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Is that you, my prince charming?

You expecting someone else?

Oh no, never.

You look amazing, baby.

But can I make one suggestion?

Sure.

I had a feeling that would be your suggestion.

Can you guess my next one?

Can you guess mine?

I want your love, I've got to have it I need your love,

I've got to feel it I want your touch, I've got to have it

I need your lust, I've got to feel it

I want your love, I've got to have it. I need

your love, I've got to feel it. I want your touch,

I've got to have it. I need your love, I've got to feel it.

Passion flows.

Heaven knows.

So let it flow.

Now watch it grow.

I want your love.

I've got to have it.

I need your love.

I've got to feel it.

Your touch, I've got to have it. I need your love.

This is Galactic Explorer 69.

My landing was successful.

Very well, 69.

For the sake of the Earthlings, I will call you Serena while you're on their

planet. As you wish, oh Supreme Mistress.

May I now learn the reason of my travels?

Very well. You must proceed to the nearest... populace. Once there, you

have 24 earth hours to engage in their sex secrets.

The knowledge that you bring back to Deltan is imperative.

Without it, our civilization will not survive another light year. I do not

understand.

Don't stop fucking for the next 24 earth hours.

Oh, I like that.

This is Serena signing off.

Whoa.

Watching us in the window.

Who are you?

I'm Serena.

I come in peace.

Is this some kind of joke?

What is a joke?

It's nothing.

I'm Mark, and this is my friend Cindy.

Your friend?

Nice outfit, by the way.

Thank you.

That was a joke.

Another joke?

Do you Earthlings do this a lot?

Yes, we do, Serena. So, where do you come from?

I come from Deltron, third planet in the first galaxy.

It is outside your solar system.

Of course it is.

So, like, what are you doing here?

I've come to learn from you Earthlings.

Okay, that's it. This chick's crazy. I'm calling 911.

Is that another joke?

Hold on. Let's just play along. It's going to be fun.

So, Serena, do you have any special powers or...

Special powers. Yeah, like, can you make yourself disappear?

Hmm. I cannot do that.

But I can do this.

Whoa!

That's unbelievable.

That's amazing.

May I begin learning now?

I don't know. May she?

Why the hell not? Sure.

Really? Yeah.

It's a woman's prerogative to change minds.

That's why I love you, babe. Mm-hmm.

kitty kitty kitty

Meow.

Come over here, my baby kitty thing.

Oh, kiss your pink patch paws.

Meow.

And rub your belly with my cheek.

Oh, my alley cat kitty.

Pussy, pussy, me new.

my baby she bang pussy pussy bang pussy

pussy bang pussy pussy bang

pussy pussy bang pussy pussy bang pussy pussy

bang pussy pussy bang pussy

pussy bang

Pussy, pussy, bag.

Oh, pussy.

Touch my pussy.

Me, me.

Oh, no.

Oh,

little pussycat tiger.

Oh, I love you, little big pussy.

Come here, my little kitty cat.

Oh.

Pussy Pussy Bang Bang

Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

Look at those big green eyes.

And that cute little turd, that pink wet nose.

Come over here, my pussy.

Meow.

Let's play a game of catnip.

Aww.

That's it.

Bounce that furball into my sweet, huggled up lips.

Come over here, my pussy, bang.

And let's...

Pussy pussy bang bang.

Pussy pussy bang bang.

Pussy pussy bang bang.

Pussy pussy bang bang.

Pussy pussy bang bang. Pussy pussy bang bang.

Pussy pussy bang bang.

Pussy pussy bang bang.

Oh, this is an emergency.

I must take this.

Serena, sorry to keep you waiting. My servants were misbehaving again, and I

had to teach them a lesson.

You're the best teacher I know, Supreme Mistress.

Too bad it doesn't result in procreation.

Oh, you're so kind.

I just called to report back.

I've engaged the Earthlings in sexual intercourse, and it seems to be quite

gratifying. In fact, it's extremely exciting.

That's good news, Serena.

And are you learning anything?

Oh, yes.

