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[waterfall]

Hm?

Orochimaru...!

Hm?

Hm? I wonder what that was?

Could it be a kitty cat...?

Oh well...

[splashing]

[chuckle] Just look at that!

Hmmm...

(Jiraiya) Boobs. So many boobs.

This is awesome!

(Orochimaru) Is this what you called me here for?

...I'm leaving.

Shh! Hey, come on! Don't talk so loud, would ya?

[chuckle] You wanna look? Oooh! There are lots of butts in there, too!

(Jiraiya) [giggling]... Yes!

Hey, Orochimaru!

...Orochimaru?

You pervy brat!

[grunt]

(Jiraiya) [screaming]

(Jiraiya) Hot water!? Come on! Why!?

[dogs howling]

(Jiraiya) All right, here's the plan...

You'll disguise yourself and attack Tsunade.

And then I'll swoop in just in the nick of time and "save" her

...by chasing you away!

And that's when Tsunade will say something like "Oh, thanks! You're so amazing, Jiraiya!"

But what's the point of doing all this?

I don't get it.

(JIraiya) It has deep significance to me.

It has very deep significance.

She's close.

Huh?

(Tsunade) Damn it! If only I'd folded back then!

Nah& gambling isn't that simple&

I bet that it was just that& Yeah, probably&

[meow0

I'm almost entirely sure of it...

It must have been the snap& the way the dice rolled.

That's it... that's the moment...

It's what seals your fate about whether you win or lose.

Yeah, the snap&

Huh?! Who are you?

I'm in a really bad mood right now.

If you try anything& I'll kill you!

[gasp]

[attack cry]

[shouting]

Oh, no! Tsunade! What happened?! Are you okay?!

Listen, everything will be fine! I'm here now, and, uh...

Huh? Huh...?

...don't worry?

Now... okay...

(Tsunade) Huh? What're you doing here, Jiraiya?

[gasp]

Oh, actually, I, Uh... I mean...

You see, you're, uh... You're, uh, looking& awfully sexy... tonight.

That's it, Jiraiya. I'm leaving.

[nervous laugh]

Oh, boy. Just what are the two of you up to this time?!

[nervous laugh]

Uh, yeah.

[fire crackling]

(Tsunade) It gets so cold here when night falls&

Well... I doubt that they're going to attack us tonight...

Hey, you know what? I have an idea:

why don't the three of us talk about our dreams tonight?

(Orochimaru) Dreams..?

Yeah! I mean, if you even have any dreams at all, that is&

(Tsunade) I assumed all you ever thought about was lewd stuff, Jiraiya!

But it is an interesting topic for you to bring up.

(Jiraiya) Well, then... let's start with you, Tsunade.

Start with me?

Well, all right, then! I want to see the whole world, all four corners of it!

(Jiraiya) The world, huh?! Now that is a bold dream!

[chuckle]

And I'm gonna win big in every casino out there!

Now, you! What's your dream, Jiraiya?

Let's see. I guess my dream is&

Well, maybe my dream could be... to protect you during your travels.

No thanks.

[nervous grunt]

[fire crackling]

Orochimaru! Your turn!

Open up and talk about yourself for a change!

(Orochimaru) Dreams...

I don't have any.

(Jiraiya) [laughs] You sure are one boring guy!

(Tsunade) Oh, leave him be! To each his own, I say.

(Tsunade) Besides, some things we want to keep to ourselves-

To master ninjutsu.

And become stronger than anyone.

(Jiraiya) Oh? Yeah? For what purpose?

For what purpose?

[chuckle] Well, actually... I've never thought about why...

Of course not! [chuckle] That is just so like you!

You speak as if you know me.

Oh! Wait, I know! Wouldn't it be great to write about what we see and hear...

...on our travels, Tsunade?

You can just go by yourself.

Sure, but that would be so... very...

...lonely.

[grunt]

[attack yell]

[grunt]

[laugh]

[attack grunt]

[attack grunt]

[screaming]

(Jiraiya) They're coming one after another!

(Orochimaru) Yes!

(Tsunade) I'll pulverize them!

