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Ly o- the guests are coming in less than half an hour.

- We're okay, stop panicking.

Paget and I working in the same department,

it's more of an adjustment than I thought.

- The deck looks like crap, it reflects badly on me.

- You panicking doesn't help.

- Georgia.

- I've never done crew laundry on my previous boats.

- These look like paget's.

- We have whitney thompson forester.

- I'm learning all about veganism.

- All crew, all crew, we're gonna get some sails up.

People come on board a boat like this, they want to sail.

So I expect my crew to be ready to go sailing at any moment.

- Are all the sails up? - They're all up.

- We're moving so slow, you gotta find the wind.

- Where's your room?

- I'm mortified about last night.

Do you like my hair when it goes frizzy?

- You look hot.

- Jenna, you were rejected.

- I just need underwear.

- No.

- Have some respect. [ laughs ]

- girls sometimes do take that as flirting, but it's not.

- What's up? - Nothing.

- You're being really weird to me.

- Well, do you want to have a full-on discussion about it?

- I want to, yes. - Whatever.

This is a completely different side of us.

You're only looking at the things that haven't been done.

- Well, that's my job, to look at things that haven't been...

Ciara, stop ----ing with me.

- Is it okay to start clearing? - Yeah.

- When I wake up and I see nothing's been done.

- It's not that nothing's been done.

You're only looking at the things that haven't been done.

- Well that's my job, to look at things that haven't been...

Ciara, stop ----ing with me.

I'm saying to you exactly what needs to happen each night.

Ciara does offer quite a bit of resistance to my authority,

and it's getting too much now.

I have to say something if I don't like something.

That's it, get used to it, okay? That's it.

Now pass me the smaller hose.

- What do you say? - Please.

- Exactly.

- Yesterday when we were talking about, like,

if you could bang anybody on the crew, like,

who would you hook up with, and I was like,

I'm gonna have to go with jenna because I'm pretty sure...

- You have to. - ...She would...

- Thanks.

- ...She would bring me breakfast in bed.

- Yeah.

- Night. - Good night.

- Madison, jenna.

Can I pull you just for a minute to make three coffees?

- Copy that.

- I've gotten very lucky in the past with having

amazing chief stews that have worked as a cohesive unit.

- So they actually said that they played a game where

they were like who would you sleep with of all the crew.

Guess who they picked.

- You. - Yeah.

- Obviously.

- This boat is different. I just do what I'm told.

- I was like, [bleep] the guys. That's really nice.

- Yeah.

- We can take the togas off.

- Yes.

- You all right? You cool? Yeah?

- Yeah. - Cool.

All right, I'm going to get to bed.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Good watch.

- Love you. Night night.

- So ready to get out of this. Ugh.

[ phone buzzing ]

- sure sign that parker has never worked on a yacht before.

Slamming doors.

That's not going to work for me.

- Go to bed. - Okay.

[ phone buzzing ]

[ sighs ]

- good morning. - Oh, hi.

Iced coffee? - Yes.

- Oh, chef adam. Did you sleep?

- I slept.

Aside from your ass having to wake up

in the middle of the ----ing goddamn night.

- Yep, that's right.

I know adam has one of the most important jobs on the boat,

and I really don't want to hinder him in any way.

- Any other roommate can take a nap but me.

- So moving forward, I'm going to be

as quiet as a mouse when I'm getting up for my anchor watch.

Whatever you need, boss daddy.

- So we're going to be sailing.

It's going to be a little more exciting sailing this time.

- We're actually going to ... We're going to sail sail.

- Yeah, yeah. - Out, please.

- Just give me 10 minutes, please.

I need to rinse down the foyer. - I'll give you five.

Sorry. Ow.

Hurt my knuckle. - Guns of steel.

- You ready to go? - Yeah.

- Okay, byron, whenever you're ready, you can start picking up.

- Three shackles, three shackles.

- Jenna, we can have breakfast whenever.

Just let us know when it's ready and we'll be down.

- Sure. Adam is preparing right now.

- What's the wind doing now?

14.

- All crew, all crew.

This might be a little bit more exciting

than the previous sailing we've been doing.

So make sure cupboards are properly shut.

- Copy. - Definitely a bit more breeze.

That's going to complicate things a little bit.

Okay, if you guys are ready, let's get the mizzen up.

- Copy that. - Okay, going up.

- That's it. That's good enough.

It'll be okay. Thanks. - Okay.

- Okay, let's go straight on to the main.

Okay, going up. - Okay.

- This is amazing.

- Good, excellent.

Okay, you guys coming out on the staysail, stand clear.

Yeah, that's good. It'll take care of itself.

- Okay.

- All crew, all crew, we're starting sailing now.

Starting heeling over.

- Whoa, we're actually sailing. - Yeah.

- This is crazy.

We're going sideways.

- [bleep]

[ sighs ]

- what is sailing this ship?

Is it the sail or whitney's glasses?

- Um, are you fine to eat when it's like this?

