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Hey, Casey, we're on our way out of this joint.

Hey, see you soon, Casey.

You too, John. Come on, move it. Hey,

Casey, give my love to Randy.

Yeah, give him love to Eddie while you're at it. Tell him it's on me. Take

pictures, will ya? Oh, we forgot what it looks like.

Yeah, they're only thinking about how to get a good buck without fucking up and

landing right back in here.

Hey, Joe, you gonna miss me?

Yeah, like the clap.

Kate, you've been on the streets since the age of 15.

The next time you pass these gates, I promise you it'll be for longer than six

months. And Joe, believe me, there's more to life than working the streets.

was a good old southern boy like this benjamina was

mama's pride and joy down in carolina

I want to get some things out of the apartment before Jerry hears I'm on the

street. Yeah, we don't want to run into him.

I said, holy bitch. Don't you fucking talk back to me.

Stay

right

there, cut.

You gave the cops your goddamn dope, didn't you?

You had to fucking give it to them, didn't you?

Goddamn bitch.

Get in the car.

Get in the fucking car.

Get in the car.

Get in the car.

Get in the fucking car.

God damn it.

Stay away from me, man.

Did you miss me, mama?

Your prison makes a bitch hot.

Look what Jerry left us under the seat.

He had to step out for a while.

Okay, see. Look what else he left us.

How much further are we going? So we're damn good and ready to stop.

Okay? Okay.

Fifteen bucks. Will that be cash or, uh, charge?

You owe me five bucks.

Would you like to take it out and trade, dear?

Shit. You got the last one.

It's my turn.

Little girl, you just follow me.

Why don't we just take a little look?

Oh, so that's what you want.

Mm-hmm.

Why didn't you say so?

Yes.

That's more like it.

Yes.

Oh, you're getting the idea, honey.

Oh, you've done this before, I'll bet.

Oh, let me help, huh? It's all right.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, go to it, honey. Go to it.

Hello in there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can't hide from Joe.

Oh, yeah. Talk sweet to it, baby.

Yeah.

Tell it what you're going to do.

Yes.

Yes.

You son of a bitch.

You ain't going to get away with this, you scum bag.

I always knew you was trash, as soon as I'd set my eyes on you.

Thank you.

What kept you?

She was a real stud.

Oh, come on, Joe. You didn't.

Joe. Did you really?

No. No, I know you didn't.

Did you?

Joe.

Boy, are we ever lucky you took that mechanics course in the joint. Yeah.

Give me a wrench, will you, Joe?

Eyes on the road, George.

Be quiet, woman. I almost hit a squirrel. I saw what you were looking

at.

You know, I wouldn't mind spending some more time around here.

A small town's supposed to be pretty French.

Who knows?

Maybe we can meet a couple of nice guys.

Oh, shit.

Hello, ladies.

Something wrong, officer?

Well, uh, just could be. You ladies want to step outside here and have a little

conversation?

You girls got business around here?

Well, not yet, but we were hoping on checking it out.

Yeah, we just love it here.

In fact, we were just talking. Maybe finding a little place and opening up a

business.

Yeah, well, we don't really want your kind of business. I don't think you

understand. No, no, no. I don't think you understand, little lady. What we got

here is a nice, quiet little town.

Everybody generally minds their own business.

And we don't want no trouble from nobody.

Well, that sounds great. You're missing the point, Joe. So why don't you ladies

just get in your car, take a little drive, and enjoy the scenery, you know,

on your way out of town, okay?

Yes, officer. Okay.

We gotta get some civilian clothes.

I don't know why I let you talk me into this, Jo.

This isn't a marina.

It's a garbage dump on a riverbank.

But the rent's cheap.

Come on, Casey, you can fix boat engines and I'll open a snack bar. I don't know.

I think that sheriff meant business.

Yeah, but all he said is he didn't want us in the town.

If we stay clean, he won't bother us. Here's hoping.

There's a real estate guy with a key.

Jesus. And I thought prison was bad.

Yeah. Oh, I think they're kind of cute.

This place is a mess.

What'd the maid do, take a year off?

Come on.

It's not that bad.

It's not?

I'm gonna go take a look upstairs.

Okay.

Casey!

You all right?

It's all right. It's nothing.

Oh, shit.

Look, I'm going to take a look outside, okay?

Sure.

Hey.

All right.

Hey, Joe, you're never going to believe what I found down here.

What? It's a boat. Look, it's right underneath you.

Oh, yeah. Come on.

What's going on?

Come on. Jay?

What are you doing here?

