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I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.

Hey, what's up? The door is wide open.

You texted it to... Something... It was Ian.

I caught him fucking texting a girl.

30 texts.

And then he came around and said that it was his cousin. His fucking cousin? Are

you serious? Yeah.

Oh my god.

What a fucking asshole, bro.

Hey, what's that?

Oh, uh... It's a pregnancy test.

I can't even look. Can you check?

It's negative.

It's good. It means my plan can still work.

Okay. What are you doing?

I mean, you've always wanted to fuck me, right?

Yeah, but I'm not, like, I've been such an asshole to your boyfriend, you know?

Like, I'm not just some revenge dick you can just call up.

I mean, it's fine.

I've always wanted, I just want to get pregnant.

Yeah, but like, you know, that's cool and all and I support it, but like, no,

this is him cheating on you and you trying to get revenge by using my dick.

And I'm not cool with that.

It's fine.

Come on.

Seriously? Yeah.

No.

You don't think it'd be a good idea?

No, I think it'd be an amazing idea, but I think you're just doing it because you

want revenge on someone who cheated on you.

No, it's because I don't want a baby.

It's because you got cheated on. And I get it.

Heartbreak sucks.

I'll be there for you, but I'm not just going to be there if you want to get

revenge on him and use my dick for it. You know what I mean?

It'll be okay.

You know, I know it'll be okay, but what I'm saying is... You don't want me?

I want you. I really do. I just... I don't want to be involved in drama.

There won't be no drama.

You won't even know.

You say that, and then you're going to show him a video of us fucking, and then

he's going to get mad.

Like, I don't want to be in between any of that. Like, I like to be drama-free.

You will be okay.

You don't want to pump me full of babies?

Of course I do.

Does it sound nice? It sounds perfect. But what I'm saying is, as long as

it's not revenge dick and just, you know, no drama, then

yeah, I'm okay with it.

No, there's no revenge dick.

You say that, but you know there is. You know 100% there is.

Okay, is or isn't?

You're feeling some type of way, are you not?

Even if I am.

It's called revenge dick for a reason.

It's okay.

How are you going to tell me revenge dick is okay?

It's fine.

Uh-huh. Is it?

Is it really?

I'm your neighbor. Come on.

It's all okay.

You don't want me?

I didn't say that.

You sure?

You don't want me?

I didn't say that.

You don't want to get me pregnant?

Of course I want to get you pregnant, but do you really think this is the

right circumstance?

I think this is the perfect circumstance.

Getting cheated on is the perfect circumstance?

I think it's fine.

How long have I been your neighbor? Like five, six years?

Maybe seven years?

Exactly. It'd be perfect.

We already know each other.

I bully him. What do you mean?

It's fine.

God.

You know, if I was just some, like, random guy that, like, you know, lived a

block away, then yeah, I'd get it.

But, like, neighbors and we've known each other six, seven years.

Being neighbors is perfect. That means you can come over anytime.

You're making this very difficult. You know that, right?

Oh, yeah.

And you know what you're doing. Okay.

It's fine.

He's getting plenty of other pussy.

Really? Yeah.

How do you know?

I just caught him cheating.

I mean, that's true.

Can I think on it?

I mean... Is that a no?

We're here.

We are.

I mean, why not?

It's a perfect opportunity.

Fair point.

Fair point.

My god.

I really hope there's no backlash.

It'll be fine.

Yeah?

Oh my god.

And... Let me take this off.

How'd you catch him cheating?

I went through his phone last night.

Yeah?

And the messages were there. You didn't even try to hide them.

Really? Yeah. He didn't even delete it?

No, and then he tried to say that it was his cousin.

That's so weird, though. Why would he say that it's his cousin?

I know, right?

That's... I

don't know, that's just like... Super confusing. You know what I mean?

Like, his cousin, really?

Like, no.

He couldn't come up with something better? Like, stripper? Like, something

cool?

Like, I'm just curious, bro.

Like, did I, did I, like, make his life super miserable to the point where he's

just, like, saying that it's his relatives or some shit?

Like... I don't know.

Oh, my God. Dude, he's, he's...

He's so dumb for that. Like, why?

Like, I don't know. He's just... How long were you with him again?

We were together for a couple of years.

That's my point. You see what I'm talking about? Right.

Oh, my God.

Dude, his loss, whatever.

You still want to get pregnant?

Is that what you're trying to tell me?

With me?

Yeah. Oh my god. So what are we going to do about him then?

You won't know.

Would you say it's his?

Yeah.

Fair enough. I can see that kind of working out.

Me and him do look alike, right?

Similar, yeah.

Similar, so.

It wouldn't be weird if, you know, pop comes out, you know?

No.

We'd look alike, right?

I'm not bugging, right?

Where is he anyways?

I have no idea.

Really? You didn't even have his location on? No.

That's so fucked.

Oh!

these off.

What?

I feel so good.

Mmm. Mmm.

Like your balls like that? Mm-hmm.

Oh,

fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God.

I didn't say to stop.

Now I kind of want to be in you.

Yeah. But, just so I don't accidentally get you pregnant,

production.

No.

I want you to get me pregnant.

You do?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

this off and the shoes

and the panties

You ready for me to write that, Dave? Yeah.

That's good.

Let's see

Fuck that pussy

You're definitely pregnant after this yeah, definitely

What if it's positive and you're pregnant?

Then my boyfriend's gonna have his bully's baby.

We'll see in a minute.

It's positive.

Oh shit.

Okay.

I'm just trying to cash in my prize. You said I could fuck you while you were

pregnant, right?

Yeah.

What?

I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.