- Yeah. - We eat in any weather.

- If it were up to me, I would never serve the guests

breakfast while we're sailing.

But what the guests want, the guests get.

So here's your breakfast served on a tilt.

- Have you asked them if they wanted to eat?

- They do.

- It makes sense to me to not sail the entire ----ing way.

- But I know...

- I'll tell captain that right now.

I know it's my job to cook under sail,

but it couldn't possibly be more windy.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

- Glenn. - What's happening?

- Is it possible we could pull sail, I don't know,

in 40 minutes, and then cruise in and have breakfast leisurely?

- Um, no. The guests really want to sail.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Yeah.

- We didn't have any wind when the guests wanted

to sail yesterday, so I can't pass up this opportunity.

- Goddamn it.

- Adam doesn't get to come up and tell me how to sail.

- Communication is key.

- I just want to sit on the end in case

I have to get up and, like, looge.

- That's fine.

- Ah. - Yay, more appetizers.

- I know. - Oh, my god.

- All crew, all crew, all crew. We're tacking now, tacking now.

We have to get back to the dock, but it's right upwind.

So we're going to have to tack our way up.

Tacking means to zig zag your way upwind.

Okay, tacking.

Because you can't go straight into the wind.

- You see how smoothly for a big boat she tacks?

- Oh!

[ clattering ]

[ laughing ]

- oh no. - Oh my god!

- I'm trying to be level. - Okay, don't stand up.

- Parker, parker, jenna. - Go ahead, jenna.

- Can I get some help on the aft deck?

- We're sailing. - Oh!

Just don't put your feet down, all right?

Jenna, we should try and find a nice vacuum

that can vacuum up glass. Just a thought.

- Cool, thank you very much.

Parker has a kind heart, but he just doesn't get it.

The number one thing when you're starting out

you don't have an opinion.

Just shut your mouth and do your job.

Parker, like, he was just cleaning up glass,

and he's like, we should really look into getting

this kind of dustbuster that would clean up

really small shards of glass.

He does have an opinion about a lot of those things,

and for me it's kind of junior crew in general.

- I'll speak with him. - Cool, yeah.

- Good. - Thanks, guys.

- No worries.

- All crew, all crew. Get ready for a tack.

- Yep, ready.

- Whitney, they gave us a slide. - Oh, my god, look.

[ laughter ]

- we're supposed to disembark in like 30 minutes.

- Can't even stand up, how am I going to pack?

- We're in the... Underwater.

- I know. - Ah!

[ dishes rattle ]

- parker, parker, pag.

Can you meet me on the bow, please?

- Copy that. On my way.

- The moment when you were sweeping up the glass,

you said to jenna, oh, why didn't you have

like a sort of vacuum cleaner.

And she just wants you to just sort of take a back hands-off

approach a little bit in matters like that.

- Okay, no problem.

I love jenna. I don't want to piss her off.

- Yeah, just a heads up.

- Deck, deck, deck, we're getting close to the dock.

We're gonna put the sails away. - Okay.

Guys, good. Oh, flat ground.

- Okay, guys, I'm going to start turning towards the dock

and backing up.

- It's going to be choppy in there on the dock.

Get your throwing lines ready.

- Yeah, I already got them out. - Cool.

- Okay, guys, the weather's not ideal, so this ...

This maneuver, both of you need to be on top game.

- Okay, just... - I can't hear you.

- Communication, communication, communication.

- Yes, exactly.

- Please, just be loud and clear with it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The conditions are tricky.

On a side wind, if you have more than 15 knots pushing you,

it's very difficult to dock.

This boat is worth $15 million, plus.

If we hit the dock, it could potentially be

hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.

Glenn, glenn, pag.

Yeah, the wind's, I think, gonna push you down.

You'll spring first, then your stern line.

- All right.

- Then we'll go with yours, okay?

- Cool. - 4-5 to the dock.

We are being blown down still. - Yeah, I'm aware of that.

Thank you.

- 20 meters. - Copy 20 to stopping.

- Still need to move over more.

We're gonna start touching. - Ready to throw your line.

I don't like the swell coming in here, all right.

Like, on the dock.

- Paget, let's get that starboard string

and starboard stern line on really quick, please.

- Start throwing your line.

- Watch ... Wait, why's that line going forward?

- He... - What...

- He asked for it.

- No, I tell you when to throw the line.

- Okay. - Get that one off.

- Get that one off. Off. Off.

- That one off. Wrap it round, wrap it round.

- What's happening back there?

- Tie it on, tie it on. Tie it on.

- It's...

- I need somebody talking to me, dude.

I have no reference up here. - Whoa!

- Let it go? What?

- Get that one off. - Get that one off.

- That one off. - Off. Off.

- Wrap it round, wrap it round.

- What's happening back there? I don't want to hit the dock.

- Tie it on. Tie it on.

Tie it on.

- I need somebody talking to me, dude.

