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Ly o- the guests are coming
in less than half an hour.

- We're okay,
stop panicking.

Paget and I working
in the same department,

it's more of an
adjustment than I thought.

- The deck looks like crap,
it reflects badly on me.

- You panicking doesn't help.

- Georgia.

- I've never done crew
laundry on my previous boats.

- These look like paget's.

- We have
whitney thompson forester.

- I'm learning all
about veganism.

- All crew, all crew,
we're gonna get some sails up.

People come on board a boat
like this, they want to sail.

So I expect my crew to be ready
to go sailing at any moment.

- Are all the sails up?
- They're all up.

- We're moving so slow,
you gotta find the wind.

- Where's your room?

- I'm mortified
about last night.

Do you like my hair
when it goes frizzy?

- You look hot.

- Jenna, you were rejected.

- I just need underwear.

- No.

- Have some respect.
[ laughs ]

- girls sometimes do take that
as flirting, but it's not.

- What's up?
- Nothing.

- You're being
really weird to me.

- Well, do you want to have
a full-on discussion about it?

- I want to, yes.
- Whatever.

This is a completely
different side of us.

You're only looking at the
things that haven't been done.

- Well, that's my job, to look
at things that haven't been...

Ciara, stop ----ing with me.

- Is it okay to start clearing?
- Yeah.

- When I wake up and
I see nothing's been done.

- It's not that
nothing's been done.

You're only looking at the
things that haven't been done.

- Well that's my job, to look
at things that haven't been...

Ciara, stop ----ing with me.

I'm saying to you exactly what
needs to happen each night.

Ciara does offer quite a bit
of resistance to my authority,

and it's getting too much now.

I have to say something if
I don't like something.

That's it, get used to it, okay?
That's it.

Now pass me the smaller hose.

- What do you say?
- Please.

- Exactly.

- Yesterday when we were
talking about, like,

if you could bang anybody
on the crew, like,

who would you hook up with,
and I was like,

I'm gonna have to go with
jenna because I'm pretty sure...

- You have to.
- ...She would...

- Thanks.

- ...She would bring me
breakfast in bed.

- Yeah.

- Night.
- Good night.

- Madison, jenna.

Can I pull you just for a
minute to make three coffees?

- Copy that.

- I've gotten very lucky
in the past with having

amazing chief stews that have
worked as a cohesive unit.

- So they actually said
that they played a game where

they were like who would you
sleep with of all the crew.

Guess who they picked.

- You.
- Yeah.

- Obviously.

- This boat is different.
I just do what I'm told.

- I was like, [bleep] the guys.
That's really nice.

- Yeah.

- We can take the
togas off.

- Yes.

- You all right?
You cool? Yeah?

- Yeah.
- Cool.

All right, I'm going
to get to bed.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Good watch.

- Love you.
Night night.

- So ready to get out of this.
Ugh.

[ phone buzzing ]

- sure sign that parker has
never worked on a yacht before.

Slamming doors.

That's not going to work for me.

- Go to bed.
- Okay.

[ phone buzzing ]

[ sighs ]

- good morning.
- Oh, hi.

Iced coffee?
- Yes.

- Oh, chef adam.
Did you sleep?

- I slept.

Aside from your ass having
to wake up

in the middle of the
----ing goddamn night.

- Yep, that's right.

I know adam has one of the most
important jobs on the boat,

and I really don't want
to hinder him in any way.

- Any other roommate
can take a nap but me.

- So moving forward,
I'm going to be

as quiet as a mouse when I'm
getting up for my anchor watch.

Whatever you need, boss daddy.

- So we're going to be sailing.

It's going to be a little more
exciting sailing this time.

- We're actually going to ...
We're going to sail sail.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Out, please.

- Just give me
10 minutes, please.

I need to rinse down the foyer.
- I'll give you five.

Sorry. Ow.

Hurt my knuckle.
- Guns of steel.

- You ready to go?
- Yeah.

- Okay, byron, whenever you're
ready, you can start picking up.

- Three shackles,
three shackles.

- Jenna, we can have
breakfast whenever.

Just let us know when it's ready
and we'll be down.

- Sure. Adam is
preparing right now.

- What's the wind doing now?

14.

- All crew, all crew.

This might be a little bit
more exciting

than the previous sailing
we've been doing.

So make sure cupboards
are properly shut.

- Copy.
- Definitely a bit more breeze.

That's going to complicate
things a little bit.

Okay, if you guys are ready,
let's get the mizzen up.

- Copy that.
- Okay, going up.

- That's it.
That's good enough.

It'll be okay. Thanks.
- Okay.

- Okay, let's go straight
on to the main.

Okay, going up.
- Okay.

- This is amazing.

- Good, excellent.

Okay, you guys coming out
on the staysail, stand clear.

Yeah, that's good.
It'll take care of itself.

- Okay.

- All crew, all crew,
we're starting sailing now.

Starting heeling over.

- Whoa, we're actually sailing.
- Yeah.

- This is crazy.

We're going sideways.

- [bleep]

[ sighs ]

- what is sailing this ship?

Is it the sail
or whitney's glasses?

- Um, are you fine to eat
when it's like this?