I've learned this thing called joking.

But I haven't quite figured it out yet.

Is that all you've learned?

I've also learned that the male species has something that greatly resembles our

communication devices.

Do you mean our dildometer?

Yes.

Only theirs are much larger.

Interesting. I couldn't imagine why they would need to be larger.

Until this morning, Supreme Mistress, neither could I.

Well, keep up the good work and get back to me when you've learned more.

Serena signing off.

Don't say nothing.

Boobies?

Some man calls you a sweetheart, ass butt naked, playin' a pot.

Forty men calls you a hooker, grabs a titty, wants to book her. You want all,

but not that way.

This old fart wants a BJ to play, callin' his dick a monster, okay?

Better crap shootin' is a Hollywood swag.

Giddings, slime, then a spoon.

still you run with the lesbo group you're at the dog sits at home while

you're out fucking to rome flash makes of two blonde chicks now you need a

porno flick hot and horny wishy blit your pinky toe that you call dick

busting out of that push-up bra let's do it right here

and break them

What's going on?

Um,

nothing. I heard voices.

But it is only I. How could there be voices?

I don't know.

How did he make the clothes disappear?

Anyway, I need to clean up.

I need to use the shower.

Oh, is this clean up another one of those jokes?

Are you for real?

Yes, I believe I am.

Is this liquid used in cleanup?

You want to find out? I'll show you.

This must be your friend Serena.

Hello, Earthling Ted.

Would you like to join us and clean up?

She really is a freak, isn't she?

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Serena, Chef had your trick.

Very well.

How did you do that?

Doesn't matter.

Come on, get in here before Mark gets back.

I'm gonna make you find all the things of my desire

I'm gonna make you find all the things of my

desire

Oh, yeah.

I'm so happy.

See you later.

What are you doing here?

Ted left ten minutes ago. I know. He's at my place. I told him I was going to

get some booze. Stop it. We can't. Are you sure?

I hate you.

I know.

You're damn right I don't.

I was born to fuck Fuck until I'm sore I

was born to suck Suck you like a whore

Born to be alive Born to be

alive Born to be alive Born

to be alive

I was born to spread.

Now I'm naked on your bed.

I was born to lick.

Let me have that dick.

I'm born to be a blonde.

Young and dumb and full of cum.

And you were born to hug.

My little tiny...

hard to be alive hard to be alive

hard to be alive hard to be

alive

Born to be alive I was born to flash

For that little extra cash

Damn it.

Fuck you.

I can't believe I let you do this to me.

Oh, right. So it's my fault.

Well, rubbing that weapon against my ass doesn't help matters.

You see, that's where you and I differ.

I think it helps greatly.

Just go. I'll see you later.

All right.

I want to get laid.

I thought you screwed that bouncer last night. You know, the one you have a

crush on?

I did, but that was like 12 hours ago.

God, Jen, you are such a slut.

I don't know, Tina. I think Jen just has a really healthy libido.

What does that mean?

She loves to fuck.

Oh, yeah. Now you're talking. Let's call for some pizza. I'd love to get my hands

on that delivery boy.

Boy being the operative word. He's like 16 years old.

He's 18.

Spurthy was last week, and I told him about when he was legal. I had a present

for him.

Oh, so you're ordering sausage.

You better believe it. And I'm getting some pizza, too.

Okay.

Maybe that's Armando.

Hmm, his name's Armando.

He sounds hot. I think we'll all order some sausage. I got a dibs for this guy.

Hello? Oh, hi, Cindy.

That sounds good.

I'm just around the corner in my place.

I'm with Allie and Tina.

Okay, we'll bring some tequila over, and we'll be there soon.

That was simple.

She invited us to her party, her and Mark's place.

Ooh, Mark.

I know, speaking of sausage.

Pussy. Yes.

Pussy. Orange is hard.

Pussy go in.

Fails like sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Smoke that dope.

Pete Tucker.

Yeah, that's triple X. Yeah,

that's triple X.

Cream my hole.

That's your goal.

