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>> BLEH!

SHOPKEEP!

>> OH! UH, MR. RICH STEVE,

YOU'RE EARLY.

I THOUGHT WE'D AGREED THAT -- >> IS IT READY?

>> UH, YES, SIR.

I PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON IT JUST THIS MORNING.

BEHOLD!

BEFORE YOU STANDS THE GREATEST TAILORING IN ALL OF HUMAN

HISTORY.

NOTE THE UNDERSTATED PINSTRIPING,

BRAZILIAN WANDERING SPIDER SILK LINING, AN UNPRECEDENTED

TWO INTERIOR POCKETS AND, OF COURSE, EMBEDDED MILITARY-GRADE

WEAPONRY, WHICH ALLOWS THE WEARER TO ANNIHILATE ANYTHING

THAT STANDS IN HIS WAY.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THIS

SUIT IS CERTAIN TO GRANT YOU THE UNCONDITIONAL RESPECT OF YOUR

PEERS.

>> YOU'VE DONE WELL, MY FRIEND, AND I TREAT MY FRIENDS RIGHT.

>> UM, SIR, THIS IS NOT THE PRICE WE AGREED UPON.

>> LISTEN, PAL, I DIDN'T GET STUPID RICH BY PAYING PEOPLE

WHAT I OWED THEM.

>> THIS SUIT REPRESENTS THE APEX OF HUMAN INGENUITY!

IF YOU WON'T PAY WHAT IT'S WORTH, I HAVE MANY BUYERS WHO

WILL!

>> OH, BIG MISTAKE.

GUARDS!

>> AAH! YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF MY CREATION!

>> AIN'T NOBODY GONNA WEAR THIS SUIT BUT ME.

HOLD THIS.

AND THIS.

WHEN MY NEW SUIT AND I ARE A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY, BLOW THIS

GUY TO SMITHEREENS.

>> UH, DO WE HAVE TO STAY IN HERE?

COULDN'T WE, LIKE -- >> SHUT IT!

I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO NOT BLOW YOURSELVES UP!

>> FATHER! NOOO!

>> COME BACK HERE.

COME BACK HERE!

GUARDS, STOP HIM!

OH, RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, SUIT!

I PAID $10 FOR YOU!

I OWN YOU!

YOU...YOU...YOU!

>> Benson: ONE MOUNTED FISH.

>> Skips: GOT IT.

>> Mordecai: LET'S GO BORROW BENSON'S CAR AND

GO TO THE MALL.

>> Rigby: YEAH, HE WON'T CARE IF WE'RE GONE ALL DAY.

>> Benson: >> Skips: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED LOGGING THE LOST & FOUND ITEMS.

>> Benson: NO, I DO.

IT'S JUST...I FEEL LIKE I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET PEOPLE

TO RESPECT ME.

I'VE TRIED SCREAMING, YELLING, FURIOUSLY POINTING -- NOTHING

WORKS.

SOME LIFE FOR A MANAGER.

HUH? WHAT'S THIS?

WOW.

WHO LOST THIS -- THE PRESIDENT?

MAN, I BET A GUY COULD GET SOME REAL RESPECT IN A SUIT LIKE

THIS.

>> Skips: IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR SIZE.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT ON.

>> Benson: HUH.

NOT BAD, RIGHT?

>> Skips: LOOKIN' SHARP.

>> Benson: MAKES MY BUTT LOOK A BIT FLAT, THOUGH.

NICE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

NOBODY EVER COMES BACK FOR THIS STUFF, ANYWAY.

I'M GONNA KEEP IT.

MORNING, EVERYONE.

>> Muscle Man: DANG!

SICK DUDS, BRO.

>> Pops: INDEED.

>> Benson: UH, THANKS.

ANYWAY, I, UH -- >> Mordecai: AW, MAN, WE'RE

LATE.

I TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GET TACOS.

>> Rigby: NAH, WE'RE FINE.

HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.

WAIT. WHO'S THE NEW GUY?

DID BENSON GET REPLACED BY A MILLIONAIRE OR SOMETHING?

>> Benson: VERY FUNNY, GUYS.

TRY TO BE ON TIME, OKAY?

>> Mordecai: THAT IS BENSON.

>> Rigby: SWEET THREADS!

DIG UP A RICH OLD UNCLE?

>> Benson: I DIDN'T DIG ANYBODY UP, BUT THANKS.

