Original subtitles

[NARRATOR] On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z,

the mutating monster, Majin Buu,

found himself totally outclassed

by Super Saiyan Vegito,

the radical warrior formed by the fusion of Goku and Vegeta!

[VEGITO] Still hungry, Buu?

Curse you!

Eat this!

[NARRATOR] It was a hard pill to swallow for Buu,

who had dominated every opponent thus far,

and decimated the entire population of the Earth!

But to Vegito,

an amalgam of the two greatest Saiyans that ever lived,

the universal giant of evil was a mere plaything in his hands!

[NARRATOR] The simmering anger at his own inferiority

worked itself up to a boil

and Majin Buu flew into a rage

that shook the very foundations of the Universe!

[NARRATOR] As the temporal boundaries

between dimensions began to be compromised,

Vegito had to either stop Buu's radical power surge,

or bear witness to the destruction

of the entire physical cosmos!

[NARRATOR] But in true Saiyan style,

Vegito pierced Majin Buu's defenses,

and prevented the horrible cataclysm from taking place!

[VEGITO] Well, if you ask me,

that was a little too close for comfort.

But have the decency to learn your lesson!

There's no way you can ever beat me!

Unless you'd like to try that technique you've been saving!

[KING YEMMA] Huh, huh, ho! This is great!

Pay per view! You can't beat it!

Can you believe that pink galoot? I mean, that selfish oaf

almost destroyed the entire physical universe!

[KING YEMMA chuckles]

Not with Vegito there!

If it were Goku by himself, it would be all over by now!

Thank goodness he has a little help!

Well, King Yemma, it sure is a lucky coincidence

that you decided to preserve Vegeta's body, isn't it?

[laughs]

Coincidence?

You're not suggesting I didn't see this coming,

are you, Baba?

Oh, that's a good one! You're a funny old witch!

Great King Yemma didn't get this job

because of strange coincidences!

[laughs]

[GOBLINS cheer]

Well! Forgive me!

I guess I was just thinking you were a brainless bouncer

who knew how to use a rubber stamp!

[yelps, groans]

[GOBLINS groan]

[growling]

[growling]

[sighs]

Great power! Don't waste it!

What d'ya say that you try it out on yours truly?

Huh?

--[VEGITO gasps] --[SUPER BUU grunts]

[grunting]

[SUPER BUU grunting]

[growls]

[SUPER BUU groans]

[SUPER BUU screams]

[SUPER BUU cackles]

[yells]

[VEGITO chuckles]

[VEGITO] I guess he fell to pieces on me!

[SUPER BUU cackles]

You didn't think it was over, did you, Vegito?

Yeah, but I'm not disappointed!

[yells]

[gasping]

Come now, you shoudn't be angry.

You know I was only trying to help you!

Besides, you looked ridiculous

with that big banana on your head!

This is a much better look for you!

[growls]

You! I hate you!

Sheesh! What's wrong?

Why is he tempting fate by toying with Buu?

The fusion with Vegeta must have skewed Goku's judgment!

He's just too darn arrogant!

It's this younger generation!

Hey! Stop clowning around!

Move! What do you think you're doing? Attack!

It's a darn shame he can't hear me!

That would have done the trick!

No way! Curse you! You-You pig!

[VEGITO] You're the one with the pink skin!

[growls]

Hey! Don't get so down in the dumps!

You've won every fight you've been in!

You know, everyone meets their better sooner or later!

No! I won't lose! You'll see!

[SUPER BUU grunting]

Uh?

[GHOST 1 cackles]

[GHOSTS cackling]

[GHOSTS cackling] Fright, fight!

Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack!

[VEGITO] You're not being very original!

That attack belongs to Gotenks!

Oh! So you know, huh?

Then you know how dangerous these little ghouls can be!

The slightest touch and you will explode!

[GHOSTS cackling]

I'd hoped you'd do better than these childish pranks!

Ha!

[GHOSTS cackling]

[SUPER BUU cackles]

Banshee Blast!

[GHOSTS whimper]

[GHOSTS scream]

Did you really think that ridiculous attack would work?

It's nothing more than a kids game!

A game dreamed up by two children!

Come on! You can do better than that! Can't you?

[SUPER BUU] I knew that it wouldn't work!

I was conducting a little experiment!

I know all of your friends' attacks! Ha!

And I've already come up with a variation to this one!

You'll love it!

[growling]

[chuckles]

You think it's going to be the same?

Well, you're wrong!

Yeah! I noticed you had a bigger litter this time!

Fool! Mock me while you can!

Super Kamikaze Ghost Attack!

[GHOSTS cackling]

There!

[GHOSTS] Ka... Me... Ha...

Oh, man!

[GHOSTS cackling]

[GHOST 2] Me...

[gasps]

[GHOSTS] Ha!

