just a little bit of alone time with paget.

- I've started turn-downs.

- Just ----ing let me know.

You do not start turn-downs

until all of the guests are seated for dinner.

You need to be like this magical fairy

that cleans the room that the guests never see.

I just feel like ripping into everyone.

- These are floods.

These are floods, I can't wear these.

- Dressing up for a fancy dinner with the guests,

it's not really my forte.

Help me, help me.

What's going on with these, though?

I'm more of a burger/pizza/ribs kind of guy.

It's usually the other problem that I have--

the pants are too long, not too short.

- Hello. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good.

- You look lovely. - Thank you.

- Glenn, she's single.

- Could you mind your own business, please?

- No, because there was no guest down here.

- I think we're ready. - Okay, perfect.

El capitan?

- Wish me luck.

- As soon as a cabin is ready and they're dressed for dinner,

you start turn-downs, okay?

- No, no, you're the boss. - No, I'm not the boss.

- Hi, thanks for joining us.

- Yeah, thank you for inviting me.

- Shall we? - Please.

- Right up at the head.

- Over there? - Okay, perfect.

- You're there.

- You're the captain of this vessel.

- Madison, madison, do you wanna come to the galley, please?

- She's bitching about how slow turn-downs are.

I'm trying to be proactive here.

- Okay? - Yep.

Thank you very much.

- Madison, madison, jenna.

- [bleep] - okay.

- Where's madison?

- You probably don't get to drink, do you?

- No. - Or do you? Yeah.

- This is--this whole thing is ridiculous.

- You know what I would love,

if somebody could help me serve

by bringing them up to the bridge.

- Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. - Perfect.

- There's nothing worse than having food wait

because you don't have the hands.

- Oh, my god, my skin is crawling.

There's just way too much ----ing drama.

- Madison, madison, jenna. - Go ahead.

- Do you wanna come to the galley, please, right now?

- Yeah, on my way, sorry.

- I bought my own little sailboat in '92,

and I kept it in France for a while.

And then eventually, I brought it over here.

I feel a little bit awkward because I have to do my best

to keep the small talk going.

I also feel like sylvia, there might be some--

you know, because we, you know, had kind of a nice rapport.

I don't like being the center of attention.

That makes me feel self-conscious.

- Oh, that's so funny.

[ murmurs ]

- hm? - You're stealing my job, man.

- Sorry, you weren't here. - Let's go.

So we are about to enjoy some yellowtail

that's been seared crispy skin-side down.

Also you've got a carrot and ginger puree.

Enjoy.

- Well, bon appétit, huh? - Bon appétit.

- Yeah.

- Wow, that's good.

- I like it a lot. - He's very good, yeah.

- Mm. - Wow, I love this food.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Do you-- - do you--I'm sorry.

- No, no, you go, you go. - You go first, you go first.

- No, you go.

- I was just gonna ask if you enjoyed cooking yourself.

- I do, I love to cook. - You do, you cook?

Mm-hmm. What were you gonna ask?

- Now I can't remember.

See, I knew that was gonna happen.

- It'll come back to you. It'll come back to you.

- It's so bad. [ baby crying ]

- oh-- - oh.

She didn't like that.

- I really like the way that you're splaying out

those strawberries.

- I'm pretty good at spreading things out.

- We'll see.

- Ugh.

- All right, guys, this is a citrus cheesecake

with a berry coulis base.

- Cheesecake happens to be my all-time favorite.

- I read that.

- Ah! Thank you.

- Cheers. - Cheers to that

hey, and here's to a great trip, and here's to angelica.

And she's spitting up, but we still love you, angelica.

- It was a pleasure.

- Thank you very much. - You have a good night.

- You guys sleep well, we'll see you in the morning.

- See you in the morning, thank you.

- Night, cap. - Good night.

Thanks for tonight.

- Peace out. - I love you.

- Good night. - Bye, love you.

- What a, like, pleasant, calm charter.

- Yeah.

- Dude, go to bed.

- No, gonna make sure everything gets done.

- Go to bed, I can do it. I'm gonna be up for a minute.

- Whoa, okay.

Hey, if that's a jab at me, like, can we not right now?

- [bleep] it, dude, please stop ----ing--

- dude, you just literally--

you literally just said, "it's gotta get done."

- I'm not making drama, but, like,

don't say that it's gotta get done,

because that's a jab at me.

- Jesus ----ing christ.

- Coming up...

- It's not every day I'm attracted to my chief stew.

- Well...

