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Will it be me, Uncle?

[ French accent ] Yeah, it's going to be you.

I only wish

I could go in your place in this.

No, I don't, because it's really going to hurt.

It's starting.

W-what will happen?

Oh, ahem, nephew will drain

your mind and your soul from your body

and leave your body empty.

I'm scared!

I expect so, dear.

But, soon, you'll have a new soul.

[ Asphyxiating ]

There'll be a Time Lord coming.

[ Gasping ]

And then we discovered it wasn't

the robot king after all, it was the real one.

Fortunately, I was able

[ laughing ] To reattach the head.

Do you believe any of this stuff?

I was there.

Oh! It's the warning lights!

I'm getting rid of those!

They never stop!

Hey.

You're still thinking about it, aren't you?

Oh, shh!

[ Whispering ] We saw him die.

Yeah, 200 years in the future.

Yes, but it's still going to happen.

[ Knock at door: "Shave and a haircut" ]

What was that?

The door.

It knocked.

Right. We are in deep space?

Very, very deep.

[ Knocking "shave and a haircut" ]

And somebody's knocking.

[ Three knocks ]

[ Warmly ] Oh, come here.

Come here, you scrumptious little beauty.

Aah! Ah!

A box?

Doctor, what is it?

I've got mail.

Time Lord emergency messaging system.

In an emergency, we wrap up our thoughts

in psychic containers and send them

through time and space.

Anyway, there's a living Time Lord still out there,

and it's one of the good ones!

You said there weren't any other Time Lords left.

There aren't -- no Time Lords left,

anywhere in the universe.

But the universe isn't where we're going.

See that snake? The mark of the Corsair.

Fantastic bloke! He had that snake

as a tattoo in every regeneration.

He didn't feel like himself unless he had the tattoo.

Or herself, a couple of times.

Ooh-ooh! She was a bad girl!

Whoa-oh! What is happening?!

We are leaving the universe!

How can you leave the universe?!

With enormous difficulty.

Right now, I'm burning up TARDIS rooms

to give us some welly! Goodbye, swimming pool.

Goodbye, scullery.

Sayonara, squash court 7.

Amy: Aah! Rory: Whoa!

Oh!

[ Electricity crackles, engines power down ]

[ Alarm beeping ]

Okay, okay. Where are we?

The Doctor: Outside the universe.

Where we've never, ever been.

[ Thrumming ]

Is that meant to be happening?

The power, it's draining.

Everything's draining! But it can't. That's --

that's impossible.

What is that?

The Doctor: It's as if the matrix,

the soul of the TARDIS, has just vanished.

[ Alarm continues beeping ]

Where would it go?

[ Gasping ]

[ TARDIS engines ]

♪ Dr. Who 6x04 ♪ The Doctor's Wife Original Air Date on May 14, 2011

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

Amy: What kind of trouble was your friend in?

He was in a bind, a bit of a pickle,

sort of distressed.

Aw, you can just say you don't know.

Rory: What is this place,

the scrapyard at the end of the universe?

Not end of, outside of.

Rory: How can we be outside the universe?

The universe is everything.

Imagine a great, big soap bubble with one

of those tiny, little bubbles on the outside.

- Okay. - Well, it's nothing like that.

Completely drained. Look at her.

Wait, so we're in a tiny- bubble universe sticking

to the side of the bigger- bubble universe?

Yes. No! But, if it helps, yes.

This place is full of rift energy.

She'll probably refuel just by being here.

Now, this place -- what do we think, eh?

Gravity's almost Earth-normal.

Air's breathable.

But it smells, like... Armpits.

Armpits.

What about all this stuff? Where did this come from?

Well, there's a rift -- now and then,

stuff gets sucked through it. Not a bubble, a plughole.

The universe is a plughole and we've just fallen down it.

Thief! Thief! You're my thief!

Woman: She's dangerous! Guard yourself!

Look at you! Goodbye!

No, not goodbye. What's the other one?

