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Why do you lay like that?

Ow!

Because it's a couch.

Well, how's my loser stepbrother today?

Wait.

I can't imagine you're doing great. I mean, you're a fucking loser.

Yeah, I'm doing pretty... I mean, you don't have anything going for you.

Thanks for the reminder.

So...

Didn't I say, like, get your leg down?

That's gross.

You're such a fucking loser.

Like, what are you doing?

Why are you not, like, elsewhere?

Um, because I don't have anywhere to be.

That's right.

Because losers like you literally don't have anything going on.

Unlike me, like, trying to see when I'm going to link up with Megan.

And then I've got school going on, like, because I actually have things going for

myself.

Like, what is your plan?

Do you, like, plan to work at a gas station? Like, you're not going to

school.

Yeah, maybe.

Just going to be a fucking gas station attendant for the rest of your loser

life? Yeah, or work at a warehouse, or, like, dig

ditches. And you think you're going to end up with, like, anybody doing that

for a living?

Yeah. Honestly, my real plan is I'm going to find a sugar mama.

Seriously? Yeah. What do you have to offer them?

Why would they give you any sugar?

You're a fucking loser.

My personality?

Being handsome.

Handsome? I would say.

I could give them massages. I can push them in their wheelchair.

So you're going wheelchair vibes.

That's disturbing.

Well, whatever I got to do, you know.

It's all right time, right place, you know.

I'm going to hit up that casino.

Because there's like old rich ladies that go there sometimes, I think.

They're not looking for losers like you.

Like buy a suit or something. They won't know I'm a loser.

A suit?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

You're so pathetic.

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't. Fawn artist vibes.

Yeah, well, not everybody can just be, like, a hot girl that, like, is smart

and does good in life, okay?

So.

Yeah, I wouldn't know anything about, like, your pathetic life. I always get

everything I want.

Yeah, I know.

It's really cool.

Yeah, I mean, it sucks for you.

But what are you going to do about it? Clearly nothing.

well that's yeah that's what i've been doing lately megan can't hang out right

now that's annoying but why why don't you like why don't you like

be like nice to me for once and like hook me and megan up on a date what the

are you talking about you think my girlfriend megan hot just like

me is gonna want a loser like you

We literally just went... Tell her to give me a shot.

A shot?

I got a lot of untapped potential.

I got a lot of... Yeah.

Future gas station attendant.

Possible scammy sugar baby.

Like, no. I mean, we're both going to school.

Like, every boy in school wants to be with us.

Like, I mean, why would she want you? Like, be for real.

I don't know. Like, like...

I made her, like, laugh one time when she came over, like... Yeah, because she

thinks you're pathetic.

Oh, God.

Come on, like, just, like, give me a shot. I'll, like, listen, when I get a

job, soon, I'm getting a job soon, like, I'll give you some money.

Just, like, set me up on a date.

You don't even like the things that, like, we like.

You're just boring and regular.

You would never know how to, like, please her.

What are you talking about? Even if you had a shot. You don't know that. I'm

into all kinds of stuff.

Like, I would do, like, anything.

Anything? Yeah.

I'm cool.

I'm, like, I just am okay about it.

I'm not going to tell my, like, sister, like, oh, I'm into all kinds of weird

stuff or whatever.

Okay.

Interesting. So, well, I mean, are you serious? Like, you actually want me to,

like, hook you up? Yes, please. God, yes.

She's so hot. You're literally so pathetic. Well, I'd have to, like,

actually make sure that you could do remotely anything that

she would enjoy or find pleasure out of, so, like... Okay, whatever. I want a,

like, hot goth girlfriend. Like, I really, like, I'm serious.

Well, like, get over here.

What? Stick your tongue out.

On your feet?

Yeah, you said you'd do anything, so, like, I don't know, come lick them.

But they're dirty that you were walking around the house with them.

You honestly think I care? Like, you want a shot with Megan, don't you?

Yeah. Then come lick my feet.

Okay.

Yeah.

You're gonna have to, like, do these things if you end up with a hot goth

girl like Megan.

It has, like, dirt on them and stuff.

So, like, clean it off.

At least you can make yourself useful in that way, because you're already such a

fucking loser.

You know, you could clean off our feet. Is that good?

Yeah, I mean, that's actually not bad.

It's just kind of weird, of course.

You guys are freaky.

Okay. You literally said you do anything, that you have, like, all

these... Yeah, no, I know. I totally... No, yeah, this is... It's totally cool.

Like, what is wrong with licking feet?

It's one way to, like, really prove yourself to her.

You know, she loves having her feet worshipped, so...

Yeah, no, I mean, this is cool.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. You actually got a really big mouth.

You could just take the whole foot.

Wow. You really are pathetic.

My God.

See?

I did it. No problem.

And you got most of the dirt off. That's impressive.

Okay, so, like, text her. Like, let's set something up.

Just lay back. What? Because, like, that's just, like, the first test.

I mean, I gotta make sure that, like, you could handle what Megan's

into. Like, we're hot goth girls, so, like, open your mouth.

Why? Just open your mouth.

Why? I'm gonna spit in it.

Don't. You're just...

My sister spit in my mouth. That's fucking weird as hell.

You just thought you'd do anything to be, like, hooked up with Megan.

And, like, what do you think we're into?

Okay, okay, okay. We're not boring.

