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Mom, can I go to my room?

No, we've already been over this.

No. Mom, I'm just, I'm bored.

I'm not going to leave.

I'll stay at home.

Yeah, that's right. You'll stay right here where I can see you.

This is boring, Mom. I don't want to just stay in your room while you read a

book.

Well, you brought this on yourself.

i didn't even get in trouble like technically alex the police were at our

house yeah but i didn't get arrested thank god

and next time you might they were very lenient with you guys it was just weed

mom like it shouldn't even it's not even like a big deal you're gonna get

expelled from school

I need to make sure you are right here doing exactly what you're supposed to

be. I'm not letting you out of my sight.

I said I'm sorry.

I'm not going to get in trouble.

I'm not going to do that again.

No, you're not. That's right.

Oh, my God.

Can I have my phone back?

No.

Like, I understand being grounded, but, like, just, like, I'm not allowed to use

my phone or anything?

That is correct.

What am I supposed to... I'm just supposed to just... I'm just supposed to

lay here.

Read a book. Take a nap.

Go to sleep.

It's not even nighttime yet.

Oh, wow.

Can I just...

Can I just use my computer in my room for like 10 minutes?

No.

Alex. I'm not going to sneak out of the house. I swear to God.

We've already been over this. That's right. You're not.

You're staying right where I can see you.

I'm not joking around with you, mister. This is serious.

Can my girlfriend come over?

Are you out of your mind?

That little girl gets you in so much trouble you wouldn't be in half this if

she went around You wouldn't be in this position. I'm telling you what she is a

bad influence Just

go to sleep,

okay, that's a good idea. Why don't you do that?

It's hard to concentrate on it.

With you whining the whole time.

Not whining.

No?

I don't like this blanket.

Can you find anything else to complain about?

Yes.

Go to sleep.

Why are the covers bouncing?

They're not.

I'm just trying to get comfortable.

Are you doing what I think you're doing?

No.

Oh, my God.

I'm not doing anything.

No. I'm being held prisoner in your room. That's what I'm doing.

Alex. What?

I'm horny.

What was I supposed to do?

What are you looking at, Alex? Nothing.

Are you looking at my boobs?

No.

You are.

Mom, what am I supposed to do? I don't have my phone.

Do you want me to look at my computer? I'm just... Sorry.

Can't you just go in the bathroom?

I don't want to go in the bathroom.

Why? That's where everybody does it.

No, I've never done that. That's weird.

What? Sorry. Can you stop?

Okay.

Can I just finish?

Okay, fine. I'm just gonna read my book and pretend... Just... I'm just gonna

read my book.

I'll be done soon, Mom. I'm sorry.

What? I'll finish soon, okay?

Mom, what are you doing?

This is...

Are you touching yourself too?

Why are you mad at me for doing this? Your dad's been away for, what, like

five days now?

Yeah.

Mom, did you hear the morning looking at my penis?

No.

Okay.

Maybe a little.

I don't want something to happen that shouldn't.

Just... Okay.

I mean, I'm...

Looking at

it like that makes me think of... What?

But that can't happen, so let me just help you.

Let me just like this.

Okay?

Okay.

You can finish this way, okay?

I don't want anything bad to happen.

Okay.

It's okay, I just squeezed it.