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And now, here they are, the most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever

whirl their wheels in the wacky races, competing for the title of the world's

wackiest racer. The cars are approaching the starting line. First is the Turbo

Terrific, driven by Peter Perfect.

Next, Rufus, Rough Cut, and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special. Right behind is the Ant

Hill Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb.

And there's Ingenious Inventor.

hat pending in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Kidstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next, we have the Bowler Mobile with the Sly Brothers, Rock and Gravel.

Lurching along is the Creepy Coop with the Gruesome Susum. And right on their

tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dew batters,

Nick Dastardly and his sidekick, Buckley.

and even now they're up to some dirty trick and they're off to a standing

start and why not they've been chained to a post by shifty dick dastardly who

shifts into the wrong gear and away they go on the way out wacky races

today the wacky racers are traveling cross country to the finish

line in noah's arkansas The NGO mob is in the lead as Red Max tries to pass,

forcing Number 7 to use their prop stopper and trap his propeller, causing

it to wind up in last place.

Meanwhile, Penelope Pitstop in Number 5, who is in second place, decides to tidy

up a bit.

Hello there, Penelope, my dear.

Yo, Peter, perfect and beautiful car number nine.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Peter, but I have all the pieces.

Perhaps you could put it back together again?

Yes, ma'am.

Jeremy's surplus vessel in second place goes into triple traction to take first

place away from the Ant Hill Bob.

And the double-double meekly.

Wow, let him go.

With GI power.

There's Dick Dastardly. But how does he expect to win the race up there?

It's very simple.

This iron ball pendulum will knock the surplus six right out of the race.

And here he comes.

Right down the alley for a strike.

Why are you cringing, Muddy?

Slag Brothers are whacking their way into third place as Professor Pat

Pending converts into an exact copy of the Slag Brothers and passes the real

number one.

And the Slag Brothers

cheer their rival, the Professor, into third place.

Dick Dastardly has gained the lead, but coming up last is the surplus special,

Double Drat.

You've got to be stopped.

Aha, that sign gives me a dastardly idea.

Danger, keep out. War games in progress.

What say we draft the army surplus six back into the service?

Hey, Sarge, look what's up ahead.

Captain Chief, it's the second buoy.

Arch! Yes, sir!

Get that tin can back into the war game, Sergeant, and be quick about it.

Yes,

sir.

That should keep them out of the wacky race for a while.

And the wacky meat goes on. The creepy poop number two won't let the Arkansas

Chugabug pass.

Get out of my way, consignor.

Flopper! Do something!

Flopper! What you trying to do?

Make a ghost out of me too?

Let's get back in the race, Muttley.

Why aren't you in the war game, soldier?

Now get back in there and be quick about it.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Play along, Mudley.

We'll wait until they leave, and then go back to the car.

Let's get out of here!

Mudley!

Boy, that was close.

Hey!

Mudley!

Thanks a lot, Mudley.

I'm sorry, Mudgee, old boy. I can't spare the bone.

I don't care how

hard you knock, Mudgee. You're not coming in.

I can't read too well, Bubba, but I think that there are signs that says,

Shortcut to Wacky Race finish line.

Let's go.

I wonder what they're celebrating with all those fireworks.

Party, isn't it?

Look, Sarge, it's the Arkansas Chugabug.

Now they're buying the bets.

Hello there, Sarge. What a celebration.

on one of them darn newfangled rides.

Sure looks like fun.

Wish I could take one of them darn rides.

What diabolical scheme are you up to now, Dastardly? It's a honey.

I take this beehive.

As muttly low as the jimpy to the highway.

When the wacky racers hit the beehive, they'll be too beezy to drive.

You get it?

Muttly!

Ouch! Ouch!

And the wacky beat goes on as the Arkansas trunk bug takes the lead.

Bubber finds himself out on a limb.

Hey, Clyde, there's a bear rug on the roof.

Well, drag it in. I'll use it in my den.

Okay, Clyde.

It's alive!

I can't use a live rug.

Throw it out.

Okay, Clyde.

Penelope Pitstop's number five is running last until a sudden updraft

fills her umbrella and carries her forward to first place.

Pull, Mickey, pull.

There. The trap is set right smack in the middle of the highway.

Oh, dastardly.

What is that?

Why, it's a giant curse snapper, of course. When a car goes through it,

curse snap.

Here comes one now.

Didn't it stop?

Kersnap, Trot, you!

Kersnap, I say!

Go, go!

On Kersnap!

On go the wacky racers! The red max is first, but where are the other racers?

Let's check our radar scope, folks, and see. Oh, what's this?

Something's wrong.

Uh, they've all stopped on their second bet.

Let's switch back and see. A drawbridge.

No wonder they all stopped.

And away they go, go, go!

I'll stop them this time, Muttley. This toy soldier has a line with a cork on

which is a lighted...

The soldier will march and fall into that hole in the road.

The cork will plug the hole, bringing the wick up to light the fuse, which

leads to the dynamite attached to the bottom of that tank, which is filled

with chocolate fudge. And when it explodes, the cars below will become

gooey chocolate fudge sundae.

Here they come.

Forward march, soldier.

Drat! The fuse went out!

I'll light it again.

There.

We're at the finish line at Noah's Arkansas.

And here they come.

are the wacky winners. The anthill bomb is second and Peter's perfect third.

But where's the aftertree?

Mightily get me out of here.

Thank you.