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[ "JINGLE BELLS" PLAYS ]
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[ ROCKABILLY PLAYS ]
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-* HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
LOTS OF TOYS *
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* COME ON NOW,
MAKE SOME NOISE *
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* CHRISTMAS TREES
AND THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS *
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* COME ON, BABY, HOLD ME TIGHT
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* I GOT YOU
UNDER THE MISTLETOE *
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* AND HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
A-DON'T LET GO *
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* HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
DON'T LET GO *
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* HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
SANTA'S SLEIGH *
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* RUDY IN FRONT
TO LIGHT THE WAY *
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* I NEED MORE TIME
TO GET IT DONE *
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* I NEED MORE TIME
FOR CHRISTMAS FUN *
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* I'M ALL READY
FOR THE CHRISTMAS SNOW *
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* AND HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
A-DON'T LET GO *
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* AND HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
A-DON'T LET GO *
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* MAMAS AND PAPAS
AND KIDS AND DOGS *
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* TO FIND A PLACE WHERE THEY
WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS LOGS *
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* SANTA, PLEASE HURRY NOW,
DON'T BE LATE *
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* WHOA! IT'S A SPECIAL DATE
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* HEY
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[ GUITAR SOLO ]
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* HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
TIME TO EAT *
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* THAT TURKEY AND GRAVY
GONNA BE SO SWEET *
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* LOOK AT THE PRESENTS
UNDERNEATH THE TREE *
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* I WISH EVERYONE
WAS AS LUCKY AS ME *
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* A CHRISTMAS ANGEL
WANTS US TO KNOW *
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* THAT HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
A-DON'T LET GO *
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* HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
DON'T LET GO *
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* YOUR MAMAS AND PAPAS
AND KIDS AND DOGS *
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* TO FIND A PLACE WHERE THEY
WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS LOGS *
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* SANTA, PLEASE HURRY NOW,
AND DON'T BE LATE *
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* WHOA! IT'S A SPECIAL DATE
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* HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
LOTS OF TOYS *
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* A-COME ON NOW,
AND MAKE SOME NOISE *
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* THE CHRISTMAS TREES
AND THE CHRISTMAS SIGHTS *
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* A-COME ON, BABY,
NOW A-HOLD ME TIGHT *
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* I GOT YOU
UNDER THE MISTLETOE *
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* A-HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
A-DON'T LET GO *
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* I'M ALL READY
FOR THE CHRISTMAS SNOW *
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* A-HERE COMES CHRISTMAS,
A-DON'T LET GO *
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* THE CHRISTMAS ANGEL
WANTS US ALL TO KNOW *
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* YEAH!
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* THAT HERE COMES CHRISTMAS
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* A-HERE COMES CHRISTMAS
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* YEAH! YEAH
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* COME ON, SANTA
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[ BELL JINGLES ]
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[ COIN CLINKS ]
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[ BELL JINGLES ]
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[ BABY CRIES ]
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-THAT IS CINDY WEGMAN.
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[ SIGHS ] JUST LOOK AT HER --
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THREE KIDS,
THREE DIFFERENT DADDIES...
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AND BARELY A PENNY TO HER NAME.
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SHE'S NEVER GONNA MAKE SOMETHING
OF HERSELF.
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SHE'S GONNA GO
RIGHT IN THE DUMPER.
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-MM-HMM.
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-LET'S FIND SOME CONTOUR TO MAKE
YOUR FACE LOOK SMALLER.
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[ BABY COOING ]
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-[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
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DOODLE, LOOK AT THIS CRAP.
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CHRISTMAS -- IT'S FOR SUCKERS.
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[ CRASH ]
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WHOA.
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-[ SIGHS ] ARE YOU GONNA
CONTROL YOUR KID?
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-SKOAL, DON'T GO
BREAKING STUFF, SWEETIE!
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COME ON!
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GEEZ.
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[ CRASH ]
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-AH! CINDY WEGMAN.
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I SEE YOU POPPED OUT
ANOTHER ONE. [ CHUCKLES ]
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-YOU SLUMMING
AT THE DOLLAR KING AGAIN?
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-DOLLAR KING IS
ABOUT THE LAST PLACE YOU CAN GO
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TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE
SINCE YOUR MOM PASSED.
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YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PICKING UP
THE SCISSORS AGAIN?
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-NO.
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-I THINK YOU SHOULD
REOPEN GIRL CURL...
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EVEN IF IT'S JUST
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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-WORK IS FOR SUCKERS.
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-AAH!
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HMM.
WAS THAT ONE OF YOURS?
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-HEY. KIDS. [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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-GUESS YOU DO HAIR BETTER
THAN YOU RAISE KIDS.
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-[ SIGHS ]
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I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW
TO LIVE YOUR LIFE, WAYNE.
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I'M JUST GIVING YOU
VALUABLE ADVICE -- FOR FREE!
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-I KNOW, MR. WINK.
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I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE
ADVANCE ON MY PAYCHECK.
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BEING THAT IT'S CHRISTMAS,
THESE KIDS NEED THINGS.
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-THESE AREN'T EVEN YOUR KIDS!
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I MEAN, SHE'S GOT LIKE
THREE OR FOUR OF THEM
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ALL FROM DIFFERENT DADDIES.
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CINDY WEGMAN IS A HIT AND RUN --
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YOU HIT IT...
AND THEN YOU RUN.
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YOU GOT A FUTURE, BOY.
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DON'T END UP BEING
THE DUM-DUM DADDY
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THAT WINDS UP PAYING
FOR HER MISTAKES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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-I DO.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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SO, CAN I HAVE THE ADVANCE?
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-ARE YOU JUST...
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WHEN I'M TALKING...
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NO!
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-[SIGHS]
-GET OUT!
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-[ SIGHS ]
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-GET OUT!
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-OHH.
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[ SMACKS GLASS ]
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-YOU MISSED IT, MOM.
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-GO TELL SOME SUCKER YOU HAVEN'T
EATEN SINCE TUESDAY.
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-EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
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CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY
TO BUY SOME FOOD?
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IT'S CHRISTMAS.
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-HERE WE GO, DEAR.
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-YES!
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MY TURN.
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-OH. GOOD JOB.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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MOMMY'S GONNA WIN
THEM SCRATCHERS, READY?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW CHRISTMAS.
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NOBODY IS GETTING ANYTHING
THIS YEAR.
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-BABY, YOU SHOULDN'T USE
THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE
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IN FRONT OF THE KIDS.
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-WHAT? "SCREW'S"
NOT A BAD WORD, WAYNE.
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HEY, CAN YOU, UM,
PUT ALL THIS ON YOUR TAB?
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-CIND, I GOT TO PAY
YOUR RENT TOMORROW,
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AND CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT
AROUND THE CORNER,
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AND WINK'S NOT BEEN GIVING ME
THE OVERTIME HOURS THAT I NEED.
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-PLEASE?
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-OKAY.
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-[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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-* ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME *
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* 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING,
11 PIPERS PIPING *
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* 10 LORDS A-LEAPING,
9 LADIES DANCING *
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* 8 MAIDS A-MILKING,
7 SWANS A-SWIMMING *
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* 6 GEESE A-LAYING *
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* 5 GOLDEN RINGS *
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* 4 CALLING BIRDS,
3 FRENCH HORNS *
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* 2 TURTLEDOVES *
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* AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE *
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-CINDY, CAN WE TURN THE LIGHTS
ON THE TREE THIS YEAR?
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-NO, BABY, IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE.
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-THIS CHRISTMAS IS GONNA SUCK --
JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM.
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-HEY! DON'T SASS ME.
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BESIDES,
I AIN'T NEVER READ ANYWHERE
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THAT CHRISTMAS
HAS TO HAVE LIGHTS.
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YOU KNOW, THE STARS IN THE SKY
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WAS ALL THEY HAD
BACK IN THE DAY.
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-BUT --
-BUT NOTHING. ZIP IT.
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-DON'T ZIP ME.
YOU AIN'T MY MAMA.
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RANDY'S MY DADDY.
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-ZIP IT, OR GO BACK
TO YOUR OWN TRAILER.
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-[GRUNTS]
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-THANK YOU, CONSTANTINE.
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YOU MAY BE DEAD,
BUT YOU'LL LIVE ON FOREVER,
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HERE ON THE
"MASTERS OF MUSIC."
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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-DANG.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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-[ SIGHS ]
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-HOW FAR CAN THAT THING SHOOT?
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-WELL, IT, UH, DEPENDS
ON THE TRAJECTORY OF THE PIPE.
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TRAJECTORY MEANS?
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-NO.
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-[ SIGHS ] IT'S THE ANGLE
AT WHICH A FLYING OBJECT
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TRAVELS THROUGH THE AIR --
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MOST COMMONLY USED BY,
UH, BALLISTICS EXPERTS,
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BUT CAN BE APPLIED
TO PAINTBALL,
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AND, UH...OF COURSE,
SANTA'S SLEIGH.
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-OH, YEAH. OF COURSE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
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[ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
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-HEY, LOOK AT YOU ALL GROWN UP.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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-HEY, RANDY.
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-SHOOT-DANG, RANDY.
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I SAW YOUR MATCH ON TV
LAST WEEK.
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YOU WERE AWESOME.
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-[ CHUCKLES ] YOU LIKE THAT?
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A LITTLE CHOKE HOLD
WITH THE RATTAIL --
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MY SIGNATURE MOVE.
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SAY...ARE YOU LOSING WEIGHT
THERE, TWINKS?
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-I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE A LITTLE
RIGHT AROUND HERE.
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-YEAH. [ SNIFFS ]
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-WHAT A-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BACK HERE?
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-CAME FOR HARLEY'S
DADDY'S FUNERAL.
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SORRY, BOY.
YOUR DADDY WAS MY BRO.
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-GEEZ, I FIGURED YOU'D FORGET
ABOUT ALL OF US
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ONCE YOU WENT SEMI-PRO.
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-WELL, EVEN
WHEN YOU GO BIG-TIME,
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YOU STILL GOT TO REMEMBER
THE LITTLE FOLK.
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-HEY!
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HEY!
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WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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-JAKE MARLEY'S FUNERAL.
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-NO, NO.
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I'M NOT PAYING YOU
TO GO TO THE FUNERAL
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OF CINDY'S KID'S DEAD DADDY.
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-HARLEY NEEDS ME THERE
FOR SUPPORT.
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AND IT'S CHRISTMAS!
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-SHE'S GONNA RUN YOU
INTO THE GROUND.
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MARK MY WORDS.
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-I KNOW. I KNOW.
[ ENGINE CRANKS ]
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-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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-THAT'S A TATER GUN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU WANT TO TRY IT?
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-HELL YES, I DO.
IS THERE A TATER IN IT?
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-NOT YET.
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-WELL, LET'S PUT ONE IN IT.
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GRAB THE PROPANE.
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THERE YOU GO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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HOW YOU DOING DOWN THERE,
TWINKS?
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-IT'S GOOD. IT'S COMING ALONG.
-OKAY. GOOD.
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
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-I'M GETTING LIGHT-HEADED.
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-YOU DO IT, HARLEY.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ ENGINE BUZZING ]
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[ BUZZING STOPS ]
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-NICE!
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-AWESOME.
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THERE.
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-HARLEY, COME ON!
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!
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OH.
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YOU'RE HERE.
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-WELL, I COULDN'T MISS
JAKE'S FUNERAL.
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IN FACT, I THINK ME AND HIM
DID IT
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WITH ALL THE SAME PEOPLE,
INCLUDING YOU.
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[ SNIFFS ]
233
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,383
REMEMBER THAT?
234
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,686
-TSK. HOW COULD I FORGET?
COME ON.
235
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,954
-DADDY!
236
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,155
-OH! HEY!
237
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,257
OH, MAN.
YOU MISS YOUR DADDY.
238
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,692
LET ME GET A LOOK AT YOU.
239
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:01,361
WHOA.
240
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,764
-I KNEW YOU'D COME HOME
FOR CHRISTMAS.
241
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,966
I KNEW YOU WOULD.
WHAT'D YOU BRING ME?
242
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,935
-UM...YEAH.
243
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:11,338
MER-- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HONEY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
244
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,873
-OKAY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
245
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,074
ENOUGH OF ALL THIS SAPPY CRAP,
246
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,909
'CAUSE WE HAVE A FUNERAL
TO GO TO,
247
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,878
AND I NEED YOU TO WATCH DOODS
AND SKOAL LIKE I ASKED YOU.
248
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,146
-BUT I WANT TO GO, TOO.
249
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,948
-BRANDIE,
YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM.
250
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,349
-DADDY.
-COME ON!
251
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,284
-GO ON BACK INSIDE,
AND I'LL BE BACK.
252
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,786
-[ SIGHS ]
253
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,095
-WHAT WAS DADDY LIKE?
254
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,730
-DANG, BOY.
255
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,799
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO
YOUR DEAD DADDY'S FUNERAL,
256
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,300
WE GOT RANDY IN TOWN,
257
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,970
AND YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT MAMA
THROUGH A POP QUIZ?
258
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,271
GIVE IT A REST, OKAY?
259
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,740
-I'M JUST ASKING
'CAUSE I THINK IT'S RIGHT.
260
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,175
-HE WAS A DUMMY, OKAY?
261
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,978
ALL HE CARED ABOUT
WAS HIS STUPID PAINTBALL,
262
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,413
ALWAYS OFF AT
A DANG TOURNAMENT SOMEWHERE,
263
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,216
AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE
HE WAS ABOUT TO GO PRO,
264
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,351
RIGHT BEFORE
WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN
265
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,087
THAT PRO MONEY FOR ALIMONY,
266
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,123
HE HAD TO GO AND DIE --
RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, TOO.
267
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,457
WHAT A JERK.
268
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,394
NO HELP
WITH THE KIDS' PRESENTS AGAIN.
269
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,896
[ SCOFFS ]
270
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,064
-WE'RE GETTING PRESENTS
THIS YEAR?
271
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,767
-NO, BABY, NOT THIS YEAR.
272
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:17,470
CLAW MACHINE
AIN'T BEEN TOO GOOD TO MAMA.
273
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,814
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
274
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,161
-YEAH?
275
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,896
-HELLO, THERE.
276
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,232
UH, I'M AMANDA --
SOCIAL SERVICES.
277
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,900
IS YOUR MOMMY HOME?
278
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:47,534
-NO!
279
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,837
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
280
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,272
[ SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYS ]
281
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,085
-NO GUNS NO GLORY PAINTBALL
IS WHERE THE FUNERAL IS?
282
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,354
-WELL, YOUR DADDY
HAD A ONE-TRACK MIND.
283
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,891
-IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER MARRIED
HIM...'CAUSE OF PAINTBALL?
284
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,225
-NO, I NEVER MARRIED HIM
285
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,961
BECAUSE I WAS ONLY WITH HIM
ONE NIGHT, OKAY?
286
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,829
I MEAN, MAYBE TWO,
BUT THAT'S NO REASON
287
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,464
TO FALL IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY FOREVER.
288
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,903
-WHOA!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
289
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,537
-DANG TATER CAME FLYING OUT
OF THE SKY,
290
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,107
DRILLED ME IN THE HEAD WHEN
I WAS RIDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY.
291
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,209
-GEEZ.
-I'M OKAY.
292
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,610
HOW YOU HOLDING UP?
293
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,413
[ ENGINE REVS ]
294
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,583
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
295
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,218
-HEY, WAYNER.
296
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:42,289
NICE BIKE, FOR A GIRL.
[ SNORTS ]
297
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,391
-HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TWO BOYS,
UM, GO IN THERE?
298
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,927
WHY DON'T YOU FIND YOUR
UNCLE BOB AND YOUR AUNT MARGE,
299
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,062
AND WE'LL SEE YOU IN THERE?
YOU GOT HIM, WAYNE?
300
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,630
-OKAY.
-OKAY. YEAH?
301
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,365
SEE YOU GUYS IN THERE.
-LOVE YOU, MOM.
302
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,971
-SEEN YOU ON TV LAST WEEK IN
THAT MATCH WITH THUNDER RAINS.
303
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,272
LOOKING GOOD.
304
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,974
-YOU SEEN MY SIGNATURE MOVE?
305
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:01,975
-YEAH, I SAW IT.
306
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,443
-[ SNIFFS ]
307
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,113
-FLAG?
308
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,015
MA'AM, FLAG
FOR OUR FALLEN BROTHER?
309
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,350
FLAG?
310
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,185
FLAG.
311
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:17,024
-YOUR FAMILY RAISES THE BAR
FOR NEW LEVELS OF EMBARRASSMENT.
312
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,260
-WHAT? IT...
IT'S PATRIOTIC.
313
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,162
-BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.
314
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,463
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
315
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,432
-HOW YOU HOLDING UP THERE,
BUDDY?
316
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,633
-I'M FINE.
317
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,468
-I'M HERE FOR HIM, BOB.
318
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,404
-DO WE HAVE TO LOOK
AT THE DEAD BODY?
319
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,907
-NO. NO ONE IS LOOKING
AT A DEAD BODY TODAY.
320
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,175
-[ SNEEZES ]
321
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,376
-OKAY. DID YOU HEAR THAT?
322
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,178
HE'S ALLERGIC
TO SOMETHING HERE.
323
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,313
-MAYBE IT'S THE FLOWERS.
ARE THERE DAISIES?