Round like sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Get my Y.

Be my guy.

Smells like sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Talk my G.

Bull ride me.

Blowjob sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Brastic bitch.

Slutty bitch.

Stay like sex.

Yeah, that's triple fuck.

Stop that chick.

With your stick.

Fuck like sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Puffy nips.

Ass that flips.

Looks like sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Play with pussy.

Get me juicy.

Dildo sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Fuck my hole.

With your paw.

Cells like sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Aroma of dope.

Gives pussy hope.

More like sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Cheek deep twice.

Gives no thought.

A lot like sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Pay for you.

To watch that screw.

Hardcore sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Got no doubt.

Spooly spout.

Texting sex.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Talk like twat.

Spoke a lot.

Take a shot.

Yeah, that's triple X.

Watch your porn.

Become reborn.

Born to sex.

Yeah, that's right, boy.

Slow.

Bitch, she wasn't kidding.

Hey, ladies.

Hi.

Hi, Sausage. I mean, Mark.

I don't get it. Sorry, Cindy just likes to talk when she's drunk.

Anyway. You're not going to believe what I just found. What?

A spaceship.

Have we started drinking on it, really?

I'm serious.

What? I'll show you. Oh, oh.

It's right over in the field. Hey, y'all. A spaceship. A spaceship.

A spaceship.

We got to go find a bathroom. I'll go.

We'll see you later.

I'll go.

See, I told you.

That can't be real.

I don't think so. There's this chick at her place, Serena.

She was sent for another planet.

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

No.

Because it's true.

You'll meet her.

Well, I'm a little disappointed then because I thought you lured me here to

take advantage of me and now I see there's a real ship.

Well, I mean, the spaceship was the one thing I wanted to show you.

Really? Well, let's go check it out.

How did you know how to get in here?

I just hit the side of the door and it opened up.

Well, since we're here, maybe we should make the most of it.

I like that idea.

Come here, feel the

light here.

Picture has grown.

Color, is that so?

Hypnotics touching me there.

Hypnotica.

Think about it.

Think about it.

Hypnotica, take me away.

You feel so good.

I don't think so.

Answer my trends.

I don't think so. Come on, dance.

Touch me right.

I think I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Hipponautica.

Give it to me.

Yeah.

That's it.

It's good.

Bad beat Sex heat

My treat Is that

song Hypnotica

Hypnotica

Hypnotica

Thank you.

Holding tight.

Hypnotica. Feels so right.

So come with my baby tonight.

Hypnotica.

Hey, girls.

Have you guys seen Tina?

My guess is she's just finishing up with lunch.

Sausage, I believe.

That would be my guess.

Oh, well.

I hope we see her soon.

That's a good chance.

Chances are excellent.

So,

Sin, choose this for your friend.

This is Serena.

She's from... Deltron.

The third planet in the first galaxy.

It's outside our universe.

She's been sent here to fuck Earthlings.

That's nice.

Ted, did you get an anatomy instruction?

Oh, yeah.

She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.

I really do not understand this joking.

That's okay.

You're perfect just the way you are.

Thank you, Earthling Ted.

Isn't she adorable? I mean, I'm Earthling Ted.

Yeah, great.

Anyway, anyone want a drink?

No, I'm good. Thanks.

No? Thank you.

So, Cyn, did you get on any of this TED action?

Yeah, we had an amazing three-way.

So what about TED?

Well, if you're asking me what I think you're asking me, Mark and TED, they're

a lot alike.

TED. is more like his big brother.

That's all I need to hear. Hey, Tad, I think I'll take one of those drinks

after all.

Hey.

Hey.

Did you say you wanted a drink?

I think you know what I actually really meant.

Oh. Oh, you wanted... Yeah. You wanted a drink.

Yeah.

Oh!

uh-huh this

is

I remember.

How long can it grow for me?

Fill my cream jeans between my crotch. This is the love.

This is the love. This.

I really did mean on top of you I know, but I get fidgety

Let me shove your cock in with your-

Wait, should we?

Hey, honey.

