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Well hello!

How you doing?

Bad, of course! What do you think?!

[sigh] How long have I been stuck inside here, anyway? It sure feels like it's been a long while.

Don't worry! I mean, it's not like you need to pay rent or anything!

Those of us created from the Gedo Statue don't have to eat, either.

No food bills, no need for a bathroom. 'Cause guess what? We don't even need to poo!

Yeah, so what? Don't lump me in with all the rest of you guys!

I just have half of that weird stuff stuck onto me, I'm not made of it like you!

And thanks to having it as a part of you, you can survive without eating or drinking at all!

In fact, in all honesty, you should be grateful and thank us.

Good grief. We're the ones who don't want to be lumped in with you! What you have is emotionless synth-tissue.

We're full artificial humans. We have feelings and everything!

You may have a better sense of humor, but what we have is much better!

Both our vocabulary skills and mental acuity are far higher than yours!

But we still don't poo...

Shut up! All right, fine! Go ahead, prove that you guys are at a higher level than I am!

We're the ones...

...in charge...

...of watching you!

Don't talk in unison! It's annoying!

Now listen: we're only helping you with your rehabilitation because Madara ordered us to

make sure that we get you up and running and usable by the time he wakes up again.

Ha! So he just gets to sit on his chair over there, sleeping the whole time...

...while these noisy puppets guard me?!

I swear that somehow I'm gonna get outta here and return to Rin and Kakashi!

Tell me where the exit is!

Nope, not possible! There is no exit.

Madara already sealed it off with a huge boulder after we lugged you here on his orders.

What?! He sealed us in?!

Oh, by the way, you've been saying "Rin-Rin-Rin" in your sleep a lot. Do you want to

go outside to collect a bell or something?

And also, sometimes you said "stupid-stupid-stupid." And "stupid Kakashi."

Yeah, that's right, he does! Every so often.

What's a "stupid Kakashi?"

Beats me. Why don't you just ask him about it?

I really said that?! Seriously?!

[whispering]

Um, Hi... hello... Uh, can we, can I ask you something?

What?

The call of nature! In short, what does the urge to poo feel like? For example...

I thought it was about Stupid Kakashi! Why are you guys so obsessed with poop and stuff?

You know, there's really no need for you to get so angry with us.

All right, we'll ask you about Rin and Stupid Kakashi later.

I especially hate you, the one with the whirly face! Sure, you may not poop, but you look like it!

Anyway, where did all the other white guys that were here go?

Oh they went outside to collect intel.

Huh?! You mean you guys can actually go outside?!

All of us are able to move through the earth's surface quite easily.

What?!

You can really do that?!

I can't believe this. I get locked up in this place where I have to hear about all this weird stuff.

I am sorry to bother you about poo!

I'm not talking about that!

I mean that stuff Madara said.

Something about severing fate or something like that...

Well Madara's not nice enough to talk to a brat like you on your level, to be frank.

But to put it very simply, he means tossing the real world's bad stuff...

...and escaping inside of a dream that's entirely full of good things!

Inside a dream?

Since it's a dream, everything is just how you want it! Even those who are dead can be alive again!

Hmm... Yeah...

Just think of it as all of us going to this huge dream world that was created using genjutsu!

Well, I guess it's more like forcibly taking everyone there... and for their whole life, too.

With genjutsu?

[sigh] Man, that's so incredibly beyond stupid that I can't even understand it.

If you have as much power as Madara, then anything is possible.

It's just that he's weak right now and can't do it yet. There's still much that has be prepared.

Oh, yeah? Well, I don't care.

What's important...

Is that I'm gonna make it outside! I swear I will!

I'm gonna get back to Rin and Kakashi!

What?

I've got to get my body back in working condition again.

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

Yay! [cheering]

[groaning]

No!

Don't act tough and hide your wounds!

I am always watching, you know.

It's starting to feel natural.

Just a bit longer.

I'll be seeing you soon, Rin... Kakashi!

Hey! Listen! I was outside just now! Your friends Rin and Stupid Kakashi are in trouble!

What?! What's going on?!