324
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,482
-[ SCOFFS ] WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GO NOW, BOB.
325
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,252
-[ Chuckling ] I CANNOT LEAVE.
I JUST -- WHERE'S CINDY?
326
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,054
-OH, SHE'S PROBABLY
NOT GONNA SHOW.
327
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,622
-YOU KNOW, YOU STILL LOOK
LIKE A PIECE OF PIE
328
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:53,026
JUST WAITING FOR A BIG LOAD
OF ICE CREAM TO TOP YOU OFF.
329
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,661
SO WHAT'S UP WITH THE WAYNER?
HMM?
330
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,430
-I DON'T KNOW. HE'S COOL,
AND HE TAKES GOOD CARE OF US.
331
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,100
-YOU REALLY THINK YOU GOT A LIFE
WITH THIS COLLEGE BOY?
332
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,534
-I DON'T KNOW.
333
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:06,073
-IT'S LONELY ON TOP, CIND --
334
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,641
I MEAN, THE CIRCUIT.
335
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:12,112
THE FANS,
THEY AIN'T ALWAYS KIND.
336
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,513
-GIVE ME SOME TIME.
-DON'T!
337
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,348
-YOUR MOUTH'S SAYING "DON'T,"
338
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,617
BUT YOUR BODY'S
SAYING "DON'T STOP."
339
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,219
-WHY YOU TRYING
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME
340
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,453
WHEN I'M FEELING
ALL WEAK INSIDE?
341
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,721
-YOU AIN'T WEAK.
342
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,456
NOBODY HAS EVER TAKEN
ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
343
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,325
IT'S ALWAYS
THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
344
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,228
-THAT'S LIKE YOU TO SAY.
345
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,199
-WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A HIT
OFF OF THAT?
346
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,566
-[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
347
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,568
-HI, THERE, PEEPERS.
348
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,004
-PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM THAT.
349
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,372
-IT'S A NICKNAME, MOM!
IT'S COOL!
350
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,673
-YEAH, MARGE. IT'S COOL.
351
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,575
-RATTAIL RANDY
IS A KICK-ASS NICKNAME.
352
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,211
NICKNAMES ARE COOL.
353
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,646
-DID YOU HEAR THAT, MOM --
KICK-ASS NICKNAME!
354
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,148
-[SCOFFS] WOULD YOU PLEASE
355
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,050
NOT USE LANGUAGE LIKE THAT
IN FRONT OF TIM?
356
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,284
BOB!
357
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,553
-YEAH. RANDY.
WATCH THE LANGUAGE.
358
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,155
-[ SNEEZES ]
359
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,556
-OKAY. WE'RE GONNA WAIT
IN THE CAR.
360
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,492
COME ON.
361
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:03,396
-BYE, HARLEY.
BYE, AUNT CINDY.
362
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,432
BYE, RATTAIL RANDY.
363
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,368
-BYE, PEEPERS.
364
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,638
WELL...GUESS WE SHOULD
GO LOOK AT HIM.
365
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,140
COME ON.
366
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,780
EW. DANG.
NAILED HIM RIGHT IN THE EYEBALL.
367
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,050
WHEW. WELL, HE WOULD'VE
WANTED IT THIS WAY.
368
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,118
-SHOOT, YEAH, HE WOULD.
[ BEER CAN TAB SNAPS ]
369
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,786
-HE DID ALWAYS SAY THAT FUNERALS
370
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,322
SHOULD BE MORE LIKE
A GOING-AWAY PARTY.
371
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,025
AND IT'S CHRISTMAS,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
372
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,095
-GO FIGURE --
HE ONLY BOUGHT A SIXER.
373
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,099
-HE'S COLD.
374
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,800
-NAH. THAT'S THE ICE.
375
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,535
COOLER SPRUNG A LEAK.
376
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,071
SIP?
377
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,272
-I DON'T DRINK.
378
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,074
-YOUR LOSS.
379
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,642
-ALL RIGHT.
Y'ALL TAKE YOUR SEATS.
380
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,678
[ BULLHORN CRACKLES ]
381
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,047
DEARLY BELOVED,
382
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,317
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO BID
FAREWELL TO OUR FRIEND.
383
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:03,090
JACOB ATE, BREATHED, SLEPT,
AND DIED A PAINTBALLER.
384
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,592
SADLY, HE TOOK ONE FINAL
PAINTBALL TO THE EYE,
385
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,427
PUSHED IT SO FAR BACK
INTO HIS BRAIN,
386
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,795
HE HEMORRHAGED.
387
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,264
DAMN FOOL NOT
WEARING HIS GOGGLES.
388
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:14,567
HEY, AND LET THIS
BE A REMINDER TO YOU --
389
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,603
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR GOGGLES,
390
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,407
WHICH WE PROVIDE COMPLIMENTARY
HERE AT NO GUNS NO GLORY
391
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,109
PAINTBALL AND FUN PARK.
392
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,810
OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO GET
393
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:27,414
YOUR 10%-MERCHANDISE-OFF
COUPONS ON YOUR WAY OUT --
394
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,283
GOOD THROUGH
THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY SEASON.
395
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,386
JACOB MARLEY, IN YOUR HONOR,
396
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,089
WE ARE DEDICATING OUR NEW
397
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:40,727
AFGHANISTAN FIELD OF BATTLE
TO YOU, BROTHER.
398
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,630
NOW RAISE 'EM AND SHOOT, BOYS.
399
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:48,301
[ SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYS,
GUNS POPPING ]
400
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,773
-OKAY, HONEY.
[ SIGHS ]
401
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,609
SO, I'M GONNA -- UH, I'M GONNA
GO FOR A RIDE WITH RANDY.
402
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,645
I JUST NEED TO FEEL
THE WIND IN MY HAIR
403
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,880
AND MOURN THE LOSS
OF YOUR DEAD DADDY, OKAY?
404
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,682
-UM, OKAY, BUT...
405
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,117
-WHAT?
406
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,586
WAYNE, YOU TAKE CARE
OF HIM FOR ME?
407
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:10,190
-SURE, CIND, BUT I CAN MOURN
WITH YOU IF YOU WANT.
408
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,392
-YOU'RE SO SWEET!
409
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,161
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
410
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,429
BUT YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW HIM
LIKE RANDY AND I DID.
411
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,431
-UM, MOM.
412
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,900
ARE YOU GONNA MAKE IT BACK
IN TIME FOR MY PLAY TONIGHT?
413
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,735
-YOU'RE IN A PLAY TONIGHT?
414
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,505
-YEAH, I'M PLAYING SCROOGE'S
NEPHEW IN "A CHRISTMAS CAROL."
415
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,706
MAMA, I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT.
416
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,308
-OH! YES! JUST KIDDING!
417
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,843
OF COURSE I'M GONNA BE
AT YOUR PLAY TONIGHT.
418
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,213
-OKAY.
419
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,282
-THAT'S A PROMISE --
I WILL BE THERE.
420
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,485
-I LOVE YOU, MAMA.
421
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,119
-OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU.
422
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,557
[ MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING ]
423
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,566
* OH, MAN, I AIN'T NEVER
SEEN HER SOBER *
424
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,470
* ALWAYS WITH A DRINK
IN HER HAND *
425
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,773
-[ SPITS, LAUGHS ]
426
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,410
SO, UH, YOU GET THE KIDS
ANYTHING GOOD
427
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,811
FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR?
428
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,379
-I'M SURE WAYNE WILL.
429
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,381
-SO YOU'RE REALLY GONNA MARRY
THE WAYNER?
430
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,849
-WELL, YOU AIN'T STEPPING UP.
431
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,452
BESIDES, YOU DON'T MAKE
A GOOD FATHER FIGURE.
432
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,255
-[ SCOFFS ] AND YOU'RE THE PRIZE
PICTURE OF MOTHERHOOD.
433
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,190
[ LAUGHS ]
434
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,958
-WELL, IF I GET ONE MORE,
I MAKE $100.
435
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,793
-WELL, YOU BETTER GET IT
IN THERE,
436
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,695
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I GET
IF I WIN?
437
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,497
I TAKE YOU OVER TO THAT TABLE
438
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,933
AND JUST SPANK YOU
LIKE A BAD CHICKEN.
439
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,502
[ CHUCKLES ]
440
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,938
-MM. LOOKS LIKE I WIN
EITHER WAY.
441
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,806
[ SNAPS FINGERS ] WHOO!
442
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,446
-I WEAR THE CHAIN
I FORGED IN LIFE.
443
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,849
I MADE IT LINK BY LINK
AND YARD BY YARD.
444
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:47,687
I CANNOT REST. I CANNOT STAY.
I CANNOT LINGER ANYWHERE.
445
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,657
-SPEAK COMFORT TO ME, JACOB.
446
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,759
-I HAVE NONE TO GIVE.
-MOM.
447
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,495
-I CANNOT REST. I CANNOT STAY.
-SHH.
448
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,665
-I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
449
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,999
-CAN YOU JUST HOLD IT, BUDDY?
450
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,669
-THE DOCTOR SAID NOT TO HOLD IT.
451
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,970
-HE HAS TO GO, HE HAS TO GO.
452
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,472
-REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE AQUARIUM?
453
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,673
-SHH.
-YES, I REMEMBER.
454
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,007
-DON'T SHUSH ME.
455
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,442
GO.
456
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,845
-I-I WASN'T.
457
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,448
-THAT'S WHY
I'M THE BETTER PARENT.
458
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,683
[ ENGINE REVS ]
459
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,990
-REMATCH!
I'M CALLING A REMATCH!
460
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,697
-[ SIGHS ]
461
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,432
[ ZIPPER UNZIPS ]
462
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,416
-[ Singsong voice ]
OH, TIMMY.
463
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,021
-AAH!
AAH! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
464
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,889
-COME ON, PEEPERS.
MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE IT.
465
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,525
-I DON'T LIKE URINAL CAKES!
466
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,560
-HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN TRIED IT?
467
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,594
-NO!
468
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,596
[ SCREAMING ]
469
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,067
-YOU TWO, COME HERE!
470
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,569
YOU LIKE BEING KICKED
IN THE NUTS?
471
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,870
NO? NO?
472
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,572
-HOW ABOUT YOU?
-NO.
473
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,906
-I THINK YOU LIKE BEING KICKED
IN THE NUTS.
474
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,508
HUH, TIMMY?
WANT TO GIVE HIM A NUT PIE?
475
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,910
KICK HIM AS HARD AS YOU CAN!
GO ON!
476
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:18,945
-[ GROANS ]
477
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,747
-OOH-HOO-HOO!
478
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,382
COME ON, PEEPERS.
479
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,384
BYE, LADIES.
-YOU'RE DEAD, YOU LITTLE RUNT!
480
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,386
-TIMMY. LISTEN.
481
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,456
I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD MENTION
THIS TO YOUR MOTHER, OKAY?
482
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,957
BUT GOOD JOB IN THERE!
483
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,759
-I KICKED SOME BUTT, RIGHT?
484
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,694
-UH, YOU KICKED SOME NUTS!
485
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,530
COME ON.
486
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,468
-HEY.
487
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,802
-WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
488
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,404
HARLEY WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
489
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,606
-I'M HERE. WHAT?
I'M JUST A LITTLE LATE.
490
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,408
-YOU MISSED THE WHOLE PLAY.
491
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,842
-I DID?
-YEAH.
492
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,511
-THE CREDITS ROLLING?
493
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,079
-NO.
-[ SCOFFS ]
494
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,517
-"ARE THE CREDITS ROLLING"?
495
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,687
YOU HAVE TIME TO POP YOUR HEAD
BACK OUT OF THE BACK SEAT.
496
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,523
SHE SMELLS LIKE
MY UNCLE'S CAMPER.
497
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,725
-WHAT DID THAT SMELL LIKE?
-LIKE BEER.
498
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,561
LIKE BEER AND SORROW.
499
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,029
-COME ON. LET'S GET THE CAR.
500
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,432
-[ SIGHS ] GOODNESS.
501
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:16,369
-HEY, WEGMAN,
YOUR MOM'S FINALLY HERE.
502
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,370
-HOW DO YOU KNOW?
503
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,571
-'CAUSE THE SMELL OF BOOZE
504
00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:20,139
AND USED CONDOMS
JUST FILLED THE AIR.
505
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,841
[ LAUGHTER ]
506
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:25,378
OH, WAIT -- SHE'S NEVER EVEN
USED A CONDOM BEFORE.
507
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:28,114
-HEY! THERE YOU ARE!
508
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,616
YOU WERE GREAT!
509
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,050
-HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
510
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,753
-HUH? OH. DIDN'T YOU
HEAR THE APPLAUSE?
511
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:34,954
EVERYONE LOVED YOU!
512
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,689
-YEAH, I HEARD IT.
513
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,826
BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOU, MAMA.
YOU MISSED IT.
514
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:44,063
-COME HERE.
GIVE ME A HUG.
515
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,399
I PROMISE I'LL BE
AT THE NEXT ONE, OKAY?
516
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,900
-I'LL SEE YA.
517
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,637
-HEY!
YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE FAMILY.
518
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,572
THAT'S THE RULES, HARLEY.
519
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,741
[ SIGHS ]
520
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,696
[ SCOFFS ]
YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE,
521
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,898
SHOWING UP HERE LATE
FOR YOUR BOY'S SHOW.
522
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,700
-YEAH.
523
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,870
WELL, HE COULDN'T HAVE SEEN ME
IF I CAME.
524
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,938
I'M DEAD ON EARTH, REMEMBER?
525
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:30,176
BESIDES...I'M ENLIGHTENED.
526
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,078
-[ SCOFFS ] ENLIGHTENED?
527
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,813
-WELL, THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF
COOL STUFF ABOUT BEING A GHOST,
528
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:37,016
BUT THE ENLIGHTENED PART,
WELL, THAT'S A BITCH.
529
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,652
I MEAN, TRUST ME,
IT'S A WHOLE LOT BETTER
530
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,854
NOT KNOWING NUTTIN'
ABOUT NUTTIN' --
531
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,456
KIND OF LIKE THE WAY YOU LIVE.
532
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,657
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU'RE HERE TO HAUNT ME,
533
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:45,825
JUST GET ON WITH IT.
534
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,660
-WHY?
'CAUSE RANDY'S IN TOWN,
535
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,162
AND YOU'RE SNEAKING AROUND
SO YOU CAN GET BUSY?
536
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,465
RANDY AIN'T GONNA FIX
YOUR PROBLEMS.
537
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,602
YOU GOT TO FIX THEM YOURSELF.
538
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:58,104
AND I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU
A SECOND CHANCE.
539
00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,138
-PBHT!
540
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,907
I DON'T NEED NO SECOND CHANCE.
541
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,710
-THE HECK YOU DON'T.
I HEAR TALK UP HERE, CIND.
542
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:06,546
IF YOU DON'T MAKE SOME CHANGES,
THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU.
543
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,615
-DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'M FINE.
544
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:11,584
-YOU AIN'T FINE, CINDY.
ALL RIGHT? YOU AIN'T EVEN CLOSE.
545
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,621
YOU GOT TO SUPPORT THEM KIDS.
YOU NEED A JOB.
546
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,856
-WAYNE TAKES CARE OF THAT.
OKAY?
547
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,525
I'M DONE. BYE.
548
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,893
-ALL RIGHT. SUIT YOURSELF.
549
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,929
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
550
00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:27,800
-SHE SAW YOU WITH LYLE.
THAT WAS GOOD.
551
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,703
-DID AUNT CINDY TOUCH YOU
WITH HER DIRTY WELFARE HANDS?
552
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,071
-YES.
553
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,941
-HEY, CHAMP.
YOU WERE GREAT TONIGHT.
554
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,275
-THANK YOU, UNCLE BOB.
555
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,044
-MARGE?
556
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:43,015
-I REALLY THINK YOU LOOK
HANDSOME IN WHAT YOU HAVE ON.
557
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,052
I LIKE IT MORE
THAN WHAT YOU NORMALLY WEAR.
558
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,754
IT'S CLEAN.
559
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,189
-UM, UNCLE BOB.
560
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,192
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD HAVE
A RIDE HOME.
561
00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:56,028
-WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM?
SHE FINALLY SHOWED.
562
00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,730
[ CAR ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
563
00:24:57,764 --> 00:24:59,532
HEY.
564
00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,167
YOU KNOW SHE LOVES YOU, RIGHT?
565
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,671
EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS A STRANGE
WAY OF SHOWING IT SOMETIMES?
566
00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,206
-YEAH. I KNOW.
567
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,908
-LET'S GET SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.
568
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:12,111
-OOH! YUM-YUM.
569
00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:16,883
-[ SIGHS ]
570
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,286
[ LOCKERS BANG ]
571
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:22,288
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
572
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:25,224
-WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT,
FOUR-EYES?
573
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,694
-[ Echoing ]
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?
574
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:30,329
-OKAY, I DIDN'T MAKE THE PLAY.
SUE ME!
575
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,965
-BUT YOU WENT TO SCHOOL HERE.
576
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,767
-YEAH, I WENT TO SCHOOL HERE.
577
00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,236
-I WAS IN
YOUR 10th GRADE CLASS.
578
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:42,008
-YOU WERE
IN MY 10th GRADE CLASS?
579
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:45,645
YOU DON'T LOOK
A DAY OVER LIKE...
