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Oh, Magnus!

I think I'm gonna throw up!

This is ridiculous!

Hold on, I've lost lateral control!

Oh!

Okay,

this is really not going well!

Oh, no!

I left, I can't get in the altitude!

It's not the altitude!

I'm already doing this!

What the hell is roaming?

Magnus?

Magnus, pull up. I can't.

Pull up now.

Stop it.

No, this is going to be nasty.

Just, just, come on, just, just say it with me once.

Reykjavik. I love that word. Yes, you've told me a dozen times. But I'm talking

vodka, good food, fresh-faced women with names like Good Man's Daughter.

Stimulating conversation under intricate ice sculptures.

Will, I've already told you, you can't go to the conference.

Why? Some things have come up.

Things? What things?

Well, for starters...

Our sensors have picked up a very rare abnormal in the Gulf of Mexico.

And?

Mutated vampirotuthis infernalis, a vampire squid.

Incredibly shy. I've only ever encountered one once before, 60-odd

years ago in French Polynesia. Okay, so a shy vampire.

There's a first.

Actually, the name is misleading.

They're amazingly intelligent and very docile.

It's believed that they're called vampire not because of a violent

predilection, but more because of their superior intellect.

You know, this is fascinating. It really is. The beacon is coming from an

abandoned oil rig off the Louisiana coast. Okay, so one of our retrieval

teams will pick it up, bring it back, boom.

They're all in mission mode right now.

I'd rather not interrupt them for something as simple as this.

We will charter a helicopter in New Orleans and fly out there.

Hey, take Kate.

Kate can't dive. I need you. Ugh.

Okay. Okay, so I'll miss the opening reception, but I'll still be there to

give my presentation. Fine, I'll go.

Actually, no.

I need you here for the next few days.

Why?

I have a meeting in Berlin with my UN Security Council liaison.

Very time-sensitive.

Henry? He's in Tasmania surfing.

The big guy? Is with him. Kate!

He's not ready for an extended period of being in charge. No, no, no, no.

No, because I told you about this trip months ago, okay? I'm a guest speaker.

They're giving me a nice hotel room. I'm touring fjords. It's always next year.

Which is next year.

I'm sorry, Will.

This is not a request.

You all right?

I don't know.

My door kind of gave way when we, uh, you know, stopped.

What about you?

You know, any landing you can swim away from.

What is it with you and flying, anyway?

Two crashes in 158 years.

It's not bad.

They only invented flying 110 years ago, so...

Oh, great.

We left our air tanks and half our scuba gear.

Our friend as well.

Is he still around here?

I'm sure it's long gone.

And this borewell leads to open water.

Well, another rare abnormal stays rare.

Dammit, we had him.

Never seen something so big fit into such a small container.

Cephalopod.

Thankfully a very passive one at that.

This one doesn't seem too pleased that we captured it.

It's much safer with us, believe me.

These creatures are so passive.

They're often killed by other species very early in their life cycle.

Oh, well.

Welcome to your new home, squidly.

We will not be calling it that.

Well, there are far more inappropriate nicknames I could give it. I'm sure

there are.

Yeah, they're still tight.

For what?

A red-eye from New Orleans connecting through Halifax, landing in the lovely

city of Reykjavik, capital of Iceland.

Come on, Magnus.

I mean, I know Kate is not your first choice, but can't you just hold the fort

down for a couple days? I mean, I'm not going to be gone that long.

I'm sure she can, Will.

See, that's the Magnus I know and love.

But the answer is still no.

Prep it for flight, please.

Mayday! Mayday!

Mayday!

The radio's broken, or there's far too much concrete and steel in here for us

to get a transmission out.

Meaning nobody can pick up the chopper's transponder signal either.

How deep do you think this goes?

Seventy feet, maybe more.

Without scuba gear. Much too far for us to try to dive to the bottom.

Okay, here's what I think.

Once we don't check in for a while, those lovely people we rented the

chopper from will come looking for us, right? I mean, isn't that how it's

supposed to work?

And if they follow the bogus flight plan that I filed, they'll be looking for us

200 miles west of here.

It's how we keep our work private, Will.

Well, then, according to the mission plan, we're due back tomorrow night.

Once we don't show up, Kate's got to get suspicious. She'll just probably...

Right. Right. You're right.

We're totally screwed.

i'm sorry about your trip to greenland iceland it's it's iceland i'm sorry your

trip to iceland was scuttled obviously we have a far more important problem on

our hands yeah we always do what's

that supposed to mean what does it mean it means whatever you want

Whoa.

