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And now, here they are, the most daredevil group of dacky drivers to ever

whirl their wheels in the wacky races, competing for the title of the world's

wackiest racer. The cars are approaching the starting line. First is the turbo

terrific driven by Peter Perfect.

Next, Rufus Roughcutt and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.

Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special. Right behind is the Ant

Hill Mob in their bulletproof bombs.

And there's Ingenious Inventor, hat pending in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas

pedal. Next, we have the Bowler Mobile with the Slide Brothers, rock and

gravel. Lurching along is the Creepy Coop with a gruesome twosome. And right

on their tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.

Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dew batters,

Nick Dastardly and his sidekick, Buckley.

And even now, they're up to some dirty trick, and they're off to a standing

start. And why not? They've been chained to a post by Shifty Dick Dasterly, who

shifts into the wrong gear.

And away they go on the way out wacky races.

Roaring across the river, the wacky racers are off on another wacky lap of

today's race, this time heading for Crazy Creek, Kentucky.

But wait a minute.

It looks like one of the racers is sneaking by underwater.

Oh, that could only be... It is Sneaky Dick Dastardly and Muttly the Menace.

Uh-oh. What's Dastardly up to now?

I'll eliminate this rout with my Roto-Root Router.

Look out!

Oh, well. No rout is no problem to Professor Pat Tenby. He takes to water

like a duck.

While the Slack Brothers take to water like a rock.

And sink like a lead balloon.

Well, it looks like the Slack Brothers are back in the race.

Or I should say, all the way back.

Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's getting their lumps.

Ford, the exact.

And now, the anthill mob, moving up in the wacky race.

All right, you guys.

All together.

Stroke.

Stroke.

Stroke. And here comes Penelope Victor.

Oh, dear. And I didn't bring my shower cap.

Will you gentlemen be so kind as to help a little old damsel in distress?

Ah, most certainly.

Yes, indeed.

Get going!

My,

how sweet of y'all.

And the wacky race goes on.

Whoops, except for number four.

Too bad.

Red Max has just dropped into last place.

for a drag race with a real dragon?

Meanwhile, Zig Dastry, the villain, is building up a tremendous lead.

Hey, you!

Get that big crate out of the way!

What did you say?

I said you were real great, and I meant it.

Oh, no.

Cusses! Now the other cars will catch up to us.

What have we here?

King Klung, largest gorilla in captivity.

Boy, does that start the old wheels to turning in my evil mind.

With my power over dumb animals, I'll hypnotize this gorilla and have him

delay the other races.

Not you, Muttly! The gorilla!

The gorilla!

Now go open that door and let the gorilla out.

Yes, you!

Stop chattering or the driver will hear you.

Nice gorilla.

Watch the watch.

See it swing back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

You are in my power.

I hope.

You will too, as I say.

Please. You will go back there and stop any car that comes this way.

What are you laughing at?

Meanwhile, number one, the Slag Brothers in their Rolling Stone are letting no

moss grow under them.

Creepy coop.

And here comes the creepy coop creeping up.

And the creepy coop goes into stick shift.

And it's Penelope Ticktop at number five, showing them which way to go.

But number two has a witch way of their own. The witch's hex way.

A hex on you, dearie.

A hex on you.

Looks like the hex is on you, ma'am.

Your hair is a sign.

Ain't it the truth? But since I washed it, I can't do a thing with it.

Try some of this.

It does wonders for my hair.

Now, isn't that much nicer?

Where did she go?

And with my last can of hairspray, too.

Oh, my.

Shoo, shoo. Go away.

Well, I declare.

Don't worry, Penelope. I'm coming. I'll protect you.

Unhand that girl, you monster.

Don't hurt the little old gorilla, Peter.

I'm a karate expert, you know.

What's that, George?

Now, looks like a gigantic gorilla.

Drop that girl!

Down, periscope.

Stand by the fire.

Don't hurt the little old gorilla.

Now,

be a nice gorilla and put me down.

The great red maps will bring down that big blimp.

Bye, John.

Toppy Pitstop is making fast time as she gains on the leaders.

But not fast enough.

Oh, it's y'all again.

Dear me, you look a sight.

You could be attractive with just a little makeup.

First a powder base.

Then some lipstick.

A little mascara.

And a wig to top it all.

Now, isn't that better?

And so, with sweet and innocent Penelope back in the race, and the rest of the

field not far behind, we have a contest for third place going on between car

number one and car number eight.

Now car number one is leading by a couple of feet and looking for an

opening ahead.

He's found it.

But here comes number ten, the buzz wagon, trying to trick the slack

brother's lead.

Meanwhile, villainous Dick Dastardly has built up a tremendous lead, and he looks

like a cinch to win.

And just to be sure there'll be a few slip-ups, I'll slick at them with my oil

slick.

200 yards to go, and victory is mine.

Oh, no, it's the Galloping Gorilla again.

And here come the rest of the cars down to the finish.

And the winner is car number six, the Army Surplus Special. Car number four,

the Crimson Handailer, is second. And car number ten, the Buzzwagon, is third.

Yes, master.

Watch the swinging watch.

Back and forth. Back and forth. Yes, master. I'm in your power.