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Just a little farther!

(Tenten) With this, I can-!

[scream]

With those two Ninja Tools, we can seal the enemy in an instant!

But before we can, I need to ask someone from the Cloud how to use them!

Wha-?!

Heh!...Now! Become one!

(Tenten) I...can't...move...

(Tenten) No...! I have to...

I have to save everyone before it's too late!

Wait, huh-?!

Huh?

I don't know how, but this is my room, right...?

The Hidden Leaf Village...

Wait, but how...?

Does this mean that I was transported here from the battlefield?!

[chattering]

[panting]

If I was brought back here, what happened to everybody else? I've gotta find somebody that I can ask!

Yeah, I'm doing great! How 'bout you?

Can we go to get some ice cream? Please?!

(Tenten) Hold on...What is this feeling...?

[laughter]

PORK BUNS

Here you go! Enjoy them!

I may not be on the battlefield anymore, but, still,...it's way too peaceful here...

(Rock Lee) Tenten!

Huh?

(Guy) Ah! There you are!

Oh, thank goodness!

Guy Sensei, you and Lee got transported here, too?

(Tenten) Huh?!

Like a new comet, I am Rock Lee, the fashion trendsetter of the Hidden Leaf!

[chattering]

Coolly making my entrance!

Nope, no good!

I'm sorry, but that was no good!

But, why? What was wrong with it, Sensei?

A true fashion trendsetter doesn't say such things, he elicits them from others!

Remember, adults must always conduct themselves in a cool manner, Lee.

I will be more careful! Thanks, Sensei!

That is the power of style!

Hold it right there!

What's with you?! At a time like this?! What is happening?!

Time like this...?

(Tenten) Yeah! We're in the middle of a war!

This is not the time to be joking around, my friends!

But, Tenten...What are you even talking about?!

If you're referring to the Third Great Ninja War, it ended a long time ago.

Just snap out of it. You're not helping things by playing the fool.

Well, from my standpoint, you are the one who needs to snap out of it.

What?!

(Neji) He's right, Tenten.

It seems to me that you need to wake up!

[gasp] No way!

But that voice is...!

You keep insisting on wearing those ugly sports bras!

It's time for you to wake up and go put on some "better" underwear!

Huh?! Ugly sports bra? What...?

(Tenten) [shriek]

Why would he-? What is going on?!

That was completely uncool! You do not have any sense of style at all, Neji!

Ugh! This is all just a part of discipline and training!

(Tenten) You've got to be kidding! Neji's acting like a pervert!

(Tenten) Wait,...Neji is supposed to be dead! So why are Guy Sensei and Lee acting like nothing happened?

(Menma) Hey, what's with all the noise over here?

Oh, perfect! You guys are just in time!

Huh?!

Uh...

It is the usual issue...I hope you will give Neji a good scolding. Please, Menma!

Huh?

(Tenten) Menma?!

Yeah? Is something wrong?

Well,...uh...

This is great! Barbecued meat is the best!

That's hardly the truth. Even if it is dinnertime, I'd prefer something much lighter.

Oh, you would? This feels pretty light to me.

I don't think that's what he was talking about...

(Kiba) [laughter] You're always such a fool!

Do you want more to eat? Hey, Tenten?

Huh? Oh. Yeah...

(Tenten) I came along to confirm my suspicions, but...

I have to say, Neji, that your dirty mind is still a really serious problem.

Oh, I was merely trying to discipline her!

Quit makin' excuses!

You're a freakin' disgrace to our clan!

Do that again and I'll rip your eyes out! You'd better remember that, you idiot!

Uh,...that's not a nice joke, Lady Hinata.

Oh, that's so scary...I just couldn't imagine doing something like that.

Hey! Don't use this as a chance to get close to Menma or I will kill you!

Listen, Menma doesn't want your kind of attention, all right?! Just go away! Shoo! Shoo!

No, you go away!

Shoo! Shoo!

You're both huge pains; just get lost.

What?! Menma!

(Sakura) Aw, don't be so cold to me, Menma!

Hey, don't get so worked up. I mean, you still have me!

Huh? I don't need a cheap flirt like you!

Wow, talk about an overreaction.

But, then again, that's what I like about you, my kitten.

Oh, did someone say kitten? They're so cute! Hey, I love all cats!

(Shino) No one's talking about cats!

But what really concerns me, right now, is the source of this repulsive feeling I've been having...