I have no reference up here,

so have somebody down where I can see them

and give me distance.

[ bleep ]

- now throw yours to that one there.

Just give her a light touch forward, please.

Keep us off the dock.

Okay, we're good there, glenn. We have the starboard string on.

Four meters off the dock. - I have no reference.

I can't see if I'm one meter or four meters from the dock.

I can't just stop. The boat's got momentum.

- Yeah.

- So the only way to stop that is to go forward.

- We had a lot of missed lines.

We had a lot of missed communication from the dock.

- It's okay. It's all good.

- Well, it was just ----ing ridiculous.

- I threw the line because I thought it was

the right thing to do.

I just like to make people happy, and do a good job.

It sucks to know I ----ed it up.

- You guys start getting the passrail stuff out.

- All crew, all crew, the guests are getting ready to depart.

- Look at my hand from doing those lines.

- I know, I heard. - Bye guys.

Thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Oh, oh, you're going to bring it in.

- Oh yeah, bring it in. - One at a time, guys.

- Captain, everything was incredible.

So I apologize for our debauchery,

but chef adam, thank you so much for putting up

with our dietary restrictions. - That's what I'm here for.

- This is just a little something for your trouble.

- Oh, thank you. That's very kind.

- Yeah. - Enjoy greece.

[ boat horn blows ]

- bye, whitney. - Thank you so much.

- Okay, let's finish up, and then we'll have

a little debrief in a few minutes.

- Awesome, cap.

- I'll dry.

Teamwork makes the dream work, baby.

- That's what I'm saying, honey.

- Love you. - I love you, too.

I didn't mean to raise my voice earlier with you.

- No, you should have. - It's just I was so...

- You had to.

- I was worried about your hand getting caught

or anything.

- We have been bickering recently quite a bit,

but what I love about ciara is her confidence.

She's very smart. She figures things out.

And her work ethic is second to none.

My mum's a very hard worker. A very committed woman.

And ciara has those similar traits.

I realize saying that it might sound like

I'm going to date somebody like my mother, but no.

Love's completely different.

I don't know. That's not, really...

Let me let it go. I said it.

- All crew, all crew, can I get everybody together

in the saloon? - Copy, copy.

- So here we are again.

Deck department.

We had a problem with communication on the dock.

Make sure it doesn't happen again.

Jenna, as far as the interior, I'm very, very impressed.

Adam, you had a bit of a challenge,

but I think you nailed it again.

So the last thing they left us a nice tip.

It's $13,500. 1,500 each.

[ applause ]

- I was really hoping for more, but I guess you can't expect

a vegan to tip too much, because they don't own piggy banks, so.

- We still got a lot of stuff to do,

so we'll power through until 6:00 or 7:00.

Cool.

- Okay, one of you do the laundry,

and the other one strip the bed.

- Yeah. - Let's get this done.

- We're gonna put this back on the stern.

- Was that just on your bed? - Yeah.

- Here's the thing. It's a ----ing girl's shirt.

They have no ----ing concept of anything.

That's what's happening.

People who get into stewardessing should at

the very bare minimum be good at organizing.

It's not rocket science.

- How's it going?

- Great, however, I've been dealing with the laundry.

It's a ----ing sh---show, and you need to get it together.

- It's fine now. - No.

There's like 10 different buckets for rags.

Stuff isn't going back properly still.

- I was never given a system to work with.

- Because we've all been behind.

We've all been doing sh-- all over the place.

- Okay.

- Whew.

- This charter was rough.

Did you sleep?

- Not with your ass having to wake up

in the middle of the ----ing goddamn night.

- We should try and find a nice vacuum that can vacuum up glass.

- Wait, what... Why's that line going forward?

No, I tell you when to throw the line.

- Okay.

I really want to make my captain and my crew proud,

and right now, I just feel like I've let them down.

You know, I hope everybody sees something

great about me for being myself.

I just, well, whatever.

- What's up?

- We're not having rides tonight.

- There you go. There you go, there you go.

- All right. You guys ready for dinner?

- Yeah. - Let's go.

- Let's go.

- Ladies first. - Oh, thank you.

- Good evening.

- Yeah, let's just do that. - Yeah, totally.

Tasting menu. - That was easy, yeah.

- You know what my favorite game is, if you just start

dating somebody and then you have sex with them,

and as soon as it's done, you say.

- I love it.

- That's my favorite game in the whole world.

- Isn't it funny?

- 'cause then the guy goes, "uh."

and then you go, "no seriously, let's talk about our feelings."

- I would actually have a rebuttal to that.

- Let's get married. - Yeah.

- Let's get married, yeah. Totally.

- We're like, "this isn't going to happen again."

- this obviously isn't going to work out.

- Yeah.

- I'm actually enjoying the casual flirtation

between adam and I right now.

And I do not want to [bleep] it up like last time.

- Everyone's out. - No, no, no.

- It's time to go.

- No red wine for me.

- Cheers, everyone. - Hey.