- Yeah.
- We eat in any weather.

- If it were up to me,
I would never serve the guests

breakfast while we're sailing.

But what the guests want,
the guests get.

So here's your breakfast
served on a tilt.

- Have you asked them
if they wanted to eat?

- They do.

- It makes sense to me to not
sail the entire ----ing way.

- But I know...

- I'll tell captain
that right now.

I know it's my job
to cook under sail,

but it couldn't possibly
be more windy.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

- Glenn.
- What's happening?

- Is it possible we could
pull sail, I don't know,

in 40 minutes, and then cruise
in and have breakfast leisurely?

- Um, no.
The guests really want to sail.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Yeah.

- We didn't have any wind
when the guests wanted

to sail yesterday, so I can't
pass up this opportunity.

- Goddamn it.

- Adam doesn't get to come up
and tell me how to sail.

- Communication is key.

- I just want to sit
on the end in case

I have to get up
and, like, looge.

- That's fine.

- Ah.
- Yay, more appetizers.

- I know.
- Oh, my god.

- All crew, all crew, all crew.
We're tacking now, tacking now.

We have to get back to the dock,
but it's right upwind.

So we're going to have
to tack our way up.

Tacking means
to zig zag your way upwind.

Okay, tacking.

Because you can't go
straight into the wind.

- You see how smoothly
for a big boat she tacks?

- Oh!

[ clattering ]

[ laughing ]

- oh no.
- Oh my god!

- I'm trying to be level.
- Okay, don't stand up.

- Parker, parker, jenna.
- Go ahead, jenna.

- Can I get some help
on the aft deck?

- We're sailing.
- Oh!

Just don't put your
feet down, all right?

Jenna, we should try and
find a nice vacuum

that can vacuum up glass.
Just a thought.

- Cool, thank you very much.

Parker has a kind heart,
but he just doesn't get it.

The number one thing
when you're starting out

you don't have an opinion.

Just shut your mouth
and do your job.

Parker, like, he was
just cleaning up glass,

and he's like, we should
really look into getting

this kind of dustbuster
that would clean up

really small shards of glass.

He does have an opinion
about a lot of those things,

and for me it's kind
of junior crew in general.

- I'll speak with him.
- Cool, yeah.

- Good.
- Thanks, guys.

- No worries.

- All crew, all crew.
Get ready for a tack.

- Yep, ready.

- Whitney, they gave us a slide.
- Oh, my god, look.

[ laughter ]

- we're supposed to disembark
in like 30 minutes.

- Can't even stand up,
how am I going to pack?

- We're in the...
Underwater.

- I know.
- Ah!

[ dishes rattle ]

- parker, parker, pag.

Can you meet me
on the bow, please?

- Copy that. On my way.

- The moment when you
were sweeping up the glass,

you said to jenna, oh,
why didn't you have

like a sort of vacuum cleaner.

And she just wants you to just
sort of take a back hands-off

approach a little bit
in matters like that.

- Okay, no problem.

I love jenna.
I don't want to piss her off.

- Yeah, just a heads up.

- Deck, deck, deck,
we're getting close to the dock.

We're gonna put the sails away.
- Okay.

Guys, good.
Oh, flat ground.

- Okay, guys, I'm going to
start turning towards the dock

and backing up.

- It's going to be choppy
in there on the dock.

Get your throwing lines ready.

- Yeah, I already got them out.
- Cool.

- Okay, guys, the weather's
not ideal, so this ...

This maneuver, both of you
need to be on top game.

- Okay, just...
- I can't hear you.

- Communication, communication,
communication.

- Yes, exactly.

- Please, just be loud
and clear with it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The conditions are tricky.

On a side wind, if you have
more than 15 knots pushing you,

it's very difficult to dock.

This boat is worth
$15 million, plus.

If we hit the dock,
it could potentially be

hundreds of thousands
of dollars of damage.

Glenn, glenn, pag.

Yeah, the wind's, I think,
gonna push you down.

You'll spring first,
then your stern line.

- All right.

- Then we'll go with yours,
okay?

- Cool.
- 4-5 to the dock.

We are being blown down still.
- Yeah, I'm aware of that.

Thank you.

- 20 meters.
- Copy 20 to stopping.

- Still need to move over more.

We're gonna start touching.
- Ready to throw your line.

I don't like the swell coming
in here, all right.

Like, on the dock.

- Paget, let's get
that starboard string

and starboard stern line
on really quick, please.

- Start throwing your line.

- Watch ... Wait, why's
that line going forward?

- He...
- What...

- He asked for it.

- No, I tell you when
to throw the line.

- Okay.
- Get that one off.

- Get that one off.
Off. Off.

- That one off.
Wrap it round, wrap it round.

- What's happening back there?

- Tie it on, tie it on.
Tie it on.

- It's...

- I need somebody
talking to me, dude.

I have no reference up here.
- Whoa!

- Let it go? What?

- Get that one off.
- Get that one off.

- That one off.
- Off. Off.

- Wrap it round,
wrap it round.

- What's happening back there?
I don't want to hit the dock.

- Tie it on.
Tie it on.

Tie it on.

- I need somebody
talking to me, dude.

