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Oh, he's over here.

Is that him?

Yes.

There he is.

Chuck.

What's up, buddy? How are you? What's up, man? How are you doing?

Good. How about you?

So I'm going to film the whole thing.

What do you think? I mean, come on. This is like... Didn't you used to be a golf

prodigy back in the day? I did, but... Come on, man. You know what I've been

doing for the last fucking...

Six years.

How long has it been since you've swung wrenches?

Well, this is 2019.

Yeah.

Oh,

wow. Over 10 years since you played golf? 2005.

2005? Yeah.

I think you hit the guy.

Nice.

He's good, right?

Yeah, you're really good.

He used to be on varsity in high school.

Oh, he's good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Wow, did you hear that?

You want to show us your swing?

I haven't walked up yet. You can use one of our balls. Yeah, we got a bunch of

balls.

What club is this?

Sandwich?

Can I have a nine on you?

Oh, yeah.

This is a seven.

Okay.

Oh,

I got you. You don't mind. Oh.

Oh, I got.

Yes. Wow.

Are you on the team?

Not anymore.

What team are you on?

Beverly Hills High.

Oh, you're on Beverly Hills High? Yeah.

Nice. You guys are pretty good.

I don't know why I know that. There's a lot of money over that way. I'm 38 years

old. There's a lot of money over that way.

Oh my.

This can't be real, dude.

Maybe she'll hit that guy.

Oh my god.

Are you the captain?

I managed. No.

Not yet.

He's coming back to golf.

I'm filming him, actually, because I'm trying to be like an influencer.

Oh, really?

That's cool. I want to do his story back into golf.

Well, you're on to this.

Rock it.

Incredible.

Now I'm talking in real life.

Oh, my gosh.

Great stance.

Dude, is this girl real?

Nice.

I got a club before I could.

Really? It was my grandpa's putter.

I'd like to give you a club.

I mean.

Give me a club.

Give you the whole shaft.

Inspect. Oh my god.

Wow.

Dude, look at this phone. Look at this footage on this phone.

She looks like a goddess.

She looks like a goddess.

Goodbye.

I don't really meet people at golf very much. This is awesome. Oh, that's pretty

good.

Well, I'm here all the time because it's the only place in the world to go

because I'm super grounded.

You're an adult person.

Yeah. Wait, she's grounded? Wait, can I just ask you a question? How old are

you? How old are you?

I'm 18.

Okay. Thank God. Yeah. I thought we were talking about an underage girl. I was

like, we have to go right now. Right? You're 18 years old.

I know there's a lot of people around, but this does not look 18.

I don't know if that's inappropriate, but... It looks really cute.

I mean, are you kidding? Oh, shit, dude, we gotta go on our tea time, so I can

make two minutes.

Yeah. Do you want to come play with us? Yeah, sure.

Cool. You're cool?

Yeah, y'all look, like, fine.

We have room for another one, right? Yeah, we can get two carts. Perfect.

All right, let's go. Let's do it.

You can put that stuff there, because I'm the better person.

Do you have a license?

Yeah.

Are we going the right way?

Alright, great, great. You guys know stuff.

I thought the cops were coming for me.

So you literally put the brake on and then you just walk away?

Wow.

Here's the

tease.

I'm just the caddy.

So what's your name?

I'm Gabby.

I'm Chuck. This is my friend Donnie.

I hope you don't mind if I film this.

No, it's fine.

I mean, again, I'm trying to be an influencer.

I know we're older, so maybe you could give us some tips on that.

Okay. Get hot girls playing golf. I guess that's the tip.

Are you going to do the Happy Gilmore run?

No.

Okay. I don't know if I should wait because I don't know how powerful this

driver is.

Oh, because there's people walking.

I think I'm good.

I think you may be good. How could you guys tell this was hole one? I don't

know anything about it. Well, there's a sign over there that says one, but he

also told us.

Oh, my God.

Dude, I don't think she's wearing underwear.

That was a great drive.

I didn't see. Did you get that? I got the swing. Sparks flew.

Sparks literally flew.

I was distracted.

Dude, did you see the sparks?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

That was a great swing.

Wow. Real good.

Thank you.

Right into that tree.

Oh, you hit the tree?

Yeah. But two off the tee.

Dude, that was sick.

That'll work. That was sick.

As many as you want. We got a whole bucket.

So what did you get in trouble for?

I don't know. My mom thinks I'm a slut.

So,

I... I think we've all almost fell off.

Oh, go ahead.

So you were saying?