[GHOSTS] Ka... Me... Ha...

[gasps]

Oh, man!

[GHOSTS Me...

Ha!

[GHOSTS cackling]

Not with my attack, they don't!

Confound him!

What?

[growls]

[GHOSTS] Galic Gun!

[yelps]

[laughs]

So it's a silly kid's game, huh? Well, bug off!

It was good enough to beat you, loser!

[SUPER BUU] Where's the blasted body?

Surely it's underneath that rubble! It has to be!

Too bad it's not permanent! It's a nice improvement!

How did you do that?

[VEGITO] Instant Transmission! It's the only way to travel!

Hey, that was a clever idea, using the Kamehameah Wave, Buu!

[SUPER BUUS growl]

No! Really! And then that Galic Gun! Whoa!

Yeah, I coulda been killed!

Maybe I am exaggerating a little bit!

But I could've at least gotten a bruise or a little cut!

[SUPER BUUS growling]

[OLD KAI] Now, why doesn't he finish him off

before it's too late?

If you're playing with fire, you're gonna get burned!

Yes! I don't understand what he's doing!

I do! He's showboating, that's what! Silly numbskull!

It's not always the most powerful one

that wins the fight!

[yells]

Huh?

[SUPER BUU groans]

--[VEGITO grunting] --[SUPER BUU groaning]

Come on, Buu.

You're using your eyes instead of feeling where I am!

There's no need to continue! Why don't you give up?!

Never! Fool!

[SUPER BUU] You're nothing!

Without the fusion, I could rip both of you apart!

Oh, yeah? Well, look who's talking!

You got your strength from eating my sons and my friends!

[SUPER BUU] I'm going to kill you!

[VEGITO] Or at least make me use my hands!

Oh, that does it!

[SUPER BUU yells]

[DABURA] Gohan! Gohan!

[BULMA] Gohan! Come on out! It's us!

Gohan! Hey! Son! Where are you?

Gohan! Hello?

It doesn't seem like we're ever going to find him!

Don't lose hope, dear one!

I, Dabura, will find your son at all costs--

even if I have to give up my own life to do it!

Hey, bud!

That's a very noble of sentiment,

but you are already dead.

You can't give what you don't have, ya know!

[VIDEL] Gohan still has it! To give!

I really think Gohan still has it to give!

I know! You guys must think I'm losing it, but I have a feeling!

I just don't believe that Gohan's dead!

Call me crazy! Go ahead!

But I feel like he's very far away from here!

I can't sense spirits like he can,

but for some reason, I just know it's true!

Oh, Videl!

I hope my heart's not playing tricks on me!

No way! It couldn't be!

There's absolutly nothing more powerful

than a woman's intuition, I always say!

No harm can come from wishing that it's true!

Besides, I think you and Gohan have a special connection!

Gosh! Thank you!

You're deeply in love with Gohan, aren't you?

Uh-- What? No way!

Yes! There's no hiding it!

I can see it written all over your face, Videl!

So, this is love! Beautiful, lovely love!

Ohhh! Now I've seen it with my own eyes! Love!

The most powerful force in the world!

[laughs nervously]

[SUPER BUU groans]

You can't even lay a hand on me,

and yet you still refuse to admit defeat!

Your pride is blinding you!

Can't you see the writing that's on the wall!

You're done! Cooked! It's all over!

Admit that you're wrong and surrender!

[SUPER BUU thinking] You wretch!

I'll find a way to kill you if it's the last thing I do!

It's up to you! Do you want to continue or not?

[SUPER BUU thinking] You fool! I will never surrender to you!

Yes! There is still one chance!

Let's go, blondie! You know you can't win!

That's why you want me to surrender, right?

Ha! Come on! I'm calling your bluff, coward!

Huh?

What's wrong? Are you chicken?

Yeah, that's it! Let's do it!

[SUPER BUU thinking] A little closer...

[SUPER BUU] You're just a paper tiger!

If you can finish me off, let's see it! Come on! Do it!

Fine! Let's end this thing right now!

I like your style! You're going to make great candy!

Huh?

[screams]

[BOTH gasping]

Candy?!

No! Vegeta! Goku!

[cackling]

[cackling] Yes!

[chanting] Majin Buu! Big fat Buu!

Take that, sucker!

Yes!

Aaaah! Candy?

You idiots!

Bigheaded, arrogant, no good bums! I knew it!

What a lost generation!

They're too full of themselves to see straight!

[laughing]

Coffee flavored candy! That's my fave!

Should I chew you to bits or lick you to death?

[laughs]

Candy?!

Yuk! Why coffee? That's gross!

[NARRATOR] Through his evil stratagems,

Majin Buu has managed to turn the tides once again!

Is there any hope for the Earth

now that Vegito has been turned into a coffee-flavored

Super Saiyan Sucker?

Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!