Uncle: Watch out, careful. Keep back from her.

[ Laughs ]

Welcome, strangers, lovely.

Sorry about the madperson.

Why am I a thief? What have I stolen?

Me. You're going to steal me. You have stolen me.

You are stealing me.

Oh, tenses are difficult, aren't they?

Oh, oh, we are sorry, my dove.

She's off her head.

They call me "auntie."

And I'm Uncle. I'm everybody's Uncle.

Just keep back from this one.

She bites!

Do I? Excellent.

Aah!

Ow! Ow!

Biting's excellent.

It's like kissing, only there's a winner.

Sorry, she's doolally.

No, I'm not doolally. I'm...

I'm....

It's on the tip of my tongue.

I've just had a new idea about kissing.

Come here, you.

Auntie: Idris, no! But now you're angry.

No, you're not. You will be angry.

The little boxes will make you angry.

Sorry? The little what? Boxes?

[ TARDIS Idris laughs ]

Your chin is hilarious!

It means the "smell of dust after rain."

What does? "Petrichor."

But I didn't ask.

Not yet.

But you will.

Auntie: No, no, Idris, you should have a rest.

TARDIS Idris: Rest, yes, yes, good idea.

I'll just see if there's an "off" switch.

Whoa!

Is that it? She dead now. So sad.

She's still breathing.

Nephew,

take Idris somewhere

she cannot bite people, hmm?

Oh, hello!

[ Gasp ] Doctor, what is that?

Oh, no, it's all right. It's an Ood.

Oods are good. Love an odd. Hello, Ood!

Can't you talk? [ Laughs ]

Oh, I see. It's damaged.

May I?

It might just be on the wrong frequency.

Nephew was broken when he came here.

Well, he was half-dead.

House repaired him.

House repaired all of us.

[ Cacophony of voices ] If you are receiving

this message, please help us.

Send a signal to the high council

of the Time Lords on Gallifrey.

I am still alive. I don't know when I am.

My planet --

what was that? Was that him?

[ Crying ] No, no.

It's picking up something else.

But that's -- it's not possible.

That's -- that's -- who else is here?

Tell me, show me. Show me!

Just what you see.

Just the four of us.

And the House.

Nephew! Will you take Idris

somewhere safe,

where she can't hurt nobody.

"The House" -- what's "the House"?

The House is all around you, my sweets.

You are standing on him.

This is the House.

This world.

Would you like to meet him? "Meet him"?

I'd love to.

Come, this way. Come, please. Come.

What's wrong?

What were those voices?

Time Lords.

It's not just the Corsair.

Somewhere close by,

there are lots and lots of...

Time Lords.

TARDIS Idris: I'm...

I'm...

Big word, sad word.

[ Crying ] Why is that word so sad?

No. Will be sad.

Will be sad.

Uncle: Come. Come, come.

You can see House and he can look at you and --

I see.

This asteroid is sentient.

We walk on its back, breathe its air, eat its food.

Smell its armpits.

House: And do my will.

You are most welcome, travelers.

Doctor, that voice, that's the, um,

the asteroid talking.

Yes. So you're like a...Sea urchin.

Hard outer surface --

that's the planet we're walking on.

Big, squashy, oogly thing inside --

that's you.

House: That is correct, Time Lord.

Ah. So you've met Time Lords before.

Many travelers have come through the rift.

Like auntie and uncle and nephew.

I repair them when they break.

So there are Time Lords here, then.

Not anymore, but there have been

many Tardises on my back in days gone by.

Ah, well, there won't be any more, after us.

The last Time Lord. The last TARDIS.

A pity.

Your people were so kind.

Be here in safety, Doctor.

Rest. Feed, if you will.

We're not actually going to stay here, are we?

The Doctor: Well, it seems like

a friendly planet, literally.

Do you mind if we poke around a bit?

You can look all you want.

Go! Look. House loves you.

Come on, then, gang.

We're just going to, uh,

see the sights.

[ Speaking alien language ]

[ Gasp ] What was that?

