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Babe, I really don't get why you're so nervous.

I know, I know. You've met people's parents before. Clearly. You're 23.

But it's just my parents are a little... A little what? A little weird?

Well, yeah.

Don't get too crazy. You know what? I think I can handle weird bullshit.

You're so adorable.

Yeah. So hot.

Well, you know what? I think you're the one.

Hi!

Hi! It's so good to see you.

What are you doing?

You promised.

You knew Katie was coming over today.

Oh, she...

You are quite lovely, aren't you, Katie? Yeah, thanks.

Nice to meet you.

Yes, yes.

Beautiful. Katie.

Brian.

She's so lovely.

Don't be shy. Come on in, guys. Come on. Of course.

Close the door.

Okay.

Dad, can you put some clothes on, please?

What the hell?

Oh, well, we're having a family photo shoot today.

We're really excited about this. We've been waiting to do this a long time.

We have.

Well, to be honest, I didn't know this was going to be a nude shoot.

Oh, well, you know, after 30 years of marriage, we just kind of want to spice

some things up a little bit.

Well, make yourselves comfortable, I suppose.

And, uh,

Samantha, if you could just lift your leg.

I'm not done.

That was great.

Blair, Katie, why don't you hop in on one?

Me?

Come on. I mean, yeah, sure.

Why? Come on. It'll make for a great story. Who cares?

But this isn't a story, Katie. This is my life.

Every single girlfriend I bring home to them leaves me for this. They're shit.

Every single girlfriend?

Why are you even bringing up your girlfriends?

What the fuck?

Okay, well, I'm staying.

So, you can leave.

Bye.

So, where do you guys want me?

Well, wherever you feel comfortable.

Okay.

In the middle, yes? Right here.

Okay.

It's so pretty.

Thank you.

Can we get you to blend in a little better? Can we do the straps on the

shoulders now?

Um, I mean, they don't really come down.

I mean, does it come off over the top then? Is that easier?

Yeah, it could, but I don't really have anything under.

That's okay.

Look. Well, I guess if I'll be a part of the family, why not?

Let us help you.

Gotta start somewhere.

Okay.

All right, well... It feels better. It's kind of hot.

Yeah, it's definitely very hot.

You guys are great.

Yeah, hold it there.

Nice Like you behind her and I'm laying back

And up on your knees.

Oh.

Okay. And come down this way.

Towards your boobs?

Kind of.

Yes. Oh.

Yes. Right here? Right. That's amazing.

Okay. Should I smile?

Yes. Smile for the camera. Cheese.

That's it. Hold it there, guys.

Yeah, you're great.

Now let's do...

A double blow job.

Exactly. Were you thinking that?

Right,

let's try that.

Double blow job? No, it's just for the picture. Oh, right. The positioning.

Correct. Okay, cool. So, I'm just going to use this.

And say cheese.

That's it, guys. All of that?

Great. Yeah, this one's going to make the great Christmas card.

Do you want some too?

Yeah.

There you go, yes.

Such a

nice coffee.

There you go. That's so good.

One second.

Oh,

yeah.

I like how much you take it.

I'm so distracted.

I want you to give her all that attention.

So this is how you guys did that position.

You wanted to give me practice.

What are you talking about?

Why don't you talk to me?

Here,

let's take these off. I think it'll look better for the shoot.

Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah, that way we all match.

That's my girl. Yeah, take that big dig.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

Bounce back on it.

It's okay. Just bounce back on it. There you go.

Yes, sis.

Cheers.

Oh.

I think you'll be able to see the pictures later, honey. Yeah, do you want

it? Should we pose?

Oh, yes.

Get in there. Yes.

Yes. Oh, yes.

That's so good.

Two hands pulling you apart.

Should I take the camera? Yeah, I think so.

Yeah,

I want you to hop on top of mine.

You want me to face you with the camera?

I'm glad. I plan to.

Should we smile?

Wait, wait, wait.

That's so good, honey.

God, that feels so good.

God you guys are so fucking hot.

Everyone smile Are those photos coming up?

It's so good.

You can't talk.

I'm with you right now.

I'm almost in a normal.

You're going to have to teach me one day.

Baby, did you hear that?

It seems like there's going to be a natal date.

Oh yeah that feels so good baby.

There we go.

There

we

go.

It's so funny.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

I want you to get her doggy face in the light.

I want you to get on top of her.

We're getting acrobatic. Is this going to look good, do you think?

Yeah, okay.

Up there.

That's what I've always wanted to see.

Um...

Don't forget to smile for the camera.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

You guys are the best photos.

Oh, honey, you're the best.

Should we get a photo of this as well? Yes. Oh, yes, my camera.

Plant.

Thanks, guys.

Sorry.

Every fucking time.

Aw, look at that one.

This one by far is my favorite.

Wanna know what?

This one's definitely my favorite too.