Original subtitles

I told you, you fool...!

...You're way too old for this kind of thing now...

[shocked grunt]

[grunt]

Oh my! Thank you for that, Kazekage.

[grunts]

And eye of sand...

You were watching over Ohnoki with that this entire time, weren't you?

You switched him out with a San Clone when he took out the Giant Clam!

[groan] My back...

[chuckle] This kid is gonna be seriously big...

...And he's browless!

Alright! We've got him!

No! It's not working..!

That slime's keeping the sand from sticking together!

Not good. I'm starting to enjoy this fight.

Grand Sand Mausoleum!

Quickly! Throw all the Sealing Tags we've got at him!

There's no way his slime can keep up with this much sand.

Now attach the Sealing Chains!

Good! Looks like we've got this fight won!

[bracing against blast]

[grunt] What..!? This can't be...

What the hell's that?

Could it be another genjutsu?

Genjutsu...?

No, that's no genjutsu...

...that's the Infinite Explosion Ninjutsu of the Misukage!

It gave my predecessor Lord Mu some real trouble.

It's the Steam Imp!

[gasps]

Hail...?

All the moist air that was forced upward by the steam explosion earlier

must have been cooled in the upper atmosphere and turned into hail!

It's shirking!

(Gaara) What is this?

It's a clone comprised of oil and water taken from the Misukage's body.

The exterior surface of its childlike form is composed of oil, while the interior is water.

It's special feature is that it can both heat up and cool down easily...

When it moves around, the oil on its surface increases in temperature precipitously,

which in turn causes rapid vaporization of the water inside...

...resulting in a steam explosion!

And when the hail cools it, it shrinks back down to its original size and is ready to explode again!

It's coming!

It's faster than I imagined...

[grunts]

Are you alright!?

Damn it! This clone's a wily one!

The real Misukage should be nearby. Don't bother with the Imp. Just go after the original!

Another feature of this jutsu is that it greatly weakens the caster while in use..!

The brat Ohnoki! He sure knows a lot... Mu must've told him.

If it's not a mirage genjutsu, and he can't make himself disappear, then I should be able to sense him...

[gasp] He's behind that rock!

Oh! Damn my back!

Of all the times for it to go out! I can't move at all!

Oh, found me, huh?

Before it stops hailing...

I shall seal you!

What's happening!?

Is it just me, or is he getting bigger!?

It's just as Lord Tsuchikage said..!

The more it moves around, the faster the oil heats up and vaporizes the water inside...!

The hail's stopped, too!

Another explosion of steam is imminent!

We've trapped the original!

[gasp]

Hey there!

Damn!

Uh oh!

This really is a perfect hidey-hole!

I was once one of the five Kage, too...

As long as I still have my oil, your Sand Jutsu simply won't be able to touch me!

Unless, of course, you can seal me up real quick!

That does seem to be the case...

Now...! How are you going to take me down, then?

Honestly I was hoping you'd tell us!

[groan]

Nah, I've changed my mind, I'm done with that...

Sorry, everyone!

You were cooperative until just now!

What, have you decided to help the enemy!?

Nope! Wrong!

I mean I am a former Kage after all...

And actually, I am still helping you out! Only in a different way...

Which way is that exactly!?

If you can't beat me using all of your abilities, then you're worse off than I am you old fool!

You'll never win against the enemy boss this way!

It's gonna explode!

Run!!

Retreat!!

Just when I'd thought that I'd found the Golden Child of the Five Kage...

Kazekage! You're just an ordinary child!

[gasp]

[gasp]

Over there!

Hold on, guys! I'm on my way there!

[coughing]

That's... a Sand Shield!

Lord Kazekage has protected us!

But where is Lord Gaara?

I'm impressed! You attacked knowing you'd get hurt, while protecting everyone at the same time!

But if you don't stop this, the same thing will keep happening!

Heh. THe hail's stopped. Here comes the next round.

You mistimed getting your guard up because of its sudden expansion!

Another Sand Clone, huh? Well, that's within expectations...

The real one was hiding below, just as I'd guessed! What'll you do?

But what now..?

It's going to explode again!

The speed of your sand is no match! You'll never catch him! So-- huh?

How did he do that? Is his sand getting faster...?

But either way... Ka boom!

Even more smoke!

that's gotta be where they are! Let's go!

It stopped moving...

Is that... Gold...?

Did he mix in that Gold Dust his father left behind and do something to the Imp?

