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(Madara) This place was known as the "Training Cave"

Hey, tell me about this new jutsu.

What exactly does this Limited Tsukuyomi do?

And experimental version of the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

First, we need to understand the true desires of our target.

Hm.

(Naruto) I can't believe it's the last day of my R & R!

All right!I need to re-energize for tomorrow so it's time for me to but out that limited

edition premium ramen that I've been saving for a time just like this!

[goofy happy laughs]

Man, am I bored.

Wait..!

Ha! Tadah! Guess what this is!

Whoa, no way! It's that premium ramen!

Every store's sold out of it! You can't find it anywhere anymore!

Well, today's your lucky day, 'cause you get to have some!

Are you in, or what!?

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Do ya really want some!?

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Really, really want some--?

-Yeah! C'mon! Cook it up! -Yeah! C'mon! Cook it up!

Well then, let's play some cards!

And whoever wins gets to have the ramen as a prize!

Yay! Awesome!

[sigh] I'm so tired.

But, at long last, the mission's over and I finally get a break tomorrow!

Oh, Kakashi! Please do me a favor and take over, okay?

Sure, sure. Roger that.

I really need to go unwind. How about the bathhouse?

Hm. Lee, are you coming with us?

Thank you, but I cannot!

Now that the mission is over, I must get back to training!

That's admirable.

But listen, don't overdo it, or your body won't be able to keep--

[happy sob] That's my dedicated boy, Lee!

You're brimming with youth! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Whaddaya say we train together!?

(Guy) Let's go! (Lee) Right!

Are they okay?

Follow me! We'll rush forward with the full power of youth!

Ahhhh!

Nope. Just as I thought...

Ahh! Guy Sensei!

Get up! Please! You have to get up!

You must face tomorrow!

Lee... his body simply won't do what he tells it anymore.

Please do not die!!!

No! Guy Sensei!!!

You made me a promise that you would make me a fine shinobi!

[sigh] Lee, listen.

I'll take over looking after Guy, but can you take a message from me to Sakura and Naruto!?

Huh..?

Do you have to be so messy!?

Why can't you line up the seams when you fold laundry!?

Do it yourself if you're going to complain!

I really don't need to hear a bunch of useless lectures from you on my day off!

The only time you're ever home is on your day off!

(Sakura) Duh, of course.

(Mebuki) Don't you talk back to me--!

[groan]

(Kizashi) Sakura, you need to listen to your mother. She's absolutely correct.

So stop arguing with her, and don't be so salty!

Salt... get it!?

[groan]

Lee, what's up?

Uhh, sorry to interrupt but, I have a message... about your mission.

Ohhh, you must mean the prep meeting for our next mission!

I'll be right there!

Sorry. I did not want to bother you--

But the message is for you to meet tomorrow morning at six.

It's okay. You gave me a good excuse to leave!

[stretching] I really just wanted to take it easy today, ya know?

So, thank you, Lee!

Now... the next stop!

Yes!! I win!!

I'm not having any luck at all!

Oh boy, that was a close call! I almost went in!

Listen, you! You better not be cheating!

It's always the weak ones who complain!

What was that--!?

Cut it out, ya know? You're all me, so get along!

Hey, who's side are you on, anyway!?

Well now that you ask...

I demand we start the game over!

The loser sure knows how to whine!

All right that's it! Let's go outside!

[groan]

Huh!?

Wait, I have no idea if I won or lost that game!

[weary sigh]

What am I doin' hangin' out here by myself on my last day off?

Boy, it sure does get lonely around here sometimes...

(Thinking) Naruto...

(Choji) Please, let's go to Barbe-Q's!

They're doing this all- you-can-eat special for fifteen hundred ryo per table--

--So even if we split it between the three of us, it's only...

Let's see... it's uhh...

Five hundred ryo.

We just completed a mission. I'd rather have a soak than food right now.

Yeah, I vote for a soak, too!

(Kiba) Akamaru, You're more dirt than dog, now! I should call you "Chamaru!"

Get it? 'Cause "cha" means "brown"

[whimper]

Actually, Akamaru should never be called Akamaru, because his name means "red."

So instead, Akamaru should be called "Shiromaru" because "shiro" means "white."

I don't have any idea what you're yapping about!

All I was saying is that Akamaru is filthy and that I need to clean him up!

