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when you left me all alone at the rec

H told me you were going out for a s of

power you were gone through quite a

while half an hour more you came back

and man man this is what I

saw stick on Your Collar to a tail on

you stick on Your Collar said you were

un true

take your bottom

dollar you and

I lipstick on your color to tail on you

boy to tail on you

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to to the film festival of can on the

the fren Riviera come the brains and

beauty of the world's picture

industry Diana do is in danger of

getting writers crap and she's not the

only

one Associated British star Richard Todd

is in great demand outside the Stars

hotels autograph Hunters are waiting to

pass Diana doors again with Veron

grah nobody's sure if can is a film

festival or a battle of Glamour but the

latest report from the front is that the

morale of our troops is quite

outstanding Sylvia

Berry Sylvia

Berry best wishes silia

B

P what put the wireless

on yeah yeah

oh my

love

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syvia

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only turn it up this is a good one

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py turn up

yourself

C you

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fcker to make other change in

me for it's true

you

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are when you hold my hand

I understand the

magic that you

do you're my dream come

true one cheese and pickle one cor and

and and lucky to get it lucky is the

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word yeah put it off it's m just

mck we upstairs is a

disgrace

it's get the broom give me a broom good

got a councel we don't have to put up

with this and a bird don't like it NE

the Broom the

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broom give it to him

girl the time is just coming up to 10

minutes to 88 time now for this

morning's lift up your hearts the

speaker is the

corner what kind of keep a sort of

rubbish for a Sunday it's right up your

so downstairs again

[ __ ] you know I've had enough of this

all right that's

enough I'll do Vicky I could go on bang

it all day not doing it good yeah but

look at their marks on the ceiling P

they're not on our

backside nothing they you're not here

all day every day the wild is

I don't like violence Vicki all

depends we weren't sent into the world

for that to Vicki we're not animals she

is a cow

Victoria sorry

Fred we haven't got good neighbors

that's for sure

but that don't Al nothing do it we've

got to live as the Lord says we've got

to if we

can that's a big if strike a

light you're keeping your eye on the

time are you

afraid

assho

what

[ __ ] tossed on the

Billow a far from friendly land

and look up to him who holds

thee in the hollow of his hand it's 52

friend

time

time time rules us

all and when I pack it

in what I

get a gold watch huh if you're lucky

what you mean lucky what's L going to do

with it

well might not be gold that's

all mean

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SS keep not your treasure in what's

it all that breed and I

mean it only rusts like the good bookses

golden rust oh you're such a bloody nol

sorry friend I expect you're right you

usually

are T then may put him

T I got a

name t

FR

Frank wle Fred

I'm off

now

sorry I said I'm

off right you are then want to wish you

luck yeah thank you you should be

proud not every Tom Dick and Harry gets

to work at the war office no no that's

true

so all the

best for

thanks for my

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breakfast God

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Almighty Ain you going to get

out cuz you're my wife that's what for

stop it

P stop

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walk I'm tired

and so am

I don't

lazy that's you

just you

wait he came out of a pub on a Sunday

morning so drunk he could hardly stand

up D straight to the middle of the

bleeding Salvation Army Band didn't they

they got hold of him Frank they got

their hands on him mom said he drank a

lot oh well he still did I'll touch it

now not even at

Christmas do you have a drop

Frank well now and then only don't let

him smell it on you will

you can't afford it

anyway T then I'm Vicki I see you I'm

glad you're here thank

what's the

matter he'll knock the old bloody ass

down one

day what is it I thought it

was I knew it was he's the Corin in my

office at the war office I mean I have

to work with him and he beats her a

Vicki that lovely lovely girl what

lovely

girl I got to go better not be late on

my first morning she's a tart Frank yeah

oh Frank Frank there's been enough

heartache in this family what do you

mean your mother married a Welshman and

I married a bleeding

Maniac let's hope you can do

better

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hey somay I'm going to write the Story

of My Life I'll tell about

the night we met and now my heart can

forget the way you

smile at

me I'd like the world to

know the Story of My

Life the moment when your lips met mine

and that first exciting time I have you

close to me

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don't say it Wallace please I'm sorry