Yeah. Stand right here, dude. Let me get you in the story.

Did you hear that? Her mom thinks she's a slut. Yeah, why? What leads her to

believe this?

I don't know. She went through my phone.

Yeah. She caught me in the act.

Like, I snuck some guy in my house and she saw and it was just like... She

caught you in the act of love?

Yeah. Or lust.

Yeah. Seriously, what'd she say?

She just yelled at me and told me I was a slut.

What'd she say to him?

Oh, he was gone. He didn't even stick around.

He just bolted. What did you say to her?

I didn't know what to say. You just said, oh, you're right, I am.

True. So she grounded you, so how come you're out here playing golf?

Oh, well, she supports golf, so I get to come here.

So I'm only in school and golf, but...

School, golf, and grounded?

Yeah, I get to meet people here, so it's not too bad. I'm supported, too.

Thanks for meeting us.

He's like... I'm trying to make him into a star. Don't you think he's got those

movie star good looks? Yeah, and a great swing.

Newly single.

Oh, newly single.

I mean, yes, but he still lives with me, so... That's awful.

Yeah, tell me about it. That sucks.

He was engaged to her, and they broke up, but she still fucking lives there.

You need to throw her out.

I know, I'm trying, trust me. Like, the lease is up in two months, so... Well,

I'm so sorry.

Okay.

Dude.

Get arrested for wearing that. Yeah.

Line up now. I'm on the call.

Oh my god.

And actually, hold on, hold on.

Move in this way just a hair.

In this way.

Towards the ball.

There you go. Try that.

Let's see what happens.

Dude! It worked!

That's on the green.

That was better.

Dude, that was a great shot.

Wow, he's a good teacher.

He's like a golf guy. He grew up golf.

Alright, well, now what happens? We drive somewhere?

You have fun, kids.

Oh my god.

This is ridiculous.

Oh my god.

Are we going the right way?

Oh, shit.

Oh, I almost crashed into you guys.

Can you guys, like, do bumper sometimes?

Bumper cars?

Yeah.

All right.

Dude, she's totally into it. She's totally into it.

Hey, it's a wolf.

You found your wolf. Yeah, I found my wolf.

She knows her right stuff.

Yeah?

Gabby, before you swing, I know we just met, but Donnie and I really just need

to know.

Are you wearing underwear?

No. It didn't feel like it.

No, it's... I don't like to wear it. Oh my god.

Look for cops. Just look around for cops.

Let me block there.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Do that one more time. Do that one more time.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. This is unbelievable.

Are you sure you're 18?

You promise you're over 18, right?

Say yes. I swear. She swears. All my life.

Okay. Well, he just happens to be looking for a rebound.

Just saying.

Do you want to kiss him?

He hasn't kissed another girl in like 10 years.

Just kiss him, just kiss him.

Just kiss him, just kiss him.

Oh my god, okay. We better pretend like we're playing golf or something.

What's that?

Oh, the boner?

Oh my god.

Wow, dude.

Why do we get so lucky?

This is why we should always play this.

fucking range is every girl like you here

oh my god nice

wow oh shit sorry

i almost crashed don't let me interrupt that tender moment though uh

did i ruin the moment i'm sorry

But something tells me you're a bit of an exhibitionist. You kind of like being

filmed.

Yeah, I do. A lot. You do. Have you before?

Um... Hi.

Hi.

Are

you

really that wet? I'm so wet right now. Why?

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

Oh, here it comes.

Oh. Here.

Oh. Go.

Wait, what did I miss? What did I miss?

Did you see her boobs?

Did I miss her boobs? Oh, I haven't yet. Oh, my God.

Can we maybe later, just if we're really lucky and we're really good,

What? She's just positively moist all over the club.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Really? Really?

Great swing.

Good bounce?

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Jinx, dude. Jinx.

This can't be real.

This is insane. There's no one around.

Oh, there's one guy.

Oh, my God, dude.

She's all about it.

Oh, my God. Are you going to show the titties?

Oh, my God.

This is out of fucking... Are you looking for cops, dude? Because I can't

be looking for cops. Um, not really.

All right, put him away, put him away. All right, let me get a better angle.

Sorry, I'm just learning. Chris, you're rolling.

Donnie, please walk. There's a fucking car.

What's going on?

All right, there's one guy over there. He's looking the other way. We're good.

No one's on that side.

All right, if you take one step to this way, we'll get out of the shadow. Yes.

Now let the sunlight on those boobies.

Oh, God.

Turn them towards me.

