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Ladies and gentlemen, it's time

and here is your host, Mr.

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Oh, and they don't get paid a penny

extra. Hello and welcome to Blind Date.

You know, I read this survey the other

day. I did.

Now, apparently it's it's now true that

two out of every three people wish that

the third one would go away.

Yes. Hey, NY. And here are three fellas

all hoping to go away on a blind date.

Here they are.

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Wow. So, well, all the ladies out there

think you're all very fanciable fellas.

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And let's start with you number one.

What's your name and where do you come

from? Hello, Silla. I'm Rob and I'm from

Kentishtown in London.

Moving on to you number two. Oh, I'm

number two. Sorry.

I'm number three.

You number two. What's your name and

where'd you come from? Well, hello. My

name's Rody and I'm from Edinburgh.

Now, moving on to our third contestant.

What's your name?

Oh, hey.

A lot of fans out there. Number three.

What's your name?

I'm number three. And I've come from the

dressing room.

A

blesses little cotton socks. No. But

what's your name? Tell us your name. Oh.

Uh, Bean.

And your first name? Uh, mister.

and what you do for a living. Well, I

don't go around asking people personal

questions.

Well, I hope this is not too personal.

Who is your ideal lady? Oh, well,

Shirley Bassie, obviously.

Go finger.

Surely a great friend of mine. She's

absolutely gorgeous. Diamonds offer a

Well, I wish all three of you a lot of

luck. In fact, a Lara Lara look number

three.

I shall see you all in the mo. All

right. See you later.

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So,

so which one of those boys will be lucky

tonight? Well, it's all up to one girl.

She's absolutely lovely. She's from

Manchester and her name is Tracy. Come

in, Tracy.

Oh, fabulous.

Oh.

And may I say crazy?

They're all showing their appreciation

out there for you, Tracy. Now, you are a

beauty therapist, aren't you? That's

right, Silla. Now, you've got your

questions there. So, fire away, Trace.

Right. I'm a girl who likes a good

dance. If you could have just one dance

with me, what would it be? And that's

number one. Well, Tracy, I'd have a

little trouble deciding between a

lambardada and a tango. But in the end,

I think we just go for a little

horizontal dancing instead.

That's disgusting.

Oh, very nice. Yes. Isn't

about you number two? What kind of dance

would you do with me? Uh, well, Tracy,

I'm a bit of a romantic, so I think I'd

take you in my arms and we'd waltz off

into the sunset forever.

Oh, that sounds nice. Oh, it does.

What about you, number three? What kind

of dance would you do with me? How I

can't dance. Oh, yes. Come on, number

three. We want to see him dance, don't

we, gang?

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Well, I don't really

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make mind of time now, you know. Yes, it

is. Make your mind of time. And don't do

it just yet because here's our Graeme

with that quick recap. So, who's it

going to be, Tracy? Will it be number

one who makes a business out of making

beds and whose horizons are distinctly

horizontal? In other words, he's a

perfect Or will you choose number two,

the Scottish lad who's an expert in

languages and wouldn't say no to a

little French kissing?

Or would it be number three? He keeps

his business secret, but he might just

make you an offer you can't refuse. The

decision is yours. I know who my

favorite is. Who's your favorite? Don't

tell us. Who you going to go for

tonight, Tracy? Well, Sila, I think I

was daring coming on blind date in the

first place. I think you were desperate.

Well, I think that I might go for number

three.

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What about the two that she turned down?

Oh, let's have a look at them. Oh, it's

a shame. First of all, you turned down

our Rob and he was all the way from

Kentish Town. Come in, Rob.

Gorgeous.

Oh, he's gorgeous.

What a shame. What a shame. Having

second thoughts, Tracy. Oh, bear. A

bear. Oh, well, never mind. What about

number two? Robbie from Edinburgh. Come

in, Rody.

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Oh,

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Rody. Oh, Monster Ch.

What a shame. But this is it. This is

the exciting bit, Tracy. Okay. You are

going out on your blind date. Do you

think you made the right choice?

Fingers crossed.

May I say I think you're very brave. I

say this every week. Okay. You will not

be disappointed.

So, here's your blind date for this

evening. Number three. Here he is from

his dressing room and his name is Mr.

Bean. Good Mr. Bean.

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Yeah. Okay, then which one are you going

to do the choosing where you

Okay.

Oh, no. Don't go there.

Um ah this is a night in an English

country hotel.

Is that Is that the one you're going to

go for? Yeah. Yes.

Are you having that Tracy a night in an

English country hotel? I mean, they're

all lovely dates. Do you like champagne?

No.

But I'm sure you'll have a good time.

Oh, Tracy,

please try and have a good time. All I

ask, will you come back shortly and tell

us how you got on? Oh, I I certainly

will, Miss Black. Oh, isn't that lovely?

Let's hear a big hand for the lovely

Tracy and the marvelous Mr. Bean. See

you next time.

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Well, now let's have a look at our

romantic couple and spending their

romantic weekend at a lovely English

country house hotel.

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Cheers.

3 2 1

Oh, I don't think I'm going to catch

anything.

Well, I'm quite a catcher.

Oh, I've got something.

Mine's bigger than yours.

I'm really looking forward to dinner.

Dead hungry.

Nice music. Sorry.

Nice music. Oh, yes. Very nice.

Ah, this is your room. Yes.

Welcome to Art. Good night.

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Grab the camera.

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Come on now.

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I'm distressing

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all of my

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draw back

and let you

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Now harder. Harder.

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We had a marvelous time.

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Well, Tracy and Mr. Bean, you spent your

blind date in the heart of the English

countryside. But at the end of your

date, did you win each other's hearts?

Let's find out. When I first saw him, I

thought,

When I first saw her, I thought blind,

she's the most beautiful woman I've ever

seen.

He didn't say much. He didn't have much

conversation. He had a a bit of a

tendency to keep himself to himself.

Say something. When he did come down to

dinner, I thought it was a pity that he

had his shirt sticking out of his flies.

And when I came down to dinner, I could

see that look in her eyes one thing. You

know,

it was the worst weekend of my life. The

best weekend of my life.

Of course, I'll never see him again. It

was a total disaster.

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Oh dear. I don't know what to say. I am

so terribly, terribly sorry.

Salah.

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