Look what I ran into.

Right.

Anyway, guess what I found.

Serena's spaceship.

You didn't destroy it, did you? Of course not.

Good, because I must leave in less than 24 Earth hours.

But we were just going to know you.

Mark, if the alien chick says she has to go, she has to go.

But we're having so much fun together.

I think...

We've been having a little too much fun, if you catch my drift.

Sounds like someone's jealous.

Jealous?

I have these puppies.

Do I look like I need to be jealous?

Damn straight, girlfriend.

Allie, let her go. Just let her cool off.

When she goes like this, best thing is let her cool off.

Well, I just want to make sure she's all right.

Wow, that must have been some drink.

Looks like Ted slipped you a Mickey.

Oh, that was no Mickey.

It was something else. See you later.

Hi, everybody.

Who's the hot chick?

Tell her. Better yet, show her your little trick.

As you wish.

Oh, my God. How did you do that?

It was easy.

Watch.

Oh, this is going to be good.

Hey, Dusty.

Are you ready?

Fuck, fuck, baby.

Yes, it fits.

Fuck, fuck, baby.

Fat, sexy, slutty, horny, homie.

Boobie, snoozy, titty, pussy.

Penis, papa, boner, loner.

Flirty, fucker, sucker, knocker.

Lusty, busty, luscious, rebel.

Wake, buddy, ready, come in.

X-rated, dated, trans-y.

Playful, insta-coupled, raw, full.

Suck, baby.

It's good.

Baby.

Harder. Titty, baby.

Squeeze it. Suck, baby.

Deeper. Corner, speedo, trio, deal, duh.

Bimbo, bozo, homo, blow, huh.

Bitchy, naughty, easy girl, tea.

Tea, we don't care, me.

Betty, beauty, body, quality.

Russian, vixen, virgin, turn me.

But not closet fat, girl.

Sexy, texty, blingy, you just see.

Oh, baby.

Suck it. Bye. Fucking baby.

Noob it.

Orgy fucking baby.

Dang it. Cock sucking baby.

Love it.

Rocker, cocker, stalker, joker.

Fuser, woozer, boozer, smoozer.

Booty beefy, bouncing boo, beef.

Billy's beefy, flashy, wee, me.

Hooker, vonger, trucker, fucker.

Lips, hips, and triple X strips.

Flirty, flory, filthy, candy.

Druggy, boozy, dummy, druggy.

Cream suck your baby.

Yummy. Fuck your baby.

Do it.

Cock suck your baby.

You shoved it. Gay, fuck your baby.

Shove it.

Fuck, fuck my baby.

Yes, my fist.

Fuck, fuck my baby.

Bad. Sexy, slutty, horny. Oh, me.

Boobie, sleazy, titty, pussy.

Penis, papa, boner, loner.

Flirty, fucker, sucker, knocker.

Lusty, busty, luscious, rebel.

Wait, buddy, wait, come meet me.

X-rated, dated, trans-y.

Playful, lustful, couple, brothful.

Suck, baby.

It's good Harder Squeeze

it Deeper

Betty's beauty, body, daughter, teeth.

Russian vixen, virgin, kind man.

But not closet faggot.

Sexy, texty, blingy, Jessie.

Oral fucking baby.

Suck it. But fucking baby.

Little bit. Orgy fucking baby.

Dang, that's some cocksucking, baby.

I don't like that.

Rocker, cocker, stalker, joker.

Fuser, woozer, boozer, smooth, zur.

Booty, beefy, bouncing, boof, beefy.

Billy's beefy, flashy, wingy, mean.

Hooker, valker, trucker, fucker.

Lips, hips, and triple X strips.

I think maybe you're overreacting, Syd.

Either way, that space girl's leaving soon, and we won't have to deal with

her. I'm not worried about that, Ally.

Mark and I, we're in an open relationship.

That's good.

No, it's not.

I hate it.

The only reason why I went along with it was because that's what Mark wanted.

Didn't you screw Ted earlier?

Sometimes, it does have its benefits.

