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ladies and gentlemen it's BL to days and

here is your host

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missa oh

what oh and they don't get a paid a

penny extra hello and welcome to Blind

date you know I read the survey the

other day I

did now apparently it's it's now true

that two out of every three people wish

that the third one would go

away yes hey nony NY and here are three

fellas all hoping to go away on a blind

date here they are

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well all the ladies out there think

you're all very fanciable

fellas and let's start with you number

one what's your name and where' you come

from Hello Sila I'm Rob and I'm from

kench town in

London moving on to you number two

oh number two sorry I

I'm number three oh it's you number two

what's your name and where did you come

from well s my name's rod and I'm from

Edinburgh now moving on to our third

contestant what's your name and where'

you oh

hey a lot of fans out there number three

what your name where did you come from

I'm number three

and I've come from the dressing

room bless his little cotton socks no

but what's your name tell us your name

oh uh

bean and your first name uh

mister and what you do for a living well

I don't go around asking people personal

questions

well I hope this is not too personal who

is your ideal lady oh well Shirley

Bassie

obviously go

finger sh it's great friend of mine

she's absolutely gorgeous

Diamond well I wish all three of you a

lar of look in fact aara Lara look

number three

I shall see you all in the mo all right

see you

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later

so so which one of those boys will be

lucky tonight well it's all up to one

girl she's absolutely lovely she's from

Manchester and her name is Tracy com in

Tracy W TR oh

may I say

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Trac they're all showing their

appreciation out there for you Tracy now

you are a beauty therapist aren't you

that's right s now you've got your

question s so fire away traits right I'm

a girl who likes a good dance if you

could have just one dance with me what

would it be and that's number one well

Tracy i' have a little trouble deciding

between a Lombard and a Tango but in the

end I think we just go for a little

horizontal dancer

instead that's

disgusting oh very nice is that

yeah what about you number two what kind

of dance would you do with me uh well

Tracy I'm a bit of a romantic so I think

I'd take you in my arms and we walk sof

into the sunset forever

oh oh that sounds nice oh it ni what

about you number three what kind of

dance would you do with me how I can't

dance oh yes come on number three we

want to see him dance don't we gang

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well

I

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just make mind of time now you know yes

it is make your mind of time and don't

do it just yet because here's our gram

with that quick recap so who's it going

to be Tracy will it be number one who

makes a business out of making beds and

whose Horizons are distinctly horizontal

in other words he's a pervert or will

you choose number two the Scottish lad

who's an expert in languages and

wouldn't say Norman to a little French

kissing or would it be number three he

keeps his business secret but he might

just make you an offer you can't refuse

the

decision is yours I know my favorite is

who's your favorite don't tell us who

are you going to go for tonight Tracy

well Silla I think I was daring coming

on blind date in the first place I think

you were

desperate well I think that I might go

for number

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three very TR but what about the two

that she turned down oh let's have a

look at them h oh it's a shame first of

all you turned down our Rob and he was

all the way from ksh Town come in

Rob

gorgeous oh yes gorgeous yeah

never what a shame what a shame up

second thoughts tra oh bit a bit oh well

never mind what about number two Rie

from Edinburgh

Rod oh r r

oh oh M Chuy

Earth what a shame but this is it this

is the exciting bit Tracy okay you are

going out on your blind date do you

think you made the right

choice fingers

crossed may I stay I think you're a very

I say this every week okay you will not

be

disappointed cuz here's your blind date

for this evening number three here he is

from his dressing room and his name is

Mr Bean come here Mr Beans

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you cra yeah okay then which one are you

going to do the choosing where you

going okay oh they're

all oh no don't want to go

there um ah this is it a night in an

English Country Hotel

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is that is that the one you're going to

go for yeah yes it's one are you happy

with that Tracy a night in an English

Country Hotel I mean they're all lovely

days and do you like champagne

no but I'm sure you'll have a good time

oh

Tracy please try and have a good time

all I ask will you come back shortly and

tell us how you got on oh right I

certainly will miss black oh isn't that

lovely let's hear a big hand for the

lovely Tracy and the m Mr Bean see you

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later well now let's have a look at our

romantic couple and spending their

romantic weekend at a lovely English

countryhouse Hotel

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cheers 3 2 one

oh I don't think I'm going to catch

anything well I'm quite a

catcher oh I've got something

oh mine's bigger than

yours I'm really looking forward to

dinner dead hungry aome so

nice music

Sorry nice music oh yes very

nice ah this is your rhym

yes well good night good night

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got the

camera would you mind uh the

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no harder harder

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we had a marvelous

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time well Tracy and Mr Bean you spent

your blind dat in the heart of the

English Countryside but at the end of

your date did you win each other's

Hearts let's find out when I first saw

him I thought she

is when I first saw her I thought blind

she's the most beautiful woman I've ever

seen didn't say much he didn't have much

conversation he had a a bit of a

tendency to keep himself to himself

you say something when you did come down

to dinner I thought it was a Pity that

he had his shirt sticking out of his

flies and when I came down to dinner I

could see that look in her eyes one

thing you

know it was the worst weekend of my life

the best weekend of my

life of course I'll never see him again

it was a total

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disaster oh dear I don't know what to

say I am so terribly terribly sorry

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s

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