580
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,214
POLLY PRISSY PANTS.
581
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,349
-I NEVER LIKED THAT NICKNAME.
582
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,851
-YOU'RE DEAD.
583
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,054
YOU HAD THAT ACCIDENT...
584
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:58,190
WITH A DONKEY.
585
00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,859
-[ SNORTS ]
586
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:03,295
YES. THAT'S RIGHT.
587
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,031
-ARE YOU A GHOST, TOO?
588
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:08,067
-YES. AND [SIGHS]
I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.
589
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,001
-CRAP.
590
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,103
-IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.
591
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,872
-NO, THANKS.
592
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,642
-THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT
CHRISTMAS FOR YOU AND YOUR KIDS.
593
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,945
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
CHRISTMAS-SCHMISHMAS.
594
00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,647
-COME ON.
595
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,724
-TEARS OF JOY.
596
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,961
-OH, I LOOK LIKE
A BIG SWEET BUN.
597
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:38,397
-[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU LOOK LIKE ELIZABETH TAYLOR.
598
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,868
-WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE
MARILYN MONROE.
599
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,970
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
600
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,041
SO, HAVE YOU TAKEN
YOUR LITTLE ONES TO SEE SANTA?
601
00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:52,779
-I DON'T TRUST NO MAN WHO WANTS
TO GET DRESSED UP IN A COSTUME
602
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,647
AND PUT LITTLE KIDS ON HIS LAP.
603
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:57,116
RIGHT, CIND?
604
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,819
-CINDY, I'LL BET SANTA
CAME TO YOUR HOUSE
605
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,254
AND BROUGHT YOU
SOME BEAUTIFUL PRESENTS.
606
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,691
-OUR TRAILER DON'T HAVE
A CHIMNEY.
607
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,225
-WELL, I DON'T KNOW, CIND.
608
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,427
MAYBE SANTA MADE
A MISTAKE, AND...
609
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,998
I THINK HE LEFT SOMETHING
FOR YOU HERE AT THE SHOP.
610
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:13,766
-THERE AIN'T NO CHIMNEY
HERE, EITHER.
611
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,101
-GO ON. TAKE A LOOK.
612
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,839
DIG AROUND.
613
00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:25,211
-THIS IS FOR ME!
614
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,015
[ GASPS ]
615
00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:31,317
-OH, MY GOODNESS.
616
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,452
-HAIRDRESSER LIKE YOU
NEEDS HER OWN KIT.
617
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,787
-THANK YOU, MAMA!
618
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,689
-YOU'RE WELCOME, SUGAR.
619
00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:38,725
MERRY CHRISTMAS, LITTLE GIRL.
620
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:42,061
-YOU GOT A GOOD MAMA,
AND A WONDERFUL SANTA.
621
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,896
-WANDA, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW LONG IT'S GONNA BE?
622
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,097
I BEEN WAITING HERE.
623
00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,866
-DORIS, IF I WOULD'VE KNOWN
624
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,701
YOU WERE SO ALL-FIRE IN A HURRY
TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE,
625
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,703
I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU TO,
UH, LET CINDY DO IT.
626
00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:53,072
-OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
NOW, I DON'T KNOW.
627
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:54,741
-SHE CAN DO IT.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
628
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,475
-YES, SHE CAN.
AND YOU SHOULD TRUST ME
629
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,310
BECAUSE SHE'S AS GOOD
AS HER MAMA,
630
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,813
AND SHE MIGHT EVEN BE BETTER.
NOW GET IN THE CAR.
631
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,950
-OVER HERE. RIGHT HERE.
632
00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:06,018
-YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
633
00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,020
-YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?
634
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,722
-WHAT?
635
00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:11,323
A COUPLE MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN
636
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,360
THAT THINK A GOOD HAIRCUT'S
GONNA MAKE THEIR CHRISTMAS?
637
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:17,964
-I SEE A VERY HAPPY LITTLE GIRL
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.
638
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,967
-OH, YEAH.
JUST WHAT KIDS LOVE TO DO --
639
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,904
SWEEP UP SPLIT ENDS AND WASH
HAIR OUT OF THE PLUMBING.
640
00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,774
-I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY
HOW YOU LIKED
641
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:30,209
SPENDING
YOUR CHRISTMAS MORNING.
642
00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,846
-NICE TRY, PRISSY PANTS.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
643
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,347
-COME ON.
644
00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:40,452
-WHAT KIND OF GOOD-FOR-NOTHING
WASTE OF OXYGEN
645
00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,989
CAN'T EVEN COOK A DANG TURKEY?!
646
00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:45,491
AAH! IT'S HOT ON MY FOOT!
[ BABBLING ]
647
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:46,993
-WELL, NOW YOU HANG ON.
648
00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:48,194
-DAMN BROKEN FOOT!
649
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,997
-THERE'S SOME GOOD MEAT
IN THERE.
650
00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:53,499
-I'M GONNA SET THIS BIRD FREE!
651
00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:56,936
THIS BIRD'S GONNA FLY!
652
00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:02,208
-I THINK HE JUST GAVE US
"THE BIRD."
653
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,510
[ LAUGHS ]
654
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:07,513
-THAT AIN'T FUNNY.
655
00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:10,049
-GET IN HE-- I DON'T CARE.
GET IN.
656
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,550
-YOU DON'T CARE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
657
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,019
THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.
658
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,553
"I DON'T CARE"!
"I DON'T CARE"!
659
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,789
-GET IN THE DANG HOUSE!
-"I DON'T CARE"!
660
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,224
-IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!
661
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,992
-"I DON'T CARE."
HOW MANY TIMES I HEARD THAT?!
662
00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:21,560
IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!
663
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,095
-LET'S GO IN.
664
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:24,463
-WELL, IT AIN'T MY FAULT!
665
00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,132
-NOTHING'S YOUR FAULT!
666
00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,267
-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THESE EASY OVENS, ROSS!
667
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,468
THEY ARE VERY COMPLICATED!
668
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:30,837
-COMPLICATED?
669
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,471
ARE YOU CALLING ME A DUMMY?
670
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:35,975
-YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DUMMY,
AND YOU ARE RUINING CHRISTMAS.
671
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:38,177
-NO! I AIN'T NO DUMMY.
672
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,846
-OH, YOU ARE A DUMMY.
673
00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:43,449
YOU ARE A
D-U-M-M-APOSTROPHE-Y -- DUMMY.
674
00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:45,317
DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY!
675
00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,353
-I AM NOT A DUMMY,
AND I WILL RUIN CHRISTMAS!
676
00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:49,155
I WILL RUIN CHRISTMAS!
677
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:50,522
-OH, ROSS! FOR GOD'S SAKE!
678
00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:53,926
PUT THE TREE DOWN.
PUT THE DANG TREE DOWN.
679
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,561
YOU ARE RUINING IT.
680
00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:59,331
YOU ARE RUINING EVERYTHING,
AND YOU'RE SCARING THE KIDS.
681
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,233
[ CRASHING ]
OH.
682
00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,602
-[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
683
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,071
-WELL...
684
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:07,039
YOU WANT TO OPEN
SOME PRESENTS, KIDS?
685
00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,474
ROSS, DID YOU GET THE PRESENTS?
686
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:11,443
-I DIDN'T BUY NOBODY
NO PRESENTS.
687
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:17,483
I SPENT OUR MONEY
ON A SWEET CHEVELLE FOR ME.
688
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,019
AND I'M GONNA GET MY BEHIND
689
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:23,589
THE HECK OUT OF LOSERVILLE!
690
00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,927
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
691
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,561
-YOU RUINED THE TREE.
692
00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:32,331
-YOU WANT
A DANG CHRISTMAS TREE?
693
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:34,100
YOU GOT A DANG CHRISTMAS TREE.
694
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,535
[ SPRAY PAINT CAN RATTLES ]
695
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,239
-OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
696
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,607
-HOW YOU LIKING IT SO FAR?!
697
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,376
I THINK IT'S PRETTY DANG
GOOD MYSELF!
698
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:49,281
THERE. YOU GOT A TREE
THAT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE,
699
00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,183
JUST LIKE THE REST
OF THESE LOSERS
700
00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:52,451
IN THIS DANG TRAILER PARK.
701
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,254
ME? [ CHUCKLES ]
702
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,056
I'M FREE AS A BIRD.
703
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,291
AND I'M GONNA FLY,
BROKEN FOOT AND ALL!
704
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,327
BOBBY.
705
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,462
I WANT YOU TO TAKE OF
YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MAMA.
706
00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:06,298
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MAN
OF THE HOUSE NOW.
707
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,469
I'M FLYING!
708
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:23,315
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES,
ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
709
00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:25,351
-AHH.
710
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,186
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
711
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,321
GO ON.
712
00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:32,024
-YOU OKAY?
713
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,659
-OH, SORRY -- IS THIS THE PART
714
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:36,929
WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO CRY
AND FEEL ALL EMPTY INSIDE?
715
00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:39,065
-OH, I-I'M NOT HERE
TO TELL YOU
716
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:41,267
HOW TO FEEL
OR WHAT TO DO, CINDY.
717
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,135
-MM. YOU COULD'VE FOOLED ME.
718
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,711
-* NOEL, NOEL
719
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:56,182
* NOEL, NOEL
720
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:59,551
-JUST YOU AND ME FOR CHRISTMAS
TODAY, HARLEY.
721
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,521
-WHAT A CUTE BABY HARLEY WAS.
722
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,457
-GRANDMA'S NAPPING,
AND YOUR MOM WILL BE HOME SOON.
723
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,126
[ BABY CRYING ]
724
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:08,360
-WAIT -- I DON'T REMEMBER
THIS CHRISTMAS.
725
00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:09,695
WHERE WAS I?
726
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,697
-I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
727
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:14,300
-DO IT, TWINKIE! COME ON!
DO IT AGAIN!
728
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,268
COME ON, TWINKIE! DO IT!
DO IT!
729
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,070
[ ALL CHEERING ]
730
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:21,440
YEAH, TWINKIE! YEAH!
731
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,542
-I'M STARTING TO FEEL
A LITTLE LOOSE.
732
00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:26,278
-COME ON, TWINKIE! COME ON!
733
00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,015
DO IT! COME ON!
734
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,283
DO IT, TWINKIE! DO IT!
735
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,452
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
736
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,753
-ALL RIGHT.
737
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,523
FINALLY YOU TAKE ME
SOMEWHERE GOOD.
738
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:40,993
-* JOYFUL, ALL YE NATIONS RISE
739
00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:44,296
* JOIN THE TRIUMPH
OF THE SKIES *
740
00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,532
-HERE. DRINK.
741
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:49,201
-NO, THANK YOU.
I DON'T DRINK.
742
00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:50,402
-YOU DON'T DRINK?!
743
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:53,205
EVERYBODY DRINKS. LOOK.
744
00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:56,642
HOW DO YOU THINK, YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE ARE GONNA...
745
00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,610
GET TOGETHER?
746
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,012
-[ SCOFFS ]
747
00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,380
-OH, GOD.
748
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,049
DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T
DONE THAT, EITHER.
749
00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,084
-LET'S JUST DROP IT.
750
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:09,655
-NO. UNH-UNH.
HOW ARE OLD ARE YOU -- LIKE 16?
751
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,657
-17.
752
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,092
-17?
753
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,560
OKAY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP.
754
00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:17,729
I HAD MY FIRST BABY AT 15.
DRINK NOW.
755
00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,731
-BUT THERE ARE RULES.
756
00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:22,634
-RULES-SCHMOOLS.
IT'S A FLIPPING PARTY. LOOK.
757
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:27,173
-* VEILED IN FLESH,
THE GODHEAD SEE *
758
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,407
-[ HICCUPS ]
759
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,641
-[ SNORTS ]
760
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:32,478
-THAT WASN'T SO BAD!
[ GIGGLES ]
761
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,646
I KIND OF LIKED IT.
762
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,215
-WELL, BREAKING THE RULES
763
00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:38,450
IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT
BREAKING THE RULES.
764
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,685
-MMM.
765
00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:43,055
-* HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING
766
00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,490
-HEY!
767
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,691
WHAT? COME HERE.
768
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:50,396
-OH! YEAH! YEAH! OH!
769
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:53,432
-YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER
JAKE BEING SO ROMANTIC,
770
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,201
'CAUSE I LOVE TO BE ROMANCED.
771
00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,303
-ARE YOU LOVING MY LOVING?
772
00:33:57,336 --> 00:33:59,171
MM.
773
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:01,107
-BUT WAIT.
BUT DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM?
774
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,209
-THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN TWICE.
775
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,777
-[ SCOFFS ] RANDY.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
776
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,381
-WHAT ABOUT JAKE --
THE FATHER OF YOUR SON,
777
00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:10,849
THE GUY WHOSE ROOM YOU'RE IN?
778
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,519
-DANG. JAKE AIN'T NOTHING
BUT A PAINTBALLER --
779
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,787
NO FUTURE AND CURRENTLY DEAD,
BY THE WAY.
780
00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:18,357
KIND OF SAD, THOUGH.
HE DIDN'T SHOOT BLANKS.
781
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,860
-[ GASPS ] YOU'RE USELESS!
782
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,596
-GEEZ, I WAS JUST HAVING FUN.
783
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,365
I'M GONNA GET A REFILL.
784
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,404
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
785
00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,806
-YOU GUYS SEEN RANDY?
786
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,410
[ TOILET FLUSHING ]
787
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,412
EXCUSE ME.
788
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,314
OH, MY GOD!
789
00:34:42,348 --> 00:34:44,150
OHH! WHAT IS THAT?
790
00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:47,719
-IT'S PIZZA WITH A HINT
OF HARD-BOILED EGG.
791
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,388
-THAT'S DISGUSTING.
792
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,723
-I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER TO BE GROSSED OUT
793
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,859
OR HUNGRY AGAIN.
794
00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:55,594
-OKAY, YOU HAVE
SERIOUS PROBLEMS.
795
00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:56,862
LOOK, HAVE YOU SEEN RANDY?
796
00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:58,597
ME AND HIM ARE SUPPOSED
TO HOOK UP.
797
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,233
-NO.
798
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,602
-HAVE YOU SEEN RANDY?
799
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:07,173
-EXCUSE ME.
800
00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:09,375
Y-YOU CAN SEE ME?
801
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:10,809
-WELL, YES.
802
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,478
IF YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT THERE,
I CAN SEE YOU.
803
00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:15,581
-WHAT? NO. NO.
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
804
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,317
-HAVE YOU SEEN HIM OR NOT?
805
00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:22,288
-I, UM -- NO, I HAVEN'T.
806
00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:25,824
-HAVE ANOTHER DRINK,
WHY DON'T YOU?
807
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,860
-I THINK I WILL.
808
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,198
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
809
00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:33,665
-RANDY?
810
00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:34,666
-PAM.
811
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,734
-RANDY?
812
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,336
RANDY?
813
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,242
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
814
00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:44,943
-COME WITH ME AND PARTY!
815
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,878
-* ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME *
816
00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:49,215
* 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING,
11 PIPERS PIPING *
817
00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:51,350
* 10 LORDS A-LEAPING,
9 LADIES DANCING *
818
00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:53,219
* 8 MAIDS A-MILKING,
7 SWANS A-SWIMMING *
819
00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:59,225
* 6 GEESE A-LAYING,
5 GOLDEN RINGS *
820
00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,527
* 4 CALLING BIRDS,
3 FRENCH HENS *
821
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,828
* 2 TURTLEDOVES
822
00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:08,400
* AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE *
823
00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,269
-MM.
824
00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:12,371
-I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
825
00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:13,672
-OH, HEY, PAMMY.
826
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:14,673
UH, WE WAS JUST
LOOKING FOR YOU.
827
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,308
-YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT.
828
00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:18,244
-PAM, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
-THANKS A LOT, CIND.
829
00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:20,412
I MEAN, HAVING JAKE AND A BABY
ISN'T ENOUGH?
830
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,414
YOU JUST GOT TO HAVE IT ALL,
DON'T YOU?
831
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,816
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU JUST -- YOU SUCK AS A FRIEND
832
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,552
A-AND AS A MOTHER AND --
833
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,620
AND -- AND -- WELL, YOU JUST --
YOU PLAIN SUCK! AH!
834
00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:33,592
-THAT WAS KIND OF HARSH.
835
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:34,826
-EW.
836
00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:43,902
-[ COUGHS, GAGS ]
837
00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,937
-OH, WOW. YOU HAD EGGS, TOO.
838
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:49,775
-GET AWAY FROM ME.
I WANT TO BE ALONE.
839
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,543
-OKAY.
840
00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:55,647
-I'M GONNA BE
IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
841
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,016
I SUCK AT BEING A GHOST!
842
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,686
[ CRYING ]
843
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:05,491
-HEY, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?
THIS PARTY BLOWS.
844
00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:07,793
-YOU, CINDY WEGMAN,
845
00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:11,363
ARE A BAD, BAD PERSON.
846
00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:13,399
-WHAT?
I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
847
00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:16,302
-I WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF,
848
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,036
AND I FAILED!
849
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,672
-[ SCOFFS ]
HEY, EVERYBODY FAILS, OKAY?
850
00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:22,474
THAT'S LIFE.
851
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,843
-YOU DIDN'T LEARN POOP
FROM ME!
852
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,612
YOU'RE HOPELESS!