They're alone and completely surrounded by Hidden Mist Shinobi!

[painful groan]

There's no way you can break through boulders with that body yet.

But I have to go save Rin and Kakashi...

Here, why don't you wear my body?

But you guys are Madara's henchmen. Are you sure about this?

He really is... a good boy.

Don't you want to help Rin and Kakashi?

You guys... thank you.

Oh, so you kept the root tethered and borrowed the statue's power, is that it? That's good thinking.

Yeah! I'm pretty good, huh?

All right!

So, you're going?

I'm grateful that you saved me...

But I'm leaving. I have to go.

You are being far too hasty. Besides, I would say it's premature to thank me.

Yeah, but I'll probably never come back here.

I've given my thanks. Now I'm going!

You're wrong about that.

You will return here to me. And when you do, that is when I will get your true gratitude.

Hey, white one! What's Rin and Kakashi's location?!

Take me to them right away!

What you're wearing all over your body right now is essentially a clone of me.

And we're able to talk telepathically to each other, at least over limited distances.

Others of us are scattered here and there underground. We're able to exchange intel.

Don't worry. I'll use them to guide you.

Is that you, Swirly?

First, we need to get outside.

Then let's go! I'm counting on you.

What's the status of Rin and Kakashi?

Well, according to the others, it sounds pretty bad.

They're talking about some Hidden Mist test subjects...but I don't really understand.

Some test subjects?

Anyway, it seems that Rin and Kakashi are totally surrounded.

Sounds like all of the Mist guys appear to be jonin or ANBU Black Ops.

What's Minato Sensei doing?

Who?

I'm asking what the Yellow Flash of the Leaf is doing!

Hmm...It seems that he's on some different mission.

At a time like this?!

Kakashi...

Promise me... Take care of Rin.

I will.

Kakashi! You made me a promise!

Rin...

Please, protect Rin!

I'll be right there!

Obito, it's likely going to come to battle. So I want to say some things beforehand.

What is it?

Your fighting ability is lower than mine.

Plus, right now, it's like my big body is wrapped around and protecting your wounded little body, so.

Yeah, so what?! What's your point?!

I think it would be better if I do all the fighting once we get there.

Remember what Madara told me? He said that only with two together can the

Sharingan's true power be unleashed!

My other Sharingan half, Kakashi, is out there on the battlefield right now!

So together, our combo attacks are superior!

Kakashi and I will protect Rin!

Well, you do have Hashirama's tissue attached to you.

A whole different kind of strength may emerge when Senju and Uchiha powers are combined together but...

What's that?

[gasp]

I thought it was rain, but it's that...

I just got word from the others. It seems...

That's the location.

Let's go!

[gasp]

What's happening?! Stop showing these weird images!

Just a little-- just a little bit farther!

[gasp]

Kakashi...

Damn it! He did it!

After all the trouble we went through to get her!

Rin...

[distraught yell]

Where am I?!

[angry yell]

What in the world...

...is this place?!

Who's that guy?!

Reinforcements?!

What a fool, coming alone!

I won't accept it!

[angry growl]

I will...

What just happened?!

He dodged them?!

I will not accept any of this!

Do not mock the Blood Mist Village!

[screaming]

Die!

[groan]

We can't hit him!

Who is that guy?!

He wields strange jutsu!

We need to at least retrieve the girl!

We can't let the enemy get a hold of her corpse!

There's no mistake! This guy passes right through you!

Wood Style: Cutting Sprigs Jutsu out of the blue!

Obito, now I understand why Madara picked you!

[attacking yell]

[angry yell]

[screaming]

What the-- Who is he?!

[gasps]

[sreaming]

I...

I get it...

I see now...

I am in Hell.

I shall sever the nexuses of this world. That's the reason I've come back.

You still felt loyalty to your one-time teammate, did you?

Not at all. It doesn't really matter to me anymore whether he's alive or

dead. In this world, at least.

Kakashi will exist in the world we'll create. Rin, too.

Next time on Naruto Shippuden: "World of Dreams."

Teach me how to create this world of dreams.