[fighting grunts and groans]

Oh, that's right. This is the last one.

Thank you for the food.

Huh. I think I've mastered simmered dishes...

Guess I'll try meuniere next...

[weary sigh]

I'm off.

[birds chirping]

[crowd chatter]

(Kid) Dad! Dad! Please?

(Father) Oh, alright. Why not?

(Kid) [cheering]

(Man) This place is great!

(cook) Another order of ramen over here!

[attack grunt]

[fighting grunts]

[small chuckle]

(Third Hokage) Kakashi, you're terrific!

If I let my guard down even a moment, I think you'd win!

(Kakashi) Thank you.

Kakashi's amazing, isn't he?

Well, his dad's a genius, so even without training he probably still has skills that he inherited.

Anyway, since I'm from the Uchiha Clan, I'll just keep on doing my best.

I'll bet you that secretly he's probably a closet pervert.

Hm?

You were great, Kakashi!

You think so?

Do you train all the time? Seriously, you're amazing!

Not really& I mostly just spend time reading.

[school bell chimes]

Hm.

Huh, alright.

Kakashi... really is kind of amazing...

[gasp]

That's incredible& Kakashi, you really are amazing!

Come on out. I made plenty&

...so you might as well stay and eat.

[gasp] You caught me!

I'm so sorry&

Huh?!

(Obito) Woah!

(Rin) So Kakashi, you live here by yourself?

Hey, you know, that whole "whoosh-whoosh" fishing thing you do is really incredible, Kakashi.

Yeah! That "whoosh -whoosh&" is amazing.

You think so?

(Obito) What presentation!

(Rin) So... what is it, Kakashi?

(Kakashi) River fish meuniere... Kakashi-style.

(All) Thank you for the food!

Kakashi! This dish... is so delicious!

It's like something from a restaurant.

Yeah, this is great! You're amazing at this, too!

You think so?

When you're older do you think that you'll become a chef?

Huh?! No, I doubt that!

I guess not, huh?

[laughter]

I'm off!

Hey, Kakashi!

Yeah&?

The food you made for us last night was really great!

I mean, no joke! It was really delicious!

Hey... are you listening?

Yeah&

Hey, speaking of food, that place is really good.

Hey, hold up! Let's go there next time.

Yeah...

(Guy) Kakashi! Join me...! In the Springtime of youth!

The what now?

You are my eternal rival!

My man of fate!

Huh?

Come on and fight me!

Sorry, but I'll pass.

[grunt] Let's go!

[attack grunts]

Wow, instant kill& Amazing, just amazing!

Good! My eternal rival is nothing if not amazing!

I'm home.

Oh, yeah...

It's tomorrow.

I'm off.

Father...

You broke the rules for the sake of your friends, right?

I've started to make friends, too... but...

I'll never let myself be like you, Dad.

I'll obey the rules.

All right, dad... I'll see you later.

I'm off.

Morning! Are you feeling better?

You were absent yesterday, and frankly, it's no fun when you're not around, Kakashi!

You think so?

All right, Kakashi! I may have lost to you last time& But that was the Might Guy of the past.

And the newly-reborn Might Guy is not going to lose to you ever again!

Your face is still all swollen.

Of course! The springtime of youth& will never end!

The springtime of youth&

Now, let's do this!

-Whoa! -Kakashi!

[fighting grunts]

Wow! Guy's actually keeping up!

Hm?

Kakashi! You can do it!

Huh? Yeah! Get him, Kakashi!

[fighting grunts]

(Guy) Never... wane!

(Kakashi) You might be right!

(Rin, Kakashi, Obito) The End!

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(Naruto) The next episode's all about Sasuke!

(Sasuke) After the battle where I fought Naruto and after the Fourth Great Ninja War

... I went on a journey to atone for my sins.

The Sharingan in my right eye and the Rinnegan in my left.

The future reflected in these eyes that once stared into darkness.

Next time on Naruto Shippuden: "Sasuke's Story: Sunrise, Part 1: The Exploding Human."

(Sasuke) This is a story... about my atonement.

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