853
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:29,848
OHH. OH, GOD.
I NEED A BATHROOM.
854
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,888
-I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
EVERYBODY FAILS.
855
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,624
-MOM, COME ON. WAKE UP, MOM.
856
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:40,292
-WHAT?
857
00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:41,627
-MOM, THERE'S SOMEONE HERE --
-HARLEY?
858
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:44,596
LOOK AT YOU ALL GROWN UP.
859
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:45,897
-MOM?
860
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,333
-HI.
861
00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:48,634
WHOA.
862
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:49,968
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
863
00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:52,871
WHOA.
I NEED TO SLOW MY ROLL.
864
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,740
I WAS JUST DREAMING UP
A STORM LAST NIGHT.
865
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,642
-THERE'S SOMEONE HERE
FROM SOCIAL SERVICES.
866
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:59,010
YOU GOT TO TALK TO HER AND MAKE
HER THINK YOU'RE A FIT MOTHER.
867
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,913
-A FIT MOTHER? YOU DON'T THINK
I'M A FIT MOTHER?
868
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,715
-WELL...
-COME HERE.
869
00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:05,751
I KNOW I MIGHT NOT ALWAYS
ACT RIGHT,
870
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,819
BUT YOU KNOW
I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE THERE
871
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,488
FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT, RIGHT?
872
00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:11,089
-RIGHT.
873
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:14,693
JUST...HERE. LOOK.
[ SIGHS ]
874
00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:16,362
HERE. PUT THIS ON.
875
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:19,598
-GEEZ. [ SIGHS ]
876
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,866
-COME ON.
877
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,870
-HELLO? HELLO?
WHO'S THERE?
878
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:27,038
[ GUN POPS, THUD, BABY COOS ]
879
00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:29,441
-DECORATING.
880
00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:31,009
-[ SNIFFS ]
881
00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,478
[ GUN COCKS ]
882
00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:34,846
-NICE SHOT, LITTLE MAN!
883
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,582
-[ LAUGHS ]
884
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:37,983
-SO SORRY ABOUT THE MESS,
885
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,118
BUT WE WERE NOT
EXPECTING COMPANY.
886
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,687
-AMANDA JONES,
887
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,122
DEPARTMENT OF CHILDREN
AND FAMILY SERVICES.
888
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,024
QUITE A PLACE YOU HAVE HERE.
889
00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,560
DO YOU MIND IF I LOOK AROUND?
890
00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:49,795
-OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
891
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:52,097
PLEASE, MRS. JONES,
HAVE A LOOK-SEE.
892
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:55,000
[ DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
893
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,606
-YEP.
THAT RIGHT THERE IS PURE GOLD.
894
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:03,609
THAT'S A REAL LOCK
OF CONSTANTINE'S HAIR --
895
00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:04,876
THE LEAD SINGER.
896
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:06,745
GOD REST HIS SOUL.
897
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:09,415
YEAH, I PROBABLY WOULD'VE SOLD
YOU ONE NIGHT, HARLEY,
898
00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:10,882
JUST TO BE WITH HIM, HMM?
899
00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:13,485
Why is she jotting that down?
900
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,723
-[ SIGHS ]
901
00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,157
-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
902
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,826
-TO TALK WITH TIM IN TOWN.
903
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,027
-WHAT? NOW?
904
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,161
-YEAH, I PROMISED UNCLE BOB.
905
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,996
-I'LL DRIVE YOU.
906
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,865
-MOM, I TOLD UNCLE BOB --
-I DON'T CARE.
907
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,768
Please don't leave me alone
here with her.
908
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:32,504
-THESE BULLIES
ARE HASSLING TIM AGAIN,
909
00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:34,506
AND JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE
HAD HIM KICK THEM IN THE NUTS.
910
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:35,874
-WELL, THAT'S NOT MY FAULT!
911
00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:38,577
IT'S HIS DINGDONG HAIRCUT
AND HIS SILLY EYEGLASSES
912
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,412
THAT MAKE HIM GET IN TROUBLE!
913
00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:42,514
-MOM!
-OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
914
00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:43,949
COME ON.
915
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:46,485
I'M YOUR MOTHER,
AND YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE.
916
00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,019
DAMN KIDS!
-DANG KIDS.
917
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,921
-DA-- DANG KIDS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
918
00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:51,590
YEAH, THEY'RE ALWAYS LISTENING
919
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,659
TO THEIR FRIENDS
AND NOT THEIR PARENT.
920
00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:56,094
-IT, UM, APPEARS
THE ONLY ITEMS
921
00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,430
YOU HAVE IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR
922
00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:02,000
ARE TWO CANS OF CHEESE-PLEASE
AND A LITER OF POP?
923
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,035
-YEAH, IT'S --
IT'S GROCERY DAY.
924
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,971
-IT'S GROCERY DAY!
IT'S GROCERY DAY.
925
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,172
LOOK, I KNOW THESE KIDS.
926
00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:08,874
THEY -- THEY EAT
A FULL BALANCED DIET
927
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,876
'CAUSE THEY'RE STILL GROWING
AND CRAP, SO...
928
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,144
-OH.
SO YOU DO HAVE A JOB?
929
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,481
-NO!
WORKING'S FOR SUCKERS!
930
00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:16,648
-[ CHUCKLES ]
-SKOAL!
931
00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:18,049
-I'M, ACTUALLY -- UM,
932
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,652
I'M, LIKE, IN THIS TRANSITIONAL
PHASE RIGHT NOW.
933
00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:23,689
-I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
934
00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:27,125
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
935
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,662
UH, WHO IS SHE?
936
00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:32,063
I-I DON'T HAVE HER ON MY LIST.
937
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,965
-OH.
UM, SHE AIN'T REALLY MINE.
938
00:40:33,999 --> 00:40:36,502
SEE, HER DADDY IS MY FRIEND
WITH BENEFITS.
939
00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,770
SO SHE JUST COMES AROUND
HERE SOMETIMES.
940
00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:41,640
-RIGHT. HMM.
WELL, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.
941
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:44,710
-OH. THANK YOU.
SO, WE COOL HERE?
942
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:45,944
-BASED ON MY EVALUATION,
943
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:47,946
YOU DON'T MEET
THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS
944
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,781
FOR THE DEPARTMENT
OF CHILD CARE.
945
00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,016
-WHAT?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
946
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,851
-WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
947
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:54,052
-LET ME SEE THAT.
948
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:56,688
-THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL!
949
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,726
-YOU STILL GOT TO TAKE ME
TO TOWN.
950
00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:03,829
-NO, I CAN'T GO DRESSED
LIKE THIS. GET IN THERE.
951
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,931
[ CAR ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
952
00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:16,842
-CINDY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
953
00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,177
-DON'T YOU "CINDY" ME, YOU
BACK-STABBING SON OF A BITCH!
954
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,278
-LANGUAGE!
955
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,547
-OR WAS IT YOU, MARGE?
956
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,148
-WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
957
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:24,916
-WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?!
958
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:27,018
YOUR LARD OF A WIFE CALLED
THE GOVERNMENT PEOPLE ON ME
959
00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:28,554
TO TAKE MY KIDS AWAY!
960
00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:32,090
-I AM BIG-BONED,
AND THAT IS THE WAY GOD MADE ME.
961
00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:36,127
-MARJORIE?
-I WAS DOING MY CIVIC DUTY.
962
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:40,131
-THE KIDS COULD USE A LITTLE
MORE STABILITY, CIND.
963
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,900
-OH.
WHAT KIND OF A PERSON
964
00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,302
DOESN'T WANT THEIR OWN MOTHER
TO BE WITH THEIR KIDS?!
965
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,938
-CINDY, YOU DON'T DESERVE
THOSE KIDS.
966
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:49,941
YOU NEED TO TAKE A GOOD LONG
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
967
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:52,844
YOU RELY ON EVERYBODY
TO DO THINGS FOR YOU.
968
00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:54,713
YOU KNOW,
YOUR KIDS DON'T EVEN EXPECT
969
00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:56,548
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THIS YEAR
FROM YOU
970
00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:58,650
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT,
IF YOU HAD ONE CENT,
971
00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:00,285
YOU'D SPEND IT ON YOURSELF,
972
00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:02,621
OR YOU'D PUT IT IN SOME STUPID
SCHEME THAT DOESN'T PAY OFF.
973
00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:05,323
AND ON TOP OF THAT,
MY LITTLE TIMMY HAS A BLACK EYE
974
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,659
FOR THE CHRISTMAS PORTRAIT
THIS YEAR
975
00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:10,161
BECAUSE HARLEY WAS TOO BUSY
SAVING YOUR BUTT,
976
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,330
INSTEAD OF WALKING HIM HOME
FROM TOWN.
977
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:13,799
AND I'M SORRY I SAID "BUTT."
978
00:42:13,832 --> 00:42:15,667
OKAY? DON'T SAY THAT.
MOMMY IS MAD.
979
00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:17,969
-BOB!
ARE YOU GONNA SAY ANYTHING?!
980
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:23,174
-SHE DOES HAVE A POINT, CIND.
981
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,310
-[ SCOFFS ]
982
00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:28,580
FINE. FINE.
983
00:42:28,614 --> 00:42:29,815
[ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT?
984
00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:31,717
I DON'T NEED
ANY OF YOU GUYS, OKAY?
985
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,986
AND, PEEPERS, I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT YOUR EYE.
986
00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:40,325
-IS AUNT CINDY MAD AT ME?
987
00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:42,327
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
-IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
988
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,862
JUST -- JUST EAT.
989
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,797
LET'S JUST WASH THE DAY OFF
OF US, OKAY?
990
00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:47,065
NONE OF THIS HAPPENED.
991
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,169
[ SIREN WAILING ]
992
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,216
-[ SIGHS ]
993
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,052
HEY!
994
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,286
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
995
00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:10,756
-OH, UH...NOTHING.
996
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:14,159
I'M JUST -- UM, JUST,
UH, CUTTING SCHOOL.
997
00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:15,994
-OH!
998
00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:17,228
WELL, YOU SEEN WAYNE?
999
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:18,797
-NO.
1000
00:43:18,830 --> 00:43:20,999
WHY -- WHY WOULD I
HAVE SEEN WAYNE?
1001
00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:23,034
-'CAUSE HE WORKS HERE.
1002
00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,103
-WELL, UM...YEAH.
1003
00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,639
NO, I...I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
1004
00:43:27,673 --> 00:43:28,874
-OKAY. COOL.
1005
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:34,980
THERE YOU ARE,
MY LITTLE WORKER BEE.
1006
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,081
-HEY, BABY.
1007
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:37,082
-HI.
1008
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,383
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
1009
00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,686
BUT I CHARGED A FEW THINGS
ON YOUR ACCOUNT.
1010
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,821
-[ SIGHS ]
1011
00:43:42,854 --> 00:43:45,156
HEY, WINK.
CAN I HAVE A SEC?
1012
00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:47,225
-YEAH.
1013
00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:49,160
-HI, WINK.
1014
00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:50,696
-HEY. [ CHUCKLES ]
1015
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:54,299
Hit...and run.
1016
00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:56,367
-I DON'T KNOW, CIND.
1017
00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:58,737
WE GOT TO WATCH THE SPENDING.
1018
00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:01,106
AND THESE SCRATCHERS?
1019
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,842
-WELL, WHAT IF WE WON, THOUGH?
1020
00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:07,178
-AND DONKEY SOAP?
1021
00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:10,181
-NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
REALLY GOOD FOR YOUR FACE.
1022
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,718
CLEOPATRA USED IT.
1023
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:15,754
WAYNE, YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE
COLLEGE FUND TO FALL BACK ON.
1024
00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:17,923
[ CHUCKLES ] COME ON.
1025
00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:20,091
-MY MAMA AND DADDY
SAVED UP THAT MONEY
1026
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:22,928
SO I COULD HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE
OF THE TRAILER PARK.
1027
00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:26,197
-WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE TRAILER PARK?
1028
00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:27,398
-NOTHING.
1029
00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,234
-DO YOU LOVE ME,
OR DON'T YOU?
1030
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:32,370
-OF COURSE I DO.
THAT'S WHY I'M STILL HERE.
1031
00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:34,405
-WELL, IF YOU'RE STILL HERE,
1032
00:44:34,439 --> 00:44:37,342
THEN LET'S MAKE THE MOST
OF IT, RIGHT?
1033
00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:43,348
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR
BEFORE YOU GET OFF?
1034
00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:45,016
-WHAT?
1035
00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:46,918
-[ SIGHS ]
1036
00:44:46,952 --> 00:44:50,021
APPARENTLY, THE KIDS SHOULD EAT
MORE THAN JUST CHEEZ WHIZ.
1037
00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:52,924
CAN YOU PICK UP SOME FOOD?
1038
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:56,027
THANK YOU.
1039
00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:58,263
YOU'RE THE BEST.
1040
00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:01,933
-[ SIGHS ]
1041
00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:03,769
[ DROPS CLIPBOARD ]
1042
00:45:13,478 --> 00:45:15,146
-[ GASPS ]
1043
00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:20,819
[ Chuckling ] OH, MY...
1044
00:45:20,852 --> 00:45:23,421
OH, MY ROCK GOODNESS!
1045
00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:28,126
[ HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
1046
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:31,529
-[ Echoing ] I AM YOUR GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
1047
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,098
-HI!
1048
00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,365
[ GIGGLES ]
1049
00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:36,167
-IT'S OKAY.
1050
00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:38,837
YOU CAN TOUCH.
1051
00:45:42,841 --> 00:45:45,176
-[ GASPS ]
1052
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:48,379
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIED AT
THE END OF YOUR CHRISTMAS VIDEO.
1053
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:51,382
THAT MUST HAVE REALLY SUCKED.
1054
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:52,984
-NO WORRIES.
1055
00:45:53,018 --> 00:45:55,153
EVEN THE LADIES UP THERE
LOVE THE ROCK GODS.
1056
00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:56,454
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1057
00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:59,357
-YEAH. [ GIGGLES ]
1058
00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,793
-YOU'LL SEE
WHEN YOU GET UP THERE...
1059
00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:04,295
WHICH IS GONNA BE PRETTY SOON.
1060
00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:06,297
-OH.
1061
00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:08,566
YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD.
1062
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,002
WELL, YEAH,
I AIN'T LIVING SO GOOD,
1063
00:46:11,036 --> 00:46:13,138
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
1064
00:46:13,171 --> 00:46:14,539
-I'LL SHOW YOU.
1065
00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:15,874
-OKAY.
1066
00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:17,876
-LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
1067
00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:20,045
[ CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING ]
1068
00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:22,180
-WE'VE ALREADY DONE THIS ONE.
1069
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:25,250
-THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS
WHAT THEY APPEAR.
1070
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,591
-WHAT A DOUBLE-CROSSER!
PAM AND RANDY?!
1071
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,828
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BACK
IN TOWN TO SEE ME.
1072
00:46:36,862 --> 00:46:38,964
-LET'S JUST SEE
HOW THIS PLAYS OUT.
1073
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:40,298
-UGH.
1074
00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:42,167
-YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A TOUR?
1075
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,970
-I WANT A TOUR OF THE INSIDE.
1076
00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:47,338
-OH.
HE DON'T NEED A DAMN TOUR.
1077
00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:49,507
HE'S BEEN HERE A MILLION TIMES.
1078
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:52,410
-I'M NOT A PSYCHIC
OR ANYTHING, BUT...
1079
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:55,847
I DON'T THINK
SHE'S GONNA GIVE HIM A TOUR --
1080
00:46:55,881 --> 00:46:58,583
NOT OF THE HOUSE, ANYWAY.
1081
00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:01,119
-OKAY, I NEED A DRINK.
1082
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,321
-CHRISTMAS TIME --
EVERYBODY NEEDS A DRINK.
1083
00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:04,589
I'LL TAKE A COOL ONE.
1084
00:47:04,622 --> 00:47:06,624
-HERE YOU GO.
1085
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,293
-SALUD.
1086
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:09,527
-I'M PISSED.
1087
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,029
-SALUD.
1088
00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:13,865
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
1089
00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:17,168
-* ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME *
1090
00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:19,404
* 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING,
11 PIPERS PIPING *
1091
00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:21,339
* 10 LORDS A-LEAPING,
9 LADIES DANCING *
1092
00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:23,008
-BRANDIE!
1093
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,575
-* 7 SWANS A-SWIMMING,
6 GEESE A-LAYING *
1094
00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:29,047
* 5 GOLDEN RINGS
1095
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,516
-THEY GROW UP SO FAST
THESE DAYS, DON'T THEY?
1096
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:32,984
-WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
1097
00:47:33,018 --> 00:47:34,385
-I WONDER WHERE SHE GETS IT.
1098
00:47:34,419 --> 00:47:38,323
-* AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE *
1099
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:41,893
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
1100
00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:49,434
[ BOTH GIGGLING ]
1101
00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:50,535
-[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
1102
00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:54,505
[ LAUGHS ]
1103
00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,141
-HEY, I STILL GOT IT.
1104
00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:57,442
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1105
00:47:57,475 --> 00:48:00,111
-WE STILL GOT IT.
1106
00:48:00,145 --> 00:48:01,579
-YOU KNOW, I CANNOT BELIEVE
1107
00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:04,082
THAT DIRTY HO
IS SLEEPING WITH MY MAN.