"Do fish have fingers?!"

"You're like a 9-year-old trying to rebuild a motorbike."

What am I saying?

Why am I saying that?

Thief. Where's my thief?!

Thi...ef!

Thief!

Shh-shh-shh-shh!

Rory: So, as soon as the TARDIS

is refueled, we go, yeah?

No. There are Time Lords here.

I heard them and they need me.

You told me about your people

and you told me what you did.

Yes, yes, but if they're like the Corsair,

they're good ones, and I can save them.

And then tell them you destroyed all the others?

I can explain, uh... Tell them why I had to.

You want to be forgiven.

[ Plaintively ] Well, don't we all?

What do you need from me?

Uh -- my screwdriver.

I left it in the TARDIS. It's in my jacket.

You're wearing your jacket. My other jacket.

You have two of those?

Okay, I'll get it, but, Doctor, listen to me --

don't get emotional,

because that's when you make mistakes. Yes, boss.

I'll call you from the TARDIS.

Rory, look after him.

Rory, look after her.

Yeah.

Ugh!

I told you to look after him.

He'll be fine. He's a Time Lord.

It's just what they're called.

It doesn't mean he actually knows

what he's doing.

[ Dialing telephone ]

[ Ring ]

[ Ring ]

Hey, we're here.

The screwdriver's in your jacket, yeah?

Yeah, it's around, somewhere.

Have a good look.

[ Locking ]

[ Pulsing ]

Did you do that?

I didn't do anything. Right, jacket.

Come on, where are you?

Huh? Where are you all?

Where are you?

[ Cacophony of Time Lord distress calls ]

Well, they can't all be in here.

Time Lord: Oh, God, no! 89%.

Time Lady: That is a transgression

of the time-locked planet --

[ distress-call cacophony continues ]

Time Lord: Do you read me?

Do you read me?

Time Lady: Structure -- failing.

Please! Do you read me?!

Time Lord: Young lives onboard!

If you can hear us, send help!

[ Fading ] Send help now!

Just admiring

your Time Lord distress- signal collection.

Nice job, brilliant job.

I really thought

I had some friends here.

But this is what the Ood translator picked up,

cries for help from the long-dead.

[ Distress-call cacophony continues ]

Time Lord: Help us!

How many Time Lords have you lured here,

the way you lured me?

And what happened to them all?

House -- House is kind and he is wise.

House repairs you when you break!

Yes, I know!

But how does he mend you?

You've got the eyes of a 20-year-old.

Thank you.

No, no, I mean it, literally -- your eyes

are 30 years younger than the rest of you.

Your ears don't match, your right arm

is 2 inches longer than your left.

And how's your dancing?!

Because you've got two left feet.

Patchwork people.

You've been repaired and patched up so often,

I doubt there's anything left

of what used to be you.

I had an umbrella like you, once.

Oh, now,

it's been a great arm for me, this.

The Corsair.

He was a strapping big bloke, wasn't he, Uncle?

Big fellow.

Yeah. I got the arm

and Uncle got the spine and the kidneys.

Kidneys.

You gave me hope and then you took it away.

That's enough to make anyone dangerous.

God knows

what it will do to me.

Basically,

run!

Poor old Time Lord. Too late.

House is too clever.

[ Mobile rings ]

[ Ring ]

[ Ring ]

No sonic screwdriver.

Also, the doors seem to have locked behind us.

Rory thinks there's a perfectly innocent

explanation, but I think you lied to us.

Time Lord stuff. I needed you out of the way.

What, we're not good enough for your smart, new friends?

"The boxes will make you angry." How could she know?

Doctor, what are you talking about?

Stay put. Stay exactly where you are.

I don't have much --

choice.

[ Sigh ]

How did you know about the boxes?!

You said they'd make me angry -- how did you know?

Ah, it's my thief.

Who are you?

[ Chuckle ] It's about time.

Amy: He's not trusting us and he's being emotional.

This is bad.

This is very, very bad.