There it is!

(Hinata) Hey, what the hell are you doing?! We're trying to eat here!

Don't worry! This spray is harmless to humans. But I will show no mercy toward bugs, not even teeny ones!

That's not the problem here!

[sigh] Thanks for the food.

What? Are you leaving already?

We're all splitting the bill, so you should eat up!

[sigh] Thanks, but I'm feeling full. This is for my share of the food.

Hm.

[chattering]

(Drunk A) Lord Kizashi Haruno is the best!

Hear, hear! Raise a toast to Lord Fourth! [laughter]

Hm?

(Tenten) Whose Great Stone Face is that...?!

I don't know what's going on here, but this isn't the Leaf Village that I know...

[grunt]

And it isn't a dream either...

Wait, maybe...I could be trapped inside a genjutsu, right now!

Well, then I'll just have to break out of it!

Release!

[laughter]

Release!

Release! Release! Release! I said, release!

[laughter]

What the heck is going on? It isn't working at all!

Does this mean that I'm not able to release the genjutsu or is something else going on?!

That's right,...I still have to save everyone...

Whatever might be going on, I can't just stay locked up here.

(Tenten) I'm not gonna let you get away with this!

(Tenten) I'm going to find a way to get out of here, Madara, and then I'm going to seal you away!

(Tenten) If I'm going to escape from this world, I have to learn every detail I can about genjutsu.

It seems that I can't release the genjutsu. But there must be something else I can do...

Although,...it sure doesn't seem like these old textbooks are going to be a whole lot of help...

(Neji) Hey, Tenten!

(Rock Lee) Are you up?

(Tenten) Oh. Is it time for morning training?

No, of course it's not! 'Cause this is a fake world created by our enemy!

I can't wast any time on fake people like them!

(Neji) Oh, here she is!

Good morning, Tenten. How are you today?

I gotta say, they did a good job making you guys. Even up close, you look real!

What does that mean? What are you talking about?!

Listen, I don't have any intention of getting all friendly with you.

I'm not going to be training or going on missions, so make sure that you remember that, you got it?

(gasp) No training or going on missions?!

Uh...Hey, Lee...Do you think Tenten's still half-asleep or something?

I suppose it is possible.

She left early yesterday when we all ate...And it could very well be that she caught a cold, too, so she-

Look, I'm wide awake, and I don't have a cold! Anyway, please just leave me alone!

Okay, no more distractions! I gotta study everything I can get my hands on!

(Rock Lee) What do you think is going on with Tenten, anyway?

Ditching her training and her missions...That's completely forbidden for a Hidden Leaf Shinobi!

Nyah, nyah! She must really hate you!

I really don't think that's the problem!

Then again, he could be right on target about that.

I mean, face it: your team has some serious issues.

That is true. I know that I wouldn't be able to handle all of that vulgar talk...

You're saying I'm the problem?!

No, we aren't. As far as I've been able to make out, her angry feelings are directed at something more than that.

Does that mean you are telling us...that I am also to blame?

LEAF VILLAGE LIBRARY

Guess I'll have to use the library to research this.

I'm not used to visiting this place, but...

(Rock Lee) Uh, hey, Tenten!

Why are you two here? I mean,...didn't you hear what I told you guys before?!

We did hear you! And that is exactly why we are here!

Now, let us do this, Neji!

(Rock Lee and Neji) Please! Forgive us!

Huh?

That was a really nice apology.

Sincerity is reflected in your attitude!

(Tenten) What's happening?! I don't understand this at all!

(Tenten) Wait,...could they be Madara's henchmen?

(Tenten) Which must mean that they intend to tempt me - or drag me - into accepting this world?!

Huh?!

Please give them a break and forgive them, would you? They're both really sorry for whatever they did!

Yeah, I agree. Please forgive them!

No-!

Uh,...Tenten...?

You can all try to come after me, but whatever you do, it won't work!

(Tenten) You, and you, and you!

Don't come near me till hell freezes over!

(Choji) Oh,...wow!

(Shikamaru) Ooooh! You're gonna have to wait a long time!

Seriously? I cannot believe she said that.

Now, now, Lee. Hang in there. Don't get all depressed...

But I do wonder what's making her act this way...

Well, maybe she's not actually mad, but she's just worried about something instead?

Worried, huh?

She has no appetite,...she rejects her friends,...and she wants to be left alone...