1108
00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:07,452
-[ CHUCKLES ]
I THOUGHT WAYNE WAS YOUR MAN.
1109
00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:09,487
-THAT'S NOT THE POINT, OKAY?
1110
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,024
DANG GHOSTS
ARE SCREWING UP MY LIFE.
1111
00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:18,429
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?
1112
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:20,531
THIS IS MY MAMA'S PLACE.
1113
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,100
[ URINATING ]
1114
00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:23,634
HEY! LOSER!
1115
00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:26,204
GO DRAIN IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
1116
00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:32,443
-SO YOU DO CARE A LITTLE BIT --
A VERY LITTLE BIT.
1117
00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:34,112
-WHAT? NO!
1118
00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:37,082
I DIDN'T ASK MY MAMA
TO LEAVE ME THIS PLACE.
1119
00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:38,516
-SO WHY DIDN'T YOU SELL IT?
1120
00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:40,518
-'CAUSE.
-'CAUSE WHY?
1121
00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:43,588
-'CAUSE I JUST DIDN'T, OKAY?
1122
00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:47,458
KIND OF MAKES ME THINK
ABOUT MY MAMA SOMETIMES.
1123
00:48:47,492 --> 00:48:49,627
-WHAT'D YOU SAY?
I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.
1124
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:53,064
-I SAID IT KIND OF MAKES ME
THINK ABOUT MY MAMA SOMETIMES --
1125
00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:55,333
BIG, FAT, HAIRY DEAL.
1126
00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:57,635
-LET'S GO.
1127
00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,437
-OH, COME ON.
1128
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:03,308
LIKE I DON'T SEE THIS [CHUCKLES]
GUY ENOUGH EVERY DAY.
1129
00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:05,376
-ALL RIGHT. I GOT YOU.
1130
00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:08,313
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
ADVENTUROUS AND SEXY, RIGHT?
1131
00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:13,584
I GOT YOU THIS SPORTY MODEL --
VERY POPULAR, TOP-OF-THE-LINE.
1132
00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,086
-IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MACHINE.
1133
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,754
-OH, YEAH.
1134
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:21,026
-BUT I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE FAMILY-ORIENTED.
1135
00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,161
-OH! GOT YOU!
1136
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:25,330
LITTLE LADY PREGO, HUH? HUH?
1137
00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:27,065
-UH, NO. NO.
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1138
00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:29,667
-BUT I HAVE PLENTY OF CASH
FOR A DOWN PAYMENT, SO...
1139
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:32,703
-OHH! WHAT AN IDIOT!
1140
00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:36,441
WHO TELLS A CAR SALESMAN THEY
HAVE A POCKET FULL OF CASH?
1141
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,343
-BUT DID YOU NOTICE
1142
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:42,613
HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
"FAMILY-ORIENTED"?
1143
00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:45,550
[ INDISTINCT HAGGLING ]
1144
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:48,086
DOES IT MATTER THAT YOU'RE NOT
IN LOVE WITH HIM?
1145
00:49:48,119 --> 00:49:50,355
-YOU SAID IT -- CASH, TAX.
1146
00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:52,157
-OKAY, NEXT.
1147
00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:55,226
-IS THAT ALL YOU GOT TO SAY?
1148
00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:59,297
-SHE IS A GROWN WOMAN.
SHE'S NOT A CHILD.
1149
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,499
TIMMY, ON THE OTHER HAND,
IS YOUR CHILD.
1150
00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:03,201
-BUT SHE IS MY SISTER.
1151
00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:04,635
-I KNOW YOU DON'T UNDERS--
1152
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:08,106
-OH! I DON'T WHAT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND?
1153
00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:09,740
I HAVE SIBLINGS, TOO,
BUT THEY'RE ADULTS,
1154
00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:11,276
AND THEY CAN TAKE CARE
OF THEMSELVES.
1155
00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:12,543
-WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
1156
00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:14,512
-SHE HAS TO FAIL.
SHE HAS TO LEARN TO FAIL.
1157
00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:17,248
-I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S GETTING TO HIM.
1158
00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:20,251
-BUT CHRISTMAS WILL NOT BE
THE SAME WITHOUT THEM!
1159
00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:22,353
-NO, IT WON'T. NO, IT WON'T.
1160
00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:24,589
WE WON'T HAVE TO WATCH
A PICNIC FULL OF PEOPLE
1161
00:50:24,622 --> 00:50:26,791
EATING ROAST BEEF AND GRAVY
WITH THEIR FINGERS
1162
00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:28,726
AND THEN TAKING THE BOTTOM
OF THEIR SHIRTS
1163
00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:30,228
AND WIPING THEIR MOUTHS.
1164
00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:31,629
AND THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF,
1165
00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:33,631
THE BURPING AND THE FARTING
THAT HAPPENS --
1166
00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:35,700
IT MAKES THE DOG WALK AWAY,
IT'S SO DISGUSTING!
1167
00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:37,335
-OKAY, OKAY.
1168
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,637
LAST YEAR WAS PRETTY BAD --
I ADMIT IT.
1169
00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:41,672
-YES, IT WAS PRETTY BAD.
1170
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:43,741
IT WAS
A WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS.
1171
00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:45,143
I HATE SAYING THAT,
1172
00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:46,811
BUT IT WAS
A WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS,
1173
00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:49,214
AND I AM NOT HAVING THAT AGAIN
THIS YEAR.
1174
00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:52,150
-OKAY, SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE
NOT GONNA HAVE THEM HERE?
1175
00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:54,152
-I AM SAYING THAT, BOB.
1176
00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:56,821
I AM SAYING THAT.
LOOK AT THIS. HUH?
1177
00:50:56,854 --> 00:50:58,356
-UGH.
1178
00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:00,325
-THAT IS A SYMBOL OF STATUS
1179
00:51:00,358 --> 00:51:02,327
AND ACHIEVEMENT AND CLASS --
1180
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:06,131
SOMETHING YOUR SISTER WILL NEVER
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
1181
00:51:06,164 --> 00:51:09,100
AND IF SHE WAS SMART --
AND WE KNOW SHE'S NOT --
1182
00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:11,836
SHE WOULD TAKE THAT STUPID
HAMMERED GOLD RECORD
1183
00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:14,805
AND SELL IT AND SIGN
THE BEAUTY SHOP OVER TO US.
1184
00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:18,109
-"STUPID RECORD'S" UNCALLED FOR.
1185
00:51:18,143 --> 00:51:19,777
-OKAY,
I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE.
1186
00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:21,179
I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE.
1187
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:22,380
-WHAT?! HONEY! WHAT?!
1188
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,581
-I'VE HAD IT.
1189
00:51:23,614 --> 00:51:24,782
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
1190
00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:27,118
-LOOK, WE NEED YOU.
1191
00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:29,254
BUT WE NEED 100% OF YOU.
1192
00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:30,455
-YOU'VE GOT IT!
1193
00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:31,656
-NO, WE DON'T.
1194
00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:33,658
-BABY, PLEASE, DON'T --
-COME ON.
1195
00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,426
-DON'T GO.
I'M -- I'M BEGGING YOU.
1196
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:37,228
-LOOKS LIKE HE LOVES HER TO ME.
1197
00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:39,297
-[ SIGHS ]
THAT IS PATHETIC, BOB!
1198
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:42,300
-WE'RE GONNA GO STAY
WITH MY PARENTS FOR A WHILE.
1199
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,569
-IT'S CHRISTMAS.
1200
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:45,803
-THAT IS SO WRONG.
1201
00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:47,705
SHE KNOWS HOW BAD BOBBY FELT
1202
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:50,341
WHEN OUR DADDY LEFT US
ON CHRISTMAS.
1203
00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:51,876
-I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE!
1204
00:51:51,909 --> 00:51:54,645
I WANT A CHRISTMAS HERE
WITH EVERYBODY!
1205
00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:56,147
-HONEY, IT'S OKAY.
JUST COME.
1206
00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:57,582
-I DON'T WANT TO GO!
[ SNIFFLES ]
1207
00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,784
-WE'RE JUST GONNA GO
WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
1208
00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:02,320
FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND HAVE
CHRISTMAS OVER THERE.
1209
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:06,357
YOU GOT TO MAKE A CHOICE --
IT'S EITHER HER OR ME.
1210
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:11,696
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
1211
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,733
-SO, ARE WE DONE?
1212
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,235
-ALMOST.
1213
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:19,337
-WELL [CHUCKLES]
THERE AIN'T NOTHING HERE
1214
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,472
AT THE DOLLAR KING
THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
1215
00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:22,707
-ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
1216
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:24,409
'CAUSE IF YOU'RE SURE
ABOUT THAT,
1217
00:52:24,442 --> 00:52:25,776
I'LL MAKE YOU A WAGER.
1218
00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,713
-OH, YEAH?
AND WHAT DO I GET IF I WIN?
1219
00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:30,515
-I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
1220
00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:31,816
-HMM.
1221
00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:33,518
AND WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU WIN,
1222
00:52:33,551 --> 00:52:35,586
WHICH YOU WON'T,
BUT WHAT DO YOU GET?
1223
00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:37,355
-YOU GET CLEANING SUPPLIES,
1224
00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:39,724
AND YOU CLEAN UP
YOUR MOM'S OLD SALON.
1225
00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:41,492
-THAT'S IT?
1226
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:43,961
JUST CLEAN UP HER SALON
AND NOT ACTUALLY WORK THERE?
1227
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,363
-THAT'S UP TO YOU.
1228
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:47,632
-DEAL. [ SPITS ]
1229
00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:52,670
WELL, IF YOU DON'T SHAKE,
1230
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:54,239
THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA KNOW
I'M NOT GONNA KEEP MY WORD?
1231
00:52:54,272 --> 00:52:55,873
-I TRUST YOU WOULDN'T
BREAK YOUR WORD
1232
00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:57,675
WITH THE ONE
AND ONLY CONSTANTINE.
1233
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,648
-YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
I PROBABLY WON'T. [ CHUCKLES ]
1234
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,523
SEE?
I KNEW HARLEY SKIPPED SCHOOL!
1235
00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:14,292
[ SIGHS ]
1236
00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,760
-MAYBE HE WAS LYING.
1237
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:19,597
-LYING?
HARLEY DON'T LIE TO ME.
1238
00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:23,968
-TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
AND THINK REALLY HARD.
1239
00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:25,403
-OKAY.
1240
00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:28,639
-IT'S CHRISTMASTIME.
SCHOOL IS OUT.
1241
00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:30,808
IT'S 9:00 P.M. AT NIGHT.
1242
00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:33,978
-WOW.
YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
1243
00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:36,581
I WONDER WHY HARLEY WOULD HAVE
LIED ABOUT SKIPPING SCHOOL.
1244
00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:38,683
-WELL, MAYBE...
1245
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:41,486
HE'S HIDING SOMETHING.
1246
00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:44,389
-HUH.
1247
00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:49,494
HARLEY HAS A SHIRT
WITH HIS NAME ON IT?!
1248
00:53:49,527 --> 00:53:52,463
HE HAS A JOB!
1249
00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:54,532
THAT LITTLE BASTARD.
1250
00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,367
-LITERALLY.
-HEY.
1251
00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:59,003
WHAT DOES HE NEED MONEY FOR?
1252
00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:02,707
I MEAN, IF HE HAS A JOB,
THEN I SHOULD BE GETTING...
1253
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,542
-YOU SHOULD GE GETTING WHAT?
1254
00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:07,512
-WELL, I SHOULD JUST KNOW
ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE'S MY SON,
1255
00:54:07,545 --> 00:54:10,315
AND I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
EVERYTHING THAT HE'S DOING.
1256
00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:13,017
-MM-HMM. SO IF YOU KNEW
ABOUT THIS JOB...
1257
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:15,553
YOU WOULDN'T BUY
ALL THAT NEEDLESS CRAP
1258
00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:18,456
ON HIS CREDIT ACCOUNT,
ASK HIM TO BRING HOME POP,
1259
00:54:18,489 --> 00:54:20,391
CHEEZ WHIZ, AND LOTTO TICKETS?
1260
00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:21,659
THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN?
1261
00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:22,993
-[ SIGHS, TAPS FOOT ]
1262
00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:28,566
-AH, CHAMP.
1263
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:31,736
THEY GOT YOU STACKING
TOILET PAPER.
1264
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,971
-MERRY CHRISTMAS, UNCLE BOB.
1265
00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:35,673
AND I'M...
1266
00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:37,442
[ SIGHS ] I'M SORRY
ABOUT TIM'S BLACK EYE.
1267
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,777
-OH, HE'LL BE FINE.
1268
00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:42,947
I'M NOT TOO MERRY, THOUGH.
MARGE LEFT ME.
1269
00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:44,782
-HOW COME?
1270
00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:47,518
-OH, IT'S NOTHING.
SHE'LL BE BACK...
1271
00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:48,719
I HOPE.
1272
00:54:48,753 --> 00:54:51,722
ANYWAY, I'M HERE FOR YOU.
1273
00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:54,024
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?
1274
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,327
-YEAH. THANKS FOR DOING THIS,
UNCLE BOB.
1275
00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:58,563
I MEAN, THEY WOULDN'T SEND
THE BILL OUT TO A KID.
1276
00:54:58,596 --> 00:55:00,798
-HEY, CHAMP,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
1277
00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:04,301
-UM, I KNOW, BUT...
I KIND OF HAVE TO.
1278
00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:14,412
THI-- THIS IS LIKE
THE WHOLE CHECK.
1279
00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:15,780
-YEAH.
LET ME TAKE --
1280
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:18,683
-NO. NO, UNCLE BOB.
I...
1281
00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:21,018
[ SIGHS ] I NEED
TO TAKE CARE OF US.
1282
00:55:21,051 --> 00:55:22,887
-ALL RIGHT.
1283
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,790
YOU ENDORSE IT RIGHT HERE
AND SIGN IT RIGHT TO THE DWP.
1284
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,458
-WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHY
THE POWER
1285
00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:28,859
DIDN'T GET TURNED OFF
LAST MONTH.
1286
00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:30,828
[ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ]
1287
00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:33,631
HEY.
1288
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,766
-I'M PROUD OF YOU, CHAMP.
1289
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,502
YOU'RE BECOMING
QUITE THE LITTLE MAN.
1290
00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:39,670
UH, I-I MEAN BIG MAN.
1291
00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:41,572
-THANKS, UNCLE BOB.
1292
00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:44,442
-ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
1293
00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,111
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
1294
00:55:47,144 --> 00:55:50,815
-SO THAT HOW THE ELECTRIC BILL
WAS PAID LAST MONTH.
1295
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:53,150
-CINDY,
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
1296
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:56,854
-I WAS JUST HERE.
I WAS SHOPPING AROUND.
1297
00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:01,926
SO WHY'D YOU --
UH...WHY'D YOU GET A JOB?
1298
00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:03,628
[ CHUCKLES ]
1299
00:56:03,661 --> 00:56:05,663
-I MEAN, THE BILLS
HAD TO GET PAID SOMEHOW.
1300
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,665
-WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.
1301
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:09,400
-WELL, WHAT'S GOOD
HAVING A BIG-SCREEN TV
1302
00:56:09,434 --> 00:56:10,635
IF YOU CAN'T WATCH IT?
1303
00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,840
-COME HERE. [ SIGHS ]
1304
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,709
ALL RIGHT.
1305
00:56:18,743 --> 00:56:20,545
I'M -- UH, I HAVE TO GO NOW,
SO [SIGHS]
1306
00:56:20,578 --> 00:56:22,179
-PHEW.
1307
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,782
I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND
THAT MAYBE YOU ACTUALLY CARED
1308
00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,150
ABOUT SOMEBODY
OTHER THAN YOURSELF.
1309
00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:27,852
-WHERE ARE YOU GOING, MAMA?
1310
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,153
-[ SCOFFS ] I MADE A PROMISE
1311
00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:30,755
TO SOMEONE
THAT I-I WANT TO KEEP.
1312
00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:32,990
-WHAT ABOUT YOUR PROMISES
TO YOUR KIDS?
1313
00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:34,725
-I INTEND TO KEEP THOSE, TOO.
1314
00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:40,598
-HAVE A GOOD TIME.
1315
00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:42,600
COME ON, BUD.
1316
00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,673
-[ SCOFFS ] WHATEVER.
1317
00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:50,875
[ SIGHS ]
1318
00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:57,014
-BOO!
-[ GASPS ]
1319
00:56:57,047 --> 00:56:58,849
-BABY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
1320
00:56:58,883 --> 00:57:00,518
-WAYNE, I DON'T HAVE TIME
RIGHT NOW.
1321
00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:01,886
-COME ON!
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!
1322
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:03,721
-WHAT?
OH, YOU GOT A MINIVAN?
1323
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,155
SO WHAT?
1324
00:57:05,189 --> 00:57:06,791
-NO, THAT'S NOT THE SURPRISE.
1325
00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:08,893
OH, BOY, DO I HAVE
A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOU.
1326
00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,861
WAIT -- HOW'D YOU KNOW
I GOT A MINIVAN?
1327
00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,630
-WHAT?
1328
00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:14,098
-HOW'D YOU KNOW I GOT --
NEVER MIND. COME ON.
1329
00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:15,600
I WANT YOU TO SEE YOUR PRESENT.