It's all right.

We just shifted position.

You think it'll hold?

The crash didn't bring it down. I doubt we can.

Oh, I know.

The deposit you gave the rental company's history.

You know, Magnus, maybe everything you heard about this creature is wrong.

Maybe they're not as docile as you think.

Nonsense. We captured it easily enough.

Offered no resistance.

Well, something freaked it out.

Flying or the vibrations from the rotors, different altitude.

No. This container was specifically designed to mimic its preferred

atmosphere. Should have been fine.

How did it go from happy-go-lucky cephalopod to air-rage squid in a matter

of a minute?

I don't know.

You know, I should be learning Icelandic phrases right now.

Discussing psychoanalytic theory over cocktails.

Yes, instead you're stuck here with me.

You know what I mean.

Actually, I do.

This isn't about conferences or ice sculptures.

It's about some immature tryst with a woman you barely know.

Excuse me?

Dr. Hallstrom?

Should I say Sigrid, your internet chat friend? Internet chat friend?

She happens to be the foremost authority on deviant psychology in Scandinavia.

Thank you very much. There's such an attractive element in a woman. She has a

PhD. Really, Will, it's about priorities.

Like priorities?

What is this, an employee training seminar? Why did you want me to stay

anyway, other than to ruin my fun?

Do not pretend that this is some giant intellectual loss.

This is about your libido. Come on, if you think that this is all about me

chasing some girl... Do not get self-righteous with me. Wait a minute.

What?

Something just swam past my leg.

What?

What would be that unhappy vampire spirit that we have in here with us?

It's miles away by now.

I'm telling you, something is in here with us.

Something just swam past my leg and it's like...

I'm miles away from all right.

You said I wouldn't break for an open water.

Shut up.

Why is it still here?

I don't know.

Why does it hate me so much?

You might have marked this as its territory.

That's wonderful news.

I've never seen such aggressive behavior in this species.

Come on.

You might want to get out of the water.

Good idea.

I'll fry you up.

A little tartar sauce.

I think those tentacles gave me a rash.

I've got an idea.

Why don't we shoot it?

I prefer not to. It's a very... Rare species of abnormal, right.

What we need to do is send it a clear message.

At least till we figure out why it's behaving this way.

Whoa, incoming!

It's really pissed now. Do not touch the water!

Hey! Do it!

Claire!

You okay?

Well, that seemed to have worked.

For now.

It'll be back and... Battery's pretty much dead.

Hey, uh... Thanks.

So what now?

Well, we can't send an SOS.

Eventually someone will notice us missing and start a search.

In the meantime, I want to know what turned this creature violent.

Come on, we should change, otherwise we'll freeze to death.

I'll change somewhere else.

Maybe, uh... Maybe it's environmental.

Something from the rig is poisoning its food supply.

Scans didn't indicate any seawater anomalies.

Fine. It's just a crazy giant squid. Honestly, Will, they are one of the most

docile creatures in the entire ocean. Okay, you've got to stop using that word

to describe it, because it is not docile.

It feeds on plankton. It lives in coral caves. It can create entire Mandelbrot

mathematical patterns on the floor of the ocean.

I have never known one to attack another life form. Really?

But what about bringing down a chopper? This one did.

Delegates from around the world are going to be there.

Plus, there's this intense discussion group on amygdala mutation.

I think it would really benefit our work.

knowledge of cutting-edge psychological theory.

Crossover and treating abnormals would be endless.

Uh, Phil, could you sit in the back, please? Just in case it needs sedation.

Brilliant.

Seems fine.

Better safe than sorry. See, creatures rarely like flying.

Fuselage is intact.

What the hell made us crash?

I remember a loud noise, and then the Scudipus went insane.

So, maybe I just really didn't like flying.

Possibly. Why it's still upset is anyone's guess.

Antenna's broken.

Means radio is definitely out.

I should have come clean to you.

About the cigarette.

I'm sorry.

What you do in your own time is your own business.

Just so long as it doesn't affect our work.

Granted, but... What's wrong with taking a little time off?

Things have been pretty hectic around here.

What's your point, Will?

Well, don't you ever want to take a break?

Not really.

Stranded. Well, we've got some flares. We could wait till night and fire them

off.

Flares only work if there's someone in the vicinity to see them.

This rig is miles from the nearest shipping lanes.