- Yeah.

- Would anyone like my sardines?

- I will eat that. - Okay.

- I'm sure you've swallowed worse, come on.

- Do you think you'd stay in the industry after this?

- I don't know.

- I'm trying to get parker to cheer the [bleep] up.

I just want to make sure that you know that we're here.

- Okay. - But it's not ----ing helping.

- Coming up... - Adam put it here.

You're the only one who's been in here.

Haven't seen it?

This ----ing pisses me off.

Get your sh-- together and organize this ----ing laundry.

- Oh my god. - It's been fantastic.

- You guys want to go have a drink?

- Yeah. - All right, let's go.

- This is such a beautiful scene.

Like look at the night sky. - That's amazing.

- Right on. Cheers.

- Can I please have a moskow mule?

Thank you. - Two of those.

That sounds awesome, actually, yeah.

- Chicken fried steak.

It's my favorite thing to eat, for sure.

- Explain to paget what it is.

- He's never had it?

- He's ----ing british.

- Paget, a man of your stature needs to know

what chicken fried steak is.

- What is chicken fried steak?

- Only the most filling dish you could ever eat.

- Why do you keep looking at my body as you say this?

Oh, the most filling thing you could have in your life.

It's really nice to be able to go out with the crew

and have a drink, treat each other as friends.

I was raised on a barge,

and I didn't grow up around a lot of kids.

So the connections and the friendships that I have

right now is probably where I'm happiest.

- How masculine are you?

- I don't know-- I can't answer that.

- Hey.

- If you're ordering, I'll do another one.

- Would you guys like something else?

- I'll have a moskow mule, actually.

- Moskow mule

- yeah. - Nothing.

- In between charters is really the only time

that paget and I can actually get some quality couple time.

So, all I really want is just a little bit

of attention from him. Okay.

- Thank you.

- Parker, get your drink. Let's go. Come on.

- I'm good, bro.

- Come on, man. Double fist it.

- No. - All right.

It was worth a shot.

- We go back, we have positive energy.

- Why is parker being so weird?

- I don't know. No one knows.

- It's really ----ing cold. - Yeah.

- If we could all just like shimmy on down.

- [bleep] it, let's go.

- Let's go.

- Home sweet home.

- Hey guys, we work on a really pretty boat.

- I know. - Yeah.

- It's beautiful, isn't it.

- Is my purse hitting your butt? - A little bit.

On the bright side, we can walk at the same tempo.

That's a good sign.

I don't know.

I haven't found too many problems with you yet.

Jenna's cute, I gotta say. She makes me laugh.

Maybe for the first time, I'm gonna be able to get through

this charter season without being so miserable.

- Guys, I'm tired. - Time for bed.

- Yeah. - New charter start tomorrow.

- Night, cutie.

- See you tomorrow, kids.

- I don't know what to do.

I'm tired, but I want to give adam some space, too.

- If anyone understands parker, it's me.

Just like, let him be him, and he'll come back.

I'm here for my bud.

- Yesterday was tough.

I know I get in my head,

but I just need to keep on being me

and feel confident in that.

Positive parker is back, and ready for action.

- I think we need a fresh board.

- You need help with anything?

- This place needs citra.

- That's not the only thing I need you to do today, okay?

- You know what? If it's not that much of a priority,

then I just won't do it.

- I just want the stains out. That's what I asked for.

You know, we've got less than four hours to go.

- I got better things to be doing right now.

- Yeah, me, too,

than cleaning up after your mistakes.

- I did feel like a little bit tipsy last night.

- I see you weren't moving too slow this morning.

- I love being able to be a support system

for a third stew because I had someone do that to me.

And clearly, jenna doesn't give two sh--s

about georgia and I.

- Jenna and adam, can we get together

in the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting?

- Copy. - Copy.

- Allrighty.

Your next mission, should you choose to accept it.

So we have sylvia hampel, a single from boise, idaho,

owner of clear view cleaning service.

Joining sylvia will be her daughter, jessica,

her son-in-law, adam, and her two sons, travis and parker.

- That's a small world. - We got an adam and a parker.

- And they're one month daughter, angelica.

- One month old baby on a boat.

Wait, what? - Yes.

- These guys are crazy.

- Obviously we need to think about safety.

That's going to be important.

- It's even legal? - For wine, she's put white.

- At least they got a sense of humor.

- That is really funny.

- On day one, this group would love a campfire

on a secluded beach just to themselves.

Parker's number one request is to go cliff jumping.

- We have a place in mind for that?

- No dietary restrictions. Look at this.

- Oh, yeah? - Holy sh--.

I don't have any dietary restrictions.

- All set? - Fire it up.

- Thank you very much. - Let's rock and roll.

- I'm not gonna be pretty enough.

No, stay here. - No.

- Come here. - No.

- What are you asking for?

- Where you going? - I don't know.

Where am I going?

- Just talk to me while I do this.

- When last were you in a relationship?

