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And now, here they are.

The most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever whirl their wheels in

the wacky races.

Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer.

Cars are approaching the starting line. First is the turbo terrific driven by

Peter Perfect.

Next, Rupert Dropcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special.

Right behind is the Ant Hill Mob in their bulletproof bombs.

And there's Ingenious Inventor.

Pat Pending in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next, we have the bouldermobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the creepy coop with the gruesome Susum. And right on their

tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chugabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dewbatters,

Nick Dastardly and his sidekick, Buckley. And even now, they're up to

some dirty trick.

And they're off to a standing start. And why not?

They've been chained to a post by Shifty Dick Dasterly, who shifts into the wrong

gear. And away they go on the way out wacky races.

along to Rocky Road, Rhode Island.

The wacky racers are led by that Dracula of the drag strip.

Think dastardly.

I resent that remark.

Well, do you deny it? No, I just resent it.

Uh-oh. Looks like the Ant Hill mob and Peter Perfect are going to pass thick.

Oh, yeah? Over my dishonest buddy?

I'll keep them in their place with my road hogger.

I figured with a little persuasion, they'd be willing to drop out of the

race.

How terribly embarrassing.

All right, you guys. Pardon the expression, but we gotta hang together.

Don't worry, boss.

I got the car right here. In this car.

Meanwhile, Penelope Pitstop... The pinup of the pedal pushers has moved up the

challenge dastardly for the lead. If there's anything I can't stand, it's a

pushy female.

Here, Mudley, you know what to do.

Not you, knucklehead. Those chocolates are for Penelope.

Are those little bonbons for little old me?

How sweet of little old you.

I should have known there'd be some strings attached.

Hang on, Penelope. I'll rescue you.

Professor Pat Pending is converting his converter car to a bicycle-built

cartoon.

Thanks ever so ever for rescuing me, Professor.

My pleasure, Penelope. That's another thing I can't stand.

A goody-good do-gooder.

And so, with Bastardly Dick Bastardly still in the lead, the wacky race goes

on.

What have we here?

Big Town City Limits.

I have an idea, Muttley.

Let's show the others some sights in this big town.

Eh, Muttley?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dick plans more dastardly tricks. Let's see how the other racers are doing.

The Buzzwagon, the Army Surplus Special, and the Arkansas Chugabug are holding a

steady pace.

The Slag Brothers in their bouldermobile are trailing them.

Uh-oh. The Slag Brothers have lost a wheel.

Get no one.

Okay.

Oh, sir.

Okay, let's go.

Ah, dummy head, you make square wheel.

Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly has reached downtown Big Town and hot on his

tailpipes is the Arkansas Chugabug.

Oh, wait.

This is Baker in the county seat at Hogwaller. Lookie up yonder. That barn

is taller than the courthouse back home.

Come on, Mudley. We're going to give that hillbilly his first ride on the

subway.

Oh, this should be fun.

I think we've stumbled onto a lost mine, Blubber.

What tarnation is that?

It's a one-eyed monster.

Let's get out of here.

A one-eyed monster.

That's rich.

Here they come, Mucky.

Let's give them a better view of the city.

Much like Dick Dastardly's up to no good.

Why, that dirty Dastardly has put up a detour sign.

And the Slag Brothers fell for it. I'm of the Slag Brothers, me clay.

Right, Sarge. Oh, dear. The Army surplus special is turning.

I better turn, too.

There they go, Muttley.

I'd go myself, only I can't stand height.

And so Dignastry's dirty scheme works.

The racers are following each other higher and higher up the girders.

Can't say I haven't done my part to elevate racing to its highest level.

Right, Muttley?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We

might

as well finish the race, Muttley. Looks like the others are up in the air for

good.

Shit! Must be!

Do something!

properly introduced, I must ask you to leave.

Mudley! Do something!

Knock it off!

While the rest of the wacky racers continue a tour of the unfinished

skyscraper, Dick dastardly heads out of town, unchallenged, but not for long.

Professor Pat Penning is converting the converter car into blimp power, and is

back in the race.

And not to be outdone, the Swag Brothers use their emergency power,

pterodactyl power.

The other racers finally find their way down, and the race continues.

Chastity, we're being preempted by a blimp. Quick, Muttley, man your battle

station.

You may fire when ready, Muttley.

Huh? Remind me to take away your sharpshooter's medal.

our racers leave big town and head toward the finish line at rocky road

it's professor pet pending in the lead followed by the creepy coop and the slag

brothers but here comes dick dastardly so look out for more foul play stand by

to execute plan k9 boom boom much

Now pour the hot tamale sauce into the engine.

Better take something

for that gob.

And as we come down to the finish line, it looks like it did dastardly all the

way. But wait, he forgot his partner, Mutley.

Don't bother me, McGee. Can't you see I'm about to win a race?

Hey, what's wrong?

Oh, no!

And here comes the winner. It's number two, the Grimby Coupe. The Black

Brothers, number one, finish second. And in third place, it's number eight, the

Arkansas Chugabug.

Some low-down despicable crook stole my motor!