Okay, well, you must have been stranded at sea before.

Only once.

April 14th, 1912.

Really?

I wonder how they serviced the drill apparatus when it was in here.

You see right up there?

Remember the lights?

I bet you those air vents double as maintenance portals.

And the pattern continues down below.

Yeah.

How far do you think down that is?

30, 40 feet?

This double is a free dive, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

So, we take the transponder from the helicopter.

We swim down to the portal, out to the surface, and sing of our help.

Unless, of course, the Ops-Isle squid attacks us before then. Well, if it

attacks both of us, we don't stand a chance.

But, if one of us were to stay here... What, like as a distraction?

Seems to hate you more.

Yeah, it really does, doesn't it?

All right.

You're good to go.

All right.

If I make it out... Throw me down a sandwich.

And an Uzi.

Hey.

You sure you're all right?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Okay, so when you say priorities, does that include drowning?

Don't thank me.

The system purged itself.

You got lucky.

Of course.

What? Why didn't I think of this earlier?

We can salvage enough wiring.

We run an extension for the radio's internal antenna.

Right to the wall.

We can use the entire rig to boost the signal.

But isn't the battery almost dead?

We should be able to get one last transmission out.

All right.

Bring on the Hail Mary.

It's worth a shot.

Start with the adionic wiring.

We definitely don't need that anymore.

All right. And rip as much wire as you can.

Start splicing.

So you never go on vacation, huh? Travel all the time, you know that.

On missions or for research.

I'm talking about, you know, flopping down on a beach.

Good book, never-ending supply of mojitos.

I own a villa in Italy.

On Capri, near Naples.

I go there every seven years.

Seven years?

Yeah, for a long weekend.

Wow. When I take it back, you really do know how to unwind.

It's about as long as I can stand doing nothing.

British, remember?

Wait a second, let me get this straight.

You own a villa in Italy and you never told me about it?

I own a lot of things you don't know about.

Really?

What about a working helicopter?

Yeah, several.

She's nice, you know.

Cigarette.

She's friendly and...

Charming.

She's the chair of advanced psychology at Stockholm University.

She sounds lovely.

You know, ever since Clara, things have been kind of... Learnly.

Yeah. Well, goes with the territory, I'm afraid.

Yeah, but doesn't it make us all more productive if we have, you know, normal,

healthy relationships?

Not being serious, are you?

What am I talking about?

Nothing we do is normal.

I don't think the bout of occasional loneliness is too high a price to pay

for what we do.

Maybe you do.

Just should have told me about it when you recruited me.

But then you never would have taken the job.

Probably not. And you'd be miserable.

But what's your cover with Sigrid?

Breathing card salesman?

Fire insurance.

All right. Ready?

Hang on a second.

You think this will work?

Should do. I've never been stranded for too long.

So, uh, the Titanic.

I was fished out of the water by Molly Brown.

She hauled me into a life raft.

I was very lucky.

Mayday, mayday, mayday. This is A-star 350.

N-0-X-1-7-J.

Aircraft down. Requesting immediate assistance.

We are at 27 degrees north by 89 degrees west.

Two souls on board.

Mayday, mayday, mayday.

Oh, come on.

No.

Battery's gone.

You weren't kidding about the Hail Mary.

Do we have any food?

Yeah.

There's MREs in my gear bag.

Whoa.

Did you move it?

It was right there.

Maybe it got knocked into the water.

You don't think it took it, do you?

What, the squid?

After the shock we gave it, highly unlikely.

Besides, it wouldn't be remotely interested in our emergency rations.

Kind of a last resort for me, too.

What is this?

Some kind of residue the squid left behind when it attacked?

Adult vampire squid don't secrete anything remotely like this.

Well then what the hell... Quiet.

Holy crap.

Don't tell me it's another squid.

Maybe one of its young.

Explains why it gave us such a hard time when we tried to take off.

Now, we have to be extremely careful not to hurt or frighten it.

Okay.

That is definitely not a baby vampire squid.

Southern atmospheric sea scorpion.

Very rare.

Extremely dangerous.

How the hell did it get inside the chopper?

I knew I wasn't that bad at piloting.

Okay, this is really not going well!

Looks like it climbed out of the tail as we took off.

Crawled inside the exhaust louver.

Must have got trapped in the engine compartment.

That's why I lost flight control.

I thought vampire squid weren't aggressive.

That other creatures killed them off.

Yeah, ordinarily they're the victim.