- Last year. - For how long?

- Two years.

Now she's doing yogi sh-- in thailand.

Parting ways with kaiti

is by far the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

I don't necessarily believe in love at first sight,

but I definitely found that with kaiti.

We keep in touch and she's one of my best friends.

Took me a long time to recover from that.

If that hadn't have happened, I wouldn't be here.

- And this is such a good place to be.

- All crew, all crew. Provisions have just arrived.

- Copy.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

- Spinach and chives. - Oh.

- Parker, parker, pag.

Can you meet me on the bow, please?

- Copy that. On my way.

- If there's one piece of advice I'll give you,

look out for things more.

Be like, you know, like...

- Maybe not running all the time on deck.

- Don't run, because it makes guests nervous.

Know when to, like, oh, sh--, there's guests there.

I'm just gonna be like "oh, how you guys doing?"

not like a long conversation.

Cut it, and continue.

Parker is a difficult person to manage

when it comes to rules and discipline.

I have to tell him repeatedly of a certain thing to do,

and it's becoming a problem.

I'm going to start putting stuff back on the laz,

you start smashing that. - Fair enough.

- Did you iron adam's chef coat?

- I haven't gotten his chef coat...

- I saw it this morning.

- ...Since... - It was sitting right here.

Unless he took it.

- I always give it my best shot, but jenna will,

like, come into the laundry and, like, nitpick

at things that actually haven't even happened,

but she's presumed I've done wrong.

- Did you take your black chef coat from the laundry?

- No.

- I feel like it's a bit of a testament to her

not paying attention to anything outside of the galley,

which is infuriating madison and myself.

Just know what's happening in her own department.

- I thought adam put it here.

You're the only one who's been in here.

Haven't seen it?

[ sighs ]

- this ----ing pisses me off.

Just get your sh-- together

and organize the ----ing laundry.

Not that complicated.

I don't understand.

- I don't like sharing emotions.

If people can see your emotions, that's a really big weakness.

Because I just think I have more control of the situation

if they don't see all my cards.

- Coming up...

- Are you guys heading to the beach to check it out?

- I will do that as soon

as a superior tells me that I can go.

- What? - He's still not getting it.

- I know.

[ sniffling ]

[ crying ]

[ knocking ]

- hi. - Hi.

- Can I come in? - No.

- Can I give you a hug? - No.

- I love you. I appreciate you.

- I just want jenna to see that I'm not a ----ing moron.

- She knows you're not a moron. She's just doing her job.

You are a head of the department.

Do you think all of your worker bees,

they're gonna be like wow, this is the best job ever.

If you're just kind of like dicks to them, no.

- I'm not crying because my feelings are hurt.

I'm crying because I'm frustrated.

I tried to tell her where I need help.

- [bleep] this, I'm not doing a whole session right now.

- Let's just give her space.

- I don't set out to make people cry.

It is my job to hold you accountable.

Just suck it up and do what I'm telling you to do.

- Your black chef coat might be in the wash.

- I've got others. - Oh [bleep].

Here guys, it's in the machine.

- Oh, you got it there?

- Then who put it in the tumbler, that's my question.

Okay, let's have a calm chitchat.

I don't want you to feel upset, but also,

I have to do a job as well, right?

- Jenna, you are 100% right.

Like, I don't have any problem with you.

- Just please, I don't want you to be unhappy.

- Please don't touch me. - Okay. Okay.

Okay, I'll just leave you alone, then.

- How are the cushions looking?

- Not completed.

- I put the baby sunscreen and lotion and stuff here.

- Oh, cute. Appreciate you.

- All crew, all crew.

Let's get changed up, if you're not already.

We're expecting the guests in about 10 minutes.

- Glenn, do you want to come out to the gangway?

- She's out like a light.

- I am hopeful that angelica has a good time this trip.

- I see the guests coming up the dock.

Are you ready? - Copy.

- Oh, the crew is waiting for us.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hello. - Hi, I'm sylvia.

- Hi, I'm captain glenn. - Captain glenn, pleasure.

- Hi. - Hello.

- I'm jessica. This is angelica.

- Angelica.

- Oh, you've got precious cargo this time.

- Welcome aboard. - Hi.

- Thank you. - These parents are crazy.

How are you even taking a vacation now?

You had a baby one month ago. Take a breather.

- Welcome onboard parsifal 3. - Thank you.

- Jenna's going to take you on a little tour of the boat.

- Come and see your boat.

- Welcome to the fly bridge.

- Oh, my god.

- Yeah, the long dress and baby combo.

- Yeah. - Got a hot tub.

- This is gorgeous.

- Got a little bunny pad for laying out in the sun,

tanning if you like. - Wow.

- Get the luggage to the bridge.

- So here we have the dining area.

[ glasses rattle ] - oo.

- We're good, we're good, we're good.

- And we have the main salon behind you.

- Got a baby, dude. - Yeah.

- So down here is the guest cabin area.