Are you getting there? Donnie, look over there. Is anyone over there?

No. All right, show me, show me.

Yes. You see someone?

No. I think he's on the wrong hall, but let's finish this hall.

Wait, wait, put it away, put it away. Wait, is he looking? Is he looking?

Donnie, just motorboat real fast. Motorboat.

Just get a real motorboat.

Oh, my God.

If you hit this putt, I'll give you 100. You know what? Actually, if you hit

this, I'm going to let you suck my cock.

Sorry, was that too much?

Okay. Oh my.

What the fuck?

Oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god.

This is what life's all about, YOLO.

This is what you kids are teaching me.

Let me see this.

Okay, here's the deal. What if I make this?

Well, if you make this, you get to eat her out.

Okay.

I think he's going to make it.

He made it. Oh, well.

Well, but she gets a rebuttal, right? Okay, okay. Because if she hits this,

then you both have to do oral on each other. Oh, really?

Yeah. It's like a double reverse negative cancel out giving.

I had my shoelaces crossed.

Oh, she got it!

Wow. Boom shaka lock locka.

Boom shakalaka.

Let's go back to the carts for a second.

Yes,

she is sucking here.

Sucking the tuck in.

Yes.

All right, Donnie, your job is to look out for people.

My job is to film.

I think we're good, right?

Yeah. We just met her.

You're the coolest chick we've ever met on a golf course.

Granted, we haven't been on a golf course in 10 years.

I've been on a lot of... In the game of golf.

Oh, my God.

I cannot do this. I cannot do this. I cannot do this.

You can't.

It's like your mind says one thing, but your body says another.

Right?

Hey guys.

Dude, dude, say hi to the guys. Say hi to the guys.

Guys, look at this.

This is another Tuesday in LA. Totally normal.

Happy to see someone.

Thanks all.

Thanks a couple of offers.

Is that a lady over there?

I'd stand up and just jerk him. I think if you're standing, it's less obvious.

Oh, that's better.

Glad we're getting you over your ex-wife or fiance or whatever the fuck that

bitch was.

Again, dude, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call her a bitch.

Is there anyone teeing off behind us?

Here,

why don't you guys sit in the car and maybe you can finger her pussy.

Yeah?

Did you do both gear shifts?

Let me see her pussy again.

Oh my god, dude.

Move your hand, move your hand.

Yes!

This is what I'm talking about. Let's do this for 30 seconds.

My wife forgives me if I get over well, I'm not gonna pan down to my boner

Great

way

to get over your fucking bitch This is a hot younger hotter younger cooler girl

Really hot and really young.

Yes. I agree.

With that left hand, babe.

Yes, yes.

Sorry, I'm all about the angle, you know, you understand.

You do?

Or film yourself, I mean.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Someone needs to watch out for people.

I think we're good.

Can we see those tits real fast?

Please.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Wait, people are looking?

Is that what you said?

Oh.

I see some guys This

is

unbelievable

This can't be real.

I can't crash.

Yeah, we're right there, right where you are.

Right where you are, yeah.

This is out of control. This is... This is just... Is this really happening?

I knew it was something.

Show me your face, darling.

You do like being an exhibitionist, don't you?

Here,

you guys. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Stop.

Oh, my God.

Stop.

Oh my god.

Are you serious?

Are you jizzing?

Are you jizzing?

Are you?

Can you take a bath?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Look at that. Look at that.

That was so hot.

Oh, it's dripping out. Oh, my God.

Chuck. Oh, my gosh. It's on her leg, Chuck. Get it.

Oh, yeah. She's... Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Dude.

That will get you over your fucking ex-girlfriend.

Nice cream pie.

Let me see it from the front. Let me see it from the front.

Donnie, you're still looking for cops, right?

Pull up a little higher, babe.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Do you guys want to keep playing golf or do you want to go fuck somewhere? I'm

done with this. I want to go fuck.

Well, whose house are we? We can't go to Donnie's house.

No, of course not. Why not? She's there.

Can we go to your house? Let's just go.

Can we go to your house? I live with my parents.

All right, you guys can come to my house.

You can come fuck in my house. Yeah. But can I just keep filming it? Can I keep

filming?

Oh, great.

All right, fuck it. Let's go. Let's go.

Come on, man. Let's just fucking fuck so bad.

You're crazy. In my yard?

You're out of control.

Dude.

What if the neighbors?

That's what I'm saying.

That feels fucking crazy.

You guys already fucked around on the golf course, but I live here.

You're such a slut.

Aren't you?

Look at my phone, look at my phone.