Stop it!

Yeah, Mom, come on.

Come on, yeah. Yeah, like that.

Well...

Now, hey, little girl.

Why don't you just, uh, get yourself a brew here and, uh, you're going to

party.

What is going on here?

Not much.

But things are sure starting to pick up.

How'd you like to meet a little friend of mine?

I wouldn't. I just want you and your friends to get out of here. We're trying

to sleep upstairs.

This is my place.

Now, wait a minute here.

Your place.

I mean, we've been hanging around here for years.

Yeah.

Well,

you gotta go now, because you're trespassing.

Trespassing?

Well,

you got a deed of sale, miss.

What do we have here?

Hey, guys, give it to me, and I'll give her a test drive and see how her motor

holds up on a real hard road.

I swear I'll ram her. I'll ram her.

Let's just enjoy it.

You gotta learn how to appreciate us.

Maybe I didn't make myself clear. Get your hands off me!

Ooh, uppity bitch. Yeah, well, now she's gonna be an upside-down bitch.

Why don't you just come on over here and I'll show you where to shove that gun.

You fellas through having fun?

No. Put her down on the dock.

Real careful.

Because you're beginning to piss me off.

Holy shit.

You want to take a chance on the next shot, creeps?

You all right? Yeah, thank you.

Look, I'll hold these jokers here. You go get the sheriff.

May I help you, ma'am?

I told you I didn't think this was the town for you.

Hell, the boys here, they think of this old marina as their own private club,

you know?

The way they see it, you're the ones that's trespassing.

You get my meaning?

You gotta be kidding.

No. No, hell, I ain't kidding.

That gun can get you up to your knees.

No, make that up to your pretty tits in hot water.

You know, I generally let people keep firearms around here to protect their

loved ones, you know, or their property.

But you wander off this marina with it in your mind.

Come on, boys.

Let the girls get their beauty sleep Maybe

we

should buy a place in the country Maybe we'll even meet a couple of cute guys.

You can sell a couple of your cute sandwiches Bullshit

Mama.

She pulled a gun on me, Mama.

You want me to do something bad to her, Mama?

Somebody order some used lumber?

Just unload it and get the hell out of here.

You're not exactly the neighborly type now, are you?

Well, we saw how neighborly you were last night.

Yep. It was some good time.

Maybe we ought to do it again sometime.

Look, just go about your business, asshole.

Think you mispronounced the name.

It's Bud.

Yeah?

Well, uh, listen.

Asshole. I don't want to see you on my property anymore.

Well, now, appears to me this place could take a heap of fixing up.

Looks like you girls could sure use a man around the house.

We're fine, thanks.

Well, you get lonely around here at night.

I'm just down the road a piece.

leeches. If you pick them off in their head, stay in there, you'll die.

What do we do then, genius?

Well, I once saw this movie on the late show.

I don't give a shit what you saw in the movies. Just please get these off of me.

No, no, it's important.

It was the African queen.

It was Humphrey Bogart, and he got all these yucky leeches all over him, just

like those.

And Catherine Hepburn was in love with him. Anyway, she took a cigarette, lit

it, and burned them.

But, you know, I don't smoke.

Well, I do.

Go get my cigarettes.

Okay.

Anyway, Catherine Hepburn.

She didn't love him.

Well, she didn't think she did. Anyway.

Anyway, he was drunk and now a riverboat captain.

You know?

You know what she did? She took his booze and poured it all over the river.

Which really... You really made him mad.

Don't you think that's funny?

You want me to help you?

Here. Here, look.

Joe.

Shut up.

Hi, that sure was pretty.

You live around here?

Right here.

So, um, what's your name?

Luke. I'm Jo.

Since I'm already wet, I was thinking of having a swim.

You know a good place?

Well, well, actually, I can't swim.

You don't know how to swim?

Then you live on a houseboat?

You're nuts.

I guess so.

Well, I gotta go.

See ya.

Bye.

You've been cleaning like crazy and this dump still looks like it.

I'll cut it out, Casey. You make it look better. I guess I'm just not used to

this kind of hard labor.

Don't they ever quit?

I've had about all I'm going to take of being hassled. Um, Casey, it's all

right. No hassle. I just stopped by to invite you to a great dinner.

So what do you do around here?

Oh, I just cruise down the river and take care of my plants.

They're beautiful.

What's this one? That?

Well...

It's a ficus benjamina.

Very special to me.

It's what got me into plants in the first place. I grew it from a cutting

about five years ago.

Here, why don't you try one of these for yourself?