Could be that the sea scorpion's one of the species that triggers its fight

response.

Both these creatures must have claimed the rig as their territory.

They'll fight to the death if we let them.

So it's a turf war.

Wonderful. Must have sensed its adversary was nearby when we loaded it

into the chopper.

But see, if the scorpion hates the squid so much, why doesn't it just jump in the

water and they can, you know, do battle?

It's a bottom-dwelling arachnid amphibian. It can't swim. The squid can.

Ah, so it needs solid ground to settle the score.

They're actually very well suited as enemies.

The sea scorpion is also more intelligent than it looks.

It's just that it's incredibly vicious.

It's the vicious part that I'm worried about, not so much the smart.

They don't lock the hatch?

How do they know how to unlock the hatch?

I told you it was intelligent.

Hold on, Will. I'm coming.

Will, you have to learn the harpoons.

What is it about me that makes these things hate me so much?

Where is it? Go to the other side. I can't see it.

Where is it coming from inside?

I guess.

Hello, beastie.

The other hatches are sealed. This should hold it for now.

I now officially hate seafood.

We have to get these two creatures as far away from us as possible.

Agreed. But how?

We drop the chopper.

Okay.

Okay, so the scorpion can't swim.

The squid won't leave until it gets the scorpion. We cut the helicopter loose,

the squid will follow it down.

How are we going to do that?

A settling torch for my diving kit.

Should we be able to cut through those wires?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second.

So, we're going to use...

A torch on top of a fuel-soaked chopper that has a sea scorpion trapped inside

so the giant vampire squid will follow it down?

Sounds like a plan.

No beaches, no mojitos, no fancy villas.

These cables are really thick.

It's going to take me forever to get through.

Just try weakening the major stress points.

Yeah.

So, the UN.

Yeah, what about it?

Well, why does the liaison want to meet with you?

Uh... He wants to talk to me about how I exposed Emma Frey as a mole in our

network.

Person?

You averted a major security breach. Couldn't you just do a teleconference?

I don't mind.

Munich's lovely this time of year.

You mean Berlin?

Right. Yes, of course, I mean Berlin.

Berlin.

Because you said Munich. Yeah, both are in Germany, Will.

Ja.

But isn't Munich where Olaf lives?

Who?

You think I don't know about you and Olaf von Ausburg?

Super rich guy. He owns the Bremen Soccer Club.

Haven't seen him in decades.

Okay.

You look me in the eye and tell me that you were going to meet the UN liaison

and not Olaf.

I appreciate the offer, Olaf, but it's not a good time right now.

It never is, Helen.

Honestly, I don't know why you keep asking.

Because... Even you need some time off once in a while.

Especially after everything you've been through.

Please.

Let me be there for you.

You need this.

He offered me a weekend away. I was considering going. I knew it!

It was a romantic getaway, wasn't it?

It's my prerogative how I spend my personal time. Oh, but when...

I try to get away, I get the speech about priorities. Double standard much?

I've been doing this a lot longer than you have, Will. Which I respect, but

just don't give me a hard time when I try to take care of myself.

Please. With Sigrid?

Yeah. You can do much better than that.

Oh, and Olaf is some prize catch. The guy looks like a Maserati salesman.

Doesn't matter anyway. I'm not going.

Why?

Magnus?

Far too many things going on.

That clears the air.

Well, I think you should have taken him up on his offer.

That thing ain't coming down anytime soon.

Not without someone stronger to cut those cables.

You know that? You're absolutely, certifiably insane.

That was pretty cool.

Cool, yeah.

It was like James Bond die-hard cool.

Better than room service in Reykjavik.

Yeah, way better.

Never let it be said that I don't know how to show someone a good time.

You got it. Believe me.

Tuesday is Ashley's birthday.

That's the real reason I wanted you to stay. I just... I didn't know how to ask

you.

Oh, Magnus. I guess it didn't help that I was

desperately trying to get away to Iceland.

It's hard, isn't it?

Find someone worth a damn.

You're kidding, right?

I mean, there's plenty of fish in the sea.

No, no, no.

You didn't just make that joke.

You didn't just make that joke right here. You laughed. No, I didn't. I was

derisively, out of pity.

Ah, laughs are laugh.

No, I was just choking on helicopter fuel.

You know, we sent up a pretty good flare just now.

I think so.

Think anybody will see it?

I don't know.

My luck.

Seriously, how are we going to get out of here?

Come on.

James Bond!

Didn't hurt.