I have no reference up here,

so have somebody
down where I can see them

and give me distance.

[ bleep ]

- now throw yours
to that one there.

Just give her a light touch
forward, please.

Keep us off the dock.

Okay, we're good there, glenn.
We have the starboard string on.

Four meters off the dock.
- I have no reference.

I can't see if I'm one meter
or four meters from the dock.

I can't just stop.
The boat's got momentum.

- Yeah.

- So the only way to stop
that is to go forward.

- We had a lot of missed lines.

We had a lot of missed
communication from the dock.

- It's okay.
It's all good.

- Well, it was just
----ing ridiculous.

- I threw the line because
I thought it was

the right thing to do.

I just like to make people
happy, and do a good job.

It sucks to know
I ----ed it up.

- You guys start getting
the passrail stuff out.

- All crew, all crew, the guests
are getting ready to depart.

- Look at my hand
from doing those lines.

- I know, I heard.
- Bye guys.

Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Oh, oh, you're going
to bring it in.

- Oh yeah, bring it in.
- One at a time, guys.

- Captain, everything
was incredible.

So I apologize
for our debauchery,

but chef adam, thank you
so much for putting up

with our dietary restrictions.
- That's what I'm here for.

- This is just a little
something for your trouble.

- Oh, thank you.
That's very kind.

- Yeah.
- Enjoy greece.

[ boat horn blows ]

- bye, whitney.
- Thank you so much.

- Okay, let's finish up,
and then we'll have

a little debrief
in a few minutes.

- Awesome, cap.

- I'll dry.

Teamwork makes
the dream work, baby.

- That's what I'm saying, honey.

- Love you.
- I love you, too.

I didn't mean to raise
my voice earlier with you.

- No, you should have.
- It's just I was so...

- You had to.

- I was worried about your
hand getting caught

or anything.

- We have been
bickering recently quite a bit,

but what I love about
ciara is her confidence.

She's very smart.
She figures things out.

And her work ethic
is second to none.

My mum's a very hard worker.
A very committed woman.

And ciara has those
similar traits.

I realize saying that
it might sound like

I'm going to date somebody
like my mother, but no.

Love's completely different.

I don't know.
That's not, really...

Let me let it go.
I said it.

- All crew, all crew,
can I get everybody together

in the saloon?
- Copy, copy.

- So here we are again.

Deck department.

We had a problem with
communication on the dock.

Make sure it
doesn't happen again.

Jenna, as far as the interior,
I'm very, very impressed.

Adam, you had
a bit of a challenge,

but I think you nailed it again.

So the last thing
they left us a nice tip.

It's $13,500.
1,500 each.

[ applause ]

- I was really hoping for more,
but I guess you can't expect

a vegan to tip too much, because
they don't own piggy banks, so.

- We still got a lot
of stuff to do,

so we'll power through
until 6:00 or 7:00.

Cool.

- Okay, one of you
do the laundry,

and the other one
strip the bed.

- Yeah.
- Let's get this done.

- We're gonna put
this back on the stern.

- Was that just on your bed?
- Yeah.

- Here's the thing.
It's a ----ing girl's shirt.

They have no ----ing
concept of anything.

That's what's happening.

People who get
into stewardessing should at

the very bare minimum
be good at organizing.

It's not rocket science.

- How's it going?

- Great, however, I've been
dealing with the laundry.

It's a ----ing sh---show, and
you need to get it together.

- It's fine now.
- No.

There's like
10 different buckets for rags.

Stuff isn't going back
properly still.

- I was never given
a system to work with.

- Because we've all been behind.

We've all been doing sh--
all over the place.

- Okay.

- Whew.

- This charter was rough.

Did you sleep?

- Not with your ass having
to wake up

in the middle of the ----ing
goddamn night.

- We should try and find a nice
vacuum that can vacuum up glass.

- Wait, what...
Why's that line going forward?

No, I tell you when
to throw the line.

- Okay.

I really want to make my captain
and my crew proud,

and right now, I just feel
like I've let them down.

You know, I hope everybody
sees something

great about me for being myself.

I just, well, whatever.

- What's up?

- We're not having rides
tonight.

- There you go.
There you go, there you go.

- All right.
You guys ready for dinner?

- Yeah.
- Let's go.

- Let's go.

- Ladies first.
- Oh, thank you.

- Good evening.

- Yeah, let's just do that.
- Yeah, totally.

Tasting menu.
- That was easy, yeah.

- You know what my favorite game
is, if you just start

dating somebody and then
you have sex with them,

and as soon as it's done,
you say.

- I love it.

- That's my favorite game
in the whole world.

- Isn't it funny?

- 'cause then the guy
goes, "uh."

and then you go, "no seriously,
let's talk about our feelings."

- I would actually have a
rebuttal to that.

- Let's get married.
- Yeah.

- Let's get married, yeah.
Totally.

- We're like, "this isn't
going to happen again."

- this obviously
isn't going to work out.

- Yeah.

- I'm actually enjoying
the casual flirtation

between adam and I right now.

And I do not want to [bleep]
it up like last time.

- Everyone's out.
- No, no, no.

- It's time to go.

- No red wine for me.

