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And now, here they are, the most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever

whirl their wheels in the wacky races, competing for the title of the world's

wackiest racer. The cars are approaching the starting line. First is the Turbo

Terrific, driven by Peter Perfect.

Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special. Right behind is the Ant

Hill Mob in their Bulletproof Bombs.

And there's ingenious inventor Pat Hendy in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next, we have the bouldermobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the creepy coop with the gruesome twosome. And right on their

tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dewbatters,

Dick Dastardly and his sidekick.

And even now they're up to some dirty trick. And they're off to a standing

start. And why not? They've been chained to a post by shifty Dick Dasterly, who

shifts into the wrong gear.

And away they go on the way out wacky races.

What's that thundering hue and cry?

It's the wacky racers passing by on their way to Tubba, Washington.

And look who's leading.

Dick Dastardly, super villain of the wacky races.

Followed by Rufus Roughcutt in the buzz wagon.

And Professor Pat Penning in the converter car.

I'll shoot an instant tree seed to slow them down.

That puts you out of the wacky race, Nick Dastardly. Oh, yeah? When I'm

through, I'll be the only one left to win this wacky race.

The Gramble Brothers have popped their way to first place.

Uh-oh, the compact pussycat seems to be having engine trouble.

Let me check that engine for you, pretty penny.

Why, thank you, Peter, but there's really no need to.

See, I'm just popping corn.

Oh, dear.

I guess I put too much corn in my engine.

Hmm.

Perhaps just a little more butter.

And as the wacky speed beat goes on, so does Dick Dastardly's villainy.

Why the bicycle pump, Dick? Why, indeed.

To blow up that giant balloon I have placed on the highway.

As the wacky races approach, Mudley here will puncture it with his pea shooter.

And kablam! The blast will blow all the cars out of the wacky race.

Here they come. Watch the fun.

Drat! A defective valve!

I'll blow it up myself!

Now!

Mudley! Quick!

Get me down!

At this point, the army surplus six is in the lead.

Hey, Sarge, the anthill mob is gaining on us.

Don't worry, Meekly. I'll push them back.

That should slow them down.

Watch out, Meekly.

Duck!

And number seven, the anthill mob takes a wide lead.

What happened, Clyde? Crazy car wash put us in a lead.

What was that?

That was the Ant Hill mob.

How will you stop them, Double Zero?

I'll think of something.

Believe me.

Okay, pull over.

Here we're doing 90 miles an hour.

So are you, officer. But I'll drop the charges. You see, I was after the

anthill mob.

The anthill mob? Yeah.

Wow. Thanks.

I'll catch them.

Jesus, boss.

The police.

Keep your cool, guys.

We'll hide out in that circus.

Where'd they go? Where are they?

They went up in that dressing room.

Thanks. I'll grab them when they come out.

Hey, just a minute.

Who are you guys?

You looking for the Antel mob?

Yeah. Well, where are the seven flying credencers?

The mob went that-a-way.

Straight up? Yeah.

Thanks. I'll catch them.

This circus needs his ringmaster.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the seven flying

credenzas.

I'm afraid of this great height. I'm not. I'm afraid of that great depth.

The first stunt is called a race for the top.

A credenza will execute a multiple somersault from the high trapeze

and try to land in that tub before I can remove it. And there

he goes.

I hope.

Hey, where are you going?

Catch me.

Ring-a-ding!

Cusses! Drat and fleas!

Their next stunt calls for the credentars to be shot out of a cannon

from the circus grounds two miles away and grab the trapeze hanging from this

helicopter!

Look, you, Motley, make with a nasty laugh!

Something, anything, anything!

Help!

Look, Sarge, it's Penny Pitstop being kidnapped by the trapeze artist.

Operation Airlift!

We made it, guys!

And the double meagre, go!

I'm late for the wacky race.

So are we, guys.

And so am I.

And now it's anybody's race as the wacky racers turn it on only one mile away

from victory.

In the lead, the Chugabug running barefoot.

The new biz crept into second place.

Followed by the converter car.

Wait, now convert to yoyo!

But here comes the double O. Dick Dastardly pours it on and passes the

other racers.

He takes the lead.

Amazing. Dick's doing it the honest way, without cheating.

Right. I'm going to win this race fair and square, even if I have to cheat to

do it. And roaring down the home stretch, it's Dick Dastardly, a sure

winner.

The Arkansas Chug-a-Mug!

Double O has yet to reach the finish line.

What happened, Dick? I stopped to give someone my autograph.

Oh, you're kidding. Who would want your autograph?

Him!