Ever heard of a sense of humor?

Then you ought to bring him to the bathhouse with the rest of us!

Impossible... Dogs are never allowed in the bathhouse.

(Kiba) Well I'll just have to figure something out!

[gasp]

I really need to go unwind. How about the bathhouse?

Ahhh!

Naruto! Listen! Let us gather everyone and go to the bathhouse!

Everyone! We should all go to the bathhouse together and unwind in the company of true friends!

I don't get it. Lee's the one who suggested this. Why isn't he here?

He;s not done training yet. He still has to walk three thousand steps on his hands.

He said he'll come once he finishes.

He sure is dedicated...

(Thinking) Bushy Brows was being thoughtful because he saw that I was all by myself.

I just really hope he gets here soon!

(Thinking) Just when I thought I could relax by myself.

Oh well, whatever!

[sigh] Nothing like a hot soak to warm your tired boned after a mission..!

Tenten, you sound like an old man or something!

[giggle]

[embarrassed gasp]

Hinata! Just relax. Don't be embarrassed and try to hide yourself!

We're all women here.

(Sakura) Just sink in and enjoy the bath!

Oh... Umm... I...

[gasp]

But... they just keep floating up!

[groan]

(Thinking) Is it wrong that I'm jealous of Hinata..?

...of her chest that is...

I must hurry!

One thousand eight- hundred fifty-two!

One thousand eight- hundred fifty-three!

One thousand eight- hundred fifty-four!

I wonder if Bushy-Brows is still at it...

He's a hard worker, but he can't read people too well...

That's not unusual. And why is that, you ask? Because he's a worker ant.

And boy, do I ever love ants like that.

You must look at your comrades in a more generous light.

(Thinking) I can't believe this guy...

He's actually still bitter from the time that he was left out of that mission!

Wow, Shino! What a nice thing to say!

You sure have a big--

Ahhhhh!

That's so disgusting! Shino! Don't look now, but there's a giant larva near your groin!

He's an insect user, of course some of them will end up on his body!

Oh!

Shino, you're one of the guys that I really look up to... in more ways than one!

Hm? Really?

Hey, did ya hear that, Kiba?

Huh?

[barking]

Huh!?

That's Akamaru!

They don't allow dogs here, so I used Man-Beast Transformation to get him in.

Argh!

Yoooow!!!

Ahhhhh!

[whine]

Got a strike!!

Or something...

Hey, watch it, would you, Choji!?

The water level dropped!

Ugh, just great. Now what...

(Neji) How can we soak with no water!?

They're being so noisy!

(Choji) Sorry, guys...

I'm really surprised you were able to meet us here. Your mother is usually so strict.

Yeah, she's such a pain...

My mom always piled on the chores when I'm off, too...

If I complain, my dad says, "Mind Destruction Jutsu..!"

[gasps]

But, I am a bit jealous...

What!?

Choji, use your Expansion Jutsu.

Huh? What for?

Just do it.

Yeah, sure, why not?

Expansion Jutsu!

Whoa, where'd all this water come from?

Sure, there's more water, but there's hardly any room to move..!

[laughing]

(Thinking) Man, I always have fun with them! It's way better than being alone!

I wonder what he's doin' right now...

He's the only one who's really changed...

If he hadn't, he'd be here too...

Huh? Sasuke? But, how..?

Something wrong?

What's with that look, Naruto? You're not planning some kind of mischief, are you..?

What are you talking about, Neji? I was just lost in thought, that's all!

Well I hope that's true! You'd better not be up to your old tricks again!

What!? What tricks?

Peeping, perhaps?

Whaaat?

[girls giggling]

Oh, right. On the other side is...

There's a whole different kind of fun to be had...

Aaah. Yeah, that bath sure felt good, didn't it?

Hey, wait! Did you even soak?

Two thousand nine- hundred and ninety-eight!

Wait, Naruto. I am coming soon!

Two thousand nine- hundred and ninety-nine!

Ahhh!

Now, the real trick about peeping is to not get caught..!

[crash and screams]

What just happened?

Naruto...!

[groaning]

Lee..!?

What are you doing here!?

[gasp]

Rock Lee, you creep!

You were just trying to peep on us, weren't you!?

N-no!

I was passing by while training and got caught on something--! It was only and accident!