It's completely clear to me! There can be no mistake! She's lovesick!

Ha! That's all you ever think about!

(Sakura) What do you think, Menma?

What I think is that we aren't going to get anywhere just talking amongst ourselves.

You're right about that.

So instead, I say that all of us should work together to do something for Tenten!

(Neji) All right!

(Rock Lee) Let us do it!

(Tenten) Nothing here...

(Tenten) Or here. Or here,...or here,...or here!

I thought that I could find some answers by coming here,...but not one of these books is helpful in the slightest!

It's not like I'm any good at research to begin with...

To be honest, I prefer to have someone else do the thinking for me...

(Tenten) I wonder what's happening with everyone back in the real world, right now...

(Tenten) I can't be wasting so much time like this!

A rose?

That's a face longing for love for sure, my kitt-

(Sasuke) [yelp]

Hey, just what do you think you're trying to pull?!

I'm sorry about that, Tenten.

I keep telling you to stay out of my way! When are you guys going to listen?!

Wait. You're leaving already?

Yeah, because you're bothering me!

You don't have to be so rude, you know! All of us are just really worried about you, that's all!

Enough! You can cut the act now, you fakes!

(Sakura) Ten...ten...?

You can try to get in my way, but I'm not gonna quit!

I'm going to find a way to get home to my own world!

She's got it bad.

She's just upset thanks to your stupid idea!

Oh boy...

I think she's beyond our help now. She's in full battle mode and just isn't listening to us one bit!

So you didn't fare any better than we dud, huh?

If it is not Neji's dirty mind, and is not that she is in love,...

...then what can we possibly do?!

(Shino) Leave her alone.

(Shino) And by that I mean don't "bug" her...

He's right! Believe me, I'm sure that's what Tenten wants!

But is that not...too cold a way to behave toward a friend?

Actually, I don't think that we should leve her alone.

Something has been bothering me...

Menma, you never cease to amaze me!

You're such a kind, good, and thoughtful friend!

You're the complete opposite of that damn Tenten! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go beat some sense into that idiot!

Oh...! Wait just a moment, Lady Hinata!

She vanished!

That was just a clone she left behind. The real one is already gone.

Ugh, that Hinata!

(Rock Lee) I have a bad feeling about this...

It's okay! I'll track her scent. Everyone follow me!

An entire day gone, and I still haven't found any leads at all.

Will I ever get back, or am I stuck here for good?

Is it even possible for me to get back home?!

Huh?!

(Hinata) The hell is this?

Wow, what an ugly weapon!

You can't just take that from me! Now, give it back.

Yeah. No way. If you want it back, you're gonna hafta apologize for your behavior today.

(Hinata) Everyone's all worried about you, and all you do is trash us and point fingers!

No more games! Just spit it out, Tenten, what is going on here?!

(Kiba) There she is!

Hinata! You're being too rough, like always!

Just shut up! We won't get anywhere otherwise!

All right, then I'll just take it back by force!

[gasp]

Hey, what-?!

No! Hinata!

[gasp]

[gasp]

Tenten, stand down.

Huh?

What just happened?!

(Shino) That was...

[chattering]

(Hinata) Hey, wait, damn it!

You don't train something like that on a friend. What is going on with you, Tenten?

You deserved it. Quit pretending! You aren't my friends!

(Tenten) And I didn't ask you to worry about me!

(Tenten) I have goals of my own to pursue. And I don't want any of you to get in my way.

This isn't the place where I belong. I don't care about this village or any of you!

(Rock Lee) You are lying!

Huh?

That cannot be true!

(Rock Lee) You are not really like this!

Hm.

Believe whatever you want to!

Man, what has gotten into her, anyway?!

This is more than just weird...It's like she's a totally different person, now!

[growl] She's really pissing me off!

Those kids are fighting! Isn't it terrible?!

Yeah, but, that's what kids are like these days...

Very interesting...

(Tenten) All I want is to know some methods to undo genjutsu!

(Tenten) What do you do when the usual release jutsu doesn't work and you can't rely on help from your friends?

(Kurenai) Wow, that's a very difficult question...

(Kurenai) Maybe it's possible if you're more powerful than the jutsu user, but...

(Tenten) I thought so...

(Naruto) Next time on Naruto Shippuden: "Where Tenten Belongs"

(Tenten) I have no idea what else I can try!