just don't say it I was not proposing to

Harry whatever it

is mind you I contemplated whatever it

might

be cometh the hour cometh the man

see this is what I mean this is why I

say roll

on we'll have to put up with it now so

put a peg on your nose Franco son cuz

this is the sort of shite we have to

mess with and you can have it mate

welcome

thanks nasty little bugger what

corals yeah

well what about them what sort of block

would ever want a be one oh there's lots

of scope in Civil Life if you've ever

risen as high as your actual two stripes

like

what lavatory attendant or boot cleaner

in a Doss house mind you that is

starting at the very top it's not every

Corporal gets as far as that come on

we've got to get through this have we

this is a letter right one of theirs

Russian I can see that some poor bugger

from our side hangs around near one of

their barracks on the lookout for scraps

like this he hangs around and then he

creeps slowly towards the [ __ ] house on

his hands and knees get off no now

honest the poor bloody sods don't have

proper toilet paper or things like that

what are you talking about the

Russians

propaganda not so loud boil well it is

Li Manch you know what I mean it's the

work a state that's why well whether it

is or no they wipe their backsides on

the letters they get or the letters they

don't send or something like that an our

man dives in after them you are not

having me on no it's the

truth are you telling me right Aro

creeps up behind the bucket when a

bloody Bolshevik is at a shy a Corporal

I should think and he grabs the paper up

from the

Press what after he's

after it's been used I fumigate it

Christ are you

s you've got to put your mind somewhere

else on this job you've got to think of

something else or it'll drive you around

the bloody Bend you sure this is

disinfected just let your mind go just

drift off that's what I do I

mean if they've wiped their bums on this

it's not right it's not right at

all what difference does one more little

bit of [ __ ]

make the old bloody job stinks anyway

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I found my

thr on Blueberry

Hill on Blueberry

Hill When I Found

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You The Moon stood stood

still on blueberry hair

and lingered

until my dream came

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true the wind in the world

PL love sweet

Melo but all of the V you

made B never to

be oh we

a you for to be

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still oh you were my

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thrill on Blueberry

Hills the wind in the will PL

loves me

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Meelo but all of the V you

made what only to

be so we

a you call a me

still for you were my thrill

blueberry

here what do we have to do with

it use it

again what do you think translate it

nickn but it's a

letter I mean it's well a letter yeah

and it's not a French one neither

what do you mean it's a

letter I mean a letter is

private are you Coco or what I got a

conscience I hope I know what's right

and what isn't your feet won't touch the

ground yes but they'll have you in a

charge in 2 minutes flat even

so oh all right then that was a struggle

there's no room for idealism in this

world

listen every time one of these private

letters mentions a place you send the

infot room 1 two 3 two doors along

there's no girls in there

neither and every time it mentions a

person like you know the name of an

officer or or better still his Co he

send it upstairs to Room 223 and every

time

Christ what it's all

[ __ ] is

it well this is the Army is't it what do

you

think

Ron roll

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on my dear

rest my

darling

tomorrow is

near the sun will bring

Showers of

sadness I

fear your lips won't be

smiling your eyes will not

Shine for I

know tomorrow so that your love won't be

mine it's

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almost but what can I bleeding

dump

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kiss I love

you forever

till Stars SE to

shine and hope

somay

darling you'll always be

mine your heart was so warm dear it now

has turned

cold me and bloody me gr

old it's

almost

tomorrow for Here

Comes the

Sun but still I

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my God it's like being in some great

Tom the main thing Frank is you got to

count each minute in this place as three

minutes it's so bloody boring I suppose

I'll get the Ang of it

eventually six more weeks and three more

days face and I'm out of the calabos

lucky Lucky

Devil how long have you got 10 months 2

weeks and 4 days plus 4

hours what are you going to do then get

drunk yeah well we wouldn't

Christ no I mean after your dmob good

job to go to in there Oxford I'm uh

actually going up to Oxford you know the

university got a

scholarship

yeah well it takes all sorts what are

you going to do uh drums you than pardon

music I'll play the drums dance band

really come on that's

something yeah can't wait mind you I

haven't got anything lined up not yet oh

SC oh it'll happen all

right listen that Oxford stuff mhm I

wouldn't mention it to corpal

Berry what do you mean well he's as

thick as [ __ ] in the neck of a bottle

and he ains anyone else who isn't poison

he's poison that man Li me he's got up

your nose already by the sent of it well

I had the shock of my life last night I

don't know what to do about it what he's

living in the same place as I am

upstairs too close for comfort it's not

just that it's

it's what

what don't know whether I should tell

you or not tell me

what it's about his wife see

uhhuh well come on

then she's the most beautiful young

woman I ever oh I tell you she's like a

like a right it's not that it's

it he beats of the

bugger what last night I heard it I

didn't know what to

do what a bully any man who can hit a

lovely

young a

word I like a word oh Christ listen

Corell

I little

[ __ ] C you'll kill him you're a Sno are

you hey you come between a man and his

wife he hey right there's a pan full of

[ __ ] back there and you are just a bloke

to deal with

it you tangle with me my son you get

more than you ever expect no

no no

now look at

it look at it go on take a closer look

[ __ ] to [ __ ]

hello you

there hello

shut up

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you're cheating

heart will'll find someday

and crave the

love you threw

away the time will

come when you'll

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be still green about the gills eh