[ laughs ]

- dude, please stop [bleep]--

- dude, you just-- you literally just said,

"it's gotta get done." - stop making drama.

- I'm not making drama. - I'm gonna go to bed.

- Me too, I'm ----ing beat.

- Me too. Oh, yeah.

- You just tell me where you're at.

You have to go to bed.

- This is the guest stuff that's finishing.

I just started the drying cycle.

I've written down what has come from where.

- Okay, cool. - Cool, thank you very much.

See you tomorrow.

- You doing all right?

- Yeah, fine, always good.

[ baby crying ]

- morning, morning. - Morning.

- Thank [bleep] she did it.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

- It'll get dry, it'll get--

- --it'll get--it'll get fluffy.

- Deck, deck, deck, let's get ready to lift anchor.

- Good morning.

- Three!

- Anchor's home, yeah. - Copy that, thank you.

- I'm gonna start putting out the hot stuff.

- Here we go.

That looks good.

- And we have some crab cake benedict.

- Smells so good.

- Glenn, do you want me to tell you when to disengage?

- No, the best thing would be talking down

so I can feel it--five, four, three--

- yeah.

- And I'm stopping at three, I'm not stopping at one.

- Dude, this thing ----ing sucks.

- All crew, all crew, eta in about five minutes.

- Cool beans.

- You're on--have you on this side, throwing lines.

You have this one line here, ciara.

This one I've already snaked for you a little bit.

Ciara and parker have been butting heads

this whole charter, but today I need them to set that aside

so we can get this boat docked properly.

Our last docking was an absolute disaster.

- Whoa!

- I need somebody talking to me.

- One little fuck-up can cause tens of thousands

of dollars of damage to the boat.

So this time it needs to be spot-on.

You see where the guy in the red is?

That's ciara's line.

The middle one we're not using is the one across from that one.

- Right. - Yep.

- Okay, byron, you can start going down.

- Okay, glenn, you're looking pretty good there,

you can start coming back.

- Call distance to the dock.

- That's four-zero to the dock, four-zero.

- Copy, I'm coming straight back.

- Watch how they're doing this. They have to line it up.

- Can we get a little kick to starboard?

Okay, glenn, that's looking good.

That's seven, six-- you can throw--

tighten up a little bit on the anchor.

- Byron, let it come up a little bit.

- Four--you can throw--

and that's three. Give her a touch ahead, please.

Pull it in and wrap it off.

- Okay, I'm coming outta gear.

- Yeah, copy that. - All right.

- Good job, guys. - Very nice.

- Muscles.

- All crew, all crew, the guests are getting ready to depart.

Can we get all the department heads at the end?

- Try not to drop her on the way out, huh?

[ laughs ] thank you.

- Take it easy, huh?

- I gotta hug you. - Bye-bye.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Hey, my favorite captain.

- Oh. - You guys did such a great job.

The rooms were always kept up and the food was amazing.

And from our family to yours, I wanna just say thanks.

- Thank you very much.

- All right, hope to see you-- - enjoy the rest of your time.

- --In the future. - Keep in touch, and yeah.

- Yeah. So I've got a little something for you.

- Oh, that's very kind of you.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you very much.

- All right, thank you so much.

- Thank you, we'll see you. - Safe travels!

[ ship's horn blares ]

- charter three in the books, guys.

- Nailed it, guys. - Always a pleasure.

- Is it cool that I change?

- Yeah, man, go get comfortable.

- Oh, you don't want that-- I'll come out in the nude.

[ laughs ]

[ loud radio static ]

- all crew, all crew, can we get everybody

into the main saloon for a charter debrief, please?

- What the [bleep]?

- All righty, thanks for another great charter.

I thought it went really well.

I'm gonna start off with this.

So there's 14, so that's 1,550 each.

- There you go, give you that.

- The tip is the icing on the cake,

but knowing that they had a great time

is what really counts.

- There you go. Thank you very, very much.

- Thanks, cap. - Well done.

I think we're on a roll, but I think there's--

we're starting to see grinding of the gears a little bit.

We're under a lot of pressure,

we're living in small spaces, we're working long hours.

But let's try to keep it positive.

The crew at this point in the season,

they're getting on each other's nerves.

It's like I have eight kids.

It's almost like running a floating foster home,

and I just have to try to alleviate the tension

before anything blows up.

Cool? You guys are amazing.

- We love you, glenn. - Cheers.

- Well, that was a good charter.

- Yeah.

- I was actually thinking last night

about this situation of tension. - Of what?

- [ clears throat ] "smexual smension".

