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Hi. This TV looked uneven.

I didn't want it to fall on someone.

Have you been here the whole time?

No. No. It just all looked weird.

So I didn't even notice you there. I didn't notice you. No. I didn't notice

anything you were doing.

Oh, I see.

Yeah. Yeah.

Where's Susan?

Where is everyone? I thought, you know, it was a whole sleepover party. Yeah. It

was. I don't know.

Susie's been different since I came back from college.

I don't know if you've noticed, but your daughter's become a little bit of a

sloor.

Oh.

What?

My daughter?

Yeah, your daughter, Susie. She fucked my boyfriend while I was away at school.

So. I am so sorry.

Yeah, I found out tonight. I didn't really.

I feel like going out with her.

Hmm.

Understandable. Yeah. That's horrible.

I'm so sorry. You're such a good girl.

And yeah.

God, you think you raise them right. And then they're sworn around.

Yeah.

Boyfriends. Taking friends.

Stuff happens.

Yeah. Yeah. Stuff happens.

Going on down here.

Just going to go get a frappuccino at the barista place down the

block. But I saw the TV and I was like, I should fix this TV. I don't want it to

fall on anyone and hurt your precious stuff.

Are you sure that's what you were doing while I was dancing in my underwear in

your bathroom?

Brushing your teeth.

Oh. You noticed.

Yeah.

I did notice.

I did notice.

Yeah. I noticed something.

I mean, I feel like I'm also noticing something.

This is weird because I haven't seen you in so long. I

used to bring you all to soccer.

I think it's weirder that your daughter fucked my boyfriend, to be honest. I

wasn't going to bring that up again, but the fact you did, it is weird. It's so

weird that she did that.

Yeah. I feel like you need to take responsibility for your daughter's

actions, just to be honest. You're right. I'm going to give her a talk. No

slurs in my house. I don't think you need to talk to her.

I think you need to make it up to me.

Hmm.

How so?

Well, I mean, there's a start.

It's the magnetic hat.

It's one of those special hats.

I can definitely feel some attraction.

Oh, man.

God, you're so adult now.

You've grown so much. Yeah, I'm 19.

That's a great age to... All of it, yeah.

All of the things. I think the TV's okay. Yeah, you know, I agree. The TV's

really secure now. I feel so many things right

now. And I feel like I want... to help you,

but I don't know how.

I definitely feel like I know how you can help me.

What do you think?

Um, if you are okay with this,

and I want to... I kind of think you owe me for your floor of a daughter.

That's right.

So if she can fuck my boyfriend, I don't think there's a problem with me fucking

her dad. Do you?

Just give me just a few seconds to think.

Oh, my God. It's like door number one. Oh, my God.

You know, I thought about it, and I think you're right. I think you're

right. I think college has been really enlightening. I've been learning a lot.

Have you now? Yeah.

Yeah, it's expensive.

And they're gone for like more than 10 minutes,

right? Okay.

They're not coming back, right?

Doesn't matter.

I mean, at least for like 32 minutes, right?

So, Mr.

Pistol? Yes?

What's under the hat?

I'm just hoping for that.

I was hoping you'd say that.

Oh, you are sure about this? Oh, I'm super sure about this.

Are you sure about this, Mr. Hustle? I

am sure, and I'm also just... I just don't want to ruin anything for

all...

I mean, Susie ruined plenty when she fucked my boyfriend, so honestly,

I don't mind too much.

This feels uncomfortable.

Do you want to take this off? Yeah.

I mean, you're wearing your home.

That's right.

Yes, yes, yes.

You got so much better.

Your imagination is so much more than mine.

That my, uh, daughter has brought upon you and your family.

Yeah. I mean, if this doesn't make up for it next time, well...

To

make sure, right?

To make sure you're healed.

Well... Your heart is healed.

Sure.

Do you want a latte?

I will get you a latte and I'll be right back. Okay.

Uh, yeah.

I'll just be, uh, brushing my teeth.

Okay.

Do you want 2% or whole milk or oat milk? What do you, what would you like?

Almond? I don't really think it matters. I'll surprise you.

Okay. Yeah, thank you.

Okay. Go on.

You don't want to forget my hat.

Yeah. Alright.

Fine.