There was Gold Dust hidden away within that Sand Clone from earlier...

I took advantage of that thing's heat to melt and then bond the gold to it.

Gold is about 20 times heavier than water....

...which is why its movements has become sluggish.

(Second Mizukage) And why the sand trapped it so easily...

But still, why didn't the Imp explode, then?

The sand that I mixed with the hail was enough to cool this thing down...

Gold also has good thermal conductivity

...which came in handy for chilling its water vapor and steam.

That was well played. Truly an act befitting a current Kage!

I'm impressed you came up with such a strategy!

Wait a minute...

I guess you really are.. a golden child!

[hiss]

(Kabuto) I didn't think I could get this off course...

Still, I'm glad that clone was sealed before he could say too much.

Although, given Naruto's power, it'll take some time for him to regenerate. Even with a Reanimated body.

How naïve of you, Ohnoki. You were my student...

...You completely missed me fragmenting.

[gasp]

[attack yell] This is... a violently rotating... Rasengan!

Earth Style: Weighted Boulder Jutsu!

Don't let your guard down yet... I'm still...

Nice!

Guess I can't remove these tags after all...

What an impressive Sealing Jutsu!

If I remember correctly, Mu's Jutsu is not cloning, but fission...

Because the real body splits into two, it's fast and he doesn't need to use hand signs.

But his power is halved.

It's going to take this one some time to summon that one...

...given his weakened state...

I'll have to buy more time with another tactic, then...

Are you all right, Gaara!?

What's the news on your end?

We sealed the Third Raikage.

I saw something had exploded, so I raced here faster than Temari and the others to see of I could help out.

I see.

We're almost done, too.

Good. But hold on, where is your enemy?

Look at that! So you really do have friends!

Huh? What!? What is he!?

He's got a really weird body!

No, no, that's my jutsu.

[chuckle] Kazekage! Well I see that you're the smart one out of your friends...

(Second Mizukage) You make a good pair.

Oh really?

It's been a while since I've had this much fun...

Relay our current battle status to HQ!

Yes, sir!

You fought well against the former Five Kage, everyone.

The victory is ours on this battlefield.

Okay! Extract the wounded! Get them to the medical teams!

All those who can still fight, stand by for further orders from HQ!

Lord Tsuchikage, you should seek medical attention, too...

No, I'm totally fine. All right!? [grumble]

Listen, make sure you don't overdo it, old man.

Don't you treat me like some doddering old fool!

I can still take on you young ones! Argh!

Here we go.

We'll take you to the Medical Corps to get you all checked out.

Let go of me, you dolt!

I can walk fine on my own!

You really should just accept that you're old! There isn't any shame in it!

How dare you! I am the Tsuchikage, you know!

Yes, I heard you say that yesterday, too.

Lord Gaara, why don't you come by and visit later, okay?

Let me go I said! Didn't you hear me!?

This way...

Argh! My back!

(Yukata) Please stop squirming!

(Matsuri) Seriously!

(Ohnoki) Owwww...!

So, Naruto... You're a clone, aren't you?

Yeah.

Where is your original to be found right now?

[taken aback]

We can't take in any more patients for a while...

We just received orders to focus on the wounded that we have here already.

But, they keep bringing in new casualties from the battlefront. What do we do about them!?

I know. But there's no way for us to distinguish between who's an ally...

...and who's an enemy in disguise.

[gasp] But that's...

Even our chakra has been copied perfectly.

Which means I have to consider everyone besides myself an enemy...

Man, what a drag!

But... we have to figure out a solution soon...

Where did they hide that Bashosen fan, anyway?

It'd be really handy, and I can use it really well!

Is there any sign of them?

No. Nothing yet.

But then, White Zetsu could be disguised as any one of us...

Please be careful, Hinata.

I will. You do the same, Neji.

It's still blurry...

The Sealing Corps just reported in. They weren't able to seal Pakura and Gari.

I see...

Two of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen remain...

Fuguki Suikazan, and Mangetsu Hozuki.

Hang in there, everyone! I'm coming!

(Kidomaru) It seems we get to play with you again!

(Tayuya) We're way more than mere reanimations!

(Tayuya) Our curse mark's power has been intensified far beyond what it was, you damned rat!

(Jirobo) Enough, Tayuya! Women should speak properly.

(Tayuya) Shut up, fatso!

(Naruto) Next time on Naruto Shippuden: "Ghosts from the Past"

(Kidomaru) It's game over for you...!