- Can I put this stroller in the laz?

- Yeah.

- I'll take you into the master, as well, on the left.

- This is like mine and angelica's room.

- Okay, deal.

- Paget, paget.

If you guys wanna undress, you can undress at pass rail.

- Copy that.

- I should tell adam I have some slightly different

dietary restrictions... - Okay.

...Then I had when I filled out the paperwork.

- Sure. - So.

- What can I tell him?

- No eggs, no dairy, no nuts, no soy.

And no coffee.

- There's some dietary restrictions from mom.

- Okay.

- She can't have dairy, eggs, nuts.

- Oh, my god.

So close.

- What do we have to do to stay a couple extra weeks?

- Um, we can organize that. We can organize that.

- Great, thank you so much.

- All right, thank you very much.

We're gonna get underway now. - Okay, thank you.

- Thank you very much. - Great, thank you.

- Welcome aboard. - Thanks, captain.

- That's it.

Okay, glenn, all lines are up.

All lines are up. - Looks amazing.

- That's amazing. - Copy all lines up.

- Three on port, three on port.

- You ----ing bastard.

- All right, we're gonna go change.

- We're hoping that the rocking of the boat...

- Will lull her to sleep, exactly.

- Are we going sailing? - I don't think so.

There's gonna be almost no breeze.

- How is it? - Oh, it's great.

- I was just making sure you guys knew

how to get the bubbles if you wanted them.

- You're parker, right? - Yeah.

- Where are you from? - I'm from maryland.

What about you guys? - We're from colorado.

- I lived in boulder last year.

- How'd you like it out there? - Loved it.

- Yeah.

- My ex-girlfriend was from colorado, and we met in hawaii.

- I mean, he has to get out of their area,

as well, with a chamois.

I did have a little talk with parker

saying he was getting a little bit too personal with guests.

Not like a long conversation. Cut it. And continue.

You've got to listen to your boss.

- Anything you guys need. - Thanks, appreciate it.

- Parker. - What?

- What are you doing standing over there

with a chamois in your hand?

- I'm always supposed to have a chamois.

- No, don't let...

- Not visibly for them to see, man.

- Okay, my bad. - Yeah, yeah.

And I did tell you about talking with the guests for a while.

- They talked to me. - That's fine.

Just... But...

- In my opinion, it's rude not to talk to the guests

when they're engaged with me, because I'm a human,

they're a person, and that's what people do.

- Cut it off after two or three minutes, and walk away.

- That's why I walked away.

- How we doing, team? Should we go out now?

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- I have a still and a sparkling.

- Still, please. Thank you.

- Okay, byron, we're in 13 meters.

Let it go.

- That's two. - That's good. We're set.

You happy if I shut down? - Happy, happy.

- We can start running.

- Okay.

- Oh, my gosh, take it back. No, I'm just kidding.

I'm going to have to get a private chef at home, I think.

- Hey, guys. - Hi.

- Hi, adam. - How we doing?

Butternut squash soup, no onion or cream on that one.

We got some lemon dill chicken, paninis with gouda and ham,

rice pilaf, and a garden salad with croutons.

- Ooh.

- Oh, my gosh, that is so good.

- Hello. - Good night, baby.

- Hello.

- Gosh, look at all that hair. I can't believe it.

Seeing this family come on board with their one month old baby

instantly reminds me of my own daughter, saphira.

And she's got a few more teeth, as well, I believe.

- Saphira is 14 months old,

and she is just the light of our lives.

Can you say da-da-dad? Da-da-dad.

Being a dad is the greatest thing that I've ever done.

To bring this little human being to life,

nurturing them, and educating them,

it's just a miracle.

Oh, you're so cute.

[ baby shouts ]

- deck, deck, when you guys have a chance,

scoot over to this tiny little beach

off our port quarter to see if that would be a good place

for tonight's campfire.

- Copy that. We'll put the boys in.

And we can have a little reccy.

- Are you guys heading to the beach to check it out?

- I will do that as soon as a superior tells me that I can go.

- What? - Your superior, what?

- She asked if we were going to the beach to check it out.

- Yeah.

We'll do it in a bit. Dinner's at 7:00, yeah?

So we got time. - Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, cool.

- He's still not getting it. - I know.

- I told him before the charter,

"keep your voice down."

she's right there, and he's in a big loud voice.

- I know.

- Right now, parker is really frustrating.

I can't baby him for the whole season.

- I don't know. - I don't know.

- Coming up...

- It needs to be more round, not deep.

- It's getting in there.

- Stop digging in the middle. That doesn't matter.

- I'm digging the sides away.

After four years of being together,

you'd thought I'd get used to the nagging.

But nope, here we are. - You're not digging a grave.

- Can I get in it?

- You're probably gonna end up in it.

- I told him before the charter, "keep your voice down."

and she's right there, and he's like in a big loud voice.

- I know. I think they're all, like, feeding off of each other

and kind of being like, [ scoffs ]

to anyone who's telling them what to do.