- Cheers, everyone.
- Hey.

- Yeah.

- Would anyone like my sardines?

- I will eat that.
- Okay.

- I'm sure you've swallowed
worse, come on.

- Do you think you'd stay in
the industry after this?

- I don't know.

- I'm trying to get parker
to cheer the [bleep] up.

I just want to make sure that
you know that we're here.

- Okay.
- But it's not ----ing helping.

- Coming up...
- Adam put it here.

You're the only one
who's been in here.

Haven't seen it?

This ----ing pisses me off.

Get your sh-- together and
organize this ----ing laundry.

- Oh my god.
- It's been fantastic.

- You guys want
to go have a drink?

- Yeah.
- All right, let's go.

- This is such
a beautiful scene.

Like look at the night sky.
- That's amazing.

- Right on. Cheers.

- Can I please have
a moskow mule?

Thank you.
- Two of those.

That sounds awesome,
actually, yeah.

- Chicken fried steak.

It's my favorite thing
to eat, for sure.

- Explain to paget what it is.

- He's never had it?

- He's ----ing british.

- Paget, a man of your
stature needs to know

what chicken fried steak is.

- What is chicken fried steak?

- Only the most filling
dish you could ever eat.

- Why do you keep looking at
my body as you say this?

Oh, the most filling thing
you could have in your life.

It's really nice to be able
to go out with the crew

and have a drink,
treat each other as friends.

I was raised on a barge,

and I didn't grow up
around a lot of kids.

So the connections and
the friendships that I have

right now is probably
where I'm happiest.

- How masculine are you?

- I don't know--
I can't answer that.

- Hey.

- If you're ordering,
I'll do another one.

- Would you guys like
something else?

- I'll have a
moskow mule, actually.

- Moskow mule

- yeah.
- Nothing.

- In between charters
is really the only time

that paget and I can actually
get some quality couple time.

So, all I really want
is just a little bit

of attention from him.
Okay.

- Thank you.

- Parker, get your drink.
Let's go. Come on.

- I'm good, bro.

- Come on, man.
Double fist it.

- No.
- All right.

It was worth a shot.

- We go back,
we have positive energy.

- Why is parker being so weird?

- I don't know.
No one knows.

- It's really ----ing cold.
- Yeah.

- If we could all just
like shimmy on down.

- [bleep] it, let's go.

- Let's go.

- Home sweet home.

- Hey guys, we work on
a really pretty boat.

- I know.
- Yeah.

- It's beautiful, isn't it.

- Is my purse hitting your butt?
- A little bit.

On the bright side, we can
walk at the same tempo.

That's a good sign.

I don't know.

I haven't found too many
problems with you yet.

Jenna's cute, I gotta say.
She makes me laugh.

Maybe for the first time,
I'm gonna be able to get through

this charter season
without being so miserable.

- Guys, I'm tired.
- Time for bed.

- Yeah.
- New charter start tomorrow.

- Night, cutie.

- See you tomorrow, kids.

- I don't know what to do.

I'm tired, but I want
to give adam some space, too.

- If anyone understands
parker, it's me.

Just like, let him be him,
and he'll come back.

I'm here for my bud.

- Yesterday was tough.

I know I get in my head,

but I just need
to keep on being me

and feel confident in that.

Positive parker is back,
and ready for action.

- I think we need a fresh board.

- You need help with anything?

- This place needs citra.

- That's not the only thing
I need you to do today, okay?

- You know what? If it's not
that much of a priority,

then I just won't do it.

- I just want the stains out.
That's what I asked for.

You know, we've got less
than four hours to go.

- I got better things
to be doing right now.

- Yeah, me, too,

than cleaning up
after your mistakes.

- I did feel like a little bit
tipsy last night.

- I see you weren't moving
too slow this morning.

- I love being able
to be a support system

for a third stew because
I had someone do that to me.

And clearly,
jenna doesn't give two sh--s

about georgia and I.

- Jenna and adam,
can we get together

in the crew mess for a
preference sheet meeting?

- Copy.
- Copy.

- Allrighty.

Your next mission, should
you choose to accept it.

So we have sylvia hampel,
a single from boise, idaho,

owner of
clear view cleaning service.

Joining sylvia will be
her daughter, jessica,

her son-in-law, adam, and her
two sons, travis and parker.

- That's a small world.
- We got an adam and a parker.

- And they're one month
daughter, angelica.

- One month old baby on a boat.

Wait, what?
- Yes.

- These guys are crazy.

- Obviously we need
to think about safety.

That's going to be important.

- It's even legal?
- For wine, she's put white.

- At least they got
a sense of humor.

- That is really funny.

- On day one, this group
would love a campfire

on a secluded beach
just to themselves.

Parker's number one request
is to go cliff jumping.

- We have a place
in mind for that?

- No dietary restrictions.
Look at this.

- Oh, yeah?
- Holy sh--.

I don't have any
dietary restrictions.

- All set?
- Fire it up.

- Thank you very much.
- Let's rock and roll.

- I'm not gonna
be pretty enough.

No, stay here.
- No.

- Come here.
- No.

- What are you asking for?

- Where you going?
- I don't know.

Where am I going?