Yep.

I think it probably is.

Sometimes I hate being right.

I don't understand. Who are you?

Do you really not know me, just because they put me in here?

They said you were dangerous.

Not the cage, stupid.

In here.

They put me in here.

I'm the...

Oh! What do you call me?

We travel.

I go -- [ TARDIS engines ]

The TARDIS?

"Time and relative dimension in space".

Yes, that's it. Names are funny.

It's me.

I'm the TARDIS.

No, you're not. You're a bitey, madlady.

The TARDIS is

up-and-downy stuff in a big, blue box.

Yes, that's me. A type 40 TARDIS.

I was already a museum piece when you were young.

And the first time you touched my console,

you said -- I said you were

the most beautiful thing I'd ever known.

And then you stole me.

And I stole you.

[ Tearfully ] I borrowed you.

"Borrowing" implies the eventual intention

to return the thing that was taken.

What makes you think I would ever give you back?

You're the TARDIS.

Yes.

My TARDIS?!

My Doctor.

Oh! We have now reached

the point in the conversation

where you open the lock.

[ Pulsing ]

[ Unlocking ]

[ Door creaking ]

Are all people like this?

Like what?

So much bigger on the inside.

I'm...

Oh, what is that word?! It's so big!

So complicated. It's so sad.

But why, why pull the living soul

from a TARDIS and pop it in a tiny human head?

What does it want you for? Oh, it doesn't want me.

How do you know? [ Sniffing ] "House eats Tardises."

What do you mean?

I don't know. Something I heard you say.

When? In the future.

"House eats Tardises"? Oh, there you go.

What are fish fingers? When do I say that?

Any second. Of course! House feeds on rift energy

and Tardises are bursting with it.

And not raw, lovely, uncooked

processed food, mmm -- fish fingers.

Do fish have fingers?

But you can't eat a TARDIS!

It would destroy you. Unless -- unless --

unless you deleted the TARDIS matrix, first.

Ha ha.

So it deleted you.

"But House can't just delete the TARDIS consciousness.

"That would blow a hole in the universe.

"So he pulls out the matrix, sticks it

"into a living receptacle, and then it feeds

off the remaining Artron energy."

[ Gasp ] You were about to say all that.

I don't suppose you have to, now.

I sent Amy and Rory in there. They'll be eaten. Amy!

[ Beep ] Amy!

Rory! Get the hell out of there!

Doctor, something's wrong.

Yeah, it's House. He's after the TARDIS!

Just get out, both of you!

We can't -- you locked the door, remember?

But I've unlocked it!

You stupid well haven't!

[ Whooshing ]

Doctor, I don't like this!

[ Pulsing briefly ] Argh!

[ Cloister bell tolling ]

[ Snapping fingers ] Open!

Doctor! Ohh!

[ Bellowing ] Open this door!

Rory, hold my hand.

The Doctor: Amy!

Rory!

[ Cloister bell stops, engines engage ]

[ Beep ] Amy.

Amy, can you hear me?

Okay, right. I don't --

I really don't know what to do.

[ Chuckling ] That's a new feeling.

[ Slap ]

Listen -- whatever happens,

at least, we're together.

And we're in the TARDIS, so we're safe.

Yeah.

House: You're half right.

I mean, you are in the TARDIS.

What a great adventure.

I should've done this half a million years ago.

So, Amy, Rory, why shouldn't I

just kill you now?

It's gone. Eaten?

No, it left. Not eaten, hijacked, but why?

Auntie: It's time for us both to go, uncky, together.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! "Go"? What do you mean, "go"?

Where are you going?

Well, we're dying, my love.

It's time for auntie and uncle to pop off.

I'm against it, but --

it's your fault, isn't it, sweets?

Because you told House

that it was the last TARDIS.

House can't feed on them

if there's none more coming, can he?

So now, he's off to your universe,

to find more Tardises.

It won't.

Auntie: Oh, it'll think of something.

Uhh!

Actually, I feel fine.