Oh, really? You just happened to be on the bathhouse?

I don't buy it! I'm gonna take care of you..!

No..! No!

Bushy Brows...

(Neji) Naruto! I knew it!

No! It wasn't me!

(Ino) Don't act all innocent, Rock Lee!

[gasp] Rock Lee?

What happened here!?

[embarrassed shriek]

N-Naruto..!

Rock Lee's been peeping on us!

He did what!? How improper!

See? See!? SEE!? Now stop pretending!

Bushy Brows... Did you...

[sobbing]

[gasp]

Hey! He's running away!

Argh!!!

Running makes him look even more suspicious!

Let's get him!

That pervert!

Don't let him get away!

[gasp]

We should all go to the bathhouse and unwind in the company of true friends!

Naruto, listen! Let us gather everyone and go to the bathhouse!

This is our day off! Do not stay inside by yourself... let us go have fun...!

I have some training that I need to finish first, but I will rush over as soon as I am done!

It is because I cannot lie to myself!

(Thinking) Bushy Brows went out and rounded everyone up, just for me!

He'd never do something like this..!

(Neji) I thought you were above this...

You have it wrong! I was jumping between roofs, my sleeve caught on something and then, well...

You see!? It is torn!

I got knocked off balance unexpectedly, and then I just fell in there by accident!

No more excuses!

Stay calm, everyone. Maybe it was just an accident!

Thank you, Sakura!

Eh, shut up! You're suspicious enough to get a beating!

Wait! Stop!

Huh?

Bushy Brows isn't that kind of person.

Naruto..!

He's our friend! So if he says that he's innocent, then I believe that he's innocent!

Don't judge him when you don't have any proof that he's guilty!

Trust in your comrade!

Maybe you're right, Naruto...

I got caught up in the moment and lost it...

Uh, Naruto...

Have a big heart, and an open mind!

[gasps]

A piece of underwear as small as that one is, must belong to...

Hey, that's mine!

Oh, Naruto...

You're gonna get it, Naruto..!

What?

You underwear thief!

What?!

Sureee... you act all innocent, but we know it's just an act!!!

Ahhhhhh!!!

(Naruto) All I did was try to take a little peek!

...and I didn't even actually do it!

Ugh, this may be the worst day of my life...

[groan] Why does this stuff always happen to me?

I knew that I shouldn't have tagged along with those so-called friends of mine, no matter how lonely I was feeling

You know what? Forget those guys... [knocking]

Lee insisted that we all come over and visit you, so here we are!

(Kiba) Now come on! Open up!

[happy chewing / humming]

Maybe he went out, he doesn't seem to be answering the door.

Too bad. Let's go, then.

Now, I can tell by his scent that he's inside there.

He must be upset... about earlier.

Damn it! I can't believe you guys came here! What do you want, anyway?

I see, we must have showed up here at a bad time. Well, let's go.

Hee hee!

I guess we can hang out...

(Neji) What!?

Neji? You lost again!? You're horrible!

I'm out, too. I can't get a good hand!

You guys had better not be trying to cheat!

I am out!

(Kiba) That's the howl of a losing dog...!

(Shino) Not true. The reason is--

(Neji) I can't stand this! Deal another round!

(Shikamaru) Oh, are we gonna keep playing?

[laughter]

Ya know, you can stay longer if you want.

Sorry, my mom gets on my case if I'm home too late.

Me too, I can't miss dinner--

Ah-hem!

Wha..?

See you!

Yeah!

[village bustle]

[tea kettle whistle]

(Thinking) Huh, that's funny. My room looks bigger than it usually does.

...I wonder if it's because I had so much fun here today...

I wish everyone could have stuck around to eat...

...Times like these...

(Madara) The time is ripe...

I have seen what lies inside your heart, Naruto Uzumaki!

Now... let the Limited Tsukuyomi begin!

(Lee) Old Master Chen! It is an honor to see you again!

(Guy) He died before you were even born! So how could you have possibly met him!?

(Lee) The Old Master did not die when you think he did.

(Master Chen) You're that brat from back then!?

(Lee) There is no way that I could ever forget you.. . or the Dragon's Eye!

(Naruto) Next time on Naruto Shippuden: "The Old Master and the Dragon's Eye."

(Master Chen) I see that you are still a shinobi!