Okay, yeah, that's fine. Okay.

Swallow it.

See, that's, like, not too bad.

Yeah, no, it's fine.

Again.

I mean, it's basically like kissing, but way hotter.

You swap spit anyway.

Yeah, that's cool. But now, like, if you're really into her, then you'll

swallow her spit.

Okay. Open your mouth then.

Don't even hesitate.

Like, just swallow it. Okay, swallow it. It's so hot.

Swallow it. No, it's cool.

I have a little bit more though, so like, open that up.

Well, I'm actually like, halfway impressed with you.

See, I told you.

I mean, so, I think my like, biggest concern of all of it though,

like, honestly, you're a loser, but we already know that.

is that you have a small debt like i just have this feeling i don't i don't

losers always have small dicks that's not even true and number one i am a

loser and my dick is big actually it's big do you even like know how to work it

yeah really yeah

well like pull it out so i can see it and Like, I

feel like you're lying, so... I'm not lying. I have to make sure it's, like,

actually... I'm not lying. I have a big dick.

It's, like, pretty good size.

Oh, my God. It's fucking tiny.

What the fuck is that?

It's not... Well, it's not, like, hard by now. It gets, like, way bigger.

Ew!

That's such a loser penis.

I mean, you honestly think that, like... It's a good penis.

It gets way bigger.

Yes, it gets way bigger.

It gets bigger?

I bet it only gets, like, an inch bigger.

I gotta, like, trim it up, you know?

Oh, my God. Well, like, get it hard, then. If it gets so much bigger, like,

show me.

Okay, I will.

Just give me, like, a minute.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, like, hurry up. It's not like I have all day.

Wait, can I, like, see?

See what? You want to see, like, my tits?

Yeah. Yeah?

Would that help you?

Please? You're so fucking pathetic.

Jerks my tits.

Oh, shit. They're so nice.

So dumb.

Small dick.

Loser. Nothing going for you, man.

You did, like, lick my feet.

This is a hot goth girl body like you have to know how to use it and

cherish it.

Like come on now.

Is that almost like hard?

Yeah, almost.

Just give me a minute.

I'm so pathetic.

Get it hard. I mean, because from what I'm seeing, it looks very small.

And, like, you can't expect to, like, fuck any girl with that small of a dick.

Oh, shit.

I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Yeah?

But you've never seen a body like this before. No, no. Just like on, you know,

like video stuff.

For hours, I'm sure you, like, jerked lots of videos online.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Okay, look, look. Look, it's hard.

Oh, my God.

Hmm.

See, I told you, it's, like, pretty big.

It actually grew a lot.

See?

Hmm. I mean, for a loser, it is actually, like, not a bad-sized dick.

You know, I just certainly wouldn't, like, pull it out in front of anybody if

it's not hard.

I mean, I'm actually, like, kind of impressed.

See, I told you.

Which is, I was not expecting that.

Well, well, I don't know. I mean, I think, like, if you really want me to

hook you up with Megan, like, I'm going to make sure you know how to fuck her.

I'm good.

I've had sex before.

Yeah, right.

I have, like, well, like, once.

Well, it was like a, you know, it was kind of like a handjob, but. Oh, my God.

It was like a girl.

I'm pretty... It was definitely a girl.

Like, don't you want to impress her? Like, if you did get that opportunity,

like, be able to show her, like, you know how to take control and use her

body right?

Yeah. Well, then, yeah, you need more experience. I mean, you need to know how

to fuck a girl the right way.

Okay.

So, like... I guess...

You're going to have to fuck me so I know.

What? Seriously? Like, if I'm going to hook you up with her, then I have to be

able to tell her, like, you know, he's good in bed. I mean, he's a loser, but

he knows how to fuck.

Okay. So, like, I don't know. I mean.

Okay. I guess.

I guess I can suck it and get it wet first.

Okay.

Oh,

fuck.

Don't get ahead of yourself, though.

Okay.

Fuck, yeah. Oh, my God.

We better not cum.

What? Like, don't cum. You sound like you're gonna, like, bust your fucking

load. Yeah.

Sorry. You're gonna be able to hold out.

Yeah, yeah, I gotta last a while. No, I can last a while. Sometimes, like, I

jerk off for, like, a really long time.

Yeah, like, well, that's good. You should be able to make Megan cum, like,

multiple times.

Multiple times?

Mm-hmm, before you cum.

Holy shit.

I'm going to write it now.

Okay.

Make sure it feels good on me.

It's actually, like, really deep.

Oh,

my

God.

Yeah, where are my tattoos?

No, I can do it yeah you better you better not come I know my pussy

You have to hold out

I need to come first

See, I'm doing pretty good for like a loser, right?

Actually, like, not bad.

My pussy tastes so bad.

It's gonna make me calm.

Well, don't fucking calm.

Just, like, fuck me harder like a real man.

Okay, okay.

Yeah.

Just tell me.

I can feel it.

Really? Yeah.

Holy shit.

Keep going. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Keep going.

Hmm.

I don't like that.

Not my pussy.

Shoot it straight in my mouth.

Okay. I can't come out of my pussy.

Oh, yeah. Good.

Make sure you get it right in my mouth, though.

Nowhere else.

Talk to Megan, right?

I'll let her know that she should give you a shot.

Cool.

But, like, this has to stay between us.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Okay, so I'll talk to her.