1330
00:57:15,633 --> 00:57:16,801
-[ SCOFFS ] OKAY.
1331
00:57:16,834 --> 00:57:17,868
-COME ON.
1332
00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:19,637
JUST KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED.
1333
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:20,971
-THEY'RE CLOSED.
1334
00:57:21,005 --> 00:57:22,840
-NO PEEKING. TURN.
1335
00:57:22,873 --> 00:57:24,208
[ Chuckling ] YOU READY?
1336
00:57:24,241 --> 00:57:25,576
-YEAH.
1337
00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:27,044
-TA-DA!
1338
00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:29,113
-MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1339
00:57:29,146 --> 00:57:30,715
-OH, MY -- [ LAUGHS ]
1340
00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:36,887
WOW!
1341
00:57:36,921 --> 00:57:38,723
WAYNE!
1342
00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:40,891
THIS IS MINE?
I OWN THIS?
1343
00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:42,893
-ALL YOURS.
1344
00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:45,596
-I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN
ANYTHING THIS NICE
1345
00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:47,097
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, WAYNE.
1346
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:49,767
-SO THEN...YOU LIKE IT?
1347
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,136
'CAUSE THE GUY I GOT IT FROM
SAID IT'S IN GREAT CONDITION.
1348
00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:53,971
-MATSUI, YOUR FAVORITE CO--
1349
00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:56,574
-PLEASE STOP TALKING.
I JUST NEED A MINUTE.
1350
00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:58,175
AHH.
1351
00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,244
OH, YEAH.
1352
00:58:00,277 --> 00:58:01,779
THIS IS MY HELMET?
1353
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,213
-THAT'S YOUR HELMET.
PUT IT ON, BABY.
1354
00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:05,750
IT MATCHES THE BIKE.
YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
1355
00:58:05,783 --> 00:58:08,218
-THANK YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1356
00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:09,720
[ SIGHS ]
1357
00:58:09,754 --> 00:58:10,955
HOW'D YOU AFFORD THIS?
1358
00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,591
-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S A GIFT.
1359
00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:15,025
-IS IT FROM YOUR COLLEGE FUND?
1360
00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:16,927
-I WAS BORN IN A TRAILER PARK,
1361
00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:19,797
I WAS RAISED
IN A TRAILER PARK,
1362
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,732
I'M ASSISTANT MANAGER
OF THE DOLLAR KING,
1363
00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:22,967
AND MY WOMAN IS CINDY WEGMAN.
1364
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,268
-WHAT?
1365
00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:25,870
-THAT'S WHO I AM, BABY.
1366
00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:27,538
-AS LONG AS YOU'RE SURE.
1367
00:58:27,572 --> 00:58:30,074
-WELL...YOU SEE, BABY...
1368
00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:33,277
MEETING YOU BROUGHT SO MUCH
JOY IN MY LIFE AND --
1369
00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:34,879
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
1370
00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:36,614
[ Shouting ] AND I DON'T WANT
THAT JOY TO END,
1371
00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:38,549
SO I WAS THINKING, MAYBE
YOU'D DO ME THE HONOR OF...
1372
00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:47,324
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
1373
00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:49,226
-WHOO!
1374
00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:51,061
[ LAUGHS ]
1375
00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:56,834
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
1376
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,302
-YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
1377
00:58:58,335 --> 00:59:00,070
-WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
1378
00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:03,608
-WHAT? YOU DITCH WAYNE
FOR A RICH GUY OR SOMETHING?
1379
00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:05,810
-NOPE.
WAYNE BOUGHT IT FOR ME.
1380
00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,812
-WHERE DID WAYNE
GET THAT KIND OF CASH?
1381
00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:09,046
-WORKING.
1382
00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:11,115
I KNOW. GO FIGURE.
1383
00:59:11,148 --> 00:59:12,950
-HUH.
1384
00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:14,985
SCOOCH OVER.
1385
00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:16,787
I DON'T RIDE BACK DOOR.
1386
00:59:16,821 --> 00:59:18,155
-COMPROMISE?
1387
00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:20,991
-COME HERE.
1388
00:59:21,025 --> 00:59:22,660
OHH.
1389
00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:25,162
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1390
00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:26,797
[ GRUNTS ]
1391
00:59:29,099 --> 00:59:31,869
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1392
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,871
[ SQUEALS ]
1393
00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:38,008
-WHEN DO WE GET OUR PRESENTS?
1394
00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,644
-YOUR BUTT'S YOUR PRESENT.
1395
00:59:39,677 --> 00:59:41,211
-YOUR MOM'S BUTT'S
YOUR PRESENT.
1396
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:43,681
-YOUR MOM'S BUTT'S BOTH OF
OUR MOM'S BUTT, SO SHUT UP.
1397
00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:46,617
-GUYS, CAN WE MAKE THIS
CHRISTMAS NOT BE ABOUT BUTTS?
1398
00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:49,319
-WELL, MY BUTT'S OUT OF HERE --
NO PRESENTS, NO BRANDIE.
1399
00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:51,388
-HEY!
YOU SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN!
1400
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,190
DOWN.
1401
00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:55,960
WE'RE HAVING CHRISTMAS TOGETHER
IF IT KILLS US.
1402
00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:57,628
-WHEN'S MAMA COMING HOME?
1403
00:59:57,662 --> 01:00:00,297
-IT'S CHRISTMAS, BUDDY.
SHE'LL BE HERE.
1404
01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:03,033
-YEAH, BUD. DON'T WORRY.
1405
01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:10,975
-I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE
1406
01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:14,078
ON A BRAND-NEW HARLEY
UNDER A BEAUTIFUL TREE.
1407
01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:17,982
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
1408
01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:19,283
-NO. KEEP IT ON.
1409
01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:21,852
-SAY WE LOSE THESE
FOR A COUPLE HOURS, HUH?
1410
01:00:24,388 --> 01:00:27,224
-OH, MY GOD.
1411
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:29,393
-WHAT?
1412
01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:31,095
-[ GASPS ]
1413
01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:32,296
OH, MY GOD.
1414
01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:34,364
GET OFF.
-WHAT?
1415
01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:35,766
-RANDY, GET OFF.
-WHAT?!
1416
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,001
-JUST GET OFF MY BIKE.
-NO!
1417
01:00:37,034 --> 01:00:38,002
-GET OFF MY BIKE.
-NO.
1418
01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:39,336
-I GOT TO MARRY WAYNE.
1419
01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:41,872
WAYNE SHOULD BE HERE
DOING THIS WITH ME!
1420
01:00:41,906 --> 01:00:43,340
WHEW.
1421
01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:44,875
OH.
1422
01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:46,076
RANDY, GET OFF!
1423
01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:47,778
-[ GRUNTS ]
1424
01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:49,379
HEY! WELL, WHAT ABOUT
WHAT WE HAD TOGETHER?
1425
01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:51,916
-[ SCOFFS ] RANDY, YOU WERE WITH
PAM AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
1426
01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:53,117
COME ON.
1427
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,719
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1428
01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:56,821
-WELL, HOW THE HELL AM I
GONNA GET OUT OF HERE?!
1429
01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:59,189
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
1430
01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:01,325
GOD!
1431
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:06,130
-YOU PISSED AWAY
YOUR COLLEGE FUND
1432
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:08,098
ON A HARLEY FOR CINDY WEGMAN?!
1433
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:11,969
BET YOU NEVER RODE NEITHER ONE
OF THEM, YOU DUMMY.
1434
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,938
NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN
GET BACK TO WORK
1435
01:01:13,971 --> 01:01:15,439
'CAUSE YOU'RE SO SOBBING SO HARD
1436
01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:17,307
ABOUT THE FACT
THAT SHE TOOK OFF!
1437
01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:21,111
-BUT I LOVE HER.
1438
01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:22,747
[ SOBS ]
1439
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,014
-YOU SHOULD BE SOBBING
ABOUT THE FACT
1440
01:01:24,048 --> 01:01:25,816
THAT SHE TOOK OFF
WITH ALL YOUR MONEY.
1441
01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:29,887
-[ SOBBING ]
1442
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,790
-ALL RIGHT.
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!
1443
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:34,825
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!
1444
01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:36,326
LOOK.
1445
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,829
YOU PUT IN
SOME LONG HOURS HERE,
1446
01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:40,731
AND YOU DO SOME OVERTIME --
1447
01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:42,767
HECK, BY THE TIME YOU'RE 40...
1448
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,002
-[ CRIES ]
1449
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:46,937
-THERE YOU ARE!
1450
01:01:46,971 --> 01:01:49,774
[ GIGGLES ]
1451
01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:51,341
OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU.
1452
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,377
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
1453
01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,812
-REALLY?
-YEAH.
1454
01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,046
WHAT THE HECK ELSE
AM I GONNA DO?
1455
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,748
-DO YOU LOVE ME?
1456
01:01:57,782 --> 01:02:00,017
-IF WINK WASN'T HERE,
I'D SHOW YOU JUST HOW MUCH.
1457
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,485
-DON'T MIND ME.
1458
01:02:01,518 --> 01:02:03,387
-BUT SINCE HE IS,
1459
01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:07,257
I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THE MINIVAN
AND I'M GONNA GET USED TO IT.
1460
01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:09,493
I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT HOME, OKAY?
1461
01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:12,329
-WINK, PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM
WORK TOO LATE.
1462
01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:13,831
-[ Mockingly ] NO, I WON'T.
1463
01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:15,165
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1464
01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:18,903
-SEE? SHE DOES LOVE ME!
1465
01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:21,839
-GET OFF!
1466
01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:23,407
FOR AS BRIGHT AS YOU ARE,
1467
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,176
YOU ARE AS DUMB
AS A BAG OF HAMMERS --
1468
01:02:26,210 --> 01:02:28,112
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!
1469
01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:34,484
-OH.
1470
01:02:34,518 --> 01:02:36,520
[ SIGHS ] DANG IT.
1471
01:02:36,553 --> 01:02:37,922
-[ Echoing ]
YOU LOOKING FOR THIS?
1472
01:02:37,955 --> 01:02:42,159
-OH, NOT NOW.
REALLY? [ SIGHS ]
1473
01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:44,428
-WHERE ARE YOU HEADED?
1474
01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:47,164
-TO WHAT I PROMISED
THE LAST GHOST I WOULD DO.
1475
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,366
-[ SCOFFS ]
CLEAN UP YOUR MAMA'S SHOP?
1476
01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:51,335
NO, YOU AIN'T.
1477
01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:53,403
-[ SCOFFS ]
1478
01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:55,806
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
1479
01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:01,211
-THIS AIN'T RIGHT.
1480
01:03:01,245 --> 01:03:03,213
THIS AIN'T THE SALON.
1481
01:03:03,247 --> 01:03:04,548
-THIS IS LIKE --
1482
01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:06,817
-SCRAPBOOKING PLACE.
1483
01:03:06,851 --> 01:03:08,285
-WHAT THE HECK?
1484
01:03:08,318 --> 01:03:10,187
-IT LOOKS GOD-AWFUL,
DON'T IT?
1485
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,556
[ LAUGHS ]
1486
01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:14,491
[ COUGHS, LAUGHS ]
1487
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:19,063
-HEY, I KNOW THAT LAUGH.
1488
01:03:19,096 --> 01:03:21,265
I KNOW THAT LAUGH!
1489
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:24,034
MAMA.
1490
01:03:24,068 --> 01:03:25,970
-[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
1491
01:03:26,003 --> 01:03:27,404
-YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
1492
01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:29,173
-WELL...
1493
01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:31,408
-WHAT'S UP WITH
THE CREEPY BLACK ROBE?
1494
01:03:31,441 --> 01:03:33,978
-ROBE'S PART OF THE TRADITION
1495
01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:37,147
FOR, UH, GHOSTS
OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE.
1496
01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:40,117
ANYWAY,
AFTER YOU MARRIED WAYNE,
1497
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:43,320
YOU SOLD THE PLACE
TO BOB AND MARGE.
1498
01:03:43,353 --> 01:03:47,057
YOU NEVER DID GET NO JOB.
1499
01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:48,492
-[ SCOFFS ]
1500
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:50,260
WELL, I ACTUALLY THINK
IT LOOKS KIND OF NICE.
1501
01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,396
-OH, YOU LIKE THE WAY
THIS LOOKS?
1502
01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:54,098
IT LOOKS LIKE A MAGAZINE
OR SOMETHING.
1503
01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:55,332
IT'S GOT NO SOUL.
1504
01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:57,567
I MEAN, HONEY,
LOOK WHAT YOU LET HAPPEN
1505
01:03:57,601 --> 01:04:00,170
TO THE SALON THAT I BUILT
WITH MY OWN HANDS.
1506
01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:02,873
-IT'S QUAINT!
1507
01:04:02,907 --> 01:04:04,308
-YEAH.
1508
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:07,077
THEN MARGE WENT EVEN HOG-WILD
1509
01:04:07,111 --> 01:04:10,514
AFTER SHE GOT IT ALL
IN THE DIVORCE.
1510
01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:13,183
-WAIT -- BOB AND MARGE
GOT A DIVORCE?
1511
01:04:13,217 --> 01:04:14,651
-YEAH.
1512
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:18,022
-SEE? [ CHUCKLES ]
I KNEW THE FUTURE LOOKED BRIGHT.
1513
01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:19,223
I KNEW IT.
1514
01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:20,490
-YEAH.
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
1515
01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:22,292
THEY DIDN'T GET ALONG SO WELL
1516
01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:24,628
AFTER, YOU KNOW,
THE INCIDENT WITH...
1517
01:04:24,661 --> 01:04:26,430
LITTLE TIM.
1518
01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:28,298
-WHAT HAPPENED WITH TIM?
1519
01:04:28,332 --> 01:04:31,401
-[ SIGHS ]
1520
01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:33,637
-HEY, HEY!
1521
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,205
WHAT HAPPENED TO TIM?
1522
01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:36,941
-OH. OH. OH.
1523
01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:39,443
SO SUDDENLY YOU CARE
ABOUT TIM, HUH?
1524
01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:42,012
-I'VE ALWAYS CARED
ABOUT PEEPERS!
1525
01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:43,580
-[ SIGHS ]
1526
01:04:47,051 --> 01:04:48,352
-WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HARLEY?
1527
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:49,920
-REMEMBER THE PHRASE,
1528
01:04:49,954 --> 01:04:51,621
"I'D RATHER PUSH A HARLEY
THAN RIDE A HONDA"?
1529
01:04:51,655 --> 01:04:53,157
-YEAH.
1530
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:55,092
-THAT'S FOR PEOPLE
WHO COULD AFFORD THEM.
1531
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,693
YOU WERE TOO GOOD
TO RIDE A HONDA,
1532
01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,162
BUT TOO LAZY TO WORK
1533
01:04:58,195 --> 01:05:00,064
TO MAKE THE MONEY
TO KEEP A HARLEY.
1534
01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:01,465
NOW, COME ON.
1535
01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:03,533
THIS IS HURTING ME JUST AS MUCH
AS IT HURTS YOU.
1536
01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:04,969
-[ SIGHS ]
1537
01:05:05,002 --> 01:05:07,071
-MAKES ME REALIZE
I WAS A BAD MAMA.
1538
01:05:08,472 --> 01:05:10,240
YOU NEVER DID LEARN HOW TO COOK,
1539
01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:12,576
AND WAYNE TOOK TO EATING
THE PIMENTO LOAF
1540
01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:14,544
AT THE DOLLAR KING
ALL DAY LONG.
1541
01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:16,346
-DANG.
1542
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:18,148
WAYNE! [ SCOFFS ]
1543
01:05:18,182 --> 01:05:21,018
WAKE UP, YOU LARD.
IT'S TIME FOR WORK!
1544
01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:23,053
-[ SIGHS ]
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
1545
01:05:23,087 --> 01:05:26,090
-SO? THE DOLLAR KING
AIN'T NEVER CLOSING!
1546
01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:28,192
-I QUIT.
1547
01:05:28,225 --> 01:05:29,459
-QUIT? REALLY?
1548
01:05:29,493 --> 01:05:32,396
WELL, YOU KNOW
THAT WINK'S GONNA DIE,
1549
01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:34,664
AND YOU'RE GONNA GET PROMOTED.
1550
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,468
-I CAN'T BELIEVE WINK
NEVER PROMOTED ME.
1551
01:05:38,502 --> 01:05:39,736
HE PROMISED.
1552
01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:43,407
BABY, HE PROMISED.
1553
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,276
-WHAT A LOSER!
1554
01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:48,245
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT,
OF ALL THE LOSERS
1555
01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:50,114
IN ALL THE DIFFERENT
TRAILER PARKS,
1556
01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:51,715
THAT WAYNE
WAS GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
1557
01:05:51,748 --> 01:05:53,250
-HE WOULD'VE BEEN, TOO,
1558
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:55,219
BUT BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN
IS A GREAT WOMAN.
1559
01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:57,087
-ARE YOU SAYING
I AIN'T A GREAT WOMAN?
1560
01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:58,555
-YOU THINK
IT WAS BETTER FOR HIM
1561
01:05:58,588 --> 01:06:00,557
TO BUY YOU A HARLEY
THAN TO GO TO COLLEGE?
1562
01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:02,259
-IT WAS FOR ME.
-OH, LOOK AROUND.
1563
01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:03,593
YOU REALLY THINK
1564
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:06,196
THAT THIS WAS BETTER FOR YOU
IN THE LONG RUN?