Sure. You'll find them better company than most people, let me tell you.

Yeah, better than those lowlights that live around here.

Mmm, I agree.

Um... Um,

next dinner's on me.

If you bring the fish.

Okay.

Hey, drop the stern line on your way out, will you?

Thanks a lot.

Good night.

Wasn't that a good dinner?

Isn't he terrific? Will you quit babbling?

All right.

Not very smart to leave your doors unlocked.

What are you doing snooping around here?

I'm just doing my job.

You know, I like a quiet town.

I keep it that way by keeping an eye on troublemakers.

Good night, ladies.

Yeah, baby, you're coming along real fine.

Real nice.

Howdy, neighbor.

We're here to collect the rent.

You're traveling on our river, boy.

Okay. Why don't you guys just back off?

Aw, little Lukey here wants us to back off.

Look, I don't want any trouble.

Why you hanging around with those cunts, huh?

Well, lookie here.

Fuck is Benjamina?

This one's always been very special. Sit back.

Stop it.

There's no point in destroying it.

Yes, there is, Lukey.

I want to hear how big a splash your Benjafuckamini makes.

My ass just stopped.

Oh, lookie here.

Lookie wants to hold hands.

Isn't that cute?

Get him the fuck off me!

You were real lucky that time, Lookie.

Lucky Luke.

I like that one.

Yeah.

You really attached to your plants, ain't you, Lukey?

Well, I think it's high time that your plants

became attached to you.

Bombs away.

Now get off my

boat.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

This is a gold mine for prints.

We got company.

What the hell do you want now?

Are you deaf as well as dumb?

Your friends are jerking off if you think that you're gonna scare us into

leaving. This was left over from a construction job I was working on.

I thought you could use it.

Well, thanks.

You're welcome.

Joe! Oh, where is he?

Luke? I didn't see him. I guess he's a shy type.

Isn't that sweet of him?

Hungry? I was just about to fix something to eat.

I brought you fish.

We cooked a little too much.

So, here, that's for you.

Joe, is that you?

You're a slippery little bitch.

But now Junior's gonna fuck your brains out.

Come on, Sally, yeah!

Oh,

yeah, yeah, get that little tight ass.

Yeah, come on, let me hold those cheeks. Rub them up real nice.

Labor robot!

Get out of here! Fuck off! She likes it.

You had no call to do that.

I'm gonna get you.

I think she'll be all right. You're not hurt. Yeah, we'll take her home.

You better watch your fucking back from now on.

Asshole at your service, man.

Thanks a lot, bud.

Any old time.

I was thinking about asking the boss lady for a little advance on my salary.

Well, what do you think?

I don't think you'll catch anything up there.

It's a decorator item, you idiot.

It's really very nice.

Will you quit being polite? You're making me sick.

What do you think, bud?

I don't want to get involved.

I'm glad you all like it, because it's staying.

We should be able to

open in about a week or so. What do you think?

Well, as long as those creeps out there don't scare all our business away.

Where'd you learn how to do that?

Richard Widmark.

The frogman, of course.

He and his guys were underwater while the Japs were throwing hand grenades at

them and blowing their eardrums out.

They hurt me, Mama.

I was just having some fun and they hurt me.

Well, I ain't gonna be nice to them anymore, Mama.

Just you wait and see.

Just you ain't seen.

Mommy, the place looks great!

Doesn't look like a dump anymore, does it, Casey?

Admit it. You're right, kiddo. It does look great.

Come on.

Let's get in that water and cool off.

Poor kid, she's really messed up.

Hey.

Give it a rest.

The dirt will still be here tomorrow.

You know, I really think it would help if you talked about it.

I feel ashamed.

What do you have to be ashamed of?

You raped me.

You made me do it again.

I can't stand it. Listen,

nobody's going to make you do anything you don't want to do, okay?

Come on, you stay in here with us.

You'll be fine.

Shh!

Just a dog I'm

starved.

Where's my oh You guys I forgot the tools look I go back all

right

Look, there's Scruffy. Scruffy.

I've never seen anyone so crazy over a dog.

He's my best friend.

Hello, sweetie.

Having him here sure made you feel better. You and KC helped, too. I don't

know what I'd have done without you.

I wonder where Luke is.

I guess he didn't have time to clean them.

Hi, Joe.

You like my fish better than Lukey's?

Come on, Joe. Have a taste of my last one of fish.

Come on, Joe. Have a taste.

