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And that's all the tasks for today.

And now, as requested by Skips, I will not be wishing him a happy birthday.

That's all. Get to work. What?

Skips, no birthday?

No cake? Nothing?

I'm done with birthdays.

They're just like any other day.

See you at lunch.

So, we're throwing him a party, right?

Definitely.

This party straight up sucks, bros. The vibes are off.

Hey, it's not that bad.

Yeah, this party doesn't suck. It just needs a little boost.

Of course! Party horse!

Spread out, everybody!

Party horse incoming!

Because nothing on earth can stop us from throwing an epic party for skips.

Huh. Must be stuck in traffic.

Let's just call him.

Hello? Party horse!

There's a party on earth that needs juicing up. I'm sorry bros, but as I'm

sure you recall I don't party anymore I'm the new party horse principal The

principal dude, how did that happen? Wait, you don't remember you were there

Principal Party Horse?

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a party bus on Highway 421 with a dangerously low

level of stoke. If you could get the bus to hit 65 miles an hour, the party will

be saved. But there's a catch.

It will also fill with a gas that will transform you into the new Principal

Party Horse so that I can finally retire.

Because as we all know, there needs to be a principal on Party Horse Planet at

all times.

What do you do?

What? What do you do?

Are you sure you want to do this? Yeah, it's a trap!

When there's a party that needs turning up, I turn up!

I'm through!

Revelry mode activated.

Aw, shoot! This is my jam!

Heck yeah!

Gas that turns Party Horse into Principal Party Horse also activated.

It was an honor partying with you dudes!

No! Party Horse! We'll never forget this moment!

Huh, I really don't remember that.

Sorry I can't help you, gentlemen.

Good day.

Good day?

Dude, we gotta go get Party Horse back to normal.

He left one of his ships crashed in the park. Let's go. Hey Quips, stall for us

until we get back.

You got it.

Okay, Quips, this is your chance.

You're ready? You've been working on your Type 5.

Let's do this.

Coming!

Whoa, dude, you look... Like a dork. You can say it.

I really wasn't expecting you guys. We're just about to have dinner with the

fam.

And these are our two sons, Ace Sachuk and Butowipe. Hello.

Uh, hey.

Hey, so, yeah, we just came because it's our friend Skips' birthday.

And we really want to throw him an epic party, but he, uh... Go ahead. I'm

listening. There you go, beauty.

Tenders cut in thirds and I peel the batter off just the way you like it.

Thanks, Dad.

Yeah, but he doesn't like birthdays, so we want to prove... Remember, Ace Achug,

we write the dividend under the division bar and the divisor outside the bar.

Thanks, Daddy.

Dude, is it just me or is Party Horse like an amazing dad?

Maybe we should just leave him and his family alone. Hey there, boys.

So lovely to see you again.

Can I talk to you for a second?

I need you to turn Party Horse back to normal.

Yeah, yeah, don't worry. We're leaving. Wait, huh?

Ever since Party Horse inhaled that gas and became the new Party Horse

principal, I have been trapped in a prison of boredom.

I didn't sign up to marry my dad!

Principal Party Horse must have gotten the gas at the Party Horse Science Lab.

They'll have to antidote. Please, you gotta find it before I put myself out to

pasture. Uh, hi, sirs. It's great to finally meet our dad's two best friends

and can we talk to you outside for a second?

You gotta change our dad back to normal!

This new version of dad sucks!

Yeah, he used to do fun stuff like roll the car on purpose. But now he's

obsessed with deep-breaded chicken tenders! We want the breading! We want

it! You gotta get that antidote at the lab!

Oh, hey, there you guys are.

Mordecai and Rigby, can I talk to you guys for a second? Look, I know my

family loves the way I've changed. Yeah, we're going to the science lab.

We never lose that soda pong.

Actually, you do, because you just did.

Yeah, now drink that soda. And give us the antidote that'll change Party Horse

from being Principal Party Horse back to being regular Party Horse.

Okay, but just so you guys know, we have to administer it in a very scientific

way.

In the Tale of the Party Horse!

Dude, you missed like 15 times.

Chill, we've got one antidote left. One left?

Come on, can't you guys just give it to him normal style?

This is normal.

Hey!

