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[NARRATOR] On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z,

Mr. Satan was plotting to blow up Majin Buu

and become the savior of the world!

[MR. SATAN] I'm not quite finished cooking

your dinner yet, sir.

[NARRATOR] But when his target returned

with a newly found friend in distress,

Mr. Satan discovered a compassionate side of Buu

and decided to make an appeal.

Why do you keep flying around, uh,

ya know, killing people and destroying all of our cities?

Buu was told to.

Watch football.

Anything as long as it doesn't involve destruction!

Hm?

Ah! I'm just kidding!

You can do whatever you want to the world!

Just don't hurt me!

Is to kill people a bad thing?

Yes, it is a bad thing.

Then no more.

Huh?!

You're not going to kill people any more?

[BUU] Mhmm!

[MR. SATAN] And you won't destroy any more cities?

[BUU] Mhmm!

[MR. SATAN thinking] I did it!

I got this guy to change his ways

and I didn't have to throw a punch or blow him up!

Oh, Mr. Satan, you are truly the greatest!

[NARRATOR] But just as soon as Buu's heart

began to be softened by the love of his new friend,

tragedy struck when a deranged madman

ended the puppy's life in a senseless act of hatred!

[gasps]

Ohhh!

[NARRATOR] It was the end of a new beginning for Majin Buu!

[MR. SATAN thinking] Good heavens! This is terrible!

Who did this?

[growls]

[SMITTY laughs]

A Bull's eye!

How could they? Fools! It was just a pup!

I-I'm sorry, Majin Buu!

Hm! Hey! Yes, now I'm sure of it!

That's the World Champion standing next to him, all right!

I'm positive!

But what would a hero like Mr. Satan

be doing palling around with Buu?

[VAN ZANT] Trophy hunting no doubt!

The same as us, my old friend!

But Mr. Satan's not getting the glory this time.

No sir-ee! That's the joy of Armageddon, Smitty.

[VAN ZANT] Everyone gets their turn.

[VAN ZANT] Fire!

[cackles]

[VAN ZANT] Yeah! Hahaha! Yeah!!

I did it! Yes! The trophy is mine!

Remarkable! My word!

I've just stopped the world from ending!

Guess that means more time to have my fun! Ha, ha, ha!

[SMITTY] Ah! Look! In the smoke! Someone's there!

[VAN ZANT] Stop being paranoid, you old fool! Where?

There!

[VAN ZANT] Huh?

What? I missed! But how could I...? I shot right at him!

[BUU growls]

[gasping]

[SMITTY] He... He's coming! What are we going to do?

[VAN ZANT] We're going to kill him, you fool!

[SMITTY screams]

Huh?!

[VAN ZANT] Idiot! What the heck happened?!

[MR. SATAN] I happened!

What? You! Darn you!

[growls]

Go ahead! Pick it up!

Now it's your turn!

There! Hyaaaa!

[MR. SATAN] You! How could you? It was just a little puppy!

You killed a little puppy!

You tried to kill us, too!

[pants]

Heartless monster!

Poor guy! You didn't deserve this!

Majin Buu, quick! He's still alive! Hurry!

Huh? Buu come!

He moved!

[BUU] Buu here.

Can you help him? Like before?

[BUU] Buu try! Try help pup!

[MR. SATAN] Yes! He's alive! Ha, ha, ha! You did it, Buu!

You did it! He's alive!

[BUU] Buu do!! Buu do!

[BOTH] Buu do! Buu do! Buu do! Buu do!...

[PICCOLO] I don't get it, Dende. It doesn't make sense.

What's that show-boat Mr.Satan doing

hanging around with Majin Buu?

Well making friends!

Hey, maybe Buu will change if he has a friend!

Maybe we won't have to fight him after all!

[PICCOLO] Huh?

I don't like Mr. Satan!

But I don't want him to get hurt!

He's in grave danger!

[barking]

[MR. SATAN] That a boy! Get the ball.

Bring it back! Ah, good puppy!

Yeah! Aren't you smart! Yes, you are!

Ahhh! Buu finish house!

[MR. SATAN] Oh, my goodness! What a work of art!

That's incredible, Buu! Really!

Buu make house like Bee!

Aw, you named him Bee?!

[BUU] Buu pat-pat! Make house! Buu make room for you, too!

[MR. SATAN] Oh, really? Thank you!

[BUU] Look! House for Bee!

[MR. SATAN] Hey! He likes it!

[barks]

[MR. SATAN] Awwwww...

[BUU chuckles]

[INSTRUCTOR] Okay, girls! Here we go!

One and kick and two and kick and three and kick!

That's it! Stretch it out!

Feel that burn! Keep it up girls!

[GOHAN] Hmm?

[INSTRUCTOR] Up, down! Up, down! Up, down! That's it ladys!

Now you're doing it! Okay, up, down, stop!

[OLD KAI cackles]

[GOHAN thinking] This is absurd! What a kook!

Heh? You know!

When people succeed, they're geniuses,

until then, they're kooks!

Huh?!

Look, I told you that the awakening process

would take twenty hours, didn't I?

And has it been twenty hours yet?

Well, has it?

[GOHAN] Uh-uh.

Shall we continue?

[GOHAN] Mhmm.

Now!

Huh?

[OLD KAI] Tell me a little about this Bulma lady!

I hope that she isn't too old now, is she?

Well, as long as she's got plenty of spunk left,

she'll do for me!

After being trapped in that sword,

I'll settle for just about anything!