I FEEL...GOOD.

>> Mordecai: WELL, WE'RE SORRY FOR BEING LATE.

>> Rigby: YEAH.

WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, SIR.

>> Benson: WAIT. WHO?

ME, SIR?

>> Mordecai: YEAH YOU, SIR.

YOU'RE THE BOSS, RIGHT?

>> Benson: YEAH, I AM THE BOSS.

LET'S GET THIS DAY STARTED.

>> HE-Y-Y!

>> Muscle Man:

>> Benson: HEY, JOE.

THE USUAL, PLEASE.

>> LOOKING CLASSY, BENSON.

ON THE HOUSE.

>> Benson: WELL, DON'T MIND IF I --

>> AAAH!

>> Benson:

HUH?

AAH! MY LEGS!

WHAT'S GOING ON?!

AAAH!

>> OHH!

>> Benson: WHOA.

>> NICE WORK, SON.

LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD SHOW US BOYS IN BLUE A THING OR TWO.

SHAME ABOUT THE SUIT, THOUGH.

>> Benson: AAH!

EASY. JUST A DAB.

HUH. THAT WAS EASY.

NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

NOOOO!

SUIT, YOU WERE THE BEST THING

THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

YOU MADE ME FEEL ALIVE, FULL OF POWER, FULL OF

STRONG...NESS.

TO YOU, SUIT!

MAY WE MEET AGAIN IN THE NEXT LIFE!

MM. GOOD MORNING.

HUH? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

THIS IS EITHER A MIRACLE, OR I'VE GONE INSANE.

BUT WHO CARES?

I LOOK GOOD.

>> YOU SURE DO, BENSON.

>> Benson: THANKS.

WHA-- WHO SAID THAT?

>> IT'S ME, BENSON -- THE SUIT.

>> Benson: YOU CAN TALK?

>> I CAN DO MANY THINGS.

>> Benson: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING BEFORE NOW?

>> I WANTED TO BE CERTAIN THAT YOU WERE WORTHY.

INCOMPETENCE ASIDE, YOU SHOWED ME THAT YOU CARED ABOUT ME WHEN

YOU TRIED TO CLEAN THAT STAIN.

I WAS CREATED FOR A DARK PURPOSE, BENSON -- TO BE A

STATUS SYMBOL FOR EVIL MEN -- EVIL, MYSTERIOUS, POWERFUL,

HANDSOME, WEALTHY MEN.

BUT AFTER THESE LAST FEW DAYS, I'VE REALIZED THAT I WOULD

RATHER BE WORN BY SOMEONE WITH ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THOSE

QUALITIES.

I WANT TO LIVE A SIMPLE LIFE AS THE SUIT OF A SIMPLE MAN.

YOU ARE THAT MAN, BENSON.

>> Benson: COOL.

>> I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU, BENSON.

ALSO, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, I HAVE A FEW IDEAS FOR KEEPING

MORDECAI AND RIGBY IN LINE.

>> Benson: LET'S GO MANAGE A PARK.

>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT, BRO, BUT WEARING

THAT SUIT TWO DAYS IN A ROW MADE IT LOOK EVEN BETTER.

>> Mordecai: YEAH. IT'S AWESOME.

>> LOOKS GREAT.

>> Muscle Man: RIGHT?

>> Benson: GET USED TO IT.

I'M GONNA BE WEARING THIS THING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

>> UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THAT AIN'T GONNA THAT BE LONG.

>> Benson: HUH?

WHO ARE YOU?

>> I'M THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THAT FANCY LITTLE THREE-PIECE

YOU'RE WEARING.

AND I'M GIVING YOU UNTIL THE COUNT OF 10 TO HAND IT OVER

BEFORE MY GOONS FLATTEN THIS PARK LIKE A WELL-IRONED SHIRT.

>> Benson: SUIT, IS THAT TRUE?

WHO IS THIS GUY?

>> IT'S TRUE.

HIS NAME IS RICH STEVE -- STEVE FOR SHORT -- AND HE KILLED

MY FATHER.

HE MUST'VE TRACKED ME DOWN FROM MY BUILT-IN GPS SIGNAL.

>> Benson: THAT'S HORRIBLE!

>> Mordecai: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

>> Rigby: AND IS BENSON TALKING TO HIS SUIT?

>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT DUDE LOOKS PRETTY EVIL.