Ah! Not dead! You can't just die!

We need to go to where I landed Doctor, quickly.

Why?!

Because we are there in three minutes.

We need to go... Now!

Ow!

What's wrong?

Roughly how long do these bodies last?

[ Pulsing ]

You're dying.

Yes, of course I'm dying.

I don't belong in a flesh body.

I could blow the casing, in no time.

"No, stop it. Don't get emotional."

Hmm, that's what the orangey girl says.

"You're the Doctor. Focus."

On what?!

How?! I'm a madman with a box, without a box!

I'm stuck down the plughole at the end of the universe,

in a stupid, old junkyard!

Ohh. "Ohh" what?

No, I'm not. Not what?

Because it's not a junkyard. Don't you see?

It's not a junkyard. What is it, then?

It's a TARDIS-junk yard. Come on!

Ooh! Sorry. Do you have a name?

700 years. Finally, he asks.

What do I call you? I think you call me...

"Sexy."

Only when we're alone.

We are alone.

Oh.

Come on, sexy.

House: Corridors. I have corridors.

So much to learn about my new home.

But you haven't answered my question, children.

Uh -- question?

You remember.

Tell me why I shouldn't just kill you both now.

Well, because --

Rory, why?

Because...

Killing us quickly wouldn't be any fun.

And you need fun,

don't you?

That's what auntie and uncle were for,

wasn't it? Someone to make suffer.

I had a P.E. teacher just like you.

You need to be entertained

and killing us quickly

wouldn't be entertainment.

So entertain me.

Run.

[ Pulsing ]

Valley of half-eaten Tardises.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking all of my sisters are dead,

that they were devoured,

and that we are looking at their corpses.

Ah, sorry, no, I wasn't thinking that.

No. You were thinking you could build

a working TARDIS console out of broken remnants

of a hundred different models.

And you don't care that it's impossible.

It's not impossible,

as long as we're alive.

Rory and Amy need me, so, yeah,

we're going to build a TARDIS.

[ "Next Stop Everywhere" plays ]

House: So are we having fun yet?

I'm not enjoying the sensation

of having you running around inside me.

Aah!

Rory: Whoa!

I've turned off the corridor antigrav,

so do be careful.

Come on.

[ Grunt ]

Rory: Whoa!

[ Beeping ]

"Bond the tube directly into the tachyon diverter."

The Doctor: Yes, yes, I have actually rebuilt

a TARDIS before, you know! I know what I'm doing!

You're like a 9-year-old, trying to rebuild a motorbike

in his bedroom and you never read the instructions.

I always read the instructions!

There's a sign on my front door -- you have been walking

past it for 700 years -- what does it say?

That's not instructions!

An instruction at the bottom. What does it say?

"Pull to open". Yes, and what do you do?

I push!

Every single time. 700 years.

Police-box doors open out the way.

You know, I think I have earned the right

to open my front doors any way I want.

Your front doors? Have you any idea

how childish that sounds?

Ooh, you are not my mother.

And you are not my child.

You know, since we're talking, with mouths --

not really an opportunity that comes along very often --

I just want to say, you know, you

have never been very reliable.

And you have?

You didn't always take me where I wanted to go.

No, but I always took you

where you needed to go.

You did. Look at us, talking!

Wouldn't it be amazing, if we could always talk,

even when you're stuck inside the box?

You know I'm not constructed that way.

I exist across all space and time

and you talk and run around

and bring home strays.

You're okay.

One of the kidneys has already failed.

It doesn't matter.

We need to finish assembling the console.

Using a console without a proper shell --

[whistle] It's not going to be safe.

This body has about 18 minutes left to live.

The universe we're in

will reach absolute zero in three hours.

"Safe" is relative.

Then we need to get a move on,

eh, old girl?

No!

Amy!

No!

No!

Amy!

Amy.

Amy!

Amy!

Rory?

Where have you been?

I stepped through that door and I came back here.

You've been hours.

No, I haven't.

It's House.