You mean, like now?

Power of the pussy.

Power of the pussy.

Power of the pussy.

Power of the pussy.

Power of the pussy.

Power of the pussy.

Power of the pussy.

Power of the pussy.

I'm giving you control.

Power of the pussy.

Red pouty lips.

Power the pussy.

Wind up stockings. Power the pussy.

I'm wet and juicy.

Power the pussy.

You're a standout loner. Power the pussy.

You're poppin' up boner. Power the pussy.

Wetting my licks.

Power the pussy.

Moving my hips.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

My rump is out.

Power the pussy.

You're giving a horny shout.

Power the pussy.

I give you a fuck out.

Power the pussy.

Hump me, no doubt.

Power the pussy.

Creaming your jeans?

Power the pussy.

Looking like a fiend?

Power the pussy.

Wanna finger bang?

Power the pussy.

Let's orgy gang.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

power of the sea power of the sea power of the sea power of the

sea

lick it sniff it

suck it shove it

thrust it

ram it

Bucket. Power the pussy.

Explode and gain.

Power the pussy.

I smile in vain.

Power the pussy.

Meet my pimp. Power the pussy.

I need my money when.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

Power the pussy.

I love you.

I'd like to play a game that we play on my planet that I believe all you

Earthlings know called Spin the Bottle.

Oh, me?

Mm-hmm.

Why would you want me to spin your bottle?

Ted,

you have to kiss Serena.

Damn. I mean, that's it? I mean...

I mean... Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Just a kiss.

Yeah.

You want me to spin again? I can do that.

Anyone?

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Can we play?

Monday. Yeah?

Can I get the next spin?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I'm next.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yes!

Burning.

Coming, coming

i'm gonna make you find out

Thank you.

burning passion coming

hey yeah

oh my god

I'm afraid I must go now, Earthling Mark.

My time is not up here, but I've learned all I need to know.

Do you really have to go?

The fate of my people depends on it.

Well, I hope your stay here helped you a little bit.

It most definitely has.

Oh, good.

Maybe you can teach the Deltron men whatever they need to learn so that you

can save your civilization.

Oh, there are no men on Deltron.

Only women.

Only women?

Yes, Earthling Mark.

Do they, uh...

Look like you?

Oh, no.

Oh, they are much more beautiful than I am.

Is that right?

Yes.

You know, you never really showed me the inside of your spaceship.

Would you like to see it?

I'd love to.

Nice! So my only question is, uh, do we have sex here or on our way to Beltran?

Come here, feel the

light here.

Picture has grown.

Is that so?

Hypnotics touching me.

Hypnotica.

Think about it.

Think about it.

Hypnotica, take me away.

Hypnotic. You feel so good.

Can't you wait for a place?

Cause that's us.

Yeah, it's me.

Come over here.

You like what you see?

I don't think so. Answer my trends.

I don't think so.

Come on, dance.

Touch me.

I think I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Hypnotica.

Give it to me.

Yeah.

That's it.

Feels good.

Backbeat. Sex heat.

My treat.

Who are you?

I'm Serena. I come in peace.

I cannot do that.

But I can do this.

Whoa.

That's unbelievable.

Hold

me

close.

Big love jokes.

Aren't you both?

Let's cruise the coast.

Are you real?

Yes,

I believe I am.

How did you do that?

Doesn't matter.

Come on, get in here.

Mumbling raising a fool.

Now watch grow.

I want your love.

I've got to have it.

I need your love.

I've got to feel it. I want your touch.

I've got to have it.

I need your lust. I've got to feel it. I want your

love. I've got to have it.

Oh, yeah.

She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.

I really do not understand this joking.

That's okay.

You're perfect just the way you are.

Thank you, Earthling Ted.

Isn't she adorable? I mean, I'm Earthling Ted.

I've got to

I cannot do that, but I can do this.

He wasn't kidding.

Oh, so you're ordering sausage.

I want to get laid.

Don't stop fucking.

for the next 24 Earth Hours.

Thank you.

Thank you.