You like my fish, don't you? You like them?

little big fat juicy worm yeah down your throat oh come on

shoved right into her mama and he was crawling up her nose and in her mouth i

thought she was gonna puke i thought she was gonna puke god it was fun mama it

was fun

I'll make a nice tea for you.

I'm here to save you.

Come on in and have a beer, hero.

Sounds good to me.

Mama.

She sunk my boat, Mama.

You're right, mama. She can't do that to me.

Come on, you guys, let's dance.

It's time for us to buggy.

Come on, dear.

What the hell?

Shift gears, baby.

Up we go, handsome.

It's dance time.

I'm busy drinking.

Are we dancing?

Good night.

Say, how much you charging you, boy?

Sure hope you got your money's worth.

Is that the way you get your kicks, you pervert?

Yeah, say, by the way, how old are you anyway, little girl?

Maybe I better see some ID.

You got any on you?

This is my property.

Show me a search warrant.

Get out.

Just trying to protect the reputation of this fine, upstanding community.

Evenin', folks.

It'll be alright.

Scruffy?

Scruffy, you're making me real mad at you.

Scruffy, where are you?

You're gonna wake everybody up.

Scruffy?

Go back to bed.

Scruffy, what are you doing?

Scruffy, what do you got there?

going bud so what do you make of this probably just some runaway come through

here years ago not really a whole hell of a lot left of it is that it well

aren't you going to investigate it or at least do something well what do you want

me to do rest the whole town maybe you can start with junior don't tell me how

to do my job it's no big secret i don't want you girls in my town But until we

solve this case of the deteriorating body, you best stick around.

And, bud, I'm real disappointed in you hanging around trash like this.

Trash? What? Why didn't you say anything when the sheriff called us trash?

I gotta go to work.

Oh, so you're gonna be on his side now, right?

You know, you're always mouthing off.

That may be all right in a big city, but you don't make any friends like that

around here.

Well, screw you too!

He's a shithead.

Even his name is dumb.

Bud.

He's a real jerk.

What the hell was that?

Shit, the gun's gone. What are we gonna do without it? I'm scared.

This'll do it.

Do you mind telling me what the fuck's going on around here?

Mama, you told me I could have her, Mama.

Can I have her again, Mama?

Can I?

Those bitches just keep getting away, Mama.

I got an idea, Mama.

There's the sheriff now.

Just let me do the talking.

Say, Bill.

Yeah, what's happening, bud? Hang in there just a minute. Let me take care of

this B&E.

You just stay put, boy.

You see, you're still hanging out with these sluts. No accounting for taste.

Bill, we gotta talk.

We just found Sally's dog nailed to a door.

A dead dog?

Huh. Well, whoopee shit.

And I suppose you want me to start another investigation. Well, something's

gotta be done.

You are what passes for the law around here, aren't you?

That's right.

Keep it up. Just keep it up and I'll lock you girls up and throw away the

keys. I don't think you'll be in fair with these girls. Well, yeah, why is

that? Oh, come on, Bill. We know Junior did it.

He's been trying to scare the living hell out of these girls.

I'm tired of these girls making a shambles of my town.

First they gunned us down on the dock.

Then they went and blew up the old boy's boat.

Now they're accusing one of our own of being a dog killer.

I'm not going to take too much more of this shit.

Well, I still don't think you're being fair with these girls.

Fair? Hell, I'm just doing my job.

The boys was just trying to have a little fun.

I mean, hell, ain't nobody going to slice up a little doggie.

Because now you're gonna get it, bitch!

Your Prince Charming's here, and he's a real cut-up.

So why are you protecting Junior?

Hey, I've had just about enough of you.

I ain't protecting nobody.

But I will check on Junior, and if he's at the bottom of this... I'll run him

in. I swear.

Here, Sally.

Are you hiding from Junior?

Are you hiding from Junior, Sally?

Because you can't hide from Junior.

He always finds you.

Who's this sneaking white flesh that turns it red?

Are you ready, little slutty Sally?

Are you ready, you slut? Because Junior's coming.

Junior's coming.

Sally, I'm home to you, and you're my dinner, because I'm going to eat you.

Promise I'll be good, Sally.

Oh, I'll be so good.

Junior's all right.

Like a brother to me. He's been giving us a hard time ever since we came here.

That may be true, but that's just his way. Well, he doesn't seem to be on your

side this time.

It's just that you're different than most girls around here, that's all.

Well, he hasn't given us a chance.

Well, give him time. I think everything will work out.

Any coffee?

Oh, Sally.

Gonna go across the river tomorrow.

Got a fishing buddy of mine.

Townie Comp.

He likes to ask questions.