- Just talk to me while I do
this.

- When last were you
in a relationship?

- Last year.
- For how long?

- Two years.

Now she's doing yogi
sh-- in thailand.

Parting ways with kaiti

is by far the hardest thing
I've ever had to do.

I don't necessarily believe
in love at first sight,

but I definitely
found that with kaiti.

We keep in touch and
she's one of my best friends.

Took me a long time
to recover from that.

If that hadn't have happened,
I wouldn't be here.

- And this is such
a good place to be.

- All crew, all crew.
Provisions have just arrived.

- Copy.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

- Spinach and chives.
- Oh.

- Parker, parker, pag.

Can you meet me
on the bow, please?

- Copy that.
On my way.

- If there's one piece
of advice I'll give you,

look out for things more.

Be like, you know, like...

- Maybe not running
all the time on deck.

- Don't run, because
it makes guests nervous.

Know when to, like, oh, sh--,
there's guests there.

I'm just gonna be like
"oh, how you guys doing?"

not like a long conversation.

Cut it, and continue.

Parker is a difficult
person to manage

when it comes
to rules and discipline.

I have to tell him repeatedly
of a certain thing to do,

and it's becoming a problem.

I'm going to start putting
stuff back on the laz,

you start smashing that.
- Fair enough.

- Did you iron adam's chef coat?

- I haven't gotten
his chef coat...

- I saw it this morning.

- ...Since...
- It was sitting right here.

Unless he took it.

- I always give it my
best shot, but jenna will,

like, come into the laundry
and, like, nitpick

at things that actually haven't
even happened,

but she's presumed
I've done wrong.

- Did you take your black chef
coat from the laundry?

- No.

- I feel like it's a bit
of a testament to her

not paying attention to
anything outside of the galley,

which is infuriating
madison and myself.

Just know what's
happening in her own department.

- I thought adam put it here.

You're the only one
who's been in here.

Haven't seen it?

[ sighs ]

- this ----ing pisses me off.

Just get your sh-- together

and organize
the ----ing laundry.

Not that complicated.

I don't understand.

- I don't like sharing emotions.

If people can see your emotions,
that's a really big weakness.

Because I just think I have
more control of the situation

if they don't see all my cards.

- Coming up...

- Are you guys heading to
the beach to check it out?

- I will do that as soon

as a superior
tells me that I can go.

- What?
- He's still not getting it.

- I know.

[ sniffling ]

[ crying ]

[ knocking ]

- hi.
- Hi.

- Can I come in?
- No.

- Can I give you a hug?
- No.

- I love you.
I appreciate you.

- I just want jenna to see
that I'm not a ----ing moron.

- She knows you're not a moron.
She's just doing her job.

You are a head
of the department.

Do you think all
of your worker bees,

they're gonna be like wow,
this is the best job ever.

If you're just kind of
like dicks to them, no.

- I'm not crying because
my feelings are hurt.

I'm crying because
I'm frustrated.

I tried to tell her where
I need help.

- [bleep] this, I'm not doing
a whole session right now.

- Let's just give her space.

- I don't set out
to make people cry.

It is my job
to hold you accountable.

Just suck it up and do
what I'm telling you to do.

- Your black chef coat
might be in the wash.

- I've got others.
- Oh [bleep].

Here guys, it's in the machine.

- Oh, you got it there?

- Then who put it in the
tumbler, that's my question.

Okay, let's have
a calm chitchat.

I don't want you
to feel upset, but also,

I have to do a job
as well, right?

- Jenna, you are 100% right.

Like, I don't have
any problem with you.

- Just please,
I don't want you to be unhappy.

- Please don't touch me.
- Okay. Okay.

Okay, I'll just
leave you alone, then.

- How are the cushions looking?

- Not completed.

- I put the baby sunscreen
and lotion and stuff here.

- Oh, cute.
Appreciate you.

- All crew, all crew.

Let's get changed up,
if you're not already.

We're expecting the guests
in about 10 minutes.

- Glenn, do you want
to come out to the gangway?

- She's out like a light.

- I am hopeful that angelica
has a good time this trip.

- I see the guests
coming up the dock.

Are you ready?
- Copy.

- Oh, the crew
is waiting for us.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- Hi, I'm sylvia.

- Hi, I'm captain glenn.
- Captain glenn, pleasure.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- I'm jessica.
This is angelica.

- Angelica.

- Oh, you've got
precious cargo this time.

- Welcome aboard.
- Hi.

- Thank you.
- These parents are crazy.

How are you even
taking a vacation now?

You had a baby one month ago.
Take a breather.

- Welcome onboard parsifal 3.
- Thank you.

- Jenna's going to take you on
a little tour of the boat.

- Come and see your boat.

- Welcome to the fly bridge.

- Oh, my god.

- Yeah, the long dress
and baby combo.

- Yeah.
- Got a hot tub.

- This is gorgeous.

- Got a little bunny pad for
laying out in the sun,

tanning if you like.
- Wow.

- Get the luggage to the bridge.

- So here we have
the dining area.

[ glasses rattle ]
- oo.

- We're good, we're good,
we're good.

- And we have
the main salon behind you.

- Got a baby, dude.
- Yeah.