Frank I don't see it as funny I don't

think it's funny at all no not the time

no

This coffee's turning

SES what's the matter with it it's all

froy

and yes no there's nothing wrong with

the coffee Frank it's the new way they

forc steam through it it's Italian well

I don't like it oh it's all the

style everything's changing for the

worse they have music in here in the

evenings you can't get in the place is

jam packed I get my own back one day you

see if I don't put a string across the

stair what well shut up about

it string across the stair break his

bloody

neck oh but I no I can't do that there's

a snag

SE are you

serious it might not be him coming down

the stairs it could be

her yes it could and I wouldn't hurt the

hair on her

head were you expelled from the Boy

Scouts

Frank how did you know that

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don't

Harold please

Harold don't do it oh

mate think of the notes

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oh

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don't

good

afternoon good afternoon are you by any

chance uh mother

what what Mrs Berry go

sake I'm sorry but this is a two

knocks what berry is the upstairs flight

two knocks I'm down one knock thank

you man from the VD Clinic

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guys

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there e it

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I was just wondering if uh I mean it

happened to be on my way and so uh how

that about none other but what are you

doing here ah there you have it uh there

you have it young lady a combination of

mere contingency Vis is the uh Street

geography so to speak an actual uh

impulse Vis is my uh my my

inclinations pardon I was passing lost

in Wonder so to speak and I thought I

would transport you to the Palace of

Dreams what a lift to the

cinema why I I thought you'd find it

helpful and I

uh

yes I thought it would be jolly nice for

me

too well it's very nice of you Mr atabal

howold very for

Harold don't seem right me calling you

by your first name a famous organ player

like you famous hardly that you've been

on the wireless occasionally

occasionally but I'm not quite ready yet

so if uh wait in the car yes or

yes yeah I sh be long so I'll um come up

for a minute yes

well all right

then not much of a place to show anyone

Mr at Harold bit muddled and all today

can't wait to get somewhere else no mean

neighor and we haven't got very good

neighbors I can tell you

bloody checky little

buck I haven't had time to clean this

morning what with one thing the other

what the

other take no mind take no mind really

my dear

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you'll never do it Wallace oh but I have

I've never seen it what's that get his

hat on the peg with a throw no oh but I

have often from the door all the way

across and I wouldn't take you to the

coconut shy

Wallace bit of a flap on upstairs when

isn't there you know for sure this

afternoon now

what Harry

just a minute Arie please would you just

just give me a moment you

mind

yeah I never cease to be amazed at how

absolutely bloody poal we

are uh

yeah am I missing something Hush Hush

listen Who Dares I'm very much afraid

that this is not an occasion for your

sort of levity Wallace oh I say dear old

thing it's the

canal what Canal well I don't mean the

Regent Park Canal now do I all right all

right SE

is come on Harry what is it what's going

on SE is she is you said

that we have to get the new battle order

out by midnight on Sunday oh that's all

I'm prepared to vouch safe for the

moment we shall know more later midnight

Sunday vouch

safe what what kind of a word is that

Harry look here if there's some sort of

flap on W is look all I'm saying is

please all of you please all I'm saying

is I I I mean we are not Middle East are

we we're not the [ __ ] Canal Zone so

why should

Wallace I'm all ears I think what

pattern have we seen what is it that is

becoming increasingly self-evident what

can we deduce sh

moving south

exactly truck enlighten me for Christ's

sake get your head down

Wallace we' better get on with it huh I

need some of these chicken [ __ ] captions

translated if we're in this much of a

hurry okay yes of course yes H

how H where's the new

man where the hell is he

Lord of oneself eh he isn't that it what

he says Lord of oneself encumbered with

a name one of the few occasions he quot

it correctly I believe

encumbered Heavens yes especially when

you are known by a number as I am what

does he say

let's see if I can remember oh there's

no need no need for that please to lose

our our one of his lists one of his

lovely lists our importunate tormenting

Everlasting personal identity in the

elements of nature yes yes and to be

known by no other title than the

gentleman in The

Parlor oh yes so you know it doesn't

everyone what all right perhaps our old

friend Haslet has gone out of fashion a

little bit and yes yes I can see that

you're well enthusiastic oh yes as

regards the pros wrers that is but I

still can't knock a tener off

no what you've got there is the 1911

Edition young man and that was only the

second Everyman Edition after all still

it's not in a very good condition not

really a little foxing and the price

takes that into account I I give it a

good home you see you can see that

surely my books are not orphans look

here we're only talking about half a

crown I think it is important to look

after volumes like this sir I'd keep it

next to my Eugene onen my Pushkin I got

that in an old

Russian you can pay me a shilling this

week if you like and I'll keep it on one

side until oh sweet Jesus well if it's

as bad as that

I hey

now bloody roast a little

s suppose

so he'll be on a charge

not good enough is it Hopper no

sir I want all this put into reasonably

comprehensible English by

5:00 yes

sir no finish that

first how far you gotone uh the fifth

page sir well pull your bloody finger

out sir you're dealing with a bloody

artillery not the Parish

magazine yes sir sorry

sir please God please please

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God he you know I can be found sit home

