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Mom, I'm bored.

Let's take a trip.

Oh, Bernard, stop complaining. Stop calling me that.

Well, stop complaining. Who cares?

Let's take a trip. Look, next week I'm going to London.

Okay, but London's getting a little boring.

And every time we go, we have a lot of fun. We haven't been there for a while,

and we can always jet-stack off to anywhere in Europe.

Okay, fine.

Now...

Besides, my life here is great.

That's true.

I do enjoy your company.

And I do like sharing with you.

I mean, who better to share, you know, a good old bit of entertainment than with

your daughter?

True.

Anyway. Oh, look at this. Oh.

How's this going?

You've actually missed spots.

Darling,

get that under control. Like, seriously.

How is any... A man is meant to go there and deal to that?

I mean, this will not do.

This will not do.

Oh, my goodness.

Prickles everywhere.

Al, he'd get cockroach or something like that.

He's going to eat it. He'd be like... all rational no no no that's not food no

really like look look at mine check that out touch it feel it stroke it look

imagine you're a man oh yes okay that is good isn't it beautiful yeah you

feel it properly very good isn't it not a single prickle no

rush complete and thorough enjoyment for everyone mom i'm still bored

High board.

Anyway, look, what can we do?

A barbecue.

A barbecue.

Good old Aussie barbecue.

We need some mayonnaise in the house.

Yes, we do.

Look, I saw online the other day this young hottie.

Oh, he was so hot.

I screenshotted his page because I had a feeling that we might give you what you

want. I always find something to do or someone to do.

Here we go.

Mike. Check it out, Mike.

Isn't he delicious?

Is he available today?

Now? Look,

anyone's available now for the right price.

It doesn't matter whether they're busy or not. All I have to do is wave what

I've got in front of them and come running.

Thank you, Mum. He'll be free.

Do you want him? Yes.

Should Mummy get him for you?

Yes, please. Get him for us? Yeah. Want to share with Mummy?

Okay.

I'd better stop on that.

Better not drink too much, otherwise I'll be a messy bitch. We don't need

that tonight.

Why are we standing our attention, Mom?

Look, I've decided that we're going to do something different for a change.

I think that it's really good to have a little reality check sometimes.

And instead of us always being in control, somebody else needs to put us

in our place.

It's kind of like teaching us a lesson for being such assholes all the time. I

mean, sure, we love our life, but look at how many drinks you throw in people's

faces.

It can be funny, but we shouldn't really laugh about it.

We need to bring ourselves down a peg just to appreciate what we have.

So I thought somebody could come in and teach us a lesson for being such

bitches, really.

You know, boss us around, tell us what to do, make us be the scumbag

bootlickers.

So, yeah, it's called time to harden the fuck up and experience something new in

life.

Oh, you've had a sexual experience.

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

How are you ladies doing?

Very good, thank you.

Did I... Did I say anything wrong?

Be quiet, will you?

I've heard that both of you have been banned recently.

And I'm here to fix that.

We have on exactly what I asked for. Nice.

So both of you have been bad, huh?

Why are you smiling for? Did I say you could smile?

Turn that off.

What did I say? Don't smile.

Take that smile off your face right now.

Good.

Mom's up first.

Just sitting on a chair?

Yes.

That's it. Get all the way down on it. There you go. You can do it. Just like

that.

Why don't you want to take that?

Yeah. Here we go. Just like that.

Because you're next.

Alright, good to go.

I see you've been going about it all day, and I just want you to get a hold

of yourself.

And I want you to make sure you don't do it again.

I'm so surprised to be released.

I think this should be my link.

Now this is where your punishment comes in.

Stand up.

Walk.

Alright ladies, get on your knees.

Make sure that shoes nice and shiny.

Kiss each other.

I don't see mother doing a kiss. Yeah, just like that.

Glad you crossed your butts from here.

Kiss each other now.

I'm going to kiss that football piece of his tongue.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes

She's never eaten pussy before? No. I think it's her turn to get pussy.

I think it's her turn to get pussy.

Yeah, oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes, like that.

Yes.

Oh, my God, that's pretty hurt.

Huh?

You feel that swelling up? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Oh, she might get a legit one out of me.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Yeah.

That's it.

Uh huh.

Oh my god. My hips are swelling.

Oh fuck.

Yeah, it's really good

Oh.

Oh, you're looking great today.

Yeah.

Oh wow.

oh yeah

I don't want to do it.

Oh, please.

Can't be punished enough, do you know?

Better than that, huh?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.