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And now, here they are, the most daredevil group of batty drivers who

ever whirl their wheels in the wacky races, competing for the title of the

world's wackiest racer.

Cars are approaching the starting line. First is the turbo terrific driven by

Peter Perfect.

Rufus Roughcutt in Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.

Maneuvering for possession is the Army Surplus Special.

Right behind is the Ant Hill Mob in their bulletproof bomb.

And there's Ingenious Inventor, Pat Pending in Mr. Burger Car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Kidstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next, we have the Vovermobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Merching along is the Creepy Coop with the Gruesome Tuzum. And right on their

tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug with Groot and...

And away they go on the way out wacky races.

the wacky racers relentlessly roll along to the finish line at Raleigh, led by

that rowdy of the racetracks, Dirty Dick Dastardly.

Yes, and by hook and crook, I intend to stay in first place and win this...

Race Rally to Raleigh!

Well, it looks like Dastardly is determined to win, so we can expect some

foul play.

Right. And for my first dirty trick, I shall make an entire race car disappear.

Use the bazooka, Muttley.

Yippee! Yippee! Yippee!

Yippee! Yippee!

Yippee! Yippee!

Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee!

Yippee!

Yippee!

Stop blubbering, blubber, and do something.

We must be surrounding.

The rest of the racers are led by Red Max, with Professor Pat Pending and the

Sly Brothers post behind.

Uh-oh, looks like trouble lies ahead.

Having recovered... from his temporary setback, Dick dastardly resumes the

lead, setting a torrid pace.

McDonald's farm?

Keep out!

What say we give those city slickerators a taste of farm life, McKay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nothing like a little floor wax to straighten out the curves.

That's a slippery trick, Dick.

Yeah, isn't it?

And here come the racers, headed for the curve in the road.

Lupus Rupcut is out of control and heading straight for a watermelon patch.

Number seven, the anthill mob, is heading for a barn.

Somebody stop this mule!

from the opposite direction.

Oh, I can't look.

I want to serve. How do you stop this perfume jewel box?

Maybe this button here.

There seems to be some confusion as to the right direction.

Red Max in car number four is running a close second to a herd of sheep.

Hurry, Muttley.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

and burnish remover Blubber's putting into the boiler.

Darnation, Blubber. I told you not to use too much of that potent stuff.

And now it's stick dastardly in the lead.

Next time, take the bus and leave the racing to us.

And as the racers near the finish line in Raleigh, it looks like the mean

machine all the way.

We're being victimized by an unscrupulous character.

Okay, you guys.

Show him the error of his way.

Right, boss.