all

alone if you can't come around at least

please tell the F don't be

cruel to who heart is

true baby made M for something I might

have said please don't forget my past

the future looks bright ahead Don't Be

Cruel

who heart is

true I don't want know that love a baby

it's just

youing

up don't stoping up me I don't make me

feel way

get up you piss

it come on

here you know what I want to say don't

be

cruel to heart is

true why should we be a part I really

love you baby cross my

heart let's walk up to the preacher and

let's say hi

then you'll know you'll have and I know

that I'll have you I'll have you on a

charge Francis that's what I'll do

conduct prejudicial yes sir you're given

one hour and a quarter for your lunch

man and that's generous generous sir

quiet

sir damn it all Francis there's a flap

on here not a flap major Church no not a

flap sorry

missusa point is we're bloody busy and

you chose to be late on Parade on the

very afternoon we're up to the eyeballs

sir be quiet sir oh this this has to be

turned into English in a few hours

understand here get on with it

now you know what's going to happen next

AR you when he stands up he's going to

bump his head on the UND side of the

desk good day

gentlemen I'm glad to see that life

still offers up shair of

amusement B

has I rather wish I could exercise my

less and elastic face muscles in the

same Carefree

manner you have news I always have

news my desk at MI6 is not at all unlike

a nest in the mouth of a p box yes I

meant don't be too eager for news my

dear it's not a healthy desire

Harry I would much prefer myself to be

sitting at my ease in a calm pool of

ignorance preferably under a coconut

tree on a fragment of coral what all on

your own

Cel who would you suggest that I should

take major

Hedges one of these well scrubbed young

men perhaps too well scrubbed surely

well I wouldn't suggest this one

Brigadier not unless you wanted the

coconut to fall on your head when this

one collides with the tree in broad

daylight language

Clark is

it it

is he may have need for his Russian

more so

tomorrow that's with it SLE in the next

day or so Nas is going to announce the

that phrase the nationalization of the

canal what what oh yes that is the case

I'm afraid no doubt about it but look

here look here what well I never thought

I'd see the day that's all it such an

utterly I mean it's it's getting so that

every little black Brown chap with a big

mouth I'm just very Fed Up the way

things

Sor quite right Harry we're going in I

take

it is there rot at the top we'll soon

find out the people won't stand for it

which people Arie us

yes a lot depends on the responses of

others oh like whom

hey don't y'all don't y'all look at old

truck treking

now I'm just here to fade

chickens what

chickens Harry it's not chickens or

Eagles come to that settle your mind on

Bears

instead

bears oh yes yes yes of course the

Soviets

the point is they'll be moving south for

weeks now

exactly I thought you Fells would have a

brew up about now uh a bit earli CLE

still spot on say I Corporal sir what

about the barely bloody drinkable Sir

Francis

corpal poer sir

better give him a hand yes

sir it's going to be a late night

tonight afid

so right it sir

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thank you ladies and gentlemen thank you

very much I'd like to begin this evening

with a jolly little piece

called The Whistler and his dog let us

take ourselves off to the green fields

of dear old

England I want you to imagine the

shepherd his dog and his

sheep so instead of clapping at the end

I want you all to go

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we could all do with an extra few B my

dear there's no shame in that and who's

to say there might not be more where

this little fellow came from

hey I'm Vicki who was that who was what

that girl

F girl

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and who's to say there might not be more

where this little fellow came

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from hey

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rectal orifices what bum holes

Wallace I know I know we've got to get

this bloody thing

done I

know I know

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when the Twilight is

gone and no song birds are

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singing when the Twilight is gone

you come into my

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heart and here in my heart you will

stay

while I

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pray my

prayer is to linger with you

at the end of the

day in a dream that's

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Divine my

pray is a Rapture in

blue with the word World far

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away and your lips close to

mine do

not why our heart are

glow oh tell me the word

that I'm Longing To

Know Mar be

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pray and the end you

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give may they still be the

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same for as long

as we

live that you

always be

there at the end

of

my

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pray I've sold the Sheep my darling how

much my love

990,000 sweetheart

oh what's the

matter what a Pity it wasn't a million

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