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What's up, gobbledygooks? The Grub Gobbler here.

Today we're talking about the ultimate secret menu item. You can get it from

Taco the Morning. They only serve one per day, and it's meant for two people.

All you gotta do is order the pancake taco.

Get over there soon!

Secret menu item!

Mordecai! Mordecai!

Dude, there's a new secret menu item. We gotta go get it. Haven't you ever heard

of knocking?

I did!

I'm hanging out with CJ.

What? Why?

You'll understand when you're older.

We're the same age!

Fine. I'll just find someone else to go with me.

I'm gonna watch Five's TV tonight.

Poker game with the magical elements.

Watching the finale of Hanging with the Plartians. I'm expecting a text from

someone I think is real.

Hey, Rigby. You're looking particularly deflated today.

There's this cool ultimate secret menu item and no one wants to get it with me.

I could join you. Really? I'm pretty good at solving puzzles.

It's not a puzzle, though. All of life's adventures derive from puzzles, Rigby.

But I don't really care about that. I just wanna... Well, how will you solve

the puzzle of getting there before me, then?

Hey!

Welcome in. And what can I get for the happy couple?

We're not a couple. We're just two friends who've never hung out alone

before. And we're here to order the pancake taco.

All right. Is there anything else I can get for you?

Hmm?

Hmm. Maybe we need to eat it first.

Can I have the secret menu item?

Rigby, did you notice his cold response?

We're clearly not doing something right, which means this is definitely a puzzle.

If you make an anagram out of the name pancake taco, you get take a nap OCC.

Maybe we have to take a nap where he can oversee us.

I think we're just ordering it wrong. Excuse me. One more pancake taco,

please. OK. And for you?

One pancake taco, please.

Here you go.

Peacock ant.

One pancake taco, please.

Tecan polka?

One pancake taco, please.

That no cake pee?

Oh, my stomach is killing me.

Yeah, I think it's time to throw in the towel.

Here's the 17th pancake taco. Actually, we changed our minds. Send it back.

Did you say send it back?

Yes, I'm sending it back.

Bravo.

Follow me.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Rigby, wait! Don't touch those tacos!

It's just a fancy stack of the same tacos.

The man in the video said ultimate.

Does this seem ultimate to you?

No.

Bravo again.

I wonder if this is like one of those restaurants where your senses are

heightened in the dark.

No!

Please don't be frightened.

I'm not dangerous.

I was just designed to be unsettling. I am Taco Fe Pancake-a-May.

Are you brave enough for what lies ahead?

Yes! Fantastic!

You are behind several other teams at the moment, but with your instincts and

your...

With your instincts you can beat them all.

No, you probably say that to everyone. Yes. I am a recording Oh now go get the

ultimate secret menu item you see Wow

Look those guys are almost across

Well,

let's get going

You doing okay there, Rigby? Yep, I'm fine.

Where'd you get your scar?

Scar? What scar?

Uh, the one on your butt. Butt? What butt? I could talk about a butt, but I

need to know what butt we're talking here. Butt, butt, butt. You gotta be

specific, or I won't be able to know what butt to talk about.

Um, great job bravely crossing that bridge, Rigby.

Whoa, I did it!

Hey, wait up!

And then he finally yelled at you and everything went back to normal?

Well, kinda.

Then we had to fill in the crater after and replant the grass.

Pretty wild. So, what do you think the secret menu item is gonna be?

Well, it would be pretty cool if it was a chocolate-covered waffle cake.

Chocolate-covered waffle cake, huh?

I've always wanted to try one. If you had a superpower, what would it be?

I know everyone says flying or invisibility, but I like...

Any pets?

I had a turtle growing up. How about you? My dad never let us have pets

because they smelled.

Oh, yeah. Our turtle's name was Armpit. Favorite cookie? Chocolate chip.

Top place you want to visit?

Scotland!

Can you tell me about your scar now?

Eileen, some things are private.

Okay.

That must be the last team!

We're never gonna catch them! Wait, there's an elevator!

I don't think this is part of the puzzle, Rigby. But all of life's

adventures derive from puzzles.

Ha! Hoisted by your own potato.

It's petard.

And you can hoist mine whenever you like.

I told you this wasn't part of the puzzle. What if we push that help

button? Those things never work.

See, I told you they never... What now?

The elevator stopped.

Now we'll never get to the secret menu item. Forget the secret menu item. We're

going to...

Just a moment. I'm going into safe mode.

Eileen?

One time, I was playing punchies.

Basically, whoever punches the hardest wins.

I challenged Skips to a duel, but I was no match for him.

He punched my butt cheek off, Eileen!

He punched it clean off.

Are you laughing?

No. Did someone press the help button?

Have you been hiding under the floor this whole time?

No, I actually left my son's 80th birthday for this.

Congratulations,

you have solved the elevator puzzle.

Oh, a down button.

The final challenge awaits.

We're going to the center of the earth.

Here it is, the zipline of death.

On the other side lies your coveted prize.

But in order to get to it, you must utilize two tools.

A tub of chalk and an oil dispenser.

Okay, so the oil is like a lubricant, which means it reduces... I'm away!

Chalk and oil. This is simple. We'll chalk up the wire.

And lube up our hands for the ride.

But lube reduces the friction of... Later, losers!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Huh?

They chose poorly.

Your turn.

Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, I'm not totally loving the lava

concept. But honestly, Rigby, this is the most fun I've had in a long time.

Really? Yep. Besides, I have something that'll keep us secure to the zipline.

Wow, the wind really picked up just now.

Yes. What?

Give me your hand.

I'm Rigby.

How'd you know how to do that? This ponytail isn't just for fashion.

Huh?

The secret menu item.

Want to open it together?

Well done, Rigby and Eileen.

It's the Grub Gobbler. But I thought you had an American accent.

Only for the videos. My regular accent was too intense for young audiences.

Beneath a thin veneer of tinfoil lies the collage of madness known as the

BLT. Have you been following us this whole time?

Yes, Eileen.

I was at the river.

Oh? The crocodile beach.

Oh? And etc.

Oh?

Now, I reclaim my prize.

No way, man. We worked hard for this.

I demand a secret menu item.

Or else.

Or else what?

You gonna shoot me with your hairband?

No. Not you.

Eileen! Why did you roll so far?

I think I can reach it from here.

It's not worth it. Almost.

Huh? Thank you for making the perfect human robe platter.

Hi guys, Grub Gobbler here, coming to you live from the center of the earth.

These are my best friends Rigby and Eileen in the back there.

Anyway, I'm super stoked to show you the new secret menu item.

Time for dinner, honey.

Well, I guess we'll never know what the secret menu item was.

I'm really sorry I wasted your time with this. I just wanted to try a dumb new

food. No adventure is a waste of time, especially when it's with someone you

like. Congratulations.

You have completed the final challenge of not dying.

Behold, the secret menu item.

Oh. Wait, where's the item? Are we an item? I mean the item. Are we the item?

Oh, I forgot to restock the tray yesterday.

Here we are.

Your secret menu item is a hot chota 3D jelly cake.

Wow.

Not a chocolate-covered waffle cake, but still pretty awesome.

Right.

I'll just be over by the trays.

Oh, you have a little something on your face.

Is that better?

Perfect.