- So down here is
the guest cabin area.

- Can I put this
stroller in the laz?

- Yeah.

- I'll take you into the master,
as well, on the left.

- This is like mine
and angelica's room.

- Okay, deal.

- Paget, paget.

If you guys wanna undress,
you can undress at pass rail.

- Copy that.

- I should tell adam I have
some slightly different

dietary restrictions...
- Okay.

...Then I had when I filled
out the paperwork.

- Sure.
- So.

- What can I tell him?

- No eggs, no dairy,
no nuts, no soy.

And no coffee.

- There's some dietary
restrictions from mom.

- Okay.

- She can't have dairy,
eggs, nuts.

- Oh, my god.

So close.

- What do we have to do
to stay a couple extra weeks?

- Um, we can organize that.
We can organize that.

- Great, thank you so much.

- All right,
thank you very much.

We're gonna get underway now.
- Okay, thank you.

- Thank you very much.
- Great, thank you.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thanks, captain.

- That's it.

Okay, glenn, all lines are up.

All lines are up.
- Looks amazing.

- That's amazing.
- Copy all lines up.

- Three on port, three on port.

- You ----ing bastard.

- All right,
we're gonna go change.

- We're hoping that
the rocking of the boat...

- Will lull her to sleep,
exactly.

- Are we going sailing?
- I don't think so.

There's gonna be
almost no breeze.

- How is it?
- Oh, it's great.

- I was just making sure
you guys knew

how to get the
bubbles if you wanted them.

- You're parker, right?
- Yeah.

- Where are you from?
- I'm from maryland.

What about you guys?
- We're from colorado.

- I lived in boulder last year.

- How'd you like it out there?
- Loved it.

- Yeah.

- My ex-girlfriend was from
colorado, and we met in hawaii.

- I mean, he has to get
out of their area,

as well, with a chamois.

I did have a little talk
with parker

saying he was getting a little
bit too personal with guests.

Not like a long conversation.
Cut it. And continue.

You've got to listen
to your boss.

- Anything you guys need.
- Thanks, appreciate it.

- Parker.
- What?

- What are you doing
standing over there

with a chamois in your hand?

- I'm always supposed
to have a chamois.

- No, don't let...

- Not visibly
for them to see, man.

- Okay, my bad.
- Yeah, yeah.

And I did tell you about talking
with the guests for a while.

- They talked to me.
- That's fine.

Just... But...

- In my opinion, it's rude
not to talk to the guests

when they're engaged with me,
because I'm a human,

they're a person,
and that's what people do.

- Cut it off after two or
three minutes, and walk away.

- That's why I walked away.

- How we doing, team?
Should we go out now?

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- I have a still
and a sparkling.

- Still, please.
Thank you.

- Okay, byron,
we're in 13 meters.

Let it go.

- That's two.
- That's good. We're set.

You happy if I shut down?
- Happy, happy.

- We can start running.

- Okay.

- Oh, my gosh, take it back.
No, I'm just kidding.

I'm going to have to get a
private chef at home, I think.

- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

- Hi, adam.
- How we doing?

Butternut squash soup,
no onion or cream on that one.

We got some lemon dill chicken,
paninis with gouda and ham,

rice pilaf, and
a garden salad with croutons.

- Ooh.

- Oh, my gosh, that is so good.

- Hello.
- Good night, baby.

- Hello.

- Gosh, look at all that hair.
I can't believe it.

Seeing this family come on board
with their one month old baby

instantly reminds me of
my own daughter, saphira.

And she's got a few more teeth,
as well, I believe.

- Saphira is 14 months old,

and she is just
the light of our lives.

Can you say da-da-dad?
Da-da-dad.

Being a dad is the greatest
thing that I've ever done.

To bring this little human
being to life,

nurturing them,
and educating them,

it's just a miracle.

Oh, you're so cute.

[ baby shouts ]

- deck, deck, when you
guys have a chance,

scoot over to this
tiny little beach

off our port quarter to see if
that would be a good place

for tonight's campfire.

- Copy that.
We'll put the boys in.

And we can have a little reccy.

- Are you guys heading
to the beach to check it out?

- I will do that as soon as a
superior tells me that I can go.

- What?
- Your superior, what?

- She asked if we were going
to the beach to check it out.

- Yeah.

We'll do it in a bit.
Dinner's at 7:00, yeah?

So we got time.
- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, cool.

- He's still not getting it.
- I know.

- I told him
before the charter,

"keep your voice down."

she's right there,
and he's in a big loud voice.

- I know.

- Right now,
parker is really frustrating.

I can't baby him
for the whole season.

- I don't know.
- I don't know.

- Coming up...

- It needs to be more round,
not deep.

- It's getting in there.

- Stop digging in the middle.
That doesn't matter.

- I'm digging the sides away.

After four years of
being together,

you'd thought I'd get used
to the nagging.

But nope, here we are.
- You're not digging a grave.

- Can I get in it?

- You're probably
gonna end up in it.

- I told him before the charter,
"keep your voice down."

and she's right there, and
he's like in a big loud voice.

- I know. I think they're all,
like, feeding off of each other

and kind of being like,
[ scoffs ]

to anyone who's telling
them what to do.