1565
01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:10,667
-LET ME GUESS --
THAT'S ME IN THE BOX.
1566
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,602
I AIN'T AFRAID OF DYING.
1567
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:16,240
-LOOK AROUND.
FUNERAL PARLOR'S PRETTY EMPTY.
1568
01:06:16,273 --> 01:06:18,008
-SO?
1569
01:06:18,042 --> 01:06:19,743
IT'S NOT LIKE
I'D BE AROUND TO CARE.
1570
01:06:21,245 --> 01:06:23,547
THOUGH, ACTUALLY, I DID THINK
WAYNE MIGHT BE HERE.
1571
01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:25,449
HE WAS PRETTY GOOD
ABOUT OBLIGATIONS.
1572
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,484
-WAYNE DIED A YEAR AGO.
1573
01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:30,154
SAW A COMMERCIAL
FOR I.T.T. TECHNICAL COLLEGE
1574
01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:32,789
AND BEGAN CRYING SO HARD
HIS THROAT DONE CLOSED UP
1575
01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:34,491
AND COULDN'T GET NO MORE AIR.
1576
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:37,227
STRANGE OCCURRENCE.
1577
01:06:37,261 --> 01:06:39,096
SUFFOCATED TO DEATH.
1578
01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:41,065
-HMM.
1579
01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,799
SEE? LOOK.
SOMEBODY LOVES ME.
1580
01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:45,102
HERE COMES BOB.
1581
01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:47,337
HE'S ALWAYS GOOD
ABOUT OBLIGATIONS, TOO.
1582
01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:52,276
-I HAVE LAID AWAKE MANY A NIGHT,
THINKING TO MYSELF,
1583
01:06:52,309 --> 01:06:56,046
"THERE AIN'T NO ONE THAT CAN GET
THROUGH TO THIS WOMAN.
1584
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,481
"AND EVERY DAY,
1585
01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:00,250
"WITH THE TRAIN WRECK OF A LIFE
THAT YOU'VE LED,
1586
01:07:00,284 --> 01:07:01,785
"SOMEHOW YOU'D GET BY...
1587
01:07:01,818 --> 01:07:06,123
WITHOUT A CARE
FOR ANYO BUT YOURSELF."
1588
01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:12,562
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS, BUT...
1589
01:07:12,596 --> 01:07:15,165
I'M GLAD YOU'RE GONE!
1590
01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:19,136
-ALL THESE YEARS, HE'S BEEN
WISHING FOR ME TO DIE?
1591
01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:21,605
-YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
1592
01:07:21,638 --> 01:07:23,207
-OH, SIR!
1593
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,075
SIR, I UNDERSTAND
THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL TIME,
1594
01:07:25,109 --> 01:07:26,476
BUT I CAN'T LET YOU
HURT THESE FLOWERS.
1595
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:29,546
-I WAS JUST LEAVING.
1596
01:07:29,579 --> 01:07:30,780
-[ SIGHS ]
1597
01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:34,618
-UNCLE BOB.
1598
01:07:34,651 --> 01:07:36,853
-WHO'S THAT?
1599
01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:38,588
-I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
1600
01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:42,259
-OH, THAT MUST BE SKOAL.
HE ALWAYS HAD A WILD STREAK.
1601
01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:46,096
-WHAT HAPPENED WITH TIM,
THAT WAS MY FAULT AND NOT HERS.
1602
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:47,564
-WAIT -- WHAT?
WHAT HAPPENED WITH TIM?
1603
01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:49,166
DID -- DID HE COME OUT
OR SOMETHING?
1604
01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:50,367
-KEEP WATCHING.
1605
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,103
-NO, CHAMP, IT WAS HERS...
1606
01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:55,539
AND MINE, A LITTLE BIT,
FOR LETTING IT HAPPEN,
1607
01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,607
BUT NOT -- NOT YOU.
1608
01:07:57,641 --> 01:08:00,210
YOU WERE A VICTIM, SON...
1609
01:08:00,244 --> 01:08:03,213
JUST LIKE TIM.
1610
01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:06,550
YOU KNOW, HARLEY, YOU WERE
ALWAYS SPECIAL TO ME.
1611
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,418
-HARLEY?
1612
01:08:08,452 --> 01:08:11,255
-I LOVE YOU, UNCLE BOB.
1613
01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:14,424
I'M SORRY AGAIN.
1614
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:17,827
[ CHAIN CLINKING ]
1615
01:08:31,908 --> 01:08:33,810
-THIS IS A MISTAKE.
1616
01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:36,146
HE WOULD MAKE ME THROW BACK
PENNIES FROM THE WISHING WELL.
1617
01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:38,515
HE WOULD -- HE WOULD NEVER
STEAL FROM ANYBODY.
1618
01:08:38,548 --> 01:08:41,318
-THE MONEY WAS RUNNING OUT,
THE BILLS WERE PILING UP,
1619
01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:43,387
WAYNE'S PAYCHECK
FROM THE DOLLAR KING
1620
01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:46,156
JUST WENT INTO THE NEGATIVES
WITH ALL YOUR SPENDING,
1621
01:08:46,190 --> 01:08:48,192
AND THAT DAMN HARLEY
KEPT BREAKING DOWN
1622
01:08:48,225 --> 01:08:49,526
AND NEEDING TO BE FIXED.
1623
01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:52,629
-BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED HIM
TO FIX IT.
1624
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:54,531
-YOU DIDN'T NEED TO ASK.
1625
01:08:56,433 --> 01:08:58,268
-AND TIM -- [ SIGHS ]
1626
01:08:58,302 --> 01:09:00,837
-TIM LOOKED UP TO HARLEY
AND COULDN'T SAY NO.
1627
01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:02,539
-DID HE DIE IN THE ROBBERY?
1628
01:09:02,572 --> 01:09:03,740
-NO. THE CLERK DID.
1629
01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:05,942
TIM DROPPED THE GUN,
AND IT WENT OFF.
1630
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,511
-WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
1631
01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:10,180
-TIM DIED THE FIRST NIGHT
IN THE COUNTY JAIL.
1632
01:09:10,214 --> 01:09:11,681
THEY COOKED HIS FOOD
IN PEANUT OIL.
1633
01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:13,183
-OHH.
1634
01:09:13,217 --> 01:09:14,584
-[ Chuckling ] WELL, HEY.
1635
01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:16,253
AREN'T YOU GONNA MAKE A CRACK
ABOUT THAT?
1636
01:09:16,286 --> 01:09:18,288
I MEAN, TYPICAL, RIGHT?
HE'S SUCH A LITTLE WUSSY.
1637
01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,590
HE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH
ONE NIGHT AT THE CLINK,
1638
01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:22,459
AND IT WASN'T 'CAUSE HE WAS
SHANKED, EITHER.
1639
01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:23,893
IT'S 'CAUSE OF A PEANUT ALLERGY.
1640
01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:25,529
[ Chuckling ] I MEAN,
WHAT A LAME-ASS, RIGHT?
1641
01:09:25,562 --> 01:09:27,297
-IT'S NOT FUNNY!
1642
01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:28,865
-REST IN PEACE, MOM.
1643
01:09:28,898 --> 01:09:31,167
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
1644
01:09:33,370 --> 01:09:36,540
HARLEY?
1645
01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:38,275
HARLEY!
1646
01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:41,845
YOU KNOW YOUR MAMA
LOVES YOU, RIGHT?
1647
01:09:41,878 --> 01:09:43,380
HARLEY!
1648
01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,349
HARLEY.
1649
01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:47,351
YOU LOVE YOUR MAMA, RIGHT?
1650
01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:50,687
HARLEY? HARLEY,
YOU LOVE YOUR MAMA, RIGHT?
1651
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,389
HARLEY!
1652
01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,358
HARLEY, YOU LOVE...
1653
01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:55,992
-MAMA. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1654
01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,561
-AM I A GOOD MAMA?
1655
01:09:57,594 --> 01:09:59,263
-YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
1656
01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:01,231
-THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU.
1657
01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:02,732
-WELL, YOU'RE MY MAMA.
1658
01:10:02,766 --> 01:10:04,701
AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
1659
01:10:04,734 --> 01:10:07,271
-BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU,
RIGHT?
1660
01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:10,574
-I KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT
YOUR OWN WAY OF SHOWING IT.
1661
01:10:16,613 --> 01:10:18,648
ARE YOU OKAY?
1662
01:10:18,682 --> 01:10:19,883
-[ SIGHS ]
1663
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:23,320
I GOT SOME THINGS
TO FIGURE OUT.
1664
01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:25,455
-[ SIGHS ]
1665
01:10:25,489 --> 01:10:27,691
HARLEY.
1666
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:31,295
I LOVE YOU VERY, VERY MUCH,
ALL RIGHT?
1667
01:10:31,328 --> 01:10:33,397
BUT I NEED YOU TO GO BACK
TO BED NOW.
1668
01:10:33,430 --> 01:10:38,935
-MAMA, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
I'M HERE.
1669
01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:43,407
AND I WILL DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU, MAMA.
1670
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:46,810
YOU KNOW THAT. RIGHT?
1671
01:10:46,843 --> 01:10:50,747
-I DO KNOW THAT,
AND THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME.
1672
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:51,981
COME HERE.
1673
01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:58,988
NOW YOU GET ON BACK TO BED,
'CAUSE TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS.
1674
01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:00,424
-BUT, MAMA.
1675
01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:02,692
-GO ON.
DO AS YOU'RE TOLD.
1676
01:11:02,726 --> 01:11:05,429
-GOOD NIGHT.
-GOOD NIGHT.
1677
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,837
[ SIGHS ]
1678
01:12:07,023 --> 01:12:09,726
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
1679
01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:20,670
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES,
ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1680
01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:31,815
[ DIALING ]
1681
01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:39,889
-Ho, ho, ho.
1682
01:12:39,923 --> 01:12:41,658
You've reached Bob, Marjorie,
and Tim.
1683
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:42,992
We're at the outlet mall,
1684
01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,528
shopping for
your Christmas presents,
1685
01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,062
so we can't take
your call right now,
1686
01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,764
but we sure do
want to talk to you.
1687
01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:49,633
Leave a message at the sound
of the beep.
1688
01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:50,900
[ Beep ]
1689
01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:52,436
-HI, UNCLE BOB.
1690
01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:56,039
UM...I'M SORRY
THAT I CALLED SO LATE --
1691
01:12:56,072 --> 01:12:59,609
OR EARLY --
BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT MOM.
1692
01:12:59,643 --> 01:13:03,146
I THINK SHE'S LEAVING US.
1693
01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:08,184
AND I'M SORRY IF I WOKE YOU UP.
1694
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:10,687
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1695
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,123
[PHONE BEEPS ]
1696
01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:16,092
[ SIGHS ]
1697
01:13:22,131 --> 01:13:24,100
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1698
01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:35,111
-RIGHT ON...
1699
01:13:35,144 --> 01:13:36,580
[ WEIGHT JANGLING ]
1700
01:13:36,613 --> 01:13:38,014
...EVERYTHING.
1701
01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:42,552
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
1702
01:13:42,586 --> 01:13:43,887
UH-HUH.
1703
01:13:46,956 --> 01:13:48,424
[ DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE ]
1704
01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:52,061
MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN FOCUS.
1705
01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:57,266
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
1706
01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:03,106
WELL [CHUCKLES]
1707
01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,509
FINALLY COME TO YOUR SENSES?
1708
01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:07,944
WANT TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME
WITH THE RATTAIL?
1709
01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:09,679
-DO YOU HAVE A SECOND TO TALK?
1710
01:14:09,713 --> 01:14:11,147
-YEAH.
1711
01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:12,716
IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE
ON THE ROAD, THOUGH.
1712
01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:14,951
I'M LEAVING FOR YUMA TONIGHT.
1713
01:14:14,984 --> 01:14:16,753
-OH.
WELL, IT'S CHRISTMAS.
1714
01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,755
-YEAH, WELL,
I GOT A MATCH TONIGHT...
1715
01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,124
[ SNIFFS ]
"X-MAN FOR XMAS."
1716
01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:23,560
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD COME.
1717
01:14:23,593 --> 01:14:25,194
-HMM.
1718
01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:26,830
WELL, THAT'S KIND OF WHAT
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
1719
01:14:26,863 --> 01:14:29,933
-REALLY?
1720
01:14:32,569 --> 01:14:34,237
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
1721
01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:43,980
-IS IT CHRISTMAS YET?
1722
01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:47,784
-YEAH, SKOAL.
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
1723
01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,686
-WHERE'S MAMA?
1724
01:14:49,719 --> 01:14:51,655
-I DON'T KNOW.
1725
01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:55,191
[ PHONE RINGS ]
1726
01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:56,860
[ PHONE BEEPS ]
1727
01:14:56,893 --> 01:14:58,061
HELLO, MAMA?
1728
01:14:58,094 --> 01:14:59,629
-NO. HEY, BUDDY.
1729
01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:01,164
IT'S YOUR UNCLE BOB.
IS YOUR MAMA THERE?
1730
01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:02,866
-NO.
1731
01:15:02,899 --> 01:15:05,569
-OKAY, I GOT THIS CRAZY NOTE
FROM HER.
1732
01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:08,271
-WE GOT ONE, TOO.
BUT WE HAVEN'T OPENED IT YET.
1733
01:15:08,304 --> 01:15:10,206
-HOLD ON A SECOND, BUDDY.
I GOT ANOTHER CALL.
1734
01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:11,608
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
1735
01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:12,909
-BOB, TIM IS GONE!
1736
01:15:12,942 --> 01:15:14,744
-MARGE, JUST CALM DOWN.
1737
01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:16,946
-HE'S GONE, AND I HAVE A NOTE
HERE FROM YOUR CRAZY SISTER.
1738
01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:18,147
I THINK SHE TOOK HIM.
1739
01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:19,282
-HOLD ON, HONEY.
1740
01:15:19,315 --> 01:15:20,817
-WHAT? "HOLD ON"?
1741
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,118
DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID?
1742
01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,588
[ Cellphone beeps ]
-BOB?
1743
01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:25,955
-UNCLE BOB?
-HEY, BUDDY.
1744
01:15:25,989 --> 01:15:28,024
LOOK, YOUR AUNT MARGE
GOT A NOTE, TOO.
1745
01:15:28,057 --> 01:15:29,659
I'm gonna come over there,
1746
01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:31,795
and I'm gonna pick you up,
so get ready.
1747
01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:33,196
-OKAY.
1748
01:15:33,229 --> 01:15:34,798
-Okay, I'll see you
in a second, bud.
1749
01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:35,999
-OKAY. BYE-BYE.
1750
01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:38,768
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
-BOB. BOB.
1751
01:15:38,802 --> 01:15:40,570
DO YOU HEAR ME, BOB?
1752
01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:43,339
OH, WHAT I AM GONNA DO THAT
WHITE-TRASH SISTER OF YOURS!
1753
01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:46,275
-HONEY, CALM DOWN.
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.
1754
01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:47,711
I WILL MEET YOU THERE.
1755
01:15:47,744 --> 01:15:49,045
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
1756
01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:50,914
-BOB.
1757
01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:53,049
BOB?
1758
01:15:53,082 --> 01:15:55,184
BOB?
1759
01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:07,597
[ BABY CRYING ]
1760
01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:12,301
-HAVE YOU SEEN TIM?
1761
01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:14,671
-NO. WHY?
1762
01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:16,339
-HE ISN'T HERE?
1763
01:16:16,372 --> 01:16:18,374
-I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST GOT HERE.
1764
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:20,343
-WHY DON'T YOU EVER
KNOW ANYTHING?
1765
01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:21,811
-I...I KNOW SHE'S --
1766
01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:22,879
-HE MIGHT NOT EVEN --
1767
01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:24,948
-HEY.
YOU'RE ALL HERE!
1768
01:16:24,981 --> 01:16:26,182
COME ON. COME ON IN.
1769
01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:33,857
-HONEY.
1770
01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:35,659
OH, HONEY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?
1771
01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:36,860
AND WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES?
1772
01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:38,662
-LOOK AT ME, MOM.
I'M COOL!
1773
01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:40,263
-I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE --
1774
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:41,965
-CAN YOU CALM DOWN,
YOU BEAST, OKAY?
1775
01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:44,067
HIS HAIRCUT AIN'T GONNA
COST YOU NOTHING.
1776
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:46,369
IT'S A FREEBIE, AND I CAN'T
BELIEVE I'M EVEN SAYING THAT.
1777
01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:47,971
ALL RIGHT. HOP DOWN.
1778
01:16:48,004 --> 01:16:49,405
[ GRUNTS ]
-AAH!
1779
01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:52,075
-I THINK YOU MIGHT STILL NEED
THESE, THOUGH.
1780
01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:53,810
COME HERE.
-THIS IS LOVELY.
1781
01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:55,812
YEAH, HE'S GOT IT.
1782
01:16:55,845 --> 01:16:59,082
-SO YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT COOL
COMES FROM THE INSIDE, OKAY?
1783
01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:01,284
MWAH! HEE-HAW!
1784
01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:02,919
-HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF?
1785
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:04,353
-LET'S JUST SAY THAT...
1786
01:17:04,387 --> 01:17:05,989
MAMA MADE ME DO IT.