- I have to tell him verbatim exactly what to do,

otherwise he just stands there. - Oh yeah.

- Yo, pag, I wasn't saying anything negative about you.

- I know, but don't say "superior" in front of,

like, the guests.

- I... Okay... - Yeah.

- I didn't even see her behind me.

- They don't need to know who's who.

- I didn't know she was behind me,

because I was with you by the window.

- That's exactly what we're talking about.

Just remember our conversation about being aware,

like, keeping your voice down and everything.

- I'm not perfect.

But I'm growing, and I'm still learning.

And I think I'm doing a kick-ass job

of being the best parker I can be.

- Be more mindful of who's around you.

- Okay.

[ baby crying ] - come on.

You're okay.

- Do you have a washer open anywhere?

- Yeah.

- Oh, all guest laundry goes on delicate.

And then hang everything.

- Thank you for helping me. - Of course.

- Even if it's a tee shirt, hang it.

- I think that's really nice if we have,

like, hot cocoa, s'mores, over at the fire.

- That's perfect.

- You guys want to go wakeboarding?

- Yeah. - Cool.

- So is it possible to see the engine, by chance?

- Of course. - Yeah.

- Byron, ciara, I have a guest

who would like to see the engine room.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In my 16 years in yachting, I've never been asked

for an engine room tour,

because it's not like they know what they're looking at.

I could tell them some bullsh-- story about

that machine makes diamonds, and they'd be like, "oh, cool."

you want to see the engine room.

- I do. - Come on down.

- I know, man, I'm an engine guy, you know what I mean?

- Are you really?

I've got no problem if the guests want

to see the engine room.

If it's gonna increase the chances of getting a better tip,

then I'll do it.

They want me to dance around naked, I'll be like,

"okay, sit over there."

- and you actually work on the engines themselves?

- Yep. - That's ----ing amazing.

- All right, you ready?

- All crew, all crew,

we have three guests leaving in the tender.

[ cheers ]

- her little face.

- Do you have kids? - No.

- No? - Actually, I do.

They're our little eight crew members.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Nice job, dude.

- Oh, you're smiling.

- Where do you stand on babies?

- Well, I'm infertile, so.

- Oh, perfect. - Yeah, I'm pretty clear, yeah.

- Hi, my name is adam. It's a pleasure to meet you.

- When I was 17, my appendix burst,

and the doctor told me if I ever had trouble conceiving,

that it was because I was infertile.

I actually feel like I would be such a good mom.

I love kids so much.

But I also have so much satisfaction in my life

from other aspects that I just don't see my life going

in that direction because I accepted it when I was 17.

It's the way it is.

- No, but seriously. - Yeah.

- It's really nice to meet you.

- I dated someone briefly,

and she was a single mom of two little girls.

And I played dad for a little bit.

And I was good at it.

But after about six, seven months,

I learned that I don't like having

screaming little sh--s around all the time. [bleep] that.

My kind of lady.

- I don't want to give you things to do,

being my boss and everything, but...

Will you wash this? - Uh, yes, yes, I will.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

- You can start pulling for dinner.

- Cool. - Did you go on the wakeboard?

- I did. - Did you get up?

- I did. - Excellent.

- When did you decide on this hairstyle, the one you have now?

- I didn't. It just sort of ...

I got so busy that I didn't have time to cut my hair.

- I think it looks nice.

It matches, like, the aesthetic.

- Thank you.

- Your hair looks good as well.

Matches the, um, head that it's on.

- Gosh.

Listening to you and ciara flirting with each other

must have been something to behold.

- It really is.

- That's a good point. Did you say...

- Who would want ginger babies?

- "hey, I really like you, but we can't ever have children"?

- Correct.

- Paget, what's happening with the campfire?

- We're gonna head over to the beach and start prepping.

- Copy that . - I don't want to drink.

- My gosh, it's so pretty up here.

The sun set, look.

- We'll have to make a walkway for the guests

to come up from the dock. - Okay.

- So just get out of the way,

'cause I'm gonna go forward slowly.

- I'm out of the way.

Whoa.

- Dude, well, I'm glad I brought shoes.

- Yeah.

- Adam, five minutes.

- Copy. Thank you.

- I like where this dish is going right now.

I'm excited for dinner tonight.

Somehow I managed to get japanese kobe beef

all the way out in greece.

It looks killer.

These idahoans are going to absolutely love

this elevated meat and potatoes dish.

- Oh. [ baby cries ]

- right, when you're sitting down. I know.

- What's our timing?

- Five minutes.

- Oh, really?

- Why? No. A little bit longer.

- Oh, longer.

[ baby crying ]

- shh.

- Let's hustle it. These are gonna die.

- Okay.

- Whatever you can do to speed it up.

- Okay.

- Should I ... Where's the shovel?

- Georgia, madison, they're out there already.

Go to the cabins.

- It needs to be more round, not deep.

- I'm just getting in there.