- I have to tell him
verbatim exactly what to do,

otherwise he just stands there.
- Oh yeah.

- Yo, pag, I wasn't saying
anything negative about you.

- I know, but don't
say "superior" in front of,

like, the guests.

- I... Okay...
- Yeah.

- I didn't even see
her behind me.

- They don't need
to know who's who.

- I didn't know
she was behind me,

because I was with you
by the window.

- That's exactly what
we're talking about.

Just remember our
conversation about being aware,

like, keeping your voice
down and everything.

- I'm not perfect.

But I'm growing,
and I'm still learning.

And I think I'm doing
a kick-ass job

of being the best
parker I can be.

- Be more mindful
of who's around you.

- Okay.

[ baby crying ]
- come on.

You're okay.

- Do you have a washer
open anywhere?

- Yeah.

- Oh, all guest laundry
goes on delicate.

And then hang everything.

- Thank you for helping me.
- Of course.

- Even if it's a tee shirt,
hang it.

- I think that's really
nice if we have,

like, hot cocoa, s'mores,
over at the fire.

- That's perfect.

- You guys want
to go wakeboarding?

- Yeah.
- Cool.

- So is it possible to see
the engine, by chance?

- Of course.
- Yeah.

- Byron, ciara,
I have a guest

who would like
to see the engine room.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In my 16 years in yachting,
I've never been asked

for an engine room tour,

because it's not like they
know what they're looking at.

I could tell them some bullsh--
story about

that machine makes diamonds,
and they'd be like, "oh, cool."

you want to see
the engine room.

- I do.
- Come on down.

- I know, man, I'm an engine
guy, you know what I mean?

- Are you really?

I've got no problem
if the guests want

to see the engine room.

If it's gonna increase the
chances of getting a better tip,

then I'll do it.

They want me to dance
around naked, I'll be like,

"okay, sit over there."

- and you actually work on
the engines themselves?

- Yep.
- That's ----ing amazing.

- All right, you ready?

- All crew, all crew,

we have three guests
leaving in the tender.

[ cheers ]

- her little face.

- Do you have kids?
- No.

- No?
- Actually, I do.

They're our little
eight crew members.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Nice job, dude.

- Oh, you're smiling.

- Where do you stand on babies?

- Well, I'm infertile, so.

- Oh, perfect.
- Yeah, I'm pretty clear, yeah.

- Hi, my name is adam.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

- When I was 17,
my appendix burst,

and the doctor told me if
I ever had trouble conceiving,

that it was because
I was infertile.

I actually feel like
I would be such a good mom.

I love kids so much.

But I also have so
much satisfaction in my life

from other aspects that
I just don't see my life going

in that direction because
I accepted it when I was 17.

It's the way it is.

- No, but seriously.
- Yeah.

- It's really nice to meet you.

- I dated someone briefly,

and she was a single mom
of two little girls.

And I played dad
for a little bit.

And I was good at it.

But after about
six, seven months,

I learned that
I don't like having

screaming little sh--s around
all the time. [bleep] that.

My kind of lady.

- I don't want to
give you things to do,

being my boss
and everything, but...

Will you wash this?
- Uh, yes, yes, I will.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

- You can start
pulling for dinner.

- Cool.
- Did you go on the wakeboard?

- I did.
- Did you get up?

- I did.
- Excellent.

- When did you decide on this
hairstyle, the one you have now?

- I didn't.
It just sort of ...

I got so busy that I didn't
have time to cut my hair.

- I think it looks nice.

It matches, like, the aesthetic.

- Thank you.

- Your hair looks good as well.

Matches the, um,
head that it's on.

- Gosh.

Listening to you and ciara
flirting with each other

must have been
something to behold.

- It really is.

- That's a good point.
Did you say...

- Who would want ginger babies?

- "hey, I really like you, but
we can't ever have children"?

- Correct.

- Paget, what's happening
with the campfire?

- We're gonna head over to
the beach and start prepping.

- Copy that .
- I don't want to drink.

- My gosh,
it's so pretty up here.

The sun set, look.

- We'll have to make
a walkway for the guests

to come up from the dock.
- Okay.

- So just get out of the way,

'cause I'm gonna
go forward slowly.

- I'm out of the way.

Whoa.

- Dude, well,
I'm glad I brought shoes.

- Yeah.

- Adam, five minutes.

- Copy. Thank you.

- I like where this dish
is going right now.

I'm excited for dinner tonight.

Somehow I managed
to get japanese kobe beef

all the way out in greece.

It looks killer.

These idahoans are going
to absolutely love

this elevated meat
and potatoes dish.

- Oh.
[ baby cries ]

- right, when you're
sitting down. I know.

- What's our timing?

- Five minutes.

- Oh, really?

- Why? No.
A little bit longer.

- Oh, longer.

[ baby crying ]

- shh.

- Let's hustle it.
These are gonna die.

- Okay.

- Whatever you can do
to speed it up.

- Okay.

- Should I ...
Where's the shovel?

- Georgia, madison, they're out
there already.

Go to the cabins.

- It needs to be more round,
not deep.

- I'm just getting in there.