- You're funny.

- I'm really excited to go out tonight.

I am getting along great with adam, but honestly,

since the hot tub debacle

I definitely would feel more comfortable

if he made the first move.

I have to get out of here.

- Before the "smexual smension" gets too strong?

- Well, it can't get stronger.

- It can't possibly get any stronger.

[ laughs ]

- do I look nice?

- The blazer.

- Georgia and I are like sisters,

but we are definitely more like bros.

We will be at each other's throats,

like wanting to kill each other,

and the next minute we're bro-ing it out.

Is that red?

I can't drink it.

I throw up from the red one.

- You look dapper, bra. - I know.

- Thank you.

- Hey. - Hey, guys, I'm all set..

- Wait for me.

- Naw, you're okay.

[ chattering ]

- oh, my god, that's so pretty. It's really cool.

- This place is rad.

- Yeah.

- Oh, he's down--man down!

- Look at this. - Oh, we're sitting here?

- Ladies first.

- Can I get a jack and diet with lemon?

- I'll take a stella draught. - Corona, please.

- Hey, that was fast.

- Thank you.

- We're splitting the indian nachos,

and then we're gonna split two entrées.

- So who's more couple goals, you guys or us?

- Or us? - Huh?

- I don't really feel like I've really connected

that well with the other girls.

Growing up, we were always moving a lot,

so I never had a chance to really make friends.

I don't need much.

I'm very self-sufficient.

But it's really lonely at times.

- You're so pretty.

- Oh, you--now you're messing up my hair, thank you.

- No, you look good.

- You guys wanna take this outside?

- [bleep]

- the food's coming. - By all means.

- Oh, thank you so much.

- Is that part of the same--

- is that the same port as our port?

- Yo, guys, let's dust this joint.

- Let's get outta here. - To the river!

- My ladies, this way.

- Nope.

- Yamas!

- I'm such an awkward flirt.

Like if I'm being really awkward with you and,

like, weird, that's me flirting.

But parker has literally not noticed it.

Probably looks like I'm having a seizure or something.

- Oh, hey.

- Did you just grab my ass? - No.

All I need after a long, stressful charter

is just a little bit of alone time with paget.

- Oh, baby girl.

No, don't--don't--don't--

it hurts me when other people cry.

I just want everyone to be happy.

It's gonna ----ing kill me if I have to make you happy,

but everyone's gonna be happy on this boat before I leave.

- Dump the tea in the harbor!

- All right, boston.

- That's a real date, just hanging out

under the ----ing marina, like--

- I don't know, go upstairs, get a view.

- I am fully aware that madison is staying awake

because she might have a crush on me.

But falling in love takes a very long time for parker.

- Night.

- Come over here.

- This is where you wanna sit?

- Yeah, it is.

- Why? - I like this seat.

It's possibly the best seat in the house.

- I like you.

You make me laugh.

It makes my days a little bit easier.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

- How?

- I can see you smiling all the time,

and you look happy when--

- it's not every day I'm attracted to my chief stew.

- Well...

[ laughs ]

- the smexual smension is high.

[ laughs ]

- I really like you.

- Oh, yeah?

Like, so much you wanna go on a road trip?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- All right, maybe this time.

- I think I know.

Um--

I can't think of a better night.

- Round two.

[ alarm buzzing ]

- what are you up to up here?

- Just getting under this table,

and then this can get rinsed and washed.

[ whistling ]

- ♪ I just want to be close ♪

♪ now do where I'm supposed to ♪

- byron and pag, just letting you know

I'm off the boat to go and grab the tender.

- Copy, copy.

- Morning, morning, morning.

I'm going off the boat for a little bit.

- Enjoy your time. - See you guys in a bit.

- Bye.

[ wind blowing ]

[ grinding, scraping ]

- whoa, we are hitting the dock.

Where's paget?

Paget!

[bleep] he went somewhere.

Byron! Byron!

[ grinding ]

I don't know where the [bleep] everybody is--byron!

- Next, on "below deck sailing yacht."

no, separating work and play.

I wanna take things slow, do this the right way.

Go away!

- We got richie hosein from long island, new york.

- When richie's in club mode,

you can't [bleep] with richie, bro.

- Party! - Ah!

- Girls!

- I just wanna get out a bit tonight.

You coming out with us? - Ugh.

- Oh sh--.

- When did this happen?

Hitting the dock is a big deal, it's embarrassing.

- Please put me down. Please put me down.

It's absolute insanity on the boat right now.

- Yamas!

- What the [bleep]?

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