Know what I mean? Hehehehe!

I know what you mean!

But don't you think we should concentrate on the task at hand?

[OLD KAI] Concentrate? How dare you!

What, you don't think a Supreme Kai can

attend to a small matter like this without losing his focus?

Concentrate? You're the one who needs to concentrate!

So, what's she like?

Well, she's very beautiful!

Hm? Oh! I see!

But you shouldn't be talking like this,

it's slowing down the process!

We must finish soon!

Yes! That way I can get my kiss!

Oh, my! He's putting Gohan through the ringer, isn't he?

Well, I guess!

[SUPREME KAI] It must be working! Excellent!

[barking]

[BUU] Bee hungry! Bee think Buu food!

[MR. SATAN] Uh, oh! Don't eat him, Bee!

Lunch will be ready in just a minute!

[MR. SATAN thinking] This is too good to be true!

Buu is like a little child! He just needed a good friend!

That's me! Uh, huh! The good friend!

[BEE barking]

[BUU] Yeee! Help! Bee eat Buu!

[MR. SATAN] Hey! Hold on! Here it comes!

[chuckles]

Uh! Oh...

[MR. SATAN] Here we go!

Uh, don't mind the curly black things, boys!

It's my, uh, special spice!

[BUU] Will you eat with Buu?

Huh? Uh, yeah! Sure!

[PICCOLO] And where have you two been?

[TRUNKS] Uhhh... What do you mean?

We went to fight Buu! Remember?

[PICCOLO] I told you to come back

as soon as your fusion dissolved!

But we're here! We came back!

Fusion lasts for about a half an hour

and you two have been gone for more like half of the day!

Now how do you explain that?

It's time that you two realized the seriousness

of this situation!

Do you understand me?

--Yes! --Yes!

[BEE barks]

[BUU] Bee paddle with feet! Good Bee!

[BUU laughs]

[MR. SATAN] Excuse me, Majin Buu!

Would you like your back scrubbed?

Hahah. Huh? Yes! Come play! Get in tub!

Who, me? Gosh, that's awfully nice of you!

Are you sure, Buu?

Buu sure! Come play!

[MR. SATAN] Thank you! I could use a bath!

I'm smelling a little too manly if you know what I mean!

Ahhh!

Forgive me! Please!

Come closer!

Closer? Okay, Buu! Uh.

Ha!

Gotcha! Play! Play!

[laughs]

Tadaaaa!

Funny fun!

Funny fun.

[MR. SATAN] Besides almost drowning,

that was a really nice bath!

Uh, huh? My prize photo! I almost forgot!

What a perfect picture to go on the book jacket of my memoirs!

Uh, we're starting to become friends,

so I think we should preserve our new friendship

with some pictures. Yeah.

[MR. SATAN] If you wouldn't mind lay down on your belly

with your hands out in front of you.

[BUU] Like this?

[MR. SATAN] I know it seems strange,

but this is the latest style of picture takin'.

[MR. SATAN thinknig] He's so innocent

I could get him to do anything!

But that's the nice thing about Majin Buu.

Grrr. I should be ashamed of myself!

I don't need to fake it anymore!

If I've really convinced Buu that killing is wrong,

then I truly have saved the world!

[BUU] Hey! Buu hungry!

You make yummy for Buu's tummy!

[MR. SATAN thinking] But he just stuffed himself!

I'm coming! Be right there, Buu!

Yum, yum! Tum, tum! Yum, yum! Tum, tum!

Yum, yum! Tum, tum!

Whoa, Nelly! That smells good! Mmm!

[BUU] Hey! Buu want sweety sweet chocolates for desert!

Right! Huh? Mmm!

Some hero!

He's destroying our world

and you're cooking him meals like a nanny!

You riffraff! [growls]

[BUU] Bee want chocolate, too?

[BUU] Hey! Bee want chocolate, too!

[VAN ZANT chuckles]

Now you die!

Hero!

[VAN ZANT] Hehehehe! Numbskull!

Oh, no!

No, no!

[sobs]

[VAN ZANT] Come on out here, you pink sack of blubber!

You're next!

Buu hurting!

[sobs]

Bad man make friend dead! No!

[BEE barks]

Aaaaaaah!

[gasps]

What? Whoa! Buu! You saved me! I'm alive!

Thank you! Thank you! Huh?

Buu! Are you okay?

[MR. SATAN] Buu! What's the matter? What happened to you?

[BUU] Go away! Go! Quick! Take Bee and go!

Now! Please! Go!

Go? What? Buu, I won't leave you! I'm your friend!

GO NOW!!!

Got it! Right!

[MR. SATAN] Buu! Let me try and help you!

[BUU] GO!!!

[BUU whimpers]

[pants]

[BEE barks]

[PICCOLO] Yes, Dende! I feel it, too!

Something wicked is brewing down there!

What is that thing?

[BEE barks]

[MR. SATAN] Bee! Keep quiet!

Whoa! Are you seeing what I'm seeing, boy?

[BEE barks]

Bad Buu!

Aaaaugh!

[VAN ZANT] Wh-Wh-Wh-What are y-y-you?

They've separated! Evil from good! This is awful!

[NARRATOR] What strange personage is this that has been

expelled from the inner workings of Majin Buu?

Is this really the evil that was within him

manifested in physical form?

And if so, how will this new threat

affect the fate of the Earth?

It seems the two Buu's have a bone to pick!

Stay tuned for confrontation on Dragon Ball Z.