You like that? The guys are never going to believe this.

Can we show them?

oh my god this is wide

dude it produced

aren't you glad you went back after a decade away oh my god it's like this

every time we gotta go every day right i'm always there all right let's get

inside before i get a view come on

Fuck yeah.

Don't miss a second of it.

What if we post this on the internet?

That would be wild.

Would you be okay with that?

Yeah? You would fucking have to just go wild just like us. Okay.

I'm literally speechless.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Check out her eyes in the camera. Look in the camera.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

You are wild.

What kind of girl? I didn't know 19-year-olds could suck dick like that.

Oh, shit. Let me take these off.

Dude,

can you take her clothes off? Yeah, fuck yeah. Stand up.

All right big moment what size some some big size

Yes, please oh my god dude do it again do it again

just let's just do a couple reveals for the phone it's just in cred

Hold on, I fucked that one up. One more, one more.

Let's do it again.

Ready?

Yes!

You don't even understand.

This is so good.

That

is

so good, yes.

Yes.

Titties, yes, just like that.

Yes.

It's like a modern fresco.

Fucking gorgeous.

It's mesmerizing, it's inspiring, it's tantalizing.

Oh my gosh.

I'm perspiring.

Same.

Look at those titties. Can you do like a little jiggly? Oh my god, yes.

Do it again, do it again.

Have you always had those?

Always.

Stuck with them.

For 19 years.

You came out with big titties.

That's so fucking creepy.

I'm trying to turn this focus better.

Oh, Gabby.

Gabby, do you have any messages for Donnie's friends?

Hi, Donnie's friends.

He knows how to eat a pussy.

That's like the best endorsement you can get.

Let me take a closer look at this.

Dude.

Four.

Dude, she is twitching.

Do you think you can... I'm about to cum.

Donnie, won't your life be complete?

I would say so.

Let's see your face, darling.

Sorry, it's just so good.

No, enjoy, enjoy.

Look up to the sky like that. Do whatever you gotta do.

You just look amazing.

You'll have to tell me twice.

Dude, you should never wash your face again.

Bitch. Oh my god.

Can you believe this shit?

Me neither.

Well,

once, I guess.

Jesus. Do that again. Do that again.

Yes.

Yes. Move that hairy up one more time. Just don't even touch the boots of your

hand. Just move it.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no. Up and down. Up and down.

Yes.

Now side to side. Side to side.

Now windmill.

She likes that. In my case she likes it.

That chair is making all kinds of sounds.

Yes.

I think she might come again.

Really? Yeah.

That'd be sick.

Keep talking like you just would I could see everything

Oh my god.

Look at that face, she's enjoying it.

She's a little angel.

That's what it meant.

I apologize for the squirtage. Don't be embarrassed.

That's epic.

That was epic.

I'm sorry.

Four.

So it's too slippery now. It's too slippery.

All right, get on it. I'll let you bring that up on here.

Up on my shaft.

Pun fully intended.

Holy shit. Yes.

It's real. It's real.

That pussy's soaked.

You know what else is real is those boobs.

Let me see those.

How can that be real?

Oh my gosh.

Yes.

Yes.

It's the way to live.

It's so hot.

Yolo.

Can you sit up, baby?

Yes.

Look at that, dude.

Oh, my God.

It happened all at once.

Oh my God, that looks so good.

Yes.

Gabby, look back here.

Isn't this such a better Tuesday than normal Tuesdays?

Tuesday's my favorite day of the week.

Taco Tuesdays. Jinx.

hour ago it's really unbelievable twist a little towards me right there

Otherworldly. Holy shit.

Yes.

This is like a nice relaxing position, isn't it? I like it.

I mean, she's burning some cows.

Maybe you should finish her off and doggy.

Four.

Four. Four. Five.

Four.

Not four skin.

It's unreal.

With your left hand inside. Yes.

Yes, just like that.

She's a little calming machine.

Are you like this all the time?

Humble brag. Humble brag.

Show me your face, though. Show me your face. Oh, my God.

She's so pretty.

Let me get you.

Hole in one.

Yes it was.

Four. Hole in three.

A lot of strokes, but still a good game.

Very good, very good.

Oh my god.

You are amazing.

You're covered.

It's epic.

Oh my gosh.

Do you have... Can you just do one more side to side of those boobs?

Look at that, look at that.

Do you have any final thoughts about golf or life or anything?

I need to get back on the range.

Yeah. Let's go back. There's still some daylight.

Yeah. Let's go. Yeah.