And it's messing with the TARDIS.

Walk back this way.

No!

No!

No!

TARDIS Idris: You'll need to install the time rotor.

The Doctor: How is this

going to make it through the rift? Ow!

[ Clatter ]

Almost done.

Rust diffuser.

Uh, retroscope. [ Warbles ]

Blue...Thingy.

Oh, a coat hanger. Do you ever wonder

why I chose you, all those years ago?

I chose you. You were unlocked.

Of course I was.

I wanted to see the universe,

so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away.

And you were the only one mad enough.

Right, perfect. Look at that.

What could possibly go wrong?

That's fine. That always happens.

No, hang on, wait.

Rory: Amy?

Oh, my God. [ Shudders ]

Rory?

You left me.

How could you do that? How could you leave me?

How long have you been here?

2,000 years, I waited for you and you did it to me again!

[ Crying ] I didn't mean to.

I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.

Agh!

Aah! Rory, what are you doing?

They come for me at night.

[ Crying ] Every single night,

they come for me and they hurt me.

Amy, they hurt me

over and over

and over and over and over --

Rory.

[ Sobbing ] How could you leave me?!

[ Gasp ]

[ Bellowing ] How could you do that to me?!

Right, okay, let's go.

Follow that TARDIS.

[ Warble ]

Oh, no, come on! There's rift energy

everywhere -- you can do it.

Okay.

Diverting all power to thrust.

Let's be having you!

Oh! No no no no!

What's wrong?

It can't hold the charge. It can't even start.

There's no...Power!

Will you...!

[ Sadly ] I've got nothing.

Oh, my beautiful idiot.

You have what you've always had.

You've got me.

[ Engines engage ]

[ Gasp ]

[ Amy shuddering ]

Oh, no.

[ Crying ]

No!

No!

[ Sob ]

[ Sobbing ]

Rory.

[ Sobs, retches ]

I'm so, so sorry.

Amy?

Aah!

[ Rumbling ]

It's messing with our heads. Come on.

Run. Okay.

Whoo-ooh!

We've locked on to them!

They'll have to lower the shields

when we're close enough to phase inside!

Can you get a message to Amy?!

The telepathic circuits are online!

Which one's Amy?!

The pretty one?

[ Blip ] Aah!

Amy: Rory! What's wrong?

It's like I'm getting a message.

Hello, pretty.

What the hell is that?

Don't worry! Telepathic messaging.

No, that's Rory.

You have to go to the old control room.

I'm putting the root in your head.

When you get there, use the purple slider

on the nearest panel to lower the shields.

"The pretty one"?

You'll have about 12 seconds before the room

goes into phase with the invading matrix.

I'll send you the passkey when you get there.

Good luck.

[ Blip ]

What was that?

It was that woman,

that madwoman, and the Doctor.

The Doctor?

We have to keep going.

How's he going to be able

to take down the shields, anyway?

The House is in the control room!

I directed him to one of the old control rooms!

There aren't any old control rooms!

They were all deleted or remodeled!

I archived them, for neatness!

I've got about 30, now.

But I've only changed the desktop, what,

a dozen times?

So far, yeah.

You can't archive something that hasn't happened yet!

You can't.

[ Gasp ]

What happened to the lights?

The lights are fine.

Oh, it's messing with our heads again.

[ Humming ]

Okay, stay there a second.

What is it? What?!

Just hang on.

Don't leave me!

I can hardly see, you idiot.

Aah! [ Thump ]

Rory?

Rory.

It's okay. [ Relieved sigh ]

I'm fine.

Come towards my voice.

What happened?

Where are you?

I -- I just banged my head.

Just keep coming.

Reach out your hand.

[ Ringing ]

Aah!

This way. Come on, run!

Keep going! You're doing it, you sexy thing!

See? You do call me that!

Is it my name?

You bet it's your name!

Whoo!

Aah!

[ Annoyed ] I can see now. Rory, I can see.

That was the odd thing, the nephew.

And it's still coming. I know.

