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[NARRATOR] Previously on Dragon Ball Z,

after destroying most of the Earth's population,

Majin Buu was led to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber

earlier than expected,

demanding that he face his long-promised challenger.

Those kids?

[PICCOLO] That's right.

[NARRATOR] But with minutes bought

by Piccolo's bold distractions,

the boys had enough time to perfect their fusion training!

This is the end for you!

Majin Buu!

Let's begin!

Fu-sion!

Ha!

[NARRATOR] And in a blinding flash of light,

Majin Buu's challenger was created.

Gotenks had returned.

[NARRATOR] The war for planet earth's few survivors has begun,

with Gotenks at the helm!

But still Majin Buu stands unscathed.

[GOTENKS thinking] So much for the plan.

After that kind of attack, he's not even bruised.

I'll just have to show him a few of my secrets.

The battle continues today!

Foolish, they should have become Super Saiyans before they fused.

This won't, take long, earthlings are weak.

Not me, I just gotta get warmed up first.

Then I'm deadly.

[gasps]

This next move is a new one I've been working on,

tell me what you think.

A nuclear kick!

[pants]

Now, that worked well.

[GOTENKS] Detonate!!

[SUPER BUU] So you made smoke?

Looks like this is going to take a while.

You better prepare yourself for the spindletop punch!

Wait!

[GOTENKS] Huh?

Not there.

Try my face.

Don't tell me how to fight!

[GOTENKS] How 'bout a chopper on your chops, wimp!

That's it!

[GOTENKS] Charging mad bull attack!

[GOTENKS] A swinging disaster blaster!

[GOTENKS] Reverse double dropkick!

[GOTENKS] Stinging Tommy-gun punch!

[GOTENKS] Quick darting ankle-blast!

Gotenks!

Wait. What's the next move?

[GOTENKS] Exploding snake attack!

Ultimate twin elbow combo!

Flying bluejay assault!

Screaming angry wombat.

Screaming angry wom--!

Ah!!

Ow!

That hurt!

We're doomed.

[GOTENKS] So, it looks like you can take hits pretty well.

You're a lot stronger than you were the last time we fought.

But I've planned for that...

Oww, it keeps throbbing!

Huh?

Need a couple of minutes.

Huh?

Piccolo, be honest,

do you think that there's any way that I can beat this guy?

I think there's a way to succeed in everything,

you just have to be serious about it.

That's no answer!

I... Uh...

Hey!

I'm throwing punches as hard as I can,

pulling out every trick in the book

and even a handful that I just made up.

You made up what?

My own moves!

That is what real warriors do, you know!

Plus, I've been thinking about some new strategies

that might work later.

[PICCOLO] Oh, is that so?

And what particular strategies did you have in mind?

[GOTENKS] Well, usually you take a beating,

wearing the other guy down until you turn the tables on him

at the end and finish him off.

But I've been attacking in a way that makes him think

I'm a lot weaker than I actually am

because I've got a huge trick up my sleeve.

Get it?

[PICCOLO] Gotenks, why didn't you attack

with your full strength from the beginning?

[GOTENKS] What?!

Because, I want people to remember this

as something unique, not just another brawl.

[PICCOLO] Cut the nonsense!

Do you understand that the fate of the world rests

on your ability to beat him?

[SUPER BUU] All you people do is TALK!

Fine! Then let the second round begin!!

Haaa!

[PICCOLO thinking] He better do it right this time.

[KRILLIN] Man, I hope Trunks and Goten

had enough training time in there.

[ROSHI] Did you see that guy, Krillin?

No amount of training is gonna be enough

to beat something like that.

Quiet! This is hard enough without you two making it worse!

How do you think I feel?

You think I don't know their chances?

I know they might not survive!

And I know Piccolo might destroy the door and trap them in there!

But they can be revived with everyone else

using the Dragon Balls.

But what if they're not dead?

What if they simply lose the fight?

Do you expect Piccolo to kill them and himself?

Well, I don't know about you, but I absolutely hate the idea

of my son's mentor murdering him so he can come back to life.

Can you understand that?

[PICCOLO thinking] Please tell me that move was

part of his plan.

[SUPER BUU] Feeling dizzy?

I've had enough!

I should be fighting great warriors!

There's nothing great about you.

Is that so? 'Cause I've got a secret.

I've been using a little strategy.

And I'm stronger than you think.

Nice move, huh?

You know if I was you, I'd start running about now.

Yes!

Su--

--per--

Saiyan!

[snickers]

Hmm?

I had no idea you could become a Super Saiyan after fusing.

[GOTENKS thinking] Yeah, that's much better.

Majin Buu has no idea what I just did

now I'll kick this up a notch.

Good, we may still have a chance!

[GOTENKS] Time to put all the goofing around to an end.

[GOTENKS] What do you say, ugly?

Are you ready?

[GOTENKS] But I'm, not exactly sure which of my moves

I should throw out first.

I'll save some for later

but I have to use a good one right now.

He's getting impatient, Gotenks, get up!

All right, got it.

But this particular move might cut him in half, which is fine!

The cosmic halo!

Stop!

Down!

He's got him!

Looks painful.

You know, I'd give you a breather,

but it feels pretty good from this end!

[chuckles]

Watch this.

[gasps]

He's too strong.

[GOTENKS] Uh-oh.

Ha ha ha ha!

Just what I thought you'd do. Your moves are so predictable.

If you really think that, then you would have your guard up.

Missed me!

[SUPER BUU] Wrong.

Wait, hold on.

Well that could have ended better.

That wasn't me.

Get out of the tub.

Hey, it's not like we both couldn't use a bath.

[PICCOLO] You got my cape soggy.

[GOTENKS] Come here!

It's time for a serious move. I've had enough of this!

Heads up!!

Hey, Majin Butt! How's that headache feeling?!

[growls]

So you're not completely indestructible are you, big guy?

You know, I've got a certain move

I've been saving for this exact moment.

I hope you enjoy it!

[GOTENKS] It's new so sorry if it's a little sloppy.

A Super Ghost Kamikaze attack!

[gasps]

[PICCOLO] Come on Gotenks let's try something that works.

Ha!

What the heck...

...is that thing...?

Hi! Ready, Buu?

[NARRATOR] As strange as it sounds,

Gotenks has burped out what appears

to be a ghost of himself.

Is this part of the brand new technique

he's been bragging about?

And if it is, what exactly does it do?

Stay tuned for more excitement, on Dragon Ball Z!

You're dead.