- Remember, you've still
got to line it with rocks,

which is going
to make it look smaller.

Aesthetically pleasing, okay?

That's what our jobs are about.

- Okay, stop digging
in the middle.

That doesn't matter.

- I'm digging the sides away.

- I mean, you're not
digging a grave.

You're just digging like
a little dugout area.

- I'm not digging a grave.
Can I get in it?

- You're probably going
to end up in it.

- Coming up...
- Georgia?

Madison has to go, so can I
leave you to finish the master?

[ sighs ]

- this boat is just magnificent.

- That looks dynamite.

- You look dynamite.
- Thanks.

It's okay to compliment
people, byron.

- This is a professional
environment, you two.

- I just... I spent like...
- You gotta put all this...

You gotta put all this
stuff in the middle, paget.

- Yeah, but [bleep], man,
that was like ...

That was pretty. What's that?
- Come on.

You're gonna put bigger
logs on top anyways.

- That looks nice.
- Real nice.

- Got green, you can roll.
- Let's do this.

- Come on little girl.
Come see nana. Oh.

Oh, come and talk to me.
- [ baby cries ]

- real quick, I'm just gonna
let you know you got

some roasted vegetables
down at the bottom.

[ baby crying ]

oh, boy.

The pink is actually...

- She doesn't see
a plate for her.

- She's mad.

- Can you go over that
one more time, adam?

- The red at the base there
is actually a cherry sauce.

Okay, there should be some
sweet and savory elements.

[ baby cries ]
- thank you.

- All right, guys.
Do enjoy.

[ baby cries ]

- it's like probably
one of the best things

I've ever had in my life.
[ baby cries ]

- okay, what are you gonna
do about all this sh--?

- All what sh--?
- This.

Well, that's not staying there.
- I'm not moving that.

It's like two tons
of [ bleep ] rocks.

- Paget, it's not staying there.

- I don't know what a
bigger pain in my ass,

raking rocks for like an hour,

or ciara bugging me about where
to rake the ----ing rocks.

After four years
of being together,

you'd thought I'd get used
to the nagging.

But nope, here we are.

- It's not staying there.
It needs to go.

[ baby cries ]

- that was so good.

- Why don't I walk her around.

- Jenna, jenna, georgia.

What time are we expecting
guests back in their cabins?

- I'm not sure.

They're just getting
their main course now.

[ baby cries ]

- madison.
- Yeah.

- Can you help georgia?
- Yeah.

- Well, how come you're
not helping this time?

- Because I was just doing
service with you.

- Oh.
- Dude, I'm one human being,

like, I'm doing service, and
then having to go do turndowns,

and like trying to like
spread myself so thinly.

The whole entire thing
kind of ----ing sucks.

- I'll help you.
Don't worry.

- Okay, cool, thank you.

- I think we should call the
attitude on the boat...

- How good is the steak?

Now it's probably
a little cold, but.

- It's delicious.
- It's amazing.

- All right, I think this should
be good for like the raking.

- Please, is it good?
Okay.

- Glad you got to eat it.
- You and me both.

- Have you done the master
yet, or no?

- No, this is my first one.

That's why I was worried
about time.

- Yeah.

I'm gonna get into
the master, okay?

- Okay, thank you.
- Cool.

- How's it going?
- It's going.

- Do those blinds
go all the way down?

- Oh, right.

- Madison?
- Yeah.

- You can go to the beach now.
- What?

- You can go to the beach now.
- Okay.

Like, really long.
- Yeah.

- If we have a charter
where guests are going to bed

directly after dinner,

and the girls are still in
there ironing the bed sheets,

that's a problem.
Georgia?

Madison has to go, can I leave
you to finish the master.

- [ sighs ]
[bleep] me.

- Okay, cool.

[bleep]

- you ready?

- It would have been nice to,
like, know that I was going,

instead of being told
20 seconds before leaving.

It's like,
"you're leaving right now."

I'm like.

- Well, at least you
get out of turndowns.

- So I was down and I got
to the cabin area,

and been taking like
two hours to do three cabins.

And I go down there,
and I'm like,

okay, so I'm sending madison
to the beach now.

So I'm going to leave you
to do the master.

And then she goes "[bleep] me."

- that's bad.
What are you gonna say?

- I don't ----ing know.

I feel like
she's gonna cry again.

- Good. Break her down
to ----ing pulp.

- Like I'm tired of like,

hey, can you lose the ----ing
attitude?

- I'm already torturing myself
trying to get to the best

out of me that I can.

So [bleep] you guys.

[ sighs ]

- what are you gonna do?

- I'd ----ing can her ass,
personally.

- Next on below deck
sailing yacht...

- This is way more wind
than was forecast.

- Woo. Woo. Woo.

- There's only so much
I can do at night.

I feel like people
are just lashing out at me

and it's really upsetting.

- We ought to have
one person up.

- Why is parker telling me what
my boyfriend wants me to do?

- You feel like
I've been undermining you?

- That's not okay.

- I really like him.

- It's not every day
I'm attracted to my chief stew.

[ creaking ]

- whoa, we are hitting the dock.

Byron! Byron!

I don't know where
the [bleep] everybody is.

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