Feels like we've been up half the night.

We have.

It's four o'clock.

Well, why don't we go sit down, huh?

Yeah, I'm tired.

She's finally asleep.

I wish Luke were here.

But he's down river fishing until tomorrow.

What do you think, Mama, huh?

You think I oughta, Mama, huh?

You think I oughta?

You should have watched me, won't you, Mama?

You will, won't you, Mama?

I'm going to gas up the boat.

You get Sally and meet me on the dock, okay?

Okay.

I'm tired.

I can hardly walk.

Casey? Hmm?

She must have slipped out for a walk.

All right, we'll find her. No big deal.

He'll pay the rotten little fuck.

Come on.

It's too late for Sally now. We've got to try to find Bot.

I just love barbecues. Don't you?

You cocksucker!

This is for butt!

You cut me, you little bitch!

Now we're gonna have some real fun.

You like it, huh?

Don't you try to cut me!

Don't you try to cut me!

I had to torture you right now.

But first, I think I'm gonna get me some pee-pee.

That's what Bud's been getting.

Pee-pee.

That's what he called it. Prime time.

Huh?

You know what you're gonna do now, bitch?

You're gonna lick up all this blood.

Every last drop.

And then move right on up here.

You will.

You pathetic scumbag!

Yes, you will.

Or you'll burn.

You'll burn.

You will.

Am I glad to see you.

I thought you went with Luke. I changed my mind.

How's it feel, Junior?

Come on, let me out of here.

Come on, let me out of this net.

I can make a joke, but this is going too far.

I'm glad you didn't hit poor Junior again.

Oh, great, it's him. He ain't gonna be able to walk with his legs together for

a month or more as it is. Sheriff, these bitches are crazy. Get me out of here.

Somebody want to tell me what the hell is going on here?

Your local moron here just had himself a killing spree before trying to burn us

out. Oh, shit, Sheriff. I didn't kill nobody.

I was just doing what you told me to.

And that bitch showed up before I got the match to it. Oh, looks like we're

gonna have to put you away, Junior.

Huh? Huh?

Can't have you going around making up stories like that.

Someone's liable to believe them.

Oh, come on, Sheriff. Quit getting around.

You can't go around getting rid of everybody that pisses you off, either.

Hell, I'm gonna miss old Bud.

Sally, too. Hell, just because she didn't want to fuck you.

No cause to kill her. Oh, Sheriff, I didn't kill Sally. I loved her. She was

my girl.

Junior! You poor sick son of a bitch.

This house is full of your girls.

Poor innocent little runaways.

Never heard a fly.

Why did you kill him, Junior?

I didn't kill nobody.

I just fooled around with him.

You're the one that always drove me out of town.

I couldn't find the sheriff, Junior.

Look out, Lou! Hey, boy!

Lou!

You found him now.

You came by, didn't you?

Well, yeah.

See, ever since he fell in with you gals, he just got so goddamn nosy.

Bastard.

Sheriff, let me out of here.

I won't tell anybody.

I even lent you my boat.

I won't say a word.

Christ almighty, you get on my nerves, Junior.

Okay.

What now?

Well, you see, there's going to be this real unfortunate little fire.

Junior here, he's going to try to save you gals. But you see, the shame of the

whole thing is that none of you make it.

And Junior, I'm going to tell your mama that you died in the line of duty as my

deputy.

That'll make the crazy old coot right proud.

Yes, sir.

Right proud.

What's going on?

Who's there?

If that place goes up, we'll never be able to prove we didn't do it.

That must be Junior.

Come on, let's pull him in.

Oh, no!

Come on, now. We've got to go for help.

Oh, no.

Well, take Luke's boat.

Oh, KC, I'm so, so sorry.

It's over now, KC.

We'll leave this horrible place forever.

We'll get the police.

We're safe now.

My mom was dead.

You killed my mama.

You killed my mama.

You killed my mama. Oh, Casey, look at him.

Just lie quiet, Junior.

There.

Double bullshit.

You know, Casey, it's like that movie we saw in prison.

What was it?

A whole bunch of people getting killed.

And this crazy guy running around with a chainsaw.

Something Massacre, that's it.

What about it? We just lived it.

Ficus Benjamina was a good old southern boy.

Ficus Benjamina was mama's pride and joy.

Down in Carolina, in a creepy little southern town.

Always finding trouble, spreading it around.

But nobody called a boy.

He was a devil's baby.

And the whole world was his dog.

No one had a clue if he knew what he was doing.

But everywhere that you went, the storm was always brewing.