- Remember, you've still got to line it with rocks,

which is going to make it look smaller.

Aesthetically pleasing, okay?

That's what our jobs are about.

- Okay, stop digging in the middle.

That doesn't matter.

- I'm digging the sides away.

- I mean, you're not digging a grave.

You're just digging like a little dugout area.

- I'm not digging a grave. Can I get in it?

- You're probably going to end up in it.

- Coming up... - Georgia?

Madison has to go, so can I leave you to finish the master?

[ sighs ]

- this boat is just magnificent.

- That looks dynamite.

- You look dynamite. - Thanks.

It's okay to compliment people, byron.

- This is a professional environment, you two.

- I just... I spent like... - You gotta put all this...

You gotta put all this stuff in the middle, paget.

- Yeah, but [bleep], man, that was like ...

That was pretty. What's that? - Come on.

You're gonna put bigger logs on top anyways.

- That looks nice. - Real nice.

- Got green, you can roll. - Let's do this.

- Come on little girl. Come see nana. Oh.

Oh, come and talk to me. - [ baby cries ]

- real quick, I'm just gonna let you know you got

some roasted vegetables down at the bottom.

[ baby crying ]

oh, boy.

The pink is actually...

- She doesn't see a plate for her.

- She's mad.

- Can you go over that one more time, adam?

- The red at the base there is actually a cherry sauce.

Okay, there should be some sweet and savory elements.

[ baby cries ] - thank you.

- All right, guys. Do enjoy.

[ baby cries ]

- it's like probably one of the best things

I've ever had in my life. [ baby cries ]

- okay, what are you gonna do about all this sh--?

- All what sh--? - This.

Well, that's not staying there. - I'm not moving that.

It's like two tons of [ bleep ] rocks.

- Paget, it's not staying there.

- I don't know what a bigger pain in my ass,

raking rocks for like an hour,

or ciara bugging me about where to rake the ----ing rocks.

After four years of being together,

you'd thought I'd get used to the nagging.

But nope, here we are.

- It's not staying there. It needs to go.

[ baby cries ]

- that was so good.

- Why don't I walk her around.

- Jenna, jenna, georgia.

What time are we expecting guests back in their cabins?

- I'm not sure.

They're just getting their main course now.

[ baby cries ]

- madison. - Yeah.

- Can you help georgia? - Yeah.

- Well, how come you're not helping this time?

- Because I was just doing service with you.

- Oh. - Dude, I'm one human being,

like, I'm doing service, and then having to go do turndowns,

and like trying to like spread myself so thinly.

The whole entire thing kind of ----ing sucks.

- I'll help you. Don't worry.

- Okay, cool, thank you.

- I think we should call the attitude on the boat...

- How good is the steak?

Now it's probably a little cold, but.

- It's delicious. - It's amazing.

- All right, I think this should be good for like the raking.

- Please, is it good? Okay.

- Glad you got to eat it. - You and me both.

- Have you done the master yet, or no?

- No, this is my first one.

That's why I was worried about time.

- Yeah.

I'm gonna get into the master, okay?

- Okay, thank you. - Cool.

- How's it going? - It's going.

- Do those blinds go all the way down?

- Oh, right.

- Madison? - Yeah.

- You can go to the beach now. - What?

- You can go to the beach now. - Okay.

Like, really long. - Yeah.

- If we have a charter where guests are going to bed

directly after dinner,

and the girls are still in there ironing the bed sheets,

that's a problem. Georgia?

Madison has to go, can I leave you to finish the master.

- [ sighs ] [bleep] me.

- Okay, cool.

[bleep]

- you ready?

- It would have been nice to, like, know that I was going,

instead of being told 20 seconds before leaving.

It's like, "you're leaving right now."

I'm like.

- Well, at least you get out of turndowns.

- So I was down and I got to the cabin area,

and been taking like two hours to do three cabins.

And I go down there, and I'm like,

okay, so I'm sending madison to the beach now.

So I'm going to leave you to do the master.

And then she goes "[bleep] me."

- that's bad. What are you gonna say?

- I don't ----ing know.

I feel like she's gonna cry again.

- Good. Break her down to ----ing pulp.

- Like I'm tired of like,

hey, can you lose the ----ing attitude?

- I'm already torturing myself trying to get to the best

out of me that I can.

So [bleep] you guys.

[ sighs ]

- what are you gonna do?

- I'd ----ing can her ass, personally.

- Next on below deck sailing yacht...

- This is way more wind than was forecast.

- Woo. Woo. Woo.

- There's only so much I can do at night.

I feel like people are just lashing out at me

and it's really upsetting.

- We ought to have one person up.

- Why is parker telling me what my boyfriend wants me to do?

- You feel like I've been undermining you?

- That's not okay.

- I really like him.

- It's not every day I'm attracted to my chief stew.

[ creaking ]

- whoa, we are hitting the dock.

Byron! Byron!

I don't know where the [bleep] everybody is.

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