You know, actually, that wasn't so bad.

I feel the party running through my veins!

Hey, my hat!

Party horses, bye!

Why was your hat... Awesome.

Okay, let's go.

Well, Quips here just doesn't understand food storage.

He just put a whole saucepan full of penne in the fridge. No lid, no tinfoil

or anything.

Ha! Truth and comedy. I'm proud of you, babe.

All right, that's it. I'm leaving. Nothing on earth is gonna keep me at

this part.

Guys, don't worry. We're here to save the party. We returned Party Horse to

his original form, which he was not in earlier.

The vibes at this party are seriously off.

The Party Horse and I are in agreement.

I know that's right, pups. Now, there's only one thing that can save you all

from this totally whack energy.

Pa-pa-pa-party vibes!

All right, can I go home now?

Come on, Skips. What can we do to cheer you up? Well, uh... Party Horse, did you

rent a party boat, too?

Nah, I low-key don't mess with boats because I can't swim. Wait, who's

driving this bus anyway?

Hey, man, what's up with the... The driver's been replaced with a creepy

dummy version of the driver from the previous bus!

Wait, if the driver was a dummy... Press play?

Please adjourn to the banquet hall for a birthday surprise.

Say what?

Bet you didn't think you'd be having a banquet birthday, huh, Skips? That's

pretty standard for this model of party yacht. Except for whatever that is.

Why is this remote control on this, uh, plinth?

Well, well, well, Party Horse.

It seems you've fallen into my trap.

Principal Party Horse?

If you're watching this, then I'm gone!

And you've taken the antidote to turn yourself back into Party Horse.

Principal Party Horse is gone?

Dude, don't you remember?

We'll never forget this moment.

What the heck is up with my memory lately?

Pop quiz, hotshot. Let's say there's a serum inside of Skip's cake.

Wow, this boat has a lot of plinths.

Found it. Party horse could take that serum and go back into being principal

party horse, or vice principal party horse could take over as principal.

Uh, that actually sounds rad.

But he will also take over as the head of your family unit.

Not my family unit.

Nice to meet you, ma'am. Sorry, my hoof's sort of sweaty.

What? I don't want to marry this guy.

And you'll have to make this decision quick, party horse, because this boat is

currently careening towards a ring of fire, which it will hit and explode in

approximately 60 seconds!

Pop quiz, hot shot.

Do you keep partying, or do you keep your family?

Uh... Tick-tock, clip-clop, party or family?

No! Enough quizzes!

I've made my decision.

And I want to be in a party! A party of four, that is.

Boringness! Running through my veins!

Oh, Party Horse, I'm sure glad I get to stay married to you and not that other

guy. I heard that.

Agreed. And that's why my first order as Party Horse Principal is to demote

myself to Vice Principal.

Coach, hey, I don't want to be principal.

Party horse!

No doubt you've created a loophole in which you can demote yourself in order

to have a job, your family, and still party.

Yes, I did.

And to that I say, I'm very proud to call you my son-in-law. And I'm proud to

call you a video recording of my father-in-law. And Chrissy, I'm proud to

call you my wife.

And I'm proud to call you my beautiful boys. Ace of Cheek and Beautiful Ape.

We're proud of you, Daddy. Aw, that was an unconventional way for them to work

out their family stuff. I'm just glad we didn't explode.

Aw, Skips, we're sorry for ruining your birthday.

Nah, nah, it's not that.

You know, something I never shared about myself is... Party horse!

No doubt you've tried to turn the ship around only to end up stuck in the

Arctic Circle!

Have fun freezing to death!

What is he talking about? Seems like he was preparing for multiple scenarios.

Anyway, it's not something I like to talk about, but... Party Horse!

No doubt you've already called the police on me because everything that

I've been doing is extremely illegal!

Well, joke's on you!

We're in international waters!

Well... Party Horse!

No doubt at this point Chrissy has volunteered to take the serum, thusly

becoming Principal Party Horse!

What were you saying, Skips? Party horse!

No doubt at this point you've unplugged the TV.

I've prepared a smaller TV with wheels on it. There can't possibly be any more,

right? I hope not.

All I'm trying to say is... Hey, dude!

What's up with all this emotional swamp?

Let's say it with partying!

Oh yeah.