1787
01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:08,057
-MAMA, CAN WE OPEN
OUR PRESENTS NOW?
1788
01:17:08,091 --> 01:17:09,793
-OF COURSE YOU CAN, BABY.
1789
01:17:09,826 --> 01:17:12,228
HARLEY, MAKE SURE YOU GET ALL
THE RIGHT ONES, OKAY?
1790
01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:13,863
-WE GET OUR OWN PRESENTS
THIS YEAR?
1791
01:17:13,897 --> 01:17:15,398
-YEP.
1792
01:17:15,431 --> 01:17:18,902
AND I DIDN'T EVEN USE
THE CLAW MACHINE. [ CHUCKLES ]
1793
01:17:18,935 --> 01:17:20,069
-WHAT ABOUT ME?
1794
01:17:20,103 --> 01:17:22,806
-OF COURSE YOU.
HONEY, COME HERE.
1795
01:17:22,839 --> 01:17:24,808
COME HERE.
1796
01:17:24,841 --> 01:17:26,409
BUT YOU KNOW YOUR DADDY
IS AWAY IN YUMA.
1797
01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:28,778
HE HAD A MATCH.
BUT I TOLD HIM I'D TAKE
1798
01:17:28,812 --> 01:17:31,180
[Singsong voice]
REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU.
1799
01:17:31,214 --> 01:17:33,917
-HERE, BRANDIE.
1800
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:35,785
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1801
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:46,830
-SO, YOU NEED TO START DRESSING
A LITTLE MORE RESPECTABLE.
1802
01:17:46,863 --> 01:17:48,998
-THIS IS REALLY GREAT
WHAT YOU DID.
1803
01:17:49,032 --> 01:17:51,134
WE ARE GONNA BE
SO HAPPY TOGETHER!
1804
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:55,404
-UM, CAN I GIVE THIS
TO YOU OUTSIDE?
1805
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,342
AWESOME. BYE, BABY.
COME ON.
1806
01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:01,277
-COME HERE, CHAMP.
LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
1807
01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:03,179
-LOOK AT ME, DAD.
-LOOK AT THAT!
1808
01:18:03,212 --> 01:18:06,215
SHE MADE YOU STRONGER,
TOO, HUH?
1809
01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:11,354
-[ SIGHS ]
1810
01:18:13,823 --> 01:18:16,492
HERE. OPEN IT.
1811
01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,995
[ PAPER RIPPING ]
1812
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:23,032
-YOUR HAMMERED GOLD RECORD?
1813
01:18:23,066 --> 01:18:25,935
-WELL, I FIGURED IT WOULD
TAKE CARE OF YOUR ACCOUNT
1814
01:18:25,969 --> 01:18:27,503
OVER THERE AT THE DOLLAR KING,
1815
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,839
'CAUSE I KNOW ALL THAT
WASN'T CHEAP.
1816
01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:31,841
-WOW.
1817
01:18:34,944 --> 01:18:36,746
THE HARLEY?
1818
01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:40,283
AND THE RING, TOO?
1819
01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:42,285
DOES THIS MEAN "NO"?
1820
01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:44,153
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.
1821
01:18:44,187 --> 01:18:45,922
-OH, WAYNE, YOU ONLY LOVE ME
1822
01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:48,057
BECAUSE WE LIVE
IN THIS CRAP TOWN.
1823
01:18:48,091 --> 01:18:50,426
BUT WHEN YOU GET
TO WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
1824
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:53,863
YOU'RE GONNA FIND SOMEBODY
THAT YOU DESERVE TO BE WITH.
1825
01:18:53,897 --> 01:18:56,232
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE
IN A TRAILER PARK.
1826
01:18:56,265 --> 01:18:58,768
YOU'RE GONNA DO BIG THINGS
IN THIS LIFE --
1827
01:18:58,802 --> 01:19:01,004
IMPORTANT THINGS.
1828
01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:02,271
-YOU REALLY THINK SO?
1829
01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:04,373
-I KNOW SO.
1830
01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:06,409
OKAY, SO I HAVE
ONE MORE GIFT FOR YOU,
1831
01:19:06,442 --> 01:19:08,011
BUT YOU HAVE TO TURN AROUND.
1832
01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:13,983
-HEY!
1833
01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:17,921
-WELL, NOW YOU'RE ALL READY
FOR COLLEGE!
1834
01:19:17,954 --> 01:19:21,324
COME HERE, WAYNE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1835
01:19:23,059 --> 01:19:25,394
-OH. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, MISS?
1836
01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:28,264
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
I-IS THE SALON OPEN?
1837
01:19:28,297 --> 01:19:30,266
-C-C-CAN YOU SEE THAT WE'RE
IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING?
1838
01:19:30,299 --> 01:19:32,268
-CIND, YOU MIGHT WANT TO...
1839
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:34,137
MA'AM, I APOLOGIZE FOR HER.
1840
01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:37,373
SHE CAN BE A TAD ON
THE ABRASIVE SIDE SOMETIMES.
1841
01:19:37,406 --> 01:19:40,009
BUT HER HEART'S
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
1842
01:19:40,043 --> 01:19:42,879
-LOOK AT YOU USING ALL THESE
BIG COLLEGE WORDS ALREADY.
1843
01:19:42,912 --> 01:19:44,480
-I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTRUDE.
1844
01:19:44,513 --> 01:19:46,482
I JUST WANTED TO KNOW
IF THE SALON WAS OPEN,
1845
01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:48,584
'CAUSE I WANTED, YOU KNOW,
A REDO OR A REBIRTH.
1846
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:50,353
-YOU KNOW,
I'VE HEARD ALL THE STOR--
1847
01:19:50,386 --> 01:19:51,554
-HEY, LISTEN,
I REALLY DON'T NEED
1848
01:19:51,587 --> 01:19:53,322
TO HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY,
OKAY?
1849
01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:54,858
CAN YOU COME BACK IN AN HOUR,
AND I'LL FIX THAT MESS?
1850
01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,160
-OKAY. AN HOUR.
1851
01:19:57,193 --> 01:19:58,361
-[ Chuckling ] CINDY.
1852
01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:00,129
-WHAT?
1853
01:20:00,163 --> 01:20:02,065
-YOU SHOULD BE NICE.
1854
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:07,370
[ SIGHS ]
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1855
01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:19,548
-[ SIGHS ]
1856
01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:22,018
WAYNE.
1857
01:20:22,051 --> 01:20:24,387
YOU TAKE CARE.
1858
01:20:27,223 --> 01:20:28,958
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1859
01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:38,902
-SEE, YOU COULD WEAR THAT
TO THE SIZZLER OR THE PROM.
1860
01:20:38,935 --> 01:20:40,236
THAT IS GORGEOUS.
1861
01:20:40,269 --> 01:20:41,604
-IT'S GROWING ON ME.
1862
01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:44,407
-[ SIGHS ] OKAY.
1863
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:47,510
-I WANTED TO THANK YOU
FOR WHAT YOU DID FOR TIM.
1864
01:20:47,543 --> 01:20:49,178
IT PAINS TO SAY THIS,
1865
01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:52,015
BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
LOOK HAPPIER.
1866
01:20:52,048 --> 01:20:53,616
-SO IS THIS SOME SORT
OF AN APOLOGY?
1867
01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:58,888
-WELL, LOOK, I'M SORRY, TOO.
1868
01:20:58,922 --> 01:21:00,356
SO...
1869
01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:03,026
-UH, UH. BABY STEPS.
1870
01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:06,395
-[ Chuckling ] I AGREE.
[ SPITS ]
1871
01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:10,299
-[ SPITS ]
1872
01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:14,403
-IS EVERYTHING OKAY, LADIES?
1873
01:21:14,437 --> 01:21:16,172
-YES.
1874
01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:19,275
-AH! I KNEW IT!
1875
01:21:19,308 --> 01:21:21,210
[ ALL CHUCKLING ]
1876
01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,913
-SO, BOB, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR YOU.
1877
01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:26,515
-OH, NO.
THIS IS ALL THE GIFT I NEED.
1878
01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:29,118
-SINCE MAMA
HANDED ME THIS STORE,
1879
01:21:29,152 --> 01:21:32,956
AND SHE'S YOUR MAMA, TOO,
WHY DON'T WE BECOME PARTNERS?
1880
01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:34,457
-OH.
1881
01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:36,559
I-I DON'T THINK
THAT WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
1882
01:21:36,592 --> 01:21:39,362
-UM...YOU KNOW,
IT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA.
1883
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:42,131
LOOK, THERE IS -- THERE'S A LINE
OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
1884
01:21:42,165 --> 01:21:47,003
-BUT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT,
BUT NOT TODAY.
1885
01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:50,039
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS.
1886
01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,241
-WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU TWO.
1887
01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:53,943
-MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1888
01:21:53,977 --> 01:21:55,611
-AND MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS!
1889
01:21:59,048 --> 01:22:01,417
NOW, YOU GUYS...
1890
01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:03,719
I KNOW I DON'T SAY THIS ENOUGH,
1891
01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:08,091
BUT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN
ANYTHING IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD.
1892
01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:09,558
AND THAT'S WHY I NAMED YOU
1893
01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:13,062
AFTER SOME OF MY FAVORITE
THINGS -- CHEEZ DOODLES.
1894
01:22:13,096 --> 01:22:14,697
[ BABY COOS ]
1895
01:22:14,730 --> 01:22:17,133
SKOAL.
1896
01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:18,367
BRANDIE.
1897
01:22:18,401 --> 01:22:19,635
-BUT YOU DIDN'T NAME ME.
1898
01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:21,637
-I KNOW,
BUT I STILL LIKE BRANDIE.
1899
01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:24,540
AND I LOVE YOU
LIKE YOU'RE ONE OF MY OWN.
1900
01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:28,677
'CAUSE FAMILY
IS VERY IMPORTANT, OKAY?
1901
01:22:28,711 --> 01:22:31,180
FAMILY IS ALL WE REALLY GOT.
1902
01:22:31,214 --> 01:22:33,983
AND, HARLEY, MY ANGEL.
1903
01:22:34,017 --> 01:22:38,021
YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS
LOVED YOU THE MOST.
1904
01:22:38,054 --> 01:22:40,623
I'M JUST KIDDING.
I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS.
1905
01:22:40,656 --> 01:22:42,058
BUT I LOVE YOU.
1906
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,662
AND THIS IS FOR YOU.
1907
01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:48,097
-THANK YOU, MAMA.
1908
01:22:48,131 --> 01:22:49,332
-YOU'RE WELCOME.
1909
01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:52,235
-* NOEL, NOEL
1910
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:54,637
-IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING.
1911
01:22:54,670 --> 01:22:56,439
-I LOVE IT, MAMA.
1912
01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:59,142
-OH, DON'T GO BS'ing ME, BOY.
1913
01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:03,312
IT'S, UH -- IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE LIKE WHEN YOU --
1914
01:23:03,346 --> 01:23:05,181
[SIGHS] WHEN YOU
DON'T HAVE SOMETHING,
1915
01:23:05,214 --> 01:23:07,316
BUT IT'S LIKE --
IT'S LIKE IT MEANS SOMETHING,
1916
01:23:07,350 --> 01:23:08,717
BUT IT'S...
1917
01:23:08,751 --> 01:23:10,153
HELP ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
1918
01:23:10,186 --> 01:23:12,321
-A SYMBOL?
-YES! A SYMBOL!
1919
01:23:12,355 --> 01:23:14,323
DANG! WAYNE MUST HAVE BEEN
TEACHING YOU
1920
01:23:14,357 --> 01:23:15,658
WHILE I WAS OUT DOING...
1921
01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,393
DOING MY THING.
1922
01:23:17,426 --> 01:23:21,564
SO, THAT IS
SUPPOSED TO REMIND YOU
1923
01:23:21,597 --> 01:23:23,432
OF WHERE YOU'VE COME FROM,
1924
01:23:23,466 --> 01:23:26,202
BUT NOT WHERE
YOU'RE GOING, OKAY?
1925
01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:29,672
AND THAT'S PROBABLY ME IN THERE
WITH MY FEET UP ON THE RECLINER
1926
01:23:29,705 --> 01:23:32,708
AFTER A HARD DAY AT GIRL CURL --
JUST LAZY.
1927
01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:34,110
[ CHUCKLES ]
1928
01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:35,344
MAKE IT SNOW!
1929
01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:38,614
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1930
01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:40,283
-[CHUCKLES] ALL RIGHT.
1931
01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:43,552
-THIS IS ONE BADASS CHRISTMAS!
1932
01:23:43,586 --> 01:23:45,788
-TIM, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
1933
01:23:45,821 --> 01:23:47,590
-* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1934
01:23:47,623 --> 01:23:50,093
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1935
01:23:50,126 --> 01:23:52,295
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1936
01:23:52,328 --> 01:23:54,397
* AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
1937
01:23:54,430 --> 01:23:57,366
* GOOD TIDINGS TO YOU
1938
01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:58,567
-MEGA HUG.
1939
01:23:58,601 --> 01:24:00,103
-* TO YOU AND YOUR KIN
1940
01:24:00,136 --> 01:24:02,105
* GOOD TIDINGS FOR CHRISTMAS
1941
01:24:02,138 --> 01:24:04,607
* AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
1942
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:08,411
-WELL...
I THINK THAT PRETTY WELL.
1943
01:24:08,444 --> 01:24:10,446
-SHE'S A CHANGED PERSON!
1944
01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:12,415
-AW, SHE'LL BLOW IT.
1945
01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:15,284
BUT TODAY SHE'S HAVING
A GOOD ONE.
1946
01:24:15,318 --> 01:24:17,120
[ COUGHING ]
1947
01:24:17,153 --> 01:24:19,388
-* WE WON'T GO
UNTIL WE GET SOME *
1948
01:24:19,422 --> 01:24:21,257
-ONLY ONE FOR YOU.
1949
01:24:21,290 --> 01:24:24,093
-[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.
1950
01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:25,261
-AHH!
1951
01:24:25,294 --> 01:24:26,862
-HEY.
1952
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:28,731
-MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1953
01:24:28,764 --> 01:24:30,266
-CHEERS. [ CHUCKLES ]
1954
01:24:30,299 --> 01:24:31,467
-SALUD.
1955
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,269
-MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1956
01:24:33,302 --> 01:24:36,339
-[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
1957
01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:38,107
-I LOVE CHRISTMAS.
1958
01:24:38,141 --> 01:24:39,708
-I LOVE THIS.
1959
01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:42,178
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1960
01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:45,248
-* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1961
01:24:45,281 --> 01:24:47,550
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1962
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,718
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1963
01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:52,455
* AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
1964
01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:54,590
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1965
01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:57,193
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1966
01:24:57,226 --> 01:24:59,395
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1967
01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:01,864
* AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
1968
01:25:01,897 --> 01:25:04,467
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
1969
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:13,542
* AND A HAPPY NEW YE-E-EAR
1970
01:25:13,576 --> 01:25:17,112
* YEAH! HEY, HEY!
1971
01:25:19,915 --> 01:25:22,685
[ "JINGLE BELLS" PLAYS ]
1972
01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:27,490
-JINGLE BELLS!
JINGLE BELLS!
1973
01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:29,158
JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
1974
01:25:29,192 --> 01:25:32,595
OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
1975
01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:36,332
ON A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH!
1976
01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:37,533
YEAH!
1977
01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:38,901
YEAH!
1978
01:25:38,934 --> 01:25:41,804
YEAH!
CAN I HEAR A "JINGLE BELLS"?!
1979
01:25:41,837 --> 01:25:45,274
-* DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW,
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH *
1980
01:25:45,308 --> 01:25:48,611
-* O'ER THE FIELDS WE GO,
LAUGHING ALL THE WAY *
1981
01:25:48,644 --> 01:25:51,380
-[ LAUGHS ]
1982
01:25:51,414 --> 01:25:54,183
-* JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
1983
01:25:54,217 --> 01:25:56,419
[ HUMMING WITH MOUTH FULL ]
1984
01:25:56,452 --> 01:25:59,955
-* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH *
1985
01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:01,824
-HEY!
1986
01:26:01,857 --> 01:26:05,661
-* JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE ALL THE WAY *
1987
01:26:05,694 --> 01:26:08,831
* OH, WHAT FUN [Laughing]
IT IS TO RIDE... *
1988
01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:11,434
-* JINGLE ALL THE WAY
1989
01:26:11,467 --> 01:26:13,836
-* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
1990
01:26:13,869 --> 01:26:17,506
* IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
1991
01:26:17,540 --> 01:26:19,275
-* JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
1992
01:26:19,308 --> 01:26:21,444
* JINGLE ALL THE WAY
1993
01:26:21,477 --> 01:26:24,380
* WHAT'S THE PART WHERE ROBIN
AND BATMAN SAY SOMETHING? *
1994
01:26:24,413 --> 01:26:26,915
-* BATMAN SMELLS,
ROBIN LAID AN EGG *
1995
01:26:26,949 --> 01:26:28,784
-* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH *
1996
01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:30,586
HEY!
1997
01:26:30,619 --> 01:26:35,624
-* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE... *
1998
01:26:37,826 --> 01:26:44,533
-* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH *
1999
01:26:44,567 --> 01:26:46,402
-* SLEIGH!
2000
01:26:46,435 --> 01:26:51,240
* YEAH-HEY-HEY, YEAH-HEY
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