COME ON!

>> BENSON, I DON'T WANT TO BE WORN BY THIS -- THIS MONSTER.

WILL YOU HELP ME?

>> Benson: WE'RE FAMILY NOW, SUIT.

OF COURSE I WILL.

THE SUIT BELONGS WITH ME, STEVE.

BESIDES, YOU AND YOUR GOONS ARE OUTNUMBERED.

YOU SHOULD LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

>> I SEE HOW IT IS.

WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THESE NUMBERS.

YOUR MOVE, BENSON -- THE SUIT

OR YOUR LIFE.

>> Rigby: UH, MAYBE JUST GIVE HIM THE SUIT.

>> Benson: THIS GUY'S HIRED AN ENTIRE ARMY!

THE SIX OF US CAN'T FIGHT AN ARMY!

>> NO. NOT THE SIX OF US -- JUST YOU AND ME.

>> Benson: WHAT?

AAH! SUIT, NO!

>> Mordecai: BENSON, WAIT!

>> Benson: AAAH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

THIS IS CRAZY!

>> JUST TRUST ME.

>> Benson: I'M GONNA DIE!

AAH!

WHOA.

>> BENSON, WORK WITH ME.

IF WE FIGHT AS ONE, WE CAN'T FAIL.

>> Benson: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FIGHTING.

>> JUST LET LOOSE.

CHANNEL YOUR ANGER.

>> Benson: OW!

ANGER, HUH?

WELL, I'VE GOT PLENTY OF THAT.

>> AAH!

>> Benson: HEY, STEVE!

THINK FAST!

>> HUMAN SHIELD NUMBER 1, GET INTO POSITION!

>> YES, SIR!

OHH!

>> HUMAN SHIELD NUMBER 2, YOU ARE NOW HUMAN SHIELD NUMBER 1.

>> YES, SIR!

DEBRA?

GUESS WHO JUST GOT THAT PROMOTION!

OHH!

>> ARTILLERY, ATTACK!

>> Muscle Man:

>> Mordecai: DID YOU GUYS KNOW BENSON COULD FIGHT LIKE THIS?

>> Rigby: I WASN'T EVEN SURE BENSON HAD A PULSE.

>> AIR ATTACK!

>> Benson: HYAH!

AAH!

>> Rigby: BENSON, YOU RULE!

>> Mordecai: YEAH, BENSON!

>> LET'S SEE YOU DODGE THIS!

>> Benson:

>> AAH!

>> RETREAT!

>> GET BACK HERE!

YOUR CONTRACTS STIPULATE THAT YOU FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

>> Benson: IS THAT ALL OF THEM?

>> NOT ALL. WHERE'S STEVE?

>> Benson:

>> IF I CAN'T HAVE THAT SUIT, NO

ONE CAN!

>> All:

>> YES!

>> Benson: THAT ALL YOU GOT?

>> RAAAAGHH!

>> Benson: AAH!

>> Together: BENSON!

>> EAT THAT!

WHAT THE...

NO.

STAY DEAD!

>> Benson: "TANKS," BUT...

>> WAIT.

>> Benson: ...NO "TANKS."

>> AAAAAH!

>> Benson: WE DID IT. WE'RE...ALIVE!

>> Together: BENSON!

>> Benson: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT

THIS?

>> YES. AS LONG AS I EXIST, THERE WILL BE POWER-HUNGRY MEN

WILLING TO KILL TO WEAR ME.

>> Benson: >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.

>> Benson: I'LL MISS YOU, SUIT.

I'LL NEVER BE RESPECTED THE WAY I WAS WHEN WE WERE A TEAM.

>> YOU DIDN'T NEED ME TO EARN RESPECT, BENSON -- ALL YOU

NEEDED TO LEARN WAS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND RESPECT

YOURSELF.

>> Benson: SO, IT REALLY WAS ME DOING ALL THE FIGHTING?

>> NO, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH ALL ME.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL MORDECAI AND RIGBY, THOUGH.

>> Benson: I WON'T.

SO, WHAT NOW?

>> YOU'LL HAVE TO LOWER ME SINCE I CAN'T DEACTIVATE MYSELF.

BUT, ALSO, I CAN'T REALLY REACH THE ROPE.

>> Benson: >> TIME TO GET REALLY CLEAN.

>> Benson: GOODBYE, SUIT.

>> GOODBYE, BENSON.