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Did you hear that? Hear what?

That beeping noise.

No.

Well, now I do. I think it's one of those smoke alarms.

We just gotta find it and replace the batteries.

Cool.

Let's go back to bed.

It must have backup batteries.

There. There must be another one somewhere.

I gotta find that alarm or I'm gonna go full ape!

I think I'm also gonna go full ape!

It's just Rigby and Mordecai pretending to be monkeys at four in the morning.

Do you think it's okay that we just destroyed all the smoke alarms?

Yeah, man. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

You're shutting down the park?

That's right.

It's a good thing I conducted a surprise inspection.

There isn't a single smoke alarm in the whole house.

But, Fire Marshal Marsha, we weren't scheduled for an inspection until two

months from now.

We got an anonymous call last night saying they saw two of your workers

throwing out all the smoke alarms.

It was me, Gene.

I'm the anonymous caller.

Anyway,

you've got 48 hours to install new smoke alarms or I'll have to shut down the

park. Permanently.

Mordecai and Rigby, replace the smoke alarms in this house or you're fired!

Which one should we get?

I can never decide which smoke alarm to get. They all look the same to me.

Name's Mark.

I don't work here, but what if I told you there was a smoke alarm that was

better than any of these?

No beep, and it's cheap. How can something that's cheaper do more stuff?

Yeah, what do they, fall off a truck?

A truck?

No, no, no. A van.

Here it is. The Toby Tilapia 2.0. Whoa!

That's a smoke alarm?

And a whole lot more.

They interconnect to form an intercom, along with a built-in program that will

let you order anything you want with a simple voice command.

That's so cool!

I don't know.

Sounds kind of cheesy.

But you haven't even heard what the alarm sounds like.

Smoke on the water.

Fire in your house.

I don't know.

Seems like a bad idea.

Yeah, I gave you my credit card to buy smoke alarms.

These are smoke alarms. Yeah, and a whole lot more.

They got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi and check it.

As long as the Tilapias have the same name, they can talk to each other.

Muscle Man, come in. Did you find a good spot for that other Toby Tilapia? Oh

yeah! I found it the best seat in the house!

You know who else is usually on the best seat in the house?

My mom!

I don't know.

Also, it was the cheapest one.

Sold! Let's get these babies up ASAP!

Dude, let's take a break. I'm starving.

Come on, man.

We just have to finish or Benson's gonna fire us.

I can help you. Huh?

If you're hungry, I can have food delivered right to you. Really? Even

fish tacos?

All you have to do is say, authorize.

Authorize!

Transaction accepted.

Um, for Benson?

Huh? Yep, we're Benson.

Say, I'm Benson.

I'm Benson.

Tecmo! Hey guys.

Tecmo's gonna check out those new smoke alarms.

Alright, let's see here.

Checking in.

What the?

Let's check on these privacy permissions.

Violation! Violation! Watch out!

Violation! Violation!

Violation!

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

There is definitely something wrong.

What? My house is on fire? I have to go. Don't install any more of these until I

get back. What? Why?

You heard him. No more tilapias.

Well, what do we do now?

Can I interest you in some super cool beanbag cheese?

You just have to say, authorize.

Hose mode engage.

What? There's no fire.

Hi, Marsha. It's Benson. When can you come by to open the park?

Are all of the fire alarms done being installed?

Well... Uh,

call you right back.

Hey, I need you working overtime to get these alarms up. But Skips told us not

to put any more up. Who's the boss?

Me or Skips? Put him up!

Come on guys, you've got this.

Oh, I have an idea.

How about for every alarm you install, I'll send you a prize.

What do you say?

Authorize?

Authorize!

Tecmo, call me back. I'm worried about you, okay?

Where are you, buddy?

Help!

Tecmo? Can anyone hear me?

Huh? It's me, Tecmo.

Tecmo, talk to me. I'm in a building on some street road.

Street road? That's only 15 miles away. Hang on, Tecmo. I'm skipping as fast as

I can.

Don't worry, Pops. Park should be back up and running as soon as the fire

marshal sees the new alarms.

In fact, this must be her now.

Delivery for Bean Sawn. Can you sign here?

An $8,000 hot tub? I didn't order this.

Surely it can be returned.

Just like those five men's swimming panties I tried on without underwear.

Uh, yeah, we're way past that. It's already installed upstairs.

Dude, this game rules.

I've never experienced anything like it. Me neither.

Why is there a hot tub in your room charged to my credit card?

We didn't authorize that. Oh, really?

Then why do I have a gallery's worth of photos of you guys accepting deliveries?

They're prizes from Toby Tilapia for hanging out for Toby Tilapia's. They're

doing a great job, Benson.

They're doing a great job, Benson.

Smoke alarms don't give prizes. You're getting scammed. I want every Toby

Tilapia taken down and replaced with regular alarms stat.

You think we can finish our soap first?

Did you hear these tacos ain't even tilapia?

Tell me where you're hiding, Tecmo!

Over my slightly beat up but mostly okay body.

He's behind the door at the end of the alley.

Skips! Tecmo!

There's no time to waste. The Tovi Tilapias are more dangerous than we

thought. How dangerous?

Well, using a complicated series of blockchain interactions, the Tilapia are

mining data in secret by powering an individual IP.

Tecmo, give it to me in plain English.

How dangerous are these things?

More dangerous than a bomb.

Goldekai Rigby!

What are you doing? Sorry, dude.

Vince is making us put up regular smoke detectors.

Oh, come on, guys.

Why don't we talk about this in a brand new sailboat? Just say authorize.

No can do, Double T. We gotta get the park back up and running.

Oh, well, then. You leave me with no choice.

Initiating Vagatobi-Talapia sequence.

Uh, did we authorize this?

Whoa! Run!

Back!

Don't be frightened!

I'm here to help!

Come on, come on, come on!

Why are you running?

Don't do anything you won't! Oh, yeah?

Then order regular smoke alarms for immediate delivery.

Authorized!

I've got a bunch of regular smoke alarms for, uh, Ben's son.

Nothing but that. We can provide you with anything you need.

Go. Ouch.

Detect this, you abomination.

Here.

What's that?

Those are the smoke alarms.

The fire marshal's here. Quick, go install them. Let's go.

Go,

go, go, go.

Would you like discounted rates on candy? Bad show!

Free maintenance supplies?

Last one!

Wait! Why don't you guys take a break? I can get you a great deal on some fish

tacos! What? It's stomach!

Finishing move!

Volokai and Rigby! At least take a survey and let us know how we did!

We don't do surveys.

You have successfully unsubscribed.

Alright you guys, this place is now up to code. Leave it better than we found

it, boys!

Go return all those prizes, and if I ever see a Toby Tilapia again, you're

fired! Fine.

You know Benson, maybe you should keep one of the prizes.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.