So where is this place?

This is where she told me to go.

She said she'd send me the passkey.

[ Blip ] Ah!

Crimson...

Eleven...Delight...

Petrichor.

Petrichor?

What do I do, do I say it? Uh --

crimson eleven delight petrichor.

I said it.

Petrichor, petrichor. I said it.

Petrichor. She told you what it meant.

The "smell of" what, dust, remember, so...

Oh, it's the meaning, not the word. The meaning of what?

The interface is telepathic -- you don't say it, you think it.

It's coming. Quiet.

Crimson...Eleven... Delight...

The smell of dust after rain.

Crimson...Eleven...

Delight...

The smell of dust after rain.

Crimson eleven delight...

The smell of dust after rain.

What is this place?

Another control room?

Right, shields.

Got it.

[ Electricity crackles ]

They did it!

Shields down!

House: How did you find this place?

It's not on my internal schematics.

I had hoped you two could join nephew

as my servants.

But you two are nothing but trouble.

Nephew.

Kill them.

[ Blip ] Aah!

We're coming through!

Get out of the way, or you'll be atomized!

Where are you coming through?

I don't know.

Oh, great, thanks.

[ Shouts ]

Hold on.

The Doctor: Aah!

TARDIS Idris: Aah!

[ Engines ]

Doctor.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

Not good. Not good at all.

How do you walk around in these things?

We're not quite there yet. Just hold on.

Uh, Amy. This is --

well, she's my TARDIS.

Except, she's a woman.

Well, she's a woman and she's my TARDIS.

She's the TARDIS?

And she's a woman.

She's a woman and she's the TARDIS.

Did you wish really hard?

Shut up! Not like that.

Hello. I'm...

Sexy.

Ohh... Still, shut up.

House: The environment has been breached.

Nephew, kill them all.

Where's nephew?

He was standing right where you materialized.

Ah, well, he must've been redistributed.

Meaning what?

You're breathing him. Oh, come on.

Another Ood I failed to save.

House: Doctor, I did not expect you.

Well, that's me, all over, isn't it?

Lovely, old, unexpected me.

The big question is, now you're here,

how to dispose of you.

I could play with gravity --

oh!

Ah!

Or I could evacuate the air from this room

and watch you choke.

[ Air rushing ]

[ Gasping ]

You really don't want to do that!

Why shouldn't I just kill you now?

Because, then, I won't be able to help you.

Listen to your engines. Just listen to them.

You don't have the thrust, and you know it.

Right now, I'm your only hope

for getting out of your little bubble

through the rift and into my universe.

And mine's the one with the food in it!

"Water in the forest."

You just have to promise not to kill us.

That's all. Just promise.

You can't be serious.

I'm very serious.

I'm sure it's an entity of its word.

Rory: Doctor, she's burning up.

She's asking for water.

Hey.

Hey. Hang in there, old girl.

Not long, now.

It'll be over soon.

I always liked it when you called me

"old girl."

House: You want me to give my word?

Easy. I promise.

Fine, okay. I trust you.

Just delete, oh, 30% of the TARDIS rooms.

You'll free up thrust,

enough to make it through.

Activate subroutine sigma nine.

Why would you tell me this?

The Doctor: Because we want

to get back to our universe as badly as you do.

And I'm nice.

House: Yes.

I can delete rooms.

And I can also rid myself of vermin,

if I delete this room, first.

Thank you, Doctor.

Very helpful.

Goodbye, Time Lord.

Goodbye, little humans.

Goodbye, Idris.

[ Engines ]

Yes, I mean, you could do that,

but it just won't work.

Hardwired fail safe -- living things

from rooms that are deleted

are automatically deposited in the main control room.

But thanks for the lift.

We are in your universe now, Doctor.

Why should it matter to me, in which room you die?

I can kill you just as easily here as anywhere.

Fear me.

I've killed hundreds of Time Lords.

Fear me.

I've killed all of them.

I don't understand.

There isn't a forest in here.

Yeah, you're right, you've completely won.

Oh, you can kill us in oodles

of really inventive ways.

But, before you do kill us, allow me and my friends

Amy and Rory to congratulate you

on being an absolutely worthy opponent.

Congratulations!

Yep, you've defeated us,

me and my lovely friends here.

And, last, but definitely not least,

the TARDIS matrix herself, a living consciousness

you ripped out of this very control room

and locked up into a human body.

And look at her.

Doctor, she's stopped breathing.

House: Enough. That is enough.

No, it's never enough.

You forced the TARDIS into a body

so she'd burn out safely a very long way away

from this control room.

A flesh body can't hold the TARDIS matrix and live!

Look at her body, House.

And you think

I should mourn her?

No.

I think you should be very, very careful

about what you let back

into this control room.

[ Crying ] You took her from her home

but now, she's back in the box again

and she's free.

House: No. Doctor! Stop this!

Ow! Stop this, now!

Look at my girl. Look at her go.

Bigger on the inside! See, House --

House: Make her stop!

That's your problem -- the size of a planet,

but, inside, you are just...So...Small!

House: Make...It...Stop!

Finish him off, girl.

No! Don't...Do this!

Ah! Ahh!

[ "Next Stop Everything" plays ]

Aaaaaaah!

TARDIS Idris: Doctor. Are you there?

It's so very dark in here.

[ Tearfully ] I'm here.

Hey.

I've been looking for a word.

A big, complicated word, but so sad.

I found it now.

What word?

"Alive."

I'm alive.

"Alive" isn't sad.

It's sad when it's over.

I'll always be here,

but this is when we talked

and now, even that has come to an end.

There's something

I didn't get to say to you.

[ Crying ] Goodbye.

No. [ Crying ]

I just wanted to say

hello.

Hello, Doctor.

[ Echoing ] Doctor.

It's so very, very nice

to meet you.

[ Sniffle ]

[ Crying ]

[ Crying ] Please,

I don't want you to.

Please.

[ Cloister bell tolls ]

[ TARDIS engines ]

I love you.

[ Sniffle ]

[ Engines ]

How's it going over there?

Yeah, just putting a firewall around the matrix.

Almost done.

Are you going to make her talk again?

I can't.

Why not?

Spacey-wacey, isn't it?

Well, actually, it's because

the Time Lords discovered that, if you take

an eleventh dimensional matrix and fold it

into a mechanical, then --

ah...Yes! It's spacey-wacey!

Sorry. At the end, she was talking,

she kept repeating something.

I don't know what it meant.

What did she say?

"The only water in the forest is

the river."

She said we'd need to know that, someday.

It doesn't make sense, does it?

Not yet.

Are you okay?

No.

I watched her die.

I shouldn't let it get to me,

but it still does. I'm a nurse.

Letting it get to you.

You know what that's called?

Being alive. Best thing there is.

Being alive, right now. That's all that counts.

Nearly finished.

Two more minutes, then we're off.

The eye of Orion's restful, if you like restful.

I could never really get the hang of "restful."

What do you think, dear, huh?

Where should we take the kids this time?

[ Chuckle ] Look at you pair.

It's always you and her, isn't it?

Long after the rest of us have gone.

A boy and his box,

off to see the universe.

Well, you say that as if it's a bad thing.

But, honestly, it's the best thing there is.

The House deleted all the bedrooms.

I should probably make you two a new bedroom.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[ Whispering ]

Okay, um, Doctor, this time,

could we lose the bunk beds?

No, bunk beds are cool. A bed...with a ladder.

You can't beat that.

It's your room. Up those stairs.

Keep walking 'til you find it. Off you pop.

Doctor, do you have a room?

[ Sonic screwdriver pulsing ]

[ Whispering ] Are you there?

Can you hear me?

No, I'm a silly old --

okay! The eye of Orion, or wherever we need to go.

[ Engines engage ]

Ha.

Ha ha!

Whoo-ooh-ooh!

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